 | |  | | | Following the massive success of Angels with Manky Faces in 2009, Manchester's MaD Theatre Company are proud to announce that they will be touring with their forthcoming production, Thai Brides and Teacakes in Summer-Autumn 2010. Thai Brides and Teacakes is a satirical commentary on the changing ethnic composition of modern Britain and is the latest example of this award-winning theatre company’s unique brand of ‘off the wall’ story telling. It is four years to the day that bakery owners, Ma and Madeira were married in North Manchester’s first same sex civil partnership, and they want a very special gift ~ a baby. After being unsuccessful in their attempt to adopt a Vietnamese orphan, their attentions have turned to the local men as potential sperm donors. Early candidates proved to be something of a let down until the drop-dead gorgeous, and highly charismatic politician, Richard “Dickie” Moseley sweeps into town. However, all is not how it appears ~ not just for the two prospective mums, but for the whole community, as Dickie’s extreme right-wing policies spell disaster. The devastated Mancunians look for a saviour and it appears in the unlikely form of Fred the builder’s part time lap dancing Thai bride. Thai Brides and Teacakes isn’t a conventional theatre production. As with all MaD productions, it is multi-media ~ aimed at a wide audience ~ for people who might like to go to the match; or watch bands; or simply people who generally appreciate modern culture. This production will feature music, as well as cameo performances from some of Manchester’s familiar faces, plus one or two surprise guests. « back to top » « close panel » | thai brides and teacakes | | | | 0844 815 4873 | | |  | |
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Multi Award Winning Irish Superstar Comic TOMMY TIERNAN is embarking on a long-awaited UK National tour. Fresh from his sell out solo tour of Australia and New Zealand and his third appearance on “The Late Show With David Letterman”, TIERNAN’S high intensity, high octane shows are not for the faint-hearted. This new show CROOKED MAN is a delicious journey of rich, honest unashamed laughs. A no holds barred roller coaster ride as TOMMY continues his relentless interrogation of the big ideas - Sex, Religion, Family, all viewed through the lens of his own curious quirks, personal demons and indignant sense of outrage. TOMMY TIERNAN’S shows are simply legendary. He has an instinctive way of crafting words to bring his anecdotes to vivid life and make the jokes truly resonate. To spend time in this mans company is an unmissable treat. Presented by Mick Perrin for Just for Laughs Live. Suitable for 18+. « back to top » « close panel » | tommy tiernan | | | | 0844 815 4873 | | |  | |
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Sarah Millican, star of Live at the Apollo, Mock the Week and if.comedy Best Newcomer, announces her debut UK tour. The sweet and filthy Geordie’s stand-up show promises jokes about life, love and what to do when your boyfriend puts a sock on your boob during sex. At the Edinburgh Fringe Festival 2008, Sarah was awarded Best Newcomer at the If.Comedy Awards for her debut solo show, Sarah Millican's Not Nice. She received rave reviews and enjoyed sell-out audiences for the entire run with critics pinpointing her as a hot new talent to keep an eye on. Recent television appearances include Mock the Week, Michael Mcintyre’s Comedy Roadshow, Have I Got News For You, 8 Out of 10 Cats and her vocal talents can currently be heard on the BBC1 series Walk on the Wild Side. One of the hottest comics on today’s circuit, performing at all the top comedy clubs, Sarah has established herself as a crowd-pleasing act with well-written material and a gentle delivery style that disguises her cutting observations on life. An experienced and hard working live performer, Sarah has recently performed at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, where she was nominated for the prestigious Barry Award, and at the Kilkenny Cat Laughs Festival. In August 2009 she enjoyed a complete sell out run including extra dates that were added due to demand, with her critically acclaimed second Edinburgh Fringe show, Sarah Millican: Typical Woman. « back to top » « close panel » | sarah millican | | | | 0844 815 4873 | | | | |
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After an extremely busy 2009 supporting Rob Brydon on his sold out UK tour and a critically acclaimed performance on The Royal Variety Show Hal Cruttenden is one of the UK’s fastest rising comedy stars and he is here to present his own unique comic vision. He’s angry … but not sure why! “A delightful surprise… warm-hearted, quick- witted observations about being a camp, middle class heterosexual.” The Daily Telegraph “Go and see Hal Cruttenden, he’s got something to say and he’ll make you laugh; a lot.” The Daily Mirror **** “Hugely talented” The Times ‘I've been reviewing stand-up for years, and believe me this is as good as it gets.’ Channel 4.com « back to top » « close panel » | hal cruttenden | | | | 0844 815 4873 | | | | |
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"Sheffield's finest synthesizer player and twaddle talker" (Daily Telegraph) decides it's time to instruct the Nation in moral matters. Well, he would have done - had nextdoor neighbour and sole agent, Ken Worthington not mistyped the show's title, turning "morals" into "more rolls" John's reaction to this mishap is philosophical. At least now his new show can consider - not just the Nation's moral decline - but the vast range of exotic breads appearing in the high street, as the humble roll fades into obscurity. Paninis, ciabattas, pittas, plus the peshwari naan which John recently enjoyed a bite of ("It absolutely blew me away"), inspiring his exciting new ballad "How's your nan?" "How's your nan? How's your nan?" is more pressing a question than finding out about the state of an unleavened bread - that's what i said "How's your nan? How's your nan?" Better find out while you can. Go and see her before you hear she's dead! Also, in "Get the Volvo,Val", John will re-examine the tragic "moral" tale of Eric Blackburn ("no relation to the DJ") who crashed his hang glider 15 years ago on the Derbyshire moors. As well as these and other new songs, expect old favourites like "2 Margarines", "Eggs and Gammon", and "I Can't Go Back To Savoury Now" hammered out on John's trusty Yamaha keyboard. Also, Special Guests - the concreter from Goole, Dave Tordoff, ("His ignorance is comical bliss" ) and misanthropic Midlands media lecturer, Brian Appleton. (An inspired creation.. Spinal tap, watch your back!") John Shuttleworth (AKA actor/small island lover, Graham Fellows) was recently heard on BBC Radio 4 in series 5 of The Shuttleworths which was twice made "Pick of the Week". His latest film, Southern Softies is screening on Sky Arts this Summer and is now available on DVD. « back to top » « close panel » | john shuttleworth | | | | 0844 815 4873 | | | | |
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