'Allo 'Allo Comedy Train

‘Allo! ‘Allo! This is nighthawk calling! Listen very carefully, we shall say this only once!

Renѐ was hoping for a quiet night in his humble little café in Nouvion, but things aren’t quite going according to plan.

The Resistance wants to use his back passage to hide a special sausage, The Gestapo are planning a secret meeting, and everyone is looking for the Fallen Madonna with the big…. Well, you get the gist!

To top it all off Edith has decided to raise everyone’s spirits with a song.

Join Renѐ and the rest of the ‘Allo! ‘Allo! gang as they become embroiled in all kinds of hilarious hijinks and crazy capers in order to get through the night.

It’s a comedy dining experience like no other. ‘It’s a very fanny shoe. Don’t Moss It!’ as Officer Crabtree would say.

Jam packed full of laughter and song, East Lancashire Railway's comedy evenings are expertly scripted and acted out by the award winning After Dark Entertainment.

Watch your on-screen favourites come to life while you indulge in fine cuisine accompanied by continuous mayhem, action, and barrels of laughs! Our luxurious pullman-style carriages provide the elegant setting to your evening while our iconic steam locomotive hauls you along on your evening.

Expect a sparkling welcome drink upon boarding and a sumptuous three course meal followed by coffee and after dinner chocolate. With your own personal waiter/waitress for the evening you can relax knowing every aspect of your experience will be catered for to the highest standards.

The dress code is smart/casual however we do encourage dressing in relation to the theme.