Flat and the Curves

As seen on the BBC, brace yourself for this award-winning smash hit Girls Night Out with Flat and the Curves, the comedy girl band that’s leaving a trail of sequins across the UK.

This powerhouse, glittery cabaret is a fierce blend of outrageous vocals, rip-roaring humour and unapologetic horniness! They’ll chat inflatable d**ks, hen-do blackouts and dance-floor finger b**ging…no subject is off limits!

Feel empowered at this riotous show, BY fabulous women FOR fabulous women! Enjoy a night to remember with your huns filled with laughter and audacity! Imagine Sex and the City teams up with The Spice Girls.

They’ve been called “the most dynamic girl group to hit the circuit” by the Sunday Express and “SIX meets Bridesmaids” by legendary drag act Danny Beard. Expect big voices and bold statements in a night of hilarity and full-frontal vulgarity. Join in the fun celebrating women and discover why audiences “laughed, laughed some more and even snorted out a little G&T” – don’t waste the gin!

Sharing their sensational talent and wit with you is Katy Baker – the voice of Judy Garland and the attitude of Ross Kemp; Issy Wroe Wright – the love child of Madonna and Aled Jones; Charlotte Brooke – the face of Bush and the moves of Jagger; and Arabella Rodrigo – Dita Von Tina Turner.