The cat’s out of the bag and Milly-Liu is ready to spill the beans on all your favourite celebrity pussies. She’s worked with the best of them, and been to bed with the rest of them! Come join her (if you dare), but be warned, she’ll throw you around like a half-dead mouse.

And FFS don’t mention David Attenborough!

Directed by Dan Jones. François was the recipient of the inaugural David Johnson Emerging Talent Award for his performance as Milly-Liu at this year’s Edinburgh Festival Fringe.