Why I Stuck A Flare Up My Arse For England

Joshua Beaumont and Matthew Emeny present the Roxy Dog production of

Why I Stuck A Flare Up My A**e For England

Written and performed by Alex Hill

It’s the EURO 2020 Final at Wembley and Billy’s gone viral for sticking a flare up his a**e!

Why I Stuck A Flare Up My A**e For England is a blisteringly funny new play that comes to Salford directly from a sell-out, five-star Edinburgh Festival run. Written and performed by Alex Hill, it asks what it means to belong to a club that you live for.

Billy and his best pal Adam are die-hard football fans. It’s how they spend every weekend, without fail. It’s their escape, their religion and their life. But when they encounter a new group of mates, they start to take their support one step further.

★★★★★ ‘Boozy, ballsy, brilliantly executed’ - Entertainment Now

★★★★★ ‘A gem of a play’ - Broadway Baby

★★★★★ ‘As beautiful as it is thought-provoking’ - Corr Blimey

★★★★- ‘Pacey and involving, gets to the heart of it’ - The Scotsman

‘Priceless comic charm’ - The Reviews Hub