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Karen Ryder
(171 Reviews)

The Mousetrap

The Mousetrap - The Lowry, Salford - Monday 8th April 2024

IT'S A CRIME IF YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THE MOUSETRAP - BUY YOURSELF A TICKET - CASE CLOSED!

The world’s longest running play, The Mousetrap by Agatha Christie, has sleuthed its way into Salford for its 70th anniversary tour.  It not only holds the Guiness World Record for the longest running play, but Agatha Christie is also the world’s bestselling author!  Quite the spectacular combination and a powerful aphrodisiac that ensures audiences both new and old are still falling in love with its secrets, mystery, and intrigue.  Over 70 venues are being gifted a visit from this iconic play on its celebratory tour, symbolically including all cities to which it originally played!  The Mousetrap still plays in the West End today, with record breaking performances, selling over 10 million tickets!  


So why is it so popular?  What is its secret?  Well, the fact that the show itself holds a secret, a secret which the audience are welcomed into via the exclusive Mousetrap club and asked to keep, is an undeniably clever twist, and one that many other shows are starting to catch on to.  It gives its audience a sense of belonging, and a delightful kick at knowing something other people don’t know.  As Monkswell Manor is grandly revealed, news spreads of a murder in London.  One by one, guests arrive at this remote countryside estate looking for shelter from the raging storm.  Guarded pleasantries drift through the firelit guesthouse, keeping an uneasy peace, that is until a police sergeant arrives and shatters all illusions.  For there is a killer amongst them.  But who could it be?  What motive could they possibly have?  And how many are they prepared to kill?  Everyone is a suspect, and with good reason, for as we start to learn the truth about each of the guests, it seems everyone has something to hide.
 


Therein lies the hook of this play.  Whodunnit?  Was it Giles or Mollie Ralston, a seemingly honest couple who inherited Monkswell Manor?  Yet they are evidently hiding something, immediately arousing suspicion.  Or was it Christopher Wren, an enthusiastic and energetic architect who enjoys the beauty of the house and whistling nursery rhymes?  How about the irritable, uncompromising Mrs. Boyle who takes no prisoners with her strong opinions, or retired Major Metcalf who has an affinity for detail, helping others, and optimism?  Maybe it was the dry, aloof business woman Miss Casewell whose sharp and direct manner takes many by surprise.  Could it even be Mr. Paravicini, the unexpected guest whose humour seems so close to the bone that anything is possible?  As police sergeant Trotter arrives on snow ski’s to investigate the murder, the house is full.  But how long will it stay that way?  Is anybody really safe from the storm at Monkswell Manor?


The Mousetrap
is played out in one room, adding an air of murderous mystery.  It arouses suspicions each time a character exits, begging the questions, what they are doing?  Where they have gone?  What are they are talking about?  And will they ever return alive?!  Keeping in with the original 1950’s time frame of the play, this striking set places us in the drawing room of Monkswell Manor.  Imposing wooden panelling adorns every surface, including a large ornate fireplace.  Pictures are scattered across the walls and furniture, with dim lights suppressing the atmosphere further.  A writing desk complete with a wireless and telephone play their part, and the remaining furniture is situated throughout and used to great effect.  The biggest success of the set is the inclusion of six slick and often surprising entrance and exit points.  These drive the story, the intrigue, and the thrill.  Ian Talbot and Denise Silvey’s direction creates the perfect misdirection, with actors swifty manoeuvring between these entrances and exits in the blink of an eye, ensuring that perhaps our attention is not always focused on the right character at the right time.  It is so clever, and leaves you in a heightened state of “What on earth is going on?”  Add into this a lighting design that manages to control your emotional state by the gradual dimming and flickering of lights into cold, hard blackouts.


Holly Sullivan
(Barefoot In The Park, Private Lives) understudied for Neerja Naik as Mollie Ralston and created a multi layered character, who was warm and nurturing.  Her relationships with the various characters each had their unique stance from frustrated to maternal.  She gave a strong and believable transformation from a gentle newly wed to someone capable of asserting strength and determination.  Barnaby Jago (The Beast Of Blue Yonder) as Giles Ralston was fantastic as the stereotypical 1950’s middle class husband.  He was proud of himself and his own importance, yet still gave us a genuine likeability and reason to root for him.  It was a beautifully balanced performance.  Shaun McCourt (The Lion, The Witch & The Wardrobe, War Horse) as Christopher Wren was a joy to watch with his physical humour, exquisitely readable facial expressions, and infectious energy.  He really allowed the audience to laugh at his over enthusiastic caddish approach, and his likeability was palpable.  He also showed a delicacy to his character via his relationship with Mollie.  A glorious labrador puppy fuelled by Duracell batteries! 


Gwyneth Strong
(Ladies Of Letters, Only Fools & Horses, Eastenders) as Mrs. Boyle had perfectly pitched sarcasm, disapproval and deplorable detest of everything and everyone.  Her voice was dripping with the most gloriously pompous tonality.  It was wonderful to watch and even though you dislike Mrs. Boyle’s unrelenting standards, you kind of can’t help loving her directness too.  Todd Carty (Eastenders, The Bill, Spamalot) as Major Metcalf had the most brilliant character voice that brought the Major to life in an instant.  His bumbling presence, throaty laugh, and his characters intricacies were a true delight to watch and made him an audience favourite every time he came on stage.  He was able to continually surprise and keep you on your toes with a tremendous performance.  Amy Spinks (Shakespeare Nation, Bab’s Big Show) as Miss Casewell portrayed this private, brisk and stand-offish character with ease.  An inner confidence poured out of her, making us believe that Miss Casewell was carrying an intriguing secret.  She oozed a certain kind of charisma and I enjoyed her scenes very much.  Steven Elliot (Frankenstein, The Crown, numerous RSC) as Mr. Paravicini was a joy to behold.  His outlandishness and unpredictability are a force to be reckoned with, and allowed him to hold the audience in the palm of his charming hand.  Whether it be his corrupt sense of humour, a brilliantly timed one liner, a wink and a nudge to the audience, or his physicality, it was a treat every time he was on stage.  Elliot knows how to milk the most out of each word, each phrase, each look, and he draws the audience into his fun world time and time again with energetic ease.  Michael Ayiotis (Teechers, The Mountain & Me) as Detective Sgt. Trotter had a fantastic authoritative presence with his stature, vocal delivery, and presence.  He made you want to give him the information he demanded – even if you didn’t know it yourself!  He was commanding, clear and concise and drove the narrative perfectly.


The first half of the show flew by and we were surprised to find ourselves stumbling into the interval, for it really does draw you in.  There is a twee nostalgia to the play, for it has kept its roots in its time frame.  The Mousetrap is positively aware of this and allows us to giggle at some things that seem absurd in todays world.  In that sense, it doesn’t take itself too seriously, and enjoys the flexibility the different array of characters brings.  Speaking of which, this is the riding force of the show for me.  The cast have excelled in producing such varying and unique characters, each with their own life force.  The first half of the second act drives along in a similar vein, keeping us hooked into the plot as we try to figure it all out.  The remainder of the show in comparison felt a little jarred, like it was in a rush to finish, or it had run out of time.  I can’t really say too much without risking slipping up and giving secrets away, but I kind of wanted more.  Maybe that’s a good thing – always leave them wanting more right?  That aside, this is no doubt the mothership of all whodunnits and I could absolutely see how many other shows have tried to replicate its formula.  I am thrilled to have finally seen this trend setting show and promise to uphold its secrets.  Here’s to the next 70 years.  Happy Anniversary to The Mousetrap.


WE SCORE THE MOUSETRAP...



Peter Pan Goes Wrong

Peter Pan Goes Wrong - Opera House, Manchester - Tuesday 26th March 2024

PETER PAN GOES WRONG IS QUICK, SLICK AND FULL OF SLAPSTICK! IT'S BRILLIANTLY BONKERS!

Mischief are back in Manchester, creating chaos in our fabulous Opera House!  And we wouldn’t have it any other way, for anytime this award-winning company fly in to greet us with their fabulous presence, is a time we are guaranteed to love life once again.  The treat on offer is the Olivier award-nominated West End and Broadway smash hit Comedy Peter Pan Goes Wrong.  Written by Mischief Theatre originals, Henry Lewis, Henry Shields and Jonathan Sayer, it has everything you’ve come to expect from this world renowned company.  They still manage to keep you guessing though, taking you by surprise and blowing your mind with outstanding slapstick theatre that teeters on the brink of impressive and dangerous stunt work!


As with any Mischief Theatre ‘goes wrong’ show, make sure you arrive early, for the entertainment starts way before the curtain goes up, and it would be such a shame to miss a second of what they have on offer.  The cast usually arrive in the audience from around 7ish, involving us in their mishaps, chaos, and teasing us with a taste of what’s to come.  We start to understand their characters relationship dynamics, and as stagehands feed electrical wiring through the audience, others look for a missing hammer, Peter Pan is wandering around offering selfies and as the director tries to locate a runaway cast member, you will be fizzed into a frenzy of glee before the show has even officially begun!
 


Mischief Theatre
describe themselves with the beautiful and fitting statement that they are serious about silliness.  Celebrating ten years of shows in the West End, they have grown into a global sensation and created award-winning comedy for stage, screen and beyond.  Upon graduating, a group of friends created an improvisational group, started performing across the UK, and have never stopped since.  Their winning formula provides essential escapism (or ridiculous escapism as they like to call it) through humour, mishaps, and that innate and questionable instinct we all have to laugh at others accidental misfortunes.

Peter Pan Goes Wrong, as with all the ‘goes wrong’ shows, is a brilliantly constructed world that follows the characters from Cornley Polytechnic Drama Society as they attempt to produce shows for stage or screen.  Their complicated dynamics and backstage relationships often interfere with the show in question, and so we are privy to a play within a play and all the backstage hilarity that goes with it!  Each performer therefore presents us with their ‘real character’ who is an actor with Cornley, and the role they have been given in the particular play.


It is a wonderful concept because if you follow the ‘goes wrong’ shows, then you already know and understand the dynamics between the Cornley group members, and we continually get to see them in various different settings, roles, and become hooked on the jealousies, resentments, and egos that come with this.  It really is brilliant!  It also provides permission to break the fourth wall as the director can speak to the audience and include us in the evenings proceedings.  And so as Cornley attempt to put on Peter Pan, we quickly learn that perhaps they are slightly over ambitious, accident prone, and ill prepared.  Add alter egos and a director in denial into the mix, and it appears that Cornley are prepared to live and die by the motto ‘The Show Must Go On’ - even when flying mishaps, cast disputes, tumbling windows and technical nightmares mean it is quite literally falling down around them!


One of the many highlights of Mischief Theatres ‘Goes Wrong’ shows are the phenomenally designed sets.  They continually reveal surprises, make you hold your breath with anticipation, and keep both audience and cast alike on our toes throughout!  Designed by Simon Scullion, Peter Pan Goes Wrong delights with a revolving set that transports us from the various locations of Neverland, to the Darlings house, and a few more obscure and unexpected treats along the way.  What else would you expect from Cornley after all?  A revolving set has so many perfect opportunities for disaster and they all deliver.  A revolving stage that doesn’t revolve, to one that won’t stop revolving, to it revolving at the wrong time, exposing the cast in some precarious positions!  As this blindly determined troupe desperately attempt to continue, they slowly but surely lose cast members along the way to electrocution, a plummeting fall from the rafters, others get squished by collapsing bunk beds, the narrator has an ongoing feud with his chair, the pirate ship has a mind of its own, and that’s before we even get started on the flying and all the accidents that creates!  These elements of disaster are also immersive, treating us to lights that constantly flicker on and off in the theatre itself.  Mischief really have thought of everything!


Directed by Adam Meggido, the pace is perfect, the comedy ingeniously allowed to thrive to its full potential, and the comradery is palpable.  Jack Michael Stacey gifts us with his performance of the frazzled director Chris Bean.  Of course, Chris Bean has also cast himself in the play and so we see him attempt to take on the roles of Mr. Darling and Captain Hook with a deluded grandeur.  His hilarity comes from his desire to take himself so seriously, even when everything around is screaming for him to loosen up and go with the flow.  His melt downs are legendary and his direct improvisation and frustration with the audience when he refuses to accept that this show is a pantomime is side splittingly fantastic!  Matthew Howell is our Robert, an envious wanna be director whose self belief shines brighter than the second star on your right!  He dazzles us by continually switching character from Nana the dog, to the side-splitting shadow of Peter Pan, and Starkey the posh pirate!  But it is his unrivalled resentment as Robert that truly brings everything he does to life in such a side-splitting way, making his role even funnier to witness.  He tries to smooth everything over with a cheeky smile and sheer determination, including the early demise of a child from Oliver!


Gareth Tempest’s
as Jonathan plays Peter Pan as someone who most definitely loves the spotlight, and he likes to dazzle with a winning smile.  He is brilliant at switching from panic when his flying goes wrong, to turning on the showbiz charm in a heartbeat.  Ciara Morris as Sandra plays Wendy with a brilliant seriousness of her art, and her outbursts of interpretive dance are hilarious.  She is so determined to take her moment in the spotlight that she desperately tries to ignore the chaos surrounding her.  Clark Devlin is Dennis, who brings us John and Smee, all through a set of headphones as he can’t remember his lines.  His wooden delivery is just superb, and his timing of lines to create comedy is spot on.  He doesn’t blink an eye when switching from his lines, to delivering radio updates or unknowingly reiterating a marriage break up!  Jean-Luke Worrell’s as Francis is our brilliant narrator who provides rip roaring squeals at his ongoing battle with his chair.  He has a brilliant moment in the second act as a pirate when he has to ‘fill’ and leads the entire audience in a 90’s boy band sing song!  The energy in the theatre at this point is just fabulous.


Theo Toksvig-Stewart’s
had the entire theatre rooting for him as Max.  He won everyone over with his endearing nature, loveable yet gormless smiles and waves to the audience, and his caddish crocodile who even came with his own cute catchphrase!  He could melt your heart with a look, and played the character to perfection.  Jamie Birkett as Annie plays so many roles and makes this a fantastic fete with quick changes, singing, light up costumes, various accents, and goodness knows what else.  Every time someone opens a door it seems she is there as a different character and I have to give a special mention to her singing!  What a voice!  Rosemarie Akwafo is Lucy and introduces herself before the show has officially started by being our terrified and runaway actress, forced into the spotlight by her overbearing uncle Robert.  She is like a bunny in headlights and gives an amazing performance as the terrified actress, who finally finds her voice in a strange turn of events.  Jake Burgum as Trevor the stagehand is brilliant, far more interested in his phone than the job at hand and it creates some epic moments, which result in him learning how to fly!!  He is the opposite of every lovie on stage, with his down to earth and unimpressed attitude and it works so well.


The audience are allowed to take their moment too with the inclusion of panto style responses being encouraged of “it’s behind you,” and no one hesitates at joining in.  Peter Pan Goes Wrong is quick, slick and full of slapstick!  Never has getting it wrong been so right.  A masterclass in physical theatre, comedy, stage combat, improvisation and teamwork, that will leave you with a heightened state of adrenalin and uncontrollable tears of joy.  Character driven gags mingle with running gags, chaos and crossed wires, resulting in a comic spectacle that is uniquely Mischief Theatre.  Brilliantly bonkers!



WE SCORE PETER PAN GOES WRONG...


The Boy at The Back of The Class

The Boy at The Back of The Class - The Lowry, Salford - Tuesday 26th March 2024

THE BOY AT THE BACK OF THE CLASS CELEBRATES COURAGE, FRIENDSHIP, UNDERSTANDING AND TOLERANCE

The Boy At The Back Of The Class is a multi-award winning children’s book that I personally adore and often reread so I can experience falling in love with it all over again. Author Onjali Q. Raúf is able to connect with the audience so beautifully because she writes with a higher purpose, an authenticity and a passion that shines through on every page. Awarded an MBE, Raúf is also the founder of two NGO’s – Making Herstory (tackling the abuse and trafficking of women and girls in the UK) and O’S Refugee Aid Team (which raises awareness and funds for frontline refugee aid organisations).  The Boy At The Back Of The Class draws on her personal experience of delivering emergency aid convoys for refugee families in Calais and Dunkirk.  It is full of humanity, genuine heart, wit, and tear-jerking moments, all of which culminate to grant us hope and faith for future generations.


This glorious children’s book deservedly won the Blue Peter Best Story Award and The Waterstones Children’s Book Prize for its truthful and age appropriate approach to themes that many adults struggle to process.  It didn’t patronise its young readers by trying to hide the harsh elements of the world, or by glossing over them.  Instead, it recognised that our younger members of society are faced with exactly the same situations that we are as adults, and The Boy At The Back Of The Class helps them navigate this chaos through the open and optimistic eyes of a child in an honest and uplifting way.  As our narrator Alexa merrily guides us through the joys of the first day back of her school term and her friendship group, it’s not long before something is different.  The empty chair at the back of the class has been filled.  No one knows who this stranger is.  More mystifying to the class is that this stranger named Ahmet doesn’t speak English, he seemingly gets special treatment by being pulled out of class, and he never smiles.


But Alexa’s curiosity grows the better of her, and as she discovers the truth behind this stranger, and works hard to create a connection with the isolated Ahmet, she soon discovers that not everyone feels the same.  Alexa is lucky as she has three best friends in Tom, Josie, and Michael, and it seems unfair that Ahmet has none.  Not even a family.  For Ahmet is a Syrian refugee who has fled a very real war and been separated from everyone he knows.  Alexa is determined to help Ahmet reunite with his family and so ‘The greatest idea in the world’ is born, which takes a band of enthusiastic and pure hearted children on the journey of a lifetime.  They teach us the importance of friendship, kindness, acceptance and tolerance, and how simple things could actually be, in a messy world that doesn’t always make sense.  We all deserve a safe place we can call home, and The Boy At The Back Of The Class reminds us that this is something most of us simply take for granted.  


Adapted for stage by Nick Ahad, and directed by Monique Touko, we are taken from the carefree world of the classroom and the playground to the hauntingly heartbreaking scenes at sea where Ahmet’s childhood is stolen and his world is turned upside down.  Swelling sheets waft with vigour across the stage to bring us the turmoil of his journey, whilst back at school, we see Ahmet start to reclaim his childhood through games of football.  These are performed without a ball, we simply imagine its presence, and details like this stunningly reflect the powerful magic of childhood and our ability to dream, imagine, and believe that things can be whatever we wish them to be.  This was reflected in the young audience, who pretended to catch the invisible ball when it was kicked out into the audience.  Impromptu moments of magic include bursts of dance, music, and glee from the youthful classmates.  Bus journeys and taxi rides are brought to life with nothing more than a chair or the existing scenery, and a gorgeous moment comes into play where Alexa dances a happy dance with the memory of her dad via a silhouette. 


Monique Touko
keeps the element of the narrator (Alexa) telling the audience the story, as is done in the book.  I applaud this keepsake for the whole success of the novel is that it is presented to us through the eyes of a child, and this ensured that my adult brain stayed on track with this pure perspective.  Then, in a tender twist, Alexa stops the narration when Ahmet finds his voice, ultimately handing him back ownership of his story.  Ahmet speaks directly to us, for we are the ones he embraces as those who can listen to him and understand his story.  The decision was also made to have adults playing the children.  Understandable from a logistical viewpoint, but it did fill me with a little trepidation for a few reasons.  Adults playing children can often become cringe worthy as they often turn them into stereotyped bundles of youthfulness, with fake baby voices and exaggerated movements and facial expressions.  Also, as already mentioned in my praise of keeping the narration element to ensure we view this from the child’s viewpoint, we risk losing that and taking away the child’s vantage point by having an adult playing them and doing the performance on their behalf.


As the show started, I did become a little disappointed as the children were played very young, far younger than their intended age and it felt patronising to this young audience.  You could feel the squirming from the school children in the audience and understandably so because nine-year-olds simply don’t talk in the manner they were presented.  It seemed to be a large lapse in judgement.  However, we soon learnt that Ahmet wasn’t presented like this at all, and as the story developed, the other performers subtly reduced this exaggeration too.  It was actually quite a clever choice because what it did was present a world where children can be children, and so were childlike, verses the horrors Ahmet had faced, and slowly but surely, as their understanding of Ahmets world grew and Ahmet was starting to experience friendship and learn how to play again, they all met in the middle.


This production is full of beautiful moments that seek to melt our heart.  Watching a group of friends support Alexa on her mission to help another child as they wander the unfamiliar streets of London is stunning to watch as an adult, and probably full of wonder and adventure for the younger audience members, who let’s face it, is who this production is truly aimed. And Alexa’s determination to find a pomegranate for Ahmet as a gift just serves to remind us that what seems ridiculous to adults is the most important thing in the world to children, and perhaps it is us who has it wrong and we should take heed.


The set is designed by Lily Arnold and has an uncomplicated and functional feel to it.  This allows us to engage our imagination and switch with ease from Alexa’s house, to the school gym, to Buckingham Palace, without ever stealing spotlight from the story itself.  The main stage is that of the PE apparatus found in every primary school when I was growing up, and still in a few schools today.  The big metal frame that included ropes, hoops, metal bars and rope ladders to climb may fill you with a fuzzy nostalgia and encourage your brain back to a time before the harshness of the outside world impacted it.  It moved and folded to create new spaces, and the young audience bought into every element of its design.   


Farshid Rokey
as Ahmet was incredibly powerful.  His initial reluctance gave way to suppressed fear, rage, anger and hurt, then found its way to trust, friendship and hope.  It was pitched just right and you felt everything he felt, right down to his disgust at being offered a sherbet lemon covered in fuzz and fluff!  Sasha Desouza-Willock as Alexa was great at flipping between her child like status with her friends, and sharing the grown up feelings she had had to face regarding losing her dad.  Her speeches direct to the audience drew us in as she took her time and allowed her words the space to breathe and sink in.  Gordon Miller, Petra Joan-Athene, and Abdul-Malik Janneh were friends Tom, Josie and Michael and their work together created a great energy that kept the audiences attention throughout.  Priya Davdra as Alexa’s mum and Mrs. Khan gave us two gorgeous characters, showing that adults can be a safe space, can listen, and will support even the craziest of ideas.  Joe McNamara as Brendan the bully was clever as he wasn’t so vile with his performance that it became about him, but he still managed to get the point across and appear intimidating.  Zoe Zak, Megan Grech and Adam Seridji complete this united cast and seamlessly switch between the various other roles needed.


We only have to switch on the news, flick through social media, or listen to snippets of conversation wherever we go to be aware of turmoil and war.  Children across the world are being displaced from their homes every day through no fault of their own, and so it is naïve to think our own children are blissfully unaware of this and that it doesn’t impact their world.  It does.  The Boy At The Back Of The Class not only gives them a voice, but it makes adults listen too.  It celebrates courage, friendship, understanding and tolerance.  It demonstrates that we can move forward by searching for the things that we have in common instead of fearing the things we don’t, and it does it all through a brilliantly charming, funny and endearing adventure, with just the right amount of mischief and cheekiness.  Instead of avoiding tricky conversations with children, it welcomes them and highlights that like or it not, this is the reality of their world.  Even though I knew how this story ended, I found myself caught unawares with the sudden emotion I felt by the way it was presented, and I will admit to shedding a tear or two.  The audience were reeled in, and I hadn’t realised the collective built up tension until it was released in the final moments with cheers, gasps of relief and a couple of sobs from this admiring young audience.  The Boy At The Back Of The Class reminds us that sometimes, we need to remember to view the world through the eyes of our children because we may just find that they can probably teach us a thing or two.    

   

WE SCORE THE BOY AT THE BACK OF THE CLASS...





A Taste of Honey

A Taste Of Honey - Royal Exchange Theatre, Manchester - Wednesday 20th March 2024

A TASTE OF HONEY IS MESMERISINGLY PERFECT - AN ABSOLUTE MUST-SEE PRODUCTION!

How do you attempt to write a review about a production that has been so mesmerisingly perfect you just want to leave it suspended in a protected prism of your mind?  A Taste Of Honey at The Royal Exchange completely absorbed me.  It was one of those nights at the theatre where everything aligned, taking you beyond watching actors in a production, leaving you with the sense that you are simply watching people.  Real people having real conversations.  The flow of language, delivery, and direction was superbly gripping and dripping with the good, the bad, the ugly, the confused, the insecure, and the desperate refractions of humanity.  Nothing was forced.  Everything felt entirely natural, so there was no sense of trying to ‘portray’ the unique banter, strength and struggles of Salford life in the 1950’s as has often been seen before.  This felt authentic with a far deeper understanding of the text’s nuances than ever before.


Set in 1950’s Salford, a 19 year old Shelagh Delaney wrote a slice of living history, leaving future generations with a tangible telescope into real people.  The play starts with a weary Helen moving house again, dragging her teenage daughter along with her.  As they settle into their latest dump, this one facing the slaughter house, a unique and fiery relationship is quickly established between mother and daughter.  Jo calls her mum Helen, Helen calls her daughter every name under the sun, and both have a lot to say.  The complicated dynamics between Helen and Jo are palpable with every glance, every breath, every word.  You feel their despair towards life and one another, yet you also feel their innate bond and understanding of each other.  Maybe this is not conventional love between a mother and daughter, but there is also a freedom in their total acceptance of who the other person is, warts and all.  Director Emma Baggott has explored this relationship afresh and looked beyond the easy answer of simple contempt for one another, layering it with years of moments of their relationship.  None of us feels just one thing at one time, that’s not how life is, and this production feeds off this concept showing that is it entirely possible to love someone yet strongly dislike them at the same time.  


As Helen's latest boyfriend Peter turns up, Jo knows by instinct and experience that this has signalled the beginning of the end of her current chapter with Helen.  Jo knows the drill – new boyfriend not long before Christmas and Jo is left alone again as mum moves out, leaving Jo to fend for herself.  She is resigned to the carousel of life with Helen.  It’s all about cycles, rhythms, patterns and she knows that the next one will eventually come back round, where Helen is booted out of the latest boyfriends life and returns home with a bottle in hand.  But this time, Jo too believes she has found love, but that love results in her being left alone and pregnant.  She finds a new friend in Geoff who shows unconditional love and Jo has no idea what to do with it.  Subtle and insightfully clever parallels are drawn in the scenes when Geoff moves in with Jo from when we see Helen and Jo first move into this flat. 


Jo, despite her lack of receiving maternal care, does cares for Helen in her own way and we see her delicately trying to gain approval through subservient detail such as fetching and carrying for Helens every whim.  Helen needs Jo to need her for her own self worth but equally doesn’t want the responsibility that comes with it.  This production intelligently echoes these details between Jo and Geoff.  He just wants her approval, for her to notice him, and she needs him to need that for her own self worth but has nothing to give him back in return.  She has learnt this behaviour from her mum.  This production is exceptional at these details, looking not just at what we say, but also what we don’t say, and spotlighting what we do instead.  And it’s one of the many features giving it authenticity.  Over half of our communication is nonverbal and Emma Baggot’s direction embraces this to perfection.


As the story continues, it weaves in themes of race, homosexuality, independence, marriage, and acceptance, until Geoff falls on his own sword out of love for Jo.  But even his unconditional and unselfish love still results in Jo being left alone, leaving us with a complicated mess of emotions in our own heads and hearts as to whether anyone can ever get love right.  And that, is real life.

What I loved about this production is that it seamlessly blends contradictory elements together.  I keep saying how authentic, how real this production felt, for it did.  Yet I must mention that there are also moments of utter surrealism, stylised interpretations, and a bonkers energy running right through it.  So how can that be described as authentic and real?  I guess this is the brilliance of the creative team and cast working in collaboration.  It shows that nothing in life is just one thing.  It is always an amalgamation of ideas, energies, and interpretations, but we don’t even have to cast the net that wide.  Just stop for a moment and poke at your own mind.  It never stops!  It can process around 45 different thoughts each minute, and they can overlap, oppose, align, pull in different directions, agree, and disagree with each other all at the same time.


They can vary on a theme or be totally unrelated, and so this chaotic, whirling universe inside each and every one of us can contradict yet be unified at the same time and that is exactly why these moments blend effortlessly throughout the play.  For instance, wrought iron girders with lighting hang low at the start of the play, then are raised as the action begins.  Now firstly, these girders are so recognisable in any industrial city so feel authentic and immediately cast us into the heart of Salford in the 1950’s.  Iron girders don’t move in reality, but they do in this production and are used to excellent effect.  They slowly come down during a very heated scene, oppressing everyone in the room, trapping them in their own lives, yet they gently bob up and down when Jo and her Prince leave the carnival, echoing the funfair carousel.  Authentic yet surreal and it works.  It is a brilliant design by Peter Butler and ties up the whirlwind of chaos and unpredictability of the characters and their lives.  The details in costumes, set dressing, even flooring are so perceptive and culminate a series of different patterns to represent different places from the dingy flat, to the path outside and the world beyond.        


Jill Halfpenny
and Rowan Robinson are outstanding as Helen and Jo.  Sometimes you watch something so brilliant that you want to leave it untouched and don’t want to dissect it, and this is exactly what they achieved.  They absolutely brought Shelah Delaney’s text to life in such an honest and recognisable way that had the audience both shocked and giggling at their exchanges.  Their relationship and their way of talking to each other wasn’t a 2D flat representation of hard Northern life where the characters were just spiteful towards each other as has often been the case, but it also reflected that actually, this chosen way of talking to each other is also a form of love and just the way we do things here.  It’s about tonality and not what we say but the way in which we say it, which when looked at through this lens, can present an entirely different outlook.


Jill Halfpenny
and Rowan Robinson have created a beautiful partnership and a dance between them with their back and forth banter.  If you hear someone from these parts call their friend a knob or worse, listen to how they say it, for they are most likely showing affection in the only way they know how.  I am honestly blown away by this pairing and personally thank both actresses for such a jaw droppingly, iconic performance.  It was a masterclass.  From the confusion, pain, mischief, or contempt etched on the face of Robinson, she conveyed so much more than was spoken and wore her heart on her sleeve.  It was raw and such a generous performance.  I am honestly blown away.  Halfpenny took us on an unapologetic acceptance of her character and again it was so brilliant that she took us on a minefield of emotional responses to Helen.  I think the difference is that Halfpenny found reasons to actually admire and understand elements of Helen, so in turn, we did too.


Andrew Sheridan, Obadiah
and David Moorst superbly depict the different roles and relationships that men play in the lives of these two women and between them offer levels of intimidation, misogyny, sleaze, swarve, manipulation, lies, charm, uncomplicated and unconditional love.  Sheridan struts around with an unfiltered self confidence and speaks volumes with his presence and body language.  He fills the space whenever he is on stage and subtly displays a hint of danger behind his swag.  In contrast, Obadiah approaches the same end goal with charm, with a tender temptation and a gentle honesty that he will not be sticking around.  His intentions may or may not be more honest that Peters, but his approach is poles apart and you feel a sense of calmness and of possibility when he is on stage which can be equally as dangerous.


Moorst
is different yet again, with a nervous energy, a charmingly chaotic presence, and always on the backfoot.  His comedic timing is gorgeous, a perfectly placed pause, a deadpan delivery, or simply a twinkle in his eye as he dances with a mop sets his heart on a pedestal to everyone else.  Nishla Smith beguiles us with her hauntingly beautiful vocals throughout and has a natural holistic presence, even when singing to portray a lack of hope or opportunity.  She sings the same song and lyrics “Dirty Old Town” throughout yet listen carefully for each time has a delicately nuanced delivery so that again, its meaning and landscape can be altered to represent the mood.


This production of A Taste Of Honey for me is the definitive version.  It feels like it has finally been understood in its entirety and that it isn’t just a portrayal of angry Northern women.  It is also full of its own kind of warmth, chaos, hope, acceptance, love, disgust, longing, dreams, realism, flavour, and honesty.  It is gorgeously honest and it is understood.  There are no stereotyped interpretations of women, of the North or of class.  It has been given freedom at last and Salford is finally seen for the beauty of its language and its unique way of communicating.  We see strengths as well as flaws, and that is why this production by Emma Baggot will forever be my taste of honey.


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Sister Act

Sister Act - Palace Theatre, Manchester - Monday 18th March 2024

SISTER ACT HAS HILARITY, HALOS AND HAPPINESS RUNNING THROUGH EACH AND EVERY ONE OF ITS ROSARY BEADS

The rockin’, boppin, diva Deloris is back in Manchester and is still fabulous baby!  And more than that, this show will leave you feeling fabulous too for it raises your spirits as well as the rafters with its high energy, soul soaring songs, and cracking comedy.  Sister Act knows exactly how and when to pull you into its heavenly arms, but also has a little shimmy with the devil along the way, ensuring that this musical blesses everyone who is fortunate enough to secure a ticket!  So, glory be to the musical theatre Gods for answering all my prayers with such an incredible night of theatre!


Our whirlwind nightclub singer Deloris storms the stage in a fabulous frenzy of electricity, but her thunderous boyfriend strikes lightening bolts into the hearts of anyone who crosses him.  When Deloris witnesses him commit murder, it’s time to exit stage right.  But these are dangerous people and so it isn’t enough to simply tuck herself away in the wings.  Besides, Deloris isn’t exactly someone who easily blends into a crowd with her larger than life personality.  And so it is that she finds herself under police protection with a new identity.  Where is safer to hide out than in a convent right?  As Deloris begrudgingly takes on a new persona as Sister Mary Clarence, she starts to discover she is capable of so much more than her old life was offering her.  Charged with putting her skills to use and leading the convents struggling choir, Deloris learns just as much as she teaches.  She takes the nuns quirks, their loyalties, their love into her heart and in return fills theirs with a passion for music and a newfound self-belief.  But Deloris once danced with the devil Curtis, and he is coming back to stake his claim on her soul.  As he discovers her hiding place in the convent and tries to bring darkness to the purity of their sanctuary, Deloris learns the power of unconditional love from her Sisters.  Throw in the opportunity to perform for The Pope being risked by Curtis, and you’ll see a side to nuns you never dreamed possible!


The stage will take your breath away with a mirage of the most glorious stained glass window designs, mesmerising you with a wealth of dazzling colour.  It’s like a rainbow has come alive and dressed the set!  The design, created by the expertise of Morgan Large is not only magnificent and full of stature with its arches, but is equally minimalistic so that it never complicates, only ever enhances each scene.  These slick features make it entirely possible to be taken from the sanctity of Church to a riotous nightclub, a police station, or an apartment (with many secret hiding places for nuns) in a heartbeat.  Morgan Large’s costumes are brilliant too and he manages to balance the simplicity of the nuns habits, with the flamboyancy of Deloris’ world, and the alter ego of Curtis and his team of gangsters.  Watch out for the finale too!  It’s an explosion of sequined delight that celebrates fashion and puts the show in showbiz!

And all of that is before I even mention that the sensational music is penned by none other than multi award winning Alan Menken!  I mean, come on!  What’s not to love here?  With lyrics by Glenn Slater, this score will show you exactly how its done when it comes to the feel good factor.  It is pure joy and will raise your spirits to the heavens and beyond.  When a show opens with a belter like Take Me To Heaven, it sets its own standard, and it doesn’t disappoint once.  Whether you are moving and shaking along to Fabulous Baby, belly laughing at the hilarious It’s Good To Be A Nun, or listening in utter amazement at the sensational Raise Your Voice, you will fall in love with these songs and be humming them for the foreseeable.


Sue Cleaver
(Coronation Street, Dinner Ladies) has the perfect humour to play Mother Superior and delivers it with eye watering impact.  I was genuinely crying with laughter for she has absolutely nailed the character whilst equally bringing her own unique twist to it.  The technique of humour at play is mesmerising, ensuring you laugh at things you didn’t even think could be funny!  And the detail is brilliant, such as when she hitches her habit up and we see one sock is pulled up and the other one has given up hope and fallen down.  She is able to speak a thousand words with one raised eyebrow, one prolonged breath or one eye roll.  Sue Cleaver had this entire Manchester audience on her side tonight, and deservedly so.  

Landi Oshinowo (Matilda, The Colour Purple) is insanely talented as Deloris.  What a voice!  Her energy is not only relentless but also contagious for her performance makes you believe that you too can move mountains, take on the bad guys and win!  She plays Deloris with a fresh kind of sass that is uniquely her own, a charming humour and a hint of vulnerability.  She redefines what a diva can be, and relaces the negative connotations of this word with a powerful positivity.  Eloise Runnette (Professional debut) is sublime as Sister Mary Roberts.  Be prepared to drop your jaw and be so stunned at her brilliance that you forget to pick it back up again during her solo ‘The Life I Never Led.’  Talk about being wowed.  It was heartfelt, humbling and will give you goosebumps.  And her range!  Mariah eat your heart out!  Alfie Parker (Fat Friends, Kinky Boots) as Eddie is someone else who you can’t help rooting for.  A seemingly reserved and shy character, we get a true sense of the real person lurking underneath when he dazzles us with a solo performance you won’t forget!  Costume reveals, charisma, charm, and a sultry voice make you fall in love with Eddie.  He has the audience eating out of the palm of his hand as the show goes on and I am living for it!  He knows how to control his voice, when to hold back, and when to let loose for maximum impact and the result is special.


Ian Gareth-Jones (Mary Poppins, Only Fools & Horses) plays the villainous Curtis with a demanding strength and power.  You never doubt he is in charge or that he could turn on a knife edge at any moment.  His solo When I Find My Baby is so good that you find yourself bopping along to his murderous plans, and it is testimony to his skills for it’s a song of duplex meanings.  Isabel Canning (White Christmas, The Witches Of Eastwick) is superb as the excitable Sister Mary Patrick.  You feel her energy and her performance is filled with such detailed nuances that you kind of feel like you wish you knew her and you are rooting for her throughout.  She is like an adorable puppy who you can’t help but love and she never stops performing.  Her dancing in their first church performance under Deloris immediately grabbed the audience’s attention and had us in stiches.  Julie Stark (We Will Rock You, Head Over Heels) is brilliant as the rapping nun - Sister Mary Lazarus.  This moment is always a highlight of the show, and Stark absolutely kills it.  She is brilliant at portraying the comedic contradictions and watching her street dance in a habit one minute, and being a devout nun the next makes her a legend!  I could sit here and happily write glorious things about every cast member, from Phillip Arran who allows his rigid character to let loose and rock his Elton John glasses, to Kate Powell and Wendy-Lee Purdy as daydreaming and rockin’ nuns, or Elliot Gooch, Michalis Antoniou and Callum Martin as the brilliantly gormless and delusional members of Curtis’ gang.


Sister Act
has hilarity, halos and happiness running through each and every one of its rosary beads.  With quick wit, deadpan deliveries and observational humour woven through a glorious musical theatre hymn book of songs, the feelings of elation rise higher and higher until you realise you have jaw ache from the grin that is emblazoned across your face.  As the nuns enter singing perilously out of tune with each other, you instinctively know this show just has that magical ‘it.’  Besides, it takes some real skill for a cast this good to sound that bad, before they sound so good again.  One of my favourite ‘blink and you miss it’ lines of all time is in this show when referring to a bold fashion choice of a blue coat, “You killed a smurf.”  The script is quick, fierce, and fabulous, and there is something inherently funny about taking nuns and making them disco dance and shake their tush!  It’s the joy of the unexpected I guess, and the brilliant way it challenges preconceived notions of who nuns are.  Sister Act is a comedy master at playing with perception, colluding with contradictions and igniting irony.  A perfect example of this, as well as nuns in a nightclub, are the death threats from Curtis, dressed up in a love song and performed with all the cheerful cheesiness of a heart throb boy band!  Throw in a drag queen, plenty of sparkles, and showbiz glamour and you’ve got yourself a party my friend!  Sister Act has fed my soul with a blissful euphoria that will leave me smiling for days.  The music is joyous, the harmonies heavenly, and the story triumphant.  Sister Act is heaven sent!



WE SCORE SISTER ACT...

Frankenstein

Frankenstein - The Lowry, Salford - Tuesday 12th March 2024

IMITATING THE DOG'S INTERPRETATION OF FRANKENSTEIN IS INTENSE, UNIQUE AND PUSHES THE BOUNDARIES OF THEATRE

So what do we know about Frankenstein?  Well, it kind of doesn’t matter because this is Imitating The Dogs interpretation, so be prepared to think outside of the box, draw parallels with today's world and have your mind blown by immersive and spectacular technology.  In this version of Frankenstein, inspired from Mary Shelley’s novel and in co-production with Leeds Playhouse, we meet a young couple who live in a bland flat, pondering their next stage in life.  To have a baby or not to have a baby?  It seems that, is the question.  The radio ear worms a broadcast of Frankenstein in the background as the couple ultimately decide the fate of their unborn child.  Yet both go through stages of self doubt and question bringing a new and innocent life into such a corrupt and dangerous world.  As their lives become more embroiled in arguments, indecisiveness, and a homeless stranger living outside, we can start to draw links between their story and that of Shelley’s Frankenstein.


This production is a two hander and so as the radio story is aired and consequently acted out, the couple listening to it take on multiple roles from Frankenstein too, further enhancing the similarities being hinted at between their modern day characters and those in Shelley’s story.  It takes a little getting used to as characters are switched around in the blink of an eye and so you can’t let your mind rest for a moment.  However, the undeniable skills of Georgia-Mae Myers and Nedum Okonyia are unapologetically brilliant.  The range of what they achieve is breathtaking and seemingly effortless for them.  This is physical theatre at its finest, and the way they contort, twist and manipulate themselves into entirely different beings is phenomenal.  The trust they have in each other is outstanding, for they stand on each other, walk around each others bodies like climbing frames, and freeze in precarious positions, where the only thing stopping them from injury is the other person.  They never leave the stage and not only have to master the physicality of their performance, but deliver a mixture of dialogue styles, and interact with the set and technology. 


Imitating The Dog are a celebrated and renowned company for their eclectic storytelling approach. Their ground-breaking work has cemented a reputation for making the impossible possible across the UK, Europe and the world.  Approaching every project with originality, they ensure stories continue to be told in refreshing and exciting ways.  Audiences are challenged to embrace different perspectives of known stories and incorporate technology in ways you will never have seen before.  ITD co-artistic directors Andrew Quick, Pete Brooks and Simon Wainwright have reimagined and created a unique adaptation of a beloved story.  Hayley Grindle has designed the bold set as well as the costumes, with Andrew Crofts as lighting designer and Davi Callanan as video associate and video system designer.   Shadows dance around the set in both pleasant and threatening manners, whilst the interaction between actors and technology is made all the more real as they touch a screen and it responds accordingly.  The whole experience has been staged to keep the audience in a state of high alert and is achieved through subtle and not so subtle methods.  This production breaks from ITD’s tradition of using live camera feeds as seen in the past, and whilst I came expecting that, I also kind of like that I didn’t get it.  No matter how innovative and exceptional the technology, if you already know what to expect then it loses its edge, so I like that this broke with its own tradition.  The level of technology on display is fascinating.  It can sometimes be overwhelming but perhaps that is a personal feeling.  As an audience member, you are pulled into a friction of unrest as your senses are assaulted and stimulated by the amount of technology.  It keeps you on high alert and forces you to keep your eyes and ears open at all times for you never know where something might appear.  ITD have certainly proven that art comes in all different form, as does storytelling, and they do not promote one over the other, but use them in collaboration.


Those wanting the horror or fear factor associated with Frankenstein will be deliciously treated to freakishly unexpected and twisted visuals, including growing foetuses, encapsulating snowstorms and suffocating ice.  Lights will disappear plunging you into darkness before coming back on to reveal things anew, and with clever trickery, you might even feel like you are being injected with bolts of electricity yourself!  Every day objects are reimagined into a ship stuck in a storm at sea, glaciers, or a burning house, whilst sound (James Hamilton) infiltrates every nook and cranny of the theatre.  It seems different speakers are used for different sound impacts throughout the space, for you feel and hear the background hum of electricity, or waves, or traffic outside a window, and its direction is separated from the music or radio playing on stage.  It surrounds you and is very clever.  The music itself, also by Hamilton, has moments of purity and utter beauty capable of evoking both tender and powerful emotions.  However, those expecting a pure retelling of Frankenstein may be disappointed for this is most definitely not that. 


Imitating The Dog have once again succeeded in blending the enormity of film with the live power of theatre.  The result won’t be everyone’s cup of tea, particularly as the overall effect can become quite intense and dominating, but love it or loathe it, it is hard to deny that what they have achieved is unique, world class, and pushes boundaries of what theatre can be.  As mentioned, those expecting a traditional retelling of Frankenstein will be in for a shock, for this story shares its stage time with the story of our young couple and uses bold and innovative techniques.  This is sometimes blended so beautifully that the comparisons are utterly striking, but on the odd occasion, it seems a little fractured and confusing to follow.  Sometimes the actors are engaged in physical fights and it is not always clear if it is the young couple or Frankenstein and the monster who are fighting, or if indeed, it is both.  However, you could argue that this confusion adds to the unsettlement of the psychological thriller on offer, for once you start to question your own mind and feel overwhelmed by what is before you, then the games can truly begin.  And so, as we are forced to face the question, “What is it to be human?”  It is interesting to discover your own individual answer.  Imitating The Dog’s Frankenstein may you leave you unsure as to what you have just witnessed, and even unsure how you feel about it, but the one thing that is for sure is that it is a show you won’t forget.  It will play on your mind, creep into your psyche and perhaps make you appreciate the creature lurking inside all of us.

 

WE SCORE FRANKENSTEIN...




Work It Out

Work It Out - HOME, Manchester - Wednesday 6th March 2024

WORK IT OUT IS FILLED WITH HILARITY, HEARTACHE AND HOPE. A BRILLIANT MUST-SEE PLAY!

Us human folk are a complex, confusing and compelling bunch aren’t we?!  We are uniquely wired, resulting in different features, personalities, likes, dislikes, strengths, weaknesses, abilities, hopes and dreams.  These differences are all encapsulated in varying forms of the same fundamental design, the human body, which often brings its own set of challenges.  Yet despite all these differences, they emerge from the same, deep routed and innate place.  Humanity and our ability to feel.  The circumstances surrounding these overwhelming feelings may be worlds apart in each of us.  We may feel them with different strengths and have various ways of coping with them, but those feelings of failure, loneliness, worthlessness, being different, not being understood, self loathing, frustration, love, despair, hate, and anything else you care to throw in the mix, are universal to all of us at some point.  They unite us in a powerful way that is often left unexplored because it’s scary to be that open and honest.  And so we hide, thinking we are the only ones.  Work It Out, a fabulous new play written by Eve Steele provides a safe space for these humans, not only in the play, but us in the audience too, to start to peek around that closed door and see if there’s anyone like us on the other side.


As we enter the theatre, a huge and empty stage dominates, set up as a community hall.  You have that shared feeling of, “Are we the first one here?” and this is exactly how the performance starts too, with each character making their solo entrance into the exposing emptiness.  It is already too much for some, and they leave, whilst others shrink so far back into the wall, trying to make themselves invisible, that their discomfort is palpable.  So much happens in these opening moments, without a word being spoken, that we all connect with.  And it shows in the giggles and recognition in the audience.  As the story unfold, we discover that this is an exercise class that has been funded for people who are struggling with their mental health and have their personal demons to work through.  So when perky, bouncy, shiny instructor Alice bounds in with an enthusiasm and dance moves that are in a different stratosphere to their own world, it takes a new kind of strength to even stay in the room, for what could she possibly know about life’s struggles?  As the play develops, we learn that surface impressions are only what we want everyone to see, and the truth of how deep the waters actually run can drown you.  Yet something keeps pulling everyone back into the class, perhaps that recognition of themselves in others, perhaps because they simply have nowhere better to be, but return they do and a whole new world is opened up for them all.  They start to trust, to share, to accept help.  They start to listen, to learn, to hope.  They start to connect through dance, and just as a chink of light starts to seep through, it is announced funding for the class is being cut.  What follows is beautiful for their new found connection gives them a reason to fight for the first time.  Previously, when that fight has only ever been for themselves, mental states can tell them they are not worth it, and so it is easy to give in, but with connection, you are fighting for others, not just yourself, and it is a much harder path to resist.  Believe in that connection enough, and you might just create your own chosen family.  You might even achieve what you believed to be impossible.  And when life throws you another, tragic curve ball, you just might find a way through because you decided to stay at that dance class with the perky, bouncy, shiny instructor.


Work It Out
bravely voices so many suppressed complex emotions and has the ability to do so without words.  So much is said in the silence.  It trusts that we recognise the discomforts, the feelings, the paranoias, and we do, for we too have felt them.  The story takes us through these characters lives one week at a time, with the passing weeks being clearly projected.  Early tensions spill out through mistrust, default settings, and defence mechanisms, but as week one chasses into week 3, then 7, then 15 and so on, these early tensions slowly melt away and are replaced with patience, understanding, and empathy.  Each character is given their moment in the spotlight where they are able to share a little more of their story with us the audience, they do not share these moments with each other.  It is a stark reminder that you never really know what someone is going through.  Even more wonderful is that each solo spot is delivered as uniquely as each of the characters. 


Colette (Eva Scott) unleashes her internal dementors via a stylised movement piece which is powerful and striking.  The stage is flooded in red as the dance class around her freezes and we become privy to her thoughts.  She has a complicated relationship with food and consequently battles self-image issues.  As Colette breaks out of the here and now and into her mind, she approaches the pert, stunning dance instructor Alice.  She starts with admiration, but uncontrollable rage and jealousy take over and we see her brutally attacking this image of perfection.  It is choreographed so well that you can see the moment the switch is flipped in Colette, so that when the moment is over and we are left with this sweet, shy person, the message sinks in as to just how much self-loathing she is hiding.  It is impactful and makes you pay attention.
  

Photo credit - Chris Payne


Marie (Eithne Browne) presents a moving and gut wrenching monologue about her hoarding disorder and addiction to prescribed medication.  She explains the cycle and how isolating it can be.  Her desperation for help and support whilst not being able to let go is visibly tying her in knots before our eyes.  My heart went out to her.  Yet when she is with the group and hiding the extent of her problems, she is a wise cracking, sharp tongued humorous lady who has a way of getting exactly what she wants.  She is brilliant to watch, always switched on, and even when she is sat in the far throws of the stage, you can still catch her character secretly bopping along to the music, or clutching her bag so tight that her mistrust of others shows, or being pinned down by her grand daughter who refuses to let her give in and leave.


Maries Granddaughter is Rebecca (Raffie Julien) who is initially only there to ensure her Grandnanna doesn’t bolt.  Rebecca is clearly strong willed, caring, feisty, and has a lot to say.  The trouble is, no one makes any effort to listen to what she has to say because she speaks through sign language and they don’t understand.  Through a stunningly moving and intelligent piece of theatre, Rebecca tells us her story.  As she signs the whole thing in silence, it becomes clear just how much this teenager has to say, how expressive she is, and how frustrated she is.  A voice over gives us a few snippets of what she is saying, but only moments.  Unless you sign, you are only able to pick up on the emotions she is feeling, and a vague idea of how girls at school are being vile to her, but that’s it.  You can’t follow her full story.  And I heard someone at the interval pointing this out as a negative, and my head wanted to explode.  That was the whole point!  We were placed in Rebecca’s shoes.  We were in a world where we were unable to fully follow the communication.  Those who don’t have to think about hearing talk so quickly, overlap conversations, make false starts, mumble, turn away when speaking, cover mouths, do a million different things that make it virtually impossible for full speech conversation to be followed or lip read.  Those with full hearing who do not sign were given a taste of Rebecca’s world and what it is like and how hard you have to constantly work to try and follow what is being said.  For me, it was a very eye opening and humbling experience.


Rob (Aaron McCusker) gave a heartbreaking monologue about his characters alcohol addiction, where he spoke about the family he had lost, the life he had lost to the illness.  It was delivered so truthfully, and with so much pain, yet it was never delivered in a way that discounted the feelings of his family either and the impact it had on them.  But it challenged the perception of addicts not caring about anyone but themselves, and gave us insight into how it strips the person of everything they hold dear to them.  How their actions bring them embarrassment and humiliation where they don’t recognise themselves, and so it becomes a spiral of trying to numb those unbearable feelings.  It offers a brutally honest insight, and is delivered with such rawness that you see the person, not the addiction.


In contrast to these emotively driven monologues, Siobhan (Eve Steele) presents a detached account of her characters heart wrenching life of every kind of abuse possible to a panel of strangers.  This matter of fact delivery drives home how dehumanised Siobhan has become, how ripped apart her world has been, until there is nothing there but numbness.  It is her survival technique and brilliantly represents an alternative response to trauma.  Her delivery is so deadpan it verges on funny, evoking unsure giggles in the audience, potentially making us listen but not really hear her cry for help amidst the disturbing details of her life.  These prove to be costly giggles in which we are all complicit and it is only afterwards that the significance of how we allow ourselves to be swayed by peoples walls of armour for our own comfort levels, sinks in.   

Photo credit - Chris Payne


Alice (Elizabeth Twells) seemingly breezes through the play as a happy go lucky, self-assured and excitable character, who hasn’t a care or trouble in the world.  But just as we are encouraged not to judge those who have addictions, demons, mental health issues, disabilities, or health conditions, a simple off the cuff comment from Siobhan to Alice about something that she thinks is so natural, so easy, reminds us that no one is immune from suffering, or from assuming things about others and making judgments.  Siobhan is showing Alice numerous pictures of her young child who has been taken into care, and as Alice’s discomfort grows, it is mistaken as disinterest, until Siobhan asks the seemingly innocent but loaded question, “Have you got kids?”  And we see Alice’s heart shatter.  Her world isn’t perfect.  Women get asked it all the time, but if you are someone who hasn’t got children and who desperately wants them, it makes for a difficult situation, for as it is inevitably followed up with, “Aw, did you not want them?”  This maternal side of Alice breaks through at the end when we realise just how much this class is where she expels her instinctual nurturing.  These are her babies, and so when something happens, she takes it in the most unbearable way.  Her pain is felt so deeply that she carries us all with her into the bittersweet conclusion.       


Then there is Shaq’s (Dominic Coffey) solo moment where we are invited into his inner world.  Shaq has ticks but loves to express himself, and he comes out and opens the second half with one of the most passionate, inspired and brilliant pieces of dance I have ever seen.  It was beautifully clever, empowering, and mesmerising.  It genuinely moved me to tears.  We see Shaq stood alone, trying to control his ticks as he just wants to dance to the music, for it sets him free.  And so this superb choreography by Jenni Jackson makes his ticks a strength by incorporating them into the style, the movement, the dance.  She uses their beat, their unpredictability as a form of expression until this fantastically unique, quirky, and thrilling dance explodes across the stage and Shaq becomes so lost in the moment, his ticks no longer control him, but he controls them, and is free to be exactly who he is.  It is utterly compelling and was a highlight of the entire show for me.

 
These may all be problems you have no experience of but as Alice points out, mental health touches everyone in some way.  We have all collectively gone through a few years of the most bizarre way of living where we weren’t allowed to touch each other.  We were separated from our loved ones, lost them in horrific circumstances.  We were unable to connect and it impacts you.  Like it or not.  It impacts you.  You could hear a pin drop as everyone had a shared experience and a way to relate.  And the fabulous thing is, Work It Out offers help to us all because it shows you the answer is connection, and that anyone can make them.  We just have to allow ourselves to do so.  In this instance, it is through a dance class.  Many of us were bopping away in the audience, loving the song choices and giggling in recognition at the challenge of co ordinating arms, legs and hands into one seamless movement.  Even at the interval, the theatre was piped with some proper bangers that won out over going to the bar and grabbing another drink!


Work It Out
is filled with hilarity, heartache, and hope.  You will recognise elements of yourself in characters you thought you had nothing in common with.  This element brings to mind the wonderful poem by Maya Angelou entitled Human Family.  It is a contemporary and progressive showcase of not forgetting the human behind the inner demon, and of recognising that no matter how differently we present them, we all have the shared experience and complexity of humanity to navigate.  It is a play about stepping out of your comfort zone and challenging yourself in ways you didn’t even know needed challenging.  It encourages the benefits of shared experiences, of patience, of acceptance.  As heavy as all this may sound, Eve Steele has brilliantly woven the entire thing into a beautifully touching and funny story, because people are at the heart of it.  And when we recognise the peopleness of people, it is undeniably and innately funny.  That observation, that detail, makes this play soar, it makes you laugh, and it makes you think.  Yet it is not preachy, and it is not woke.  Instead, it is subtle, kind and puts the person above and beyond their demons.  It hands them back their identity and makes them matter.  That is empowering and that is kindness. 

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Northanger Abbey

Northanger Abbey - The Octagon, Bolton - Tuesday 5th March 2024

NORTHANGER ABBEY IS CLEVER, HUMOUROUS AND WONDERFULLY EXHAUSTING TO WATCH!

How can an existing story be told in an entirely new way?  Well, it all depends on who is doing the telling.  And it also depends on how they tell it.  By having the central character of Cath divulge her story to the audience, with close friends Iz and Hen helping her out, we see how recollections, memory and bias can sway the same story in any direction when being retold.  Northanger Abbey by Zoe Cooper from the novel by Jane Austen not only adapts this classic with a modern twist and feisty flare, but it cleverly plays with the themes of the book whereby Cath blurs reality with fiction, by having the three characters presented to us as real people, who are re-enacting their story for our audience, consequently blurring reality and fiction in a whole new way.  This instantly paves the way for fresh interpretation and is really rather clever.



Zoe Cooper’s Northanger Abbey starts with the characters appearing one by one and immediately creating a warm and humorous atmosphere as they awkwardly acknowledge us, the audience.  Cath explains that she wants to tell us her story, and so we are plunged back in time to the day of her birth, where the unique identity of this play is instantly and brilliantly set, for her friend Henry is instructed to play her mum giving birth to her!  A bit of smutty innuendo is thrown in which serves to relax the audience and as we jump forward in time to see one of her brothers being born, Iz plays Cath’s dad and the idea of any gender playing any role is solidified.  This allows the characters to offer up contradictions, opposing viewpoints, and opinions dripping with sarcasm as to how they perceive the situations, characters and scenes.  This is evident early on for we see Iz as Cath’s dad, instruct Henry as Cath’s mum to crack on with her chores even though she is in the throws of childbirth, poking fun at the typically male dominance of the period. 



But living in a house with so many brothers, and a head full of fiction and imagination, Cath jumps at the chance to go and stay with her relatives The Allens in order to see what Balls are like (of the dancing kind - yes, I told you there was innuendo) and to hopefully meet someone and become the heroine of her own romantic story.  She meets Henry, and the fantasist in her may exaggerate her own background a little to make her seem wealthier than she is so that she may appeal to him.  After all, he lives in an Abbey and she has always wanted to visit a Abbey.  A Gothic one at that!  But she also meets Iz, and in this version, they are more than just friends.  Iz beautifully points out that although she reads and reads, she never sees herself in any of the pages of any of the books and it would be nice to have that.  Cooper has given Iz her wish.  As Cath’s imagination gets the better of her at Northanger Abbey, her worlds of reality and fantasy swirl together until she finds it increasingly difficult to differentiate where one ends and the other begins.  This is perhaps a reflection of the truths she has been trying to deny within herself about who it is she truly loves.  The ending of this play is not one I will ruin but I found it full of hope, beauty, and a love full of respect at listening to someone and giving them a place of representation in the world, in a classy and dignified way.



Directed by Tessa Walker, this play is no mean feat.  It not only requires the small cast of three to multi role and switch between genders, it often happens within the same scene, and then they could all switch roles with each other like pass the parcel!  The text overlaps, over lays, has multiple characters but only three actors who all require their own definition.  Therefore accents, tones, walks, movements and every nuanced detail is up for grabs at any given moment, and this production does not miss a beat.  It is wonderfully exhausting to watch.  With a bare set aside from numerous chandeliers hanging overhead, scenes are created from little but a table, some boxes and chests, a chaise long and a bucket full of imagination.  We allow the cast to make us believe they are on a horse and carriage, at a ball, or in a bedroom from their mere suggestions and they have so much fun with it, allowing us in on the joke. 



These details inject a self-mocking humour into the world of period dramas, with brilliantly twee dancing, a delay in the jigging on the horse and carriage, and moments of intentional over the top drama and shouting, pulled back in an instant to be polite and charming.  These moments of extreme light and shade made me belly laugh, as did the loving mockery of the class divide between society and, well – anybody Northern, such as the utter shock at Cath’s Northern pronunciation of the word “buckets,” as she is “corrected” with the supposed correct pronunciation of “barkets!”  Elements of their world that now seem bizarre to us, yet equally still exist (but are perhaps just hidden better in plain sight) are subtly challenged throughout and many of them are only finding their way into my consciousness after the show, for there is a lot to take in.



Rebecca Banatvala as Cath, AK Golding as Iz and Sam Newton as Hen work together as a solid unit and effortlessly flit between an array of characters, all the while supporting each other with clear respect.  They perform the whole show with no microphones, and whilst this is admirable, it sometimes leave their hard work lost to audience members, particularly when there are sound effects or background music competing against them.  Rebecca Banatvala did not stop and maintained the pace of the show throughout.  I don’t think she really left the stage and did not miss a single beat of her lengthy lexicon, nor of her perfectly timed emotive changes.  It was a really impressive performance.  AK Golding was the bees knees of accents and vocal changes, taking us from societal wealth to a Northern class dad in mere moments.  With tender and loving moments as Iz, to brutal and misogynistic moments as the men at the ball the next, any transformation was quick, clear and crisp.  Sam Newton was fabulous at creating an entire cast of hilarious characters and the quick whip changes from opposing deliveries was excellent.  Within the same breath, he is shouting at Cath, then sitting down to breakfast all sweetness and like.  The whole cast made sure to include all audience members and play to everyone in this octagonal theatre space. 



Northanger Abbey is not what I was expecting it to be.  I am not the biggest fan of works from this era as I get wound up by the notions and depictions of women.  I equally get wound up by being told what the novel represents, what it means and what I should understand from it, instead of being free to view it through my own lense and deciding what it means for me.  In short, dare I say it, I find there is often an unspoken snobbery with such works.  But this is exactly what Zoe Cooper challenges, changes and pokes fun at.  Every reason I was expecting to not enjoy this performance is actually every reason I did, for Cooper highlights humour, injects a playful mockery, and reworks with a keen, sharp eye.  It is Austen for our era.    
    

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Twelve Angry Men

Twelve Angry Men - The Lowry, Salford - Tuesday 27th February 2024

TWELVE ANGRY MEN IS GRIPPING, POWERFUL AND A BRILLIANT THOUGHT-PROVOKING DRAMA

Twelve Angry Men is no ordinary court room drama, the brilliance being that it shifts the focus from the court room into the jury deliberation room.  This means that as well as us watching the jurors bring their own narratives, prejudices and experiences to the evidence and facts of the case, we as the audience are forced into a similar position because we are unable to make our own unbiased decisions on whether the boy on charge is guilty or not.  We are unable to do this because we do not hear the evidence first hand, we hear it filtered down through the lens of these characters so it has already been infiltrated, misremembered and manipulated depending on their viewpoint.  Add into that the fact that as human beings we are already doing exactly the same thing and forming personal opinions on the jurors.  Do we like them?  Do we trust them?  Do find them calm or aggressive?  Trustworthy or biased?  All of these things will help us conclude whose ‘side’ we are on, and who we believe.  As humans, it is hard not to fall prey to such instincts, but as jurors, these are exactly the things we must avoid at all costs.  And so we too find ourselves at the heart of a court system that is full of complexities, one that is able to manipulate heightened stereotypes and make questionable evidence ring true, that is able to gloss over compelling details that contradict said evidence if the Lawyer for the defence is state appointed and resentful to his client, perhaps because of his own prejudices, perhaps because he isn’t making any money.  So many things are able to influence our bias and manipulate our perceived free will along a path of breadcrumbs laid out for us, and lead us straight into the sweaty hands of a dominant Lawyer. 



This is exactly what is at play in this jury room.  Except for one juror.  Juror 8.  He is not so willing to blindly accept what is affectively being spelt out to him.  He doesn’t necessarily have full conviction that the boy on trial is innocent, but he also remembers one vital fact.  Beyond reasonable doubt.  One of the highest standards of proof in criminal law, ensuring no one, including this boy on trial, can be convicted unless their guilt has been proven beyond any possible question.  Juror 8 has questions.  He is not willing to submit to herd mentality.  He will not simply go with the majority for his own end, so he can get out the hot, suffocating jury room, or so he can get home to his sick child, or to make sure that heavens forbid – he doesn’t miss a ball game of his beloved team!  He has integrity, his own mind, and empathy.  So as juror 8 stands alone in voting ‘not guilty’ based upon his reasonable doubt, our story begins as bit by bit he questions the evidence given by the Lawyers, and he casts doubt upon the reliability of the witnesses.  In short, he does the job the defence Lawyer should have done.



What follows is compelling.  Juror 8 exposes the bias and prejudice of the other jurors and challenges their assumptions.  He calmly goads the volatile juror 3 into attacking him, forcing him to shout out “I’m gonna kill you,” a statement also used as evidence, for the boy on trial was overheard shouting the same thing to his father who he is accused of murdering.  Up until this point, juror 3 has declared this hard evidence to the boys guilt for “no one would say that unless they meant it.”  His theory is proved wrong.  Juror 8 is played by Jason Merrells (The Girl On The Train, Emmerdale, Finding Alice) and juror 3 by Tristan Gemmill (Coronation Street, Casualty, The Bodyguard) and the contrasting personalities of their characters makes for a thrilling performance.  Between them they create plenty of intriguing clashes, both feeling their way through them in opposing manners, and just as we are starting to have little, if any patience for juror 8 and his belligerent, bullying ways, we are hit with our own judgements right at the end of the play, where we are given a heart wrenching insight and understanding as to why he is the way he is.  This is finished off with the most simple and touching of gestures by juror 8, showing that empathy and understanding can always be on the table, despite our own slighted feelings.  Only this way, can change ever stand a chance.  Together, Merrells and Gemmill are captivating.



Gray O’ Brien (Educating Rita, The Loch, Coronation Street) is powerful as the racist juror 10.  He drip feeds his poisonous prejudices throughout, and cannot understand why no one else sees what he sees.  This culminates in a stand out monologue and a turning point in the whole show as his racist outburst, intended to convince others that he is right and so therefore the boy on trial must be guilty, in fact has the opposite effect, and makes the other jurors wake up to what has been at play here on a subconscious level in many of their own minds.  As jurors 5 and 11 purposefully get up and walk out into the bathroom, slamming the door behind them, one by one, the other jurors remove themselves from 10’s stratosphere placing distance between them and turning their backs on him.  Juror 10 is left alone and he realises he has just lost any credibility he may have had.  As an audience member, you could hear a pin drop during this uncomfortable tirade of racist abuse and that is a good thing for we should feel uncomfortable.  This script is written so intelligently, for the natural instinct would be for someone to argue back, for someone to point out how disgustingly wrong he is.  Instead, he is left to keeping talking, digging a bigger and bigger grave for his own views, as the lack of response and support speaks volumes in the lingering silence.  It is powerful.    



The energetic jokester juror 10 is brilliantly performed by Michael Greco (Hatfields &McCoys, Eastenders, Chicago).  He brings humour to this tense situation and loves his baseball team so much, he is willing to find the boy guilty for a quick result so they can be excused and he can make the game.  His detail to character, whether it be chewing gum, messing with his hat, walking with the exact kind of confident jaunt you would expect, this is the type of character we all know or have met and Greco brings him truly alive.  He is able to provide quick one liners and provide comedic moments in such a natural and realistic manner that he equally never threatens the drama involved or belittles the overall theme.  Ben Nealon (Witness For The Prosecution, Dial M For Murder, Soldier Soldier) also gives the audience those moments that allow us to relax and breath from the undeniable tension as Juror 12, for he cannot keep up with the overwhelming arguments for both cases of guilty and not guilty, and so keeps changing his mind.  He is the perfect representation of someone who feels the pressure of stronger personalities and so relents more easily than others.  However, through the depths of Nealon’s performance, we can also see how this does not sit well with him, and the uncomfortable inner turmoil he is grappling with shines through.



Gary Webster (Minder, Family Affairs, Macbeth) as juror 6 takes some convincing to switch to a not guilty vote, as he blindly stands by his gut feelings.  He gives us another angle to consider as he focuses on the motive for murder rather than the evidence, but this is also the downfall to his beliefs in a brilliantly dramatic and mesmerising moment.  As we see him quick to defend juror 9, played by the wonderful Paul Beech (King Lear, The Rivals, David Copperfield), we see chinks of compassion and a protective kindness.  Webster plays these contrasting elements of his character with such believability that we don’t initially see what is right under our noses – we are not simple creatures who are all good or all bad and so to make quick and rash summations will not provide us with accuracy.  Paul Beech’s calm and gentle nature may be dismissed in a room of larger personalities and hot heads to begin with, but his fairness, and empathy are a leading light in being able to put ourselves in the shoes of those involved in the case.  He understands the potential motives of one of the witnesses for embellishing his testament when it is proved to be impossible.  He doesn’t project anger and mistrust, instead, he offers explanation using his own experiences and feelings as a reason to defend the boy rather than convict him as most others are quick to do.  Beech brings a serene wisdom to the proceedings.



Samarge Hamilton (The Shawshank Redemption, Abandon, Holby) and Kenneth Jay (A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Cat On A Hot Tin Roof, The Shawshank Redemption) are jurors 5 and 11 respectively.  They are treated with hostility by some of the others from the off because of race and ethnicity.  Both reflect this struggle and injustice with a graceful demeanour, Hamilton through his contained and controlled feelings speaking to us through expressive yet subtle body language and facial expressions, and Jay through the charismatic and charming delivery of powerful responses, particularly to the racist juror 10 when he asks, “What are you so goddam polite about?”  He beautifully responds with such powerful simplicity, “For the same reason you’re not.  It’s the way I was brought up.”  The delicate aura of both these characters are pitched perfectly to give a profound grace to the marginalised, whilst the prejudice lose power with their volume and brash approach.  Mark Heenehan (The Shawshank Redemption, Evita, Patient Zero) is the privileged juror 4 who has a genuine belief that he is from a better class than the defendant and that class automatically equates to honesty and decency.  He has a powerful presence throughout and his measured and composed approach to the entire room holds up against any evidence to suggest he may be wrong.  He has an aura about him that is hard to define but gives him an authority that many turn to and look up to.  He does not raise his voice, he does not need to because his presence is such that you will pay attention to him just because he is there.  It is an almost hypnotic performance and brilliantly executed.



Paul Lavers (The Sound Of Music, Catch Me If You Can, Doctor Who) and Owen Oldroyd (The Shawshank Redemption, Blithe Spirit, The Scarifyers) play juror 2 and juror 1 – the foreman.  Both portray a brilliant performance of frustrated restraint as they are talked over, dismissed, belittled, and on the receiving end of aggression.  They still make their characters shine in a play full of large personalities and fantastically highlight how acting, as in life, is just as much about what you don’t say than what you do.  Completing the cast onstage tonight was Jeffrey Harmer (An Inspector Calls, Shadowlands, Diana: Her True Story) as the guard, who despite having little involvement with the jurors, is still onstage throughout and not once breaks character.  It is rare I talk through every single cast member in a production, but Twelve Angry Men has to be an exception as it is an ensemble piece in its truest form.  No single performance could achieve its potential without the brilliance detailed by every single cast member.  Therefore, I cannot in all fairness talk about some and not others.



This cast do not leave the stage.  They have to give a true performance and be tuned into their characters reactions and responses.  They have to portray the human nature of their minds wandering to irrelevant places, and then find a way back into the present.  They have to know what their character is thinking and feeling at every given moment, and it shows.  It shows on each and every one of them and it creates an effortless flow.  It is so believable, so realistic that you are swept away and the time flies by.  You are so enraptured by the performances that you can be forgiven for not noticing certain effects, such as the slowly rotating table, until of course, like me, you suddenly realise it has changed positions and wonder how and when it happened.  The only thing that some audience members struggled with was hearing the quieter characters when they spoke.  There of course had to be a contrast in dynamics and making you strain to listen does have a certain effect of really drawing the audience in and making us focus on your every word, but I do wonder if we sometimes struggled in the stalls, how would those in the seats higher up and further away manage?



Directed by Christopher Haydon, Twelve Angry Men has not lost anything in its transfer from the epic film many know and love, to this production.  In fact, it has gained momentum, because we are not guided by camera angles as to who we should be watching or focusing on, we are free for our eyes to continually roam across all of the characters.  Therefore, the direction had to be engaging and thorough throughout, which it truly was.  The creative team of Michael Pavelka (set and costume), Chris Davey (lighting) and Andy Graham (sound) does an outstanding job of capturing the suffocation of the temperature, the storm (with water that splashes down across the windows), the stifling irritation of the outside noise, the fan, and the claustrophobia of the room they are all locked in. 



This production of Twelve Angry Men honours the late, great Bill Kenwright with its dedication to outstanding theatre and its ability to make an entire audience sit on the edge of their seats, question themselves, and leave wondering what on earth they would do given the same circumstances.  There is no easy answer as you can’t help but face the fact that juror 8 not only made all his fellow jurors question their reasoning, but undeniably, made the entire audience do so too.  And it showed that anger and hate does not have to win.  Compassion, empathy, control, understanding, and listening are far more powerful resources to possess, and when held with nerve, pride and unbiased conviction, have the ability to change even the most hardened of minds. 

 

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Gypsy - The Musical in Concert

Gypsy The Musical In The Concert - Opera House, Manchester - Sunday 25th February 2024

GYPSY THE MUSICAL IN THE CONCERT WAS A SPECIAL EVENING CELEBRATING THEATRE AT ITS FINEST.

In my world, a night at the theatre is always something special, but every so often it is sprinkled with a little bit of extra magic, something that epitomises all that theatre is about, and tonight was one of those nights.  Hope Mill Theatre have produced a one night only experience in order to raise essential funds for their Hope For The Future Campaign to secure their wonderful venue, their work, the livelihoods of many in the arts, not to mention continuing to produce top notch work for us adoring fans to enjoy.  Tonight, all the stars aligned for what can only be described as a sensational performance of Gypsy.  They brought the whole show together in about 6 days and this is kudos to the love and respect everyone feels towards their directors William Whelton and Joseph Houston that this was at all possible.  It was also a great thing to experience our theatres supporting each other, so a huge shout out to ATG and the Manchester Opera House team who hosted this event without ever taking any of the spotlight off Hope Mill.



Gypsy
tells the story of the original momager, mamma Rose, whose brings out all the stops to make her children stars.  But when her favourite child Baby June runs off, she is left with Lousie who she has never considered to have any talent.  Still, the show must go on right, and so Rose reinvents the stale act around Louise until one day they find themselves in a Burlesque show.  As one of the burlesque acts is arrested, Louise offers to stand in as the money is good.  And that, folks, is how Gypsy Rose Lee was born.  Gypsy finds she has a natural born talent for her stripping technique of less is more and becomes the kind of star that Rose had always dreamed one of her children, and perhaps even she would be.  But once Gypsy has made it, where does that leave Rose?  What is her purpose then?  She is left facing some tough demons as to why she did what she did, but maybe, just maybe, there is hope for her yet…



This ‘Musical In Concert’ turned out to be a full production!  Something that I was not expecting, and it makes the mind boggle even more as to how this whole thing was pulled off in such a short time.  The fabulous orchestra were nestled onto the stage, split down the middle, with a central ‘stage door’ arch behind them.  Several iconic spotlight style lamps flood the stage as dry ice smoked around, creating a glorious glow, and showbiz heaven.  Curtains draped across the sides and the back of the stage, which were projected onto with maps and locations to keep track of Mamma Rose’s circuit tours.  The whole vibe was stylish and utterly fabulous.  The orchestra struck up the opening notes of that infamous overture and there was a collective intake of breath as magic resonated throughout the theatre.



We all knew we were in for a treat.  Then the children burst onto the stage with a fizz, pizazz, and razzamatazz that took us all by surprise for these singing, dancing mini’s were complete professionals!  Many were even from Hope Mills own performing arts school, which gives us even more proof that this evening is worth every penny!  Halle Brady as Baby June and Amelia Munshi as Baby Louise were flawless, high kicking, doing splits, and both nailing their respective characters with ease. 



As for the rest of the cast – I mean wow!  It was explained to us at the end of the performance that a meeting with the late, great, Paul O’ Grady had him announcing that he would love to see Jodie Prenger play Rose in Gypsy, and what an outstanding call that was!  I mean, if ever anyone was born to play a role!  I simply am lost for words as to how incredible she was.  Prenger absolutely embodied the role whilst equally making it entirely her own, and the result was phenomenal.  She played Rose with a subtle charisma, charm, and vulnerability that I have never seen before, and it took the character to a whole new level.  I fully understood Rose’s drive, her persistence, and how despite her pushy tunnel vision, why those in her life stood it for as long as they did.   Rose sings “I had a dream..” in musical snippets throughout, but tonight, I fully understood the intricacies of Rose’s bigger dream because of Prenger’s interpretation – the dreams Rose had for herself that she pushed aside when she had children.  And dare I say, for the first time ever, I even felt sympathy for Rose, because I understood that in her eyes, she was only ever doing the best for everyone, and at some point, her best always made them leave her. 



Her performance was full of passion and when she sang Rose’s turn – I mean, come on!  The place erupted and everyone jumped to their feet.  A standing ovation mid show is a rare thing.  I have only witnessed it twice before, so it is a small club to be in, and tonight Jodie Prenger became it’s newest and well deserving member.  I’m aware I’m gushing, but sometimes, you’ve just gotta gush it out!  Tom Lister as Herbie also brought a new side out of this character which was fantastic to see.  He played Herbie as less of a push over than I have previously seen and more as an equal comrade, so in turn this changed the dynamic of his relationship with Rose.  Therefore, when he did finally leave her, the stakes were so much higher and the emotion was much more raw.  He actual broke my heart and I was entirely hooked into his every word.  His scenes with Jodie Prenger were so natural and full of that extra special something, and his vocals were spot on.



Grace Mouat
as Louise wowed us with her transformation of the quite shy girl who lived in the shadows, to this confident and strong woman.  Every nuance from her voice, facial expressions, vocal delivery, right down to the way she would extend her arms during a dance scene had progression as she evolved Louise into the world’s biggest star!  There was no jolting big bang moment here.  Instead, she expertly accomplished the revolution so slickly that it realistically crept up on us in the most marvellous way.  Her vocals were crystal clear and it is no wonder she has an army of fans that have stayed with her from her time in ‘Six’ and ‘& Juliet’May Tether as June gave us a fabulously funny performance, showing us the flip sides of the showbiz performer Baby June who is all jazz hands, teeth and squeaky smiles, verses the frustrated and ignored real person behind it all.  Her brilliant comic timing meant every possible moment landed for an appreciative audience, and we lapped it up.



Divina De Campo, Harriet Thorpe, and Liz Fletcher
brought the house down as the tantalising trio of strippers Miss Mazeppa, Tessie Tura and Electra.  Each one graced the stage to applause as the anticipation for one of musical theatres favourite numbers inched closer.  I am of course talking about ‘You gotta have a gimmick,’ which incidentally was famously performed at The Royal Variety Performance in 2001 by the aforementioned Paul O’ Grady, alongside his wonderful pals Cilla Black and Barbara Windsor.  Our trio tonight did the showbiz legends in the sky so proud.  It was everything you’d want it to be, and then some.  Full of sass, attitude, confidence, powerful and striking vocals, and jam packed with rip roaring comedy, they made this number the stand out moment in the show that it is meant to be.  It comes with so much expectation attached to it, but all three took that expectation, gave it their own unique stamp, and served it back to us with a side dish of kaboom!  Idriss Kargbo as Tulsa was so light on his feet during his solo ‘All I Need Is The Girl,’ it was almost hypnotic to watch.  Peter Gunn as both Pop and Mr. Goldstone brought joy, comedy gold, and outstanding acting, as did Angela Lonsdale as Miss Cratchit.



I think the whole audience would agree that the only down side to this entire production was that it only gets one night.  I, for one, would grab tickets to watch this a second time…..and a third……and a……..well you get the idea as to how fabulous it was.  Usually when a show ends, many audience members rush out and do not stay to listen to the orchestra complete the evening, but tonight, not only did everyone stay, longing to soak in every moment of this special evening, they were still entirely enraptured and agog, the level of applause when the orchestra finished playing saying all that needed to be said.  Congratulations to Hope Mill Theatre and everyone involved for a truly wonderful evening.  Baby June started the evening by exclaiming “Let me entertain you.  Let me make you smile.”  Mission well and truly accomplished.  Thank you.    



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Unfortunate: The Untold Story of Ursula the Sea Witch

Unfortunate: The Untold Story of Ursula the Sea Witch - The Lowry, Salford - Friday 23rd February 2024

UNFORTUNATE IS SO ELECTRIC AND ENERGETIC IT WILL OCTOPI YOUR HEART AND TANTALISE YOUR TENTACLES!

Ursula is back in town and this powerful, progressive, and purple sea witch means business!  Her tentacles will try to tantalise, tease and tame you and she will throw a tidal wave of doubt upon the story you thought you knew.  Ariel the little who now?!  Please!  Two legs and two hands are so 1990!  This cephalopod has eight feelers and has no issue in slapping you down with each and every one of them until she has reduced you the sucker that you are.  So swim yourself down to The Lowry and let Ursula tell you the story of what really happened under the sea.  She will strangle the Disney out of Disney, give it a 2024 swagger, adult up the whole concept and leave many of you soaking wet! 



Fat Rascal Theatre have once again proven their musical theatre magnificence with Unfortunate, having done the rounds at festivals, nationwide tours, and solidifying its smash hit sex appeal with a critically acclaimed run in London.  It is now back on tour bigger, bolder and brassier than ever!  With a fierce and filthy sense of humour throughout, this is no fairytale of a Princess who needs to change and adapt, or to be rescued by her Prince.  This is the stuff of legends where the marginalised break through to put their stamp on the world, and where icons are born.  So, is Unfortunate’s Ursula really full of black, repulsive and repellent ink, or is she simply creating a defence mechanism as the one who was truly wrong all those years ago?  Dive into her world, swim around in her waters, and see if you would have reacted differently.  Gruesome and guilty, or glamourous and gaslit?  Ursula had her heart broken, was fitted up for murder, banished from Atlantica, and treated as an unworthy outcast.  Then out of the blue, the very man who let her down turns up asking for help with his daughter Ariel (or Anal, or Ariola as she may sometimes also be called!)  I mean really, under those circumstances, what’s a gal to do right?  Ursula hooks us into her world and we wait with baited breath to discover just how deliciously devilish this diva can be when it comes to setting the story straight.  Her smut, fierce rebut and hypnotic strut will beguile your senses, entice your dark side to come out and play, and liberate your mind.  Inspired one liners reveal insight into Ursula’s loves, life, and aspirations and you’ll be made privy to the inner workings of her heart, her brain, and her libido!  Ursula rules this fabulously fishy tale and have no doubt, the entire spectacle is on her terms.



There is no camouflaging the irresistible music of Tim Gilvin in this musical.  The songs command your attention and deliver not only cracking tunes befitting of an endorphin fuelled party, but brilliantly interspersed parody, humour and a good dollop of mickey taking fun at the expense of Disney, and political correctness.  Melodic lines, phrases, lyrics and licks from songs and shows such as The Little Mermaid, Ratatouille, and other Disney classics are cajoled into new music, providing a familiar platform of recognition to poke fun at in brilliantly new ways.  ‘Ask The Girl,’ instead of ‘Kiss The Girl,’ should give you an inkling as to the jibing, banter and modernised approach that Unfortunate embodies through song and with a never ending reel of sarcastic, satisfying and scintillating tunes coming your way, you won’t be disappointed.  If you’re not convinced, don’t take my word for it, book yourself a ticket and listen to these hilarious songs yourself.  But I must warn you, they are not for the faint hearted, and with beautiful songs such as “Part Of Your World” being replaced with the more adult “Where The Dicks Are,” please do take heed of the 16+ age restriction on this show, because Disney it is not!



In fact, picture Book Of Mormon having a horny drunken affair with RuPaul’s Drag Race, whilst trying to tell a bedtime story to the children they resent for spoiling their fun!  The innuendo is riotous but sometimes, no innuendo is needed for they just spell it out to you in clear, thrusting terms.  Popular culture references are everywhere, making this show relevant, tuned in, and turned on.  ‘Pretty Little Things,’ ‘Etsy,’ and ‘Only Fans,’ are just a few of these drops and do a subtle job of breaking audience walls, because we are watching this larger than life musical, yet our real world is peppered throughout.  Numbers such as “We Didn’t Make It To Disney,” give endless scope and food for thought at those cast outside the perfect illusion of the Disney bubble.  I am a huge Disney fan and often crave their wonderful bubble for the joy of escapism, so I can honestly say that Unfortunate is playing and having fun, throwing a shade of reality on Disney and does not insult die hard Disney nuts in any way, shape, or form…….well no more than it insults and pokes fun at everyone else who gets in Ursulas way!



Shawna Hamic
(Orange Is The New Black, Les Mis) is simply sensational as Ursula.  Commanding, captivating and charismatic, she has a delicious twinkle in her eyes throughout and validates the villain in all of us.  A glamorous and wickedly powerful performance, her humour shines through and her vocals reverberate with a diva dynamic!  River Medway (RuPaul’s Drag Race, Death Drop: Back In The Habit) is insanely funny as Ariel, or speechless girl as Eric likes to call her.  A constant vacant smile on her face, her Ariel had love in her heart but not much in her head.  Her voice is comedy gold on its own, yet this doesn’t stop an absolutely rip roaring comedy performance when Ursula steals it.  Her facial expressions and communication are so wildly winsome that you can’t help falling in love with this innocently infectious mermaid.



Thomas Lowe
(Les Mis, Cats, North & South) is brilliantly bold, and buoyant as Triton.  He brings a posh, privilege and dim nature to this usually macho role, and flips it entirely upside down with his fabulous characterisation.  His performance is purposefully over the top, making Triton hilarious and perfectly cheesy as he delivers this serious character amidst theatrical flare, and he tops it all off with insanely outstanding vocals.  What a voice!   

Allie Dart (2:22, Cinderella) as Sebastian and many other roles was jaw dropping to watch.  The energy, switching of accents, characters and costumes, including one scene where she literally played Sebastian and the chef at the same time were mind blowing!  Whether dancing, voguing, singing, seducing, or trying to control Ariel, each moment, each character was spot on and filled with what can only be described as a genuine and infectious love of performance.



Jamie Mawson
(Fat Rascal associate artist, Macbeth) wonderfully gives us an Eric who is so ridiculously simple, spoiled and in love with himself that you cannot hold the laughter in at any point he is on stage.  He gives such a naive and petulant quality to Eric which he matches entirely with an unstoppable energy as he effortlessly throws himself – literally – around the stage.  Jack Gray as Grimsby and a thousand other characters, including a rip roaring Vanessa is just perfection.  They mesmerise with incredible dance moves, sing the hell out of everything, and provide fantastically honed character after character.  Their Vanessa is something else and I almost feel deserves a spin off all of their own!  Hard working and multi talent doesn’t even come close!  This show is an epic showcase for the entire cast.  It is completed with the nonstop ensemble cast of Corinna Buchan, Jamie McKillop, and Milly Willows who create so many different characters, and are each given their moment in the spotlight for you to truly appreciate their talent.  I have no idea how this cast don’t collapse every night because their commitment, energy and enthusiasm is relentless and palpable.   



Puppetry is used throughout Unfortunate creating endless opportunities for inspired storytelling, characters galore, and a fabulous and unique style all of its own, which epitomises this whole show.  With puppets, set and costume designed by Abby Clarke, she has challenged all usual conventions and created something so perfectly bespoke that it is fascinating to discover the new, exciting and endless species of puppets on offer and gag at the spectacular costumes.   Whether the cast be manipulating simple sock puppets, manipulating huge creatures that each have a unique way of being operated, or they are mixing conventions, half wearing a costume at the back and using puppetry at the front, the creations on offer are inspired and so seamlessly a part of the show that anything seems possible!



Unfortunate
will octopi your heart and tantalise your tentacles!  It will delve into the shady segments of your heart and discover your own inner diva dancing on the fake pretences of someone who has perhaps wronged you in life, and boy will it feel good!  You will be thrown into the heart of this sassy show and there are no life preservers here, so make sure you can swim and handle the temperature of the water!  But this show isn’t just about shade.  It is powerful, strong, and urges you to love yourself.  It empowers anyone who has ever felt marginalised, judged, and treated unfairly.  Ariel may have had her voice stolen, but every underdog out there is given theirs back and it packs a punch.  The energy in the theatre tonight was more electric than Ursula’s electric eel best friends and this spark definitely lit up Salford on a cold February evening.  Unfortunate is anything but unfortunate and all I can say is, ‘How Unfortunate’ for you if you miss it.



WE SCORE UNFORTUNATE...



Watch our "In Conversation with Tom Lowe" video discussing the show.


In The Time Of Dragons

In The Time Of Dragons - The Edge Theatre, Chorlton - Wednesday 21st February 2024

IN THE TIME OF DRAGONS IS CLEVER, HUMBLE AND FEELS LIKE HOME

Discovering new plays and musicals, particularly in local venues, holds a special kind of excitement and anticipation for me, and when they turn out to be as warm and witty as In The Time Of Dragons, then I’m laughing – quite literally – all the way home!  This new musical, written and directed by Janine Waters, with music by Alec and Simon Waters is clever, humble and feels like home.  With the ambitious idea of simultaneously setting a story in two different eras, what could have the potential to be complicated and confusing is instead infectiously easy to follow and handled with loving care.  A small cast of four bring us the story of Sheelagh and Jack, two souls, and two stories from two different decades.  Sheelagh is a cabaret singer who dreams of conquering the world.  But for now, she is resident in the Blue Angel, Manchester in 1965, where her number 1 fan is club regular Harry!  Jack is a musician floating through life in 2024, in a lost sea of teaching jobs and finds himself stuck in a high school with a bunch of teenagers who pay no attention to a word he says.



Both introduce themselves through song and set the Northern humour and tone for the evening.  But as Sheelagh leaves her cheating husband and needs to find a place of her own in 1965, Jack also moves into his new digs in 2024 after his girlfriend runs off with her new beau.  There may be nearly 60 years between these seemingly unrelated events, but unrelated they are not for both are about to make the exact same Salford flat their home, with just the small detail of time separating them.  But what if that time difference could be removed and they could somehow live in their own year, yet exist together at the same time?  One stormy night following a freak electrocution of sorts, this is the inexplicable way that Sheelagh and Jacks worlds intertwine.  As they embrace the impossibility of their situation, a unique and wonderful friendship is born where two strangers quite literally end up changing each other’s world.



The theatre space welcomes you into The Blue Angel club.  A single microphone awaits a singer centre stage, a visible dressing room area is detailed at the back, a piano nestles in the corner, and tables set out along the side await customers, aka the audience.  It immediately casts an immersive vibe to the evening, and with the venue flooded in a blue neon light via poles of strip lights and with a hanging bar sign announcing the clubs name, the illusion is complete.  Effective lighting changes (Kay Haynes) quickly establish 1965 from 2024, and a series of dramatic and dynamic flashes, blackouts and a reawakening of light once again entangles the two eras, taking away the idea of ‘now’.  The two beds that had been brought on to represent the flats of Sheelagh and Jack are pushed together, and their timelines are brought together as one.  A complicated notion is achieved so cleanly and with such intelligent simplicity that you can’t help but be wowed.  Big budget plays and musicals can be spectacular, we all know this, but In The Time Of Dragons reminds us that great material, clever storytelling, and small venue magic can hold your attention just as intensely and blind you with brilliance of an entirely different kind.  Kudos to set designer David Haworth.



Rupert Hill (Coronation Street, The Bill) and Megan Keaveny (professional stage debut) play Jack and Sheelagh.  Megan Keaveny packs a punch from the off with her brilliant vocals and bubbly character being instantly charming and likeable.  She effortlessly portrays a strong Northern woman who may be hurting but keeps calm and carries on.  That Mancunian steely fire we all know and love so well is evident throughout and her no nonsense manner of speaking, with just a hint of hidden feelings, is so instantly recognisable, you feel Sheelagh is someone you already know.  In contrast, we watch Rupert Hill take his character on a downward spiral as he is unable to compartmentalise feelings in the same way.  It is a brilliantly gentle, yet equally abrupt transition, piquing each moment at exactly the right time.  He starts out a tad fed up, stuck in a job he didn’t envision as his dreams seem to slip away.  But things only get worse and Hill not only makes Jack visually look more lost and hopeless with each appearance, but his physicality totally transforms with every movement and slur telling us of his dependence on alcohol without us having to witness his drinking at every moment.  Their scenes together are handled brilliantly and their focus on not focusing on each other is amazing.



Tom Guest and Hannah Nuttall play the nightclub owner and assistant Anne, as well as multi rolling every other part needed.  They both have stunning vocals, and when all four actors harmonise together, it is liltingly beautiful.  Tom Guest has the quick wit and authenticity of a cabaret club owner and compere and delivers some cracking lines.  Again, his authenticity of this character is so palpable, you feel you perhaps know him already.  A standout moment is when he is playing Frank, Sheelagh’s cheating husband, and sings the ironic and sarcastic song “That’s My Job.”  His comic timing to sing one thing but mean the opposite, and have that understood is superb.  Hannah Nuttall truly creates her multiple roles with fabulous distinction, and her kind hearted and loyal Anne will have you rooting for her all the way.  She takes a character that likes to be in the wings, in the dark and allow her friends to shine, and performs this with such truth, however there is nothing about her performance that hides in the wings, and I absolutely love this concept.  This takes a stand out performer to take a hidden shy character and make them shine.



The music by Alec and Simon Waters is catchy and what really hooked me was its story telling.  It is used to deliver inner thoughts of the characters, but whilst they are supposed to be singing something else perhaps, and instead we get to see what thoughts are streaming through their head.  The songs also like to use irony and satire to deliver powerful messages, such as misogyny and homophobia.  And they are brilliantly delivered through happy, cheerful tunes, with deeper messages.  It is really clever, and I have to say, and this is the highest compliment I can give, they felt like Victoria Wood songs, and for me to dare say that someone else has achieved what Vic Wood did, is something I never thought I’d say.  The music is witty, punchy and includes cracking one liners that catch you unawares and make you laugh that spluttering kind of laugh you have no way of holding in.



The references to the 1960’s and 1965 in particular are lovingly sprinkled throughout, as are ones to 2024 that make you think, wow, what kind of world are we living through right now?  The script has so much fun when Sheelagh and Jack meet and she asks questions about the future and we recognise how insane our world has become and how reliant on technology it is, in a way that couldn’t even be comprehended in the 60’s.  There are also fantastic local references in there too, such as a sparkly eyed Irish footballer who likes to have a drink in the local club.  Of course, George Best lived in Chorlton so touches such as these are wonderful nods to our own history and will make you smile.  The show seems to end all of a sudden, but take your time to think about the lyrics in the song you have just heard, and things that have been said earlier by Jack about not giving away any spoilers, and a few lies he may have had to tell Sheelagh, and the whole thing does tie up with a heartfelt and content sigh and happy smile. 



In The Time Of Dragons is about 80 minutes long with no interval, and no pun intended, but the time flies.  This new show has been thoroughly thought through and is allows its audience to follow the complexities of time with a relaxed ease.  It is set in the stunning venue of The Edge and somehow, on a wet and cold February night, I felt like I was in spring or summer for this show, this venue holds that special something that makes you feel anything can be possible.

WE SCORE IN THE TIME OF DRAGONS...





The 100 Story Hotel

The 100 Story Hotel - Z-arts, Manchester - Tuesday 20th February 2024

THE 100 STORY HOTEL IS A WONDERFUL ACTIVITY TO ENGAGE, CHALLENGE AND AWAKE THE CHILD IN ALL OF US

The 100 Story Hotel is an interactive world of play and storytelling for children……….or is it?  Because this grown up had just as much fun as the wildly excited minis running all around me!  Created for Z Arts, this immersive experience wraps you up in an exciting flurry of imagination via the multi award winning stories of author and illustrator Rob Biddulph.  We are greeted in the hotel gardens by Gertie the gardener who welcomes us with open arms and a dinosaur spray that shrinks the scary critters to a manageable size.  We are told to expect bears, monkeys, and of course Clive the concierge, a ginormous fluffy polar bear!  Following a disruptive clanging banging kaboomsky kind of noise, guests are then taken through to the hotel lobby to find out what just happened, and eyes light up everywhere as the room has books hanging from the ceiling, a trolley stacked with suitcases, a squishy sofa, penguin porters, a luggage rack, reception desk complete with a telephone that you can actually use to speak to other guests in the other rooms………and a huge hole in the wall!



It seems that someone has stolen one of the books, demoting the hotel from The 100 Story Hotel to the 99 story hotel.  Gertie asks for our help.  He needs detectives to snoop their way through the hotel, follow the clues and discover who has blown a hole in the wall and who has stolen the book so we can fix things.  Everyone is donned with a magnifying glass to hunt for clues, and a clipboard.  We must find the missing letters that have been scattered throughout the hotel, then unjumble them to spell out who the culprit is.



This element ensures that this beautifully thought out experience caters for all ages, for it becomes so much more than an interactive play centre, and engages the older children on an entirely different level.  I was there with my just turned four year old godson, and the most magical of things took place.  The older children (none of whom we knew by the way) relished the opportunity to help him search for letters, and help him unscramble the letters to make a word.  They took him hunting, they even took on the role of entertainer, and were able to take great joy themselves by working some of the trickier elements on behalf of the younger children.  I watched on in awe as a wonderful young person of around 9 years old delighted my 4 year old godson by making a rabbit come alive in a hat!  This world has brought children of all ages together and allowed them to learn from each other in the purest of ways.  It truly allows children to be children.



The space is jigsawed together by winding corridors, complete with numerous red herring doors, and a multitude of interactive rooms in the hotel.  There is the laundrette, hotel guest rooms, security room, the swimming pool, the restaurant, the Grrr lounge, and the hotel gift shop.  But here’s the really clever bit.  Each room is themed with characters, illustrations and elements from Rob Biddulph’s bestselling books.  The book Grrrrr becomes the entertainments lounge where children can do karaoke, learn magic, dress up, and perform on a stage.  The book Sunk becomes the swimming pool complete with fishing hooks, a basket ball hoop, ring toss, a pirate ship, and an actual treasure map drawn on the floor so you can find your way to the treasure chest which is full of more fabulous dress up items. 



Wide Awake is the theme for one of the bedrooms, boasting a glow up dinosaur egg, dinosaur toys, and dino dress ups, with another room being themed from Peanut Jones, and the opportunity and encouragement for children to draw their own characters and ideas, and stick them on the walls.  A laundry room has so many play items such as a vacuum cleaner, shopping trolley, washing machine, sink, and washing up items, that don’t be surprised if you see a vacuum cleaner whizzing past you down the corridor in a shopping trolley on its way to the swimming pool for a wash!  A staff only security room is super vigilant with its CCTV cameras, radios, safe lockers and security equipment, whilst Zorg’s emporium shop offers up display cabinets with whacky glasses children can try on, a till and incredible bursts of colour.  The sushi restaurant has place settings with toy sushi food where you can practise using chopsticks, dress up, and help the polar bears and the penguins with their ice ball pit!  Then there’s the hotels outside space, with gardens, a beach, palm trees, a tennis court, and a bar area.  The design of this space will set your mind alight with possibilities and imaginative play.    
 



Towards the end of the hour, Gertie, who has been on hand throughout and I have to say was entirely patient, wonderful and generous with his time and his play, calls us all back together to see if we have managed to crack the riddle and find out who stole the 100th story.  I am pleased to say that we were a brilliant team of detectives and figured it out!  Gertie reflects back to the children all they have done and taken part in, cementing the adventure in their minds.  And it is an adventure worthy of its own story, so he proudly includes it in the hotels make up, renaming this the 101 Story Hotel.  It is an effective ending to a wonderful adventure, allowing children to recognise the strength and power of their own imaginations.



The 100 Story Hotel is a wonderful activity to engage, challenge and awake the child in all of us.  It is a glorious way to celebrate stories, and in particular the stories and illustrations of Rob Biddulph, whose puzzles, colours, drawalongs, learning resources, and enthusiasm have become a staple of families everywhere.  You don’t need any travel websites for this hotel, and there will always be a welcoming room for you to visit.  So grab your pals, your mini’s, your bears, dinosaurs, penguins, polar bears and hot dogs, and head over to The 100 Story Hotel, where every day is an adventure.


WE SCORE THE 100 STORY HOTEL...



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Blue Beard - HOME, Manchester - Saturday 17th February 2024

BLUE BEARD IS A POWER PLAY TAKING YOU ON A ROLLER COASTER OF EMOTIONS!

A play about rage, grief and heartbreak doesn’t sound like a play that can also make you belly laugh and bop along to upbeat and catchy tunes, yet that’s exactly what Emma Rice has achieved with Blue Beard.  Taking a centuries old French folktale of a magician who marries a girl named Lucky and lures her away from her loving family to live in his castle, only to test her and ultimately punish her, Rice flips the focus off the coercive, controlling magician, and instead gives the story back to the women he tries to silence, even making the rescuing brothers into female relatives.  Our evening kicks off by meeting a group of women known as the three F’s (fierce, f**ked and furious) when a young man stumbles upon their solace, seeking help.  Immediately suspicious of him, he is pinned to the ground until they are satisfied he means no harm.  The leader of the group, Mother Superior, starts to tell the story of Blue Beard, as an explanation as to why this group of women have no reason to trust men.  Lucky marries the magician, she is given the freedom of his castle, except for one room.  Curiosity wins and Lucky enters the room, only to find the butchered remains of the magician’s past six wives. 



Upon the magicians return, he is livid that his wife didn’t follow his instructions, and behave exactly as he told her to, so he tries to kill her.  But Lucky’s sister and mum turn up to rescue her and fight for their lives, resulting in the death of the magician.  The emphasis is on the lives of the women in the story, showing them to be vibrant, alive and loved.  They don’t simply become the forgotten victims in the story of a misogynistic, bullying, intimidating male figure who believes they should do and say exactly as he pleases.  Interspersed with this story, is the one of the young man who stumbled upon the home of the 3 F’s at the start.  He is told by the Mother Superior that he too must tell a story, and so he does.  His story is about his sister, who he brings alive with details and memories only a loved one can.  The conclusion to her story ends the entire show with an all too real, relevant and recent reminder.  An additional character twist brings the audience to an eerie and heartbreakingly uncomfortable silence as the emotion portrayed on stage is visceral, raw and stripped bare.  It is a stark reminder of the unequal and unsafe world women can find themselves living in, and perhaps the length our own heart and mind will go to in order to cope.



Blue Beard has music blended throughout, which is to be expected of an Emma Rice show.  All the cast not only act but sing and seemingly pick up a variety of instruments for fun to become a part of the band, such is their talent!  The songs (Stu Barker) have a folksy vibe to them, mashed up with a pop style, making them fresh, fabulous and genuinely catchy.  Music is also used to create ambiance and heighten our senses and emotions to wonderful effect.  The script is wildly funny with a dry sarcasm and brutal truth telling elements that cut straight through the proverbial to bluntly and brilliantly tell it exactly how it is.  Modern pop culture references are cleverly dotted throughout, stitching together a supposedly old folktale that should no longer be of relevance in our modern world, right to the here and now, showing parallel themes and similarities.  The set (Vicki Mortimer) gives us a subtle split level so we can see the narration verses the story unfolding.  On the raised level, a curtain hangs, allowing set pieces to be revealed throughout, including pianos, various sized wardrobes, a magician’s staging, and a coffin.  This reveal status ties in with the magician element of the story, and along with lighting, gives the entire staging a vaudeville, music hall feel.  With an acrobatic contortionist, and an actual magic trick of sawing a girl in half both presented, we are whisked between an age gone by and our own modern world, yet still somehow they both land in the same dark, heartbreaking place.



The story telling uses a variety of techniques to deliver this complex combination of stories, including a slow motion scene to portray the violence between the magician, Lucy, Trouble and their mother.  It is so detailed, controlled, and stylised that the impact is far stronger than if they had just gone for each other in real time.  Equally, fight scenes between the magician and Lucky were actually carried out via a series of timed reactions with them being entirely separate, rather than him laying a hand on her – a brilliant and respectful way to depict a story about male violence on women, without resorting to a vivid representation of it, and refusing to give these images any airtime.  Another storytelling choice was the use of stylised dance and movement from the women, with an almost Fosse feel to it.



The cast were clearly a strong team with infinite trust in one another.  Katy Owen as Mother Superior is outstanding and steals the show.  Rarely off stage, she never stops with her quirky and zany performance, ensuring movement and connection throughout.  She lands jokes brilliantly, has the best vocal deliverance for her storytelling elements, and then becomes an entirely different performer at the end, with such raw emotion that it takes great restraint not to rush onto the stage and give her a hug.   Robyn Sinclair plays Lucky, the sister who marries the magician Blue Beard and is both impassioned and playful in the role.  She is strong, fiery, and full of fun.  Stephanie Hockley plays the second sister Trouble, and gives us an amazing piano and song solo, full of sass, jazz, and pizazz.  Patrycja Kujawska is their mum Treasure, and gives a heartfelt monologue on how her husband was a good man, how he gave her love, trust, and freedom, showing us that this isn’t a play to simply bash men.  Blue Beard is performed by Tristan Sturrock, who instils a dominating, and intimidating figure, dripping with a suave sardonic demeanour.  It is a powerful performance.  Adam Mirksy contrasts this entirely with his performance of the lost and innocent boy looking for help.  His entire performance is open, honest, and innocent, until he has to switch it up at the end, where he shows a beautiful tenderness towards his mum.  The boys sister is played by Mirabelle Gremaud, who has a hauntingly beautiful and unique singing voice.  I could have listened to her all day.



Blue Beard ends in the present day.  Silence grips the theatre as CCTV cameras show the final moments of a young woman who is followed home.  Theatre meets reality.  We have seen this played out far too often in recent times on the news.  Emma Rice’s Wise Children company left many audience members paralysed with emotion, moved and perhaps genuinely involved in their own various stories of what we had just watched.  From a theatre perspective, I found the delivery of the combined elements of folktale and reality a tad confusing at times and with a few unanswered questions.  Perhaps making the reality element clear early on might have reduced its impact at the end, I’m not sure, but it would personally have helped solidify the message for me, which would have made the message stronger.  However, there is no denying there was a huge impact, so that might just have been my own preferential way of processing, and I thoroughly applaud and respect the ingenuity of what has been achieved.  Half the population of women do not feel safe walking home alone at night, even in busy places.  Walking alone without fear is a right we should all have, and yet the emphasis that has come out of recent news stories is focused on what women should be doing to help protect ourselves rather than the things that should be done to educate these particular men to alter their mind set, believes and misogyny.  Wise Children have given a voice to an important topic, one that continued to be discussed openly and with importance by everyone as they exited the theatre.

WE SCORE BLUE BEARD...




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The Gap

The Gap - Hope Mill Theatre, Manchester - Wednesday 14th February 2024

THE GAP IS A BEAUTIFUL SLICE OF REAL LIFE, ALL WRAPPED UP IN A TAPESTRY OF NORTHERN HUMOUR

There are some moments in life that you simply don’t allow to pass you by, and for me, having the opportunity to go and watch a new play by the multi award winning Jim Cartwright is one of them.  And by ‘ecky thump, he’s only gone and done it again for The Gap is a beautiful slice of real life, all wrapped up in a tapestry of Northern humour.   The dialogue plays with dialect in an almost poetic manner, elegantly switching formats between monologues & duologues, often intertwining two separate singular conversations effortlessly into one.  It is intelligent, illuminating, and immaculate.  And it celebrates life.  Real, hapless, risky, chaotic, rousing, unfiltered, and unpredictable life.  It also celebrates friendship, the kind of friendship that means despite a lot of water under the bridge, one simple phone call after 50 years will have you returning to that friendship and picking up exactly where you left off.  The Gap has a very real and vulnerable heart beating in its soul, and I am honoured to have witnessed it, so watch out world because Corral and Walter are a force to be reckoned with!




The Gap starts in the recent past of Corral and Walter.  They both talk to us, the audience independently, yet clearly two sides of the same coin.  But the role we are playing as the audience, what they are talking about, and why, is only teased at, leaving us deliciously hooked in on the one thing that is made clear.  The deep rooted, immeasurable friendship of Walter and Corral.  So, we are whisked back over 50 years to the beginning of the rest of their lives, landing firmly in the 60s.  Dusty Springfield floods the senses, iconic black and white images of 1960’s celebrities flicker into focus before our eyes, and Walter and Corral reappear from behind a screen on a slightly raised platform donning the decades latest fashions.  Immediately we are immersed in their world, one where Corral dreams of being in magazines, and Walter dreams of being right there for the ride and to support her.  They bounce off each other’s energy as delightful colloquialisms deliciously drip off their tongues and capture the raw and pure beauty of our Northern native tongue.




There is a playful rhythm to Jim Cartwright’s work that director Anthony Banks has expertly encapsulated, and it propels these characters into a realm that we not only fully understand, but respect and appreciate.  As Corral convinces an unsure Walter that they must be where life is happening, they hop onboard a train to London, taking plenty of Northern soul with them.  But daydreams rarely become reality and the wistful pair discover that the only solid thing in their lives is a good old steaming mug of ‘typhoo up you’ tea!  Young Walter works dead end job after dead end job with a fierce pride and determination to support Carrol who has an entirely different outlook on life.  One knows and respects honest hard work, the other expects to simply reap the benefits of it.




But with a beauty like Carrol's, it isn’t long before Soho sits up and pays attention to the new girl in town, and she discovers that this is her currency.  A free drink here and there leads to a free meal, free clothes and free access to a better life.  Except nothing in life is ever really free is it?  Carrols admirers want something in return.  And as she falls on her feet with a wealthy and harmless gentleman, his proposition seems too good to be true.  With meticulous and steadfast Walter by her side, they enter a new phase of their lives and Carrol is finally able to live the lifestyle she always dreamed she was worthy of.  But one day, the unexpected happens.  Love.  It whisks up a frenzy, leaving our inseparable duo splintered apart and desperately trying to piece one fragmented jigsaw into two pictures.  But they have and always will be each other’s missing jigsaw piece, and as a chance phone call finally pulls them back together again after 50 years apart, their picture can finally be completed.




We are taken on a whirlwind ride throughout the decades with Walter and Corral, diving into their stories, and meeting a multitude of characters, in every sense of the word, along the way.  Matthew Kelly and Denise Welch are sublime.  They give the best kind of an untouchable performance because they wholeheartedly make you care about their characters.  They gently take you by the hand, softly coaxing you into their world and then quick as a flash, they yank you right in, fully immersing you, but never letting go.  You don’t just witness them, you feel them.  Their performances are open and honest, allowing you to soak up every nuance they offer.  A multitude of characters are played by both actors, switched up by a skilled change of accent, a facial expression, body posture or costume.  The flips are effortless in appearance, and mesmerising to behold.




And their impersonations of cult figures of the time are hilarious, respectful and fill you with a fuzzy warm feeling of joyous nostalgia. They bring icons such as The Beatles and The Carry On team alive through brilliantly timed jokes, accents, and even a mimicked laugh famed by the much loved and missed Barbara Windsor or Sid James. Make no mistake, this is a play with larger than life characters, life events and stories to tell, yet the whole thing is stunningly controlled, classy and centred.  They aren’t trying to play for comic effect, they are playing real life, real people, and that delicate detail is exactly what brings the humour alive.  Matthew Kelly and Denise Welch are exceptionally talented and skilled actors and capturing this is a Jim Cartwright play, in the stunningly intimate setting of Hope Mill Theatre, with the ludicrously talented Anthony Banks directing with his sixth sense of all things theatre, The Gap is one of those nights at the theatre you will never forget.




Act two opens with both characters opening up their hearts to us through exquisite monologues.  They allow us to empathise and reflect on how hard life can be, without ever getting too saccharine, and to laugh at their predicaments without ever being cruel.  As the story brings us back to the recent past where we started out in the play, we continue on with Walter and Corral’s story until we are all in the same space and time, with an ending that will simply take your breath away.  The Gap will borrow your heart and return it to you full of love for Walter, for Corral, for friendship.  It will leave you pondering the gaps in your own life and how you can fill them, for The Gap is not simple enough to be defined as one thing.  It is about finding out for yourself.  For Walter and Carrol it is the gap between the North and South, the gap between the decades, the gap between when you last saw your best friend, the gap between illusion and reality, a generational gap, and the gap between your stockings and your knicker rim!  The gaps for Walter and Carrol are presented throughout their story, but I must stress, it is their story, not mine, so you must go and allow them to tell it to you.




As with any Jim Cartwright play, music plays a vital role.  Songs are expertly chosen to dictate the era, but more than that, they melodically and lyrically encapsulate mood, memory and melancholy.  From songs that will pump up your spirits and notch the fun factor up to another level, flooding you with endorphins, to songs that will gently pull on your heart strings and make it ache with emotion.  Add to this a sophisticated, sleek and simple set design that can whisk us from Manchester to Soho, Malta to a cake factory in the blink of an eye by a split level design with a narrowing dimension, sliding panels and hidden cubby holes.  Video projections not only create atmosphere with skylines, celebrities and various pictures of Walter and Corral throughout the ages, but they also brilliantly put us onboard a moving train, and a dangerous car ride.




Hope Mill Theatre have once again produced a masterpiece and have done so with integrity and impeccable taste.  There is something wonderfully special about any show you watch at Hope Mill and I think it lies in the heart and genuine vision of Directors William Whelton and Joseph Houston.  Whilst they clearly know exactly what they are doing and have the expertise to back it up, they are also in it for all the right reasons and have a fierce passion, dedication, and loyalty to supporting and creating theatre that is inclusive and welcoming for all.  And this authenticity is something no amount of money can buy.  You feel it the moment you step inside the building, and you are instantly welcomed and made a part of the Hope Mill Theatre Family.  With patron Denise Welch performing alongside the fabulous Matthew Kelly in the new Jim Cartwright, this is a winning formula and feels like all the stars have aligned to create a perfect and untouchable night at the theatre.     

 


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Drop the Dead Donkey - The Reawakening

Drop The Dead Donkey - The Reawakening - The Lowry, Salford - Tuesday 13th February 2024

DROP THE DEAD DONKEY - THE REAWAKENING IS BOLD, BRAVE, BRASSY, BONKERS AND BRILLIANT!

Whether you avidly watched the BAFTA and Emmy award winning TV show Drop The Dead Donkey in the 1990’s or not, you will rejoice in this hilariously intelligent, quick witted and topical reawakening that has taken itself on tour.  Penned by original writers and creators Andy Hamilton and Guy Jenkin, it proudly sticks to its award winning formula, delights us with original cast members, all the while being bang up to date, entirely relevant and playfully mocking of the technological ‘advances’ the past 30 years have brought us.  I absolutely loved this show and by the interval had already stated that I simply didn’t want it to end.





We last saw The GlobeLink News team scattered, shattered and splattered around the world as the station was shut down under dubious circumstances so I was curious to discover how they would be reunited.  The show opens with the stage set up as a news room, with ‘Truth News’ blazing at out at us.  A screen is dropped and we are treated to a clip from series one (to much delight from the audience) where we see George, Damien and Dimbles the Teddy Bear.  If you know, you know, and if you don’t then I promise you aren’t excluded, all does become clear.  Chief Editor George then stumbles onto the stage and the love from the audience cannot be contained.  In fact, each original cast member was greeted with applause as they entered the stage one by one.  It transpires that some unknown business tycoon has funded a shiny new News broadcasting station, and recruited Gus to get the team back together.





As they reminisce and catch up, we discover what each of the characters has been up to for the last 30 years, and how that has led them all to accept this questionable job offer.  But when this team get together, chaos is never far away, and despite their initial enthusiasm…….even if that is for the sizable pay packet……..things never run smoothly.  As the team try to navigate their way around a world of news broadcasting that has advanced from the one they left behind, little do they realise that perhaps they are about to become the headlines themselves rather than simply reading them.  Social media, AI, voice activated coffee machines, and supposedly superior algorithms are seemingly the way forward.  But in a world where scandals, lies, and fake news are currency, and no one will tell you who your boss is, can we ever really trust that the truth in the world of broadcasting is ever really the truth at all?





The joy of Drop The Dead Donkey The Reawakening! doesn’t just lie in nostalgia, nor does it rely on it.  The joy is to be found in every layer, every nuance, and every cleverly thought-out concept.  Of course, the nostalgia plays a huge part for those who hold the show dear to their hearts, and there is something beautifully special in reuniting the original cast and seeing a genuine bond between them all.  But this isn’t a show simply trying to live off its past glories.  It looks itself in the eye, accepts its own challenge, and smashes it.  The script is jam packed with current news topics and nothing or no one is off limits.  With jibes and jokes at politics, politicians, the Royal family, TV presenters, generation X, all of the ‘isms including wokeism, and a lovely dollop of recent media stories, you will find yourself belly laughing at the sheer volume of one liners, gallows humour and the freedom it brings.





The algorithm system is called out and renamed Harvey Weinstein for suggesting viewers might like to see a little more from its broadcasters, Holly Willoughby’s “Are you Ok?” speech becomes fair game as does Fujitsu, and even Sir Trevor McDonald makes a brief but electrifying appearance.  In its day, the show was groundbreaking for including genuine news stories that had appeared that week, and to see this ingenious and challenging concept unfolding flawlessly, live, in front of you makes you appreciate just how special this entire thing was, is, and always will be.  





Not only is it remarkable to reunite the original cast, but it is also a privilege to see such a wealth of talent all on stage together.  Jeff Rawle as George, Neil Pearson as Dave, Ingrid Lacey as Helen, Robert Duncan as Gus, Victoria Wicks as Sally Smedley, Susannah Doyle as Joy, and of course Stephen Tompkinson as Damien.  Completing the cast are two new characters, namely Julia Hills as Mairead and Kerena Jagpal as Rita.  This is an ensemble piece in its truest form, for all share the limelight in equal terms.  They are rarely off stage, and every cast member is generously treated to an ample amount of side-splitting jokes.  The comic timing is something to behold, whether it be the deliverance of script, a physical gag, or simply a look.  But what makes the comedy so effective is the undeniable knowledge each cast member has of their own character, enabling a tumultuous tornado of contrasting emotions to play out.  This ensures that the comedy is rooted in something real, whether it be heartache, jealousy, bitterness, shame, hope, or redemption.  Jeff Rawle has the most beautiful physical comedy as the clumsy and hopeless George.  His stumbling both vocally and physically never fade and he is everything you wanted him to be and more.





Neil Pearson’s dry, quick wit and Daveisms are timed to perfection, and he also offers us a new side to Dave which is endearing to watch and highlights his sheer talent.  Ingrid Lacey as Helen allows us to not only rejoice in the Helen we know and love but be wowed by the person life has carved her into, seamlessly blending these character transitions with ease.  Robert Duncan works at an impressive pace as a slightly stressed Gus.  He teases us with perfect moments of a smarmy Gus of old, then effortlessly flips into new ways to patronise, cajole and undermine George and company.  Victoria Wicks as Sally Smedley boldly and bravely takes on a lot of the more ‘close to the bone’ jokes and somehow manages to make Sally more Sally with each one.  It is brilliantly done and her strong characterisation allows this to work.  Susannah Doyle as Joy is excellent at revelling in the demise of her colleagues and cuts a strong figure on stage.  Her walk alone is genius, for she doesn’t walk, she struts.  Brilliant!  I have to confess, Stephen Tompkinson is one of my favourite actors and seeing him perform live was unbelievable.  He brought exceptional comedy, slapstick, and character, and delivered an impassioned speech at the end of the show that was thought provoking, emotive, enlightening, and yet he still managed to pull off a comedic twist.





Julia Hills as Mairead and Kerena Jagpal as Rita both slotted into this cast as if they have always been a part of the show.  Julia Hills portrayed a confident Mairead who hilariously gave the team the runaround, and allowed us to welcome this new character with ease, and Kerena Jagpal brought a fizz of fabulous eager energy to the stage through her character, which she contrasted perfectly against the jaded and cynical seasoned news team.  Derek Bond has directed this play with the utter most respect to the writers, the actors, and the audiences’ love affair with the original show.  He has also demanded that these characters do not become caricatures of themselves by ensuring we see hints of how 30 years of life after the end of a high flying career in broadcasting can shape and mould you in new and unexpected ways.     





Drop The Dead Donkey The Reawakening! is absolutely worth the 30 year wait!  It raises important questions, challenges the reliability of those we are supposed to be able to trust, and encourages us to look at ourselves and our society.  When does banter become a not so cleverly disguised excuse to simply insult someone?  And when does political correctness become so correct that humour is obsolete?  It’s a tap dance on a thread bare tightrope.  In a world where everyone has an opinion, and those opinions are pushed into territories that blur free speech with trolling, and leave cracks for plenty to abuse their public power for self interest, Drop The Dead Donkey The Reawakening! places it all under the microscope for everyone to see.  And it does so with the sharpest tool, the most instinctive and effective way it can.  It unites its audience as one against the ludicrousness through its uniquely witty and satirical brand of comedy, making us pay attention whilst entertaining us, and giving us permission to laugh at this crazy thing we call life.  I would go and watch this show again in a heartbeat and I am sure I am not the only one who left the theatre feeling exactly the same way.


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THE TIME MACHINE - A Comedy

The Time Machine - A Comedy - The Lowry, Salford - Wednesday 24th January 2024

WHETHER YOU WATCH THE TIME MACHINE - A COMEDY IN THE PAST, PRESENT OR FUTURE, YOU WILL LOVE THIS PRODUCTION!

Tonight is my second night of an Original Theatre take over at the Lowry Theatre and I’m going from psychological thriller to side splitting comedy.  I am of course talking about the corker of a show that is The Time Machine – A Comedy.  I saw this brilliantly indescribable production last year, and it is still a knock out, unique night of the best kind of bonkers out there.  You’ll never look at time the same way again.  In fact, there are plenty of things you’ll never look at the same way again after watching this show!  It is so fast paced that you may just meet yourself coming back, unless of course that would squish some time travel continuum, paradoxy kind of thing.  But never fear, for The Time Machine – A Comedy will not only explain all that science stuff to you via popular culture references and Eastenders style duff duff cliffhangers, it will also give you a mini taster of The Importance Of being Ernest, fiercely funny farcical moments, and a chance to be a part of the show for yourself!

This cast of three, comprised of George Kemp, Michael Dylan and Amy Revelle, have to be amongst the hardest working performers out there.  Their dedication and love of the show shines through with every detail, every move, and every moment, making it so easy for us to sit back, relax, and howl with uncensored laughter.  Anyone watching this show is in for a treat.  But how to describe it……….ermmmmmmmm, I mean I’ll give it a go.  Three friends have formed a theatre company and are in rehearsals for The Importance Of being Ernest, but George discovers family heirlooms that belonged to his Great Great Grandad HG Wells.  He claims they provide proof that his novel, The Time Machine was based on fact, not fiction, and he sets out to prove it via a new play that he has written.  He cajoles his somewhat unwilling friends to switch plays, but it all goes a little bit wrong and George finds himself in the future where something so bad happens that they have to find a way to break the paradoxes of the past.  If only they had been more careful with the stage props, if only they’d let Amy sing Cher, and if only they’d had that light PAT tested, then maybe the friends wouldn’t find themselves Irish Dancing to Bewitched in the middle of Salford!  Who knows?  Only time will tell.     




A large clock dominates the otherwise blank stage, which invites a plethora of props, scenery, and costumes to join the madness throughout the show.  A velvet chaise long, flip charts, a drinks cabinets, a time travelling chair, muppets, Morlocks, a pizza delivery, and Harry The Duke Of Sussex are some of the more sane things you’ll find randomly popping up in this production!  Throw in explosions, dry ice, hypnotic flashes, dodgy broken scenery that creates its own jokes, and you’re still only getting the tip of the iceberg as to the depth of creativity behind this show.  Even the interval music is thought out in its entirety, with fitting songs that not only play a part in the entire theme, but will have you humming and bopping along too.


The chaotically brilliant cast is made up of George Kemp (Bridgerton, One Man Two Guvnors), Michael Dylan (Wilf, One Man Two Guvnors, Outlander), and Amy Revelle (A Midsummer Night’s Dream, When Women Wee).  What a triumphant trio they are.  I have no idea where their unwavering energy comes from but if we could just bottle it and have a drop each day, well the world would be a much happier place.  Instantly aimable, you feel a part of their world.  You are wrapped in a big squishy hug that could equally turn into a conga at any given moment!  The camaraderie is palpable and generously shared with us as the audience, so that when we are invited to join in, you feel entirely safe to do so.  The entire cast multi roles, delivering a cacophony of characters from juicy and goofy parodies, to the heartfelt and classic period roles.  This is The Time Machine after all so no character is out of bounds as a possibility, meaning that what starts out as three friends wanting to perform a show can welcome folk from Victorian times, to Miss Piggy, Royalty, soap stars, and Morlocks!  And who knew that Oprah herself had a time machine too!  Amidst the chaos, there are equally beautiful moments, such as the one where we are called upon as an audience to help make it rain.  It is a simple yet stunning moment of theatre at its best. 


George Kemp
charms the audience from the off and presents his character as an all round theatre hero who does every job possible from writing to directing, acting and producing, believing he is just that little bit better than everyone else.  His ability to speak directly to the audience in character and connect with us is a driving force of the show and proves to be of vital importance.  It is done with such a natural ease that you are hooked.  Brilliant timing, physical comedy and a little bit of cheeky charm warm us to his character, even when we should probably want to shake him!  And his realisations right at the end towards Michael are touchingly beautiful.




Michael Dylan brings us a character who is an actor trapped in a wannabe scientist’s body.  He is passionately excitable about scientific facts and is so bouncy and enthusiastic to share his love with his best friends.  He is side splittingly funny with the capability to make you belly laugh and uncontrollably cry with laughter one minute, then take your breath away and shed an emotional and genuinely heart felt tear the next.  Dylan will make you feel all the feels, leave you in awe with his comic genius, and blow your mind with his goosebump rendition of the Hamlet soliloquy.  He can talk to you or land a joke without saying a word for his reactions alone are priceless.  Amy Revelle is a force to be reckoned with and presents us with a character who is strong, zany, creatively intelligent and won’t be pushed around.  Her character work is so on pointe that I’m sure she must have been an impersonator in a previous timeline.  She is fast paced, a fabulous singer, and brilliantly bonkers, whilst somehow managing to maintain an element of authority.  In the midst of all this, her talent is such that she still manages to land important messages regarding friendship, loyalty and determination.  And her Cher is more Cher than Cher!!         


Directed by the irrepressible Orla O’Loughlin, this challenging play taken from a serious classic work of fiction and turned into a comedic farce, was never in any danger of ever becoming anything than the delight it is.  She has deliciously soaked up every intricate nuance of the intelligent and witty script by Steven Canny and John Nicholson and presented a giddy, whirlwind of a show without ever being disrespectful to the original source.  The entire creative team of Original Theatre should be applauded for their vision in taking on an existential narrative and paying homage to it whilst simultaneously standing up to gloom, despair and misery with an infectious optimism and fabulous flair.  She has placed such respectful trust in the cast, who pay it forward and put their trust in us as an audience, making the whole show ironically tick along like the perfect clock.  There is a solidarity and reassurance in the unknown and she sets the whole production alight with a fizz of joie de vivre.


I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Steven Canny and John Nicholson have put an Original Theatre Company stamp on yet another classic and created an entirely new hybrid of theatre.  Their ideas truly are original and challenge everyone involved, resulting in the most enjoyable entertainment there is.  This is the kind of show for everyone, that you can watch and enjoy with family, friends, and just have an evening of bonding through laughter.  What a gift.  And yet through the unadulterated humour, they still manage to retain subtle echoes of Wells’ explorations, such as the downsides to pushing the boundaries of technology which is so relevant even today with the debates surrounding AI. 




The Time Machine – A Comedy is a night at the theatre that won’t disappoint.  And if by some remote chance it were to disappoint you, then you’re not the kind of person it is aimed at and probably won’t have read this far anyway, so won’t even be thinking of going along, ergo you couldn’t therefore be disappointed, so we’re all still on the same page anyway.  That logic makes sense to me and fits right into this mad cap world of time travel.  But what is so wonderful about this show is that it understands how to balance the fun with heart, and really packs a punch with its message about friendship, loyalty, and living life to your own truth.  It stares mortality in the face and takes it on with a song, some breadsticks, and a plan of action.  It tells us that we don’t have to give up, we can be presented with the worst of situations and still have a choice in how we face it.  Do we wait for the inevitable, or do we dance?  I choose to dance, so thank you to all at The Time Machine – A Comedy for reminding us that even when life can be a bit pants, there’s always room for laughter.  


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Murder in the Dark

Murder In The Dark - The Lowry, Salford - Tuesday 23rd January 2024

MURDER IN THE DARK IS AN EXCEPTIONAL THEATRICAL EXPERIENCE LEAVING YOU LITTLE TIME TO CATCH YOUR BREATH!

How far are you prepared to push your fear?  Are you willing to go to the edge of your boundaries and look it in the eye?  Murder In The Dark, the latest play by Torben Betts, invites you to come and play hide and seek with your primal instincts, count to ten, and be ready for whatever is lurking in the dark, because they are coming for you, ready or not.  A psychological twist on no ordinary ghost story asks the thrilling question, “what happens when the lights go out?”  I’m really not going to tell you what is lurking in the dark, you’ll have to discover that one for yourself, but it will make you question everything you thought you knew about your own mind.  This exceptional theatrical experience will leave you with so many thoughts and questions, that it really doesn’t leave you at all.  Twists, turns, tensions and terrors creep up on you in the midst of side-splitting humour, drama, and irrepressible characters, dismantling any chance you have of avoiding the unavoidable.  It is brilliant, quick witted, terrifying, and deliciously daring.





A deserted road, a car crash, a desolate country cottage and a famous singer whose personal ghosts haunt him daily are the set up for this highly anticipated production.  You are being lulled into a sense of false security if you think you’ve seen, heard, and read this kind of story before.  In short, you are easy pickings, just as I was.  This eerie cottage unearths inexplicable happenings, as pop star Danny simultaneously reveals his own hidden demons, from addiction to sacrifice, and the resulting overpowering fame.  An estranged brother, a resentful son, an unsuitable girlfriend and an ex wife all close in on him, but he arrogantly sees a glimmer of light when the eccentric farmer Mrs. Bateman offers shelter and safety.  Alarmingly quirky, with a bizarre and wild humour, can we ever really know what her truth is and which bits, if any, we can trust?      

And then the lights go out.





Adrenaline floods the audience, nervous laughter is soon replaced by the fear to breathe or make a sound.  The set teases you.  A television flickers.  A door slams.  Shadows dance around the stage and the set.  This show has its audience in the palm of its chilling hands and it has only just begun.  Max Pappenheim knows how to build tension as the sound designer and composer.  Fractured melodies of jagged violins accumulate to a palpable climax, leading us to something we know we should steer clear of, just like a trail of bread crumbs to a witches house.  An atmospheric orchestra is at play here, using every day sounds to heighten our senses and mess with our mind.  They are used with a playful yet creepy incongruence, so expect the unexpected.  A desolate cabin that has seen better days is the location, and designed by Simon Kenny it becomes a playground for the fear hiding inside you.  Everything is just a little creepy and a little dishevelled, where interior and exterior scenes are revealed with chilling ease.  Lighting by Paul Pyant plays with shadows, light and dark, offering phone lights, candles and electrical glares as its only solace.  





What makes this show stand out from other thrillers is its pandora’s box of surprises.  It refuses to play by the rules and so is above merely trying to scare the bejesus out of you, but offers impeccable humour, poignant songs, relationships, and the heart wrenching search for understanding, acceptance, and inner peace.  It challenges your wits, your thoughts, your observations and makes you question how much we sleepwalk through life and simply do not notice.  It is intelligent, hilarious, petrifying, and thought provoking all wrapped up in one fast paced, have to see it to appreciate it, experience.   The symbolism is fascinatingly subtle yet genius, with uncomfortable yet shamefully truthful parallels being woven throughout.  But to say anymore would be a risk, so as requested, I’m spreading the word, not the spoilers.





Directed by Philip Franks, acting alumni of Original Theatre and horror fan extraordinaire, Murder In The Dark couldn’t have been in safer hands.  He has truly found the nuances and intricacies in this Torben Betts play that make it stand alone from anything else out there.  He has used the strengths of his cast to flip us upside out and inside down before leaving us alone and wondering what on earth just happened. Tom Chambers (Holby, Father Brown, Dial M For Murder) is the agitated and once famous singer Danny.  Perfectly on edge throughout, he plays with pause for humour, tension, and self torture as we witness a brilliant portrayal of someone in turmoil.  He stunningly adjusts Dannys interactions with the various characters according to his relationship with them, and the result is a multi-faceted, fascinatingly flawed character that will knock your socks off.  Susie Blake (Coronation Street, Victoria Wood As Seen On Tv, Not Going Out) is the gift that keeps on giving as Mrs. Bateman.  What a privilege to watch comedic royalty at work.  Her timing is so precise that she can’t put a foot wrong, and the traits she brings to this mind altering character are, quite simply put, genius.  Her one liners are delivered so effortlessly that you are powerless to her charm, and she somehow manages to keep you belly laughing in the middle of a psychological thriller.  What a talent.  Life goal achieved.





Rebecca Charles (The Dresser, Abigails Party, An Ideal Husband) is Rebecca, the ex-wife and beautifully bounces between her confused feelings of love and resentment for Danny.  A bubbling pot of fire ready to explode, you can see her struggle as she tipples between honesty and keeping the peace.  Jonny Green (It’s A Sin, Digging Deep) is powerful as Jake the son.  A moving monologue to his father shows his vulnerability and is an emotional highlight of the evening.  Other moments see him disguising this through toxic and pent up outbursts, showing a great emotive performance.  Owen Oakeshott (Witness For The Prosecution, Outlander) provides us with Will, the estranged and bittersweet brother.  He brings utter belief to this heart torn character, betrayed yet beloved, and so unsure of how to process his feelings.  Again, comedy splinters through his performance to create electrifying moments.  Laura White (The Play That Goes Wrong, Doctors) is Sarah the girlfriend and she performs with hauntingly beautiful movement, creating incredible isolations and broken shapes.  This is juxtaposed against a naturalism in other moments of her performance and therefore she keeps us well and truly on our toes.





Murder In The Dark is a puzzle just waiting to be solved, and even when you think you have cracked it, think again.  The expert writing will tie your mind in knots and leave you with little time to catch your breath before you are torpedoed into the next enigma.  The characters and performances are blindingly brilliant and the whole thing somehow manages to balance humour, drama, tension, and a psychological crack right through your core.  One slight tip in the wrong direction and the whole thing could topple, and with a different cast, this would be a very different play.  The genius of this show is that it lets you think you are winning.  My advice?  Don’t get too comfortable with that thought for you never know what demons are lurking in the dark.  Come out come out where ever you are!



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Calendar Girls the Musical

Calendar Girls The Muslcal - The Lowry, Salford - Tuesday 16th January 2024

CALENDAR GIRLS THE MUSICAL IS A CLASS ACT. IT'S WITTY, TENDER AND BEAUTIFUL.

Sometimes in life, the most humble of people are the ones to make the world unintentionally sit up and take note.  This is exactly what the ladies of the WI did from their village in Yorkshire.  Their idea for the now famous nude calendar was born out of love for a member of their close-knit community, John Baker.  It was only ever intended as a way to make John smile and to raise some funds for the Leukaemia Research Fund along the way.  But love has a power and a momentum all of its own, and little did these ladies know that what had started as a personal venture, would end up supporting families across the globe.  Their story is remarkable, and a simple calendar grew into a global news phenomenon, a blockbusting movie, an awarding winning play and a musical.  This is the story of the best of humanity, and just like the sunflower, how looking towards the light can make you grow and bloom in ways you never imagined.

One by one we see the ladies of the WI enter the stage, set out as a village hall, awaiting its monthly meeting.  There is an immediate warmth and truth to the show, as heartfelt and real characters greet us with the trials and tribulations of their imperfect and messy lives.  A Northern gritty humour is hard wired and rooted in the backbone of these characters, and it is beautifully reflected in the show throughout.  As they each bring their craft activity in and giggle at the various attempts to reflect October through a craft, from Corn Dolly Parton to homemade wine, which they playfully ponder the suitability of in a Methodist Church Hall, we learn that John, a clearly popular and well-loved member of the community, is ill.  But the “Keep Calm And Carry On,” mantra is strong here and any niggling concerns as to just how ill he may be are sprinkled with gallows humour and a rousing attempt to keep spirits high.  As we start to learn a little more about the lives of each of these women through the passing of seasons and the various WI activities, John’s hospital visits become more frequent and his health deteriorates, though his humour does not.  His passing is dealt with in a gentle and respectful way.  It is not glossed over and we are able to feel the pain of losing someone, but it also allows that grief to be shared out through the community, including us as the audience, so that it makes just enough space for the power of friendship, loyalty and courage to shine through.  That is what Calendar Girls The Musical is about, and as the seed of an idea takes place, we are taken on one heck of a story as these inspirational women face their own fears to not only create a calendar, but a legacy that the world will never forget.


Long term friends Gary Barlow and Tim Firth had a long-standing agreement that they would one day write a musical together.  They created a corker that is full of love, life, truth and hope.  It is emotive without being schmaltzy, funny without being disrespectful, and has captured an honesty that is so relatable, you cannot help but recognise and love the wealth of characters in yourself and your own loved ones.  With songs such as Sunflower, Yorkshire, and Kilimanjaro nestled in amongst fantastic one liners and raw messages, the combination is divine and effortlessly flows.  The driving force may come from characters Chris and Annie, but each respective character is given their own platform to shine, their own song, their own life.  It is a true ensemble musical, which beautifully echoes the spirit of this Yorkshire community.  As such, Jonathan O’Boyle has directed the production with a deep understanding and generosity of the idea that it takes a village to raise a child, and never undermines the importance of what each character offers.


To say this cast is a strong unit would be an understatement.  They unify as one yet are equally able to stand alone and hold the spotlight.  A wealth of talent with endless experience between them, they beautifully blend to delight and present a true masterpiece.  Samantha Seager (Only Fools & Horses The Musical, Into The Woods, Coronation Street) alights the stage as Chris.  A fun and feisty driving force, her energy is infectious and her strength of will is tangible.  Her rousing spirit urged the audience on and during her speech to the big wigs at the WI about sticking two fingers up to cancer, it was so on point and moving that the applause from the audience was momentarily halted as we all had to catch our breath.  Chris’ bestie is the lovely Annie, brought to life with remarkable strength and spirit by Laurie Brett (Eastenders, Waterloo Road, Les Mis).  The humanity in Brett’s performance is beyond words.  It is something you feel.  She evokes such truth that she turns sympathy into empathy and produces an unfiltered rawness of life after loss, with both its highs and its lows.  It is incredibly relatable and touched many people in the audience.  Maureen Nolan (The Nolans, Blood Brothers, Footloose) as Ruth superbly shows us how trying to project perfection can leave you with private demons.  She expertly manages to present various layers of her character, to her friends, to herself, and to us as the audience, resulting in a remarkable performance and juxtaposing moments of humour and heartache.  Her solo My Russian Friend And I is not only testament to her acting range, but vocally reminds us why she is a member of one of the biggest selling girl bands of all time.  Honeysuckle Weeks (Foyles War, The Five, The Best Man) plays Cora, a vicars daughter who feels trapped between the expectations this brings, and flying solo as her true self.  She brings a vivacious energy and strength to the stage yet equally allows us to witness her inner doubts and personal struggles.  She allows her character to be very approachable and recognisable, so we actually feel like we might know her.  It is mesmerising watching her.


Lyn Paul (The New Seekers, Blood Brothers, Taboo) is fabulously matriarchal and stern as Jessie, yet we discover that Jessie’s outward appearance is a role she has played in life, and it possibly hides a deliciously wicked interior.  Paul creates a commanding character, without ever being unwelcoming and the respect others have for her is apparent in both performance and reality.  She blows us away with her solo.  It holds a powerful message and is delivered by powerful vocals that give you goosebumps and extracted involuntary “wows” from around the theatre.  Liz Carney (Our Gracie, Blithe Spirit, Mount Pleasant) does such a convincing job as the fussy, rule abiding, perfectionist leader of the WI Marie, that not only will she have you laughing along at her antics, but she will lull you into the weaknesses of prejudging someone.  For when her hurt at being excluded and prejudged spills out, and we see things through her eyes, the guilt you feel is real.  It is an extraordinary scene and utterly compelling.  Helen Pearson (Hollyoaks, Eastenders, Educating Rita) is glorious as Celia.  A woman who is at one with herself, she exudes a comfortable confidence and delivers some important and valuable messages.  She has a lightness about her that is refreshing and engaging.  It is an honest performance of an honest character and I loved her.  Our beloved John is cheekily performed by Colin R Campbell (To Kill A Mockingbird, Twelfth Night, The Diplomat) with a vivacious energy and lust for life.  It is a heck of a part to take on when you think about it, and Campbell stunningly gave us a character who is brave, brimming with love, passionate about his job, his hobby, his wife and his friends.  Andrew Tuton (professional debut) was excellent as Rod, fun, tender, supportive without ever being corny.  He could summarise his feelings with a simple look on his face and it was delightful to watch.  The whole cast were stunning, with a touching honesty woven right into the heart of everything they did.


Designed by Gary McCann and lighting by Nick Richings, this production of Calendar Girls The Musical was subtly clever with an appreciation in its seemingly simple design.  A grand design of the church hall dominated, with a three dimensional feel, with areas that went off to a believable kitchen and the glorious scenery of Yorkshire.  This scenery outside the hall changed with the seasons, as did the lighting, and somehow managed to match the tone of the scene each time.  Scene changes to the hospital were smoothly achieved by the addition of the battered couch in the relatives room and signage being lowered from above, akin to any hospital.  And the calendar scene itself?  Artistic, fun, no fuss, just gorgeous women with gorgeous props doing something gorgeous for their beloved friend.  Each lady received a round of applause after their “picture had been taken.”  The support physically rippled throughout the theatre, so that by the end, when they all came on in full song, laden with vases of luscious sunflowers, I was a wreck.  I was a melting pot of admiration, grief, awe, loss and hope.  Definitely hope.  An emotive, earnest and ebullient show, Calendar Girls The Musical is a class act.  It will reach out and embrace everyone in their own unique way and reassure you that you do not have to face the unimaginable alone.  It is witty, tender and beautiful.  And it all came about because a community wanted to remember one of their own.  So, if you take one thing away from watching Calendar Girls The Musical, let it be the name John Baker.


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The King and I

The King and I - The Lowry, Salford - Tuesday 9th January 2024

THE KING AND I IS PURE GOLDEN MUSICAL THEATRE - MOVING, BREATHTAKING AND MEMORABLE!

The King and I was last in Manchester less than a year ago, but as it makes it return to Salford, I know that it is never too soon to indulge in this Rodgers and Hammerstein classic.  They are musical legends, and the swelling evidence of rich, emotive, layered melodies and lyrics are present in every song they write.  I have found myself whistling a happy tune since New Years Day in anticipation of the greatest musical from the golden age of musicals making its way back to us, and despite my ridiculously high expectations, this production by Tony award winning director Barlett Sher, did not disappoint and delivered everything I wanted and more. 

Featuring one of the finest scores ever written (and with an overture!), their melodies have found a home in many a heart.  The King and I continues to astound audiences with its brilliance, its historically difficult storylines, and its outstanding music.  Slavery, misogyny, polygamy, sexism, racism, human trafficking, and multiple children make this book a constant debate between it being a timeless classic or a dated relic.  This Bartlett Sher production does not try to rewrite history by shying away from these elements but focuses more on accuracy than on a glamourous infused idyllic view of the Far East during this time.  It means sets and costumes are more period appropriate to 1860’s Siam, and simpler rather than portraying a dreamlike Hollywood vision of what Siam may have been like.  It means that whilst Anna clearly has confused feeling for The King, she does not simply “love” him in the smitten romantic way she is accustomed to but is engulfed by a whirlwind of paradoxical emotions that have her admiring and respecting The King whilst simultaneously despising many of his values.  She is intrigued, infuriated and curious.  Anna can see the hope of change in him and admires that he is trying to learn and make changes through the acceptance of another way. 




The King of Siam invites recently widowed British school teacher Anna Leonowens to Siam to educate his children and wives in the ways of the Western World.  With such huge cultural differences and heated opinions, it is apparent it is just as difficult for Anna to agree as for The King to have asked in the first place.  But The King fears for the future of his country and the perception the rest of the world has of him and his Kingdom.  Cultures and beliefs clash between Anna and The King, with both believing themselves to be the ones who are correct and proper.  Anna finds herself in the predicament of opposing The Kings misogynistic and humanistic views, whilst equally being a guest in his country and trying to respect his traditions.  When The King receives a gift in the form of a woman slave named Tuptim and sees nothing wrong with this, Anna can hold her tongue no more.  Nor can she stand by and witness Tuptim’s chance of true love pass by and so endeavours to help her.  The King is furious and as they clash, it is ultimately Tuptim who pays the price.  It raises questions of tradition and honour versus humanity and equity, a very relevant question in today’s world.  The King discovers that Britain have declared him a barbarian due to these traditions, and it is Anna herself who defends him, stating he is trying to marry his traditions with Western beliefs and there is far more going on than what their report sees.  Anna suggests inviting The British to witness for themselves that Siam is a country full of culture, passion, beauty and love.  She of course has to allow The King to believe it is his own idea to host the event, and even though she was employed to educate the children and wives, Anna possibly finds her biggest student in The King himself.  Theirs is a tumultuous relationship for they disagree on almost everything, apart from the desire to serve and protect their people.  They observe and respect this objective in each other, even if they do not understand the opposing deliveries.  After a period of not talking to one another, Anna finally agrees to visit The King one last time, where he offers permission of hope for the future of his beloved country.  Their deeply conflicted, complicated and combusting friendship is felt deeply in these final moments, as a new era is born.




The King & I will evoke iconic moments for anyone who has seen it, and tease newcomers with mind blowing routines and all-encompassing music.  An audience favourite is, and will forever be “Shall We Dance,” and tonight was no exception.  There is a magnetic joy in this centre piece of the show for is offers release, it offers a moment of peace in the tension, and it offers hope.  You see all of this and more not only through the dance itself, but through the performers playing The King and Anna (Darren Lee and Helen George) as they polka around the stage with unabashed delight.  The energy is contagious, and the audience feel their abandonment.  Uncle Toms cabin also steals the show, where choreographer Christopher Gattelli has impeccably captured the embodiment of its intention with East meets West.  A traditional Siamese ballet is at the heart of this piece, and traditions are honoured with respect.  The entire showcase is stunningly beautiful and delicately demonstrates the beauty and talent overlooked by politics.  There is so much to love about this production, whether it be a particular song that holds dear memories, the delightful humour, the important messages, the outstanding performers, the spectacular dancing or the seamless flow the production has, you won’t be disappointed.  Many of tonights audience concurred that even though they had seen the show less than a year ago, its brilliance captivated them afresh.  That is true testament to a royal performance.




A moment that drew me in and held me captive once again was the soliloquy “puzzlement” by The King, performed by the flawlessly outstanding Darren Lee (Chicago, Allegiance, Miss Saigon).  I have previously seen Lee perform as The King and was bowled over by the humanistic edge of vulnerability he brought to the role, making this a very real character, with flaws, with questions, with inner tensions between what tradition dictates and what he feels may be right.  It was outstanding then, and yet tonight, he somehow made his performance even better.  Untouchable.  He is commanding, powerful, intimidating, yet cheeky, charming, and humorous, and it is intoxicating.  We see him instruct the most despicable of acts, cringe as he unflinchingly accepts a human being as a gift, yet we smile as he teases Anna with his rule of always being the highest in the room, and share in his joy as he dances around the palace with a childlike innocence.  It is such a clever performance because his views are unthinkable to many, yet you can’t help but like him, and that is the quandary and dilemma of the entire situation.  The story is always bigger than the surface cover.  A man who is ruled by pride yet knows he has more to learn creates such an interesting dynamic and it is these complexities that Darren Lee brings to the role in a way I have ever seen before.  He is so sure of himself, yet so full of questions at the same time.  This paradox explodes in “Puzzlement,” and shows us a human being struggling with his own mind.  It is outstanding.


Helen George
(Call The Midwife, Nativity Rocks, A Midsummer Night’s Dream) is strong, stunning and formidable as Anna and proves she is a defiant match for The King.  There is a heady mix of a tender loving care coupled with ferocious mamma bear vibes and it is achieved with such ease that George presents Anna as someone who has a genuine desire to bring simplicity to complicated matters.  She loves with all her heart and she brings Anna to life in such a way that you innately trust, respect and warm to her.  It is rare to feel such real trust in a character, but that is the beauty of George’s talent.  That is not to say George plays Anna as someone who is perfect and has nothing to learn herself.  Far from it, and she allows a vulnerable humility to surface, highlighting a lack of understanding of things beyond her own world.  These moments offered by George are of vital importance, as they have the potential to indicate and affect an audience reaction too.  George is not afraid to have Anna put in her place and it allows us to feel the growing discomfort too.  The chemistry, friction and tumbled emotions between George and Lee is palpable and during their moments of peace with each other, they can bring you to tears. 




Much of this cast are the same as the previous performance I saw, and whilst it would be easy to say I reiterate everything I said last time, that is not quite true, for they all seem to be evolving with the show and getting better and better.  Lady Thiang is portrayed by Cezarah Bonner and as before, her rendition of “Something Wonderful” moved me to tears.  The depth of feeling and understanding she brings to this song is mesmerising and beautifully explores the complications of love.  She plays the role with a dignified strength, making both her love and fear of the King present in equal measures.  Bonner exudes a radiance and a power entirely of her own.  Dean John-Wilson and Marienella Phillips continue as the forbidden lovers Lun Tha and Tuptim.  John Wilson’s vocals in “We Kiss In A Shadow” are so tender and delicate that they permeate his love for Tuptim.  The gentleness with which he sings is stunning and harshly contrasts to how The King is with Tuptim.  Phillips vocals soar and leave you with goosebumps.  Her defiance of The King in Uncle Toms Cabin is so striking and believable, you find yourself holding your breath during her performance.  Together they have such a wonderful connection on stage. 


The last time I saw this production I was utterly blown away by the performance of Caleb Lagayan as Prince Chulalongkorn and I confess to immediately flicking through my programme to ascertain if he was in tonights show.  I am thrilled to have witnessed this outstanding actor once again and still believe he has captured this role like no one else.  A spectacular blend of innocence, arrogance, and an internal tension between the new and the old, he layers his character with so many nuances that you feel his confusion, his fear, his desire to be the best he can be.  Lagayan’s powerful reprise of “Puzzlement” is like a work of art as you see every thought, every emotion cross his expressive face.  It would be easy for his character to dominate in this scene, but he beautifully shares the moment with Louis Levy as the strong willed, strong minded son of Anna, Louis.  Their scenes together are full of fierce loyalty to their parents, sprinkled with doubt as their own views surface and they see a different way into the future.




Sam Jenkins – Shaw, Kok-Hwa Lie and Chi Chan complete the main cast as Sir Edward Ramsey, Kralahome, and Phra Alack.  Respectively they bring superbly contrasting qualities of suave sophistication, intimidating strength and power, and humour in the detail.  And no review of The King And I is complete without mentioning the children.  They were flawless, professional mini adults, each with their own character clearly brought to life and didn’t miss a single beat.


Directed by the unquestionable genius of multiple Tony award winner Bartlett Sher, the indulgence of The King and I has been stripped back.  Yes, there is glamour and opulence, but it is simplistic in its approach and streamlined so the desired impact isn’t about the spectacle, but the story itself.  Its stripped back nature compared to previous shows, films and productions, represents a more sparse nature that reflects the truth of the people of Siam, rather than the perception of an exotic enchantment.  Elements of this impressively clever set (Michael Yeargan) are striking in stature, such as the boat or the Buddha, yet their design allows for swift entry and exists.  Scenes are able to change in a heartbeat, from a dockside to a palace, and the visual result is one of colour, simplistic detail, and ambience.  Flowers are lowered in from above to depict the palace gardens, silhouetted homes are raised on legs out of the water, and gilded columns and textured curtains place us right in the heart of the palace itself.  This beautiful approach of simplicity is also seen in the costumes (Catherine Zuber).  Make though mistake though, for creating a simple approach to costumes does not mean they are basic.  Far from it.  They are stunningly beautiful and so intelligent too, representing the contrasting cultures so well that they even allow for a moment of mockery as the Siamese do not understand the British prim and proper attire for ladies.  This scene allows our Western clothes to be worn in any number of ways and highlights that what seems traditionally obvious to us, seems ridiculous to someone else.  Zuber manages to make an important statement of forcing our beliefs on someone because we assume they are correct and obvious to all. 




The King and I is a classic and always raises important debates on cultural appropriation.  It has been given a fresh approach but equally dares to retain the uncomfortable topics at the heart of the story, and does so through the very best musical theatre has to offer.  Bartlett Sher has honed in on the characters development, giving us more understanding of their predicaments, in place of trying to push an agenda of what is wrong and what is right, or more importantly perhaps, who is wrong and who is right.  He has made the most difficult of storylines something to behold, to engage with, and has equally honoured and respected the role of musical theatre and the iconic original score.  The result is moving, breathtaking, staggeringly emotional, and memorable.  The King and I is pure golden musical theatre.


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Lost and Found

Lost and Found - Aviva Studios, Manchester - Thursday 14th December 2023

LOST AND FOUND HAS A MAGICAL AURA, IGNITING THE JOY OF CONNECTION, FRIENDSHIP AND IMAGINATION - A MUST WATCH FOR ALL THE FAMILY!


What a treat to be invited along to the world premiere stage adaptation of Oliver Jeffers’ awarding winning book Lost and Found at the stunning new venue Aviva Studios.  Children fill the venue chattering with excitement, anticipation is in the air, and as you enter the theatre space you are welcomed into a magical new world where large seagull puppets fly around all levels of the venue, teasing unexpected guests.  Everyone is included and everyone is willingly immersed and immediately engaged.  I even had my programme lifted by a seagull!  It made an appearance again later in the play at the lost and found office!  It was safely returned to me of course.  From the impressive set, full of sea faring details of netting, life boys, shells and rubbish washed up in the ocean, to the large projection of the ocean that dominates the back of the stage, all bathed in a calming blue, there is so much to take in.  With this production, the experience begins the second you enter.  It is wonderful.





Lost and Found is adapted and directed for stage by BAFTA award winning director Will Brenton (CBeebies, Coronation Street).  Will has been able to take the important messages of loneliness, friendship, and kindness from this picture book and add a simple yet heart-warming script.  A penguin knocks on a boys door, seemingly lost.  The boy is unsure what you’re supposed to do when a penguin turns up at your door, and so tells it to go away.  The penguin persists though, and the boy takes the bait, trying to find who the penguin belongs to.  He asks everyone he meets if they’ve lost a penguin, but to no prevail, and so he takes it to the lost and found office.  No one there has reported a lost penguin either.  The boy tries to leave the penguin there, waiting for its owner to come and claim it, but instead, ends up sailing a boat to the south pole to take it home.  Parting is harder than it seems though, and we soon discover that the penguin was never lost at all.  It was searching for something, and though the boy didn’t realise it at first, so was he.  They found that something in each other.





The brilliant set design by Jean Chan is echoed in the costumes worn by the cast, who are dressed in varying shades of blue, with wonderful netting draped around their bodies, each again containing different sea related elements.  The impact is inspiring, and perfectly keeps the younger audience in the heart of the story.  But this set is like a huge playground, with hidden doors, secret passage ways and nooks and crannies.  When the first reveal is done via a curtain to present the boys house, this young audience quite literally gasped in awe and wonderment.  The reveals kept coming, with sections of the set opening up entirely to bring out boats, icebergs and a whole variety of exciting possibilities.  A mini ramp and slope up and around the back of the stage allowed for cute chase scenes between the penguin and the boy to the delight of the children, and with a wooden fence at the front of the stage, moveable poles across the stage, and a pandoras box for a set, there were also plenty of options for the seagulls to land and perch after a good flit and fly around.  





Music has been introduced to the production courtesy of Gruff Rhys.  Not only does it have live musicians on stage, with many instruments streamlined into the set itself, but we have songs that know how to engage because all of the children instantly started clapping along and involving themselves in any way they could.  The music (and the sound design by Alexandra Faye Braithwaite) cleverly incorporates sounds inspired by the story, such as boatbuilding.  The rhythms and sounds of sawing, hammering and such like can be detected and again give an overall connection to the location of the story, fully immersing its audience on every level possible.  The final song has hope, heart and sums up the story beautifully.





The puppets are designed by Olly Taylor and vary from the aforementioned seagulls, to mini versions of the penguin and boy, to the penguin costume itself, which is beyond cute!  There are combinations of rod puppets, hand puppets and full costumes so there is always a surprise around every corner.  The puppets of the penguin and boy are used to help show dimensions, highlighting how small they are to be setting off on such a huge adventure, and their journey across the sea during a storm is beautifully done.  The penguin costume is so fluffy and cute, the audience “awed” and fell in love on sight.  Lydia Baksh, who brought the penguin to life, somehow managed to inject personality even though we could see no part of her.  The penguin was adorable, cheeky, funny and brilliantly paced with movements to understand everything it felt.





Richard Hay was the boy and pitched it perfectly.  He managed to engage children and adults alike with his energy, singing, and storytelling.  The rest of the cast played various roles, including the seagulls, the lost and found officer, and members of the public.  Their work as the seagulls was particularly impressive, even creating convincing sounds, and again managing to inject personality and humour into the puppets.  This fantastic cast were Susie Barrett, Gus Barry, Ronan Cullen, Pena Iiyambo, Gemma Khawaja, and Rayo Patel.  They pulled the whole show together and didn’t stop working from beginning to end.






This is a gorgeous family show for children of all ages, with plenty of stand out moments to enjoy.  After the fun interaction with the seagulls at the start, they fly onto the stage, music kicks in, and they all start bopping their heads along in time.  This instantly set the layout out of giggles and fun ahead, and plenty more were to come.  The manager in the lost and found shop was a huge puppet with extendable arms and a brilliant quirky personality.  The way they made the boat move, whilst clear to adults, filled the children with a sense of magic as I heard many of them trying to figure out how it moved with no water.  The building of the boat in the first place invited a tantalizing opportunity for the audience to get involved, and for cast members to run into the audience searching for missing pieces.





Children are invited up onto stage to help build the boat and then to try and move it.  Huge inflatable trees descend from above, mirroring those on the screen behind, and this idea is replicated as the penguin and boy create numerous poses during their song, and they are animated on the screen behind them.  Lost and Found has a magical aura, igniting the joy of connection, friendship and imagination.  It would make a special memory for the whole family, so if you can, go along and watch. 


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Little Women

Little Women - HOME, Manchester - Tuesday 12th December 2023

LITTLE WOMEN FILLS HOME WITH WARMTH WITH STUNNING MOMENTS, MOVING HARMONIES, AND A FRESH EDGE OF HUMOUR!

Little Women has arrived at Home for the festive period, filling lovers of the novel with a warmth and nostalgia as they see one of their all-time favourites brought to life.  Written by Louisa May Alcott and adapted for stage by Anne – Marie Casey, this production captures the unique personalities of each of the four sisters.  Jo, Meg, Beth and Amy are the March sisters and we watch them as they navigate their way through the joys, struggles and pitfalls of being a young woman in New England during the civil war.  It is a coming of age story where each sister has a goal and must learn from trial and error how to achieve it.  Ahead of its time regarding women’s independence, it is a moving and beautiful story that highlights a multitude of desires, barriers, obligations, and truths that women faced, and how these women never gave up hope on finding their own way in the world.



Whether you are a lover of the novel, the film or entirely new to the story, this production of Little Women throws its arms open to welcome you into the fold.  A small cast delivers this cleverly streamlined adaptation, meaning that many of the characters are mentioned in passing but never seen.  This puts the focus wholly back on the women as they dominate the performance.  Rachael McAllister gifts us with the feisty and independent Jo.  She portrays the relationship with Laurie as true friendship, with never a hint of anything more, which is entirely as it should be, and even upon meeting Prof Bhaer, she retains her identity and doesn’t suddenly fawn or become anything other than who she has always been.  She plays the character with an authenticity throughout.




Meg March is performed by Jessica Brydges.  The vanity of Meg has been softened in this version and Brydges has done a wonderful job of keeping the essence of Meg whilst allowing us to see a more dutiful side too.  She gives us an understanding and reason for her vanity and plays it with humour, particularly when trying to tame Jo at the ball with nothing but a raised eyebrow.  Meg Chaplin brings us the quieter and shy Beth, who gives us a stunningly moving and beautiful scene in the tragic end to her story.  We see her transform from someone hiding in the background on the piano, to someone who exudes love, and these moments of acting are so pure that they brought a tear to many an audience member.  The youngest sister Amy March is petulant, spoilt and often immature, trying to will herself older and into the world of her sisters.  These characteristics are fantastically reflected by Julia Brown, from an exploding tantrum to a demure faint at the start of the play.  Brown leaves us in no doubt that, even though Amy has a lot of growing up to do for she may go about things the wrong way, she always knows who she is and that she will get there in the end.



Kacey Ainsworth brings a glorious warmth and safety as Marmee, truly allowing you to believe in her stability and acceptance of all her daughters various traits.  She exudes mamma hen vibes, providing quite the performance because it excels the words she speaks, and becomes about the way she makes you feel simply by being in the presence of Marmee.  Laurie is brought to life by Daniel Francis-Swaby and his relationship with McAllister onstage is punchy, equal, and bursting with life.  He subtly allows us to watch his unrequited love for Jo blossom with delicate nuances to his performance and you feel his pain.  Tom Richardson multi roles as Prof Bhaer and John Brooke, showing us his versatility between these different characters.  As Brooke he shows us someone who is initially quiet and demure yet in control, become someone unstuck by love as he meets Meg and falls instantly in love.  This contrasts to his somewhat harassed and less polished Prof Bhaer who says what is on his mind and is free from societal appearances.  Richardson captures both characters.  Completing the cast is Susan Twist as Aunt March who was just brilliant.  She is entirely believable as the wealthy and opinionated Aunt, delivering her lines with such zest that their cutting nature became humorous, and whilst no one would want to be on the receiving end, from the outside she was fantastic to watch.  A single look could cut through ice, let alone the delivery of her speeches, it was deliciously delightful.      



A multitude of locations are easily managed by easily sectioning your focus to various areas of the stage, and letting your imagination do the rest.  You know they are supposed to be on a huge lake skating because they have told you.  You know they are supposed to be at a train station in New York, or a party in Paris or Rome, because they have told you.  Nothing more is needed.  This is a play about story, content, and the delivery of that.  It doesn’t rely on huge fancy set pieces to do the work for it.  Wooden beams or trunks that represent New England’s nature are the main feature to give us a grounding location of The March’s home.  The full width and depth of the stage is made use of, with tables, a piano, a writing desk and a chaise long carefully scattered around, leaving free central space for the sisters to dance, fight, form friendships, and fall in love.



The second half opens with the addition of stunning bookcases to introduce Jo’s new home where she meets Professor Bhaer, but her family home is still surrounding her on stage, beautifully representing the wrap around love and hub of the March home.  A lavish red velvet curtain is equally used to affect to create the various parties and balls in Europe and of course, the initial ball where Jo and Laurie meet for the first time.  Little Women has so many locations that to put this on stage may seem overwhelming, but I fully applaud the approach taken by set designer Ruari Murchison for it compliments and supports the story rather than trying to spell the story out.  There is a freedom gifted to the actors, with every element of design there to support and be used in various ways.  This is also apparent in the way the stage is used by the performers, directed by Brigid Lamour.  There was a clear understanding from the actors of various areas on the stage and where they represented.  A boarding house in New York was down stage left, whilst various locations across Europe were down stage right.  




Elements of this beloved story have been edited out due to its length and done so cleverly as it didn’t affect the themes, or characters in my opinion.  However, it did still feel like quite a long show, and the pacing seemed to lag at times.  For someone coming to this story with no previous knowledge, the passing of time over the years could have been confusing and could possibly have been made clearer to follow as no overt mention is made of it.  You kind of have to pick up on clues.  With the story being so iconic, maybe it assumes that everyone already knows it.  It is testament to the story that there are so many facets to understand, so if you don’t already know it, then I’d advice a quick synopsis read before attending the show for ease.  However, this production does cut right to the heart of the story – the March sisters.  By editing out so many incidental characters, it beautifully places our Little Women centre stage and allows us to follow their growth, their motivations, and their quirks with an uninterrupted vantage point.  With some stunning moments, moving harmonies as the cast unit to sing Silent Night, and a fresh edge of humour injected into the story, this production of Little Women has stood the test of time and will leave you with plenty to think about, identify with, and continue to love for many years to come.


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All photos are credited to Chris Payne

 

We're Going on a Bear Hunt

We're Going On A Bear Hunt - The Lowry, Salford - Friday 8th December 2023

WE'RE GOING ON A BEAR HUNT RELISHES THE OPPORTUNITY TO ALLOW CHILDREN TO DIVE RIGHT IN AND BE TOTALLY IMMERSED IN THE WONDER OF THEATRE

“What a beautiful day” it became after watching We’re Going On A Bear Hunt in the cosy Quays Theatre at The Lowry.  The theatre was completely alive with the excitement, curiosity, and the wonderment of children, and to be honest, adults alike.  This hard working, fun, and talented cast intrigued everyone from the off by entering from the back of the auditorium on their search for a bear, making everyone swivel round in their seats, and preparing us to always expect the unexpected.  Audience participation, music, and a knowledge of how to engage children are at the heart of this show, meaning it is fast paced, zany, and just a little bit cheeky.  The famous rhyme of We’re Going On A Bear Hunt is turned into a song, which is purposefully simple so that we can all quickly learn it and join in.  The latter part of the rhyme “We can’t go over it.  We can’t go under it.  We’ve got to go…” and the end hangs in the air so that all the audience can shout it out and join in “through it!”  This isn’t a show that expects its young audience to sit quietly in their seats passively watching.  It relishes the opportunity to allow the children to dive right in and be totally immersed in the wonder of theatre.  With this in mind, the show allows for numerous pantomime style approaches, including splitting the audience in half to sing different bits of the song, and the bear tapping someone’s shoulder but moving the other way so when the boy turns round, no one is there, and the children are screaming out “He’s behind you!!” 






Of course, We’re Going On A Bear Hunt is the insanely popular award winning children’s book by Michael Rosen and Helen Oxenbury.  It tells the tale of a family who decide to go on a bear hunt, but they meet obstacles to overcome on route.  They have to find a way to conquer long wavy grass, a deep cold river, thick oozy mud, a big dark forest, and a swirling, whirling snowstorm.  They achieve all of this and finally enter a narrow gloomy cave and come face to face with a bear.  Fear and panic rise, and the family run back through all the obstacles until they are home.  They lock the door, shutting the bear out, and hide under their duvet declaring they are never going on bear hunt again!  The repetitive rhymes, glorious descriptions, and hero’s journey have ensured this book is a staple in any household with children, and this was evident from todays audience.






Each of the obstacles was staged in a creative and engaging way, many of which could be recreated at home to continue the imagination and magical journey.  The long wavy grass were swathes of green material hanging down from sticks of wood that the characters could weave in and out of.  The deep cold river brought about the best kind of giddy hysteria as buckets of water were lined up, and the characters had to walk through them.  But as I’ve said, this show likes to involve its audience, and so it wasn’t long before the water pistols and super soakers were out, with cast members running into the audience to make sure everyone got a piece of the watery action.  Honestly, the laughter and squeals of delight from the children was priceless, and I truly hope the cast realised just how much joy they were bringing.  The thick oozy mud was courtesy of brown paint, where the cast covered their hands and freestyled hand painting on large sheets of paper.  But it wasn’t too long before their cheekiness emerged and they started painting each other, complete with hand prints on the derriere, which of course, the children loved!  It was the best kind of organised chaos and so the children were in their element as it was all just a little bit mischievous.  The big dark forest was easily represented by towers of cardboard boxes that the cast could run through, and then came the swirling whirling snowstorm.  It was just magical.  Lighting created falling snow throughout the entire theatre, the cast came on with white, swirling ribbons, and throwing glitter into the air, a vast white sheet covered the stage, and then……it snowed!  Honestly, if you could bottle the reactions from the children, it would be a bottle of innocent wonderment and glee to open every time you felt a bit rubbish, and it would lift your spirit in a heartbeat.






This cast and creative team are quite simple children whisperers.  They knew how to whisk them up into a frenzy of excitement, but equally, there was a moment when they sung a song “What A Beautiful Day,” and everything became serene, calm, with warm sunshine colours flooding the theatre, and I have never seen anything like it.  The children all became zen!  It was impressive to say the least.  The music throughout was live, and a fabulous mix of instruments being introduced from a guitar to a kazoo to a harmonica. 

 

The adaptation to stage has been directed by Sally Cookson, designed by Katie Sykes, with music composed by Benji Bower.  Together, this creative team clearly understand children.  They have used music to create atmosphere, allowing the children to feel content, scared, excited, and sleepy.  The use of items that they can play with at home, school or nursery, and can indulge imagination is key to this production, and keeps it in the realm of our young audiences experiences, allowing them to accept it without question.  Items such as buckets, towels, boxes, paint, and paper can easily be accessed, and reiterate the idea that children don’t need big fancy expensive items, they already have the biggest gift of all in their unfiltered and uninhibited imaginations. 






Tim Hibberd played the dad and was not only funny in the eyes of the children, but to us grown ups too with his off the cuff and witty ad libs.  His performance felt like a fluffy warm hug, and with an instant likeability he created a safe and stable environment for the children to relax and enjoy the show.  Neha Eapen was the girl and was funny, quirky, and created some brilliant physical movement and shapes that had the children rip roaring with laughter.  Her facial expressions were engaging and told a thousand tales.  Benedict Hastings as the boy brings a cheeky charm, and a little bit of mischief.  He connected instantly with the children’s humour and could reduce them to hilarity with a wiggle of his bootie in an instant.  Benjamin Hills was not only the dog but provided the majority of the music too.  Full of endless energy, he bounded across the stage as the dog much to the delight of the audience, and equally calmed them with the power of music.

 

We’re Going On A Bear Hunt is a show with children as its beating heart.  And I will happily confess that I initially went with my adult mind whirring with all the other things I could be doing in this hour rather than watching a children’s show, BUT I was wrong!  So wrong!  It completely won me over, and so I now say this show is not just for children.  It is for anyone who wants to feel happiness, who wants to remember and reignite their carefree world, and who wants to marvel in the untouched and unspoilt magic of being a child.  It was truly a tonic, and I would go again and invite all the children in my world to join me in a heartbeat.

 


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Jack and the Beanstalk

Jack and the Beanstalk - Opera House, Manchester - Thursday 7th December 2023

MANCHESTER DISHES UP A GIANT PORTION OF PANTO MAGIC WITH JACK AND THE BEANSTALK

‘Tis the season for merriment, family, Christmas traditions, and all that jazz.  The panto at the Manchester Opera House ticks all of these boxes!  You will laugh till you pickle, share a brilliantly bonding time with your family, get all of those Christmassy vibes, and be wowed by the big musical theatre numbers.  A Christmas panto at The Opera House has been a personal tradition for countless years now, and every year I think, “How will they top this next year?”  But every year they do, and Jack And The Beanstalk is no exception.  It opens with a fizz of energy, neon colours flashing everywhere, and a song and dance routine that gave me the Disney feels.  It was magical, and immediately demanded your full attention.  Butterflies fill the stage, and who doesn’t love a butterfly, especially when they sing, dance, and glow like this lot!  Don’t expect to catch your breath though, for you are plunged straight into another number from Jason Manford who is sounding better than ever, and he then dives headfirst into a stand-up routine.  It’s not too long before he is joined on stage by our own panto tradition – Ben Nickless, and the friendship and bromance they formed last year is ignited once again to the delight of the entire audience.  I’m sure there is a script in there somewhere, but these two together are so natural, so authentic, that it feels entirely in the moment, fuelling audience giddiness even further, for you feel you are a part of this special thing.  Sounds cheesy I know, but what can I say, that’s how it was.  They give us all the usual things to shout out when they appear on stage, and after they have self mocked (Jason Manford poking fun that he is playing a boy called Jack in his 40’s, and Ben Nickless laughing that he is the same character as always, just with a different name – Silly Simon this year) they explain the simple plot line, and we’re off.




Myra Dubois enters as the giant's wife Myra Blunderbore and immediately hones in on the audience, taking audience participation in a panto to a whole new level!  This is a panto that cleverly balances the content for adults and children alike.  As it teases and teeters on the edge of the line of adult humour, the children simply delight in the atmosphere and the laughter they are surrounded by and in turn laugh at that!  I remember this feeling as a child myself.  It makes you feel safe and happy and a part of something special.

So, what is the Mancunian panto infused version of this story?  Well, Jack and Simon are brothers and live on a farm.  Jack wants to marry Princess Jill, meanwhile Jill is absorbed in showing the giant they won’t live in fear of him and so decides to put on a Royal Variety performance to bring joy to all.  Jack determines he will perform at the show and woo her that way.  In other news, Myra wants to put a feast on for her giant husband but doesn’t have enough food to satisfy him.  The giant is annoyed with Jill's attempts to live without fear and so captures her. 




Jack makes it his mission to rescue her but has no idea how.  They decide they need a rocket or a flying car or something but have no money.  There is nothing for it but to sell all the animals, who come out and protest with brilliantly topical signs full of puns and comedy.  As Jack takes his cow Pat (take a second with that one) to market to sell, Myra tries to trick him into selling all the animals to her for the feast.  The spirit of the beans appears though and sprinkles the beans with a little magic.  The beanstalk grows, and as Jack and Simon finally arrive in giant land to rescue Jill, they discover that this is 2023 and she doesn’t need a man to rescue her, she can rescue herself!  Everything works out with the happily ever afters and Jack and Jill have their wedding.  I think that’s about right, but with this panto, and the comedy moments and hilarity over taking everything, it may be slightly different on any given night!




Jason Manford was just born to be on stage!  A complete natural, and even when he is interrupted by giggles or heckles, he relishes in this and somehow makes things even better.  Funny, charismatic, natural, and a great rapport with his audience, no matter whether he is telling jokes, acting daft, or belting out some banging tunes, he is captivating, and I really hope this isn’t his last year in panto as it fits him like a glove.  There’s a charm in ‘what you see is what you get’ with his performance, and what you get is bloomin’ brilliant.  And that voice!  It just gets better and better!  Manford shows what a true all-round performer he is, and as one of the hardest working people in showbiz, he thoroughly deserves the love and admiration he received.  His opening stand-up routine had us crying with laughter in complete recognition of his observational humour, reminding everyone of his generation what it was like to be a kid in the summer holidays – “You’re either out, or you’re in!”  He knows how to connect completely with an audience and welcomes you into his world with generosity.    



Ben Nickless is Mr. Manchester Panto!  They should name a dressing room or something after him at the very least!  He is not only insanely talented with his comedy routines, singing, impersonations and natural charm and affability, but you can sense his genuine love for what he does by the bucketful.  His appearance on stage had a little touch of illusion and magic about it, setting the scene for an impressive evening.  His Manchester rap was not only witty and a crowd pleaser, but impressively mastered and delivered without a single beat, borough or breath being skipped.  To go from that, to impersonating Ed Sheeran, to being convincingly battered and bashed about by boxing gloves, baseball bats, and frying pans, then jumping up and engaging with children, singing a song, and goodness knows what else – I mean come on!  Talk about all round entertainer, and all of it with such modesty that makes him even more brilliant.  Long may Manchester’s love affair with Ben Nickless continue.  Our panto truly wouldn’t be the same without him.    




Myra Dubois brings a whole new feisty dynamic to our panto this year and delivers humour in such a dry and on point way, that you will wonder how we managed so long without her.  She has an insatiable ability to throw out quick comebacks and has the most fabulous costumes in the whole show.  An air of defiance sparkles around everything she says and does, and her engagement with the audience is just brilliant.  You have the vibe of never knowing quite what to expect, only that you know it will be fabulous.  She holds the stage as her own time and time again, then perfectly forms first a trio, then a quartet to provide us with some of the most rip roaring moments of the show.  Quick witted, she is able to play around with the script and have fun, engaging not only other cast members, but the audience alike.




West End superstar Emma Williams shines on stage and treats us to that liquid gold voice of hers.  She bounces off the other cast members with joy and really gets stuck into the panto routines, making us belly laugh with her antics, particularly in the “If I were not from the farm” routine.  My only complaint is that she was not in the show enough because she is a true talent.  This is echoed for Samara Casteallo, who we were thrilled to see retuning to our panto once again.  She is so full of energy, joy and sparkle that she genuinely lights up the stage with each appearance.




Jack And The Beanstalk has everything you’d want from a panto, and then some!  Unless you have visited an Opera House panto before, believe me, you have no idea what to expect!  And even if you have, I’ll be honest, you’ll still end up surprised, taken aback, and wowed, because they never fail to impress or amaze with the ingenuity, creativity and boundary pushing elements that make the theatre come alive in such a magical way.  A musical theatre theme from Joseph and his technicoloured doo dah coat runs throughout, with opportunity to join in, and then you are also dazzled with a twist on classics such as “I’ve got rhythm.”




You will be indulged with top notch stand-up comedy routines, wicked impersonations, audience participation, a mesmerising giant, a flying car, cast members dancing through the aisles, talking boobies, traditional panto routines with a twist, children given the opportunity to go on stage – even the big kids, the audience getting a soaking, a rave version of Old McDonald had a farm, glitterball magic, and they even make it snow!  Seriously, what is not to love?  You will smile till your face sticks like that and leave sighing a happy sigh of contentment.  The set is full of sparkle and glitter, from a farm to the giants lair, and the comedy even extends to the scenery, with some cracking named shops.  Keep an eye out for these as they will make you giggle.  A huge bed dominates during one scene, for Jack and Simon’s bedtime, and with this comedy duo, it is gloriously reminiscent of Morecombe and Wise, with gags galore and some oldies but goodies thrown in too.




The build up to the end of act one, as always with our Opera House panto, is something special to behold and no matter what your age, will fill you with a child like wonder and awe that I intend to keep hold of.  It is spectacular, and all the children (and some adults) spent the whole interval trying to figure out how it was done.  There is so much going on that every part of you is fit to burst with excitement at the spectacle on offer.  The second half sees the return of bringing children up onto the stage which always proves to be a beautifully funny moment as kids will be kids and there is no predicting what they will do or say at any given performance.  Both Jason and Ben talk to these young people with such respect, patience, and humour that you can feel the entire audience willing the children on.  Then of course, there is the old panto favourite “If I were not upon a……..”  This year, it is “If I were not from the farm,” and the comedy is brought to us by Manford, Nickless, Dubois and Williams, in an eye watering, side splitting, riotous routine.  The comic timing is spot on, and you can see the cast having as much of a giggle as us – even though I accept they are far more knackered by the end than we are!  It is so daft, so slapstick, so perfect.  And what about the giant?  Impressive!  Wish we could have seen a little more of him it was that spectacular, but always leave us wanting more I guess.      




Basically, if you haven’t already got your tickets – grab them now because Jack And The Beanstalk is one of those rare shows that really is for the whole family.  It ticks just about every box and its selling point is that it never takes itself too seriously.  Its ability to laugh at itself is a huge bonus to the show, allowing you to relax, feel involved, and for it to just be a really fun place of escapism and joy.  It does a superb job of balancing the best of panto with musical theatre, stand-up, and family variety, making it clear why audiences return year after year to the brilliant Crossroads Pantomimes.  And even though there were no acrobats, or circus style acts included this year, it didn’t need it.  Besides, it had dancing poultry!  I mean, seriously, where else can you find that and howl with delight at a giant hen wearing a glittery top hat?!  The glitz, glamour, the juggernaut of jokes, the illuminous ensemble, and the all star main cast, who can all headline their own solo shows, came together to give Manchester a night to remember.  So, whether you’re a French bean, runner bean, has bean or baked bean, just make sure you’ve been (or bean) to Jack And The Beanstalk this Christmas.  Seeing is beanleaving! 
  


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Life of Pi

Life Of Pi - The Lowry, Salford - Wednesday 6th December 2023

LIFE OF PI IS A WORK OF ART, AND GLORIOUS EVIDENCE AS TO WHAT THEATRE AND CREATIVITY CAN ACHIEVE

Life Of Pi is a story that at first glance seems impossible to transfer onto a stage.  It is full of wild animals, half of it is set at sea, it involves a huge cargo ship and a small lifeboat, and the rest of it flits between India, a hospital room and a zoo!  Not only has it successfully transferred onto stage, but it has also come alive in such a stunning and brutal way, it is no wonder it won numerous Olivier and Tony Awards.  This show is so rooted in its desire to present the magic of imagination, spirit and philosophy as equal partners with darkness, loss, loneliness, and struggle, that the audience are able to suspend their disbelief with ease and connect not only with the human characters, but the animals too.




Lolita Chakrabarti has adapted the Yann Martel novel for stage with a transparent honesty of the stark realities of survival, yet it is still peppered with the beauty of the will and strength of the human mind and soul.  This is a story being told back to us by Pi, and the layout of this, going backwards and forwards in time as elements of it are recalled to us, is some of the clearest storytelling I have seen.  There is no uncertainty in what could potentially be a confusing story.  You are clearly guided through each memory, each trial and tribulation, each challenge, and each joy with complete clarity.  This is of course complemented without a shadow of a doubt by a clever and precise set design by Tim Hatley, but it is all guided by such a streamlined adaptation.




For those who don’t know, Life Of Pi tells the story of Pi, a young boy (or girl in tonight’s production) who lives an idyllic life in India with her family, and they reside in a zoo!  Pi and her brother are smart, do well in school, have a good family, and get to look after impressive animals in their spare time.  The issue is with mounting social unrest in India, so when the zoo falls victim to vandalism and threat, with elephants being fed apples containing razor blades, they make the difficult decision to leave their beloved home behind, pack up their entire zoo, and migrate to Canada to start afresh.  But an unexpected storm hits the cargo ship they are travelling on, and Pi finds herself stranded on a lifeboat alone, apart from a hyena, an orangutan, oh yes – and a Bengal tiger named Richard Parker!  She has to face ferocious realities and challenge her own beliefs and morals in order to stay alive and survive.  The real intrigue of the story comes through officials not believing her story of survival when she is eventually found on dry land.  She battles with their beliefs, contests their philosophies as they state they can only believe what they see.  When she presents an alternate version of the story, we are left wondering which one is the truth.  Both are ferocious but one seems tempered by the idea that it is wild animals behaving in such a manner.  To believe that humans could do the same seems too ruthless to digest, and so we are left with a conundrum.  Do we believe the near impossible version to temper our psyche into coping, or do we deal with the unbearable trauma of the human version?  It was the question on everyone’s lips after the show had finished, and one I am still pondering today.  The mind is such a powerful thing.  Did Pi’s mind create the animal version to protect her?  Is it entirely real to her?  Or did it really happen?  Such an interesting concept.  Can impossible journeys really happen?  Every part of me screams YES to that question.  The transfer of Life Of Pi onto the stage must surely have seemed like an impossible journey in itself at the start, but put the best creative minds together, and anything becomes possible. 




The design of this show is encaptivating.  It is so detailed and well thought out that it looks simple.  I know it is not simple in the least, but that is its joy.  It easily takes us from a stark hospital room to the ocean.  First, the plain white wall behind Pi comes alive and starts rippling, echoing the water, as a boat comes on in two pieces from either side of the stage and forms together, using the hospital bed as its elevated feature.  Back to the hospital room before its previously invisible windows open up and trees, birds and nature are welcomed in, and giraffes pop their heads through.  Moving shadows are projected of trees, butterflies and free standing railings with vines are brought on that are playfully moved around to create the various cages for the animals in the zoo.  Then, again from the bland hospital room, the walls open up this time, revealing vibrancy, colours, market stalls and we are transported into the heart of India on market day.  The colour and accessories are then stripped away to reveal stark scaffolding and rigging that form the belly of the cargo ship.  The windows are use as loading bays at the docks, and put all of these scene changes together with atmospheric music and sound (Andrew T. Macay & Carolyn Downing), the subtle yet consuming video design (Andrzej Goulding) and immersive lighting, that even had the whole theatre rippling in waves, and drenched in starlight (Tim Lutkin & Tim Deiling), and you are fully immersed into Pi’s story, from the love to the fear, the joy to the grief, and the impossible choices she has to make in order to survive.




The brilliance of this show is that nothing is hidden.  Everything is there in plain sight, yet your mind still filters it out, a willing participant in the joy of theatre, creativity and make believe.  The raft which Pi makes to initially avoid Richard Parker is a perfect example.  It floats aimlessly across the sea.  We can overtly see this is done via a rope on each end that gently pulls it back and forth, side to side, yet even though your mind acknowledges this, it chooses to ignore it, instead, just seeing a raft on the water, moving in the current.  And this approach is the magic of the show.  It trusts its audience.  It trusts that because we aren’t spending our time looking for the tricks and illusions, we will instead suspend our disbelief and go with the magic of imagination.  And we do.  It trusts that we still have that in us, even as adults, and it is brilliant.   




Then, of course, there are the puppets.  To call them puppets is a risk to understating and underselling what these creations are, because they are beyond the traditional idea of a piece of wood moved by string, or your hand stuck inside a body making it talk.  Life Of Pi puppets, designed by and brought to life by Nick Barnes and Finn Caldwell use the skills of the actors movement, bodies, emotions, and reactions to bring these animals to life in a visual, visceral and powerful way.  Actors voice them, so you hear a Bengal tiger breathing, you hear a zebra in pain, you hear and feel these guttural and animalistic sounds and you believe them.  Actors sit inside the structure of the puppets so they have real movement, but they also work around them on the outside, being its head, or its tail, meaning every part of the animals have an actor who is able to connect and portray meaning through every nuance.  Nothing is by chance.  I have been up close to Richard Parker, and even though I knew it was a puppet and I was aware it was being moved by actors as I could see them, my brain ignored all of that because this Bengal tiger was in front of me, prowling, angry, and very real.  I shrunk away from it, and you saw audience members near the front of the stage having exactly the same reaction.  This is equally a brilliant choice of direction by Max Webster because at no point are these animals made to be cute.  They are beautiful and majestic yes, but cute?  No.  They are powerful, realistic creatures, whose instinct is survival at any cost, and it is a mistake to think that because you once fed them in a zoo, that they won’t lash out when under threat.  The ferociousness of the animal world is not shied away from, and is savage to witness at times, especially when they are slaughtered, killed, and feasted upon, with swatches of red material flooding out of them as blood, guts, and intestines. 




Tanvi Virmani played Pi at tonight's performance and was an exceptional alternate Pi.  Rarely off the stage, she needed to be engaging, believable, and take our hand and lead us into this story with a willingness to believe.  Right from the start, it was never in question as to whether this was possible, because Virmani WAS Pi.  A flawless mix of likeability, physicality, and an endless range of emotions allowed us to see Pi stripped of her idyllic life and tested and tortured beyond any acceptable form of endurance.  She interacted with the puppets so strongly that she left no room for doubt, and her movement and agility was seamless.  Whether she was being lifted in the air and bobbed around on her raft, or diving from the lifeboat with the aid of other actors lifting her into the air, to truly create the arc of a dive, it was phenomenal. Akash Heer, Romina Hytten, and Katie Kennedy-Rose combine talents to bring Richard Parker to life in a stunningly fearsome yet beautiful way.  Every tilt of the head, paw move, swish of the tail is readable.  They have created a dominated life force that will genuinely make you hold you breath and feel authentic fear as Pi has to fight to survive.  This is something you simply have to see to believe, for my words won’t do it justice.  And you won’t believe me until you experience being in the presence of Richard Parker for yourself.  Goldy Notay as Amma, Ralph Birtwell as the father, and Vinesh Veerasami as Rani, complete Pi’s immediate family, and establish a brilliant dynamic of love, security, authority, and complexities that all families behold.

Life Of Pi is a work of art, and glorious evidence as to what theatre and creativity can achieve.  It challenges, yet trusts its audience, and doesn’t attempt to dampen any of the unpleasant moments of life, giving it to us full throttle.  Therefore, it treats us, the audience, as equals and this is a breath of fresh air.  We are presented with a tale of struggle, endurance, and impossible circumstances, yet we are captivated by the resilience, spirit, and endurance that overcomes all of it.  It gives us hope to never give up, never give in, and in a world full of unpredictability, to never say never.


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Edward Scissorhands

Edward Scissorhands - The Lowry, Salford - Wednesday 29th November 2023

EDWARD SCISSORHANDS IS PURE MAGICAL BEAUTY! THE PERFECT PRODUCTION TO SEE THIS TIME OF THE YEAR!


Matthew Bourne
and New Adventures production of Edward Scissorhands may have had its last major revival in 2014, and the Tim Burton film may have been way back in 1990, but this deliciously gothic love story has not aged, shrivelled, or diminished under the duress of time.  If anything, it is more relevant than ever and has returned with an abundance of heart, hope and a headstrong approach of favouring the intricacies of the characters, to plunge us into this fantasy world and question the idea of acceptance where being different is feared.  It hits home in a tragic yet stunning way.  This production even features the compellingly beautiful music of Danny Elfman and Terry Davies.  It is touring right through till June next year, but I have to say that watching it at The Lowry in the run up to Christmas feels like the perfect time to watch this production, with its themes of love, family, acceptance, and the magical spirit of all things connected with snow and ice.



Matthew Bourne’s Edward Scissorhands tells the story of Edward, a humanoid product born out of love by a grieving inventor, desperate to honour his son.  But as the inventor is tormented by local youths, he has a heart attack and passes away before completing Edward, leaving him without hands.  Enter all the scissors and blades.  Edwards need to survive sees him entering the local town searching for food.  Local mum Peg innocently approaches him, and her initial fear is replaced with the necessity to nurture and protect him.  Peg connects with Edwards vulnerable nature, takes him home and introduces him to her family and community.  He is welcomed by all at first, and he impresses by cutting topiaries, grooming dogs, and giving the local women fancy hair styles.  But as Edward falls in love with Peg’s daughter Kim, jealousy sets in from her boyfriend Jim, and Edwards trusting nature is tested in the cruellest of ways.  Unintentional cuts from Edward are repackaged as vicious and purposeful attacks, and as his trusting nature and yearning to fit in is manipulated by Jim, he is set up to take the blame for ruining the Christmas party.  As things spiral further out of control courtesy of Jim's jealousy, Edward finds himself in an impossible position with a disastrous outcome. 



Bourne is a master at storytelling through dance and movement, and with this production of Edward Scissorhands, I have no idea how he has excelled himself, but excelled he has.  This is more than just the retelling of someone else’s story.  It is a production that lives, breathes and feels every moment of each character, wrapping the audience up in a big blanket of emotion and teaching you what empathy really is.  It is incredible and Bourne has been so generous with his interpretation.  I mean, it’s a humanoid with scissors for hands at the end of the day.  We shouldn’t be able to understand what that would feel like.  Yet the arc of this show is so deeply rooted in all those infinite complex human qualities that allow us to feel, connect, emote, trust, love, and fear, that somehow, you do.  You feel Edwards pain, his vulnerability, his confusion, naivety, innocence, whilst hovering above at the same time and seeing how that kind of pure soul can be equally embraced or abused.  And he does so with snippets of different dance styles, or nods to other classics, whilst playing around with the fun idea of an idyllic suburban America amidst the gothic elements that Edwards eccentricity brings.



Lez Brotherston has designed this make-believe world with such loving care, imagination, and magic, that it no longer feels make believe, but a living wonderland right in front of you.  I don’t know about anyone else, but I was dying to jump up and explore.  1950’s suburban America is captured in a light-hearted, fun and picture perfect manner, with rows of matchbox houses, complete with letterbox stands, grey metal bins, and of course, topiaries.   The larger topiaries bring an elevated grandeur to the set, which exquisitely transform from the beauty of Christmas where they are decorated with twinkling fairy lights, to the more sinister cemetery where they are fixed with red, unnerving eyes.  Juxtaposed against this we see the dark and gothic wrought iron cemetery that houses Edwards original home.  Reflected against the fantasy elements such as the ice sculpture or dancing topiary, the contrast is gripping, stunning and jaw dropping. 



Scene changes are so swift, dramatic and all-encompassing that each transformation feels like a magical reveal akin to walking through the wardrobe to Narnia time and time again. The finite detail makes the whole thing a spectacle to behold, right down to the slashed and jagged lines of Edwards costume against the 1950’s themed clothes and Halloween costumes, complete with a giant pumpkin!  Glamour is on offer courtesy of the Christmas party where we see nifty suits, pretty net dresses, and sparkling attire.  And still the costumes changes keep coming, from fun cheerleading outfits, to stiff and serious, right through to bathing costumes for a scene at the local swimming pool.



The combination of lighting (Howard Harrison) and video projections (Duncan McLean) add a spectacular element to the performance.  With projections igniting screens at both the front and the back of the stage, the effect is three dimensional, encompassing the entire stage in a snow fall or a rain pour.  And when the projected falling snow flies around to form words that help tell the story, wow.  It is straight out of a fairy tale and lights up your inner child with a pure form of glee.



Liam Mower is so authentic and incredible as Edward Scissorhands, that with no disrespect meant in any way, he will make you say Johnny who?  His walk, a head tilt, the way he somehow emotes through his scissors, his imitations of other characters, his jerky isolations, his drunken movements, right through to his stunning lyrical solos and partner work, he will entrance you.  He is not only an outrageously talented dancer, but the acting is second to none.  Mower delivers wit and comic timing one moment, has your heart racing with pride the next and surfaces an instinctual need to protect him from the worst of the world.  He is a true character performer and he will steal your heart.  Katrina Lyndon is transformative as Kim.  Starting out as the typical high school girl with the jock boyfriend, we see her mature as she allows herself to understand and accept Edward.  Lyndon takes us on this discovery with an open and honest heart, and a flawless energy.  Kerry Biggin, Dominic North, and Xavier Andriambolanoro Sotiya complete the Boggs family as mum Peg, dad Bill and brother Kevin, with fantastic personality and such connection that you easily believe they are a genuine family.  Each has their moment to shine, as do this entire dance company.  New Adventures rejoice in their ability to bring a story to life and I promise you will find a surprise around every corner with this hard working and joyous team.



There is so much to admire, respect and fall in love with throughout this production.  The array of characters on display is sublime.  There are no throw away characters, with as much thought and detail placed in the smaller or passing roles as the titular one.  The scenes where the town come together are a masterclass in acting, each with their own story to tell that you could watch these scenes numerous times and still find plot twists afresh as each character has their own storyline going on.  We are graced with working dads placing themselves as the head of the household with their fuzzy warmth of self-importance.  Housewives fill their days outwardly glowing, or perhaps trying to entice all the local males into adulterous affairs.  Jocks and cheerleaders rule the teenage cohort with a self imposed popularity.  Devoted church goers spread their word with the utter conviction that actually they are the higher power in this suburb and politicians canvas for votes.



Everyone thinks they are perfect in their own way, and these characters are all brought to life with a gentle humour, wit, and clever movement, such as two dads trying to outdo each other with their exercise warm up routine.  The detail and ownership of each character is truly exquisite, that you are spoilt for choice.  For instance, during the big dance routine at the Christmas party, characters opt in and out at certain times, allowing their individual stories to subtly unfold on the edges of the limelight.  I saw one character give another a kiss on her dark and gothic cheek.  She wiped it off with her hand, looked at him in disgust, then promptly licked the kiss off her hand!  Genius detail!  All the while, a huge dance routine is taking place centre stage.



The partner work between Edward and Kim is inventive, unique and exquisite, particularly as he can’t hold her in the usual dance positions due to all his scissors!  It is a challenge that has been overcome with such triumph that it is only afterwards you kind of think – hang on – how did they manage that?!  And then, amidst all the outstanding talent, creative perfection, and the seamless blending of grace and gothic, you have imagination at its best with a scene that brings the topiaries to life and is mesmerising to say the least.  It is like a fairy tale, a secret garden just for Edward and Kim, with twisting patterns forming a magical maze of mystery for the duo to dance through.



I have friends who, for a long time now, have hailed Matthew Bourne’s Edward Scissorhands as their favourite show and after being lucky enough to see it myself tonight, I can understand why and concur completely.  Pure magical beauty is my overwhelming feeling.  I feel a strange peace, and the ending is something that will catch your emotions unawares and perhaps have you as one of the many audience members wiping away a tear or two.  I may have just fallen a little in love with Edward Scissorhands.  I think you might too. 



WE SCORE EDWARD SCISSORHANDS...






Hamilton - Palace Theatre, Manchester - Tuesday 21st November 2023

HAMILTON IS THE REAL DEAL. BELIEVE THE HYPE AND EXPERIENCE IT FOR YOURSELF!

The Hamilton Hype is here and will have you hooked!  Whatever you’ve heard, whatever you’ve seen of the recording on Disney+, dial up your expectations tenfold and you will still be blown away, mesmerised and in complete awe of this groundbreaking musical.  This is not a show that people went gaga for simply because it dared to rebel and break the mould with hip hop and rap – if that were the case, it would have grown old already.  No, this is a show that intelligently blends the best of a multitude of genres from musical theatre, to R&B, hip hop, rap, jazz funk, and hypnotically uses each and every breath, syllable and nuance to heighten it’s storytelling, pull you in, dangle it’s carrot, and leave you gasping for breath with ecstatic wonderment and overwhelming emotion. Hamilton knows exactly who it is as a show and understands how to wrap you around it’s trigger finger.  So, I’m just going to call it, Lin Manuel Miranda is a living legend and a genius.  He has successfully created a lifelong relationship between the emotive nature of musical theatre and the gripping drama and intensity of hip hop.  Neither genre bows to the other.  Instead, they support, cajole, and intertwine like old friends.




This show already has a huge fan base, and interestingly for many, it is from the music alone as they haven’t been able to make a trip to London to see it.  Therefore, the fact that this UK tour has chosen Manchester as it first British home outside of London is an honour, and had the theatre packed out with VIP’s, celebrities, and fans alike, and when you hear a rumour that Sir Cameron Macintosh himself is in the building, you can only hope and wish it is true and appreciate just what a big deal this is.

Miranda has truly created a masterpiece, with momentum building and pulsating with every adrenaline fuelled beat of your heart.  The best tip I was given before I saw it for the first time was to read up on the story before you watch it, and I am passing it on because it was invaluable advice.  It is not that the story is over complicated, but is kudos to the amount of information packed in due to the immaculate speed of delivery from the hip hop and rap elements.  It is a powerful art form that is utilised to maximum effect, and knowing what is going on beforehand takes the pressure off your brains ability to keep up, allowing you to be in the moment and enjoy.  As the show opens, we are introduced to key historical characters telling us who Hamilton was, and their part in his story.  It is a formidable opening and demands your respect and admiration.  The theatre erupted after just one number and there was a magnitude of electricity in the air.  This was the first of my emotional responses, and believe me, it didn’t end there.




So who was Alexander Hamilton and why was he so intriguing that Miranda decided to write an entire musical about him?  Well, in short, he emigrated to America in 1772 from the Caribbean as an orphaned teenager with nothing to his name but his intelligence, beliefs, and the gift of the gab that made people listen to what he had to say.  He embarked upon a journey that led him to be one of the Founding Fathers of the United States Of America.  It’s the platinum version of a real-life rags to riches story.  Upon arriving in New York, Hamilton meets Aaron Burr, Hercules Mulligan, Marquis de Lafayette and John Laurens.  It isn’t long before Hamilton ignites a jealousy in his comrade Burr, when he is asked to be General George Washington’s secretary – a role that Burr had requested for himself.  Then one night, Hamilton meets the Schuyler sisters.  He has an instant connection with Angelica, but as Eliza confesses her own feelings for Hamilton to her sister, Angelica backs away as best she can, leaving Hamilton free to marry Eliza.  As Eliza falls pregnant, Hamilton finds himself dismissed from Washington’s inner circle due to aiding a duel in his name. 




Hamilton and Burr become Lawyers where Hamilton is prominent in writing some papers to convince people that a new constitution is needed.  Now President, Washington hires him again, this time to be in charge of the Governments money but Jefferson questions Hamilton, accusing him of spending too much.  As deals are done, decisions about the country’s new capital are made, and new banks are agreed upon, Burr rages with jealousy as Hamilton is yet again given privileges he isn’t.  Burr will go to any lengths to get “in the room where it happens,” and so joins the emerging Democratic-Republican group.  Washington is famously the only US President not to belong to a political group and it was around this time that divisions started to creep in.  With family tragedy’s awaiting him, and accusations blinding him from every angle, Hamilton is left desolate and bereft.    


In a twist of fate, Burr and Jefferson campaign against each other to be president and ask Hamilton who he pledges his allegiance with.  He states neither are worthy but that even though he doesn’t agree with Jefferson’s beliefs, at least he HAS beliefs.  Jefferson is made President and whilst he is supposed to have the runner up, Burr, as his Vice President, he doesn’t want him and so asks Hamilton.  Yet again, Burr is made to feel second best to Hamilton and so challenges him to a duel.  And that is where I end the story.  I’ll let you discover the rest for yourself.




The costumes and staging of Hamilton are amongst the many things that give this show its own style and character.  Minimalistic, with stylised movement where a bullet is depicted by a performer creating its path visually out of thin air, and chairs, tables and barrels are an integral part of the choreography.  It is purposeful and creates something iconically modern out of history.  Costumes are period based, but again, often with a modern twist, allowing undergarments such as breeches, waistcoats, and corsets to create iconic looks.  These choices make this entangling, historical story accessible.  We listen to what we see, allowing us to understand, immediately taking this show out of the classroom and into our hearts.  Lighting resonates with the beats of the music and the detail of the story, drenching the stage red in the blood of the fallen one minute, then playfully joking and turning it blue to match lyrics the next.  The set is carved out of wood, with a balcony etching its way along the back and around the side of the stage, opening up into pathways where actors come to listen, join in, and utilise every curve available to them.  This additional level is utilised throughout and integrated into choreography, so for instance the delivery of a letter can be swung up, passed across via a dancer poised in mid-air courtesy of a suspended lift, and styled across its winding pathways in a variety of methods.  Speaking of the choreography, it is charged, kinetic, and so extra that I am struggling to do it justice.  The dancers speak through dance, they breathe through each movement and they are the bridge we need.  This is some of the best choreo I have ever seen, that can start with solo zapping isolations and end with an entire cast belting out the tightest synchronised beats, flips, jumps, and the most balletic form of hip hop I have ever seen.  Everything compliments everything else, with the music building to dizzying crescendos as the lights zap your mind.  The dance achieves the impossible and the words from the actors just keep tumbling out without ever dropping a single sound.  It is like nothing else out there.  It really does stand alone and the authentic and palpable reactions from the audience after each outstanding number is testament to what I am trying to express.  Sometimes, you just have to experience it because it has an indescribable life force of its own.     




How to even start talking about this unstoppable cast and creative team?  It is other worldly in its achievements.  They are just so damn sleek and cool that you kind of get a little taste of Burrs jealousy when he says he wants to be in the room where it happens, because you want to be a part of their vibe.  Shaq Taylor (Beauty & The Beast, Hex, JCS) as Hamilton has the crisp clean clarity and articulation to fire the rapid, rhymical beats off of his tongue with enviable ease.  It is hypnotic and utterly spellbinding.  He shows us exactly who Hamilton is, flaws and all, with his portrayal of a gritty determination served with a side of intellectual arrogance, and enough charm to win over any doubters.  He is jaw droppingly sensational, and is evenly matched by Sam Oladeinde (Assassins, Come From Away, The Prince Of Egypt) as Aaron Burr.  What is even more incredible is that Oladeinde is a Bonafede qualified solicitor in real life too!  Some people are just too talented.  He rips the stage to pieces as Burr, leaving no beat unturned, no emotion untapped, and we see his dismay and envy of Hamilton increase to a tumultuous conclusion.  Both scatter a multitude of emotions across the stage like confetti, from a testosterone fuelled debate, to vulnerability.




Charles Simmons as George Washington exudes power from the moment he steps onto the stage and you know this is a President in the making.  He is commanding, collected and has a beautiful voice to ensure his messages are heard and understood.  Billy Nevers as Lafayette and Jefferson sets the stage alight with his personality, energy and swagger.  He is an explosion of energy and his vocal battles with Hamilton as Jefferson are something to behold.  KM Drew Boateng as Mulligan and Madison is equally solid in both roles and delivers everything from humour to honour with a performance chiselled to perfection. Daniel Boys as King George gets an eruption of anticipation from the audience simply by stepping onto the stage, and he does not disappoint.  Spoilt, petulant, tyrannical, his big musical theatre belter is deliciously kept on his own tight reign of restraint, just long enough to keep the audience almost begging for those “dah da dah da diyyyyyyy’s” and lapping up every ounce of his superb comic timing.  The delivery was devilishly perfect. DeAngelo Jones as John Laurens and Philip Hamilton is vivacious and vibrant, particularly as Philip, where moments later, he is able to reduce you to tears.

Maya Britto flies as Eliza, taking her from a young and naive rich girl to a broken woman who suffers more heartache than one should ever endure.  Britto pushes further still to wholly impact us with a maturity and strength that she brings to Eliza at the end of the show, guiding us through her story with clarity and skilled acting every step of the way.  Aisha Jawando as Angelica is feisty, fierce and wow she has a set of pipes, then completely flips style and does some immense rap at breakneck speed.  She quite simply takes your breath away.  Gabriela Benedetti as Peggy Schuyler has some cracking facial expressions and deadpan deliveries to carve out her own unique and illuminating Schuyler sister.  Her vocals are really stunning when she reappears as Maria Reynolds.



Hamilton is not only informative, smart, and sassy, it is funny too.  Lin Manuel Miranda has ticked every box, so whether you like to laugh, cry, be intellectual stimulated, educated, or just be entertained, Hamilton will do all the above and then some.  Gut wrenching ballads, such as ‘It’s Quiet Uptown,’ nestle against the funk jazz sounds of ‘The Room Where It Happened.’  The adrenaline fuelled ‘My Shot’ couldn’t be further away in style from the brilliantly over the top ‘You’ll Be Back,’ and songs such as ‘Alexander Hamilton’ educate whilst ‘Helpless’ emotes.  It is fascinating to behold and keeps you entirely besotted.  The show finishes with a bittersweet poignancy, asking how will we be remembered when we are gone, that’s if we are remembered at all.  Who will tell our story and will they do it justice?  We see how grief and death enabled Eliza to emerge from the shadow of her unstoppable husband and be unstoppable herself, but did anyone ever get taught her story in their history lessons?  And our parting shot from Mr. Aaron Burr is that the world was actually wide enough for both for them.  It needn’t have ended this way.  This message needs to be heard.  The world is big enough for both sides of the story, of every story.  With a show that holds immigrants place, worth, and culture at its heart, it felt more powerful than ever tonight, with a huge explosion of support for the dynamic line “Immigrants – we get the job done.”  The amount of detail and genius in this show can be revisited time and time again for there is so much to sink your teeth into, it really is the gift that keeps on giving.  There is no doubt about why Hamilton is such a hit, and it isn’t one of those things that people say just because it's the latest fashion.  Hamilton is the real deal, so believe me when I say, you’ve gotta be in the room where it happens.  Click boom!

WE SCORE HAMILTON...






I Should Be So Lucky

I Should Be So Lucky - Opera House, Manchester - Tuesday 14th November 2023

I SHOULD BE SO LUCKY IS A CELEBRATION AND SWEETEST OF SENSATIONS THAT MUSICAL THEATRE HAS TO OFFER!

Thank you!  There is no other way to start this review than by saying thank you.  Thank you to Debbie Isitt for writing a show full of hilarity, hope and heart, and thank you to Stock Aitkin and Waterman for not only writing these timeless songs in the first place, but for allowing them to enter the world of musical theatre.  They will be forever cherished by a whole new genre of audience and by generations to come, appreciating the undeniable storytelling that these songs have always had and forming the soundtrack to many more lives.  I Should Be So Lucky The Musical will burst through the exterior of just about anyone who wants to feel joy, and will fill you with all the feels, sparkle and sunshine.  I already want to come and see it again, and I want to tell anyone who loves happiness, banging tunes, laughing till you cry, then ugly laughing because you just can’t stop, getting your groove on, recognising yourself and your own family and friends in the array of exceptional characters, observational humour, holiday vibes, and just a little bit of the good cheese – then I want to tell you to BOOK YOUR TICKETS NOW!!  I think it’s safe to say that I found my spiritual home with this show and am so proud that it chose Manchester to make its world premiere!





So, what’s it all about?  What has got me so animated?  Other than it being such a breath of fresh air amidst all the doom and gloom of the world, and oh yes, the small fact that Kylie (yes!  I did say Kylie) is in the show as a digital character throughout, it is also clever, fast paced, engaging, and modern.  “The wedding is off but the honeymoon is on,” is the tagline for this show, and it is perfect.  Ella and Nathan are supposed to be getting married, but they both have last minute wobbles.  Ella deals with hers by talking to a manifestation of her idol Kylie (yes many of us have also been here) whilst Nathan talks to his dear Grandad.  Kylie calms Ellas jitters, but Nathans Grandad upgrades Nathans wobbles to earthquake status, resulting in a jilted bride, her furious family and friends, and a bemused but bonkers best man.  Team Bride decide that there is only one thing for it – to go on the honeymoon anyway!  They intend to help Ella heal through some tried and tested, sun, sea, sand, sangrias and sparkling songs!  What they didn’t anticipate was a tall, dark stranger named Nadeem or the arrival of Nathan and best friend Ash incognito, after Nathan realises his mistake and wants to win Ella back.  As the pursuit for true love or simply getting your leg over continues, deeper truths are revealed about this zany cast of characters, making every moment of this effervescent musical count.  It loudly and proudly shows that love is love, subtly deals with the hidden anguishes and demons we may all face, whilst keeping the spirit of the show fresh and alive without minimising the fragility of real human troubles.  The chase is on to win back the bride, so will the wedding ever be on again?  And if so – with Turkey bewitching all at the resort with its Eastern Turkish delight – whose wedding will it be?  How many of the characters will have their I Should Be So Lucky happy ending?  You’ll have to BOOK TICKETS to find out!





Lucy – Mae Sumner (Titanic, Mary Poppins, Barnum) delights in the role of Ella.  Ella takes us on a journey of self-discovery beautifully, warmly welcoming us in and showing us all how to channel our inner diva.  She is powerful, yet vulnerable at the same time and it is a delicious mix that ensures we are team bride from the off.  Billy Roberts (Titanic, Nativity The Musical, Rock Of Ages) partners Lucy-Mae Sumner to perfection as Nathan.  He too shows a gorgeous sense of vulnerability, allowing us to not only like the man who jilted someone at the alter but even root for him to win her back!  Roberts has a breath-taking moment involving a hot air balloon that I won’t ruin here for you, but it is impressive to say the least.  Together they treat us to some of our all time favourite Stock Aitkin & Waterman songs, and when they join forces to sing Especially For You, a heartfelt wave of nostalgia floods the theatre, leaving an audible sigh of contentment from us all, encouraging our goosebumps to happily sway along in time to the music with us.  It is just stunning.




Giovanni Spanò (The Wizard Of Oz, Cinderella, Bat Out Of Hell) is cheeky, charming, and cheerful as Nathans best friend Ash.   Spanò is a force of nature to be reckoned with and not only does he pack an almighty punch vocally, he too can pull it back to show us a more tender side, and a friend who would go to the ends of the earth for you.  We all need an Ash in our lives that much is for sure!  He brings the fierce, fun, friendship factor and absolutely smashes it.  Kayla Carter (The Color Purple, Bedknobs & Broomsticks, Rent) and Scott Paige (The Great British Bake Off The Musical, The Addams Family, Nativity! The Musical) play Ellas best friends Bonnie and Michael.  Deadpan humour is delivered to perfection with these two and the banter-esque vibe they create is palpable, making you feel like you are part of their gang.  And their vocal pipes! Woah!  God, I just love this show.  Jamie Chapman (Nativity! The Musical, The Mousetrap, Nativity Rocks!) is the absolutely adorable Spencer, owner of the Turkish Paradise Resort, and I promise you will fall in love with him.  He plays Spencer with whispers of the delectable Larry Grayson, mixed in with his own undeniable charm and you cannot help but smile with genuine warmth every time he is on stage.  Jemma Churchill (Nativity! The Musical, Nativity Rocks!, Guya & Dolls) as Nana Ivy is brilliantly risqué, pushing typical nana boundaries with her party vibe, dancing shoes and her vajazzle!  Then we see her tip everything we thought we knew about her entirely on its head towards the end of the show and presents us with a touching openness that you never saw coming.  The acting is exceptional and everyone will leave wanting a nana Ivy.  Melissa Jaques (Everybody’s Talking About Jamie, Kinky Boots, Mamma Mia) as Ella’s mum Shelley is dynamic, strong and a great tribute to mums everywhere.  And when she sings Telltale signs – oh my goodness.  Just when you thought you were all out of shivers of delight, you get more!  It’s breath taking.  Matthew Croke (Aladdin, Hair, Singin’ In The Rain) as Nadeem provides a brilliant performance that offers up some interesting discussions as to his intentions.  Is he genuine and falls in love easily, or is he a smooth talker who promises the earth?  I love the robust and invested discussions he evoked, showing a realness to his character as the discussions were so passionate they clearly came from real life experience.  Everyone has met a Nadeem on holiday after all.




Jessica Daley (The Wizard Of Oz, White Christmas, Billy Elliot) as Britney is fierce, feisty and fun, belting out some outstanding renditions and again surprising us with a hidden story that allows her to display an epic range of emotions and traits.  Her scene in the casino, dancing across tables is exhilarating and a beautiful confidence shines through.  Dominic Andersen, Anna Unwin, Ralph Bogard, Gary Davis, and Sydney Isitt-Ager complete this exemplary main cast with ease.  From Andersen’s suave cad about town, to Unwin’s flamboyance, Bogard’s neck cracking performance, Davis’ protective bruteness and desire to get it right, to Isitt-Ager’s quirkiness and individuality.  Each character is so full of possibility, each with their own story to tell, that this essence could easily provide ample opportunity for spin off musicals that cater to the whole heap of Stock Aitkin & Waterman hits that couldn’t fit into this particular show.  Just saying!!!    

And then there’s Kylie!  When it was first announced that she would be making an appearance in the show in a digital form, I assumed it would be a brilliant but short cameo.  Nope!  I am thrilled to say that digital Kylie is in the show as her own character and so makes several appearances throughout.  She looks utterly fabulous and gifts us with many words of wisdom, including a mantra that personifies herself to perfection.  Strong, Beautiful, Fabulous.  Yes you are Miss Minogue.  Yes you are!




What is so extraordinarily impressive with this cast is that every single one of them has the magnetism to hold the entire show and the audience in the palm of their hands independently, and manoeuvre us from one emotion to the next, yet collectively, they hold the upmost respect for each other, so when they are together, they do not try to outshine each other, but actively do all they can to promote each other.  A sense of love and loyalty to each other shines through and so consequently, it heightens our enjoyment of the whole show.

This harmony comes from the leadership of the creative team.  Debbie Isitt not only wrote this corker of a show, but directed it too, and her passion, warmth and sense of fun are emulated on stage.  The humour is so current, routed in realness, observational, quick, and so close to the bone that when you’re not grinning like an idiot at the songs, you are quite literally belly laughing at the script.  The jokes are thick and fast, with lines that are so Northern in their essence at times, it really could have been taken from any of our homes.  Cliched lines are given a cheeky twist, such as “When Life gives you lemons, make nanna’s lemon drizzle cake.”  The script is full of fierce come backs, real people having real chats, and it has been directed as such, so much so that you honestly want to jump up on stage and join in.  These characters are identifiable and that’s what is so clever.  You laugh because you know these people.  You ARE these people, and the language is so real and natural that it hits the spot.




Then we get to the music of Stock Aitkin & Waterman.  I mean how do you even start to review such iconic tunes?  Well, you kind of don’t.  You just sit back and let the music do the talking because they are legendary.  I mean this is the music that defined an entire generation, and you only have to look at music festivals today to see the likes of Rick Astley stealing the show to understand its reach.  The score includes over 30 songs from the Hit Factory, with no less than 10 number 1s!  They produced music like no one else and created a phenomenon, and it is justly hero worshipped in I Should Be So Lucky The Musical.  The songs are name drop after name drop, from the likes of Kylie Minogue, Rick Astley, Bananarama, Mel & Kim, Jason Donovan, Sonia and Dead or Alive.  It is a celebration and salute of the highest order to our puppeteers of happiness.


Our Musical Director and orchestrator is the irrepressible George Dyer.  Wow!  This is not a jukebox musical where pre-existing songs are shoehorned into a story.  These songs ARE the story and they tell it beautifully.  The musical theatre make over these songs have been given is so respectful to the originals, yet equally allow themselves to stand alone in this emotive genre.  It is glorious to hear pop songs brought to life with such meaning and evoke such authenticity in their response.  Having a rocking band sets them alight and alive in a brilliant way that, had you never heard a Stock Aitkin and Waterman song before in your life, you would easily believe they had been written anew specifically for this musical.  An incredible example of this is You Spin Me Round (Like A Record) that is reimagined with a Greek  / Turkish flavour and it is phenomenal.  It is one of the showstopping pieces where everything comes together just so.  And the contextualisation of songs is impressive to say the least.  Each character is gifted their moment to shine through a solo or duet, and each has their own song that teases you with motifs throughout.




The stage is blazing with a pulsing passion, magnetic energy, and contagious choreography thanks to Jason Gilkison’s uniquely outstanding work.  He has created a party atmosphere so tantalising that you feel the rhythms throughout your entire body and unwittingly find various parts of your anatomy jigging along in response.  It would be easy to say that it is everything we would expect from a Jason Gilkison choreographed show, but it isn’t – it’s more, so much more, and the sheer joy it brings is dynamic.  There is a jaw dropping disco scene at the end of act one that will leave you unable to speak for a good few minutes, and the end of the show is where you can finally let it all out, jump up, join in and set your inner dancer free.


Set and costume design are by the impressive Tom Rogers.  Never have I seen such a motif themed set and costume design pulled together so beautifully.  Everything is aligned to the theme of a heart, whether it be the arching scenery, the shape of a house, chairs, a boat, the lights, or any of the gloriously detailed elements in the holiday resort.  It becomes a genuinely fun element of the show, looking out for all the different heart themes, and the costume pallet is of course equally themed with an overwhelming amount of pink and red.  It keeps everything feeling summery, fresh and fantastic.  The set itself is so slick that it makes it possible to go from a wedding, to the airport, a resort in Turkey, to the beach, in a hot air balloon, to a casino, a care home, and Ellas parents house.  With a backdrop of digital scenery also on offer (Andrzej Goulding) that transports us from beach to up in the air with delectable ease, the entire design will whisk you away to a warmer climate.      


If you want to laugh, to feel empowered, and to smile until your jaw aches then you simply must BOOK TICKETS to watch I Should Be So Lucky The Musical.  It’s everything I never knew I needed and now can’t live without!  So, I will end as I started and say thank you.  Christmas has definitely come early and Santa brought me everything I needed wrapped up to perfection in I Should Be So Lucky The Musical.    



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2:22 A Ghost Story

2:22 A Ghost Story - The Lowry, Salford - Tuesday 31st October 2023

WHETHER YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS OR NOT, 2:22 A GHOST STORY HAS GOT YOU COVERED!

I must be completely out of my mind!  I am a total wuss when it comes to the frights, and yet I’m at 2:22 A Ghost Story on Halloween?!  But this irrational game that we all tend to play with our own fear is exactly what has drawn me in, and bang on cue I jumped out of my seat within the first five minutes of the show starting.  Thankfully, I wasn’t on my own.



It has to be said that the psychology around a show like this is remarkable.  Everyone is on edge and primed to be scared before anything has even happened.  Heck – I’ve been freaked out all day!  Firstly, it has the whole “Ssshhhh!  Keep it a secret” thing going on, adding an air of mystery and trepidation as to what will forsake us, but also, quite simply, it has the word “ghost” in the title – a divisive and heated topic to say the least.  Everyone has an opinion on ghosts.  Everyone is full of conviction that their opinion is the correct one.  But we can’t all be right, can we?  2:22 A Ghost Story delves into these powerful beliefs from every angle.  Jenny (played by Louisa Lytton) is a new mum, exhausted and overwhelmed by the enormity of her new life and her new house.  After a few nights alone with husband Sam (played by Nathaniel Curtis) away for work, she starts to hear things, things that simply can’t be.  At 2:22am precisely, it starts.  Is it the ghost of the previous owner, someone trying to reach out, or simply the local foxes who like to screech and scare the bejesus out of you at any given moment.



Jenny has spent the last few nights terrified enough to believe that a spirit is trapped in the house, so when Sam returns home and his old university friend Lauren (played by Charlene Boyd), and her new boyfriend Ben (played by Joe Absolom) come over for dinner, her fear has escalated enough to make her share her theory, even though she knows Sam will mock her.  Sam believes in science, not spirits, and his pretentious, know all attitude offers up no support to his terrified wife, instead supplying her with endless explanations and probabilities.  He is not only a sceptic but a cynical one at that and belittles anyone who doesn’t agree with his logic.  As things start to happen around them, Jenny invites everyone to stay with her until 2:22am to see for themselves exactly what she is talking about.  Sam thinks it’s a terrible idea and just wants to get some sleep, reluctant to indulge Jenny’s stories any longer, but Ben, a believer with his own tales to tell and the self-declaration of being a little bit psychic, is fully on board, leaving Lauren to sit on the fence and instead live in a little bit of denial, hiding what she thinks she believes for fear of being laughed at.  As the clock ticks on, lights flicker, black outs plunge, sounds intensify, and tensions rise to the point of no return – 2:22am. 



My preconceptions of 2:22 A Ghost Story envisaged me attending a play where my friend went home with nail marks in her arm from me gripping her in the terrifying moments.  Well, yes  - that happened, but what I hadn’t envisaged or been aware of was just how funny this play is.  I mean, really funny.  It has some of the best one liners I have heard.  Maybe it just matched my own sense of sardonic humour but I was genuinely belly laughing and not only was this a pleasant surprise, but a clever trick too because the laughter made you relax, then……..boo!!  I also found myself gasping open mouthed at the ”sshhh” bit that we aren’t allowed to talk about!  It’s brilliant!  And even as I am writing, bits keep coming back to mind, making me realise the complex layers and lengths this show has gone to in a way that will make you want to see it again through a different lens.  That’s all I’m saying.  My lips are……..zipped.   



The story takes place all in one location, Sam and Jennys fixer-upper house (set design - Anna Fleischle).  It is detailed to say the least, right down to the peeling wallpaper and working dishwasher!  Plenty of warnings are given prior to the show regarding the effects used in the performance, but many of the frights are provided by your own psychological responses.  As well as gaining a better understanding of your own fear factor levels, you’ll also learn about the lives of foxes, why asparagus makes your wee smell weird, and learn a new drinking game.  You’ll hear various ghost stories, see impressive special effects and lighting, and feel a palpable tension in the audience throughout.  I have to say, one of my favourite things was the feeling of “we’re all in this together” and that was felt every time we all screamed, then laughed that hesitant follow up laugh that mixes embarrassment with relief. 



Louisa Lytton, Nathaniel Curtis, Joe Absolom and Charlene Boyd truly are a wonderful quartet.  They bounce off of each other beautifully and continually layer their characters throughout the entire story.  This enables them to create multiple dynamics between each possible pairing, from Jenny and Sam, to Lauren and Ben, Ben and Sam, Lauren and Sam, Jenny and Ben, Lauren and Jenny – you get the picture.  The quick fire banter when the four of them are together is a delight to watch and underpins the inward verses outward relationships they are wrapped up in.  But it is when we get to see snippets of the multiple pairings that we really start to learn the truth of who these characters are and it is people watching at its best.  Lytton allows Jenny to grow in strength and in conviction of her own mind.  It is done so naturally and wonderfully that we perhaps find ourselves placed in Jennys shoes, with a shock realisation that this change needed to happen.  Curtis is brilliantly funny and has excellent delivery of his wise cracking, “I think you’ll find” smugness over everyone else in the room.  He plays the character with affection so we actually like Sam despite his pretentious, look down his nose at others nature.



Absolom is also fantastically funny and the pair bounce off each other with a natural, believable ease.  He has moments where you see Ben trying to control his inward feelings, towards Sam and equally Lauren, and he does so without words needing to be spoken, yet you can see his tension.  Boyd goes on quite the journey with Lauren, seemingly the most together of them all outwardly, yet perhaps the one who is struggling with inner feelings the most.  Through a combination of alcohol, fear and frustration, we see these erupt in unexpected ways, suggesting a volatile and unpredictable nature.  I love that each character has so many nuances hinted at, that leave you asking questions and wanting to explore them further.  It is clear to see why this play by Danny Robins has earned such critical acclaim and won awards for it is far more than a quick fright night.  It is a dynamic and textured character driven play that delves into our primal fears and instincts.  It illuminates a topic that can shut down a room or the closest friendships within minutes, for how do you recover from not being believed if you have seen a ghost or from feeling lied to if you don’t believe, from those we are supposed to trust the most?  This cast, under the direction of our own local legend Matthew Dunster and from Isabel Marr, will pose these intriguing questions to you through an evening of psychological, supernatural and striking screams, sarcasm and savvy know how.   
     



So, whether you believe in ghosts or not, 2:22 A Ghost Story has got you covered.  It manages to unify opposing views through that one word – ghost – because no matter whether you are team Jenny, Sam, Lauren or Ben, one thing is for certain – your response will be a strong and unwavering one.  And that right there is what makes this play so interesting.  It delves into our responses as much as our opinions.  It investigates how the different parts of our brain process things that go bump in the night, and that it is our physical and mental response to this process that is really the key to our determined beliefs.  They say that ghosts fill the gaps in our world, whether we believe this is in a spiritual, physical form or simply in our memories of loved ones, ghosts are never too far away.  Some find this comforting whilst others find it disturbing or creepy.  But regardless of how everyone in tonight's audience individually interpret and view ghosts, one thing is for sure – no one wants to be woken at 2:22am!    


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Quiz

Quiz - The Lowry, Salford - Tuesday 24th October 2023

QUIZ IS A CLEVER AND FUNNY PLAY, LEAVING YOU PONDERING WHAT REALLY HAPPENED


Everybody loves a good conspiracy theory, and when there are multiple choice theories on offer about a quiz show that serves up multiple choice answers, then the irony is just too delicious to ignore.  So, when a British Army Major is accused of cheating on one of the biggest quiz shows on the planet via a code of coughing, a play, a book and a TV drama seemed inevitable.  This story really grasped an entire nation and it seems we still haven’t grown weary of its intrigue, drama, and mystery, as the adrenaline fuelled audience for tonights performance were happy to chat with complete strangers in order to share their own ideas and theories.


The infamous circular lights that loom over the contestants heads on the TV show ‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire’ dominate the stage when you walk into the auditorium, providing a sense of excitable familiarity and setting the scene.  Rory Bremner makes his way onto stage as Chris Tarrant, and there is an audible gasp at the uncanny resemblance, followed by laughter of joy and sheer disbelief as he smiles, utters a few words and makes you believe entirely that he IS Chris Tarrant!  A fully fledged fan of Bremner, I knew this impersonation would be unparalleled, but to witness it live is another thing altogether.  Not only is an exceptional impersonation on offer, but to do so in its entirety, we cannot blur over the acting skills of Bremner.  He beautifully blends impersonation with comedic and naturalistic acting, so you feel you are dipping in and out of a play and reality.  It is astonishing and to be honest, took my breath away at the layers of talent on display.


Charles Ingram is explored and brought to life with a tender loving care by Lewis Reeves (My Night With Reg, Unforgotten, The Sandman).  We are introduced to the real person behind the media frenzy, a family man, someone who served his country, and perhaps someone who tried to save his family.  We’ll never really know, but Reeves made Ingram likeable which I wasn’t expecting.  I even felt sorry for him at one point, particularly when we witnessed what his family were subjected to.  Diana Ingram was portrayed by Charley Webb (Emmerdale, The Long Shadow) and the transformation from Debbie Dingle to a home counties, perfect appearance wife was incredible, displaying what a true talent Webb is.  She seemed unflappable, and almost a less murderous version of Lady Macbeth, perhaps pushing and guiding Charles to her own desired outcome.  Who knows! 


This play by James Graham is written so well that it continually throws up new ideas and theories around every corner.  It lends itself beautifully into the new age we find ourselves in, trial by social  media, where mob opinion and often brutality, seems to have the power to evoke change, cancel culture and find someone guilty without them ever stepping foot inside a court of Law.  Mark Benton was not in last night's performance, but his many roles were in the dedicated and brilliant hands of Dean Graham who had us belly laughing at his varied and riotous characters.  He introduced us all to The Syndicate – an underground quiz team who apparently worked tirelessly to beat the system and ensure their people got on the TV show, for a cut of any winnings.  Who knew quizzing had such a dark side?!  It was fascinating and Graham was incredible.

 


Marc Antolin
played the renowned cougher Tecwen Whittock and through his brilliant portrayal, offered us an alternative version to digest.  He was so good that you didn’t dismiss this version immediately, but instead, allowed it space to be pondered.  Leo Wringer and Danielle Henry were phenomenal as the defence and prosecution QC’s.  They spoke directly to us, engaging us in their world so much that you could be forgiven for forgetting you were not an actual jury and did not have to make an important decision.  They were both so convincingly persuasive that I bought into their performance in its entirety.  The entire cast were sublime and it really was an ensemble piece of work.   


Cameras were used with live feeds to screens that helped give us a television studio vibe, but equally worked when the media interest was whipped up into a frenzy.  We saw close up interviews with a whole host of characters that were never really considered in the version of the story presented at the time.  We saw close ups of Charles and Diana being hounded via the media and in court, and of course, the screens also doubled to the studio screens projecting the questions of the quiz show itself.  The whole thing was very slick and worked incredibly well.  Another great moment was the inclusion of the song Endless Love via a karaoke style sing along.  It used humour to its best, playing it alongside some difficult moments, and the impact was brilliant.     


Quiz teases you with multiple threads weaved in and out of a non linear time line.  From the show ‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire’, to the court case, and snippets into the lives of Charles and Diana Ingram - namely a local pub quiz and the army.  Our role as the audience continually shifts making it an exciting piece of theatre.  We are cast as the TV show audience, the jury in the court case and on both occasions given the opportunity to voice our opinions via an electronic vote.  Time flips forwards, backwards, sideways and even questions time itself by placing doubt upon our own memories.  Yet despite all of these time and location transitions, the jigsaw of the story all fits together perfectly, without ever leaving you confused as to what is going on.  


The story poaches the infamous format of the TV show to draw parallels with the court case.  As previously mentioned, audiences and jurors alike are asked to vote on questions placed before them.  “What is Audrey’s daughter called In Coronation Street?” “Are the Ingram’s guilty or not guilty?” In a quiz, we use reasoning, but also instinct, and pure guess work if we don’t know the answer.  Can we apply that same approach in court?  The answer of course should be no, but when the court is based around evidence from a TV show that by its very nature edits and presents a certain version of events to its audience in order to get the desired outcome, can we really say this is a million miles away from what Lawyers do in court?  It’s a very interesting question that is posed to us.


This is not only a vividly funny play in its own right, with a talented cast bringing a multitude of characters to life, it also has the added bonus of intrigue brought about by delving into a true life story that happened within our life time.  On top of that, it is clever.  It uses its own format to highlight the flaws in the whole system and raises questionable issues regarding the duty of care TV shows should perhaps have for their contestants and reality stars.


The Ingrams may have been found guilty in a court of Law and you may attend Quiz convinced that this is the case.  But the real million pound question is, “Will you leave the theatre, without a shadow of a doubt, believing the same thing you thought when you arrived?”  You can’t phone a friend.  You can’t go 50/50 or ask the audience.  You have to decide for yourself.  It’s not as easy as it sounds.  Quiz illuminates a whole world of conspiracies and an entire cast of characters we were unaware of.  It will bend your mind, leave you laughing, and will place a doubt in your mind as to who the real cheats were – the ones who won the money or the ones who didn’t want to give it away?    



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Noises Off

Noises Off - The Lowry, Salford - Tuesday 17th October 2023

Noises Off is wildly bonkers and is guaranteed to make you laugh all the possible laughs in your repertoire!


“To take the sardines, or to not take the sardines?  That is the question!”  And it is a varied question that may seem bizarre and pointless right now, but it will make perfect insane sense if you have just witnessed the madcap world of Noises off as I haveIf you know, then you knowOpening night of the play ‘Nothing On’ is just hours away, and no one seems to know their entrances / exits / positions / lines / motivation / cues – (tick all that apply).  They can’t even agree whether this is the technical rehearsal, the dress rehearsal, or just an opportunity to sit on the comfy sofa that is actually the set and have a cheeky swig of their secret stash of booze!  Will the ensemble for ‘Nothing On’ battle through and ever make it to Stockton – On - Tees?  Or will their artistic and personal differences leave them searching elsewhere for their moment in the spotlight as often as Brooke has everyone looking for her misplaced contact lenses?





With a star cast heading up this unpredictable and riotous play, it was no surprise to see such a grand attendance.  The cast on stage are to the power of nine and this gift of a play by Michael Frayn allows each of them to shine.  Liza Goddard as Dotty brilliantly introduces us into the rehearsals for the play ‘Nothing On,’ as she attempts to get her lines right, manage a phone, a tray of sardines, and a newspaper all at the same time.  Her immediate and clumsy amalgamation of different sayings instantaneously set the topsy turvy world we are now a part of, and it is gloriously risible.  She makes her character feel like someone you could know and therefore you warm to her in an instant.  Simon Shepherd appears from the audience as frustrated director Lloyd to pacify his highly strung and stressed out actors.  His quick fire switches from wanting to strangle his incapable actors to trying to pacify them sets the tone for madness and mayhem and Shepherd expertly plays around with the comedic effect of this.  It is fascinating watching him develop his character from a director who can’t believe he has been stuck with this lot when he could be directing Richard III, to a two timing cad, to a bunny in the headlights when thrust upon the stage himself.





Each cast member beautifully introduces us to their character through their rehearsal process for ‘Nothing On’ and we get to quickly learn their quirks and quibbles.  Matthew Kelly’s character Selsdon, for instance, has gone missing.  As the cast come together to try and find him and support one of their own, he turns up blissfully unaware in the audience, an inebriated smile on his face and a wobble in his walk.  His favour for the bottle is mingled with his selective hearing and the way in which Kelly plays around with pause, facial reactions and mannerisms has the audience belly laughing throughout.  Dan Fredenburgh as Garry is the smug but harmless, never quite finishes his sentences……”you know,” self-assured team member, and the skilful observation of his delivery led to everyone at the interval declaring that “they knew a Garry too!”  Fredenburgh’s physical comedy was outstanding and quite literally left many of us crying tears of laughter.  Whether he was trying to negotiate the set with his shoelaces tied together, keep his sanity as the woman he had feelings for was seemingly at it with every other cast member behind the scenes as he was on and off stage, or having his own personal hell battle with the disappearance and reappearance of sardines, you were laughing! 





Simon Coates as Frederick represented the self-deprecating, self-apologising actor who has endless questions for the director.  What is the motivation for carrying this box?  Why do I leave at this point?  But he delivered this through the guise of such a gentle character that it had none of the stereotypical indulgence that is so often paired with this choice.  His instantaneous nosebleeds at the mere thought of the word stress, and then his inability to deal with the sight of said blood was again such a rib tickling joy to behold.  Lucy Robinson as Belinda played the cast member desperately trying to be peace maker and hold it all together, but with a surprising feisty side when the gloves needed to come off and the nails needed to come out.  There is a scene where Belinda is left on stage alone in their play and has to fill in and improvise until it gets back on track.  Robinson is so brilliantly ‘tra la la – everything is perfect – nothing to see here’ fantastic that she is able to simply prance across the stage, twirl and pose like a star struck teenager, and we love it.





Lisa Ambalavanar as the ‘paint by numbers actress’ Brooke is genius.  Brooke carries on oblivious to all the chaos around her, making sure she delivers her lines in order, incapable of improvising to help her fellow cast members out even if that means pointing to bags that aren’t there when they should be and referencing them as if nothing is wrong.  Ambalavanar’s dramatic over the top reactions as Brooke in the play are brilliantly executed and had us all in stitches.  Nikhita Lesler plays the hard working, love forlorn Poppy, who we see flip from stressed mode to calm and collected stage manager tannoy voice in a heartbeat.  Her emotional outbursts and habit of saying the wrong thing at the wrong time require excellent timing and Lesler has this by the bucket full (or should that be fire bucket and mop full).  Daniel Rainford as Tim the technician and all round runner, plays his subservient, people pleasing role without ever being dismissed himself.  He flies around at break neck speed, and delivers some side splitting moments such as when he has to speak to the audience of ‘Nothing On’ to keep us updated on the slight delay, or when he is ready and prepared to under study any role necessary to ensure the show goes on. 





Noises Off may have an excellent cast but it also has another hard working team member in the set.  Fabulously designed by Simon Higlett, it enables us to watch the play ‘Nothing On’ from both the audience viewpoint but also from backstage.  The layout of the many doors, the stairs, the sofa, the bay window, and the landing all align in perfect synchronicity to ironically cause all manner of disarray.  This inverted viewing opportunity is a huge element to the play, and brings back the rehearsal we have previously seen but from a whole new perspective with additional backstage antics.  These backstage antics become the focus now, but with a play supposedly going on, the challenge is that the actors in ‘Nothing On’ can no longer speak out loud to each other, and so arguments, resentments, jealousies, and misunderstandings have to be communicated through a lot of larger than life gestures and gesticulations.  Pandemonium follows with an axe, lots of trousers falling down, a bottle of whiskey, flowers, practical jokes, 3 burglars instead of one, and of course sardines and doors!  There is one moment part way through the second half that, without giving too much away, left half of the audience wondering if the play had simply finished and we were to go home.  But it hasn’t so stick around.  This was the only part of the whole evening that was a bit confusing, and whilst all is revealed and you understand the need for the pause in its entirety, it could possibly have been filled with something such as backstage voice overs from the ‘Nothing On’ cast, or ‘panicked house announcements’ or an immersive experience as cast members found their way into the audience, to keep our focus and not break that connection in the interim.       





Noises Off is wildly bonkers as all the best things are!  It is guaranteed to make you laugh all the possible laughs in your repertoire, and make you feel so much lighter.  There is no deep or hidden meaning in this one.  It is all about the fun, the giggles, and in case you hadn’t been paying attention – the sardines and the doors!    
    


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42nd Street

42nd Street - Manchester Opera House - Monday 16th October 2023

42ND STREET IS NOT ONLY SENSATIONAL, IT WILL FILL YOUR HEART WITH SHOWBIZ PIZAZZ!


Come and meet those dancing feet!  No really!  I’m not just quoting song lyrics – you really need to come and meet the inspired, talented and quickest tapping feet in town as 42nd Street is not only sensational, it will fill your heart with showbiz pizazz!  This production is the epitome of spectacular musical theatre, wrapped up in a huge sequined bow, and is the perfect salute to anyone who ever had a theatrical dream.  You can’t help but fall in love with Peggy Sawyer, our fresh faced, enthusiastic, and innocent leading lady, who arrives from Allen Town with nothing more than a suitcase, her lucky handkerchief and hopes of getting into a Broadway show.  After a somewhat ropey start in NYC, she catches the eye of big shot director Julian Marsh, who takes a chance on her to lead his whole show after his star name is injured in an accident.  But Julian Marsh is not known for his delicate approach and his tactics push Peggy to breaking point.  Though her love interest Billy encourages her every step of the way, the jealous and bitter Dorothy Brock refuses to make life easy for her.  After all, Peggy is playing her part in a Julian Marsh show!  As Peggy helps Dorothy out with a personal matter, Dorothy soon relents, and they share a moment of understanding.  So, the question is - will the show go on?  And will Peggy win over the demanding Julian Marsh and Broadway audiences to become the star she was destined to be?  Of course she will!  The whole show is built around the idea of work hard and your dreams may just come true, that there is such a thing as that one in a million chance.  It is full of hope, happiness, and the hottest heels in town!   





This cast will make you think that Christmas has come early!  Nicole-Lily Baisden (Book Of Mormon, Anything Goes) as Peggy Sawyer is a wonder to behold.  Charming, exuberant, and mystifying, she whizzes around the stage and makes a million steps per second seem effortless.  Oh yeah, she’s usually belting out some of the biggest Broadway numbers ever written with a spectacular voice at the same time, and then goes straight into a scene without so much as a hair or breath out of place!  I genuinely could not be more in awe of Baisden’s talent.  What a powerhouse!  Michael Praed (Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Emmerdale) is breath taking as Julian Marsh. He exudes a commanding presence and has the aura of someone you want to impress whilst equally wanting to scream at.  As his voice rings out those spine-tingling opening notes from the titular song, you know exactly why you came to the theatre.  Praed provides everything you were looking for in Julian Marsh and then treats you to a little bit more, just because he can.





Samantha Womack (Eastenders, The Lion The Witch & The Wardrobe) creates the perfect diva in Dorothy Brock and pitches this against comedy allowing us to laugh at her antics with love.  It is a tricky blend to achieve but one that Womack owns with full throttle to provide us with a rounded and more complex character than perhaps Dorothy has ever been in other productions over the years.  Les Dennis (Spring & Port Wine, Coronation Street) as Bert Barry and Faye Tozer (Steps, Everybody’s Talking About Jamie) as Maggie Jones are just sunshine on stage in their comedic partnership.  They light up the theatre and clearly have a mutual respect for each other as the ease of their partnership is clear to see.  They are relaxed and having fun, and therefore so are we.  I could honestly have had far more of their appearances.  Tozer was outstanding with her motherly presence as Maggie and left us in no doubt as to her singing ability.  Dennis easily reminded us all why he is one of our nations most loved performers, for whatever IT is, Les Dennis has IT.  He is endearing, charming and perfect in this role. 





The energetic and perky Billy Lawlor is brought to life by the fabulous Sam Lips (Singin’ In The Rain, Strictly Ballroom).  He allows his character to exude confidence and self-belief, all the while keeping Billy likeable and steering clear of the pitfalls of arrogance that could entrap such a character.  With toes that never stop tapping and a singing voice that could charm Craig Revel Horwood to give 10’s every week, Lips may just make you fall in love with Billy a little bit.  Oliver Farnworth (Fatal Attraction tour, Coronation Street) is excellent as Dorothy’s love interest Pat Denning and poses a complete opposite option to her other suitor – Abner.  Farnworth displays a tender and sincere relationship with Peggy too which is lovely to see.  Anthony Ofoegbu (My Children My Africa, RSC) just has funny bones as Abner Dillon, Dorothy’s sugar daddy.  He plays the rich tycoon with such an oblivious and innocent vigor that you can’t help but feel sorry for him even though in real terms he is otherwise controlling and entitled, throwing money around to get his own way, and basically his own end!  Yet Ofoegbu brings such skilled comedy and empathy to the role that it blurs lines and allows us to view Abner afresh.  





Directed by Jonathan Church, this dream cast are given the grace to offer their characters a breath of fresh air.  The wheel hasn’t been reinvented, but it has been topped up with air and perhaps given some spanking new alloys.  Church clearly loves this show and has managed to pay homage to its history whilst equally bringing his own vision to a whole new generation of Broadway loving fans.  It takes a brave director to touch a show such as 42nd Street but with Church in charge, we clearly have our very own Julian Marsh masterpiece.





Bill Deamer’s choreography lit the stage on fire!  And I’m not sure anyone could ever put this kind of fire out!  Or would want to.  Number after number you are brought to the edge of your seat, grinning like the Cheshire cat as the very essence of everything that is wonderful about dance elates you, and a surge of happiness takes over your soul.  There is something special about tap dancing that fills you with inexplicable emotion, but this is beyond!  It is beyond Allen Town, beyond The Great White Way, and beyond your shoe shuffling dreams!  Partner this with shimmering costumes and a clever set designed by Robert Jones and 42nd Street makes sure that every single one of your senses are catered for.





With timeless songs, (that I have personally been singing along to since I was around four years old), such as Lullaby Of Broadway, We’re In The Money, About A Quarter To Nine, and of course 42nd Street, you are never more than a few minutes away from some of musical theatres finest and most iconic melodies. And every single one lives up to its own phenomenon.  I could write realms on each number, but that would be for my own indulgence, so I’ll settle for a couple that simply cannot go unmentioned, such as the epic ensemble piece We’re In The Money.  It starts small, it builds, there’s costume changes, tap dancing, props, stairs, sequins and just about everything else you could possibly wish for.  I wish everyone could experience this number and feel the way it makes me feel.  It’s a tonic and the adrenaline rush it provides, even just sat in the audience is something very special.  And of course, there’s the infamous 42nd Street.  This simply has to be seen to be believed.  It is glorious and will have anyone who ever had even an inkling of wanting to be on stage reaching out to connect with their inner starlet in order to let them loose!





There is absolutely nothing about 42nd Street that disappoints because holy mother of tap shoes, this cast redefine the word talent!  What ever you are hoping this production will be, think bigger and dream bigger.  Only then will you have any hope of touching the tips of what is on offer.  It is naughty, bawdy, gaudy, sporty, 42nd Street!  If you want a showbiz show then 42nd Street is the one for you.  It deserves its own name in lights!



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Ailey 2 - Mixed Programme

Ailey 2 - Mixed Programme at The Lowry, Salford - Saturday 14th October 2023

AILEY 2 LEAVE A LASTING IMPRESSION ON THE AUDIENCE AT THE LOWRY - A TRUE MASTERPIECE!

Alvin Ailey is a name renowned with dance enthusiasts and for good reason.  He took the dance world by storm and arguably changed it forever.  With a strong and unapologetic vision to build an extended cultural community, he wanted to make dance performances, training, and education accessible for everyone, regardless of social status, race, gender or any other obstacles that too often block equal access to the arts.  With a strong emphasis on community programs and outreach, his vision would prove to engage a wealth of talent and provide unity.  Utilising African-American heritage to positively portray beauty, humanity, peace and inspiration, Ailey expanded the company to include Ailey 2 in 1974– a universally respected dance company that provides training and opportunity to new and emerging dancers and choreographers.  Blending their fresh passion, spirit and energy, Ailey 2 have become a driving force in the dance world, ensuring that its young members have a voice, have their values respected, and can practise their passion in a safe and creative company.




Tonights show by Ailey 2 is a celebration 50 years in the making.  It includes exquisite excepts from four different dance shows, specifically chosen by Artistic Director Francesca Harper.  Having trained at Ailey herself, Francesca understands first hand the difference that this nurturing and creative company can make, and endeavours to continue its legacy.

The first excerpt is from Enemy In The Figure (William Forsythe).  It was originally choreographed in 1989 for the Frankfurt Ballet, where Francesca Harper was a dancer herself.  She brought the piece to Ailey 2 in her first year, and so it seems fitting to be revisiting it in tonights 50 years celebration.  It is driven by a rhythmically pulsating percussive score and brings an intense and exciting vibe.  Influenced by the ideas of light, darkness and shadows, we can see this being played out by the dancers as they erupt from the darkness with disjointed and angled shapes, yet equally offer up a liquid fluidity in other moments.  Corkscrew style movements juxtapose against sharp isolations and bold freezes, showing the strength of the dancers and their versatility.  The amount of detail and movements to each beat is hypnotic and its speed is akin to the dance version of rap.  The electronic score may come as an unexpected surprise, but it soon becomes clear that mixed with the dance style, the costumes and the storytelling, it is perfectly placed.  It makes you question what shadows are, what they mean, and how we might find them hiding in the corners of our lives and even within our own being.  The ideas of connection, isolation and loneliness have never been more endured or relevant in our modern history than they are now, and so this piece drew the audience in with a shared understanding.  This in itself showed the piece had surpassed its aim as it connected us all in a shared experience of unspoken and internalised feelings.




Freedom Series (Francesca Harper) was the second excerpt on offer tonight and was created by Francesca in 2021 as part of her inauguration.  It travels through a world of memories, which form a series of vignettes.  We are plunged into an intriguing and eclectic world where our memories try to influence our future.  In creating this piece, Francesca was inspired by afro futurism, allowing her to dream big and imagine a way in which we could project who we might be into the future in order to influence it.  Themes of identity and community, the very backbone of Ailey 2, are cleverly intertwined and make this piece the perfect inclusion in tonights mixed programme.  The first vignette offers unique partner work in which fascinating shapes are created, and imaginative lifts are executed.  The second is a jazz blues style solo and is stunningly beautiful and heartfelt.  The third is an ensemble piece with a featured solo dancer with a contemporary feel that exudes emotion.  The dancers intertwine spheres of light into their storytelling, which drifts into the last vignette.  A quartet start in atmospheric silence, and the classical style music lends itself to the stunning ballet, with attitudes, pirouettes, arabesque’s and so much more.   




The Hunt (Robert Battles – Artistic Director Alvin Ailey Company) is an athletic piece, originally choreographed for an all male cast.  Tonight saw three females and one male (due to a fourth female injury) and it felt like an important moment in history.  It is a predatory and primitive piece depicting an instinctual hunt.  The power and strength on display was inspiring and empowering.  The percussive score was used to maximum effect, reverberating an explosive energy throughout.  The intricacy of dancers weaving in and out of each other, particularly at the start was hypnotic.  Powerful and strong beats of the body matched the percussive sounds, and when the hunted were slayed, there was an audible gasp from the audience at the sheer strength and command on display.  This was equally true when the dance depicted the slayed being devoured through precision and a stage stained in red lighting.  The whole piece was energetic and relentless, and somehow made me feel stronger watching it.  I could feel my muscles twitching to the pounding percussive beat, and as it neared its finale, the tension built into a dizzying peak. 




Revelations (Alvin Ailey) is the Ailey dance company’s signature masterpiece, and its inclusion in tonights programme would be reason enough for many of the audience to be here, such is its strength.  Created in 1960 by Alvin Ailey himself, he shares his blood memories and sends an incredibly strong message about identity and intent.  Revelations consistently marvels audiences for it has a delicate and stunning blend of grace, spiritual revelation, and beauty.  It is a love letter to the cultural heritage of the Afro-American community, and whilst it doesn’t shy away from the distressing periods of its history, it also celebrates its triumphs with jubilant pride.  The over riding feeling is one of hope.  Hope for the future for all of us.  The Gospel music is stunning and presents opportunity for sorrow, joy, inspiration, love and connection.  It guides the dancers throughout, it will hold your heart in its hand and allow it to beat with authenticity as you feel every feel that Ailey poured into this immersive showstopper.  Intense, graceful, balletic, lyrical, it is inventive and was clearly ahead of its time for it feels like it could have been choreographed today.  This is of course presented through the dancers, from slow and sustained partner work that bewilders with the level of control and trust, to African influenced ensemble work where rhythm pulsates and ripples through their entire bodies.  Solo work wows with core strength and seems to defy the human body with every move.  It really is a masterpiece and it is no surprise that this is the longest of tonights excerpts.

I was told in advance that a night watching Ailey 2 would leave me on the edge of my seat, riveted, and impassioned, and whilst I knew it would be an evening to remember, I admit I took these words too lightly.  It is an experience to behold and whilst I have written a review, I freely admit that Ailey 2 transcends words.  It is about connection, being in the audience, engaging with the music, the movement, the costumes, the lights, the emotions that well up inside of you and leave you with a solidified understanding of the true essence and vision that is Ailey 2



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The Drifters Girl

The Drifters Girl - Manchester Opera House - Wednesday 11th October 2023

THE DRIFTERS GIRL WILL ENTERTAIN, ENLIGHTEN AND EMBRACE YOUR HEART WITH ITS LUSCIOUS MELODIES, WITTY HUMOUR AND POWERFUL MESSAGES

Sometimes, a ‘jukebox’ musical comes along with so many hits that you kind of don’t care whether or not the story is any good, you just know you have to go and experience these songs in all their live glory, especially as they have been given a dazzling musical theatre make-over.  But with The Drifters Girl, you are lucky enough to be treated to one of the most interesting and unique music industry stories of all time.  We are talking grass roots music becomes Hall Of Fame icons, and with a move never seen before, the licencing of the name of the band, ensuring that The Drifters will remain no matter who comes and goes.  It will always be bigger than, and endure the sum of its many parts.  With so many band members able to come and go, we are bound to see some drama along the way.  Legal battles, bust ups, love, betrayals, all for the love of music.  But this is Faye Treadwell’s story.  Faye took the band to dizzying new heights and never stopped believing in the power of their music and their name in a ruthless industry that told her she could not achieve any of this.  She even did so at the expense of her own personal life.  We see how she fought stereotypes, made impossible personal decisions and put The Drifters above and beyond everything and everyone in order to anchor their potential and success.  With The Drifters still performing across the world today, it is safe to say that Faye accomplished her mission.  So this musical is not just about the songs.  It is also an incredible and true story of how one woman took on a world of men, and reigned supreme.




Formed in 1953, The Drifters released stunning songs that live in our hearts and minds, whilst stimulating our memories.  Even if you were not around at the height of their hits, you will know their music.  Saturday Night At The Movies, Up On The Roof, Under The Boardwalk are just a drop in the ocean of timeless hits that will leave you smiling, and with such talented members going on to have careers of their own, such as Ben E King, you will be treated to additional hits such as Stand By Me.  Seriously, what’s not to love?  With over 60 members of the group coming and going over the years, there is plenty of scope for intrigue, but Faye and George focused on the brand and the music, ensuring that The Drifters became the global phenomenon that we all know today.




The Drifters Girl, Faye Treadwell is usually played by Carly Mercedes Dyer (Assassins, Anything Goes, The Colour Purple) but tonight we were introduced to the fierce acting of 1st cover Loren Anderson (Book Of Mormon)Anderson brought all of the determination, unwavering belief, bravery and fight to the part, ensuring we all understood the barriers Faye faced in her world.  Strong vocals awakened complex emotions and breathed new life and meaning into familiar classics.  Jaydah Bell-Ricketts (School Of Rock, Bugsy) as Faye’s daughter helped keep the story on track, and beautifully blended the various eras together with ease.  She was the only one able to pose tough questions to Faye, and the only one who would get any answers.  Bell-Rickets had a tricky role for she needed to be present yet often invisible to the cast at the same time, and this was achieved with clarity.  The remaining four actors were multi rolling throughout and I find I am at a loss for words to describe how brilliant they were.  They simply have to be seen to be believed.  I am in awe.  Each performer slipped from character to character with such ease and absolute distinction that not once were you confused at the amount of parts they played, and who was supposed to be who in any given moment.  The fantastic singing and dancing aside, this in itself was a masterclass to behold.




Miles Anthony Daley (The Voice, Thriller Live, Choir Of Man) grabs your attention as George Treadwell from the off as an undeniable presence, and multi roles the heck out of all his other characters.  Daley’s vocals will leave you wide eyed with disbelief at his range, and agog at the luscious tone.  Ashford Campbell (9-5, Dreamgirls, Beautiful) reels you in with heart and soul as Ben E King and Rudy Lewis.  Taking on iconic songs such as Stand By Me and Under The Boardwalk, Campbell somehow manages to pay homage whilst making them entirely his own.  His final scenes as Rudy Lewis are some of the most moving in the whole show and he held the entire theatre in the palm of his hand.  Dalton Harris (X Factor winner) and Tarik Frimpong (The Wiz, Aladdin, Coming To England) complete this insanely talented multi rolling cast as Drifters, music moguls and everything in between.  Frimpong shows off his crazy dance skills with effortless jazz splits, and astounds with the sheer spectrum of his characters from the egotistical Clyde McPhatter to the sleezy Lover Paterson.  Harris takes on Nat King Cole – I mean, need I say more as to how delicious his vocals are?  He gives sensational performances from the laid back cool vibe, to the fizzing with energy and vocal runs that would make Mariah Carey herself bow down.  Daley, Campbell, Frimpong and Harris could sell out arenas with their charisma, striking harmonies, tight synchronised dance moves, spine tingling a cappellas and effervescent energy.  It is a true joy to watch them and they make it look so easy that it would be a disservice not to appreciate just how much they actually do.




Directed by the outstanding Jonathan Church, it is clear to see why The Drifters Girl was nominated for Best New musical at the 2022 Olivier Awards.  Using a small cast has enforced the show to represent the hard work and dedication that individuals pursue to be the best in their field.  This ethos beautifully echoes the journey undertaken by Faye herself, who never stopped, never gave in, and faced the hard work that had to be done.  With such a vibrant story comes endless locations, but this is easily managed by the excellent set design of Anthony Ward.  Simple flats and slats magically slide on and off the stage, each time with ingenious touches that take us from a train station, to recording studio, TV studio, theatre, backstage, or offices in the blink of an eye.  Digital images play out across the back of the stage to enhance location or mood further, from dancing silhouettes to National flags moving us geographically. 




As the second half starts, it feels like the audience temperature has risen a notch and the atmosphere builds as we are treated to a wonderful Drifters Medley.  One of the funniest parts of this half is The Drifters move to England.  We are treated to some great character acting, fun ribbing of our quintessential British ways, our obsession with the weather, and the inclusion of many regional accents, which have the audience howling.  For some reason, everyone in Britain is called Rodger, yet with the pip pip tally ho accent, it makes perfect sense.  One of the highlights is when The Drifters appear on Sunday Night At The London Palladium.  A figure comes on stages, strikes up a certain pose, and the audience erupt for we know it is our beloved Brucey.  He starts his catchphrase, and bang on cue, the audience play along with the call and response, “Nice to see you, to see you – nice!”  It is a touching tribute to the legend that is Sir Bruce Forsyth.




The Drifters Girl will entertain, enlighten and embrace your heart with its luscious melodies, witty humour, and powerful messages regarding race, gender, discrimination and dedication.  The dancing will lift your soul and mesmerise you with immaculate routines.  And of course, no musical about a real life band is complete without a medley at the end that we can all get up and boogie along with. This audience was just about fit to burst from holding themselves back, so we didn’t need much encouragement to jump up and join in.  So, listen really carefully, because you’ll hear The Manchester Opera House and The Drifters Girl calling you to “Come On Over To My Place!” Go if you can because they really are having a party.  They’ll be swinging, dancing and singing, so go on over tonight.



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Watch our video "In Conversation with Ashford Campbell" discussing the show.




Kathy and Stella Solve A Murder

Kathy & Stella Solve A Murder - HOME, Manchester - Tuesday 10th October 2023

KATHY & STELLA SOLVE A MURDER IS EXCESSIVELY FUNNY THROUGHOUT AND HAS AN EPIC SCORE OF BELTING SONGS!

If you want a musical with a difference and a quirky edge to it, then Kathy & Stella Solve A Murder is the show for you.  Best friends since they first met in the sandpit at primary school, Kathy and Stella bond over their love for true crime, realising they understand each other in a way no one else does.  As their friendship grew, so did their obsession for all things murder and as Kathy faces a difficult time in her life, Stella suggests they start a true crime podcast in order to cheer her up.  Do they have any listeners?  Not really.  Do they care?  Not so long as they can carry on indulging in what they love, but when an opportunity to meet their favourite true crime author presents itself, they dash along to meet her with the aim of becoming a part of her own podcast series.  Of course, Felicia Taylor is a superstar and not in the least bit interested in two nobody’s from Beverly in Hull.  Felicia cracked the case of the Hull Decapitator after all so imagine the irony when she herself is murdered via decapitation and Kathy and Stella find themselves right in the middle of the story.  Surely now is their chance to take their podcast to the next level by solving the murder………… but at what cost?



Bronté Barbé (Newsies, Oklahoma, Beautiful) and Rebekah Hinds (Oklahoma, Billy Liar, The Syndicate) are rip roaring as the best friend duo of Kathy and Stella. Barbé as Kathy is able to make us feel empathy, joy, connection, and always bring us back to laughter with such natural ability that, her niche obsession with murder aside, she truly feels like someone you might know. Barbé has a beautiful gift of making the audience feel like the show is just for them.  Hinds as Stella has funny bones in just about everything she does, from an eye roll, to playing with the Hull accent as a comedic tool, to vocal acrobatics.  She has an undeniable presence on stage and when you can belly laugh till you ache just by the way she sits down on a bean bag without saying a word, you know you are in the presence of a genuinely brilliant performer.  Together, Barbé and Hinds know exactly how to bounce each other, and how to utilise the others strengths to join as an unstoppable force that will leave you bursting out the kind of unexpected and unrestrained laughter that makes you sound like a batty seal!  
  



Jodie Jacobs (Rock Of Ages, WWRY, Evita) is utterly malleable as she transforms from Felicia, to Felicia’s sister, then brother, and a Police DS.  An enviable powerhouse voice, she blows the theatre apart with charisma, and a fierce strength in each character she portrays.  Her detail is fantastic, from the various accents to the over the top laughs, we get just about every emotion on offer.  Imelda Warren-Green (Little Miss Sunshine, Bad Girls, support artist for Tom Jones & Lionel Ritchie) is equally versatile, playing numerous characters, but non so scene stealing as her fan girl Erica.  The physicality on display, the facial expressions, the little nuggets of brilliance from the voice to the awkward yet thrilling speed of some speeches, down to her over excitement and eagerness are hilarious.  TJ Lloyd (Guys & Dolls, Aladdin, Merrily We Roll Along) is another performer to play multiple roles, including Justin the mortuary worker, a dodgy barman and Kathy’s mum.  Each is as different as they sound and Lloyd easily morphs from one to the other with a slick and swift brilliance.  Whether it’s a cheeky smile or a groove in the hips, another solid performance is on offer.  Jacob Kohli and Sarah Pearson complete the on stage cast with endless energy, charm and seem to be everywhere all at once.  The multi rolling is so seamless that you can easily forget this is actually only a cast of seven performers.



Cecilia Carey’s set is simple yet versatile and everything it needs to be.  Side units double up as pub bars, huge Murder Con signs drop down to dominate the stage, replacing the otherwise ever present clue board.  Incidentals such as beanbags, office chairs and morgue tables complete with bodies are whisked on and off and the whole set seems to deliver whatever is needed with ease.

Kathy & Stella Solve A Murder is full of blinding one liners, two liners and ten liners!  It has funny jack hammered into every crease and corner, every lyric, and every plot twisting opportunity there is.  The humour is dark, current, observational, and everything in between, which is why nobody in the audience can escape going home full of those happy vibes – even though the show is murderous!  It is so current that our reference points throughout are Netflix, Line Of Duty, Costa Coffee, Twitter, and hashtags, with the odd Jonathan Creek thrown in for good measure.  The lines come so thick and fast that you could easily watch this show again and again and still be finding new things to giggle about.  Songs are dedicated to the love of all things dead, happy places are found in the mortuary, as Kathy sings of her new safe haven. We watch agog as she high fives the corpse and joyfully swings the cartilage knife around with glee.  Meanwhile, Stella sings about validation through the adoration of strangers and pokes great fun at the craziness of social media. 



Matthew Floyd Jones and Jon Brittain have written something special and with the producers of shows such as Fleabag, Baby Reindeer and A Super Happy Story (About Feeling Super Sad) behind them, it only serves as evidence as to the magnitude of their talent. Kathy & Stella Solve A Murder has a unique brand of enviable comedy that is intelligent yet entirely daft all at the same time.  And the songs!  The show has an epic score of belters.  Each as strong as the last, each as anthemic in nature, whether they be ringing out with such power that you can literally feel your chair vibrating, or whether they hit you hard in an entirely different way with their tenderness, before flooring you again with a deadpan one liner.  This music and its lyrics keep you on your toes throughout and I loved it.



Fresh from The Edinburgh Fringe, this show knows its audience inside out and knows its own mind.  It is so confident in its own ability that it is able to remain excessively funny throughout, whilst gently dropping in moments of tough truths regarding unsolved crimes, police corruption and the heartless side of murder podcasters who profit from someone else’s worst nightmare.  And what is fantastically refreshing is the two lead characters relationship being about friendship rather than a romantic one.  It will make you grab your bestie, give them a squish and wonder what on earth you can create for your own podcast, because as this show reminds you, when you’ve got that buddy who hates everything you hate and loves the same weird and wonderful things that you do, every conversation, every joke, every code word seems like a potential podcast just waiting in the wings.  And you won’t care if you have no listeners, for just like Kathy and Stella, it’s all about spending time with your pal – just avoid anything to do with murder and you should be ok.      


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Jeeves & Wooster in perfect nonsense

Jeeves & Wooster in Perfect Nonsense - The Octagon, Bolton - Friday 6th October 2023

DON'T BE A BALLY DINGBAT AND MISS OUT ON A SPIFFING NIGHT OF GOLLY GOOD GREATNESS - GO AND SEE JEEVES & WOOSTER!

The names Jeeves and Wooster are so intrinsically linked and rooted in iconic British comedy, that it’s impossible to think of one without the other.  Their unique pairing and paradoxical relationship allows them to reach their dizzying potential, keeping them as fresh and exciting today as when P. D Wodehouse first created them back in 1915.  A BAFTA award winning TV show starring Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie brought these beloved characters to a wider audience in 1990, and having never grown weary of the baffling antics of one Bertie Wooster and the ingenious and inventive ways that his valet Jeeves rescues him time and time again, thankfully the Goodale brothers picked up the baton.  With the blessing of the Wodehouse Estate, they created Jeeves & Wooster In Perfect Nonsense, ensuring Bertie’s mad cap antics continue to delight audiences far and wide. 



Of course, the entire evening is commenced by one Bertie Wooster, an over excited and infectiously charming cad about town.  Bertie explains that the recent events of his life are so brilliantly entertaining that he has decided to put on a play about them and we are to be his audience.  Bertie delights with an adorable childlike innocence as Jeeves beguiles him with quirky scenery tricks, such as a fireplace with fire (courtesy of an orange flame on a stick), and decides that this old acting thing, is really rather easy.  As Bertie begins his tale, we soon discover that it all began with an antique cow creamer!  He finds himself on the receiving end of blackmail time and time again, and the lengths he must go to in order to untangle his expanding web of mayhem are growing more complex by the minute.  One good innocent deed breeds a thousand more disasters in Bertie’s world, hence he finds himself a guest at Totleigh Towers where he must rescue a note book from the wrong hands, fake propose to Stiffy, play along that he is in also in love with Madeline Bassett, hide yet another policeman’s hat, learn how to tie knots in bed sheets and avoid being pummelled to jelly!



Bertie’s story involve a whole host of familiar and formidable larger than life characters such as Madeline Bassett, Gussie Fink-Nottle, Aunt Dahlia, Jeeves, Stepping, Roderick Spode, and Watkyn Bassett.  But he is putting on a play to tell us his tale remember, and, well – his problem lies in the fact that he only has himself, Jeeves and Seppings at his disposal to do so.  There’s only one thing for it.  Jeeves must rescue him again, this time by playing all the necessary characters for Bertie’s tale, and roping in his Valet pal Seppings to do the same.  Sounds straight forward enough – ish – until you add in that many of their multiple characters need to be on stage together at the same time!  Chaos ensues, and quick yet brilliant costume changes will dazzle your eyes in the blink of a newt.  Step ladders, bath tubs, hiding under the bed, lamp shade hats, lace curtain dresses and anything else readily available will be utilised by Jeeves and Seppings to ensure that for Bertie, his show will go on.  Theatre techniques and tricks are used to the level of silly that crosses over to genius comedy choices, and the frivolity that builds is delicious.



The set itself presents many of the punch lines, and whilst you may walk into a stunningly classy art deco design, do not be fooled as it holds more secrets than Jeeves’ secret Valet members only club!  Designed by Olivia Du Monceau, its transformations from Berties pad, to an antique shop or to a variety of rooms in Totleigh towers, and they are all hidden in plain sight.  Its brilliance lies is in how we see the magic of set design taking place right in front of us, and we see it through the wonder of Bertie’s enchanted eyes.  The audience gladly suspend their disbelief, and a most glorious moment was the transformation of some chairs, a few sticks and dinner plates, into a car!  The affection of Jeeves and Seppings for Bertie in this scene is wonderful, seeing the lengths they go to in order to indulge his play.  We are even treated to a foley soundstage, complete with a railway crossing.  It is theatre skills at their best.  Director Marieke Audsley has to be applauded for the playfulness, resourcefulness, and inventive imagination when making such known characters feel fresh and new.   



Luke Barton (Frankenstein, Sherlock, The Hound Of The Baskervilles) will steal your heart as Bertie Wooster.  Filled with a sense of childlike wonder, enthusiasm, innocence, and loyalty, he brings Bertie to life in a way that is so endearing, daft, and believable, you will be rooting for him throughout.  Barton is exceptional at wearing Berties heart on his sleeve for he hides nothing.  Every thought, feeling and inner voice is written all over his face, and is presented in its entirety through every nuance, expression, smile and movement.  It is exceptional acting and it never faulters once.  How he keeps a straight face in certain moments when presented with the slapstick comedy and physicality of Patrick Warner (one man 2 guvnors, The Play That Goes Wrong, Peter Pan Gies wrong) or Alistair Cope (A Gallop Through History, Motherland, Judy) as Jeeves and Seppings respectively, and their multi verse of additional characters, I’ll never know.  Warner bounces across his numerous characters with sheer brilliance.  His Jeeves is dry and all knowing, in complete contrast to his Gussie Fink – Nottle, who I could have listened to all night just for the voice!  It was fantastic and his vocal delivery alone had me belly laughing, as did his one man / two person monologue / duologue moment!  Cope excels in his physical comedy, whether he is gliding across the stage as Seppings or delivering the irate Snode on a multitude of platforms from chairs to stepladders as his supposed height is exaggerated with each retelling by Bertie. His ability to flit from one persona to the next is incredible and allows for endless hilarity.  Barton, Warner, and Cope are clearly highly skilled performers and genuinely seem to be having the time of their lives, which only enhances the audiences enjoyment.



There are so many elements that make Jeeves & Wooster In Perfect Nonsense a daft and dashing delight to behold, whether it be the subline scene and character changes, the charming and unique language, the detailed music choice prior to the play beginning and at the interval, the references to previous stories seen in the television show, or the outstanding performers.  You will laugh, you will smile, you will be won over the eccentric, colourful and bemusing language.  So don’t be a bally dingbat and miss out on a spiffing night of golly good greatness.  To miss out would be utter balderdash after all, and you don’t want to be the rummy that is pipped to the post now do you!  So what-ho are you waiting for?  Pop along to watch Jeeves & Wooster in Perfect Nonsense and you’ll have a tra-la-la kind of evening old chums.  Toodle-oo!  


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Watch our video "In Conversation with Luke Barton" discussing the show.




TONY! (Tony Blair Rock Opera)

TONY! (Tony Blair Rock Opera) - The Lowry, Salford - Monday 2nd October 2023

TONY! (TONY BLAIR ROCK OPERA) IS A MANIC, AMUSING, CLEVER AND MEMORABLE SHOW!

 

Where to start?  Even the title of the show is a string of words I never thought I’d say, and I guess that’s what happens when Harry Hill writes a musical!  The show has Hill’s own brand of silliness, surreal and slapstick pulsing throughout every microscopic detail, and in a show that describes itself as “Yes Prime Minister meets The Rocky Horror Show,” it may be something you simply have to see to believe.  



Whilst politics are of obvious importance in the real world, the spin doctor, storytelling, playground tactics of he said, she said, they said this, and all parties focusing on what their opposition does wrong rather than what they plan on doing right is irksome, predictable and draining.  Therefore, it was with a little trepidation that I set foot into the glorious Quays Theatre to watch Tony!  (The Tony Blair Rock Opera) in case I was met with these real world scenarios, and equally unsure of how this could ever work, despite knowing it has had huge success and a sold out run in both London and The Edinburgh Fringe.|



A neon red light blazing the name Tony greets you upon entering the theatre, and immediately shines a little showbiz pizazz into the mix.  A deafening thunder clap opens the show, catching me unawares and scaring the stuffing out of me.  Tony Blair is surrounded by onlookers as he lies on his death bed and reminisces about his life, the good, the bad, the questionable.  And so, through cheesy, brain worm songs, we rewind back to when Tony is born, a fete theatrically achieved with hilarity.  We get our first true reveal of Tony Blair, and are greeted with a daft naivety of baby Blair.  In the blink of an eye, he turns eight, then eighteen, and is suddenly off to university.  His portrayal of a youthful, innocent dreamer who wants to be a rock star and meet Mick Jaggers (as he calls him) is established and it is like the calm before the storm, the promise of a life that could have been instead of the one that was.  We look on as Tony meets Cherie and dances a very agile tango, negotiates over who will get the top bunk in his uni dorms with Gordon Brown, becomes entangled with the likes of Peter Mandelson, charms a nation through times of devastation such as the death of Princess Diana, and makes an ally in George Bush before taking our country to war.  And all the while, Blair remains a champion of charm, smiling throughout as he is puppeteered by those around him.  Cherie is graced with a Lady Macbeth vibe, Mendelson is given gravitas as an other worldly witch doctor, Brown is a jealous rival, and Bush is the older brother he wants praise, recognition and adoration from.  Every character is larger than life, almost caricature in status, allowing a vaudeville humour, alongside physical comedy and patter routines.  For the most part, this truly works and is probably the main reason why this show is somehow able to appeal to an audience regardless of their political allegiance and beliefs.  Saddam Hussein is spoofed as Groucho Marx, Neil Kinnocks politic speech is a parody of the flag flying, marching formation highs of Les Mis’ ‘One Day More’, Blair and Bush’s partnership is little short of the staple showbiz friendship choreography found in legendary numbers such as ‘Friendship’ from Anything Goes and Hairsprays ‘You’re Timeless To Me’, and all of these choices serve to truly take the sting out of any political alignment and instead focus on the shows main point, that all leaders share an overriding sense of self importance and self indulgence. 



There were equally some moments where I felt a little uncomfortable, or just plain lost.  Ballon modelling from Peter Mandelson, a split second appearance of Gordon Brown as The Hulk before he disappears running out through the audience, and continually random bursts of dry ice that mostly just blocked our vision of the actors left me a tad bemused and broke the spell of the otherwise clever juxtaposition of a serious subject matter being examined through a palatable lense.  My moments of discomfort were obviously personal to me and reflective of my own tastes, so elements that left me a bit squirmy, were equally met with raucous laughter by others, so it really is a matter of preference, and not one of what makes good or bad theatre.  At times, the portrayals of David Blunkett and Princess Diana had me shrinking down in my chair with uneasiness, as did the Osama bin Laden song ‘Kill The Infidels.’  Yet the satire of Saddam Husseins song ‘I Never Done Anything Wrong,’ may have also been close to the bone, but it worked for me.  Maybe it was the further removal from difficult truths with the Groucho Marx delivery, who knows. 



This cast are to be applauded for their quick, slick metamorphosis from one pantomime style character to another through an array of props, wigs, walks, accents, mannerisms and talent.  They simply don’t pause for breath and every persona was easily identifiable, delivered with confidence, and ease.  Dressed in suit and red tie, a cast of nine somehow bring to life an ensemble of infinitely more.  It’s like a who’s who of the 1990’s and the early noughties!  Blair, Mandelson, Brown, Kinnock, Prescott, Cook, Diana, Bin Laden, Hussein, Bush, Dick Cheney, and even one of the Gallagher brothers, to name a few, grace the stage and take us on a journey of political satire and the life of one Tony Blair.     



Jack Whittle (Mischief Theatre, inc The Comedy About A Bank Robbery and  The Play That Goes Wrong) is exceptional as Tony Blair and one of the reasons this show works.  He is charm personified with a flawless smile that never falters, never twitches with muscle ache, or even a glint of fakeness.  He plays the role as an innocent, privileged, excitable puppy who just wants to meet his hero Mick Jaggers and so almost accidentally ends up in the cut throat world of politics.  His energy, agility, and enthusiasm are quite infectious and yet he can switch instantly to deliver one of Blairs real political speeches, complete with accurate mannerisms and tonality.  Whittle made the show for me.  Howard Samuels (Rocky Horror, Sound Of Music, The Nativity) as Mandelson opened the show as our narrator and set the tone of cheesy frivolity and mayhem about to be unleashed.  He always had a tantalising element of impish charm, and devilish mischief about him, making him an audience favourite.



Tori Burgess (Pride & Prejudice *sort of, Beryl) brought the house down with her characteristics and detail as Cherie Blair.  The smile, the delicious vixen vibe, and danced an impressive tango whilst singing, acting, and performing comedy all at the same time.  She was thrown in the air, flung around, and still managed to keep her political feet on the ground.  Phil Sealey was our Gordon Brown and brilliantly sung a complex and real speech about macroeconomics with his pants slung round his ankles and left us to do the laughing as he never broke once!  Martin Johnston portrayed both Neil Kinnock and George Bush, highlighting an effortless switch between accents, culture and mannerisms, whilst Rosie Strobel, Sally Cheng, Emma Jay Thomas, William Hazell created a memorable host of characters between them, truly displaying the strength and skill of a very talented cast.



With a script written by Harry Hill, music by Steve Brown and directed by Peter Rowe, Tony! (The Tony Blair Rock Opera) was always going to be a show to dance to the beat of its own drum and only use the rules if they suited.  Other than that, they could be ripped up and replaced by their own vision, and create a complete jigsaw using different elements of opera, panto, slapstick, and just about every other theatrical genre you can think of.  It confines itself to nothing yet invited everything in, resulting in a manic, memorable musical that doesn’t have words like subtle or serious in its vocabulary.  That, however doesn’t mean it isn’t capable of packing a punch, and uses its brand of over the top comedy to its advantage when it momentarily withholds it, leaving you lost in a theatre full of flashing lights, smoke, and the eerie echo of a cacophony of bombs being dropped.  It is chilling and it is remarkable.  This show may dress itself up as silliness, but have no doubt that it is also clever. 



Harry Hill is of course a comedian, but he is also an intelligent academic who has a lot to say and uses comedy as his tool to deliver the opportunity for his audience to examine the world and question it.  As we see Mandelson using a carrot and stick to control Blair in the show, Hill uses comedy and laughter as the carrot and stick to allure this audience into thinking about the world we live in and whether we should accept any of the leaders we are controlled by.  Speaking of the carrot, those in the first few rows may get, erm, well, carrotted!  I’m aware that’s not a word, yet it will make perfect sense to you when you have seen the show.  Don’t say I didn’t warn you!  Tony!  (The Tony Blair Rock Opera) was certainly enjoyed by last nights packed theatre, and whilst it may have elements to it that divide opinion on taste, it will definitely keep you talking!



WE SCORE TONY! (TONY BLAIR ROCK OPERA)...



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The Crown Jewels

The Crown Jewels - The Lowry, Salford - Wednesday 20th September 2023

 

THE CROWN JEWELS FEATURES A STAR-STUDDED CAST WHO HAVE YOU IN STITCHES!


It’s not often such a star-studded cast tour a show around the UK but that’s exactly what is on offer with The Crown Jewels and it certainly has some pulling power.  With an eclectic mix of fans in the audience to see the likes of Al Murray (The Pub Landlord), Mel Giedroyc (Mel & Sue, Great British Bake Off), Carrie Hope Fletcher (West End Leading Lady - Les Mis, Heathers), Aiden McArdle (RSC associate artist, Endeavour), Neil Morrissey (Men Behaving Badly, Line Of Duty) and Joe Thomas (Inbetweeners, Fresh Meat), it was intriguing to see how everyone would get what they came for, and this is the unique selling point of the show.  Of course, it is possible to find out in advance what the story is about – a retelling of the attempted theft of The Crown Jewels by Colonel Blood in 1671.  A time when King Charles II ruled as the merry monarch and where mince pies, bananas, creamed ice and Oliver Cromwell’s head on a pike were things to behold.



But how would this history lesson fare in the hands of iconic comics, musical theatre stars, and TV giants?  This question is easy to answer – it fares with organised chaos and frantic hilarity from a cast of seasoned professionals that live deliciously on the edge so may just take the script in any direction at any given moment, leaving you the audience, and indeed the cast themselves, never quite sure what might happen next.  It is Black Adder, meets Monty Python, meets stand up comedy, and although the historical story and plenty of accurate facts are indeed jam packed into this production, there is also ample time and opportunity for a more creative slant on things. 



An element I hadn’t considered was the style of speech and language used.  It is kept mostly authentic of the historical time, ensuring that even though there are similar comedic approaches such as the aforementioned comparisons, The Crown Jewels does indeed stand alone and apart from what has gone before.  This tale from our history is too ridiculous to be dealt with in anything but zany comedic terms, so it does seem to have found its righteous home.  I mean, as its writer Simon Nye describes it:

“A character called Colonel Blood?  Taking on the most engaging and high-wigged of all monarchs, Charles II?  The Crown Jewels of England were guarded only by a 77-year-old ex solider who kept them basically in a cupboard?  There’s more.  Blood, an already celebrated wanted felon did the robbery dressed as a priest, wearing a false beard, assisted by an actress playing his wife.  So we’re talking Ronald Biggs assisted by a plucky young Judy Dench.” 
 



The show opens with Carrie Hope Fletcher belting out a song and reminding us in an instant of her undeniable talent.  It is laden with historical quips and personality, and even introduces a splash zone for the first few rows, who indeed folks – may get wet!  As the story unfolds, we realise that all the main cast multi role, enabling their varied skills to shine.  Al Murray creates two clear cut and perfectly over the top characters in Charles II and Talbot Edwards.  His Charles is spoken with the most brilliantly ridiculous over the top British accent and this alone is enough to make everyone corpse, but then when he demands an audience with his court (us), he really starts to shine and effortlessly blends script with stand up comedy, audience interaction and improvisation.  The audience are made his subjects and as we are introduced to a few unsuspecting guests, a nervous excitement and energy starts to build, knowing that at any moment we could be next, only serves to fuel Murray and he is in his element.  He flawlessly dips in and out of the script to make the whole thing so smooth, and this was possibly one of the highlights of the show for me.



Mel Giedroyc is a joy to behold and should definitely add more theatre to her successful career.  Engaging, so at ease, and with the ability to make her fellow performers corpse with a mere laugh or raise of her eyebrow, it feels that the stage is truly where she belongs.  From trying to sell her yeasty crown as Mrs. Edwards, to her genius comic timing as the French Noblewoman, where she is clearly in command.  The combination of the flawless accent and the infectious laugh ensure you will be giggling along too and it turns into that kind of laughter when you can no longer even remember what you’re laughing at, you just know that you can’t stop.  Aiden McArdle as Colonel Blood alongside Joe Thomas as his son and Neil Morrissey as Captain Perrot form a talented trio of tittering thieves.  Their scenes together show a mutual respect and trust, and are filled with physical comedy such as bounding on and off tables, mis-timed sword fights, and the befuddlement and entanglement of their chains once in prison.  Morrissey is clearly a mischievous performer and does his best to make his fellow cast member corpse at any given moment.  This is apparent when he comes on and introduces himself as Mike Litorous – a name that leaves Murray trying his hardest to suppress his laughter and continue with the show, but failing miserably, which only serves to make the audience laugh harder.



The main cast is completed by Manchester’s own Adonis Siddique and last but not least, Tanvi Virmani.  Siddique has comedy in his bones and has the audience laughing way before he has spoken a word, with his characterisation, mannerisms and physical comedy by merely changing the scenery.  You find yourself awaiting his return and these moments are like gold dust.  As his character is expanded, he excels at playing the slightly nervous, excited and eager to please footman of King Charles, with a brilliant smile that is making me smile now even recollecting it.  Virmani is excellent at capturing Jenny Blaine, an actress who thinks she is much better than she is and creates this with a joyous daftness.  Why walk from A to B when you can showcase your perceived talent as a dancer and prance from A to B.  It is silliness at its best and carried out with great effect.



There are a few moments in the show that seem confusing, or the odd scene that seems unnecessary and out of place and left me wondering if I’d missed the punch line.  These moments felt a little jumbled, bewildering and lost in translation and at times felt slightly awkward as no response was forth coming from the audience.  But they were far and few between and the majority of the night was met with raucous laughter at a play that mocks its own history and our colonial past.  A standing ovation at the end of the evening summed up the overall view of the audience and this hard working, quick witted, and playful cast deserved it.  I was pleasantly surprised by The Crown Jewels and have come away with an endorsed and deeper respect for what is undoubtedly, a star studded cast. 



WE SCORE THE CROWN JEWELS...




The Crown Jewels is on at The Lowry, Salford until Saturday 23rd September 2023.


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Annie

Annie - Opera House, Manchester - Tuesday 19th September 2023

ANNIE MAKES SURE THE SUN'LL COME OUT AND WE BET YOUR BOTTOM DOLLAR, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS FAMILY MUSICAL!


When you think about it, Annie is a musical set in the American Great Depression in which an orphaned child is mistreated by her carer, manipulated by criminals, lied to, sold for cash, and ordered to go and live with a strange man she never met!  Yet it is also somehow one of the most nurturing, uplifting, optimistic stories, of innocent and unconditional love you are ever likely to behold.  Wrongs are righted, justice prevails, and there’s even the opportunity to give a stray dog his forever home!  Throw in some humour, unruly children and absolutely belting songs and there is no surprise that it has not only stood the test of time, but it is open to reinvention and reimagining whilst embracing its audience both loyal and new every step of the way.  In short, it is a classic.



First came Harold Gray’s New York Times comic strip of Little Orphaned Annie in the 1930’s.  As these were slotted together to form a book, none other than lyricist-director, Martin Charnin received a copy for Christmas in 1971, and his mind started whirring with the possibility of a musical.  He pitched the idea to colleagues Charles Strouse and Thomas Meehan, a Tony-winning composer and a short story writer for The New Yorker respectively.  Fourteen months later, Annie was completed, but it would take a good few years more to convince producers to give it a chance.  But convince them they did, and Annie eventually got her name in lights in 1976 and walked the great white way of Broadway in 1977.  The movie of 1982 brought Annie to a whole new audience and secured her place in popular culture and the hearts of every child who ever dreamed the glittery dreams of showbiz.  A remake was born in 1999 and again in 2014, pulling in A list movie stars and music moguls.  So why the brief history lesson?  Well, the Annie presented on stage varies slightly to any of the movies you may have seen, with additional songs, expanded sub plots, and a definite nod to Christmas as a reminder to where, for Martin Charnin, it all began.



This evenings production not only presented an undeniably brilliant cast, but was testament to the magnitude and heartbeat of our theatre world - understudies, alternates, and swings.  Rooster was played by Lukin Simmonds, which meant Lukin’s roles needed to be covered.  In steps swing Matthew Sweet to play Bundles, Bert Healy and Ikes, as does swing Belle Kizzy Green to play Sophie, Mrs. Pugh and Frances Perkins.  All three performers were absolutely flawless.  Simmonds brought down the house with a mixture of charm, showmanship and pizazz in Easy Street, Sweet effortlessly flipped from character to character with fancy flair and conviction, and Green took centre stage to introduce us to the homeless and reinvent herself as Mrs. Pugh!



Of course, the name on everybody’s lips tonight though was the gorgeous and fab-u-lous (insert your impersonation of these words here) Craig Revel Horwood.  A household name, CRH is best known for being our glamourously grumpy Strictly Come Dancing judge and has appeared in every single series.  Those who were unaware of his theatrical background (Miss Saigon, Crazy For You, & a director & choreographer on hit shows), got the shock of their lives as his sensational singing voice rang throughout the theatre.  CRH is showbiz personified.  It runs through his veins and bursts out of him like sunshine.  He staggers across the stage as an inebriated Miss Hannigan, being positively gruesome to the children, whilst attempting to seduce every male adult!  Little Girls and Easy Street are CRH big numbers and what numbers they are!  I have seen CRH perform a few times before so knew the talent on offer, but even I was blown away by the strength of charisma, his intoxicating voice, humour, power, and all round showbiz brilliance.  What a performance.



Olivier Award and TMA nominee Alex Bourne (Hairspray, Mamma Mia, Chicago) is our Daddy Warbucks.  A stern business fighting machine trillionaire, he carves out a beautiful softness and vulnerability whenever Annie is around, making his performance appear honest and rounded.  The partnership with Annie seems genuinely filled with affection, yet Bourne is also able to make us belly laugh with his tiny nuances, such as his stint at the radio station and lack of understanding on how a microphone works.  Amelia Adams (Kiss Me Kate, Jersey Boys, Hairspray) sparkles as Grace Farrell, and as her characters name, performs with an elegant grace and a timeless class.  Adams brings a confidence to this character that sits well and allows Grace to always be equal.  David Burrows (An Officer & A Gentleman, Half A Sixpence, My Fair Lady) multi roles as Lt Ward, President Roosevelt and Jimmy Johnson and each role couldn’t be more different.  Burrows switches from comedy to command, leaving many in the audiences unaware that these roles were actually played by the same actor. 



And of course there is a cast full of vivacious young people too - a rotation of three teams, so I wouldn’t want to name and get it wrong as we aren’t told who performs on each day.  Make no mistake that these performers are professional and mean business.  They prove their worth and lay out their talent within the first few minutes by owning the entire show and raising the roof with the much loved ensemble piece ‘It’s A Hard Knock Life’.  It was like a giant cup of coffee to wake everyone up and spoke directly to any doubters of the quality and standard that our young generation can bring.  Their confidence was infectious and never once trickled into pretentious or old school ‘showbiz’ sickly smiles and so forth.  Quite the opposite, this cast of young people were fierce, full of personality and character and offered some of the best facial expressions I have ever witnessed.  They weren’t to be fobbed off with mere reactions of ‘ahh’ and ‘aww’ from their audience but demanded the same standing ovation and respect as everyone else.  Instead, the instinctual ‘ahh’s’ were reserved for Amber who played Sandy the dog, and – not that I’m used to reviewing animals - but Amber was perfect, hitting every cue to perfection and with lots of tail wags to boot.     



Now there is just the little matter of the titular character Annie.  Who can carry off those huge numbers, be on stage for almost the entire show, charm the audience the way she charms Daddy Warbucks, have a self assured attitude that never spills over into arrogance, show a caring nature beyond her years, bring hope and life to a bunch of disparate business people and politicians, have an infectious personality that lights up the entire stage, and on top of being a sensational performer yourself, ensuring you remember all your lines, lyrics, choreography, blocking, and mannerisms, also be in command of a dog at the same time, ensuring they do everything they are supposed to do as well!  I’ll tell you who achieved all of that tonight - Sharangi Gnanavarathan.  What a star, and so worthy of the headline bow and standing ovation.  Absolutely incredible.



The stage is visible from the moment you enter the auditorium, displaying the orphanage with its wrought iron beds.  It is framed and backdropped with an impressive collage of jigsaw pieces.  Some pieces of the puzzle are missing and light up in various colours throughout the show, whilst the rest are a black and white street map of NYC, with sporadic red scribbles showing the whereabouts of runaway Annie.  This design by Colin Richmond is quite mesmerising and grabbed my full attention way before the show had begun.  The thought and detail throughout this show is so subtle that it may even be subliminal, but it works its magic.



The show is sprinkled with little nuggets that ensure we are placed firmly in the right era, whether it be historical quotes from Roosevelt “The only thing to fear is fear itself,” references to the notorious gangster of the time Al Capone, famous art work such as The Mona Lisa, right down to the Broadway show the characters are watching.  Even though it isn’t named, the show is represented with sailors costumes and Anything Goes was the big show at the time of The Great Depression so is subtly implied.  It seems everything has been thought of.  This scene where Daddy Warbucks takes Annie to Broadway is luminous.  We have glamourous moving spotlights flooding not only the stage, but the audience, a song and dance routine that raises the endorphins, and finishes so cleverly by the cast transposing their positions to create a horse and carriage ride around central park from a theatre seat.  Costumes alight the stage with creativity, such as the infamous NYC yellow taxi, including flashing taxi lights, and no you’ve not read that wrong – this is indeed a costume! 



The musical score in Annie is timeless and so perfectly rousing, emotive and full of hooks that will leave you humming your own Annie medley for the next week or so.  Tomorrow is reprised throughout the show and with good reason for it does what it says on the tin and fills you with an overwhelming sense of hope and positivity, and when the acapella harmonies kick in on one of the reprises, you will be left brimming with tears at its sheer beauty and power.  The second act opens with ‘You’re Never Fully Dressed Without A Smile’ and the audience are encouraged to join in, as the cast interact with us directly and also set the scene by using the neon applause signs to firmly place us in a radio station.  Humour at play, we get to witness a foley artist, have a little tap dance to entertain us, and indulge in the fun, merriment and beautiful harmonies of this wonderful cast.



The second act also treats us to the showstopping number ‘I Don’t Need Anything But You.’  It takes us into Christmas and is so magical and full of feel good vibes that you don’t care that in reality we’ve not even had Halloween.  Instead, you are ready to join in, hang the holly and swig the eggnog.  As the show comes to a close, the audience are encouraged to join in with the cast in singing a rendition of ‘Tomorrow’ and nobody needed asking twice as it wraps itself around you and lifts you up in a way that is impossible to resist.  To be a part of a huge theatre all belting out a song of euphoric positivity was a moment that will stay with me for quite some time.



Well let me tell you, it seems I was fully dressed tonight, as I wore a smile throughout the entire evening as the glorious performers unleashed their effervescent talent amidst our soggy Manchester skies.  This is exactly what I love about musical theatre, the ability to take us away from reality and feel all the feels.  Annie may have its dark side with a bundle of baddies trying to sell a child for their own gain, but it is ultimately wholesome, family friendly, and so jam packed with some of the biggest musical theatre belters you’re ever likely to hear that I have no doubt you’ll be humming them all the way home.  And next time you face that annoying co-worker, or realise your report or homework is overdue, and the hum drum of life feels too much, you’ll remember those words from Annie with hope and relax a little; ”Tomorrow!  You’re only a day away.”



WE SCORE ANNIE...








Heathers the Musical

Heathers The Musical - Palace Theatre, Manchester - Tuesday 8th August 2023

GRAB YOUR CROQUET STICKS, SHARPEN YOUR TONGUE AND SPRUCE UP AN OLD BLAZER FOR HEATHERS THE MUSICAL IS BACK IN TOWN!

This is a show with a dedicated set of fans whose enthusiasm fills the theatre with a certain kind of anticipation, and they do not leave disappointed.  Having seen the show once before, I thought I was prepared for Heathers mania, but nope!  I was bowled over yet again by the electric atmosphere, which is entirely contagious and will have you whooping and cheering along whether you’re 17, 70 or undecided and lying about your age.  No one will care, for despite the mean girl trio, this is actually a show about learning tolerance and acceptance.  Well, ok – that’s just part of it, as it packs a punch with many themes throughout, but everything it touches is done with a clever, indescribable, dark and unique sense of humour, meaning pretty much nothing is of limits.



On the surface, Heathers may appear to be just another teen story of mean girls ruling the school whilst the other kids hang on their every word, terrified to make a wrong move and be doomed to the cortex of a high school tornado.  But whilst other stories may leave it there, Heathers delves much deeper and manages to incorporate suicide, bullying, assault, sexuality and acceptance.  However, neither is this a teenage drama, so mix this altogether, throw in a sense of humour that operates at break neck speed and is not for the easily offended, then you might just about be getting close to the unique phenomenon that has this audience whipped up into a frenzy.  The Heathers are three teenagers who are the most popular, and most feared girls in their school.  Heathers Chandler, Duke, and McNamara are about to be given detention when the unpopular Veronica saves their bacon by forging a hall pass.  All she asks in return is to sit at their table, but they decide to allow her into their group in return for more forged letters, passes and homework.  Veronica is breezing through high school for the first time ever, despite her reservations, then she meets the new kid – J.D.  He is deep, brooding, and intense, and when he beats up the two jock kids Ram and Kurt, who were giving her a hard time, little does she know that her future has just been rewritten.  As Veronica and J.D become close, she learns he has a dark side, a side that she unwittingly becomes embroiled in.  Heather Chandler is the first to learn just how deep J.D’s darkness burns, but as death breeds a temporary tolerance and a desire for attention, things quickly spiral out of control and Veronica learns that having a blast in high school, means something else entirely with J.D around.



Heathers has grit, depth and a darkness that is explored through its harsh yet hilarious brand of humour.  With lines such as ‘the lipstick Gestapo,’ F**k me gently with a chainsaw’ or ‘I’m on the bus again because all my rides to school are dead!’ you never quite know what vicious quip is ready to roll off the tongue.  It’s brutal but it’s brilliant.  And it lends its followers the tricky question of, “Who is your favourite Heather?”  With distinctive outfits, they are easy to emulate, as many audience members did.  But then again, each character in this show is given a chance to shine, so maybe your favourite character isn’t a Heather at all, but Veronica, J.D, or maybe even Martha, Veronica’s true best friend.  This is actually one of the shows strengths.  Every character is given a moment to shine, with solo’s, fantastic one liners, and a genuine strength in working as an ensemble cast.  The detail each cast member provides is quite simply outstanding.  Freeze frames, slow motion, ad-libbing, facial expressions, each element is jam packed with nuances in every corner of the stage.  During one freeze frame – a frozen punch to the face between J.D (Jacob Fowler) and Ram (Morgan Jackson), Jackson seemingly froze in entirety and didn’t blink at all.  Meanwhile, you have snippets of genius taking place between cast members such as Liam Dean and Maeve Byrne or Heather Duke (Elise Zavou) telling a petrified class mate (Eliza Bowden) to chill out and smile during a school assembly TV broadcast.  This cast know their stuff, and then some.



Jenna Innes (Les Mis) displays a dry sense of humour with ease as Veronica, and convincingly switches from sarcasm, to fear, to love in a heartbeat.  She is a strong lead, giving a voice to anyone who feels they don’t quite fit in.  Jacob Fowler (Rodgers & Hammerstein Cinderella) is brilliantly warped and intense as J.D.  He starts out as the mysterious stranger but is able to take his character on quite the transformation in a short space of time.  He plays it cool and calm which makes for an even more disturbed result.  Verity Thompson (Old Friends) is our chief Heather, Heather Candler.  Her comic timing and delivery of lines is so spot on that it leaves you in that conundrum of laughing at the stuff you’re not supposed to laugh at in real life, and even though she is the mean girl, you can’t help but admire her tenacity.  She most definitely has a stage presence that draws your eye every time she is on stage.  Elise Zavou (Red Riding Hood) is our Heather Duke, and again we see a fabulous transformation from follower to fearsome leader and head Heather.  She knows how to command an audience.  Billie Bowman (But I’m A Cheerleader) plays her humour is a totally different way as Heather McNamara, and offers up a naivety that allows us to laugh at her antics.  Even her timing of spitting out tablets is not to be under estimated, and was done just right.  She also gave a thoroughly emotive and incredible performance of her solo Lifeboat.  Alex Woodward and Morgan Jackson were a brilliant comedic duo as Kurt and Ram, bouncing off each other – quite literally – with excellent partner work.  The entire cast was irresistible and my lack of mentioning each and every one is meant as no disrespect, but to stop myself from gushing. 



There are strong themes and adult references throughout the show, giving it a 14+ age guidance, and I think this is wise.  Heathers raises tough issues that are openly discussed and explored through a sharp humour.  But this is why it has such a cult following of teenagers, because it doesn’t shy away from, or downplay the subjects at hand.  It doesn’t patronise and allows the topics to be explored in a way that is approachable and comfortable, and I know first hand that it has opened up the opportunity for young people to freely discuss such things that are difficult to broach.  It is a truly clever show.  You bathe in the glory of the sassy, fierce and complex characters.  You soak up the memorable songs and bop along with the dances, revelling in the infamous Heather poses.  You stop dead in your tracks at the cutting reality behind the laughter, and struggle through the intense scenes of suicide, homophobia, and date rape, before howling with laughter again as Ram and Kurt slide around the stage in little more than a pair of socks, or as the choreography is hammed up for comedic purposes.  This is an audience reaction like no other, and with opportunity to join in and cheer along, or become Ms. Flemings ex boyfriend (be careful where you sit,) even the cast looked humbled by the out pouring of love from the Palace Theatre audience tonight.  The character clique of Heathers Chandler, Duke and McNamara may be about excluding anyone they don’t deem popular enough, but the beauty of them is that they have created an end result of inclusivity, and a theatre full of beautiful.

   

WE SCORE HEATHERS THE MUSICAL...




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Zog

Zog - The Lowry, Salford - Friday 4th August 2023

FROM PAGE TO STAGE, ZOG IS A BRILLIANT SHOW WITH SUCH POSITIVE ENERGY, IT'S THE PERFECT FAMILY TREAT!

I know I am someone that could be described as being in touch with their child like sense of wonder and imagination and I own that, but I never thought for a moment I would enjoy a show designed purely for children quite as much as I just have.  Zog is zesty, zippy and full of zing.  With full on musical theatre numbers written by Joe Stilgoe, they transcend the usual nursery rhyme type song associated with shows for younger children and appeal to the masses with their upbeat, catchy melodies and glorious messages.


But back to the story.  Zog is a clumsy dragon who just wants to achieve the best in life and tries super hard so that he can win an elusive golden star in school.  Try as he might, it never seems to happen, and as their teacher encourages her dragon students to practice, practice, practice, he never gives up even when he thinks he can’t do it.  Helped along the way by his friend Princess Pearl, who believes in him every step of the way, he is determined to succeed, and after his flying lesson sees him crash into a tree, his fire breathing lesson sees him set his own wing alight, and his rescuing a Princess lesson sees him losing out whilst his friend rescues two, Princess Pearl steps in and offers to be the Princess that Zog can rescue.  Their friendship is sealed and as we discover that Pearl is not happy with her Princess status and instead dreams of being a doctor, a new and exciting alliance is born – The Flying Doctors.  Zog still has one more lesson to pass though - to learn to battle a knight.  Enter Sir Gadabout, who tries to take Pearl away.  Zog fights for his friend and finally wins his elusive golden star!


The audience are included in this beautiful show right from the start.  When the actors enter the stage with puppet birds on sticks, they immediately have us laughing as one of the crows settles on an adult audience members shoulder and poops!  Zog enters from an unlikely place (scaring me half to death) and immediately wins the hearts of everyone.  There is a genuine feeling of warmth in the theatre and a family aura, where children roar along with the dragons, adults clap along, and everyone gets up to join in with the invitation to dance on our feet at the end of the show.  The actors take their time to chat directly with the audience, making the whole thing feel very inclusive.  As the actors effortlessly bound around the scaffolding set, it is visually exciting, energetic and full of surprises.  The use of puppets was superb, and the attention to detail is mesmerising, such as when the dragons have been flying around and then settle down, the dragons can be seen panting for breath!  They matched the movements of their actors fantastically, so that even when the puppets were ‘rested’ and it was just the actor as the dragon, it all made perfect sense.  There was no confusion and the multiple role playing was seamless.  It was flawless, and I left the theatre wondering if it was too weird for me to go and buy a Zog toy because this feisty dragon stole my heart.


Danny Hendrix
played Zog with joy, heart and portrayed his level of determination perfectly.  He had every single person in the audience rooting for him, to the point that when he didn’t get a golden star on the third lesson, meaning another dragon got two, someone nearby shouted out “That’s not fair!  Zog works hard!”  Lois Glenister is delightful as Princess Pearl, showing the themes of kindness, loyalty and independence to a tee.  They display a great friendship on stage and both deserve acknowledgement for the positivity they sent out to the youngsters in the audience, and to us adults too!  Ben Locke plays both Sir Gadabout and one of the Zog’s dragon classmates.  He is great in both roles, but hails respect, laughter and hilarity as Sir Gadabout, making everyone belly laugh.  He has a song about wanting to be a dancer and he busts many a comical move, and provides some brilliant mime too, with his ‘invisible’ horse (that he asks an audience member to look after and feed for him).  Louise Grayford and Etta Williams complete the cast as Madam Dragon and the final dragon classmate and are equally as brilliant.  Grayford has the audience eating out of the palm of her hand when she tries to teach us all some tongue twisters and Williams has everyone giggling along with her cheeky antics.  This cast genuinely give off a family vibe and not only is it lovely to see, but it fits with the ethos of the show wonderfully too.


The story is taken right off the page so those who know the story can join in, but it is also fleshed out with additional script, brilliant songs and physical theatre moments.  Back to the songs for a moment as they are catchy, and would slot right into any West End show, with some giving off Matilda and Mary Poppins feelings.  Golden Star, I Can Do It, and Practice are amongst the ones that have stayed in my mind for various reasons, with Practice incorporating synchronised movements with letters creating funny moments.


Zog
is a brilliant show for kids of all ages, and with the Julia Donaldson & Axel Scheffler exhibition also on, it combines to makes an excellent day out at The Lowry, and believe me, many people have the same idea as the place was heaving and buzzing with excitement, energy and anticipation.  These are memories worth making and with such a positive energy and message being brought to life, I thoroughly recommend going along, enjoying and letting your heart fall in love with an orange dragon called Zog.


WE SCORE ZOG...


You deserve all 5 of them stars Zog, well done!


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Shrek The Musical

Shrek The Musical - Manchester Opera House - Wednesday 2nd August 2023

SHREK IS A GREEN, SHEEN, MUSICAL MACHINE THAT OFFERS JOY, HOPE AND HAPPINESS!


Shrek
has to be one of the most quotable animated films of its time, and one of those rare nuggets that engages everyone in equal measure, regardless of age.  It pokes fun at fairy tales, whilst kind of being one itself, finds a way to make toilet humour appealing to everyone, and even manages to pack a punch with its messages of acceptance, tolerance, friendship and loyalty.  Its secret to success is to have an unlikely hero and an even more unlikely Princess.  It’s a fairy tale that filters and flips the rules to fit with reality, and not pander to an airbrushed, fake existence.  In short, it is a breath of fresh air – well as fresh as the air can be when there are ogres around!  Shrek The Musical stays faithful and loyal to the film, yet equally manages to squeeze in a few extra nuggets of gold for you.  It is optimistic, uplifting, and defiant.  We first see Shrek as a mere ogre of seven, being sent on his not so merry way by his parents, and soon discover that he has been told what life will hold for him, and watch as he defends before he can be hurt.  Many years later, the isolated Shrek is aghast as a whole bunch of fairy tale folk are unceremoniously dumped on his swamp by Lord Farquaad who can’t abide them being in his Kingdom a second longer.  Shrek doesn’t give a fig what Lord Farquaad wants and so sets off to demand their removal with immediate effect.  On route, he quite literally runs into Donkey, the only one who has never balked at Shrek’s obtrusive behaviour or ghastly roar.  They become unlikely companions on a quest to save Shrek’s swamp.  They arrive in Duloc to find Lord Farquuad holding a competition, upon which the winner will go and rescue a Princess for him to marry.  Enter Shrek.  If he rescues Princess Fiona, he can have his swamp back.  A new quest begins for Shrek and Donkey, but Fiona is not what she appears to be. “By night one way, by day another. This shall be the norm. Until you find true love's first kiss. And then take love's true form.” 
 

Antony Lawrence (The Lion King, Matilda, We Will Rock You) brings out the best in Shrek.  Instantly loveable, you cannot help but warm to his humour, his vulnerability, and peel back those onion layers to reveal the biggest heart ever.  Lawrence somehow makes Shrek’s complexity simple, possibly because he makes this green ogre so relatable and honest.  With a cracking set of pipes, his voice easily reverberates around the theatre and makes you take notice more than any roar will.  An outstanding relationship is developed with Joanne Clifton (Strictly Come Dancing, The Addams Family, Rocky Horror) as Princess Fiona, with the joy and camaraderie beaming from both.  Clifton redefines what it is to be a Princess and I utterly adored her portrayal.  Fiesty, funny, sassy, strong willed, scrappy, and full of genuine spirit, what a positive force to send out into the world about how we can be independent yet connected at the same time.  She has a natural warmth on stage that extends to her undeniable talent as not only a dancer, but singer and actress too.  Brandon Lee Sears (Dreamgirls, Come From Away, Heathers) as Donkey is everything you hope he will be, and then some.  Hyper active, funny, and adorable, he is equally solid enough that when he holds a mirror up to Shrek and calls him out on his world views, you take him seriously.  It was great to see him bust some of his dance moves – who ever knew a Donkey could jazz splits?!  Throw in some impressive vocal riffs and Donkey had the audience eating out of the palm of his hoof.  James Gillan (Tommy, Everybody’s Talking About Jamie, Little Shop Of Horrors) was our much loved villain Lord Farquaad.  Flamboyance, extravagance and petulance are brought to the role by Gillan and it makes it difficult for you to dislike Farquaad in quite the same way you do in the film, which is a brilliant choice.  Make no mistake though, this is no pantomime villain but a fully fleshed out character, who is even given a clever and witty back story so we gain a little insight into his diva mind set.  Gillan makes the role seem effortless and takes his curtain call boo’s with good nature.  Cherece Richards as the dragon, Georgie Buckland as Gingy, and Mark D’arcy as Pinocchio have opportunity to share their undeniable vocal talents, and it goes to show what a crazy talented cast this really is.


Shrek
is given a sprinkling of fairy tale magic by its wonderful creative team who vividly bring the animated film to life before our very eyes.  The costumes by Philip Whitcomb instantly pop off the stage and dazzle with detail and colour.  They are simply put, gorgeous.  From the White Rabbit to The Big Bad Wolf, The Three Little Pigs to Peter Pan and Tink, our beloved childhood story books burst onto the stage unapologetically and demand to be noticed.  Pleasure could be gained simply by drinking in the array of fabulously donned characters.  Combine this with the softness of a cartoon-esque set (also designed by Whitcomb), with every setting you could possibly wish for from the film, and you won’t be disappointed.  With a perfectly aligned partnership between tangible and digital (Nina Dunn – Pixil Ltd) we are taken to every corner or this make believe world, from Shrek’s swamp to the fiery depths of the dragon protected castle.  With a pit stop in Duloc and the odd torture chamber along the way, Shrek and Donkey guide us with humour, heart, and hum dinging farts through this fabulously fun family musical.

If you have seen Shrek The Musical before, then you may notice a few changes.  There are no child actors playing younger versions of the characters, Lord Farquuad is no longer reduced to appearing short by walking round on his knees, the mirror is missing, and the dragon has been reimagined.  I’m sure different audience members will have different opinions on all of these changes, but for me, it took nothing away from the show at all, and if anything, gave it more freedom.  The new dragon was the only thing that took a bit of getting used to for me personally, for as fabulous as the puppet creation was – and it really was, Cherece Richards - the performer voicing it was not part of the puppetry.  She was dressed to impress in an epic costume all of her own.  Add in her stage presence and incredible vocals and all of my attention was drawn to Richards, making the puppet seem redundant as I just couldn’t focus on it.


The inclusion of rolling scenery to take us on the different quests was brilliant and even allowed for a fun inclusion of Puss In Boots on route.  There were humorous and subtle nods to motifs from other musicals, such as Rose’s Turn from Gypsy, Defying Gravity from Wicked, and You’re Gonna Love Me from Dreamgirls.  This was a clever extension of the initial subtle  banter and nods in the original film to Disneyworld and It’s  A Small World, which I’m thrilled to say, also appear in this stage show.  One of my favourite moments was the duet I Think I Got You Beat between Shrek and Fiona.  It was a masterclass in how to develop an entire relationship in one song.  The characters start by disliking each other, yet in the space of one song, bond, become friends, and develop feelings for each other.  And the best part of it all is that they bond through gas!  Burping and farting!  Yes I am a grown adult saying that this works and is fun, but it really does and it really is.  You see the fun, the relaxed nature and you want to share in it (not by burping and farting of course), but it just makes you warm to the characters and the show as a whole.  The giggles from the children, and even adults is infectious and on top of that – it’s a really raucous, showbiz and brilliant tune. And with famous lines from Donkey such as “Man, you gotta warn somebody before you crack one like that. My mouth was open and everything,” thrown in, you can’t help but go with the flow.  Another great song of celebration was Freak Flag that filled the auditorium with positivity and a place where being different was safe and welcomed.

Shrek The Musical is a green, sheen, musical machine that offers joy, hope, happiness, and reconnects you with your inner child whilst giving your adult self a reminder about what is actually important in life.  Imperfections are what make us our own kind of perfect, not glossy, shiny perceived portrayals of beauty.  It’s a show that has a big green, ogre beating heart at its core, and shows you it’s ok to be a little more Shrek, Fiona and Donkey.  You will not be disappointed, and with a rip roaring finale of I’m A Believer, we couldn’t help but jump to our feet and join in the fun.


WE SCORE SHREK THE MUSICAL...



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The Hallé - Some Enchanted Evening: The Music of Rodgers and Hammerstein - Bridgewater Hall, Manchester - Saturday 29th July 2023

AN EVENING TO REMEMBER AS THE HALLÉ, TOGETHER WITH SENSATIONAL WEST END SINGERS, GIVE MANCHESTER A REAL TREAT!


Photo credit to Bill Lam, The Hallé


The glorious sound of The Hallé reverberated around the stunning Bridgewater Hall last night as we were emersed in the timeless music of Rodgers & Hammerstein.  Under the baton of Martin Yates, this was going to be an evening to remember and with sensational West End singers Lucy May Barker, Alice Fearn, Rob Houchen and Scott Davies, the treats just kept coming and coming.  With fascinating anecdotes regarding the history of this golden age of musical theatre, these shows have won countless Tonys, academy awards, Pulitzer Prizes and Grammys.  With constant revivals, the popularity of Rodgers & Hammerstein’s music has never waned, and from the full capacity audience tonight, it shows no signs of losing it any time soon either. 



We were treated to a mixture of overtures and classic songs from the big five – Oklahoma, Carousel, South Pacific, The King & I, and The Sound Of Music, as well as another of their musicals The Flower Drum Song.  The applause and enthusiasm for the vibrance of the music and the quality filled your senses and you could literally feel it as it entered your body and your soul.  The songs were shared out between The Hallé and the sensational singers, evoking so many memories that for the entire evening, I felt like I had been wrapped in a tender warm hug.



Listening to Rob Houchen singing from South Pacific again after his UK tour was a wonderful treat I feel honoured to have heard for a second time, and hearing Scott Davies again after my first introduction to his stunning voice as Phantom 20 odd years ago was fantastic and just as spine tingling.  Lucy May Barker brought not only an incredible voice but such a bubbly and infectious personality, and finishing off the quartet, Alice Fearn proved why she is a West End leading lady with such an incredible vocal range.



Each song was a highlight and a special moment in time, and even as You’ll Never Walk Alone was announced and some United fans behind us joked it was time to nip out for a beer, by the end, the sumptuous harmonies of our singers had converted them and reduced their jaunty words to a simple – wow!  It was ethereal.  The King & I proved a particular favourite for me as it holds personal memories, but equally listening to Scott Davies fill the room with his luscious rendition of Some Enchanted Evening was an experience I never knew I needed.  Rob Houchen and Lucy May Barker brought Carousel to life with the full repertoire of If I Loved You, submerging us effortlessly into their world, and Alice Fearn vivaciously brought Ado Annie to life in the rip-roaring favourite I Cain’t Say No.



And of course, not forgetting the impressive, world-class Hallé who were always going to be at the heart of tonight's show.  Comprising of players from over 14 countries, these multi-talented and gifted instrumentalists create a sound like no other.  They have an intangible presence, a spirit that is swept around any arena they play in, particularly the glorious Bridgewater Hall.  This may have been a one night concert, but The Hallé offer a varied and impressive year round calander, so I urge you to allow yourself the beauty and encompassing sound of our very own Hallé.

WE SCORE THE PERFORMANCE...



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Message In A Bottle

Message In A Bottle - The Lowry, Salford - Thursday 27th July 2023

MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE WILL TAKE YOU ON AN EMOTIONAL JOURNEY AND MAKE YOU CATCH YOUR BREATH, OFTEN AT SURPRISING MOMENTS!

The music of Sting and The Police have seemingly always been a part of my subconscious and have danced through my own little corner of the world.  I can reminisce on those early memories of innocence, fascinated by the idea that an alien had landed in New York and nobody seemed to mind.  Or the naivety that endeared me to believe Every Breath You Take was a song about love, and Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic was about a powerful witch!  The songs have always been there storytelling, and even though I had their narratives muddled as a child, they still engaged me in my own way, and I had the joy of reimagining them all over again as I got older (though discovering the actual story of Every Breath She Takes was a little like discovering Santa wasn’t real!)  These songs excel in storytelling and so naturally lend themselves to a bigger piece of art.  Dance has a life force of its own and bewitches your heart in a unique way, therefore, to bring the songs fresh life and interpretation through Kate Prince’s ZooNation seems to be the perfect combination. 



Message In A Bottle brings us the emotive tale of one family, living in blissful harmony with their community and rejoicing their idyllic being.   Their peaceful lives are turned upside down as the village falls to civil war and the family are faced with impossible choices and stare down harrowing sacrifices for the ones they love.  With no option left but to flee, siblings Leto, Mati and Tana are forced to begin a new chapter, one of survival.  Despite the desperate and dangerous path they now find themselves on, we also glimpse hope and humanity against a backdrop of hate and hostility.  Each sibling is forced down a different road and we witness the repercussions of displacement.   The story tackles many prominent issues such as the refugee crisis, civil war, people trafficking, detention centres, and the loss of life at sea in an attempt to simply secure a safe existence void of fear.  Some will find it, some will not, but all will still carry the trauma with them alongside a paradoxical hope and bond with the family they lost along the way.  Lolita Chakrabarti has worked her dramaturg magic to produce a narrative that will leave you feeling all the feels, and then some!  Add into that the force of life that are the ZooNation dancers, and you won’t know what has hit you.  This is not a tale of politics.  It is an acknowledgment of the real people caught in the crossfire of politics.  The ones who, once upon a time lived a regular life, just like you and I.  It is a stunning piece of art that hands back the dignity of humanity to displaced families.



I honestly don’t know if I can do justice to Message In A Bottle through a written review.  This after all, is a passionate story told through dance, where verbal communication is made entirely redundant to a physical art form that speaks volumes without uttering a single word.  You are absorbed into the pulsating heartbeat and rhythm of the characters through jaw droppingly talented dancers, and willingly immersed into a new dimension of art that defies everything you thought you knew.  This is unlike anything else I have ever seen and my mind is in overdrive trying to process it.  Ninja dancers, wizards of beat, mystical movers relentlessly present agility, flips, grace, twists, acrobatics, lyrical, hip hop, krumping, breakdancing, ballet.  You name it, they do it, and then some.  Breath taking moves I have never seen before appear effortlessly, and with a seamlessly blended flow of solo, partner work, small group and cast ensemble pieces, this adds further testament to the power of ZooNation.



It is no wonder director and choreographer Kate Prince is an MBE.  Her vision, commitment, desire to break boundaries and to inspire the next generation of theatre goers is beyond evident in Message In A Bottle through the inspiring, relevant, and passionate performances.  Using the multi award-winning music of Sting as your score is genius, and with outstanding new arrangements by Alex Lacamoire (The Greatest Showman, Hamilton) these songs have been given a new lease of life and are both instantly recognisable yet entirely fresh and exciting.  They are given new flavours, including soul, jazz, theatrical, and reggae, and some are echoed throughout, each time with a subtle new twist to entice your heart to adapt to the current of the story.  With Sting himself singing the majority of songs, and Beverley Knight and Lynval Golding as guest vocalists, these haunting melodies will evoke just about every emotion you can imagine.



Andrzej Goulding (video designer), Natasha Chivers (lighting designer) and Anna Fleischle (costume designer) beautifully blend their own talents to offer stunning visuals, such as the interactive effects of shadowed silhouettes that whisp on the edge of the siblings memories with both hope and trauma.  Dancers jump and create a shadow that remains mid pose, or the shadows pose as the ghosts of troubled minds.  Images of their past appear on a screen, which is also projected as a bed, so that they represent dreams and nightmares tormenting the soul.  Elsewhere, rippling lights combine with sheet projections of rain and costumes that have the bottom half coloured blue and waved, suddenly mean more than community colours, as they also become the waves in a devastating scene at sea.  And as time runs out, so does the large over head sun, which doubles as an egg timer and pours sand down onto the stage as the dancers are helpless to stop it. 



The company of dancers defy superlatives!  They set their own standard, and then even smash that!  They are dancers, actors, storytellers and possibly even alchemists!  This ensures that the interpretation of songs is not only easy to follow, but feels like they were written for this show alone.  Desert Rose is a joyful and uplifting celebration of community, Every Little Thing She Does Is magic plays out a relationship from first sight to marriage.  Don’t Stand So Close To Me depicts soldiers intimidating and abusing women through their insidious power, Every Breath You Take represents the oppressive guards of the detention centre as we watch the siblings desperately trying to reach out for each other whilst being torturously kept apart.  I honestly could go on and on as an impressive 27 songs make an appearance, but I appreciate I’ve got to keep something back for everyone to discover for themselves. 



Message In A Bottle will take you on an emotional journey and make you catch your breath, often at surprising moments.  It will evoke joy, passion, loss, grief, love, sacrifice, heartache, unfairness, belonging, community, trauma, and hope.  Hope opens the show and closes it too.  Hope that life can go on, that love can be the most powerful of forces, and hope that no matter whatever else can be taken from us at the hands of other humans, our bonds, our love and our memories cannot.  

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Cruise

Cruise - HOME, Manchester - Tuesday 25th July 2023

CRUISE IS NOT ONLY A BRILLIANT SHOW, IT IS AN IMPORTANT SHOW, AND ONE THAT LEAVES A HANDPRINT ON YOUR HEART!

When an Olivier Award nominated production for ‘Best New Play’ pops into town, you sit up, pay attention, grab your pals, and get yourself down to the theatre, especially when it has chosen Manchester for its regional premiere.  I mean, it would be rude not to go right?!  Cruise seems to be the gift that keeps on giving, for after its initial opening to rave reviews straight out of lockdown, it made a few tweaks and took the spotlight once more at the Apollo, where it was described as ‘unmissable’, ‘life-affirming’, and ‘joyful’.  It is now stepping out of ‘that there London’ and sharing its brilliance with the rest of us, and I have to say thank you because what a powerhouse of a show!

Cruise is the incredible creation of Jack Holden, who has brought a true story to life before our eyes and immersed us into the world of Michael Spencer.  So, if you’re expecting a Jane McDonald style documentary or a certain Tom shaking cocktails or flying navel planes, then think again (though Tom Cruise does make an appearance of sorts funnily enough).  This Cruise may serve up a few hangovers, and be as explosive as a fighter jet engine, but it is brilliantly unique, will tingle your spine and goose your bumps with its raw honesty and mesmerising delivery.  We soon discover that it only takes one phone call to change someone’s world.  Enter Michael.  His devastating diagnosis plots out what he has been told will be the rest of his life.  With just four years to live, he sets out to do just that.  He sells up, breaks free and turns the world into one big party with his partner Dave.  When Dave passes away two years later, Michaels actions and decisions get larger, more reckless, and with little care for any looming consequences.  After all, his clock is ticking, and so when he reaches the final day of his four year prognosis, it is a heartbreaking moment.  What would you do if you thought it were your last day on earth?  I can’t imagine the resonance of conflicting emotions it would bring.   Michael decides to dress the part, then spend the evening saying farewell.  Farewell to those he has loved and loathed, to places of importance and familiarity.  And when that is done, the only thing left to do it party.  Literally party like it is the last night of your world.



But what if it isn’t?  What if, somehow, you were that one in a million who defied the odds? 

The set is a playground of opportunity and creativity, using scaffolding type rigging, and a revolving steel framed piece, offering the elusive doorway to all of Soho’s night life with a little imagination.  Combined with a balcony dedicated to the musician providing a pulsating soundtrack (John Patrick Elliott), live music and atmospheric sound effects effortlessly merge into the heartbeat of the story and heighten moments of emotion.  This is a clever design.  Lighting only adds to the shift of locations, from the dazzling nightclubs, raves, the help switchboard room, and even to the intangible location of utter oblivion.  We are guided through Jacks retelling of Michael’s story with ease.



And can we now talk about Jack Holden?  What a talent! Written and performed by the man himself, he is charming, engaging, brutally honest, intelligent, funny and enlightening without ever making you feel preached at.  His technique of gliding from one vivid character to the next through varying accents and physicality is genuinely jaw dropping and mesmerising.  Each character is as lovingly brought to life as the next, and you are submerged into a world full of larger than life characters, with all their brilliance, their flaws, their quirks.  They were real.  These are characters you recognise, and the variety of them is insatiable!  From Cat the bar maid with a big heart and a high ponytail face lift, to Fingers the Mancunian with a passion for music, to the fabulously Northern drag Queen whose set will leave you crying with laughter.  Jack also sings!  And his voice is stunning, leaving a spine tingling moment after his rendition of Elvis’ ‘Can’t help falling in love.’  How can one person be so talented?  I cannot emphasise enough just how crystal clear all of the cast of characters he created were.  You will be submerged full throttle into the 1980’s and experience Soho life for yourself.  It’s remarkable.



John Patrick Elliott is the composer of the original music in tonight’s show, including a mind-blowing rave.  He is also the sound designer and performs in the show too, playing multiple instruments, singing and never stopping for a heartbeat.  He enters the stage solo, ending the perpetual ringing of phones in the call centre, and slowly fills our senses with his music, setting the scene and musically teasing us for what is to come.  It is absolutely no surprise to learn that John is an award-winning composer, music producer and songwriter for film and theatre, and with a new album and tour coming up, I’d recommend checking it out.

Jack Holden has paid tribute to an era, a legacy, a heartbreaking time in history, and to his lead characters of Michael and Dave, who thanks to Jack, will be forever remembered.  What a stunningly beautiful gift to offer.  This is not only a brilliant show, it is an important show, and one that will leave a handprint on your heart.  

WE SCORE CRUISE...





Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - The Musical

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory The Musical - Palace Theatre, Manchester - Wednesday 12th July 2023

REIGNITE WITH YOUR CHILDHOOD AND OFFER THE GIFT OF IMAGINATION TO THOSE STILL IN THEIRS!

I am a self-confessed book worm and my passion developed very early on in life as I was lucky enough to attend a primary school whose teachers not only believed in the power of offering children a magical escapism of pure imagination but believed in encouraging it too.  I was inspired every day, and author names such as Hazel Townsend, Richmal Crompton, our very own Headteacher David Webb, and of course Roald Dahl, were just as common as the student register.  Willy Wonka, Charlie Bucket, and Grandpa Joe were as real to me as anyone I could touch, and the chocolate factory was vividly clear to me.  I could visit it any time I liked, and I have to confess, I still do, and this authentic, unspoilt and cherished ability to dream, imagine and create is something I hold so dear to my heart, so I have to start by saying thank you Roald Dahl.  Thank you for your ability to ‘watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you.’



I’d like to think that everyone knows the story of Charlie And The Chocolate Factory, but we don’t want anyone left locked outside those factory gates, so just incase, here it goes.  Charlie and his family have very little in terms of money and possessions, but he does have an insatiable appetite to dream and make something out of nothing.  He is an inventor at heart, and so mix that with a love for chocolate and it is no wonder that the myth and legend of Willy Wonka has become a hero to him.  Living with his mum and four grandparents, the house is filled with love and whilst Charlie is grateful for his lot in life, he still can’t help but wish for his birthday and the elusive Wonka bar he hopes will come his way.  This desire is only propelled forward by the announcement that Wonka is opening his factory to the five lucky people who find a golden ticket hidden in their chocolate bar.  Just as Charlie thinks all hope is lost, he finds himself holding the fifth golden ticket!  Elated, he enters the factory with the other winners, and discovers a world of pure imagination, a world where no one leaves quite the same way they went in.  Wonka promises a prize to the winner, and as Charlie finds he is the only one left, he finds that all his dreams might just come true.



You will enter a world of pure delight from the moment you enter the building for the air is pumped full of the sweet fragrance of chocolate and sweets, giving your inner child free reign to come out to play.  It is magical, and with the staff playing along stating, “of course you can smell chocolate, there’s a chocolate factory downstairs!” it set the scene for a place where the real world is left outside, and creation and fantasy are a must.  As you enter the auditorium, a metal dumping ground dominates the stage, a playground of opportunity for Charlie, where old things can be reinvented and given a new life.  The piece expertly slides apart to reveal the sweet shop, and just as easily transitions into the Bucket family home, a two levelled design full of intricate details, and props seemingly hidden in every nook and cranny.  As the story unfolds, we have break out moments from the Bucket household, to across the globe where we meet the winners of the golden tickets.  Each character brings a burst of colour, vibrance, and contrast to the thread bare and gloomy Bucket home.  These moments expertly switch up the pace, the vibe, and the flavour of the show to keep you on your toes.



We are first introduced to Augustus Gloop (performed with a brilliant and quirky humour by Robin Simões  Da Silva) via an energetic yodelling song, complete with lederhosen, sausages, and a pigs head!  And if you think that’s bizarre, you ain’t seen nothing yet!  Violet Beauregarde (the enigmatic Marisha Morgan) treats us to a basketball inspired pop music reel, whilst Veruca Salt (brilliantly portrayed by Kazmin Borrer) creates a new blend of ballet meets explosive tantrum!  Mike Teavee (the fabulous Teddy Hinde) is introduced via a hip hop style mash up with toy laser guns and as the songs keep coming, it is finally time for Charlie to find his ticket.  As he does so, the audience erupt with love, support and joy for this gorgeous character as he finally gets his chance in life, and we all know what awaits him.  I don’t know if this happens at every show, but it was quite emotional.  The sheer love throughout the theatre for this fictional character, the underdog, was phenomenal and spoke volumes as to just how meaningful this story is to so many.  Then it was time to meet Mr. Willy Wonka.  The show had been brilliant up to this point, and you could feel the anticipation, tension, and expectation rising.  The reveal of Willy Wonka is one of the story’s huge moments and I won’t give the magical entrance itself away, but I will shout from the top of the glass elevator that Gareth Snook typhooning onto the stage as Wonka, caused a wonderful whirlwind I never knew I needed!  The show suddenly transcended into an entirely different stratosphere!  I have no words to fully do his entrance justice, but majestical, demanding, captivating and with a beautifully precise hyperactive energy, it felt like the show had now truly begun.



The second half danced to the beat of its own drum and our tour around the chocolate factory stood perfectly apart from the real world of the first half.  Magic, illusion, technology, and showmanship combine to dazzle you and make any scepticism succumb to the fantasy world unfurling before your very eyes (credit to Chris Fisher - illusions, Tim Mitchell - lighting, Mike Walker - sound and Simon Wainwright - video design.)  Sweets appear out of thin air, stardust fills the skies, rollercoasters with tracks made out of Wonka bars are merely a regular mode of transportation, and a new invention is just around every corner.  But fear not, you will also discover everything you know and love about the chocolate factory.  You will laugh without limits as Violet turns into a blueberry, squeal with delight as giant squirrels dominate the stage ready to spot a good nut from a bad one, smile a chocolatey and wistful smile as the famous chocolate waterfall and river flows before your very eyes, and gasp in wonder as a human is transported through the air and into a tv screen!  And just in case you are wondering, yes there is a glass elevator, and yes it really does fly!    



New and varied songs have been penned for this musical by Mark Shaiman and Scott Wittman, from the rousing song from Grandpa Joe, culminating in the stunningly moving ‘The View From Here.’  Every song is so individual because they have allowed the characters to lead and dictate their own style, instead of trying to make them all fit the same genre.  It is incredibly respectful of Roald Dahl's wonderful writing.  Emily Jane Boyle echoes this sentiment with individual and unique choreography for each character and segments of the story as it unfolds.  Simon Higlett has designed the set and costumes with such detail, precision, and humour that there is a giggle to be found in every moment, such as Grandpa Joe’s uniform being that of a bus conductor, and the fact that he is still wearing his slippers, or the countless surplus stuffed animals decorating Veruca’s ballet bar!  And even the appearance and reappearance of the modernised silver Oompah Loompa’s are accessorised to match each character, from basketball shirts to tutus! 



James Brining has brought this children’s classic to life by directing with a tender loving care that somehow also free to break the rules, live a little, and keep you on the edge of your seat despite knowing the story back to front.  Charlie Bucket does not come across as saccharine, as is the risk, but instead, a strong and feisty child with a good heart and a belief in making the impossible possible.  Performed tonight by Haydn Court (Newsies, Bedknobs & Broomsticks, Matilda), an undeniable talent who may have been the youngest cast member on stage, but who earned every moment of applause and standing ovations received at the end of the show for this was a flawless performance.  This was Charlie Bucket!  No question of it.  An incredible achievement.  Michael D’Cruze (West Side Story, The Quartered Man, JCS) as Grandpa Joe was alive with energy, bringing a protective yet dare devil quality to the surface that made his relationship with Charlie so natural and exciting.



The inclusion of sign language from the characters was brilliant and it was even better to hear some young audience members stating they understood some of it from learning it at school.  Another great directing choice was the dual roles (Christopher HowellGrandpa George and Mr. Salt, Kate Milner EvansGrandma Josephine and Mrs. Gloop, Emily WinterGrandma Georgina and Mrs. B, and Leonie SpilsburyMrs. Bucket, Mrs. Teavee).  They were so strong and clear, that with all honesty it was only looking at the programme that I even realised this was the case!  And once again I come back to Gareth Snook (Phantom, Les Mis, My Fair Lady) as Willy Wonka, who was so zany, unpredictable, and utterly bonkers, with an addictive quality which is so uniquely personal to him that I am wasting my time even trying to name it!  People always ask the question when referencing this character, who is your favourite Wonka, Gene Wilder or Johnny Depp?  I can now truthly answer, neither.  It’s Gareth Snook!



Reignite with your childhood and offer the gift of imagination to those still in theirs, with a trip to The Palace Theatre to watch Charlie And The Chocolate Factory The Musical.  There was a passion, a delight, and an innocent wonder dancing in the eyes of the audience, both old and young, and as I stood waiting to leave, I couldn’t help but listen to a teacher talking to her group of students.  She asked them to give an on-the-spot review.  Each child gave it five stars, apart from one who quite magnificently said the only stars that mattered were the ones we had just watched on the stage!  Their favourite parts seemed to vary from “a bouncing blueberry”, to “the wicked light creations”, to “seeing the factory come alive better than I dared to ever believe.”  So as you can see, I really wouldn’t bother grabbing your golden ticket to watch the show…….Wait!  Strike that!  Reverse!  Grab your ticket now, and remember, as the song says, “It must be believed to be seen!”


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Titanic The Musical

Titanic The Musical - The Lowry, Salford - Tuesday 4th July 2023

TITANIC THE MUSICAL HANDLES THE TRAGEDY WITH CLASS, DIGNITY AND HUMANITY

It is fair to say that musicals based on historical events carry an additional, sometimes unspoken burden to prove themselves. Not only must they jump through all the usual hoops to stand a chance of survival, let alone longevity, but they must do so with a weighty sense of accountability, tact, and decorum.  And with recent events in the news surrounding The Titanic, it feels a timely sensitive topic.  Five-time Tony Award winning Titanic The Musical handles this responsibility with class, dignity and humanity.  It chooses to base the characters on real people who were onboard, telling their story, their hopes, their dreams, and allowing them to live on in the hearts of everyone who watches the show.  This gives added poignancy and impact to the tragic ending we all know is coming and gives the story authenticity.




The Titanic set sail on her maiden voyage on 10th April 1912 with a dream of becoming a legendary cruise ship, a dream that was so big and carried so much interest that it became fulfilled in the most sad and ironic manner.  As Captains, designers and investors (played by Martin Allanson, Graham Bickley, Ian McLaren, Billy Roberts) boast and congratulate themselves on the success that is about to bestowed upon them as the ship prepares to launch, we are introduced to its passengers, each with their own dreams just waiting to be followed.  Third class passengers dream of a better life in America, second class reveal a mixture of contentment and longing for a taste of the first-class passengers, who seemingly don’t have a care in the world.  But there are cross overs too such as the first-class passenger who is running away from her life to be free to marry beneath her class.  The crew are brought to life from the bellboys to the Communications Officer and we are pulled right into the beating heart of the dockside in Southampton as cast members swiftly move in and out of the audience from the stage, loading the ship with a variety of foods.  It is busy, it is bustling, it is ironically buoyant. 

       



The first half of the show moves at a calm and steady pace, feeding us various facts and figures about The Titanic, including its capacity and prestigious unsinkable features.  Alongside this we get to know a little more about the characters, from the self-indulgent investor to the out of wedlock pregnant third-class passenger Kate who manages to find herself a new husband pretty sharpish.  There is no big plot reveal, we all know what is going to happen, and the tension is allowed to build very slowly as warning after warning is ignored regarding the looming iceberg.  The purpose of this first half seems to be to engage us with the characters, remind us that these were real people, so when the inevitable happens, we are invested.  This is not an easy thing to do as we all know the outcome long before we even arrived at the theatre, so the production has to hook us in another way.  Already knowing the outcome offers a different slant on conversations spoken in innocence, as they take on a desolating parallel, such as when The Captain states he is retiring so this will be his last ever voyage.  We know something he doesn’t know, we already know his fate, so everything that is said opens itself up for a deeper meaning.  It is an unusual position to be in as an audience member, and so much of the first act is simply allowing us into the private lives of characters whose outcome we already know.  It means there is no huge shocking plot development, which is both a blessing and a curse as it feels strange, like you are just waiting for the inevitable, but on the other hand, it would feel stranger if liberties were taken with the truth of the story for the sake of a traditional first act plot arc.  Just as the ship hits the iceberg, we are plunged into darkness and act one closes.




Act two for me is the beating heartbeat of the show where we begin to realise the human connections we have made with the characters in the first act.  We have to watch helpless, knowing how this will play out, that this was real, and face the stark realities and decisions that had to be made.  It was wrenching to witness the different responses to the tragedy as it unfolded, from anger, to blame, panic, selfishness, selflessness, love, helpless hope, resignment, and suicide.  Each person onboard was facing the same situation but each had their own response to it.  The audible gasp from the audience as we learned of the stoic and brave loyalty of the bellboys, who turned out to be no older than 15, the elderly Ida Straus who refused to take her seat on the lifeboat because she didn’t want to live without her husband, the contrast to them giving their life jackets away to give two young maids hope of survival against the entitled first class who refused to give a seat to another human being so there was room for their luggage.  As those who were granted a space on a lifeboat were separated from their loved ones with their chance to live, they joined us in the audience, putting a physical distance between themselves and their last goodbyes.  The beautifully haunting “We’ll Meet Tomorrow” rung throughout the theatre, and the brutal truth hit hard.  This, for me, was the perfect paradoxical moment of the show, where its purpose of human connection made sense, but the tragedy of the real-life facts made no sense, as pointless death never does.  The sinking of the ship was tasteful, powerful, and avoided a big smoke and mirrors effect which would possibly have seemed tactless for the sake of impact.  Instead, it was delicately stylised and for me, it was pitched just right.




The vocal power of this company is moving, and with more score than book, it cleverly accommodates nuances such as traditional Irish sounds and morse code rhythms.  There is a clear difference in the melodies for each of the passenger classes, and a touching reprise to honour the legacy of the souls lost at sea.  Graham Bickley as Captain Edward Smith commands with power and pompousness.  But he makes someone who is never really represented favourably for obvious reasons, someone flawed yes, but someone real.  He was also someone’s husband, son, friend and he made questionable choices but he made them out of impossible options.  Valda Aviks and David Delve as Ida and Isidor Straus broke my heart.  They represented love.  True love.  The kind you would rather die for than face the world without.  They both played this with a gentle and subtle nature that had the audience gasping for air at their personal sacrifice and strength.  Matthew McDonald as Charles Clarke was the first to make me cry with his gut-wrenching solo in “We’ll Meet Tomorrow.”  The pain of his goodbye was etched in every fibre of his being and he made me feel it too.  Bree Smith as Alice Beane brought a breath of fresh air and humour to a tragic story, with her preference for societal gossip, and her ambitions to quite literally be a cut above.  Her constant attempts to break into the first-class areas and ‘be one of them’ was something we have all tried on our own level at some point, whether it be calmly trying to cut a line in a nightclub, mosey on up to the VIP area at the airport, or just dreaming of something more.




I didn’t know what to expect with Titanic The Musical.  I obviously knew the true life events of what happened, but I didn’t know the approach that a musical would take.  Would it try and use modern technology to simulate the ship sinking?  Would we see the iceberg?  Would it mix fictional with fact like the blockbuster movie?  It was less chaotic than I was expecting, less dramatic, and more humanistic.  Audience members who I spoke to who had a historical interest were impressed by the accuracy and inclusion of so many facts, and judging by the standing ovation at the end, others were just impressed full stop.  As the survivors bring the show to a close, they do so against a Titanic memorial wall baring the names of the 1517 men, women and children whose lives were lost at seat upon the legendary ‘unsinkable ship.’  A tasteful and tearful tribute to the tragic tale of The Titanic.



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Leaves of Glass

Leaves of Glass - Hope Mill Theatre, Manchester - Monday 3rd July 2023

LEAVES OF GLASS OS ONE OF THE MOST THOUGHT-PROVOKING AND BELIEVABLE SHOWS YOU WILL EVER SEE - TRULY OUTSTANDING!

Sometimes, very rarely, you witness something that transcends words, lives in its own universe, and has no sense of comparison to anything that went before or is likely to come after.  It becomes your story to try and relay because you were the one that observed it.  No one else saw what you saw.  It was intimately revealed to you, and to you alone.  Leaves Of Glass at Hope Mill Theatre has pulled me into this mystical web of confusion, for I now have the challenge of unravelling the very real sensation that I was watching four actual people, and not four actors perform a play.  Their truths, their lies, their realities, their distorted and fractured manifestations were presented with such authenticity that it became real.  And I was eavesdropping on their intensely private family secrets. 

 

Photo Credit - Mark Senior


Steven has the upper hand with the audience from the off because he is the first person we meet and so it is his truth that guides us.  He is presentable, calm, has his own graffiti cleaning business, he is successful and in control.  He opens up just enough to allow us insight of his troubled heart regarding his late father, but soon has to swallow his own grief to deal with his younger brother Barry, whose own answer to bereavement presents itself in a state of deep drug and alcohol fuelled intoxication.  Steven hasn’t had the luxury of grief as he had to look after his troubled brother.  Barry therefore offers a polar opposite response to Steven, for he is wired, violent, and unpredictable with an air of danger about him.   We then meet Debbie, Steven’s wife, and his mum Liz as they jovially join forces to wind him up through a sense of mutual love.  Through naturalistic family conversation that overlaps, goes off at tangents, and has at least three entirely different topics intertwined into a seamless exchange that doesn’t miss a beat, the observational humour here sets the scene for many a family home across the world.


Photo Credit - Mark Senior


From Debbie’s pregnancy to the barking dog next door, from double glazing to war, and from pulling teeth out, to holidays and who takes sugar in their tea!  Barry is very much painted as the black sheep of the family, dealing with the unspoken loss of their father in all the darkest ways.  But hold onto your hats for one heck of a rollercoaster ride, for perception is a strange thing.  Our minds can be manipulated. One person’s memory is another person’s torture, and trusting instinctual first impressions can take you to the point of no return.  You will think you know where the story is going.  You will be proved wrong time and time again.  You will think you know these characters.  You will learn not to trust this.  You will think you know who is telling the truth.  You will never truly know, because even when you leave the theatre and discuss it with people around you, you will quickly learn that the story they have just watched has been filtered in an entirely different way to the same story you have just watched, leaving you believing different things and interpreting individually unique truths.  In a family where secrets thrive on secrets and where mental health is hushed up as a “fluey bug type thing,” how long before the cracks start to show and the glass shatters?  As I said, Leaves Of Glass will become YOUR story, because you are the only one who will see it in the exact way that you do.  It is a mind-blowing concept and one that has left me feeling brilliantly dazed and confused.


Photo Credit - Mark Senior


Set in the round, you are instantly, almost voyeuristically placed in whichever room the characters are in, strengthening the sense of investment you have in the truth and the outcome.  With just a staple of four benches as the set, and additional purposeful props smoothly brought in when needed for a location change, the starkness deliberately pulls your focus to the phenomenal acting and storytelling.  Everything that is there is there for a reason and not simply to dress the set, whether it be a hanging lamp, a piece of art, a remote control, or a baby monitor.  The thought that has gone into minute detail is breath taking, and this extends to every creative element.  Lighting will mess with your mind, taking you from a plunging darkness to feeling almost naked and vulnerable in the sudden and glaring strip lights.  A particularly gut-wrenching scene is played out via candlelight, offering up yet another story telling filter where just like the characters, you are forced to listen, because you don’t have easily accessible visual clues.  Costumes are designed to lead us into snap judgements.  Barry first appears with impeccable detail, chunks of vomit on his top, and later with holes in his t-shirt and jeans with an unwashed grime in them.  Even the make up on his wrists shows of his struggle with self-harming.  In contrast, Steven wears a crisp white shirt, expensive and trendy trousers, smooth, tailored, immaculate, with not a hair out of place.  We think we have seen the truth based solely on their appearances before we have even bothered to listen.

This is a smart creative team (Kit Hinchcliffe – set and costume, Alex Lewer – lighting, Sam Glossop – sound) who understand how our minds can sadly work.  Sounds are filtered in with such discretion that whilst you may notice the barking dog or the telephone ring, you may be forgiven for feeling rather than hearing the building hum of tension, the power of silence, and the gloomy external weather.


Photo Credit - Mark Senior


Director Max Harrison has created an exemplary piece of theatre that encourages you to ask more questions than it answers.  His clear approach of collaborating with cast and creatives in an open and malleable manner ensures the feeling of real life rather than a staged production.  These characters are real.  They are in the moment, they are alive, they are living breathing spontaneous beings that burst open that fourth wall leaving nothing but dust in its wake and the mind mangling belief that you have actually stumbled into someone’s reality and not the theatre.  The actors will make eye contact with you, and hold it, because they are telling you their truth, and they need you to believe them.  No one else.  Them.  I set out tonight to watch a staged play in the theatre, but I didn’t see one, and I mean that as a raw and honest compliment.  Instead, I saw four real people trying to navigate their way through trauma and the alternate paths it has taken them down.  Never have performances been so convincing. 


Photo Credit - Mark Senior


Ned Costello
(The Clothes They Stood Up In, Britannicus, Capture 2) doesn’t leave the acting space as Steven and is captivating from beginning to end.  He expertly unravels his seemingly perfect life into a split and fraying turmoil, before desperately trying to gather it all back up and supress the darkness of the truth he is hiding from himself.  There is something there, dangerously bubbling away beneath the calm waters, and each twist and turn is delved into with such a self-assured sanity that you don’t want to believe what you hear.  Costello invades your mind and your emotions leaving you wrung out, confused and doubting your own gatekeepers of the truth.  Joseph Potter (Salt Water Moon, The Poltergeist, Romeo & Juliet) almost takes the reverse journey as Barry, starting with nothing but a vomit bucket and a hyperactive, unstoppable, manic energy that pings off immediate untrustworthy vibes in your mind.  His vivid and palpable agitation places you on edge and he will hold you in the palm of his hand in an equal, yet entirely different way.  Such is his believability that his capable turnaround and obvious passion and talent for art, catches you out.  But Potter is nothing less than captivating, exhilarating, and heartbreaking when he finally reveals his truth in the cellar with Steven.  You will see a lost boy, a broken man, and a pleading brother in each and every word spoken.


Photo Credit - Mark Senior


It is remarkable.  Kacey Ainsworth (Eastenders, Grantchester, Calander Girls) wows us with her brash, thick cockney accent and unique phrases as Liz.  Funny, frustrated, and frightened, her truth is not told with the words she says, but in every word that she doesn’t say, won’t say, and can’t say.  What a masterclass.  Her obviously altered recollection of the truth at the end of the story regarding Barry’s artwork highlights to us all how we can take liberties with the truth, not in order to lie, but in order to be able to live.  Again, this is delivered with such skill that the pleading heart of a broken mother to please accept her false memories as facts is heard far louder than the words she speaks.  Katie Buchholz (understudy in Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons, The Seagull, Mary Poppins) completes this stellar cast with her exceptional performance as Debbie.  As the only member of the family we meet who is not a blood relative and so hasn’t experienced the past with the others, we gain yet another perspective.  As audience members, we are privy to more of their history than possibly she is, but she knows something is wrong and so is left to draw her own conclusions, which in all honesty don’t even touch the sides of the family’s pandora’s box.  Buchholz brings a bubbly and larger than life warmth to the story, yet it is grounded in a solid and deeply complex character of her own, ensuring that Debbie isn’t superfluous or trivial against the others.  Far from it, instead we gain an immaculate character that guides us through the impact and ripple effects of trauma.  The timing of her overlapping dialogue delivery is so truthful and natural that it raised a few giggles as we each recognised ourselves or a loved one. 


Photo Credit - Mark Senior

This sensational cast deliver Philip Ridley’s outstanding play with a frank and fabulous finesse.  It will make you stop and think.  It will challenge your own perceptions on memory, and it will have you gasping for breath as you try to keep up with the plentiful twists and turns, that believe me, you will not see coming.  When the truth of our memories is so open to debate, it opens up a black hole of possible endings, inscrutable outcomes, and an intangible definitive.  My memory of tonight’s production of Leaves Of Glass may be entirely different to someone else’s, but I know that my truth will remember it as one of the most thought-provoking and believable shows I have ever seen. 
 

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A Northern Song - Celebrating the genius of Victoria Wood - Bridgewater Hall, Manchester - Saturday 24th June 2023

MCR:CLASSICAL CREATED SOMETHING SPECIAL AND HOPEFULLY IT BECOMES AN ANNUAL FIXTURE!

mcr:classical is the launch of a new collaboration between the ensembles and orchestras of Manchester and The Bridgewater Hall.  It sees the Hallé, BBC Philharmonic, Manchester Camerata, Manchester Collective and a host of world class artists come together for the weekend, spreading the joy of music through concerts, free music, crafts, hands on experience with instruments, entertainment, food, drink, and merriment. 



I attended the opening event performed by The Hallé - A Northern Song.  Celebrating the genius of Victoria Wood.  I was intuitively drawn to this particular concert for my love of everything Victoria Wood, and her music is no exception to her undeniable talent.  With superb actors Josie Lawrence and Alex Jennings guiding us through the concert as composer Sir Henry Purcell and a dinner lady (or Lady Dinner as Sir Henry refers to her) and based around a script coined together from Victoria Woods iconic sketches, it was always going to be a winner.  But before any of this joy can start, mcr:classical welcomes us all as their guests, with The Hallé, conducted by Stephen Bell, ringing out Disney’s Be Our Guest.  Josie Lawrence enters the stage dressed as a dinner lady and she is looking for her friend, when Alex Jennings enters as Sir Henry Purcell, who has lost the sheer joy that music can bring because he states that music is a serious business.  It becomes Lady Dinner’s mission to help him find it, and with a little help from the Hallé Children’s Choir, a celebration of Victoria Wood’s music begins.  We are treated to some classics, such as At The Chippy, Happiness Street (That Day We Sang), Count Your Blessings, and Northern Song, before we get the uplifting Nymphs and Shepherds by Purcell, which was the launching block for That Day We Sang and Victoria’s association with the Hallé Children’s Choir.  Sir Henry finds the joy in music again, and after this thoroughly rousing concert, so did the audience.


Photo credit - Alex Burn


The script, written by Beth and Emma Kilcoyne, is based on the works of Victoria Wood, and includes some corkers such as Two Soups, Red Cabbage - How Much, Let’s Do It, I want To Be Fourteen Again, and of course her beloved Acorn Antiques, complete with mistimed ringing phones, out of sync script delivery, and cued entrances and exits happening all at the wrong moment.  There are moments of reflection, respect and awe which are accompanied by a series of images projected of Victoria, and alongside the wholesome voices of the Hallé Children’s Choir, I found the whole thing quite emotional at times.  One such moment was the accumulation of all these efforts with the song When You Belong, which echoed with the ambience of angels around the glorious concert hall.  Howard Goodall CBE and Victoria’s long long-term Musical Director and friend, Nigel Lilley have re-orchestrated the songs especially for the occasion, and the collaboration with the Hallé Children’s Choir is the perfect choice as they hold particular poignance.  It was widely known that Victoria passionately believed in the integration of music and the arts as a staple to every child’s education, and seeing so many children on stage and in the audience today, would no doubt have filled her with joy and hope. 


Photo credit - Alex Burn


Hallé Children’s Choir
offer children the chance to have the very best possible introduction to singing at the highest level in a range of singing styles and are made up of over 90 members from across Greater Manchester.  They performed in That Day We Sang and Victoria became their Patron.  They have dedicated their rehearsal base in the Oglesby Centre at Hallé St Peter’s to her.  And wow!  What a choir!  I was not the only one blown away by their standard, professionalism, talent, and stunning harmonies.  This may be a children’s choir, but do not let that mislead you as to what they bring to the table.  Every song was choreographed to an outstanding level, and this choir not only sang to the highest standards, they performed to them too.  I was honestly blown away and was not expecting such a force to be reckoned with.  I know if I had been a child in that audience, I would already be driving my parents insane asking how and when I could join them.  They were inspirational and I may have been lured to this concert for my love of Victoria Wood, but I left with a new love for the Hallé Children’s Choir, who I will definitely go and watch again.  Thank you to The Victoria Wood Foundation for commissioning this show and honouring Victoria’s legacy in such a perfect way, in what would have been her 70th year.  My only sadness is that this was a one off concert, for the amount of work that has clearly been put in by the choir should be celebrated again and again.



As we left the concert, we immediately happened upon the RNCM Olias Saxophone Quartet playing upbeat and funky music to a growing crowd.  The atmosphere was so intoxicating that we decided to stay and explore.  We headed up to the circle area and found family crafts, and a brilliant zone set up by Music Makers named the Musical Petting Zoo, where an array of instruments were available to be picked up, played and loved, with expert supervision.  Children of all ages – and even some adults – were forging new relationships with violins, clarinets, xylophones, trumpets, and so much more.  We bumped into friends, colleagues, and enjoyed the company of other music lovers, quite literally from age 1 – 84!  mcr: classical definitely has an air of something special about it, and I truly hope it becomes an annual thing, as I for one will be spreading the word and attending again if so.


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Photo credit - Alex Burn

Royal Shakespeare Company - Julius Caesar

RSC'S Julius Caesar at The Lowry, Salford - Tuesday 20th June 2023

THE PRODUCTION OFFERS A DRAMATIC NIGHT FILLED WITH HISTORY, EXCELLENT ACTING, AND EXCITING POSSIBILITIES OF SECURING SHAKESPEARE INTO THE HEARTS OF A WHOLE NEW GENERATION

I feel there has been a glint of magic in the air regarding this production of Julius Caesar, for not only are the poster and media images intriguing, glossy, and current, but who better to watch perform Shakespeare than The Royal Shakespeare Company!  After chatting with company member and Salford actor Robert Jackson last week, my enthusiasm and energy for this offering was lifted even further.  The story, one of a Roman General and Dictator from neon’s of years ago that caused vast political unrest and divisive opinions, ironically seems so relatable today.  Caesar has immense power and many start to feel that he is abusing it, for his whims and orders are a real threat to their democracy.  As whispers fill the streets of opposing views, the conspirators are born and the idea to assassinate Caesar takes hold.  But can such an idea ever be simple to implement or languish without consequence, especially when Caesar still has faithful followers? 



What follows is a whirlwind of chaos, ruthless desire, brutality, ego, betrayal, jealousy, and murder.  Strong beliefs, superstitions and manifestations of guilt evoke responses along the way that ultimately lead to a civil war.  Caesar is dead, Mark Anthony is in command, but the conspirators are still not appeased.  As the battle takes place, the conspirator leaders Cassius and Brutus – once Caesars friends – take their own lives and Mark Anthony returns to Rome to rule, along with Octavius, Caesars great nephew.  The conspirators gained their new leader, but someone who was loyal to Caesar, and at what cost?  It raises important, uncomfortable, and illuminating questions.  Just how far is someone prepared to go for their political principles? 




Directed by award winning director Atri Banerjee, this RSC production of Julius Caesar cleverly draws parallels to current universal political unrest across the globe and reminds us that time nor wisdom has managed to loosen the contentious relationship between powerful leaders and civilians.  A vividly striking minimalistic staging approach, engages you to concentrate on the actors, highlighting that the people and their stories are the focus, not the politics.  The inclusive and exciting choice of including a local community chorus from each stop on the tour clearly keeps this production fresh and alive.  It instinctively supports the backbone of this production being about the people by giving the real people in our communities, opportunity, a voice, and a platform.  Hints of new relationships are explored and touched upon as well, such as the honest and tender one between Brutus and Lucius, ensuring again that it is person focused.




The show opens with a mesmerising stylised movement piece from the cast (Jennifer Jackson is Movement Director), depicting their unrest and their strength in numbers as a force to be reconned with.  This is visually reiterated with images of uneasy crowds and the combination builds a palpable tension which is both heightened and shattered by the ringing out of musicians.  Performed in front of a powerfully striking and dominating revolving cube, you immediately get the sense that this RSC production is pushing boundaries.  The cube itself is a masterpiece. Designed by Rosanna Vize, it provides multiple uses including a projection screen, a space for the deceased to inhabit, a home, and symbolically alters according to the plot, breaking apart until it is just a shell of its former self.  It is a huge talking point at both the interval and the end of the performance, as is the use of black blood and the lack of daggers and swords for the killings.  Instead, they are carried out by symbolic touches with hands, though the effect is somehow just as startlingly dark, brutal and impactful.  With modern dress enhancing the modern approach to this historical classic instead of toga’s, the audience discussion was plentiful, and many theories were given to the symbolism of the black blood.  Interpretations varied from “a representation on the political corruption surrounding oil”, to “being representative of the spilling of darkness within”, to “it just looks really good and it’s making us talk!”  Lighting embellishes the themes, from stark red lights to shady corners for the conspirators.  Silhouettes and shadows are reflected in the words spoken and a projected countdown provides us with a vital tension ticking away to Caesars death.




Thalissa Teixeira as Brutus exudes ownership of the character and portrays the internal civil war going on in the heart between loyalty and love for Caesar and wanting more for Rome and its people, with an air of class.  We are presented with a very real, relatable human who we can connect with.  Graceful yet turbulent, controlled yet unpredictable, Brutus is given real depth in the hands of TeixeriaAnnabel Baldwin brings Cassius to life with a driving force of the cold, dark edge of jealousy for Caesar.  The result is striking, intense, and keeps you very much on the edge of your seat, as they bring an edge of unpredictability and mounting tension.  Nigel Barrett as Julius Caesar delivers a plentiful mix of power, playfulness, pompousness and yet a personable attribute.  He creates a complex character that solidifies the confusion felt by his loyal followers, who despite their love for him, can no longer respect him.  He even manages to create humour, especially during the song “I’m Alive.”




William Robinson is fantastic in his persuasive monologue as Mark Anthony at Caesars funeral, and truly brought to life the confusing tactics favoured by many politicians, with a flavour of gaslighting and manipulation.  He spoke of the conspirators with such verve and slickness that you would be forgiven for succumbing to such underhand methods of his disguised intention of savagely undoing them.  It is during this scene that Niamh Finlay excels, playing all the different members of the crowd and bringing a little light humour to the mix with an energetic, varied, and audience engaging performance.  Ella Dacres offers a different leadership style again as Octavius, proving to be detached and full of hateful revenge.  Then right at the end, we are surprised by a heartfelt gesture towards Lucius that flips what you thought you knew about the character.  I have nothing but admiration for this entire cast, for their intrinsic and detailed delivery of a lengthy and wordy script, made it not only possible to follow and understand, but was a privilege to behold.  And we can’t finish without giving a shout out to Salford’s own Robert Jackson as Cinna, who not only performed fantastically, but was a great testament and inspiration to all the local students in the audience who dream of one day following in his footsteps, for he proved it can be achieved.




There were plenty of quirky moments in tonights production, which may be something unexpected of an RSC Shakespeare play, but I gravitate towards such choices as they bring fresh life, interpretation, and vigour to stories of old that are still at their heart, untouchable stories.  Actors appearing in the audience was one such choice, and actors making direct eye contact with audience members was another.  Both choices not only broke the conventional fourth wall but offered you the bricks to rebuild it yourself.  A highlight for me was the inclusivity of the production.  Of course, there was the aforementioned local community chorus which included youth workers, educators, anaesthetists, community and charity volunteers, and local residents.  In addition, traditional male roles were played by women and non-binary performers, and the role of Lucius was performed by deaf actor Jamal Ajala, and so sign language was included as his means of communication.  There was one humbling moment where I realised, I had been concentrating hard on following the extravagant Shakesperean language so that I could understand, but that there was another language on offer too in BSL that I didn’t speak, and I absolutely should be able to.  It was eye opening for me. 




Traditionalists may simper at this new vision of Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar, but I for one champion it.  Shakespeare can be hard to follow and so even if there are moments when your brain glosses over the language, the strength of committed performance by the entire cast and the visual attributes offered by the RSC creative team mean that you remain engaged, interested, and involved.  The show looks cool, and so offers a way in for our younger generation of theatre goers who may instinctively balk at the idea of a night of Shakespeare.  Add in the local community chorus element and it really does make The Bard more accessible for all, equally encouraging family and friends of the chorus to come along and watch something that some may never have considered under other circumstances.  This political thriller offers a dramatic night filled with history, excellent acting, and exciting possibilities of securing Shakespeare into the hearts of a whole new generation.    

   

WE SCORE JULIUS CAESAR...




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Blonde Bombshells of 1943

Blonde Bombshells of 1943 - The Octagon, Bolton - Tuesday 13th June 2023

YOU'LL LAUGH, FEEL SENTIMENTAL AND PROUD, AND EVEN LET YOUR HAIR DOWN WITH A SINGING NUN! A FANTASTIC NIGHT AT THE THEATRE!

Stories based around WW1 & WW2 are so often focused on the efforts of the men - the soldiers, Officers and so forth.  But not Blonde Bombshells Of 1943.  This is a beautifully funny, powerful, and refreshing take on this period of our history, for it showcases the women and their experiences.  It is their story and theirs alone.  As we are taken on a journey to the past by one of the bands Granddaughters (Liz), we are quickly enveloped into a world of quick wit, sarcasm, fierce friendship, and solidarity and find ourselves crash landing into a “once upon a one helluvah day!”.  The Blonde Bombshells, a brilliantly bolshy band, have an important gig that night for the BBC (though they can’t tell you where it is in case Hitler finds out!).  Sounds great!  The only trouble is, half the band have absconded with American G.I’s at their last performance, leaving them a few musicians short of a picnic and a gaping hole as big as the bombed out floor of their rehearsal room in their line-up.  As band leader Betty keeps calm and carry’s on by organising replacement auditions, remaining members May, Vera and Grace set the tone of their group with a deep-rooted Northern humour, grit, determination, and brutal honesty. 



Liz is the first auditionee to arrive, a fresh faced, innocent and daft school girl who has been sent along by her sixth form teacher.  It soon becomes clear that whilst Liz knows music, she knows very little of the real, grown-up world she is about to enter, and it offers opportunity for the others to have some fun.  Next to audition is “the one outside wearing funny clothes,” who turns out to be Lily – a bubbly and enthusiastic ukulele player and singer.  Oh yes, and she’s also a nun.  Her love of life and music is infectious, and she soon becomes firm friends with Liz.  Miranda Ineligible (nicknamed so because they can’t read her writing) sashays her way in next, an officer who is only here because her Commanding Officer instructed her to be, probably as she keeps crashing into things when driving him around.  Miranda is about as Northern as black puddings wearing flat caps are Southern, and her contrasting accent, and privileged life are cause for some golden moments of hilarity.  Her heightened self-regard and total lack of awareness of things outside of her world deliciously oppose the realities faced by the rest of the group.  Last, but not least is Patrick, who has avoided joining up as a soldier, much to the disgust of a couple of the Bombshells.  He persuades Betty to take him on with some kick ass drumming and the promise to don a red dress and a blonde wig to get into the band!  Just as it seems that everything is in place to rehearse now that the band is complete, the air raid sirens go off and everyone has to take cover.  But The Blonde Bombshells are a band whose mission is to rouse spirits, beat the odds, and put on a cracking show, so it will take more than an unexploded bomb to stop them in their tracks.



Written by CBE Alan Plater, The Blonde Bombshells Of 1943 in a masterclass in every day, humanistic humour.  It is playful, observant, and so slick and clever that the next giggle is only ever a contented sigh away.  The characters are rounded, real and razor-sharp with their insights, quips, and put downs.  Conversations are so real that they don’t follow a linear path but jump from A to W to C and back to A as characters put their two penn’orth in.  This conversational approach will be such a familiar pattern to almost everyone in the audience, recognising their own ability to go off on tangents, yet safely end up back where they started.  Recurring jokes, such as Liz, Lily and Miranda’s responses to every question asked of yes, yes, no respectively, are delivered with such ease that they never become dull, and tales of Miranda’s never ending love life sprinkled with Dukes, Earls and goodness knows who else are awaited with bated breath. 



Of course, all of this is before we have even gotten around to mentioning the music.  Not only is everything played live and sung live, it is all done so by the insanely multi-talented cast!  Many of them play more than one instrument and they bring the house down – quite literally!  This era of music is just stunning.  It is heartfelt, emotive, jolly, and everything in between.  The audience were toe tapping, humming, ahhing, and when given the opportunity to, joined in with a war time wild abandonment like their tomorrow’s were a privilege, not a promise.  Union Jacks were brought out during the BBC concert section of the show, and at the mere offer of standing up to dance along by the cast, everyone was up on their feet, swinging and swaying 1940’s style.  Camaraderie was alive in the Octagon, and I have to say that director Zoë Waterman has blended a past era of music, stiff upper lips, stoicism and survival humour tenderly alongside the tragic realism of its truth without ever going too far in either direction to be regarded as disrespectful or mournful.  It was spot on, and in the moments of stark reality, such as when Grace and Vera share their stories of how the war has brutally impacted their husbands, you could hear a pin drop in the theatre.



In order of appearance, Lauren Chinery (Dreamcoats & Petticoats, Gatsby) as Liz is splendidly loveable and naive.  She speaks so innocently uninhibited that her delivery is one of gentle humour at her youthful ways.  She couples this with such tremendous facial expressions that you can almost see the cogs whirring as her character tries to figure out what the others are talking about.  Georgina Field (The Great Gatsby, Noises Off) is brash, ballsy and brilliant as Betty.  She is a powerhouse but never comes across as unlikeable, yet still manages to be the dominant driving force.  Her change in accent and spoken delivery from Northern to fake posh upon meeting Miranda was one of the highlights.  Verity Bajoria (Tales Of A Thousand & One Nights, The Lights Burn Blue) is delightfully dry as May, a lady who takes no messing and tells it like it is.  She has a great moment when recalling a joke to the others and is so animated that it is a wonderful contrast to Mays alternate deadpan humour delivery.  Alice McKenna (Robin Hood, Generation 20) as Grace effortlessly switches from a seemingly youthful, fun loving member of the band, to a shock twist as she reveals her actual reality to us.  The flip in her personality is dramatic and pulls the audience to their knees.



The same can be said of Sarah Groarke (The Bay, Macbeth) as Vera, who shares this critical moment in the show.  Together, they are able to remind us of why all this banter has become necessary and it makes you hold your breath.  Gleanne Purcell-Brown (Curtains, Spamalot) is sunshine on stage as Lily.  She brings optimism, and a few surprises, particularly with her song choices and deliveries and so does a beautiful job of reminding us that we should take people as we find them, rather than what we think we see or know.  Her enthusiasm and energy is catching.  Stacey Ghent (Crazy For You, Tommy) is divine as Miranda.  With echoes of Margo from The Good Life, the delivery of her lines is absolutely spot on every time and you find yourself wanting to hear more and more.  Even when she doesn’t speak, she holds the audience in the palm of her hand, such as when she comes on, defuses a bomb, and simply raises an eyebrow in response before sitting on it and reapplying her lipstick.  She was cool, calm, collected, and so sure of herself.  I loved Miranda!  Rory Gradon (The Snow Queen, Julius Caesar) took Patrick on a lovely journey, from a slightly too smooth crooner to an honest and frightened boy, to a man facing his fears with courage and pride.  An excellent drummer and in a cast full of strong sassy women, didn’t allow himself to be swallowed up. 

The Blonde Bombshells Of 1943 is a fantastic night at the theatre with a wealth of talent on offer, where you will laugh, feel sentimental, feel proud, and even let your hair down with a singing nun!  The comedy style felt very familiar in the sense that I am a huge Victoria Wood fan, and it had the same intelligence, buoyance, and relaxed ease about it that made you feel a part of the laughter and not an observer of it.  It is a play with warmth, heart, and a little bit of something extra special that defies words.  Keep calm and carry on watching The Blonde Bombshells of 1943.  Over and out. 

   

WE SCORE BLONDE BOMBSHELLS OF 1943...




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The Commitments

The Commitments - Manchester Opera House - Monday 5th June 2023

THE ENTIRE CAST OF THE COMMITMENTS ARE FANTASTIC AND MULTI-TALENTED - A GREAT SHOW TO FILL YOUR SOUL!

“I chose ‘60’s music – Motown and Memphis soul – because, at the time, it felt timeless.  Thirty-five years later, I was right.” - Roddy Doyle, The Commitments creator & writer never spoke a truer word because, yes Roddy - you were spectacularly right!  This music evokes a vibe, a pulsating rhythm in your gut and connects us all universally as it escapes from your fingertips into a collective joy that has you instinctively clapping along.  And when this music is the basis of a musical, then you know you’re in for a good night. 



As the cast haphazardly enter the stage to join their office Christmas party, house lights are still up, audience members are still chitter chattering away, and it clearly confuses some entering the theatre at the last minute into thinking that the show has started, but nobody is actually sure if it has or hasn’t.  Then the office karaoke starts, signalling that the show has officially begun.  It is a brilliant yet bizarre way to kick things off but as the first notes of the show ring out, which just so happen to be the epic “Proud Mary,” the party tempo is set and a brilliantly relatable Christmas office party unfolds with fabulous little nuggets of detail from everyone on stage.  It is this party that brings the vocal gymnastics of Deco to the attention of Jimmy, who bored and frustrated with his job in a sweet factory, wants to create a band with music that speaks to the ordinary, working-class folk in Dublin.  Starting out with just his two pals, Jimmy decides to hold auditions to put together “the hardest working band” there is.  Lots of dodgy auditions later, The Commitments are born.



But what successful band ever had a smooth path to stardom?  Add in a few egos, a few girls who all fall for the same guy, and then all the guys falling for the same girl, clashing personalities, and opposing priorities from sitting exams, to religion, to Eurovision, then the inevitable split is only ever a headbutt and a broken nose away.  As Deco’s behaviour causes more and more tensions, not even the promise of a record deal can save this turbulent band and the raw inexperience that made them so fresh, unique, and brilliant, also becomes their undoing.  But this is a musical, so even when The Commitments are no more, we can still enjoy a mini concert at the end of the show for old times sake!



The pacing of the story has moments of cleverly interwoven scenes, such as the auditions.  Instead of making us sit through a long drawn out scene that resembles the X Factor, bursts of comical auditions are merged against another scene, almost like a game of table tennis, as the two separate ideas ping back and forth.  Other times, scenes play with one too many pauses or static energy so that the momentum that has been built up starts to fade slightly, such as during one of the rehearsal scenes.  And even though the music is constantly changing here due to the nature of it being a rehearsal, you don’t get the chance to grasp on to any one song before it has bluntly ended to be replaced by script, so you can’t even clap or show appreciation for the fantastic job they are doing, leaving you feeling a bit lost at times.



As fresh characters are introduced, new energies are ignited, and this is certainly the case when we meet Mickah – the bands security.  Played by Ronnie Yorke, he sets the stage alive with such comedic characterisation that you find yourself waiting for his next appearance.  Yorke was definitely an audience favourite as his attention to detail was hilarious.  Ben Morris as Deco has a sensational voice that should surely put him on first name terms with the gods of soul and rock n’ roll, for he brought the house down.  I have to give him huge credit for his handling of an audience member too.  During the final encore of Try A Little Tenderness, that we all know starts deliciously slow, tender, and soulful, someone decided to sing along quite loudly.  Before the audience could turn on her, Morris started laughing, stopped the song, and in character, went in search of her, found her, and told her to shut up as it was his f*&!ng song!  Brilliant!  Job done, crisis averted, and he did it with such playfulness that he was still giggling away as he started singing again.



James Killeen as Jimmy is a natural.  He provides us with a dry delivery, ensuring that Jimmy is rooted in realism.  You can see the dreams and aspirations pouring out of him, and as such, it provides a touching moment towards the end of the show with Nigel Pivaro who plays his Da.  As Jimmy’s dreams are shredded in more ways than one, Pivaro creates a tender moment in the script by showing us that Da is proud of his son, and all he has achieved.  They make a great partnership and each allows the other to shine.  

It seems wrong to label Ciara Mackey, Sarah Gardiner and Eve Kitchingman as the backing singers because they were anything but!  Sassy, strong, and sensational, they belted their hearts out and acted their socks off, and their harmonies were phenomenal.  This entire cast are all fantastic, multi-talented, and its brilliant to see how they have each honed such individual and clearly defined characters.  Stuart Reid as Joey The Lips for instance is an enigma, as a seasoned musician who has played with the greats and clearly lived a rock n’ roll lifestyle for years.  Yet he is only ever a bible quote away from preaching to the rest of the band, and even though he is steeped in religion, is the one who easily sleeps his way through the backing singers!  Yet Reid still offers us a fully rounded character that steers entirely clear of any kind of caricature.



Tim Blazdell has designed a fascinating set.  At first, it appears to be a simple base line with a mezzanine, but it is anything but.  Multiple doors on the lower level open to reveal Jimmy and Da’s living room, complete with stairs that lead up to Jimmy’s bedroom – at least it is Jimmy’s bedroom for now.  A subtle shift in lights allows it to become a club balcony, a walk way outside a high rise set off flats, and the doors below reveal multiple locations including Joey's garage where the band rehearse, a bar, and even a butchers!  With the ease of small props such as the sweet factory canteen table, or a butcher’s uniform, we can even have numerous locations all on stage at the same time, to help move the story along as the band members all rehearse on their own.



The script is raw, funny, and so colloquial that it really does feel like a bunch of mates down the pub teasing each other relentlessly, with the ever-present threat of it spilling over into something more or crossing the line.  It’s pumped full of testosterone, paving the way for some grimy humour, such as Deco rearranging his junk whilst stood in nothing but his Y-Fronts, or swirling his finger around his belly button then sniffing his finger.  Maybe not everyone’s cup of humour tea on the surface, but these moments certainly evoked a huge knowing groan from the audience, followed by nothing but laughter at the icky realism of it all. 



But the big hook of the show is its music.  These songs are the stuff of legends.  They have a life force of their own and you willingly play host to their invasion of your mind, body and soul.  Knock On Wood, I Heard It Through The Grapevine, Think, (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction, Signed Sealed, Delivered, Mustang Sally, River Deep Mountain High – these songs didn’t come to play – they came to slay!  I mean, come on!  With The Commitments, you get to spend your evening in the echoes of Otis Redding, Tina Turner, Stevie Wonder, Mick Jagger, Mack Rice, Jimmy Ruffin, and I am certain that everyone of these superstars would have been the first to applaud the actors, singers and musicians on stage tonight, because the only thing that left me disappointed is that this cast isn’t a real band as I would love to be at a full concert of theirs.  And judging by the electric response from tonight's audience, I’m not on my own. 

WE SCORE THE COMMITMENTS...





Wish You Were Dead

Wish You Were Dead - The Lowry, Salford - Tuesday 23rd May 2023

Wish You Were Dead will make you think twice before booking your next holiday!

Since watching Peter James’ Looking Good Dead at The Lowry about eighteen months ago, I have become a hardened fan of The Roy Grace series, purchasing countless book, and binge watching the TV series Grace.   Peter James is a UK number one crime author with countless number one books under his belt, the most successful crime stage franchise since Agatha Christie, and with good reason.  These books are brilliant, and so it went without saying that I cut short my trip away to get back in time to watch his latest offering for the stage – Wish You Were Dead.  This sixth page to stage offering is slightly different to his other Roy Grace books, firstly because it’s a quick read rather than a full crime novel, but secondly because we see Grace in an environment other than his usual setting of Brighton and Hove.  Grace is in fact stepping away from his consuming job as Detective Superintendent, to enjoy a well deserved break in France with his wife Cleo, baby Noah, their nanny Kaitlynn and her partner Jack who also happens to be Roy’s police colleague and friend.  At least that was the plan.



As we join Roy, Cleo, Noah and Kaitlynn at the end of their track across France to a remote villa in their hire car, the scene is set for what proves to be a crossing of genres within this story, for they battle a horrendous storm with a sat nav system from the dark ages and no mobile phone signal.  Our heightened senses tell us that this is not just a crime story, but one drenched in the cobwebs of a spooky, horror vibe.  As they somehow reach their destination, Kaitlynn fears as to why Jack is not there to meet them as arranged, and why he is not answering his phone.  No one has seen or heard from him since he left his post and alarm bells start ringing.  Upon entering their chateau, little is done to reassure them for rather than the warm, cosy accommodation they had anticipated from their online booking, they are faced with a cold, stark, dismal reality, no Wi-Fi, and a host that makes Bates motel seem like a summer cottage in the Algarve!  Something is not right, and as events unfold Roy, Cleo and Kaitlynn realise that their hosts are not entirely who they claim to be.  As a case from Roy’s past catches up with him, it seems the only amenities on offer from their holiday home is premeditated revenge.  In a house steeped with dark crevices, and dangerous decorative furniture such as suits of armour and mounted animal heads, can Roy unravel the mystery in time to save his family, friends, and himself to see that justice is finally done once and for all?   



Ever since reading Wish You Were Dead, I have been intrigued as to how this would be transposed onto stage, for the chateau in which the story takes place is as much a character as anyone else in this story, and so its sprawling setting surely had to be recreated in such a way that it was central to the story.  Michael Holt’s vision is brilliant and lifted the dreary, mysterious chateau straight off the page.  He has designed a complex and detailed setting with succinct visual ease, encompassing everything we need in an impressive two storey treat.  All the details are there, including the stuffed animal heads, disturbing paintings, and the much talked about suit of armour.  Secret reveals using cleverly lit screens depict a hidden cellar, and exit points from the visible set realistically blend into the unseen extensions of this creaking world.  But the set is not the only thing that intrigues and engages within this production, for full use is made of Jason Taylor’s and Max Pappenhein’s sound and lighting design, beguiling and intriguing us with atmospheric nuances that give an almost cinematic feel at times.  Directional voices and sounds from the baby, car headlights, ominous rain, lightening, thunder, gun shots, and music all combine to ignite a psychological response from the audience.  There is an occasional moment to make you jump, and the use of blackouts not only allow for the passing of time, but play with your mind too.



George Rainsford (Casualty, Holby, Call The Midwife) and Katie McGlynn (Coronation Street, Hollyoaks, Waterloo Road) take on the respective roles of Roy Grace and Cleo, forming a smooth and natural partnership.  They perform together with ease and really show us the intimate shorthand of this couple in a way that we don’t usually get to see.  Rainsford offers us a well rounded Grace, taking him from a playful husband on holiday full of charm and wit, to vulnerable when he fears for his family, to cool, calm and in command when his detective skills kick in.  McGlynn brings Cleo into a central character in her own right, rather than just Roy Graces’ wife.  She allows us to get to know Cleo better and see how she too is strong, determined and not to be messed with.



Rebecca McKinnis (Dear Evan Hansen, Everybody’s Talking About Jamie) as Madame L’Eveque and Clive Mantle (Vicar Of Dibley, Casualty, Of Mice &Men) as Curtis bring an unexpected humour to the story, with their criminal sarcasm, dry delivery and disguises. Their deadpan timing was spot on, switching it up for emotive responses as their agenda became clear.  McKinnis evoked many a giggle with her French accent whilst Mantle’s cheeky chappy chit chat rounded off the variety of characters on offer.  Director Jonathan O’Boyle has gone for a different approach rather than the full on, hard hitting crime thriller we are used to with the TV series Grace, but if you have read the book, this makes perfect sense.  The actors are not microphoned and whilst this is impressive work to be applauded, there are moments when it is difficult to hear them in such a large venue.  You do get used to it and adjust accordingly, but I was sat mid stalls and I wonder if I would feel the same if I were to be sat higher up and further back.   



After facing his own holiday from hell, Peter James did the only thing he could possibly do - he turned his nightmarish tale into a novel, and Wish You Were Dead was born.  Not a bad reward for surviving a stop over during your tour of France, where the best review you can give is, “At least they didn’t murder us in our sleep!”  This catalogue of disasters is recreated on stage, and though some audience members were saying the series of misfortunes were a little far-fetched, it seems perhaps not as they really are based on James’ personal experiences (well, ok not the revenge killing / kidnap / murder part, but the freakishly spooky house, yes!)  There are a few plot twists along the way as you’d expect in any Roy Grace story, and whilst the odd tweak has been made from the novel, the transition onto stage is respectful to the book.  You don’t need to be an avid fan of the Roy Grace series, or even know there is one to understand and follow Wish You Were Dead, for it stands on its own, though for those fans out there, you will understand perhaps a few more of the subtleties on offer.  This plot isn’t as dark or spinechilling as most Roy Grace stories and so doesn’t churn your stomach or leave you gripping your seat quite the same.  But maybe it doesn’t need to, and it is interesting to see this beloved character taken out of his usual environment to see what happens.  It certainly offers scope for further exploration, but one thing is for certain, as much as you may trust him with your life, NEVER let Roy Grace choose your holiday destination for you!     

WE SCORE WISH YOU WERE DEAD...




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The SpongeBob Musical

The SpongeBob Musical - Manchester Opera House - Tuesday 16th May 2023

THE SPONGEBOB MUSICAL IS THE MUST-SEE FAMILY SHOW FULL OF JOY, BELLY LAUGH JOKES AND INCREDIBLE SONGS!

It’s not every day you get to see a cartoon brought to life on stage, and who would have thought that it was even possible?  Especially when these cartoon characters all live under the sea and are a unique set of individuals from a sponge to plankton!  I have been intrigued as to how this will happen for quite some time, and I have to say that what I found not only pleasantly surprised me but made my inner creative nerd shout yesss!  It is clever, inspired and so far removed from what I expected that I found myself grinning from the off.



SpongeBob SquarePants and his pals live a happy, contented life in the underwater town of Bikini Bottom, that is until they discover a volcano is about to erupt!  With the impending doom of Bikini Bottom looming close at hand, its residents all have different ideas regarding what to do.  Should they evacuate in Plankton and Karen’s escape pod, use science to help them, or stay put to try and save their town?  The town vote for the escape pod, but can Plankton and Karen be trusted?  Of course not!  Their pod is actually a ploy to hypnotise everyone into eating at their restaurant so they will become rich!  The unsuspecting residents of Bikini Bottom decide to hold a concert to raise money to build the pod, all the while dismissing Sandy’s plea’s that science can help.  She is laughed at and mocked for being a land mammal. 



Meanwhile, SpongeBob refuses to simply let his town be destroyed.  He teams up with Sandy on a dangerous mission.  Can they save the day, or will Bikini Bottom be lost to the volcano forever?  With the ever present threat of disaster hanging over the town, it starts to feel awfully familiar, and so a few jokes are thrown in there for the older members of the audience that allow us to relish the shared experience of living with a world facing gloom and dread, including the over stocking of toilet rolls!  We see those in charge bumbling around, making promises they can’t keep, and telling everyone to stay home and stay safe.  Of course, it takes a simple sponge to save the day, not their Government, which at this stage in our own lives is surely worth a try right?



Even if you’ve never watched a SpongeBob SquarePants cartoon in your life, most will know he lives in a pineapple under the sea and has a best friend who is a starfish called Patrick.  But if you don’t even know that much, it doesn’t matter because this musical doesn’t presume anything.  Kyle Jarrow has written it for everyone, whether you are a die hard fan or entering this much loved whacky world for the first time.  The cartoon first swam onto our TV in 1999 and has developed a bit of a cult following of children and adults ever since.  Now, it has swum across the pond from Broadway to set sail on its UK tour, and as SpongeBob himself would say, “Aye aye Captain!  I’m ready!”   
 



Patchy the Pirate welcomes us all aboard this family fun show with a little make believe pre “official show” entertainment, before he is hauled out by security for trying to record a pirate version of the performance!  This is a great way to build the excitement, engage the audience and settle down the visibly eager children.  And they are eager with good reason, for the moment you step into the theatre, you are emersed by the epic stage design of Steve Howells.  Firstly, pay attention and you will notice brilliant details that filter through from the set to the costumes of human rubbish that wrongly makes its way into the sea, such as building a volcano out of plastic bottles.  The back of the stage represents an old ship with alcoves to house the live musicians throughout. 



Digital screens are placed in this piece with constant moving jellyfish and other sea life, creating those details that complete the ambience.  The front of the stage housed two more screens, where news reports were continually brought to us regarding the impending doom.  Keep your eye on these screens too as they are ever changing and bring some great moments, such as the line up of musicians to appear at the concert, including Cod Stewart, Tuna Turner, Billy Eifish, and The Spice Gills.  Simplistic yet effective props are utilised such as giant jellyfish made out of umbrellas and glittery material, which look just fabulous.



Then, of course, there are the characters themselves.  I was almost expecting some cutesy over sized dress up costumes akin to those you would find of characters in a theme park, but not at all.  Sarah Mercade’s costumes allow these much loved characters to come to life symbolically so you know exactly who they are, without ever having to resort to cumbersome attire.  Squidwards costume in particular was brilliantly clever, with additional legs sewn to the back of his costume, moving as one with the body. 
  



Lewis Cornay (Book Of Mormon, Whistle Down The Wind) as SpongeBob is completely charismatic and adorable!  Funny, charming, quirky, and a belter of a voice, he is everything you’d hope SpongeBob would be!  Even more so, because his delight is tangible throughout, particularly when interacting with other cast members and playing around in character.  No SpongeBob fan could possibly be disappointed with this performance.  Quite the contrary!  I think he will have converted a few reluctant adults who had taken their children!  Irfan Damani The New Musketeers, Billionaire Boy, Eastenders) plays Patrick with such love that you often want to join him in his own star shaped world and live by his random nuggets of wisdom.  After all, life does smell weird!  Cornay and Damani make the perfect partnership and steal the hearts of everyone, with both children and adults alike delighting in their comradery.    



With star names such as Tom Read Wilson (TV presenter, actor, Celebs Go Dating client co-ordinator, Celebrity Juice) as Squidward and Divina De Campo (RuPaul’s Drag Race Chicago, Hedwig & The Angry Itch) as Plankton, SpongeBob drew a beautiful mixed audience of adults and young people who all celebrated joy and friendship together.  Each had a solo number, but they couldn’t have been more different, and this well rounded musical approach is just one of the successes of this show.  Tom Read Wilson as Squidward was finally permitted a full scale jazz hands, tap dancing, showbiz number with “I’m Not A Loser,” during which we all burst into rapturous applause for the undeniable joy given to us, whilst Divina De Campo wowed us with her hip hopping beats and an impressively fast delivery with not a single word dropped! 



Chrissie Bhima as Sandy and Sarah Freer as Pearl both treated us to powerhouse solo’s and the audience quite rightly erupted as their voices reverberated around the entire theatre.  Richard James Hunt as Krabs brought an excellent vibe with his comedic faces and wonderful musical number too.  In fact, this is an impenetrable and solid cast whose energy is relentless.  Some may be on stage more than others, but you engage and watch every one of them with equal amazement at what they are creating.  Directed by Tara Overfield Wilkinson, this production certainly brings the essence of SpongeBob to life and spreads the feel good vibes of friendship throughout the entire theatre.  A perfect balance has been found of emulating these adored characters without ever caricaturing them to their two-dimensional roots.  Add to this the most gloriously showbiz choreography from Fabian Aloise and you’ll be floating in a bubble of happiness.  Completing the atmosphere is lighting and video design by Ben Bull, which just adds to the delight felt by all.



And the music!  Its like the rock n’ roll hall of fame got together and created a musical!  Steven Tyler and Joe Perry from Aerosmith, Cyndi Lauper, John Legend, Panic At The Disco! Just a few clunking name drops there of artists who have written original songs for this show, and believe me, there are many more too.  It is fun guessing which artist wrote which song just from listening to them, and then when the likes of a David Bowie song is also thrown in there for good measure, then it is understandable why a part of this story weaves in a rock concert.   No matter what your musical taste, SpongeBob has you covered.  Rock, to hip hop, to gospel, to pop, to full scale musical theatre – it’s all on offer, and each number only serves to increase your smile bigger than you ever dreamed possible.  The opening number sets out it’s stall for the serotonin levels and leaves you grinning like the Cheshire cat, and you never really stop!  And yes, you will get a huge burst of the beloved theme song too right at the end, so fear not.



Blacked out scenes allow for fluorescent sponges to float and be choreographed into SpongeBobs epic solo of “Just A Simple Sponge.”  Physical humour paves the way for a giggley vibe with daft humour such as night falls (you’ll have to watch it to get the joke, I’ll say no more here).  The band break out of their usual separated stalls to become a part of the cast – rock n’ roll!  Sound effects are created on stage in front of us, and really remind us of the shows cartoon roots, with noises for Krabs and Planktons walk, and visible voice overs for Gary the snail.  The list of reasons to love this show is endless and I genuinely loved it so much that I immediately booked tickets to go and watch it again later in the week!  So does SpongeBob The Musical work?  YES!!!!!!!!!!  It is a splashing show full of joy, cracking jokes that will have you belly laughing, expertly delivered visual, slapstick comedy, incredible songs, and all the showbiz glamour of a family musical.  It is a beauty of a show that finds sanity in the insanity and will have you ringing out forever more, without any care to your street cred – “Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?  SpongeBob SquarePants!”

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Akram Khan's Jungle Book Reimagined

Akram Khan's Jungle Book Reimagined - The Lowry, Salford - Saturday 13th May 2023

The Jungle Book by Rudyard Kipling has received many adaptations, inspired numerous new works, and had huge commercial success through Disney, but at the heart of each of these works is a story about abandonment, fostering, love, making your own family, and respecting different forms of life.  Akram Khan’s Jungle Book Reimagined not only does this but takes things a step further to remind us that we should also be fostering our planet, the one we seem to have abandoned.  All the familiar characters are there but they have had a modern day make over and come with a backstory that packs a powerful punch.  

 

 

“We have forgotten our connection to our home, our planet. We all inhabit it, we all take from it, and we all build on it, but we have forgotten to return our respect for it.”
– Akram Khan

 

This sums up the vision of this immensely moving version of The Jungle Book.  We are placed in a future world that has been decimated by climate change and our planet is flooded.  A child is separated from her family amidst the chaos and finds herself stranded with a group of animals.  But unlike the original, this story places the animals in a man-made world rather than the jungle, and as we discover the stories that brought them here, such as animal testing, capture, questionable zoo’s, enforced performers and such like, it forces the question, who here is truly the animal?  Mowgli causes ructions of trust within the animal community as she is an outsider and a human too, who they have all learnt can’t be trusted.  However, it is finally agreed that they will take her into their care.  But she meets an unpredictable group of lab tested monkeys who have been surrounded by human kind for so long that they have almost become brainwashed into a desire to become one, rehashing snippets of jingles they have heard in laboratories.  To them, Mowgli is the missing link who can finally teach them all they need to know to fully behave like humans, including the elusive power of fire.  Mowgli is rescued from the clutches of the monkeys, but peace is not resumed as a hunter breaches their territory with little understanding or acceptance of this new formed alliance.  He is about to disrupt the harmony they have created and so Mowgli must decide where her priorities lie if our world is to have a future.  With the humans driven away, there are scenes of the animals claiming this human world as their own, taking over libraries, supermarkets, places of worship and government buildings.  It is eerily reminiscent of what happened during Covid, when humans were forced to stay indoors and we saw animals take to the streets in unprecedented and surprising ways.  It is a stark reminder that this is happening now.  We are, whether we choose to acknowledge it or not, killing our natural world and forcing animals out of their natural habitats in the name of growth and progress.   

 

 

This production welcomes an exciting and eclectic mix of creative art forms to enhance, challenge, and inspire the dance.  With the combined script writing and dramaturgy talents of Tariq Jordan and Sharon Clark, the idea of dancers moving to spoken word is something I have never seen before and is an interesting concept in developing dance as a language and form of communication that really works.  The music by Jocelyn Pook takes you from hauntingly beautiful and moving to reverberating beats that vibrate your entire body with their power.  It blends with glorious ease into the spoken word, and swells with the story just as the rising waters do.  Gareth Fry has generated an immersive sound design that submerges and surrounds you from every possible angle, placing you right in the heart of the action.  The detail is stunning, from the thunderous elephants right down to the delicate flapping of birds wings.  But the piece de resistance is the projection of animation on two screens – one at the front and one at the back of the stage.  This style of design and the way it was achieved is something I have never seen and it was superb.  YeastCulture have created something special and it was clear from the start that the use of animation would play a strong role in the show.  The opening sequence of the planet being flooded was emotive, powerful, and humbling.  The storytelling was able to glide between the front projection screen where we saw Mowgli fall off her water raft into the sea.  The back screen then saw a huge whale appearing, and dive further into the water, to swim back up on the front screen, catching a drowning Mowgli and pushing her up to the surface, which flipped to live action as Mowgli appeared on stage.  The projected animations were also used to portray flashbacks or memories, giving a whole new element to the story. 

 

The combination of movement, sequence and interplay between the dancers and the animated projections was incredible and I was completely awestruck.  It enabled space to be reimagined, designing an immersive world quite literally around the dancers and played with depths and dimensions in an exciting way.  It also meant that the dancers were able to interact with the animations, making this cast bigger than the ten incredible dancers on stage.  And what dancers they were.  Synchronised, sharp, fluid, balletic, powerful, strong, and gentle, their moves were hypnotic, intricate, and so uniquely stylised that it is clear to see why choreographer and director Akram Khan was made an MBE.  These dancers are not only masters of their craft, but are masters of storytelling, entertaining, and of holding an audience in the palm of their hand.  The multitude of animals were portrayed through emblematic shaping, thorough commitment to symbolic movement, and honed pacing through sheer body control and the perfect placement of every muscle.  They emitted strength, hope, humour, and loss, making us feel every moment of their stories.

 

The character of Baloo was an audience favourite, with a fun nature and captivating dance moves.  In contrast, we witness the head of the Bandar-log monkeys suffering an almost PTSD episode with distorted and jerky movements as he has flashbacks of the human voices who held him down whilst they experimented on him in the laboratories.  During this section, we hear a mixture of jingles and broken news reports from the real world that include snippets of Greta Thunberg speeches and those all too familiar statements of washing our hands to kill off disease and avoid disaster.  Kaa the python is emulated through a series of cardboard boxes descending in size and rhythmically controlled by the dancers, with the box representing the head glowing green from within.  Again, this allows for dimensions to be explored when Kaa tries to constrict Baloo.  The individual dancers are able to envelop Baloo in varying combinations to repeatedly show the python trying to restrict its prey.            

 

The hope for this work of art, is that it will inspire and teach our younger generation so that they can take the reins and start to make the changes needed for our future, their future, and the future of our planet.  Akram Khan’s Jungle Book Reimagined is a truly inventive performance that will entrance you and hold you in the moment, but also leave you with plenty to take away and think about.  It is eye opening, captivating, and unique.  A wonderful team of creatives holds hands with an equally wonderful team of dancers, as they reach out to us all with a message of hope for the future.

 

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The King and I

The King and I - Palace Theatre, Manchester - Tuesday 9th May 2023

BY ROYAL COMMAND, GO AND WATCH THE KING AND I AT THE PALACE - IT'S MUSICAL THEATRE OF THE HIGHEST ORDER!

Whenever the words The King And I are uttered to me, I produce an involuntary sigh of genuine love, for this musical holds a special place in my heart.  I saw the production at The London Palladium in 2018, and watched as it transformed the opinion of a couple of friends whose preference is more modern musicals.  I had been dubious as to whether they would enjoy such a “golden oldie.”  But they did, and I wasn’t in the least bit surprised because it has some of the most glorious music ever written, a love story that breaks barriers, and it holds a mirror up to some pretty big topics such as prejudice and misogyny, so that we may learn from history.  Add in a wry sense of humour, breath taking costumes and some of the most uplifting and iconic choreography there is, and it’s no wonder that this musical with a difficult political storyline, has stood the test of time, and continues to flourish under the multiple Tony Award winning eye of Bartlett Sher.   
 



As the story takes us way back to the 1860’s, British school teacher, Anna Leonowens is invited by The King of Siam to educate his numerous wives and children.  He fears for the future of his country and so wants to his people to understand Western ways.  However, when Anna’s cultures and beliefs clash drastically with those of his own and his country, things become rather more complicated.  Anna struggles with his misogynistic views and his use of slavery, and so vows to help Tuptim, a young woman who has been presented to The King as a gift.  As The King and Anna clash between cultural beliefs, traditions and interpretations of honour verses humanity, Anna finds her most difficult student in The King himself.  Yet they both hold an admiration, love and respect for each other, for beyond their differences, they can see a desire to serve, protect and to be the best version of themselves, even if they do not agree on how this should be achieved. 



Alongside this, the British have been reporting The King to be a barbarian.  Anna defends him, proclaiming there is far more to him than they see, and he truly believes he is ruling his country for the good of his people.   She agrees to assist in hosting The British, including Sir Edward Ramsey in Siam, highlighting that this is a country full of culture, passion, beauty and love.  But The King discovers Tuptim has been disobeying his orders and things take a turn for the worst.  As The King falls ill, Anna returns to his side just in time to see “something wonderful” as he offers permission of hope for the future of his beloved country.  Their deeply conflicted, complicated and combusting friendship is felt deeply in these final moments, as a new era is born.


Under the direction of the unquestionable genius of Bartlett Sher, the wow factor of this production has somehow been achieved through a simplistic opulence, which I’m aware contradicts itself, yet that’s exactly what has been achieved.  The flow of the production has been streamlined in such a way that scene and set changes don’t become long and clunky, and everything that is desired is achievable within moments.  Michael Yeargan has excelled in bringing this to fruition, with a set that is not only in keeping with the story as it unfolds, but dazzles with colour, stunning detail, and creates atmosphere via subtle but perfect touches such as hanging flowers from above or the lowering of a giant Buddha.  From the start, a ship melts away with effortless ease, to transport us to Siam, with silhouetted homes raised on legs out of the water, whilst the Palace itself is beautiful in its simplistic design of gilded columns and textured curtains. 



The King is accomplished with mesmerising brilliance by Darren Lee (Chicago, Allegience, Miss Saigon) who without a doubt was born to play this role.  Powerful, commanding, yet with that chink of vulnerability, he epitomises everything The King is meant to be.  He portrays a character, that on the surface to a modern Western world, is vile and unspeakable.  Yet he injects the character with an unquantifiable charm and cheeky humour, meaning that despite his sometimes unpalatable views, you can’t help but like him.  He portrays The King as a man who is still learning, who wants to learn, but is full of pride.  This gives him a playful child like quality that has so often only been hinted at before, and never fully explored.  It really works, and so he manages to confuse the bejesus out of your feelings, which is kind of the whole point.  His performance of “Puzzlement” was a masterclass.



Partnered up with Annalene Beechey (Les Mis, A Little Night Music, Into The Woods) as Anna, we see a love blossom that is greater than the sum of its parts.  Their chemistry on stage is undeniable and as they sway into the iconic “Shall We Dance,” I found myself inexplicably emotional.  Beechey brings Anna to life with a fizzing vivacity, and a fierce and stubborn nature to match any King.  She tempers this with an equally gentle and tender side when interacting with the children and Tuptim.  Her ability to make us feel Anna’s humility in her scenes with Lady Thiang is vital, and she does this so believably that there were a few audience members shifting uncomfortably in their seats as they realised their own presumptions and self-righteous beliefs. 


Cezarah Bonner (Miss Saigon, Peter Pan,) as Lady Thiang was sublime.  The song “Something Wonderful” has been known to bring me to tears in the past, so I am always hyper alert when this song comes on, trying to fight the rush of emotion that overtakes me whilst in the company of thousands of strangers.  I could not.  Bonner’s rendition stands out as possibly the best I’ve heard, but more than that, she made me understand the song on a new level that I never have before.  Following the frenzied audience response, at least I knew I wasn’t the only one struggling to control the tsunami of emotions she released.



Dean John-Wilson (Passion, Aladdin, From Here To Eternity) as Lun Tha and Marienella Phillips (To Henry With Love, Ashes, The Shoemaker) as Tuptim have such a tangible and tender connection on stage.  Their voices blended in such a way that it submerged you into their world completely.  Caleb Lagayan (Les Mis, Spring Awakening, Newsies) was the talk of everyone around me as Prince Chulalongkorn.  He played this man child with such a ferocious blend of arrogance meets innocence that he made the character utterly convincing, and his voice was impeccable.  His rendition of “Puzzlement” was also an impressive moment, and he played well against the talented, articulate, and charming Max Ivemey as Louis.  And of course, we cannot talk about the cast of The King & I without referencing the magnificent children!  Each portrayed unique clear-cut characteristics, each was profoundly talented, and each produced a wave of instinctual response from the audience, resulting in audible “ooh’s” and “awws.”  Make no mistake though, these future stars were not chosen merely on their cute factor and are all fierce performers in their own right. 



There are many iconic moments in The King & I, and many involve dance.  From the gloriously unbridled polka of “Shall We Dance” to the Uncle Tom’s Cabin traditional Siamese ballet, East meets West in a diverse, stunning showcase.  Christopher Gattelli has choreographed a musical tapestry, ensuring traditions are honoured through grace, soul, and beauty.  Rousing numbers nestle alongside delicate storytelling and every beat, every step counts.  Stunning.  Adding to the beauty of the dance is the costumes, designed by Catherine Zuber.  To say they are spectacular seems like a ridiculous understatement.  They are breath taking and are designed to represent the contrasting cultures so well that they even allow for a moment of mockery as the Siamese do not understand the British prim and proper attire for ladies. 



Rodgers & Hammerstein are musical legends, and the rich, emotive, layered, and swelling evidence is in every song they write.  They write music that connects to your brain, your heart, your mind, so that you are left humming it long after the show has finished.  But more than that, their songs hold you in the moment too, and manipulate you into feeling whatever it is they intended you to feel.  I have such fond memories of being in this show myself as a youngster, and listening to what was my song of “Getting To Know You,” made my heart sing.  Ask fans of the show what their favourite song is and you’ll get several different answers, and even though you think you have your own favourite, you’ll equally find yourself agreeing with every answer provided because they are all just pieces of art.  So whether you’re team “Whistle A Happy Tune,” “Hello Young Lovers,” or that brilliant soliloquy “Puzzlement,” you really can’t go wrong.



As time has gone on and we all evolve, become more educated, and become more understanding of each other, The King & I has sometimes fallen prey to critique regarding it’s outdated and troubling political, cultural, misogynistic prejudices, with suggestions that these should be addressed and corrected within the story.  But to do this would be to rewrite history and surely history is what serves to teach us about where we have gone wrong.  You cannot forge change if you do not know where the mistakes lie.  It is not the job of this musical to make the change for us.  That is our role as members of our society.  The King & I simply highlights that change should always be welcomed, points us in the right direction, and shows us that it is possible if we allow it.  And it does it with a truly timeless and beautiful score, outstanding performers, and a healthy dollop of humour.  By Royal Command, go and watch The King & I.  



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Michael Rosen's Unexpected Twist

Michael Rosen's Unexpected Twist - The Lowry, Salford - Tuesday 2nd May 2023

MICHAEL ROSEN'S UNEXPECTED TWIST IS ENLIGHTENING, ENGAGING AND EXCITING - AN EXPERIENCE TO BE SHARED BY ALL


When you hear that a story written by Michael Rosen has been adapted for the stage by Roy Williams then you sit up, pay attention, and grab your tickets fast!  Rosen is our much loved children’s author of over 200 books, former children’s laureate, and all round superstar that has families everywhere going on a bear hunt.  Williams, arguably one of the country’s leading dramatist’s is not only an OBE but a BAFTA winning writer whose work dominates every medium possible.  So yeah, when you hear that they have collaborated to create a new and modern musical that not only includes beat boxing for the cool factor, but explores the themes of child poverty from the Charles Dicken’s classic Oliver Twist, and cleverly frames them in today’s world, then it is sensible to ensure you have a seat to park your bum on when the show comes to town. 

Produced by Children’s Theatre Partnership, it soon became clear that all involved have young people at the heart of their show.  It is a production that speaks to our younger theatre goers in a way that they can not only understand, but that they will listen to, for it speaks to them, not at them.  Engaging them from the off (and equally engaging us adults too), the excitement is stirred up by informing us all music tonight is live, and will include no instruments, no soundtracks, nothing but voice.  It immediately set a tone of anticipation, teasing us that something unique and special is about to happen and you could feel the electricity in the air.



So, what is Unexpected Twist about, and where does Charles Dickens come into it?  Well, Rosen has used his genius to hold a mirror up to child poverty in today’s world and the spiralling effects that it can have on young people.  As a group of school children study Oliver Twist at school, we start to learn more about one student in particular named Shona, who has lost her mother in recent years and whose father is struggling financially.  Things are hard for Shona, and so when she is offered a free mobile phone by someone, unaware of the actual price attached to it, she thinks her luck is changing and so takes it.  But if something seems too good to be true, it usually is, and Shona soon discovers that in return for the ‘free’ phone, she must start working for those who gave it her.  Oliver had to pick a pocket or two to pay his way, Shona has to work as a runner, collecting and dropping off things that no child should be involved in.  At first, she thinks life is great as the money comes pouring in but things never stay sweet for long and the demands get higher and more risky.  This is the world we live in, where the vulnerable are exploited and before they know it, just like Shona, they are in way over their heads.  Luckily, Shona has some good people in her corner who clue her up as to what is going on and help free her from the trappings of gang life before it is too late.     


As the students continue to read Oliver Twist in class with their teacher Miss Cavani, interesting discussions take place about the novel which I hope are welcomed in actual classrooms, but the students also start to draw comparisons between themselves and the characters in the story.  We interestingly see the actors double up as these characters which solidifies the message that the methods of gang trappings may be different, but the existence of it is not, which is a shocking realisation.  It is hopefully a subtle and overt way to reach out to any youngster watching the show who may find themselves in a similar situation and recognise the dangerous path it exposes them to. 



Set this against a well thought out design by Frankie Bradshaw, where a classroom full of lockers convincingly nestles amongst the dark and miserable streets of Victorian London, and the effect is complete.  The Dickensian characters emerge ghost like, from the hidden nooks and crannies whilst the school children read about them, generating further eerie links between past and present.  One reveal even had the Dickens character attached to some unseen device that had them leaning almost parallel with the stage in another worldly manner.  The different levels were used to the casts advantage, allowing them to bound on and off with effortless slickness and impressive choreography.  Complimented by Rory Beaton’s light design, which not only cast intriguing shadows in the dark and dismal Victorian world but made room for contrast in our modern one with club like vibes in upbeat numbers.  Spotlights created tension and an ever present smog filled the stage, really bringing this underworld to life.

Prior to the show, I’d been hearing lots of whispers via the theatrical grapevine regarding the superstar power of Drew Hylton (Meet Me In St. Louis, Annie) as Shona.  I can concur that everything I heard is indeed true and she is outstanding.  Performance, check!  Voice, check!  Believability, check!  Credibility, check!  From powerful, to sass, to fierce, to vulnerable, with touches of strength, humour and tenderness.  As her voice rang out with her very first note, my friend and I intuitively looked at each other and mouthed “wow.”  The partnership with Thomas Vernal (The Book Of Mormon, One Love – The Bob Marley Musical) as dad in particular encapsulates the tornado of complicated emotions teenagers face.  The show navigates this with a respectful honesty, moving touchingly between that love – loathe dynamic and wrapping it up with the glorious duet “No More Chips” which strips away all the teenage bravado and parental white lies, and allows us to see what is truly going on for both of them underneath the armour they present to each other.  It is a reminder that what we so often mistake as surliness from teenagers, is actually just the workings out of complex and pure feelings.  Vernal has an undeniably beautiful voice and portrays the dad very well.  It is a delicate balancing act of a character to show him as lost rather than loathsome, and he achieves this impeccably. 



Rosie Hilal (Harry Potter & The Cursed Child, Brideshead Revisited) as Miss Cavani is really natural and gives an honest performance.  She underplays the part in a positive way so that the students in the show weren’t patronised and she is seen as a figure to be trusted, a vital choice when many real life students were making up tonights audience.  Polly Lister (One Man Two Govners, Abigail’s Party) as nan was strong, funny, and vulnerable all at the same time, and brilliantly almost unrecognisable when she came back out as Lorraine.  This was fantastic character acting and provided some really moving moments.

Nadine Rose Johnson as Rosie, Kate Donnachie as Desree, and Liyah Summers as Rasheda not only play Shona’s class mates with an unruly realism that can be found in many a senior school across the country, but equally double up as various Dickensian roles throughout.  In short, they never stop working and pull the show together with a slick yet bountiful energy that engages the audience and encourages you to invest.  Their combined skills are off the scale, with stunning voices, impressive moves, and a particularly mind boggling energy from Donnachie at the end of the show!  Alexander Lobo Moreno as Tino/Artful Dodger gives a powerfully emotive performance.  He is cool, full of showmanship and busts some incredible moves.  He is charming with a dangerous edge and performs entirely from the heart.  His solo “This Is Who I Am” blew me away and was so full of passion I could feel myself screaming internally at how unfair life can be.  He really got me.  Alex Hardie notches up the cool factor tenfold with his role as Gazz, but more so with his flawless beatboxing.  He seamlessly continued dropping beats and making music throughout, even when his character was being pummelled.  He was hilarious when explaining the plot of Oliver Twist to Shona at the start of the show and interpreted the ‘roadman’ style character to perfection, right down to his clipped words, his swagger, and his inserts of ‘yeah’ in every breathable gap!  James Meteyard as Pops / Bill Sykes also kept the beat going with his incredible beat boxing and made his presence felt with a gritty realism.  He was confident, scary, and intimidating – everything that Bill Sykes is meant to be, but allowed us just a brief moment of trying to understand how he ended up where he was before his defence went back up.  A brilliant performance.


This is a youthful cast, which it really had to be for its message to be heard by younger audience members.  With an unexpected twist on costumes (see what I did there), there really are surprises around every corner with this production and the direction by James Dacre will certainly keep you guessing and on the edge of your seat – no mean feat for a story that we kind of already know thanks to Oliver.  Yaya Bey and Conrad Murray have turned musicals upside down and twisted them inside out with their fascinating and flippin’ brilliant modern day score.  A blend of soul, R&B, hip hop, rap, and beat boxing all intertwine to create a new flavour that feels cool, current, and communicates with its audience perfectly.  As I stated earlier, no instruments are used at all in this show other than the voice, and I am reiterating this point because it will blow your mind!  These original songs are catchy, funny, heartfelt, and brilliant.  From the opening number of “School School School,” it becomes clear that this is a musical like no other, and as we move to the soulful and beautiful “I remember The Beach,” to the catchy and bouncing finale of “Unexpected Twist,” you will remain in awe at what is being achieved, live and (yes I’m saying it again) with no instruments.  What makes this even more impressive is that it means the singers start singing each and every time with no chords, nothing to pitch them, yet they are never off key, always in harmony, and always flawless.



Unexpected Twist is creative, modern, youthful theatre that speaks directly to its intended audience.  Yet, it has been written and produced so well that it is not exclusive of us older audience members either.  Far from it.  It educates us on how things truly are for teenagers in this topsy turvy world and the truths they face and how they try to navigate them.  It is enlightening, engaging, and exciting in equal measures.  An experience to be shared by all from fledgling to fossil.  Be entertained by the brilliant story, be beguiled by the enticing characters and be bamboozled by the trailblazing beat boxing.  And just as you think the surprise treats are over, right at the end of the show, you’ll find just one more unexpected twist lying in wait for you.  It’s one that will leave you asking, “Please Sir, can I have some more.”

 

WE SCORE MICHAEL ROSEN'S UNEXPECTED TWIST...


 

Drive Your Plow Over the Bones of the Dead

Drive Your Plow Over The Bones Of The Dead - The Lowry, Salford - Tuesday 25th April 2023

DRIVE YOUR PLOW OVER THE BONES OVER THE DEAD IS A MUST-SEE PLAY THAT LEAVES A LASTING IMPRESSION!

Shortlisted for The International Booker Prize in 2019, Drive Your Plough Over The Bones Of The Dead has been growing a dedicated audience for quite some time, and has gained literary rave reviews since its publication.  An award-winning film adaptation followed, and it has now made its way to The Lowry in its latest offering to the theatre world courtesy of the ground breaking theatre company Complicité.  Written by Nobel-winner Olga Tokarczuk, this supernatural style thriller is in the best of hands with Complicité, who have an outstanding reputation for staging the unstageable and delivering their own special kind of magic.  Directed by Simon McBurney, this production will plough its way through your mind as it offer thrills, suspense, and a masterclass in acing and stagecraft.



Janina Duszejko lives a simple life in a rural Polish village, where she enjoys translating poetry into English and studying astrology.  She has a neighbour, Big Foot, of whom she is not a fan as he is a hunter, and after her two dogs went missing, she has never quite trusted him.  But one day, he is discovered dead in his home.  As Janina’s mind starts to try and solve the mystery, she convinces herself that perhaps the animals killed him out of revenge.  The police understandably don’t agree with her theory, but when their Commandant, who is also a hunter, turns up dead, Janina is more convinced than ever.  As more and more people who treat animals disrespectfully turn up dead, all eyes start to turn towards Janina, especially as she has an outburst at a Priest who condones hunting in his sermon, who – yes you guessed it, later turns up dead.  But a hidden mystery within a photograph discovered at Big Foot's house holds more clues than anyone realised, and with an unexpected outcome at the end of the story, you will be left questioning who is right, who is wrong, and how far will you go to stand up for what you believe in?



This show is overwhelming in the best possible sense of the word.  It truly is a spectacle, and the production value evokes an emotional response that arises just from the sheer wow factor.  It isn’t one element that impresses, but rather a stunning dance and marriage between everyone involved, from design, to light, sound, visuals, actors, costume, all of it.  Simple structures appear seemingly from thin air through the slow and controlled grace of the actors.  Digital /video scenery by Dick Straker is incredible and with the use of a back screen that has a clear wall in front of it which is surrounded by a proscenium arch, these projections are able to be played around with in a way I have never seen before, creating an almost 3D effect.  Even the actors themselves are projected onto and so as they slowly and purposefully move forward, it seems they are bringing the wall of images with them.  It’s outstanding.  Nightmares are relived and ghosts haunt us, yet the most serene night skies envelop not only the cast but us as well. 



Lighting by Paule Constable manipulates the atmosphere from fearsome thrills and quick fire, shock lighting, to playing with our fear of the unknown by allowing the action to play out in a not quite darkness.  Even the lights in the auditorium are controlled to unimaginable effect, plunging us into darkness at will and fuelling the adrenaline of this primed audience.  The sound created by Christopher Shutt is so cinematic, strong, and evocative that it felt like a new form of digital foley artist has almost been invented for the theatre.  Gun shots, screams, echoes, and creaking doors, sit happily alongside the booming base of a party, which is so perfectly pitched it even diminishes as the action moves outside of the room.  The set by Rae Smith masters simplicity with its multiple and convincing use of every day items such as chairs, coats, tables, and pillows, to create everything needed in this play with numerous and diverse locations.  Everything about this creative team is expertly executed.



The main character Janina is brought to life by Olivier award winner Kathryn Hunter.  Wow.  The entire play is basically built around this character, with monologues galore and her leading the entire story.  She embodies this complex and paradoxical character with such natural vigour, that we become fully invested in her grief, her plight, her anger, her charm, her humour, so much so that we do not see the truth of what lies behind it.  She brilliantly captures the essence of humanity, that we are not all good or bad, but instead portrays how it could be so easy to walk a fine line of somewhere in between for what we believe to be the greater good.  Her eccentricity is bountiful and captured through such physical detail that you forget you are watching an actor and not just someone on stage chatting to you.  The amount of script she remembers is remarkable and makes me question how I can’t even remember what I went in the kitchen for!



Alexander Uzoka and César Sarachu play Janina’s friends Dizzy and Oddball and create such opposing quirky characters that have you belly laughing, cringing, and empathising with in equal measure.  But the entire cast are a brilliant unit and as awe inspiring as Kathryn Hunter unquestionably is, this show would not work without them.  They allow the show to have a natural ebb and flow, enable it to breathe flawlessly and maintain the smoothness that we feel throughout.  Acting almost as a traditional Greek chorus, they represent everyone, and everything needed, from animal to mineral.  Yet they merge this old theatre style with such a modern agility that it feels entirely fresh and as if this was how theatre was always meant to be.  They often appear as a tribe of hooded figures, hiding in the dark shadows of the world, keeping secrets, emitting an ever present uncertainty and fear, never knowing when they might pounce.   



Actors break the fourth wall by talking directly to us, jumping in and out of the story as they do so.  They even join us in the audience!  Time takes us back and forth between past, present, and memory, and actors portray the animals with inventive and intriguing clarity, mixing physicality with digital imagery.  The use of the human form rather than puppets to portray the animals mirrors Janinas vision of a world of equality and of animal rights being equal to human rights.  Coats are lifted up into the air, submersed in digital imagery of crows taking flight, making it seem like they are actually taking flight.  Books are manipulated so that their pages flap and become a host of birds.  Poetic quotes are projected onto the screen like gun shots for emphasis, with piercing and heart thumping sound effects to accompany it.  Humour is woven into the dark corners of the story through witty dry one liners and recognisable observations such as TS (testosterone Syndrome, to which a detailed description is given and recognised by many females in the audience!)  Humour is also used for tension relief such as the stoned scene where the three characters hopelessly try to remember the words and sing along to their favourite song.  Then you are whipped back again to the serious underlying messages of the story through the irony and shielded guise of a politician trying to get himself elected.



It is no wonder that Complicité have won over 50 major theatre awards worldwide.  Their work redefines theatre and shifts the traditional dynamic between audience and performer in a way I have never experienced before.  Artistic director and co-founder Simon McBurney’s direction has ensured the themes of animal rights, misogyny, religion, and climate control are explored in a non-preachy, quirky manner, and invite you to listen, absorb, and digest without choking on the bones.  I had no idea what to expect from Drive Your Plough Over The Bones Of The Dead, yet I got far more than I ever imagined was on offer.  It has a style and energy all of its own and all I could hear on the way out from the audience was superlatives, and a sense that whether you viewed this as a creepy gothic tale, a political call to arms, a quirky and witty outlook on extreme activists, or just a tale about a lonely and damaged old lady, everyone agreed with every malleable interpretation on offer because it is one and all of these things.  This is a production that we will all still be happily mulling over for the foreseeable.    

WE SCORE DRIVE YOUR PLOW OVER THE BONES OF THE DEAD ...





Korea National Contemporary Dance Company

Kontemporary Korea - The Lowry, Salford - Monday 24th April 2023

THE AUDIENCE'S LOVE FOR KONTEMPORARY KOREA RANG OUT LOUD AND CLEAR WITH STANDING OVATIONS LONG AFTER THE DANCERS HAD LET THE STAGE!

The thing I love about my job is being introduced to a wealth of talented performers, companies, and art forms that I may otherwise have skipped over.  Korea National Contemporary Dance Company is a show that I may have missed out on in a previous life, and this would have been such a shame for it was so unique.  I hope I can encourage people who think that a dance show isn’t for them to try it out, give it a chance and revel in the kind of love and joy that it clearly brought tonight's audience.

Firstly, this is not an unknown company. They have been around since 2010 and are Korea’s only National dance company, expertly telling relevant stories of the past, the present and ones of hope for the future. The combination of how these stories are told, along with their messages, ensure that they can be appreciated by any generation in any location. Their contemporary and diverse approach allows for collaboration with multiple choreographers, ensuring authenticity and free expression. Their desire is to enrich our lives through their storytelling and dance, and this new generation of Korean talent do just that.  Mechanism has a score written by MC Bluechan and is choreographed by Lee Jaeyong (leading choreographer and founding member if the SIGA Dance Collective). Everything Falls Dramatic has a score written by electro-acoustic duo Husk Husk and is choreographed by Sung Im Her(Ballet C de la B and Needcompany). Husk Husk have created a score with a strong beat and clever sampling.  It crosses multiple complex rhythms with a heavy string instrument influence.  The result is electric and produces a score that builds to make you feel alive and glad to be so.

The show covers two stories; Mechanism and Everything Falls Dramatic.  Mechanism starts on a sparse, clinically white stage, with six dancers.  Through isolations, staccato movements and the development of canons, they build up a synchronised and intricate pattern that symbolises the inner workings of a machine. The movement, story and choreography are so intrinsically clever, that it allows the story to shift into a strong tribal style choral dance, before segueing into juxtaposing individuals.  These changes aren’t as random as they sound.  Nothing about this performance is random.  It is all thought out with minute detail, and these seemingly disconnected ideas ultimately forge an arc as to how we see ourselves and others as humans.  How do we operate?  How do we connect?  And how do we thrive?  As the tension of the piece builds up to a dramatic climax, we see the release of human emotion through expression, in a club like scene where everybody lets loose and the repetitive frenzied swinging of arms becomes hypnotic.  The timing of this piece is outstanding.  I have no idea how the dancers match each other so perfectly, and their spatial awareness of each other is incredible.  They really do operate as one, even when moving entirely alone.  It is mesmerising to watch.  Due to the nature of the piece showing of the intricate workings of mechanisms, there is a lot of repetition and certain sections or rhythms are continued for quite some time, which does work as the company do not miss a beat, but equally it can become a little less engaging the more we see of the same.  There were a few moments when I wasn’t entirely sure what I was watching but I also couldn’t fail to be in awe of it, such was the talent and energy on display.



The second piece tells the story of Everything Falls Dramatic.  It is an emotional and powerful retrospect of our own paradoxical features as humans such as fragility versus resilience and loneliness versus solidarity.  The six dancers take us on a journey through our complex and contrasting existence as humans, exploring free and casual abandon, right through to defiant energy and loving care.  It focused on the things we continually lose in life, whether that is quickly, slowly, and whether we are expecting the loss or not.  It is an inevitable part of life, and so the patterns repeat, but do we ever learn how to handle them any better?  Memories fade too and so we almost lose the thing we lost all over again with the decline of its presence and importance in our mind.  It’s a fascinating and confusing parallel to wrap your head around and it really made me think.  Yet even though we are constantly losing things, whether these things be objects, memories, or people, we somehow carry on.  Therefore, it also explores our resilience in the face of loss, resilience we all too often feel we don’t possess.  But with this pattern of loss on continual repeat, it makes us question, at what point do we run out of resilience?  This idea was born out of Sung Im Her’s personal story following her father suffering a stroke, and so it inevitably raised the questions of death within her.  What is it exactly?  How do we approach it?  View it?  Can we understand it differently, treat it and approach it differently so it’s impact can be handled from an alternate meaning?  Understandably, we witness the dancers falling down and getting back up a lot, but it is choreographed into unbelievable sequences that will blow your mind.  Whether you know dance or not doesn’t matter, because you do understand the topic of this story.  We all do.  It is the one guarantee in life after all, and therefore it resonates and oddly makes you keen to grasp life by its dangly bits and embrace what we do have rather than allow what we have lost to hold us back.  The opening of this piece is done in utter silence, yet the dancers are able to move on beat with each other, timed to perfection.  I have no idea how they do this with no audible cue, and they are not looking at each other either, so have no visual cue.  It is quite remarkable and fascinating to see a company so in tune with each other that it felt like they were breathing as one.  The end of this piece was beautiful.  There were a few moments when we thought it had finished and then realised it hadn’t, and there was also some post show audience debate as to what it actually symbolised, it was wholly agreed that it left an imprint.

I have been to many kinds of shows in my work, including dance shows, but I have never seen anything quite like this one.  It is energetic, repetitive, moving, beautiful, curious, and calming all at the same time.  Come with an open mind and come with the knowledge that it will stay with you and have you thinking about it long after the show has finished.  I do wish that there had been a programme or something available to inform us about the story and to learn a little about the dancers as I think this would have helped.  I did read up on the pieces a little online prior to the show but this information would have been useful and potentially encourage more people to attend and feel included.  Yet even if you don’t fully understand what you have seen, you do feel that it is enriching you and challenging you in ways you may not even be conscious of.  Any art form that can do that is worth opening our hearts to because you will be rewarded. 



This performance by Korea National Contemporary Dance Company is part of the Festival Of Korean Dance 2023, of which The Lowry are a producing partner.  It is great to see our local theatre being a part of giving such a wonderful platform to shows that don’t always have the big commercial pull, because, for anyone who is interested in performing arts, these are the shows where you gain your education, where you discover new ideas, and are able to take them away and create even more new theatre within your own groups.  Watching the intricate work and connection between two sets of six dancers was humbling.  It was a marvel to see how they each tell a story in such personal and unique ways. So go and watch to learn, be curious, discover, enjoy, and be inspired.  Tonight's show forms part of the Festival Of Korean Dance and you can catch the next instalment Kontemporary Korea: A Triple-Bill of K:Dance: ‘Foreign Body’, ‘Did U Hear’, and ‘Rush’, at The Lowry on Saturday 6th May. 


Tonight's audience gave one of the biggest responses I have seen to a show in a long time.  The applause and appreciation were immense, with standing ovations and cheers long after the dancers had left the stage.  It was an experience in itself being in an atmosphere such as this, and I found myself captivated by the audience as their love for Kontemporary Korea rang out loud and clear.

 

WE SCORE MECHANISM & EVERYTHING FALLS DRAMATIC ...




The Beekeeper of Aleppo

The Beekeeper of Aleppo - The Lowry, Salford - Tuesday 18th April 2023

THE BEEKEEPER OF ALEPPO IS AN EMOTIONAL STORY THAT IS DIFFICULT TO ACCEPT AS REALITY, BUT IT IS ONE THAT NEEDS TELLING

Not long ago, my friend told me about this incredible book.  She described it as an intense yet unstoppable read.  She couldn’t put it down for she was so invested in the characters and their journey.  She said it was about refugees from Syria but followed the very real human story, not the political one.  It turned the faces, the flashing images we see on the news into actual people, with jobs, families, passions, humour, hopes, dreams, and value.  It shared their harrowing journey from a personal viewpoint and opened her eyes to the reality faced by refugees in a way that isn’t usually divulged on TV, human to human, mother to mother.  That book was The Beekeeper Of Aleppo by Christy Lefteri, and as soon as she had finished it, I read it too.  It made me smile, it made me cry, it made me angry, and it made me aware.  In short, it made me feel and it educated me not only to the extent of the journeys being faced by refugees but to the power of illusion as escapism, and the lengths our own brain will go to in order to protect us from what we are not yet ready to face.



Adapted for stage by Nesrin Alrefaai and Matthew Spangler, The Beekeeper Of Aleppo introduces us to the regular, happy family of Nuri, Afra and their son Sami.  Nuri works contentedly with his cousin Mustafa in Aleppo, as a beekeeper producing honey.  Life is calm, life is happy, life is good.  But war changes everything.  Nuri witnesses some horrendous sights, has his apiaries burnt to the ground, and fears for his life.  As Mustafa and his family flee, Nuri stays behind with his wife Afra who cannot leave the place where her son was taken from her.  But soon, they have no choice and their own long, complicated, and indirect journey to Mustafa in England begins.  There is no easy or fair path out of their war-torn land, and so it is only thanks to money and passports that they even stand a chance.  They find themselves at the mercy of smugglers, strangers, charities, and criminals in a bid to survive, and live in an array of countries, cities, and conditions on route.  They meet a host of characters, witness the best and worst of humanity, whilst traumatised themselves, so much so that they believe things that simply aren’t so.  We know from the off that they make it to England as this is where we first meet Nuri and Afra as they await their asylum meeting, so the story isn’t one of hoping they will reach their destination, but hope that they will find each other again, even when they are right by each other’s sides.  Our hope is that they will receive help, that they will see that help in each other, and that they can find a way to live again.  It seems like a hopeless hope, but this story guides you to find light in the dark.  As the timeline and blending of reality and escapism flits from the here and now, to the past, to everywhere in between, it demands your full attention and opens up a glimpse into the troubled mind of Nuri who is simply trying to make sense of how he has gone from being a proud dad and business owner, to someone who has had to do unfathomable things just for the right to survive. 



Designer Ruby Pugh takes us from Aleppo, across the Middle East, and Europe, to England.  A backdrop rises out of a sandy stage that allows images to be projected and blurs the sense of memory and dream.  The neutral palette throughout reflects the links with nature and sparce furniture reflects the once family home of Nuri and Afra, whilst mirroring the little they have in other locations of their journey.  Bright skies and the glory of the apiaries with honeycombed patterns contrast deeply against images of a bombed-out city, the same city that used to be so beautiful.  The set is built intrinsically for the drifting of Nuri to and from multiple locations and is so subtle that you don’t even notice it until it is used as such in front of you.  The curvature of an Aleppo landscaped rock reveals an armchair.  An elevated bed is doubled up as a lifeboat, and the rocks themselves are included in some of the projected images, creating a dimensional moving landscape, which was particularly immersive and emotive during the lifeboat scene.



The Beekeeper Of Aleppo was always going to desire a cast of exemplary actors, but also empathetic actors who were humbly respectful of the characters’ trauma.  The casting is tender, considerate, and full of talented, delicate performers who bring this human story alive.  Each character has a unique and troubled way of dealing with their trauma, and this was brought together with clarity through the direction of Miranda CromwellAlfred Clay (The Comedy Of Errors, Troy Story, Two Cities) skilfully brings Nuri to life.  He captures this traumatised and troubled character with such humanity that he establishes exactly what this story sets out to do, and that is to break the many fears, myths, and prejudices surrounding refugees. Clay blends the whirlwind linear, making the shifts crystal clear without ever over egging them.  He guides us through Nuri’s mind, pitching his diverse existence with respect. Roxy Faridany (Magic Goes Wrong, Macbeth, This Is Going To Hurt) is equally respectful as Afra.  Her trauma responds in a different way to Nuri’s and Faridany is able to portray this initial mental shut down without ever making Afra appear cold or unloving.  That is not an easy fete but is achieved and highlighted further as Faridany takes Afra on a journey of strength.  Her scenes with Nadia Williams as Angeliki are beautiful and through simple physical connections, she is able to show us the start of her healing.  Joseph Long (Waiting For Godot, Peaky Blinders, Murder On The Orient Express) as both Mustafa and the Moroccan Man crafts two totally different characters, one full of love and hope, one full of silent pleading and gentle humour.  As Mustafa, he provides Nuri with a reason to continue and his emotionally honest scenes really got me.  He enabled Mustafa to show emotion where other characters couldn’t, yet he did so in a controlled and classy way.  As Moroccan Man he used humour to cover up the heartache and anguish inside, presenting yet another way that trauma manifests.  Elham Mahyoub (A Midsummer Night’s Dream, The Visit) as Mohammed / Sami was stunningly playful, innocent, and youthful is this grown-up world of horror and hate. 



Ben Ormerod (lighting), Tingving Dong (sound), Elaha Soroor (music) and Ravi Deepres (film projections) combine to recreate the impossible in this theatre space, such as a dramatic storm at sea, Aleppo in all its beauty and then in its war-torn devastation.  The multiple locations are symbolised through these outlets which lend themselves to creating atmosphere, whether that be desperation, desolation or delusion. A haunting song is echoed throughout, whilst the humming of the bees comes to represent a sense of calm and peace.  Bombs are suggested through a synchronisation of sound, light and response, and establish atmosphere without disrupting the audience’s engagement by making them jump. 



If you’ve read the book then you’ll appreciate that it bounds between timelines and different parts of Nuri’s world with the mere connection of a word, linking one memory to another, and back again to the here and now.  This is all mixed in with a make-believe existence that his traumatic brain has manifested.  I wondered if this would be reiterated on stage, and I am pleased to say it is, and it is done beautifully.  Our brains don’t remember things in order.  They do jump all over the place, and only reveal things when we are capable of facing them.  Expressive dialogue, recorded inner thoughts, physicality, and choreographed moves all play their part and knot themselves together in a massed tangle that is reflective of Nuri’s mind.  Movement to represent the passing of time is asserted with purpose throughout, from repetitive canons to continual directional movement and full use of the space to ensure the unimaginable length of the journey is reflected.  However, life always allows us, if we choose, to find humour in the bleakest of situations.  This is also a coping mechanism, and it is used with just the right amount of class and dignity in this production.  In the asylum house in England, we meet Moroccan Man, who shows us what he thinks it is to be an authentic British Citizen.  This lends itself to gentle mockery of the British, with him dressing up in Union Jack emblazoned clothing, and our ever so bizarre fashionista of socks with sandals!  His reflections on the British culture provide some light relief, such as the weather, hot water bottles, calling everyone geezer, and of course our favourite British pastime – queuing!|



This adaptation to the stage is powerful and I feel very aware that this is not just a night out at the theatre.  This is real.  This is happening.  There are real life Nuri’s, Afra’s, Mustafa’s, and Angeliki’s out there, fighting for the right to live without fear.  There are real life people struggling to live with trauma, and not one of us is immune.   The Beekeeper Of Aleppo is an emotional story that is difficult to accept as reality in today’s world, but it is one that needs telling.  It is uncomfortable at times, as the truth often is, but I promise you, it is a story of strength, of love, of hope.  It creates beauty out of desolation, comfort out of despair, and love out of hate.  It shows us that for every unspeakable and vile human soul out there, ten more good souls outnumber them.  After all, this story was born from a good soul.  The soul of writer Christy Lefteri, whose own volunteer work in refugee centres sparked the idea of portraying refugees to the world as the people they were, the people they are, and the people they be again.  They are not just as a nameless collective.  They are identifiable as our own family members, our friends, as us.  So, find humanity in their tale, find connection, and find your own way to bring darkness to the light.  

 

WE SCORE THE BEEKEEPER OF ALEPPO...





THE TIME MACHINE - A Comedy

The Time Machine - The Octagon, Bolton - Wednesday 12th April 2023

THE TIME MACHINE IS A TIME TRAVELLING, TANTALISING TORNADO OF A SHOW!

The Time Machine!  I’m not entirely sure how to describe this play as it defies explanation.  It is utterly mind-boggling, brilliant, and chaotic in all the best possible ways.  How to give a succinct description when it is sheer chaos, bamboozlement, and hilarity throughout?  The thrill of attending a show where anything can happen is always an adrenaline hook for me, and I was not disappointed.  It’s science fiction meets science fact with bizarre consequences as three friends get caught up in a journey through time on a time travelling chair.  It is also a play within a play as the characters ditch their rehearsals for The Importance of Being Ernest when Dave decides that the said chair, a chair once owned by H. G Wells himself, who also happens to be Dave’s ancestor, is actually the real deal!  Are you keeping up?  Good.  Things take on many a twist and turn, and we soon find ourselves in the year 802701 on an entirely different mission, one of life or death!  Wellsian themes from the original novel are alluded to as the friends travel to a world driven by class conflict and grapple with their own desires, which include the desire to perform Cher songs!  The characters learn (as do the audience) to simply expected the unexpected, go with the flow, watch out for Morlocks, and to watch out for Amy! 



There are jibes from the characters that in trying to adapt the H.G Wells book for the stage, there’s an awful lot of boring bits that they kind of want to skip over.  So, whilst the general idea of time travel is indeed at the heart of this production, and as already mentioned, there are quite a few nods to Wellsian themes and Morlocks, this is not an adaptation of the original book, and nor does it claim to be.  It is an idea taken from the book that writers Steven Canny and John Nicholson have put an Original Theatre Company stamp on and created an entirely new and ingenious show.  However, many of Wells’ themes still ring true today such as the danger of technology and the fact that as humans, despite this technology, we still haven’t been able to dodge our own mortality.  There are some really sciencey, physicy-whizzicy explanations about continuums, paradoxes and such like, that for someone like me, make sense when I hear them, but then my mind is immediately blown, and I forget the simplest of things such as the fact that my water bottle was actually orange juice and become confused as to what on earth I’m was drinking!  Sadly, this really happened!  But these science bits are actually great and make sure that all forms of audience life are satisfied, from the farce lovers to the fact lovers.

   


A large clock dominates the otherwise blank stage, which awaits a plethora of props, scenery, and costume to be brought on as and when needed.  These easily depict the era, the scene, the time, from a Victorian drawing room which links us to the H.G Wells original story, to a chequered cloth covered table for Michael’s date.  The costumes switch from period clothing, to contemporary, to the intentionally unfathomable and with some cracking wigs, hats, and muppets thrown in (yes muppets), you just never know what is around the next timeline.  Fred Meller (design), Colin Grenfell (lighting) and Greg Clarke (sound) can take great delight in their combined work creating a brilliant atmosphere, whilst depicting the ridiculously difficult concept of time travel through hilarious and mad methods.  Explosions, flashes, collapsing scenery, dry ice, fog machines and back lit props all play an equal part in the performance, and it highlights that the cast and creatives have to be perfectly in sync and full of faith and trust in each other’s timing for any of it to work.  Even the background music provided prior to the show and during the interval is carefully thought out.  I’ll let you listen out for these gems yourself.



The cast is made up of Dave Hearn (Founding member the Olivier Award-winning Mischief Theatre, The Play That Goes Wrong, Peter Pan Goes Wrong, The Comedy About A Bank Robbery), Michael Dylan (Winner of the Stage Edinburgh Award for Acting Excellence 2022, One Man Two Guvnors, Muppets Most Wanted, Outlander), Amy Revelle (When Women Wee, The Rounds, Black Or White Coffee) and Noah Marullo (Tracy Beaker Returns, The Dumping Ground, Free Agents).  Hearn, Dylan and Revelle are the main trio and are like Duracell bunnies on a sugar high on Christmas morning.  Their energy, enthusiasm and excitement are infectious, and their likeability lures you into their world, making the audience amenable to all their requests.  Hearn is so at home on the stage and this chaotic environment.  It was a real treat watching him in this cosy theatre space.  He comfortably guides us through the evening, with a cheeky smile here, a “what the?!!!!!” look there, and a relaxed banter with the audience throughout.  His comedic timing is priceless, and he has the capability to land a joke without saying a word.  He is comedic and improv heaven. 



Dylan plays the fall guy perfectly.  He speaks a thousand words with his facial expressions and his rendition of a Hamlet soliloquy was not only impressive and heart wrenching, it solidified why he is an award winning actor.  He had the hearts of the audience with him and even though the plot of the second half was hilarious, he was able to remind us of its deeper theme, without making anyone miserable.  And Revelle!  Is there anything she can’t do?  She is funny, brilliant at creating such distinct and different characters, sings Cher like, well Cher, and represents womens strength and power to a tee!  Her ability to multi role, which all the actors do, is incredible, effortlessly switching it up from a Victorian societal Lady, to an Eastender, to Miss Piggy, to Meghan of the Markle.  She creates hilarious caricatures for us all to share a joke over.  Marullo may have a much smaller role, but he is so convincing in it that you’ll be forgiven for not even noticing he is an actor in the show, and when you’ve seen it, you’ll understand I mean that as a compliment.  You may however find him in the foyer at the end of the show hanging out with Brian Cox!  I kid you not!    

Orla O’Loughlin must have the brain of a mad hatter to have conceived the direction of this production, and that makes her my kind of person!  The energy created is palpable, infectious, and allows us to throw logic out of the window, ensuring a carefree and excitable vibe throughout.  The trust and respect she has given the actors is a credit to them all and to her, allowing a sense of anticipation throughout.  Even greater is the fact that you don’t really know what it is you’re anticipating, but you’re excited for its arrival!



The best thing about The Time Machine is possibly the powerful trust and skill between the cast and creatives as they guide us through a show that has the very real potential to go completely wrong.  If audiences refused to join in, their show doesn’t work in the way it’s meant to.  So, it is with complete respect and awe that I hero worship Hearn, Dylan, and Revelle for putting their trust in each other, but also in us as an audience.  And because they are all so approachable, aimable and alluring, you want to help them out.  You want to take part.  You want the show to succeed.  Even when the show ‘goes wrong,’ it is done so right, with technical issues, dialogue that ends up in the wrong order, and props falling over being timed to perfection.  The second half is where things really let lose!  The audience become the fourth character and boy did they get involved!  I won’t say how as I think it’s only fair you discover that joy for yourself.  But needless to say, throw in a Deliveroo, B*Witched, a Derren Brown type experience, Brian Cox, and a little bit more Cher, and you’re still only just scratching the tip off this time travelling, tantalizing tornado of a show!



The Time Machine team aren’t new to the Bolton Octagon, as their version of The Hound Of The Baskervilles smashed it there in 2021.  It’s written by Steven Canny and John Nicholson and presented by Original Theatre in association with New Wolsey Theatre.  This award-winning theatre company have been touring all over the UK since 2004, exciting, thrilling and engaging audiences with their hallmark zaniness and fearless originality.  



The Time Machine is not only mad cap fun, but actually has a beautiful message of strength in adversity, friendship and hope at its heart.  It shows that even when the worst happens, you don’t have to give up.  You can choose how to react, how to respond, and go out with a smile on your face and a beat boxing Irish jig in your heart.  How can I convince you to go and watch this wild, wonderful, witty and wise cracking show?  Well, I would travel back in time to the start of this show and watch it all over again tomorrow if that helps!  Luckily, the lack of such a machine hidden in my loft doesn’t actually matter, as this show will be cracking the funny bones of audiences until 22nd April, so I’ve got plenty of chance to grab all my pals, spread the word and watch it again.  Because trust me when I say this is one you will regret not seeing!



I took my dad, who is probably the least likely to attend a show that requires audience participation (unless it’s shouting out tips and advice to his football team on how they should be playing) but he loved it and felt perfectly safe that he wasn’t going to be ‘picked on.’  The Time Machine defies explanation, that is its USP, and the reason you will come out buzzing.  It is full of belly laughs, absurdity, and will have you ugly laughing to the point that you won’t even care!  Your jaw will ache from smiling, your heart will sing with joy, and your mind will wonder what on earth just happened, but you’ll know that whatever it was, you’re glad you were there for it. 

 

WE SCORE THE TIME MACHINE...


 





The Very Hungry Caterpillar Show

The Very Hungry Caterpillar - The Lowry, Salford - Tuesday 11th April 2023

THE VERY HUNGRY CATERPILLAR SHOW IS A MAGICAL, SAFE SPACE, WHERE IMAGINATION AND WONDER FLOURISH

Children and adults are immediately in awe as we are introduced to the first of the 75 or so puppets.  The docile brown bear beguiles us with its sheer size and manipulation from its puppeteer.  As the book asks the bear, “What do you see?”, an array of impressive puppet animals emerge onto the stage, each taking their moment in the spotlight.  For those who know the book, you won’t be disappointed as we meet red bird, purple cat, white dog, black sheep, and all the other gorgeous characters. 

 



The actors speak calmly, clearly, and almost hypnotically, creating a tender and nurturing atmosphere for this very young audience and their grown-ups.  They tell us the story but also bring these puppets to life with a gentle humour and loving touch.  The detail is great, such as the cheeky sheep that sneezes all over one actor and bumps another one on the bottom.  The cat delicately licks its paws, whilst the frog bounds all over the stage, enticing the mini guests to jump out of their seats to join in.  The set consists of three large white boards, that reminded me of blank pages ripped out of a book, and each have windows and doors in them, which create superb surprise entrances for each of the puppets.  The white design also acts as a great blank canvas for lights to be projected onto it, giving us the familiar print of coloured dots from The Very Hungry Caterpillar, to a multitude of changing colours and patterns, including ripples of water for our next story, 10 Little Rubber Ducks.

 



10 Little Rubber Ducks immediately unleashed involuntary quacks from the excited children.  The actors start the story off, explaining that 10 rubber ducks have been packed into a box and shipped across the sea, but as the box fell overboard, each little duck begins a magical journey of their own.  We indeed meet all 10 of the rubber ducks, and as a swathe of blue material is attached between two of the white boards, it creates a puppet screen, allowing the ducks to all bob along on top of the water.  One by one the ducks separate as they float off in different directions.  More impressive puppets are introduced, some behind the blue material, giving the impression that they are jumping out of the sea, such as the wonderful dolphin, and the whale that even breaches.  Others are paraded to the front of the stage such as the brilliant pink flamingo and the pelican – who even catches a fish!  Others, such as the barking seal, splashed around in front of the water, allowing us to see them in all their glory.  Each duck meets someone different on their journey, ensuring that these fantastic puppets just keep on coming, and each one is so unique, even as an adult at a children’s show, you can’t help but feel impressed.



The third story is The Very Lonely Firefly.  We meet the firefly and soon learn that this puppet is so perfectly made, it even lights up as a firefly would!  But this firefly cannot find his tribe and has been left all alone.  He desperately searches them out, following every light source with hope, only to be disappointed when they turn out to be a variety of dead ends, such as a candle, a torch, a lantern, and a house light.  Then, a cat and a glorious owl make their way onto stage, and as their eyes reflect in the moonlight (which is also a puppet), the firefly thinks that maybe, just maybe, this time there will be a family of fireflies waiting.  As the cat and the owl meet in the moonlight, there is a wonderful matrix style slow motion movement that sprinkled a little more magic into the theatre, resulting in collective whoaahh’s.  Eventually the firefly is reunited with a whole host of other fireflies and they all dance and light up over the heads of the excited audience.

 



Last, but certainly not least, is the story that everyone has been waiting for – The Very Hungry Caterpillar.  A giant leaf with an egg on is brought onto the stage, and immediately everyone pays just a little more attention, ready to meet the star of the show.  A small, plush and irresistibly cute caterpillar pops out of the egg and immediately gives us personality.  I have no idea how the puppeteer manages to do this, but he does and it is fascinating.  The caterpillar grows before our eyes and escapes the leaf in search of more food.  I have to point out that the movement of the caterpillar puppet is just brilliant and you can’t help but fall in love with this cute creature.  As he goes on his food rampage, the different foods he treats himself to are brought out as large wooden props, with flaps in that the caterpillar pops his head through to show he is munching his way through them.  It is very simple and very delightful. The children count out the fruits with the actors and join in with the story, highlighting that this really is a family favourite for all ages.  As the caterpillar gets hungrier and hungrier, more and more foods are brought out and he pops his head through each of them, showcasing those brilliant eyes we all know and love as they dominate the circle.  Then, when he is finally full, the caterpillar is replaced again with a much heftier one, ready for the next stage of his journey.  As he creates his cocoon, a sack style sleeping bag encases him, where we are told he will rest for a few weeks.  Even as this is carried off, the puppeteers don’t rest with their detail, giving it an occasional shake or jerk to show the caterpillar moving inside.  Then, the butterfly is revealed, to gasps and awes from the audience.  It is grand, colourful and beautiful, and more impressive is that it matches the patterns and colours of the butterfly in the book exactly!



The cast of this show know their craft inside out and manage to bring these inanimate objects to life with such ease, that you just feel a peace wash over you.  They provide unique voices for each of the speaking characters, portray them with such detail that you follow their intention of watching the puppet instead of them, and they make the whole thing entirely credible.  With no programmes for sale, I unfortunately do not know their names, but I want to give them a huge shout out.



I can’t finish this review without mentioning the audience.  Made up of a mixture of family groups, all with their youngest members, they were entranced.  This was a magical, safe space, where imagination and wonder flourished, and the ambience created by the talented cast ensured that enjoyment was had without the need to pump up a bunch of toddlers with adrenaline and then send them home bouncing off the walls.  The cast were like theatre whisperers!  This possibly has to be the most adorable audience I have ever sat in.  Whether it be the mini’s dressed up as The Hungry Caterpillar including caterpillar head pieces, others clutching the book and posing for photos in front of the spotted stage, or those with the caterpillar plush toys who copied the moves of the puppeteer, making their own caterpillars come to life, it felt special to be a part of it.  Thank you to The Very Hungry Caterpillar for inviting us to lunch.  We had a great time.

 

WE SCORE THE VERY HUNGRY CATERPILLAR...











 

Mother Goose

Mother Goose - The Lowry, Salford - Wednesday 5th April 2023

MOTHER GOOSE IS THE PANTO EQUIVALENT OF HAMILTON - YOU'LL BE QUACKERS TO MISS IT!

Unleash all your egg puns and free those bird jokes, for Mother Goose has finally flown into Salford, just in time for Easter!  Led by a star-studded cast, we’ve been waiting for this one for quite some time, and with three Northerners at the helm, it makes the arrival all the more special!  I mean, come on!  Sir Ian McKellen, John Bishop, and Anna-Jane Casey!  How spoilt are we?!  A combined trio of talent, they have everything covered from acting, comedy, singing, and dancing, and with Golden Globes, Tonys, TMA’s and British Comedy Awards rattling around in their luggage amongst their panto bloomers, it’s no wonder that tickets are selling like hot cross buns!  But don’t be bamboozled into thinking this is a delayed April Fools trick and refuse to buy tickets, for the joke would be on you my friend.  You haven’t misunderstood, it is most definitely panto season in April!  And thanks to Sir Ian himself, this project has quite literally taken flight and brought the good old days of the all year panto back into our chaotic 2023 lives just when it is most needed.  It’s already had rave reviews and now it’s our turn to welcome our Northern souls back home.     


This version of Mother Goose may be slightly more, well – bonkers, than any you’ve come across before, but in all the right ways!  The Goose family (Caroline, Vic, and son Jack) and their animal sanctuary have fallen on hard times during this cost of living crisis, and haven’t got a pot to pickle in.  Living in an abandoned Debenhams, they can’t afford to pay their energy bills and have no idea what they are going to do.  As it thankfully turns out, there is a goose, albeit a menopausal one, who lays golden eggs.  As Cilla Quack starts to pop out the aforementioned eggs, Mother Goose Caroline has to make a difficult decision – fame, or family and friends.  Well, there wouldn’t be much of a story if she chose family, and so as the lights bedazzle, we are transported by the magic of panto to The Tower Of London, The Oscars, London fashion week, and even the World cup final as she lives out her dream!  But dreams often come at a cost, and as Caroline eventually sees the error of her ways, we enter the mystique and mayhem of Gooseland where things start to get next level surreal and quackers, for this ethereal kingdom is charged by the most demanding, drama queen Goose ever imagined!  Will the Goose family convince King Goose to let Cilla Quack free?  Will Jack ever tell Jill just how much he loves her?  And will we get a happy ever after wedding?  It’s panto!  Of course we will!  Just maybe not the wedding you were expecting!


The show starts with John Bishop unassumingly walking onto the stage.  The audience go wild with applause and genuine affection.  He starts to tell us what to expect, where we should shout out, and the general rules of panto, but it is all done in John Bishop style, disguised in a hilarious stand-up routine.  Next, the good and bad fairy twirl onto the stage and immediately set the scene for what is to be an unpredictable, manic, and brilliantly ludicrous show, with mistimed whips and laughter that blend into a show stopping number as we are introduced to the animals in Mother Goose’s animal sanctuary.  Then Sir Ian walks onto stage and the place erupts!  The show could have ended there for many and they would have gone home happy, with enough joy garnered from basking in his mere presence.  But he humbly cracks on with it, showing he is just one member of an outstanding cast. 


Anna-Jane Casey
enters with a series of splits, and we are on our way!  As for the rest of the show……….I mean, I’ll try to tell you about it, but you may not believe me.  It will sound so random and absurd that you’ll think I’m making it up.  And whilst I would love to steal the credit from writer Jonathan Harvey (Gimme Gimme Gimme, At Home With The Braithwaites, Coronation Street) I couldn’t keep up with the speed of his wit and innuendo.  Political prods are very popular with tonights audience, with a bumbling pig named Boris, Camilla Queen Consort as a house guest, Cruella Braverman telling the animals there is no place for them, and an entire audience interaction response based around our energy bills.  Sprinkle in adult humour that washes over the heads of the younger audience, inflatable footballs, sweets being launched into the audience (where I saw one genius child take his booster seat, turn it upside down, and hold it above his head to catch the airborne sweets on mass in the hollowed-out seat!), and you still haven’t come close to the zaniness of this show.  Puppets nestle in the show alongside Shakespeare monologues and sonnets, huge musical theatre numbers shake jazz hands with 90’s electro house music and 80’s fist pumping love ballads, whilst bats, monkeys, llamas and God worshipping penguins seem about the sanest thing on the stage!  It’s creatively quackers so my advice is just let yourself be whisked away, and eggspect to laugh until your eyes leak!     


Sir Ian McKellen
(Lord Of The Rings, X Men, Coronation Street, King Lear and a billion other things)……….can I just say that again – Sir Ian McKellen indulges us with his humour, his singing, his dancing, his Gandalf moments, and his Shakespeare.  His generosity is illuminating throughout, and the cast clearly adore him as much as the audience do.  As Mother Goose, he gets to wear some belting costumes, including a ginormous hat made out of hair, a beefeater dress and a frou -frou nightie.  He slides from silly to sublime to serious in the blink of an eye, and his delivery of “Quality Of Mercy” from The Merchant Of Venice was a bucket list moment to witness.  It felt the entire audience collectively held their breath and you could hear a pin drop.  The command and respect he has is palpable.  He could have milked it, but he didn’t for the next second, he is tap dancing, giggling like a school girl at some cheeky innuendo, and sharing the stage with his colleagues, proud to show off their talents too.  He is just so damn likeable.  Another particularly special moment was his rendition of ‘Tomorrow’ from Annie where he shared a heartfelt moment that had many of us awing and wiping away our “I’m not crying, you’re crying” tears.  He pokes fun at his celebrity friends throughout, including Bill Roache and Dame Judy Dench and mucks in with the cast as if he were a 20-year-old.  Sir Ian has charm by the bucketful and even had one young audience member shouting out to John Bishops character, “Please, just take her back!” such is the charisma of this legend.       


John Bishop
(stand up comedian, presenter, Dr. Who, John Bishop Show) gives you not only everything you’d wish for and expect with his dry observational comedy, jokes, likeability and charm, but he also throws in a thing or ten that you won’t be expecting!  Following Sir Ian’s Shakespeare monologue, Bishop starts reciting “Shall I Compare Thee…” sonnet.  He soon silences the few titters from the audience that are anticipating this to be a comedy sketch, and instead wows us all with a sincere and earnest performance.  He has some fantastic costumes of his own, particularly after his ‘make-over’ that, clad in pleather, leaves him with a whole new look and persona!  This is not Bishops usual world which he freely admits to himself, but you wouldn’t know that for a second because he gets down and dirty with the best of them.  It seems panto is his home and his natural rapport with an audience, his skill at holding them in the palm of his hand shines through and helps elevate the show to a whole new level.  
 


Anna-Jane Casey
(Cats, Chicago, Mack & Mabel, Cabaret) is showbiz personified!  World class singing, acting, dancing, that she blends into any genre needed – including, it seems, a menopausal goose wearing orange crocs!  Her natural Northern humour shines through so you’re never quite sure if she’s saying scripted lines or just cracking jokes as she goes along, which the audience love and is exactly what you want in a panto!  She is an unstoppable ball of energy that fizzes around the stage with high kicks, tap dancing, splits, top hats, canes and even a stint in her 24601 prison cell can’t restrain her as she breaks free to belt out a show tune.  And what a moment this is!  Anna-Jane Casey fills the entire stage with “Don’t Rain On My Parade” and I for one was in showbiz heaven!  The rapturous applause, whoops and whistles that burst out of the audience sum up her performance.  We wanted more!    



Oscar Conlon-Morrey is Jack Goose, the nincompoop that every panto needs and loves.  His charm is so infectious that even the usually reluctant adults join in with vigour and glee.  He plays the fool to a tee, allows himself to be the butt of many a joke, but is just as strong at delivering them.  His slapstick, farcical performance ensures the audience are in stitches.  His timing and execution in the set pieces are brilliant and his commitment to the cake baking scene not only had the audience roaring with laughter, but he shut down the actors into fits of giggles too!  He comically plays around with his voice but make no mistake he also knows how to belt out a tune!  When he finds his partner in crime with Simbi Akande as Jill, she provides yet another type of character, then ditches that one in favour of “being more Jack.”  She is so talented it’s like she is multi-rolling within her one role, creating such comedic character traits, and hilarious physical comedy by repeatedly falling off a bench.  Sharon Ballard as Encanta the good fairy and Karen Mavundukure as Malignia the bad fairy are a brilliant pairing, and relax the audience from the off, joining in with the laughter and rolling with the punches.  They both have incredible solos and a duet that has everyone clapping along and boogying in our seats.  They are so natural, cool and current that they never patronise the children and still feel relatable to us grown-ups.


Richard Leeming
as the bat is so despairing of life that he is a little like Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory and is capable of making the audience corpse with very little effort or words.  He plays his part to perfection and had a unique humour all of his own that stood out amongst all the smut and innuendo.  Adam Brown as King Of Gooseland is a brilliant diva and knows how to both underplay and over play at just the right moment to evoke fits of giggles.  Under the direction of Cal McCrystal, everyone on stage is given their moment to shine.  I could honestly write up on all of them but I have already had some lovelies out there say my reviews are too long and too kind?!!??  Every actor has a clear character and not only sings, acts and dances, but provides humour and even operate puppets!  Ahh, stuff the length, it’s my review and I’ll name check if I want to, because they deserve it!  Completing this unstoppable cast are Mairi Barclay, Gabriel Fleary, Becca Francis, Shailan Gohil, Genevieve Nicole, and Laura Tyrer! 



I could honestly go on and on because there is so much packed in, and the speed of it all is so fast, that you could watch this show again and pick up things you missed.  It’s the panto equivalent of Hamilton, jam packing as many gags in as is humanly possible.  Whether it’s the set and costumes designed by Liz Ascroft, the aeroplane balancing act, shouting out “He’s behind you” to the ghosts and ghoulies, the comedy, the songs, the free sweets, or the positive and happy energy that washes over the entire theatre, or the big finale where everyone gets to join in, you will be guaranteed to leave feeling so much lighter, joyous and elevated than when you went in.  Mother Goose takes everything you love about traditional panto and blends it seamlessly with everything you love about modern panto.  The result is a mega panto that leaves you feeling as bonkers and as brilliant as the performance itself.  If you love off the cuff, zany fun then go!  Seriously, just go, and you’ll soon realise that this is a show not to be written about, its one to just experience, leave your troubles at the door, and let this stella cast take you under their goose wings and make you feel happy joy.  That’s the real golden gift on offer here.

WE SCORE MOTHER GOOSE...





 

Mog - The Forgetful Cat

Mog - The Forgetful Cat - The Lowry, Salford - Tuesday 4th April 2023

MOG THE FORGETFUL CAT IS THE PURRFECT FAMILY SHOW FULL OF NOSTALGIA, DELIGHT AND EXCITEMENT!

I have to confess that I am not a cat person, but this just goes to show how gorgeous Judith Kerr’s Mog The Cat books are because they hold a special place in my heart and if feels like Mog has become an extended part of our own family.  So, the thought of seeing these children’s books brought to life on stage felt like a great way to start to my Tuesday.  Armed with coffee and my 6 year old companion, we entered the theatre to find it already full of life, warmth, and energy.  At first we thought perhaps the show had started, but actually it transpired that The Wardrobe Ensemble, who are behind this production, just know exactly what they are doing, and so bring actors out to engage with the children in the audience before the show has officially started, keeping them fully occupied.  It is so simple but so clever and built up an immediate rapport.  We walked in to hear all about the different pets the children in the audience had back home and my guest immediately joined in, proud to tell everyone about her dog Marnie!


Mog The Forgetful Cat
explores a few of Kerr’s books and amalgamates them together to create a kind of ‘year in the life of Mog’.  As we are introduced to Mog and the Thomas family, we discover that Mog is very forgetful.  She forgets where her cat flap is, that she has already eaten, and that Nicky’s boiled eggs are not for cats!  Her antics cause a little inconvenience at home and as her humans become frustrated, they break into the song ‘Bother That Cat!’  The audience are encouraged to join in, and soon enough we are all purring along, including accompanying paw actions!  But Mogs forgetfulness comes into fruition when she can’t remember how to get back in the house and so screeches at the kitchen window, foiling a burglar in the process! 

As the seasons change and Mog is able to play out in the garden, she gets a thorn stuck in her paw, which means a visit to the dreaded V.E.T (we can’t say the actual word as Mog will bolt out of the door!)  The car journey there is an interesting one, and upon arrival we meet plenty of other pets who bring the V.E.T.S to life in loud and colourful ways.  As Mog causes chaos, the poor V.E.T pays the price with his finger, but all ends well.  As the sun goes up, and goes back down a few more times to distinguish the passing seasons, Mog finds herself in a strange new place.  Her garden, once so familiar, has become lost to a giant sea of white flappy things (which us humans recognise as a tent blowing in the wind).  She can’t find anything!  And this would be hard enough for any cat, but for Mog who is already forgetful, it is a bad situation.  She can’t even find her toilet and so in desperation, ends up relieving herself on Mr. Thomas’ favourite chair.  Oh, he is not happy, and so Mog hides in the attic, missing the whole cat show that the tent is housing.  Eventually driven out of the attic by boredom, she makes quite the entrance, and everyone forgives Mog once more.



The Wardrobe Ensemble have done a purrfect job at bringing these children’s classics to life, creating a theatre of imagination, colour, and contentment.  Nightmares and dreams are brought to life by clever use of simple materials and props, creating a large and looming tiger within seconds, and turning Mog into a butterfly with large moving wings the next!  Crocodiles, pandas and bears echo through the subconscious of the V.E.T and this is all played out on the perfect storybook set.  The house opens up and has a moving cat flap to create a dolls house vibe.  Flowers, umbrellas that allow leaves to fall out of them, sprinkles of snow thrown into the air, and rainbows depict the changing of the seasons with a swift visual ease that needs no fuss but keeps its young audience on track.  Additional items are brought on as and when they are needed, such as Mr. Thomas’ favourite chair, a table, or a cat basket, but they are whisked on and off with such fluidity that they are merely a part of the action and ensure that no one is kept waiting.  The Thomas home is designed as a wonderful adventure playground for any cat, complete with a ladder that allows Mog to explore multiple levels and act out scenes from high above the other actors.  Designer Laura McEwen is a great advocate for staying faithful to a book with her page to stage look, and each carefully designed element allowed the children to feel like this was their world.  Everything felt familiar and they were able to live inside their favourite book!  The costumes followed suit too, with some remarkable ways of supporting the multi role nature of this cast, allowing them to play both pets and their owners simultaneously.   
   


This combined team of cast and creatives are what it truly means to be an ensemble.  Tom England welcomes us all from the off by engaging in chitter chatter, and showing a genuine interest in the people that have come to watch the performance.  He sets the relaxed tone for the show, and just makes you feel like this is truly a safe space.  England plays the narrator and the V.E.T and has the audience eating out of the palm of his cat scratched hand!  Ben Vardy garners belly laughs as Mr. Thomas whilst singing about his favourite chair, and allows him to be grumpy without ever being mean.  His finely tuned approach allows this young audience to like him and join in with his songs.  Kerry Lovell is Mrs. Thomas and has a great scene with Max Gallagher (who plays the piano throughout the show in a kind of movie music atmospheric kind of way, as well as for the actual songs).  Mrs. Thomas is taking Mog to the V.E.T in the car and between them, they combine physical theatre movement by reacting to a radio style commentary on the action, including breaking for lollipop crossings, dropped sweets and the 3 second rule!  It is unique, funny, and brilliantly executed.


Jesse Meadows
and Maria Goodman are enthusiastic, lively, and bursting with love for their cat as Nicky and Debbie, making sure that Mog always has a voice.  They are so in tune with the audience, and great at switching roles seamlessly, and providing scene changes and props, ensuring the production continues to run smoothly.  But the biggest hit with the audience was Georgina Goodchild as Mog.  Impeccable cat like moves, and an innocence that you can’t help but love!  Yes!  I just said I love a cat!  In my earliest of acting classes, I was told that if you can act with your eyes without saying a word, then you can act.  Today, I saw that lesson brought to life by Goodchild.  Her expression through eyes alone told her entire story and it was fascinating and brilliant to watch.  I could genuinely suspend my disbelief and accept that Mog was on that stage.  Directed by Helena Middleton & Jesse Jones, the entire show was pitched just right and felt like a warm hug.  The inclusion of songs written by Joey Hickman kept the pace of the show, and allowed for great moments of humour, such as the cat dance and the cats chorus in barbershop singing style.  They also offered ample opportunity for the audience to delve right in and hum along.  The bond between this cast is visible for all to see and their family feel transcends into the audience, making everyone feel entirely welcome.


Mog is celebrating 50 years since its initial publication so it is no wonder that these books are loved by our nation, young and old, cat lovers, dog lovers, and even parrot lovers!  This longevity makes the Judith Kerr books popular with a spectrum of ages, from adults who grew up reading them, to children who are falling in love with them, to those yet to discover them.  This production will look after all of you, and promises nostalgia, delight and excitement.  This docile, fluffy, wide eyed feline will steal your heart for the hour show, and have you digging out your old favourite books for a sneaky bedtime read.  Bathe in that unique fuzzy glow that only a magical children’s book can provide and pounce your way to the Lowry for a miaow-verlous time.         

 

WE SCORE MOG THE FORGETFUL CAT...




 

The Bodyguard

The Bodyguard - Palace Theatre, Manchester - Monday 3rd April 2023

THE BODYGUARD TAKES THE AUDIENCE ON AN EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER AND IT'S ONE HELL OF A RIDE!

Can you even utter the words The Bodyguard without a montage of timeless songs reeling through your head?  And knowing that regardless of singing ability, the irrepressible desire to belt out “And Iiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeiiiiiiii will always love youuuuuuu oooohhhhhh” will ultimately win?  That is the power of its music, and the iconic performances of Whitney Houston and Kevin Costner in the film that launched this blockbuster musical.  I have to confess that my first experience of the musical in 2019 was approached with a little trepidation, fearful that one of my all time favourite films was being touched in any way, shape or form, but curiosity got the better of me and I comforted myself with the fact that I knew I would at least enjoy the music.  But my fears were unfounded.  I LIVED The Bodyguard with the stage production in a way I could never have imagined, and now I return with an eagerness, not just because of the film, or because of the music, but because of the unique and mesmerising experience that this show provides on its own merit.  It stimulates your senses, plays hide and seek with your emotions, and toys with your adrenaline, rousing just about every emotional response in your repertoire.  
 



Rachel Marron is a sensational, singing superstar with fame, fortune, the world at her feet, and a career to die for.  Literally.  For she has attracted an intense, dangerous, and deranged stalker.  As things intensify, the stalker will not rest until he claims Rachel for his own.  His determination and intelligence outwit her current security and he gets far too close for comfort.  Her protection needs strengthening, and so former secret service agent Frank Farmer is enlisted.  But Frank has a past, one he has not quite come to terms with, and one he needs to manage in order to believe in himself and keep Rachel safe.  But Rachel refuses to cooperate with the restrictive demands Frank places in her life, so it is he who must learn to accept and understand her world.  In doing so, they make an unexpected connection, and discover their opposing worlds have more in common than they thought.  But in Rachel and Franks worlds, love comes at a price, and they must answer the question, is altruism the ultimate declaration of true love?    



The Bodyguard demands your attention right from the off and puts you on high alert in an exciting and adrenaline fuelled way.  It prepares you for what lies ahead and has subtle ways of placing you in Rachels shoes, whether that be a sudden gun shot, a deadly laser pointed at your head, or the stalker appearing in unexpected places.  It teases and terrifies you with the danger that Rachel is in, then instantly relieves you of the fear with an epic concert vibe.  It discombobulates and knocks you off balance so that the highs are intense, the danger makes you hold your breath, and the love story seems all the more impossible and beautiful for it.  The immersive feel of technology is quickly established as Rachel is introduced in the iconic montage of any global superstar, boasting her career, awards and achievements on a huge cinematic screen!  This immediately sets her status and the glamour contrasts to Franks life or death introduction.  We are launched into our first Rachel Marron concert, with flashing lights, blasts of fire, and incredible dancers.  The Bodyguard has begun.



Melody Thornton (The Pussycat Dolls, Rip It Up, Dancing On Ice) stuns the audience into submission with her powerful yet delicate performance as Rachel Marron.  She is subtle and controlled, making the character less harsh than the movie version, which works really well.  Her scenes with Rachel's son Fletcher were amongst some of my favourite of hers because we saw a true tenderness of the character shine through.  Having said that, her natural stage presence and singing and dancing were impeccable and I did have a pinch me moment that I was watching an actual Pussycat Doll live!



Her scenes with Ayden Callaghan (Emmerdale, Hollyoaks, Romeo & Juliet) as Frank Farmer held a great chemistry and they allowed their love story to develop naturally, so it never felt shoehorned in or forced.  Ayden Callaghan has truly made Frank his own and again, his scenes with Fletcher were beautiful to watch.  He has captured this dark brooding man who is strong, stable, and seemingly impenetrable, but also allowed him to be human, to be vulnerable, to be flawed.  His last scene, where he stands alone to the echo of Rachel's song, got me.  To silently stand there and to be able to see his eyes fill with tears was a powerful moment.   



Emily – Mae (Frozen, City Of Angels, Little Shop Of Horrors) is Nicki Marron and has a fantastic voice.  She has a couple of great solos that are punctuated with excellent storytelling skills and her portrayal of Nicki makes it very clear that she has feelings for Frank from the off, with refined looks and gestures aimed in his direction.  Her voice is crystal clear and it is easy to see why her character would feel side-lined because she is incredibly talented.  Marios Nicolaides (Saturday Night Fever, Ghost, 42nd Street) is completely convincing as The Stalker and had me jumping in my seat for the whole show.  His potential for physical strength and danger is gauged from the off through his physicality, but this quickly turns to a more sinister fear as he is able to control the audience without saying a word. 



The mere fact that I always felt on alert for where he might appear next, even down to anticipating him jumping out from behind some columns (he didn’t), tell me that he succeeded with his character.  Kaylenn Aires Fonseca as Fletcher is an absolute star!  He wowed us from the off when he started busting a move alongside the adult dancers and continued to do so with his acting and then his singing!  Natural, genuine and believable, he was a legend!  James Groom, John Macaulay, Graham Elwell, and Fergal Coghlan complete the remainder of the named cast and provide a mix of humour, seriousness, stubbornness, jealousy, and frustration.  They all have moments to shine and help move the story along. 



Thea Sharrock’s direction has ensured this entire cast and ensemble are strong and cohesive.  There seemed to be a genuine team spirit on stage and a respect of equality.  With some big names on stage, this was a brilliant thing to see, for it never felt like the show had been staged around any one person, but that everyone on stage was important and needed in equal measure.  Scenic and costume designer Tim Hatley has not only brought the beloved film to life, but somehow made you feel like you have stepped into the movie without losing any of the magic of a theatrical experience.  Effortless changes sweep you from a concert to a glorious mansion, and carry you to a police station, a karaoke bar, a dance studio, a log cabin, to backstage at the Oscars!  It feels rare to experience so many lavish locations in a stage show, but The Bodyguard has achieved this, ensuring dedicated fans of the film don’t feel cheated in any way.  It is impressive to say the least and instead of seeing the potential problems of taking the medium of film to the stage, they have embraced it and used it to their advantage.



The combined talents of all the creatives, including choreographer Karen Bruce and lighting designer Mark Henderson transform this production from stage, to cinema, to concert with such ease that you glide through a multi-sensation experience, taking the best from each of the sensory mediums.  The audience are cleverly placed in the middle of the action, the story, the entire experience in a way that reverberates quite literally through your whole body.  The use of the safety curtain as a cinema screen to project movie magic and iconic images at just the right moment will make you melt.  I don’t want to give anymore away here because it is the penultimate moment for any Bodyguard fan.  The applause showed agreement of the spine tingling, hairs on your body standing up and goosebumps on your goosebumps appreciation! 
  



The intensity and danger of The Stalker is not lost in this production.  He doesn’t act as a mere catalyst or subplot in order to bring Rachel and Frank together but sits very much at the heart of the story.  His presence is played with so you never know how or where he may appear.  There are moments when you realise he is suddenly there and you have no idea how long he has been there because you didn’t notice him appear.  It leaves your blood cold and acts as a chilling reminder that the very real threat has not gone away.  One moment I remember from the first time I saw the show has not been diminished by my knowledge of it.  The Stalker is loose with a laser gun and until he finds Rachel, the audience are his helpless victims.  Having a red laser beamed at your head in the dark is an eerie experience.  Following the initial gasps of shock, you could hear a pin drop.  It is an uncomfortable yet thrilling and clever way to immerse us and allow us, for a few fleeting seconds, to understand Rachels fear.



The penultimate moment of a show fuelled by emotive and beloved songs that guide you through the story, evoke nostalgia and sprinkle you with joy, such as ‘Queen Of The Night,’ ‘Run To You,’ ‘One Moment In Time,’ ‘Greatest Love Of All,’ and ‘How Will I know,’ is ‘I Will Always Love You.’  Watching Melody Thornton perform this from the comfort of home on Big Night At The Musicals, I knew it would be spectacular, but even that did not fully prepare me for being rendered speechless.  It was so evocative that you simply didn’t know what to do with yourself.  Audience members were torn between crying, whooping, clapping, standing ovations mid-song, and trying to express their reactions in a million other ways.  Class.  It was pure class.  And you barely have time to catch your breath before Rachel Marron’s concert encore begins!  Lights, costumes, live music, and the bendiest, most acrobatic dancers ever.  Relive this glorious music, take your dancing shoes, and let lose! 



The concert vibe is a great high after the intense thriller and gut-wrenching love story you have just survived, and it will have you downloading all the music before you’ve even got home!  As the band played us out, a school group in the gallery alone proved that the short stop in tonights performance due to technical difficulties did not dampen the atmosphere at all, for they filled the theatre with the sound of their joyful singing.  It was wonderful to hear their happiness.  And as the Palace Theatre audience spilled out onto the streets, a mash up of Whitney songs blended together to fill the Manchester air, as we all found ourselves powerless to resist humming our favourite tunes.  This iconic love story is made all the more formidable in the theatre and if the finale was anything to go by, it proves that yes actually, we all just wanna dance with somebody after all.

 

WE SCORE THE BODYGUARD...





 

Cat On A Hot Tin Roof

Cat On A Hot Tin Roof - Royal Exchange Theatre, Manchester - Wednesday 29th March 2023

CAT ON A HOT TIN ROOF IS POWERFUL, PASSIONATE AND POLISHED WITH A SPELLBINDING CAST

This Pulitzer prize winning play pricks up the ears of any theatre lover where ever and whenever it is mentioned.  Tragic, brutal, comedic and tempestuous, Cat On A Hot Tin Roof tackles sexuality, unrequited love, lies, regret, repression and death.  Arguably Tennessee Williams most notable play, the mere whisper of its name reverberates like a cat call, enticing audiences in from far and wide.  And with good reason, because the fine line of conflict between truth and illusion is timeless, universal and resonates on a uniquely personal level within us all.  The intimacy of The Royal Exchange provides no escape and beautifully echoes the inner turmoil of our main protagonist, Brick.  Cat On A Hot Tin Roof promises to be classic theatre at it’s best.



Big Daddy Pollitt is dying.  He doesn’t know it, but his family does and they have all gathered for his birthday at the family home.  What should be a celebration, filled with supportive family and love, soon turns into a distasteful scrabble for succession to the family home and plantation upon his passing.  Whilst son Gooper and wife Mae choose sycophantic flattery to grease their way into favour, daughter in law Maggie sees through their game and spits back with venom, refusing to back down from the fight that began when she married wealthy to escape her poor childhood.  But her husband Brick is indifferent, seemingly uninterested in his fathers estate, instead seeking company at the end of a bottle.  The family initially think this is down to the suicide of his good friend Skipper, but there is far more to this loss than initially meets the eye.  As the evening continues, it seems the whole family must face up to hidden secrets, repressed truths, and intentional lies.  But where is the line between want, desire, and greed?  Just how far will someone go to secure an inheritance, and where will that leave those who know the truth?  Set against the scorching heat of a Mississippi landscape, Cat On A Hot Tin Roof is reawakened under the directorship of the Royal Exchange Theatre's Joint Artistic Director Roy Alexander Weise to produce a contemporary twist on a modern classic.



You will enter the theatre to a streamlined set, designed by Milla Clarke.  Neutral colours, minimalistic, functional, the set is careful to act as a platform which does not distract from the powerful performances on display.  Everything seems meticulously planned, from the hanging wardrobe, mirror, and birthday cake that are brought to attention when needed, and simply airlifted out with ease when they are not.  A dishevelled bed is the central focus, and the circular room is edged out by low level platform walls that are put to great use as both storage and for actors to utilise, particularly to eavesdrop.  Door width drops of chain link represent exits, and with a rotating stage, move to different positions, helping to create different dimensions.  Lizzie Powell (lighting) and Alexandra Faye Braithwaite (composer & sound design) do an incredible job of illuminating the world outside of Brick and Maggie’s bedroom, showing that life goes on, and challenges can clash against the harsh realities facing us personally.  Thunder storms, firework displays, games of croquet, children playing, and celebrations are clearly happening in the world outside the inner turmoil inside.  This depicts that type of friction we can experience when it feels like our world is being tipped upside down by our problems, but the rest of the world pays no attention and continues to live and thrive.  It’s a subtle, yet incredibly clever juxtaposition.   



Ntombizodwa Ndlovu (The Mountaintop, The Space Between Us) elevates acting to a whole new level as Maggie.  Speaking virtually virtuoso for almost an hour, she is fierce, sensual, funny, and dripping with devilish delight.  Her strength was in engaging an entire audience with her brilliantly layered character, perfectly revealing new dimensions to hook you in time and time again.  Bayo Gbadamosi (I see You, The Great Season) leaves you speechless as Brick.  His steady decline into oblivion at the hands of his liquor is handled with a truth rarely seen before.  His demons eat him from the inside out, and the portrayal of this is outstanding, particularly his duologues with Big Daddy.  How he managed to have the strength and energy to not only deliver a stella performance, but do so whilst using much needed energy to battle on one leg the entire show with an uncomfortable crutch no doubt causing discomfort, was impressive to say the least.



Patrick Robinson (Sitting In Limbo, Casualty) is commanding and dominating as Big Daddy.  He has some of the vilest lines, and he delivers them unashamedly, creating a shocking humour that unsettles, yet intrigues.  His presence is felt whenever he enters the space and powerfully represents Big Daddy’s privilege and wealth with a simple gesture or look.  Jacqui Dubois (Rent, The Lion King) is sublime as Big Mamma and with her stunning singing, leads a few and welcomed choral moments from the cast.  She is able to show her characters strength and weakness with equal conviction and thrives in the role.  Daniel Ward (2.22 A Ghost Story, The Canary & The Crow) as Gooper and Danielle Henry (Come Closer, The Book Thief) as Mae make for the ultimate power couple and have created an eerily believable power hungry team.  They flit with ease between playing children with a feral energy, and their adult characters as easily as flipping a switch.  Bruce McGregor (The Curious Incident Of The Dog In The Night-Time, Calendar Girls) as Rev Tooker and Lucas Cheong Smith (Doctor Faustus, The Glass Menagerie) as Doctor Baugh complete this strong cast and deliver some impeccable one liners, whilst equally supporting others by exemplary non verbal acting.



Roy Alexander Weise’s direction has taken a well-known story and allowed it to explode with new life by exploring its themes in this current day setting.  It highlights how some aspects of life never change, yet finds new meaning in others.  He examines the value of human life and challenges provocative preconceptions, providing the opportunity for further conversation outside of the theatre.  And he has celebrated the dark humour and cutting one liners in the play, allowing the audience to come up and catch their breath.  I wasn’t expecting any laughter in this play, but it just serves to highlight the brutality of the heavy themes even more, and is served to perfection.



This production of Cat On A Hot Tin Roof is powerful, passionate and polished.  It doesn’t shy away from strong offensive insults, gender inequality, and sexuality as a means of painting the truth and holding a mirror up to society.  I was enraptured and engaged by this raw human story, and its spellbinding cast.  The Royal Exchange are known for producing the best that theatre has to offer and this production provided their proof.  Cat On A Hot Tin Roof is acting and storytelling at its best, and for a night that is over 3 hours long, it speeds by in a flash, such is the spell it has you under.



With its feuding family showing how the promise of wealth through inheritance can make them ugly, and that same wealth corrupting their manners, respect and dignity for one another, prepare yourself to watch brilliant, yet sometimes uncomfortable conversations.  I imagine every audience member related to the play in a different way, had varying emotional reactions, and identified with unique themes.  Come on another day, and the same audience member could gain something new, feel something different, and be enlightened by nuances they missed the first time round, such is the duplicity and melting pot of themes within this one production.  It is admirable.  It is authentic.  It is Cat On A Hot Tin Roof.       

 

WE SCORE CAT ON A HOT TIN ROOF...




 

My Fair Lady

My Fair Lady - Palace Theatre, Manchester - Wednesday 22nd March 2023

MY FAIR LADY IS CLASSIC THEATRE AT ITS BEST WITH A FRESH OUTLOOK AND GENTLE MODERN TWIST, MAKING IT BLOOMIN' LOVERLY!

It was going to take a very special and phenomenal production to replace The Lion King’s 19 week run at The Palace Theatre, but “by jove, I think we got it!”  I have NEVER seen a production of My Fair Lady like this one before, and now I have, there is no going back.  I have never laughed so much at My Fair Lady, never seen the timeless classics presented through a different lens, never seen such beautiful and subtle additions such as the suffragettes and cross dressing, and never found myself liking Higgins in any way shape or form before tonights show.  I knew that under the directorship of multiple Tony Award winner Bartlett Sher, it would be something special, but I honestly was not prepared for the magnitude and magnificence that commanded and entranced the audiences every whim.



Eliza Doolittle is Cockney flower girl who dreams of a better life.  A chance meeting puts her in the orbit of Professor Higgins, a linguistics professor who can place someone’s origins within a few miles based purely on their dialect.  Eliza envisages herself as a lady working in a flower shop rather than as a trader selling them on the street, but the way she sounds ensures that will never happen.  She turns up uninvited to Higgin’s home, offering to pay for his tutorage so she can revoke her Cockney vowels and replace them with RP English.  Higgins, with his usual unabashed and clipped manner, speaks as if she isn’t there, using insulting and degrading phrases to describe his perception of her.  The challenge is too delicious for him to turn down, and so his friend Colonel Pickering makes a bet with him that he can’t pass her off as a lady.  Terms of agreement met, the deal is done and Eliza moves in. 



Relentless linguistics training commences and eventually Eliza has a break through.  They take her for a test run at Ascot Races.  It is here she meets Freddie who falls in love with her quirksome manner and colourful stories.  As Freddie waits outside of Higgins’ home desperate to catch a glimpse of Eliza, her hard work continues to convince everyone she is a Lady in High Society at the upcoming Embassy Ball.  She passes the test, the bet is won…….but then what?  What becomes of Eliza now?  As Higgins and Pickering self indulgently congratulate themselves on their own brilliance, Eliza realises she has become nothing more than their plaything.  She leaves feeling dejected and degraded, and Higgins develops complex feelings beyond his understanding.  He has already told us he dislikes women, yet Eliza’s absence highlights his need for her.  He finds Eliza to tell her this, but she questions in what capacity does he needs her.  My Fair Lady is a beautifully desolate examination of relationships in class, power, society, gender, friendship, family, and love.  What is a human life worth?  Money?  Respect?  Equality?  Or just someone to fetch your slippers?



As the overture begins, we are welcomed into the heart of London with clever scenery which plays with perception to create dimension and depth.  Even the arch ways chosen are clever, allowing for mystique, mystery and linguistic professors to be hidden around every corner.  This swiftly disappears to be replaced by stunningly detailed painted sets that are wheeled on with ease, depicting Alfie Doolittle’s home – the pub!  It opens outwards, allowing us to catch a glimpse of the debauchery going on inside, and even houses actors that are able to convincingly spill out onto the stage in their drunken stupor.  But the real pièce de résistance is the reveal of Higgins home.  A dominating work of art, it glides forwards from the hidden depths of the stage, which equally blows your mind at the actual size of The Palace Theatre stage!



It is intricate, stunning, and grand.  Then, as if the study of Higgins home, with its pine wood balcony, spacious footfall and spiral staircase isn’t enough, the entire thing rotates on itself to reveal two more parts of his expensive and glorious home, complete with outside areas where the maid and the local bobby can have a smooch or two!  Each room is interconnected with doors, making the realism even more so, especially when actors walk throughout them as the set rotates at the same time, giving you a sense of the grandeur and spectacle of 27A Wimpole Street.  When a stage set appears more liveable than the current messy attire of your real life home, and you are utterly bewitched by its beauty, then you know that designer Michael Yeargan has not only succeeded but reinvented imagination and taken control of your sense of disbelief.   



In a show full of stars, it’s hard to single someone out, but award-winning West End and Broadway star Michael D. Xavier (Sunset Boulevard, Into The Woods, Love Story, Phantom) redefined My Fair Lady like no one else.  I know this show well, and as previously stated, never have I been able to find a redeeming quality about Higgins.  In the incredibly talented hands of Xavier, Higgins was just something else!  Despicable with hints of loveable, rude ignorance coupled with delightful charm.  Petulant, spoilt and self-indulgent yet with an almost childlike innocence of the real world.  And funny!  I have never seen Higgins played with humour before.  His cad like approach to the role leant for a cocktail of influences from an almost John Cleese / Basil Faulty physicality (his body bends to avoid hitting his head on the staircase or sliding down the sofa were pure comedy gold), to an eccentricity and zealous energy that is befitting of many a Dr. Who regeneration.



This humour was pitched at exactly the right level, allowing the audience to like Higgins, without making him a parody of previous versions.  Put it this way, in a score of outstanding songs, I would say that “I’m An Ordinary Man” is historically my least favourite as it gives Higgins no redeeming features and presents him as nothing short of a misogynist.  However, tonight it was my favourite performance in the show!  The delivery, sprinkling of humour, use of silence to reel the audience in with expectation, and physical movement involved, showed Higgins to be a confused, disillusioned product of his own adoration and allowed the audience to understand him.  Impeccable acting by Xavier and inspired direction from Sher.         

Charlotte Kennedy (Les Mis, Elaine Paige In Concert) auuuuwwwwwwed her way straight into our hearts as the formidable Eliza and her dialects for both cockney and RP are outstanding.  She transforms right before your eyes, solidifying her talent as an actress, and when she starts to sing, as an all round performer.  Her voice in crystal clear, almost operatic at times.  She received an audible sigh of utter contentment from the audience after her rendition of “I Could Have Danced All Night.”  It was superb, and such a contrast to “Wouldn’t It Be Loverley.”  An endearing, heart warming performance that will make everyone root for and fall in love with this feisty and determined version of Eliza Doolittle.



Adam Woodyatt (Eastenders, Looking Good Dead, I’m A Celebrity) is well cast as Arthur Doolittle.  He plays the part to a tee, and may surprise many by more than holding his own in the song and dance routines.  He is light on his feet and bangs his tunes out with all the gusto needed from this grumpy, ‘on the take’ geezer!  His timing is spot on and the delivery of his attitude towards Eliza helped us to understand her plight for a better life.  Again, a gentle update of the character which I have never seen before and brilliantly executed.  Award winning actor John Middleton (Emmerdale, Strangers On A Train, Coronation Street, Hull & Highwater) is so authoritative as Colonel Pickering and provides a much needed softness towards Eliza, despite his old fashioned upbringing and habits.  He is like a warm hug on stage and his comedic moments trying to make his way up the stairs drunk are just brilliant.  Whilst Pickering has always been the softer of the two linguists, he has equally not been the most likeable of characters in the past, but Middleton brought a warmth to him, whilst still maintain his stuffiness.  Quite an impressive combination.  He bounced off Xavier beautifully and they made quite the power duo.



Britain’s much loved award winning soprano Lesley Garrett CBE (Lesley has performed in just about every opera ever! 14 solo albums, Strictly, Loose Women) plays the role of house keeper Mrs. Pearce with a bustling and resigned brilliance at the idiocy of her beloved Higgins.  An eye roll here, a shrug of the shoulders there is all it takes for her to speak volumes as to what she thinks about the whole situation.  It is a fantastic performance that illuminates the mere presence of true talent, even when not speaking.  Sadly, Garrett doesn’t get to sing nearly enough but the four solo lines she does get are lapped up by the audience, with one member close by stating that the whole show was worth it just to hear those few lines alone!  She brings a sense of female solidarity in challenging Higgins and letting her thoughts beknown regarding his treatment of Eliza, as does Heather Jackson (Phantom, Stepping Out, Pirates Of Penzance) as his mum Mrs. Higgins.



There is a fantastic scene towards the end where Eliza has visited her for support and Higgins turns up.  Jackson shows such a transition from the Lady who was at first horrified by the idea of Eliza, to standing up for her over her own son, and bringing him down a peg or two.  It is done with such taste, as a mother who loves her son dearly, but can also see his flaws and doesn’t try to own them on his behalf.  Again, it is the subtlest of gestures that make this cast speak more than words with such nuances that they bring these characters to life, seemingly for the first time.  I thought I knew these characters well, but Sher’s interpretation has really given them life.  The same can be said for Tom Liggins (My Fair Lady – West End Debut) as Freddie.  He becomes secondary to Eliza instead of her potential saviour.  He is comical, yet we don’t laugh at him but with him as his love sick puppy dog antics allow him to bounce across the stage and fill the auditorium with his rich voice.



The score in My Fair Lady by Lerner & Loewe has and will always stand the test of time because the songs are timeless classics that melt your heart, have you rallying the troops for a sing a long, and allow you to release pent up anger, passion, and love.  Get Me To The Church On Time was a brilliant show stopper which had been updated to include cross dressed brides, can can dancers, and a bit of showbiz glam.  It felt like Cockney does Moulin Rouge and it worked!  The ensemble were relentless and there were some spine tingling acapella moments form them, at the start of “Wouldn’t It Be Loverly” being one of them.  The “Ascot Gavotte” was so articulate, precise and controlled that there was anticipation and humour in the silences provided.  The ensemble were entirely synchronised as one body.  It was thrilling.



My Fair Lady is classic theatre at its best with a fresh outlook and a gentle modern twist, making it bloomin’ loverly!.  It was like an old family photograph that had been digitally touched up.  Familiar, loved, and now fresh to be enjoyed by a whole new generation.  It really examines who the true gentry of high society are, those born into it who know how to speak a certain way, have money, and can converse about topics deemed appropriate, or those with the kind of class and manners that respect humanity for what is within, not what they were born into.  This show is a thrilling and safe pair of hands and “With A Little Bit Of Luck” you’ll get to the theatre on time before it dashes out of Manchester.

 

WE SCORE MY FAIR LADY...


 



 

Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons

Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons - Opera House, Manchester - Tuesday 21st March 2023

LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS IS A FUNNY, MOVING, ENGAGING AND POIGNANT REFLECTION ON HUMANITY IN THE FACE OF ADVERSITY AND LOVE

Many people would break out in hives at the mere thought of being limited by the amount of words they are allowed to speak in a day, and when you discover that the average person speaks more than 123 million words in their lifetime, you might as well throw in a panic attack or two as well!  Well, this is exactly what Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons does (not the panic attack bit).  It constructs a world where you are limited to 140 words a day and examines how we communicate when our words run out.  A huge Fringe hit in 2015, award winning director Josie Rourke has revived the brilliant Sam Steiner play with the wow factor casting of Jenna Coleman and Aiden Turner.  There has been quite the buzz in Manchester for some time now over the arrival of this production and ironically, people haven’t been able to stop talking about it.  But if we were limited to 140 words a day, the question is, could we say more by saying less?   



Lawyer Bernadette and musician Oliver are trying to navigate that very question.  Following their cute meet at a pet cemetery, love blossoms and everything is hunky dory.  That is until the hush law gains power and is ultimately passed.  These opposing characters not only have to figure out the usual relationship stuff but also find a way to handle their different emotive and political reactions to the law itself.  Both arguably rely on words in their chosen careers, so how many of their rationed word limit will they use at work, and how many will they save for each other at home?  And if their agreement is broken, what are the implications towards each other?  Does it feel like cheating?



Bernadette is from a working-class background, matter of fact, and calm and so whilst she doesn’t like the law, she accepts it does have potential and that it should be followed because, well – it’s the law.  Oliver on the other hand comes from a background of money, makes his own rules, is carefree, imaginative and has a ‘stick it to the man’ approach to the law.  Still, it’s ok because opposites attract right?  But how will this couple survive their opposing views at the infliction of a law that seems to make no sense and is given no real explanation? 



After the initial shock, life is quite exciting, finding new ways to live within this new world.  Words are condensed, sentences reduced to a kind of shorthand text talk, a form of charades is implemented, morse code is learnt, and it becomes the perfect way to avoid any conversation you don’t actually want to have!  A new language and way of communicating starts to emerge and it’s like the honeymoon period.  We all experienced it ourselves with the first lockdown.  We didn’t like it, we had opposing views either for or against it, but we were jovial and made the best of it, clapping the NHS, painting rainbows and baking banana bread.  But then the second lockdown came, and the glitter wore off.



This quick paced two-hander, plays with time as much as it does its word count, flipping us into flashbacks and flashforwards and throwing the idea of liner out of the window.  It is a stunning way of contrasting Bernadette and Olivers relationship before and after the hush law, and being emotionally drawn into how this outside governing force has impacted and altered their personal lives and their connection with each other.  We feel involved, we root for them.  We were there when they met, when they fell in love, when they moved in together, and now when they have to face some of the biggest decisions of their lives.  Niggling resentments and insecurities surface during these unprecedented times, such as Oliver struggling with Bernadette’s high paid career, whilst Bernadette feels threatened by an ex-girlfriend. 



Set against a curving landscape of compartmentalised items, the main stage is left free and utilised beautifully.  Words are limited, space is limited.  Communication opens up, space opens up.  The backdrop itself is full of detail and intriguing objects such as tyres, work tools, jugs, files, vases, shoes, plates, glasses, rubbish bags, a car bumper and headlights, mostly monochrome, with just a splash of colour.  It seems to depict their life together, separate, yet accumulative.  Created by Robert Jones, it has a wonderful abstract vibe that matches the theme of fusing liberation and limitation.  Different elements are lit up to suggest location, such as lamps and a bedhead for the bedroom.  As their word count is stripped back, so too is the scenery, rolling away to be replaced by something new. Aideen Malone guides us through the pre law and post law scenes with her intrinsically clever lighting design distinguishing the eras via warm welcoming lights clashing against a stark strip light.  This really helps keep track of the ever-rotating time line.  A clock lights up to indicate the pressure of that first day into the new law, and jets of light shoot around the backdrop.



Josie Rourke (BAFTA and Oscar nominated Mary Queen Of Scots, The Donmar, The National) has taken a fringe play that started its roots in a small confined space, and has brought it to the big stage, without ever losing any intimacy.  She has embraced the script to its full potential, showcasing her talented actors and providing a masterclass in stripped back, grass roots naturalistic acting.  No props, scenery, and even words are needed to understand the tensions, the frustrations, the emotive internal tornados of these layered characters.  With Rourke’s direction, Jenna Coleman (The Serpant, Dr. Who, Victoria) and Aiden Turner (Poldark, The Suspect, The Lieutenant Of Inishmore) are able to not only sit comfortable with silence themselves but make an entire audience comfortable with it too and hold that audience in the palm of their hand.  You could hear a pin drop!  Together, Coleman and Turner are utterly charming.  They depict romance and love with an adorable and natural ease, creating a warm fuzzy glow in the theatre.  However, when their relationship is tested, they create a palpable tension and static friction.  As words become limited, their use of body language and nonverbal communication is something to behold, with every intention, every nuance being crystal clear.  Coleman is fierce yet tender and moving.  Turner is charismatic and confident, yet equally vulnerable.  They have both created real, complex, pandora’s box, self-contradicting people, and it is why the audience left feeling like these are people we know.  They play comedy, romance, heartache, and conflict, all within this one act play and it is one heck of a tangy slice they serve up! 



Of course, none of this would be possible without this unique and intriguing idea written by Sam Steiner.  Despite the way we can resonate with the idea of questionable laws being passed over night and the discord they can cause with the very people you thought you knew and understood, Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons was unbelievably written in an era when we still thought Corona was nothing more than a beer!  It presents some fascinating ideas, particularly the power of words and the different ways in which they can be used to heal, wound and scar.  Words can be misleading, can conceal truths, so a lack of them can equally speak volumes.  How much of what we say matters versus what we actually do and show?  It is an idea that has so much scope and I for one would love Steiner to explore this world of the hush law with additional plays.



There are so many moments to enjoy during Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons.  A particular favourite was Total Eclipse Of The Heart as Bernadette and Oliver manage to mix love, companionship, humour and loss into one simple scene.  Or when Bernadette sings Peter Kay DJ style, it is endearing and so recognisable.  I loved the audible gasp during one moment of the play upon hearing a revelation from Oliver – a true sign that the audience were completely hooked into these characters.  A favourite speech was the hilarious comparison of different relationships to cheese graters, and of course we can’t forget Dennis the cat, may he rest in peace.  But I truly loved the examination of communication in all its glorious forms, and noting how the expression of love is far more powerful than simply saying those three words.  Also, (and I am so very guilty of this) saying far too many words in a deft attempt to hide what we are truly feeling as a means of protective armour.  Steiner understands language.  And when all else has failed and we don’t know what else to say, we can shout out with every fibre of our being Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons!



This play is indeed the romcom it is highlighted as, but with the cheeky option of a political interpretation for those who wish to view it as such.  It leaves you with questions about the story, the characters, and how succinct we ultimately express ourselves.  I have no doubt that everyone will go home thinking about their word usage, what they would do, and how they would use their 140 words.  Would less words make our relationships weaker or stronger?   Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons is a funny, moving, engaging, and poignant reflection on humanity in the face of adversity and love.  I also believe it is the perfect platform to open up the debate regarding the currency and power of words.  They are everywhere, more now than ever.  Opinions, trolls, social media, politicians.  Words can be beautiful and make us feel safe, but they can also manipulate and wound.  For many, particularly those who suffer at the hands of online or verbal abuse or bullying, a word limit may be welcomed.  Sam Steiners play would be a great addition to any teenage classroom or workplace wishing to tackle such subjects.    Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons highlights that when you’re forced to say less, it makes you consider what you say, and how you say it.  It examines how silence, expression, eye contact and body language are powerful tools of communication.  Plus, it has Jenna Coleman and Aiden Turner!  I mean, come on!  What more could you want?! 

 

WE SCORE LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS...


 



Rock of Ages

Rock of Ages - Opera House, Manchester - Wednesday 15th March 2023

ROCK OF AGES IS THE MUSICAL FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE MUSICALS, AND ALSO FOR THOSE WHO DO!


If you were alive in the 80’s then there was no escaping the epic rock bands that dominated our airwaves.  Twisted Sister, Europe, Whitesnake, and Journey were just a few of the leather clad, bandana wearing bands that enabled us to pop a lung singing along to their insanely genius tunes.  And their music has gone nowhere!  It has reverberated its way across the decades and found its own hall of fame in the slamming musical Rock Of Ages.  So, the question is, “Are you ready to rock?”  If you’re raising an eyebrow at the sheer audacity of this question, with a rolodex of witty replies dripping off your tongue in response, then you may just have found your musical home.  Rock Of Ages will unleash your inner rock God, pump adrenaline through your veins, and have your heartbeat vibrating in time to some of the best loved tunes ever!



Welcome to The Bourbon Room, a legendary nightclub on the LA strip that has launched some of the biggest rock stars this fantasy world has ever seen.  As manager Lonny reminisces, he invites us into his world of legends, sex, drug, rock and roll…………..and debt.  Nothing lasts forever, right?  And The Bourbon Room is freefalling down the charts faster than a cheesy reality TV star’s pop song.  With the added pressure of German real estate developers wanting to demolish The Bourbon Room in the name of progress, Lonny and club owner Dennis Dupree have a few favours to call in.  After all, Dupree’s club launched the career of infamous rock star Stacee Jaxx, so what could be better than holding his farewell concert in the place it all began, raising the profile of The Bourbon club, and bringing in some much needed dosh!  But a club such as this shines too bright to simply fade away, and as barman Drew fights for his own stab at success, and of course – the girl, he learns the harsh realities of the music industry and is pushed to the edge of his limits.  Meanwhile, the girl – Sherrie – is new to town, green to this dark and sometimes seedy world, and after a lot of ‘will they won’t they’ with Drew, finds herself seduced by Stacee, LA, and rock n roll.  Throw in Regina, the Greta Thunberg of her time, and delight as unusual worlds collide through her protests.  Strip clubs meet country girls, rock stars meet boy bands, and Dupree’s heart finally meets Lonny’s.  The rest, as they say, is just rock n roll.      

We are immediately welcomed into The Bourbon room as Lonny sets the scene.  Scaffolding jam packed with amps dominate the stage, and new locations are introduced via a billboard at the back of the stage.  Set pieces emerge with flashing neon lights, the filthiest toilet cubicle known to man appears and strip poles take us from The Bourbon room to Venus.  Toddler bikes comically act as transport, and the bar and the scaffolding are used to propel dancers, singers, and llamas to new heights!  



The song choices that create the wicked playlist for Rock Of Ages are timeless classics that will leave you head bopping, air guitaring, and singing praise to the Gods of rock n’ roll.  Performed by a live and out of this world talented band, you’ll find yourself down memory lane with corkers such as We Built This City, The Final Countdown, Can’t Fight This Feeling, Wanted Dead Or Alive, Don’t Stop Believing, Here I Go Again, Hit Me With Your Best Shot, I wanna Rock – and with many more in their back catalogue, you’ll leave breathless, invigorated and with your ears ringing!  And whilst there is so much comedy and tongue in cheek humour involved in these performances, there are also moments of pure beauty, such as the ensemble singing of Every Rose Has Its Thorn.  This gave me the happy sighs of wow-ness.  And I also have to mention the amount of absolutely cracking mash ups that the show provides, propelling you from one hit to another, and back again, blending, merging and mixing with ease and raising the ultimate rock tunes up another notch.  The music really is incredible.  There is no doubt that all of this is completely live from the first chord as you literally feel its vibrations in your heart.  It was so powerful, my dad even double checked I could feel it too to make sure he wasn’t having a medical emergency!     



Humour plays an integral part in Rock Of Ages.  It doesn’t take itself too seriously, and combines innuendo, smut, dad jokes, and a carefree, daft hilarity that had me continuously giggling away.  There is even a touch of Acorn Antiques style humour as the cast play along at missing their spotlights, break the fourth wall and encourage ‘ahh’s and boo’s’ from the audience, and randomly break into song or do brilliant costume reveals.  Rock Of Ages knows exactly what kind of a show it is.  It is one that is there for pure entertainment.  It mocks itself constantly, and the audience are always included in the jokes, making the whole thing feel like you are part of a really cool gang.   



Tonight’s cast deserve all the praise I can give them.  They were relentless with their energy, and a huge amount of team spirit was evident throughout.  Dennis Dupree was brought to fabulous life by Kevin Kennedy (Coronation Street, We Will Rock You, Chicago).  He has a natural and warm stage presence that makes you smile just by him being on stage.  A great rock voice, a quick sense of humour, along with his portrayal of always being just a little bit stoned, created a corker of a character that was brilliant to watch.    

Darius James (Starlight Express, The Secret Invasion – Marvel) was our rockin’ guide as Lonny and what a guide he was!  An instant rapport with the audience, he strutted, sleeked, and slammed his way across the stage, holding us all in the palm of his hand for the entire performance.  He pitched his smut at just the right level and made the whole thing seem effortless and like he was having the time of his life.  As this is not his usual role, I have to say I hope this is not his last outing as Lonny for he was born for the part! 



Sherrie arrives at The Bourbon Room courtesy of Gabriella Williams (ALW Cinderella, Miss Saigon, Mamma Mia) and charms the entire theatre with her belting voice, her stage presence and her brilliant partnership with Sam Turrell (NCL, The Flyboys, Royal Caribbean) as the incredible Drew.  Together, they are so strong and likeable that even with all the tongue in cheek humour and absurdity of the show, you still find yourself routing for this couple to get their timing right and find happiness.  Turrell, I have to say, also proves he must have lungs of steel as he holds possibly the longest note ever recorded!

Stacee Jaxx is immortalised by Reece Duncan (MSC cruises, professional musical debut) and again, as someone who doesn’t normally play this role, makes it his own with an unspoken aura and command all of his own.  A great and powerful voice rings throughout the theatre.  Stephanie Chandos (9 to 5, Hairspray) permeates energy as Regina and brings a little bit of quirky crazy that makes her stand out for all the right reasons.  Vas Constanti (Miss Saigon, Rocky Horror, JCS) and David Breeds (The Curious Incident Of The Dog In The Night time, Dear Evan Hansen, The Girls) as Hertz and Franz Klinemann are epic!  Funny, random, and a brilliant partnership.  Breeds was a clear audience favourite for his over the top, adorable, sexually confused, and just wanting to be loved Franz, with some bat crazy break out moments.  The incredible pipes of Justice are provided by Natalie Winsor (Abba Voyage, King Arthur, Rent)



Rock Of Ages is the musical for people who don’t like musicals, and also for those who do!  It’s belting soundtrack, punchy humour, delicious innuendo, and its ability to poke fun at all things musical whilst still loving everything about it at the same time, is what makes this show a number one hit!  It’s sheer unadulterated fun.  You don’t need to think, you don’t need to work at all, you just need to turn up!  It’s a night of pure entertainment and escapism, no deep thinking needed here.  It’s an experience that cranks up the amps on your feel good factor to “wooooohoooooooo!” and unplugs the stresses of the day.  Rock Of Ages is cheeky, brash, fun, and doesn’t care about the rules.  Fourth walls are there for breaking, and rock is there for the taking.  You’ll be rockin’ in the aisles, get jaw ache from grinning with exuberant joy, and leave feeling a tad more rebellious than when you arrived.  So, “are you ready to rock?”  Always my friend.  Always!     

 

WE SCORE ROCK OF AGES...




Opera North - The Cunning Little Vixen

Opera North's The Cunning Little Vixen - The Lowry, Salford - Tuesday 7th March 2023

Opera North's The Cunning Little Vixen is full of charm, bursting with energy, colour and dazzling movement

The Cunning Little Vixen by Janácek is an opera I have wanted to see performed live since I started studying music seriously at school.  It has always felt like the fairy tale of the opera world, and though it has tricky elements such as death, it embraces the magic and wonder of life through its animal characters, creating a unique and special ambience.  “All the world is in this forest,” is the perfect way to highlight expectations and welcome you into this serene and peaceful world – that is until it is disrupted by humans.  Whilst this is not my first opera, The Cunning Little Vixen does present itself as an ideal starter opera for anyone wanting to dip their toe into this irrepressible world of soaring music, impeccable costumes and high drama.  Where else would you find a balletic dragonfly, dogs, hens, badgers, even mosquitos?  And of course not forgetting the vixen!



Our heroine Sharp Ears is living a wonderful life in a forest teaming with beauty and life.  She is playful and curious, but as her adventures startle a frog, it setsa domino effect into motion that alters her entire world.  The stunned frog jumps onto a napping Forester, waking him.  He spots Sharp Ears and without a second thought to the life she may have, captures her and takes her home to be his pet.  Sharp Ears longs for freedom, particularly as she is treated unkindly by the Foresters children, and so finally, as a young adult, she makes her escape.  Her escape is full of mischief and mayhem though, sacrificing a few innocent hens along the way to cause a distraction.



Reunited with her beloved forest home at long last, Sharp Ears does whatever it takes to remain liberated and free and enlists the help of the innocent forest creatures to do so.  Meanwhile, drunken banter between the Forester and the Schoolmaster dent the Foresters pride, and so he vows to recapture Sharp Ears. 

As life goes on, Sharp Ears falls in love, marries, and has cubs, but the Forester has not forgotten his vow.  He sets a trap for her, but she mocks him, encouraging her Fox and cubs to join in.  They do.  The Forester is humiliated but sadly, it all ends in tears. 



There is a beautiful message running throughout the entire production of contentment and living in the moment.  The animals are able to just ‘be’ and appreciate their surroundings, with no past or future to concern their present.  In contrast, the humans allow their pasts to emerge in the form of grudges, jealousies, resentments and ego.  This is ultimately what causes the downfalls and heartaches within the story.  Unfortunately, it takes a tragedy to enable the Forester to see things with fresh eyes, to appreciate his surroundings and this is a really poignant and touching moment.  There were a few sniffles and tears amongst the audience.



Opera North have once again made their art form so welcoming and open for everyone.  Transcripts of the songs are projected onto screens so you can follow the story (though this opera is sung in English), and the action is played out via a series of short scenes, alluding back to its origins of a comic strip.  It is made equally easy to follow due to the creative and quirky personalities injected into each of the animals and creatures.  The impressive playground, fantasy set is the first thing that strikes you, for it is almost 3D in its nature and how the cast manoeuvre and dance across its bumps and ridges with such ease is impressive to say the least.  The visual effect of this set coupled with the costumes is dazzling and completely enthrals and beguiles in equal measures.  The passing of the seasons is so clever, with snow sheets draping the set, and wittingly pulled away in a whimsical way to reveal spring, where flowers grow out of umbrellas. 



Autumn is represented by piles of cushions as fallen leaves and summer sees the return of all the forest creatures.  The inclusion of children in the production for younger or smaller insects or animals works well and helps give the production an authentic innocence.  The arrival of the hens on stage provides a comical moment, with brilliant physical comedy through movement to depict their behaviour.  The intricacies of the individual movement styles for the animals are mesmerising and spectacular to watch.  The dragonfly is entirely believable as they flutter and float around the stage with such balletic ease.  In fact the movement throughout is sublime, from the tumbling down the hills, to the arabesques, and the combined fluidity of dancer and puppet.   



The apparent collaboration of skills in The Cunning Little Vixen from exuberant singing to the outstanding acting and wonderful dancing is to be applauded, and if that’s not enough, the magical costumes will take your breath away.   I have to talk about the costumes, designed by Maria Björnson.  Wow!  Not only do they imaginatively capture the essence of the character, using relevant colour palettes and creating opportunity for incredible and stylised movement, they also pay homage to the era the work was written in!  A 1920’s vixen flapper-esque dress is a brilliant example of the creativity on display.  I loved the cricket with strings attached between its feet and body and a bow to play them. The concertina caterpillar was great, and the hens were fabulous with detailed feathers sticking out of their dresses.  Visually, it is beautiful.  The set, design, lighting, and of course the magnificent orchestra ensure that your senses are lit and stirred into a delightful frenzy of joy. 


Sir
 David Pountney is behind this production, and he has brought this unusual opera to the stage with an apparent love, dignity, and celebration.  This production is jam packed with seasoned professionals who are returning to Opera North and it is an honour to watch them.  Elin Pritchard is feisty and mischievous as the vixen Shar Ears.  She pounces across the stage effortlessly and captures that playful, yet fierce nature of a vixen.  Her voice is crystal clear and can be heard at all times, such is its strength. James Rutherford as the Forester fills the theatre with his rich and deep powerful voice.  He is able to make us loathe him yet laugh with him at the same time through his character portrayal and even feel empathy for him towards the end.

 



Heather Lowe has boundless energy as the Fox and makes the perfect pairing for Elin Pritchard.  Their combined voices are heaven.  Callum Thorpe, Paul Nilon, and Henry Waddington as the poacher, schoolmaster and parson are strong, and comical.  Their drunken walking across the ice is brilliant and made everyone giggle in recognition.  Stefanos Dimoulas is elegant, delicate and delightful as the dragonfly, and sets the high standard for dance throughout this opera, which is indeed made up of a great deal of flawless ballet.



The musical score for The Cunning Little Vixen by Janácek is inspired and one of the many reasons this opera stands out.  Using folk music from his native Czech Republic, Janácek effortlessly fuses their rhythms, beats and melodies into the very heart of the score, giving authenticity to the fairy tale, folk based essence of the opera in a way that no one else has ever achieved.  These elements sit alongside the traditional orchestral passages with ease, creating the perfect and inspired sound for this opera.  The full orchestra, led by conductor Andrew Gourlay, flood the theatre with their rousing music and ignites hidden emotions in your heart. 



The Cunning Little Vixen is bursting with energy, colour, and dazzling movement.  It is playful, winsome, yet bittersweet and full of emotion.  You cannot help but be drawn into the connection between nature and our human world, with its finely tuned message of balance and delicacy of our intertwined cycle of life.  It will charm you and bring a little magic and imagination to your day as you gently examine life and loss.  Opera North have even put on a matinee performance on Wednesday 8th March, specifically aimed at schools.  I cannot think of a more enchanting and special opera to welcome our future audiences into this wonderful art form live.    

WE SCORE SONG OPERA NORTH'S THE CUNNING LITTLE VIXEN...



Opera North are performing at The Lowry until Saturday 11th March. They are returning with The Cunning Little Vixen at 1pm on Wednesday 8th March. Then on Thursday 9th and Saturday 11th March they will perform Tosca. Also appearing is Ariadne Auf Naxos on Friday 10th March.

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Song From Far Away

Song From Far Away - HOME, Manchester - Sunday 25th February 2023

WILL YOUNG'S PERFORMANCE IS BEAUTIFUL, HONEST AND HUMBLE

Ever since Will Young graced our screens on Pop Idol in 2002, I have admired and respected him.  I fell in love with that unique voice, went to his concerts, bought his CD’s and books, and watched his Olivier nominated performance in Cabaret.  There was no way I was ever going to miss his performance in Song From Far Away at Home, and I’m so glad I didn’t.  

Written by Simon Stephens and Mark Eitzel, Song From Far Away is a one person show in which the character Willem navigates his grief at the loss of his brother Pauli.  Willem is an affluent New York businessman who finds himself back in his home city of Amsterdam surrounded by family yet feeling utterly alone.  The play is set years after this event, enabling Willem to gift us his story by reading the letters he wrote to Pauli during that period.  The letters are a beautifully personal way of Willem trying to stay connected with his brother, and the story starts on the day he received the devastating news of Pauli’s passing.  Through Willem, we learn not only about Pauli, but of the impact his passing has on Willem and his family.  It reaches out to any of us who have ever lost someone, and reflects that confusing, guttural state of contradictions, conflict, and catharsis.  Willem talks.  He talks to Pauli through his letters and finds a way to be honest, to be vulnerable, and to try and find acceptance.  We learn of his love and loathing of his home city, of how he finds humour in its own self-inflicted arrogance, and how he finds his new home – New York, entirely the same.  We learn of his heartache at walking out on his ex, Issac, many years ago, and how he has never found anyone else he can allow himself to be that authentic with.  We live through his complicated emotions towards his parents, sister, niece and nephew.  We marvel at the innocent and unconditional love provided by his niece Anka, which throws his understanding of relationships entirely, but offers such exciting hope and possibility for Willem. 



There were moments during this performance that I could have sat there crying endlessly at the poignancy, and the flashes of life reflecting art, or in this case art reflecting life.  The parallel between Willem and Will Young in moments such as, “My brother died.  I’m going to have to get used to saying that sentence out loud,” were not lost on me, and my respect for his bravery doubled.  Will Young’s performance was sublime, and by the very nature of dealing with grief, covered a vast array of emotions.  Yet not one of these emotions was faked, forced, or feeble.  It was a beautifully, humble performance that always had a delightful undercurrent of a devilishly dry sense of humour.  Willem was played with a wickedly impish spirit at wanting to cause havoc just because he could, but equally having private moments to reflect back on what this actually achieved.  We were treated to moments of song from Will Young as a melodic motif grew with his ability to emote his grief, and again I could have wept.  We all know Will Young can sing his socks off, but this was ethereal.  Crystal clear and delicate, his voice threw angel dust onto your heart.  Stunning.  Will Young performed with such openness and honesty that the whole show was natural, real and you hung on his every word.  He really knows how to make an audience listen, and I mean really listen, to pay attention and therefore make you question and think about some of the stunning ideas presented.  We are always told to keep going, to push through because, “It’ll be worth it in the end.”  But what if there is no end?  Or what if you die before you get to the end?  It genuinely made me consider life and recognise that yes, we may need end goals, but shouldn’t we also do more of those ‘end’ things now?  Because, what if the end never comes?  I love it when a play, a performer and everything and everyone that bring it to fruition are so in tune that it has the power to impact your outlook in real life and alter things for the better.  Life is happening.  Now!  At approximately 1 hour 20 minutes with no interval, it takes a very special solo performer to hold your attention.  Will Young not only does that but leaves you feeling you could easily sit through a second act.



Simon Stephens and Mark Eitzel have not only written a beautiful play, but an honest, emotive, and funny play.  They recognise that there can be light moments even in the darkness, yet honour this with grace and class.  The letters are steeped in everyday humanity, giving the entire thing kudos and authenticity.  This can be found in heartbreakingly glorious moments such as Willem telling Pauli all about his experience in business class at the airport, or the random Brazilian man he met in a bar and hooked up with.  His relatable reactions to this, including his first thought the next morning, wondering whether he’d been robbed by him.  The sudden hit of haphazard memories that flood your brain from nowhere, as Willem shares a tale of when Pauli was 12.  Willems detachment at the funeral.  His inability to see this is what he’s doing until it’s pointed out to him.  His way of thinking he is a disappointment to his parents v’s hearing they speak about him with endless pride when he’s not there.  The factual moments where we learn of the illness that took Pauli, and its impact on the entire family.  The anger, the drinking, the cooking, the clearing out of personal objects.  Grief and its painful, uncertain, uncomfortable process is laid out for all to see, for all to recognise, for all to take comfort in the familiar patterns and waves it takes us all through.  By Simon Stephens and Mark Eitzel writing Song From Far Away through a series of letters that we know the recipient will never read, it allows for Willems story to be told with the kind of purity and honesty it could never have been told with if Willem had been left to tell us on his own.  It is an extremely clever and therapeutic approach to storytelling and one we can all benefit from in our own worlds.  Just write.  Nobody ever has to read it but please, let your feelings out people.  Director Kirk Jameson has done an exemplary job with this delicate subject matter and has allowed us to discover hope in the depths of grief.  Hope that Willem can use this darkness as a catalyst for self-discovery and build a more content future.



The creative team are designer – Ingrid Hu, lighting - Jane Lalljee, sound – Julian Starr, musical supervisor – Paul Schofield, whose work fluidly combines to complete this piece of art.  The set walls and ceiling move outwards and upwards to take us between Amsterdam and New York, hence the different states in time.  Curtains blow gently in the breeze and move to show the movement between the different letters.  It snows on stage, creating a nostalgic and gorgeous moment.  Fireworks are stunningly depicted via a combination of sound, dry ice and an intricacy of clever lighting.  A piano melody drifts in and out, building a little in intensity with each return.  There were moments where the atmosphere created left me staring at the magical dry ice, swirling in mesmerising patterns, with an almost hypnotic quality.  I came out feeling utterly relaxed, and I realise that this is because Song From Far Away is a strong and safe performance from all involved.  You can watch as someone else works through the tricky emotions of grief, leaving the audience to absorb the lessons from the comfort of their chair. 

Song From Far Away is a rare and superb piece of theatre.  It has stayed with me, and I think it is a play I will keep taking from as the weeks go by and its messages subtly take hold.  In the meantime, breathe in, breathe out.  Breathe in, breathe out.

WE SCORE SONG FROM FAR AWAY...



 
Photo credits - Chris Payne



Beginning

Beginning - Royal Exchange Theatre - Wednesday 22nd February 2023

BEGINNING IS HONEST, REAL AND CHARMING, AND FLIPPING HILARIOUS TOO!

The Royal Exchange always offers the promise of something special, so when the offering is a David Eldridge play (watch our interview here!), you allow yourself a moment of giddy glee before swiftly securing your tickets and keeping them under lock and key.  After all, this is one of the most important playwriting voices of our generation and after continual rave reviews since its opening at The National Theatre in 2017, Beginning has now made Manchester its home until the 11th March.

Beginning is the first in a trilogy of plays.  Its focus is on two lonely and somewhat damaged people Laura and Danny, who connect at the end of a party.  The story takes place in real time, truly allowing the audience to feel the struggle of syncing emotions and desires to another person and the self-inflicted blocks we place upon ourselves in doing this.  It permits each moment, each thought to be told, because the tension, the interesting unique elements of life are in these momentary details.  We are introduced to Laura and Danny at the end of her house-warming party.  They don’t really know each other as Danny has been dragged along by a mutual friend.  He is the obligatory solo straggler at the end of the evening and as they almost, will they won’t they kiss, an emotional game of cat and mouse begins.  Laura takes initiative making her desire for Danny to stay over quite clear, and whilst it may be what Danny desires too, his fear of vulnerability means he has layers of protective armour to cut through that are years in the making.  Not an easy task in one evening.  As Laura lays all her cards on the table and asks Danny a question that will impact both their futures, the stakes are raised from an innocent hook up to something much bigger.





As these characters unfurl, we discover that Laura is single with no immediate family and has instead lived through her career.  But this has been to fill her loneliness rather than a yearning to be the next Karen Brady and so she has perfected a polished, serious exterior that we begin to see is simply a mask and her own version of armour.  As the alcohol releases her more authentic self, we see sparks of abandonment, quirkiness, and a goofy sense of humour.  Danny is worlds apart in some ways, yet so similar in others and it is this unfinished paradox that beguiles and confuses them in equal measures.  He is divorced, estranged from his daughter, and living with his mother, is friends with his nan on facebook, and has ketchup down his shirt!  For him, work has been middle management hell, and a combination of past events have left him nervous, evasive, and struggling with low self-esteem.  He doesn’t know who he is, let alone who the world thinks he should be.  He struggles with the idea of marrying old school masculinity with a modern day, social media enforced existence.  And so, he does what I’m sure many of us have done at some point or another – avoidance tactics!  In Danny’s case, grabbing a bin bag and tidying up Laura’s party strewn flat as if it is the most interesting task in the world. 

 




At a show length of 1 hour 50 minutes with no interval, we are completely invested in this two hander of Laura and Danny’s ‘will they won’t they’ beginning.  And if ever a production belonged in the glorious Royal Exchange, it’s this one.  Set in the round, with nothing separating us from the action, you feel like a fly on the wall, and are entirely immersed, intimately spying on this couple as they eat fishfinger butties, dance to cheesy tunes and talk the kind of nervous drivel we have all talked to someone we fancy.  And with elements of the play tweeked to place the party right here in the heart of Manchester (the flat is now in Didsbury and Danny is a United fan), it feels more real than ever, as if these people could be our neighbours, our colleagues, our friends.  We could even have been at that party and had just nipped back to retrieve our forgotten coat, and now find ourselves spying on Laura and Danny through the front door which has been left ajar, awkwardly not wanting to disturb them, but needing our coat to avoid the Manchester rain.  This is one of the many reasons that David Eldridge is a genius writer for he knows how to include his audience, surreptitiously enticing us into the world of his creation.  





Aside from recognising elements of ourselves in both of the characters, the realism and naturalism has been extended to the set with intricate and juicy detail.  The discarded flowers brought as a party gift, the pot plant hastily shoved on a forgotten shelf, the wine in brown paper bags.  There are details of normal everyday life sprinkled throughout this set.  Even the detail on the kitchen island which dominates the space is clever, and it is also used to great effect at creating a visible barrier to match the internal one placed between Laura and Danny.


Beginning
is expertly directed by Royal Exchange joint Artistic Director Bryony Shanahan.  She uses every detail and nuance of the writing to visibly bring these characters to life and to really allow the piece to breathe.  Connection is made, meaning is conveyed even in the moments of silence, and these are some of the most revealing and honest parts of the show.  Erin Shanagher (The Bay, Peaky Blinders, The Crucible) plays Laura and Gerard Kearns (The Essex Serpent, Shameless, Looking For Eric) Danny.  Their performances are outstanding.  To hold an audience for nearly two hours with no break, and without any dip in performance made them more than deserving of the standing ovation they received.  They were so convincing, you genuinely believed you were invading their private moments. 



Funny, naturalistic, touching, moving, recognisable, believable in every essence, right down to the raise of an eyebrow or the dip of a head.  You knew these characters.  They are not only written with authenticity, but they were brought to life as such too.  They are your work colleagues, your friends, your family.  They are even you.  We are all different, yet we are all the same and this complex idea was made so digestible thanks to the performances given tonight.  This is no perfect, sexy, alluring rom com.  It’s a real life, exploding beer cans, corking the wine, getting stuck in your clothes at the crucial moment, shall I keep my socks on or off real life rom com, packed with identifiable and hilarious human realness.  Erin Shanagher and Gerard Kearns have left me in awe.  Their synchronicity at being unsynchronised is next level talent and with a play involving so many near misses, this was mouth agog, how have they achieved this level of believability, viewing.





Beginning
is jam packed with raucous, belly laugh out loud moments, and such human detail.  Like the moment when Danny starts singing to the playlist but mistimes when the lyrics start so tries to cool it out.  We’ve all done it!  Or when Laura tries to sexy dance backwards on a chair, only to find Danny isn’t even watching and she’s left feeling ridiculous.  The gut wrenching monologues delivered by both characters that leave Danny hiding under his jacket to cover his tears. The whole thing is just beautifully real.   


Beginning
reminds us that in an age where social media and internet dating are supposed to make everything more accessible, more instant, it can actually create a distance in real life communication and connection.  It can leave us isolated, lonely and presenting a contrived version of ourselves to the world, all the while hiding the real us for fear we don’t match up to the expectations these modern day marvels have placed upon us.  The writing is stunning.  The plentiful humour finds its home in the quirks, insecurities and truths of the characters - the kind of things that we all say in our heads but never voice.  We can find ourselves in elements of Laura and Danny and allow them to test the water for us, recognising our true selves in the brilliant eccentricities that make us human.  We can allow ourselves to feel hope.  Hope that all is not lost.  Hope that there is a way out of the rut we may find ourselves in, and hope that love can begin in any given moment if we just allow it.  That is a huge gift, particularly at the moment, and is the reason you find yourself deeply rooting for Laura and Danny and caring where their story may lead.  We need them to have the possibility of change so we know it can be on offer to us as well.  We need to know our worlds can change, connection can redeem our broken souls and that truthful, honest  happiness is a possibility.  Eldridge clearly cares deeply for Laura and Danny, and so makes us care too. These elements combine to produce a beautifully funny and vivid moment in time that many writers would overlook.  But this is exactly why Eldridge is such an acclaimed dramatist and writer.  He sees what others don’t.  He sees the detail in human existence, and he writes through his characters.  This enables an audience to not only connect to his work, but to the people in their own worlds and find a little bit of solace in knowing that life is a never-ending learning curve, and we are all, always, just Beginning.


WE SCORE BEGINNING...


 




Photo credits - Helen Murray


The Smartest Giant in Town

The Smartest Giant in Town - The Lowry, Salford - Tuesday 21st February 2023

THE SMARTEST GIANT IN TOWN IN SUPERBLY CHILD FRIENDLY, CATCHY AND EASY TO LEARN TO JOIN IN!

When you hear that Fiery Light (Exciting the imaginations of children everywhere) and Little Angel Theatre (Fuelling the imagination through the magic and wonder of puppetry) are co-producing one of the award-winning Julia Donaldson and Axel Scheffler’s books, then you sit up and pay attention, no matter what age you are.  The Smartest Giant In Town is the lucky book in question and as been delighting audiences up and down the country with its gloriously imaginative storytelling, leaving youngsters wide eyed with awe and much more eager to demonstrate kindness and sharing.  This beautiful world where humans, animals and giants co-exit with each other in utter harmony has whooshed into The Lowry just in time for half term, and I thoroughly recommend a visit with your mini-me.

George the giant is fed up with feeling scruffy in his gown and slippers.  He wants to dress to impress and so thinks his luck has come in when he spots a shop in town selling giant sized clothes.  Giants deserve make overs too after all!  Following the best shopping spree ever, George emerges full of glee dressed in his new clothes, making him feel dapper and like the smartest giant in town.  But as he is parading his new look, George comes across a few animals who desperately need his help.  What is a giant to do after all when a giraffe has a cold neck, but offer his tie?  And when some mice, a fox, and a dog are all next in line, George has to decide whether to extend the hand of friendship to them too, even if it means giving up his wonderful new wardrobe of clothes.  It’s not long before poor George is down to just his vest and pants.  He returns to the clothes shop hoping to purchase some more clothes, but it is closed.  He retrieves his old robe and slippers, and just as we think all the kindness and friendship he has shown has been in vain, the animals present George with a gift and title that money can’t buy, naming him the kindest giant in town.  A gorgeous story that gently teaches children about friendship, kindness, empathy, sharing, and generosity.





George the giant is played by Ashton Owen and even though he spends the whole show with a great big giant head covering his own, he somehow still manages to inject personality, warmth and connection with his audience.  They love him and spur him on from the off.  He performs with big articulated gestures to convey his mood and many children join in with him.  Heidi Goldsmith and James Keningale are the other actors and puppeteers who between them bring every other character to life, including the shop owners.  They change accents for each role, producing clearly defined characters and their delivery for children is friendly, bubbly and entirely approachable.  The whole show just felt like a big warm hug.  The atmosphere created by director Samantha Lane is gorgeous and I could have settled down in the cosy lighting, with these characters and their songs washing over me for longer than the 50 minutes the show lasted for.  However, it was the perfect length for the younger audience members, ensuring they stayed engaged right till the end.  Barb Jungr has written some wonderful songs for The Smartest Giant In Town that are superbly child friendly, catchy, and easy to learn and join in.  We were all squeaking along with the mice in their song and it felt wholesome to have everyone join in.




The show is truly brought to life by the stunning animal puppets, and they inject a truly innocent, youthful and fun energy into the play.  Judith Hope has done a remarkable job at igniting this young audience and beguiling them with these unique and quirky characters.  Scheffler’s famous illustrations are plucked right from page to stage and I’m thrilled to report that each gets its moment in the spotlight.  The giraffe sees a long neck attached from the waist of puppeteer James Keningale and is manipulated with ease.  The mice are tiny in comparison and are playfully impish.  The fox and dog are brought to life with humour and the detailed movements of limbs are delightful to watch. 

Kate Bunce’s set is delightfully uncomplicated and fuses ordinary objects with imagination to create endless possibilities and show children how fun and adventure can be found in everyday objects.  A bathmat transforms into a puddle for example.  Then, with a spritely swap around of the blocks, and the introduction of coloured swathes of materials, a lake is created, followed by a muddy, swampy bog.  All around are models of small houses to emphasise the giant’s stature, and towards the end of the play, these are lit up, creating a homely, family feel.




There is so much to love about this joyful production.  Stand out moments have to be the running joke of George ‘dropping’ items of clothing as he goes along, only to replace them with much larger ones to exaggerate his giant status even further before he hands them over to the animals. The repetition of the song as he gives his clothes away, and the accompanying actions were a lovely touch as children everywhere found themselves joining in the actions.  A funny moment was when George is changing into his new clothes, as diversion tactics were used to great effect and even provided the opportunity to learn a little French too!  There was even a little humour for adults as one puppeteer announced he was going to celebrate by turning the heating on!  I asked my mini guest what her favourite moment was, and she said all of it, so that sums up the connection this production made with its targeted audience.

The Smartest Giant In Town may be aimed at the approximate ages of 2 – 8, but it really is a delightful way for any age to spend 50 minutes.  Donaldson’s rhyming stories stay in your heads and in your hearts for a reason, and this production brilliantly brings it to life with a trademark sense of living in its own world and thriving there.  The morals of friendship, kindness and helping others are gently unfurled throughout, allowing them to resonate and make an impact without feeling forced.  So, stomp along to The Lowry, welcome new friendships, and tell George I said hi.    

 

WE SCORE THE SMARTEST GIANT IN TOWN...





Steel Magnolias

Steel Magnolias - The Lowry, Salford - Tuesday 21st February 2023

STEEL MAGNOLIAS IS FULL OF SASS, SOLIDARITY AND SISTERHOOD OF THE HIGHEST ORDER!


Steel Magnolias.  Two words that make a whole generation of women grab their closest gal pals and give them an extra tight squeeze.  Was there ever a film to portray a more beautiful love letter to the value of sisterhood than Robert Harling’s 1989 classic?  Packed full of quotable script that marries cutting humour with the heart-warming rawness of life, Steel Magnolias permeates life in all its gut wrenching, euphoric glory.  Famously written by Harling as a way to work through his grief following the passing of his sister who lived with type 1 diabetes, it has become an iconic movie that has touched the hearts of millions.  Along with its stella cast of Shirley Maclaine, Sally Field, Dolly Parton, Daryl Hannah, and Olympia Dukakis, it was also the launching pad for Julia Roberts, who as we know, has never looked back.

 



Truvy Jones’ beauty parlour is more than just a place to quiff your hair, it is a place where a group of friends can confront all life has to throw at them.  Through gossip, humour and the sharing of stories, Truvy, Annelle, Shelby, M’Lynn, Ouiser, and Clairee look life straight in the eye and take it on with heart, humour, hope, and a headstrong attitude!  As we discover that the new girl in town Annelle must make a life without her dubious husband, Shelby prepares for her wedding day.  But as the women all get ready for the big day, Shelby takes ill with her type 1 diabetes.  The strength, support, and help of the women enable her to recover in time to make it down the aisle.  As life proceeds, Shelby falls pregnant, against doctors advice for her own health, but as she states, “I’d rather have 30 minutes of wonderful than a life of nothing.”  After her baby is born, Shelby falls ill again, through complications of her illness combined with childbirth leading to kidney failure.  She undergoes a transplant following dialysis but contracts an infection.  The family are left with the impossible decision of removing her from life support.  Once again, the sisterhood rally to carry each other through the hardest moment in their life.  Annelle reveals she is pregnant and wants to name the baby Shelby.  M’Lynn replies, “Life goes on.”  Steel Magnolias faces some difficult truths, poses tricky questions, and presents impossible situations.  But each one is dealt with through the reassuring human qualities of love, laughter, humour, and hope.  Be prepared to cry every kind of tear possible and to fall in love with this classic story all over again.

 


 

The six women in Steel Magnolias are fierce, sassy, and hilarious – definitely women who you’d want on your team.  It would take a mighty fine team of actresses to do them justice, and that is exactly what we got tonight.  Directed by Anthony Banks, these beloved characters are affectionately and gently reassessed, allowing exploration of new character dynamics and therefore of their relationships with each other too.  A genuine warmth exudes from the stage directly into the hearts of the audience as we are enveloped into a big hug of sassy acceptance.  Lucy Speed (Eastender, Liar 2, Twelfth Night) is the irrepressible Truvy and is the kind of woman you feel you already know, and if you don’t – you want to!  She is sass on a stick, with a great big heart and I never knew it until tonight, but Lucy Speed was born to play this role.  Truvy was a real person on that stage, a real hairdresser and beautician, with a real family.  What an incredible performance.  Laura Main (Call The Midwife, Father Brown, Shrek) as M’Lynn took us from a fussing mum, to comedy queen, to grief stricken, to having hope for the future.  Her final scenes were not only impeccable but allowed her to speak some of the most poignant lines.  Stunning.

 



Harriet Thorpe (Absolutely Fabulous, Brittas Empire, Wicked ) as Ouiser was hilariously cutting and sarcastic, and timed her delivery perfectly.  It was a joy and an honour to watch this comedy legend at work.  Even as the razor tongued Ouiser, she still radiated warmth, and allowed us a glimpse at her softer side.  Diana Vickers (Dial M For Murder, Rise & Fall Of Little Voice, X Factor) was so natural as Shelby.  She emitted a determined strength alongside a carefree enjoyment of life, determined to explore every inch it had to offer, despite the truth of her health situation. This is everything that writer Robert Harling said his sister Susan was.  I think that this is the biggest compliment I can give to Diana Vickers performance.  Elizabeth Ayodele (Small Island Revival, Hot In Here, Me you us them) is glorious as Annelle.  We see such a character arc as Annelle starts out shy, divulges her past, grows in confidence, starts to enforce her beliefs, and has conviction in why she believes the things she does, even when they annoy or upset her friends.  This is expertly handled and acted in such a fantastic way that we really feel we are getting to know Annelle in parallel with the other characters (WATCH OUR INTERVIEW WITH ELIZABETH AYODELE)Caroline Harker (The Railway Children, Blithe Spirit, Brideshead Revisited) completes the cast as Clairee and has a glowing presence whenever she is on stage.  She brings an aura of confidence and wisdom to her character that is not only superb in its own right, but also supports and enhances everyone else on stage too.  This entire cast show generosity of spirit and respect towards each other, and you can feel the strength of their sisterhood.  It is beautiful.

 



There is so much to love in this production, from the story to the cast, the set design, the wigs and costumes, and the quotable nature of the script.  But before I get to that, I simply cannot go on any further without addressing the glorious nods to Dolly Parton!  Her pictures adorn the set, her music is trickled into the background and not only does this give your heart a fuzzy glow, but it somehow gives the whole experience a seal of approval and authenticity with a nod of respect to the one and only Dolly, who is still quoted from this film today with corkers such as “The bigger the hair, the closer to God!”  Infact, this whole film is quotable – an Instagram of words if you will, and whilst many of the slam dunk lines come from Ouiser, there’s enough brilliance to share amongst each character.

“The only things that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorise.”

“The nicest thing I can say about her is that her tattoos are spelt correctly.”

“I don’t trust anybody that does their own hair.”

“I’m not crazy.  I’ve just been in a very bad mood for 40 years!”

“Don’t try and get on my good side.  I no longer have one.”

“If you can’t say anything nice about somebody, come sit by me!”

 



But back to the set.  It is remarkably clever (Laura Hopkins).  Truvy’s salon is front and centre in a contained unit that doesn’t make full use of the size of the stage.  But as I looked beyond the salon to the perimeters of the vast Lyric theatre stage, I realised why.  Large free standing tripod spotlights adorned the space, immediately recasting this salon from a small unit on a vast stage to a studio set in a sound studio.  A beautiful nod to the film.  The second half sees the whole salon switched round, and to me, this was another nod to the film in which we were privy to a different shot or camera angle.  The first half, the audience fourth wall are the salon mirrors, the second half, we form the back wall and can instead see the mirrors.  Like I said, it’s very clever and frames the play in a truly unique way.


There are moments where everyone is giggling along with the sass on stage, and moments when you can literally hear a pin drop.  The final scenes felt like the entire audience were collectively holding their breath, whether to contain their own personal response to the scenes, to stop themselves from breaking down, or in recognition, who knows.  The answer to this is a personal one, but one thing for certain is that everyone had a reaction and rightly so as this powerfully emotive material was delivered with such raw emotion that it was tangible.  The injection of humour at just the right time broke the tension and again was so spot on with its delivery that it did its job respectfully without ever making light of these heart-breaking moments.  So even though it’s declared in the script “I don’t see plays as I can nap at home for free” I promise this is one play you’ll be staying wide awake for, because it is full of sass, solidarity and sisterhood of the highest order.  So spread the gossip, share the news and fix your hair as you head on down to The Lowry Theatre for your appointment at Truvy’s Beauty Salon!  The gang’s all waiting for you!       

 

WE SCORE STEEL MAGNOLIAS...


 



The Rocky Horror Show

Rocky Horror Show - Manchester Opera House - Monday 20th February 2023

THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW KEEPS ON RETURNING AS IT KEEPS ON GIVING AND THE FANS LOVE IT!

Rocky Horror definitely has us caught in a Time Warp because this is the 3rd time it has visited Manchester in 18 months, and its hard-core fans show no sign of slowing down their eagerness to be a part of this cultastic phenomenon.  The last time I saw Rocky Horror was August 2021, when The Opera House re-opened after COVID restrictions, and I have never experienced an atmosphere like it.  It was the perfect re-opening, full of freedom, abandonment, and the desire to just live life.  It’s possibly the best party atmosphere I’ve ever experienced in a theatre.  I will never forget that evening, and so I couldn’t help but feel a little hesitant that, despite the epic proportions of Rocky Horror, my lasting adrenaline fuelled memory of the show could only make any future performances pale in comparison.  But this is Rocky Horror, it doesn’t do second best – even to itself!  And whilst that hot August night in 2021 will always hold a special place in my theatre loving heart, tonight was ready to blast the winter blues away and set this cold Manchester night on fire!




So for those innocents out there yet to have their Rocky Horror cherry burst, here’s the story so far.  Brad and Janet, the seemingly quintessential all American couple, have had a little car trouble.  They seek refuge from the lashing rain in the nearest house as they simply try to use the phone to call for assistance.  Instead, they meet a whole host of eclectic residents who awaken their twee outlook on life, in every way possible.  As Brad and Janet experience the more pleasurable aspects of life, the master of the house Frank-N-Furter is building a little plaything by the name of Rocky.  But Rocky wants to play with Janet and Frank-N-Furter doesn’t like to share any toys.  Bang on cue, an earlier experimental plaything by the name of Eddie returns for revenge, but instead finds himself for the chop, because nobody gets the better of Frank-N-Furter.  Frank gets more and more demanding, petulant and insatiable, until trusted phantoms Riff Raff and Magenta grow weary of the games.  The phantomesque brother and sister take over and through a sea of leopard print hot pants, pink rubber gloves, science labs, lab coats, suspenders, tap shoes, sequins, glitter and sex, transport the entire house back to their home planet of Transexual Transylvania.  Got it?  Good! 



The plot may sound random, and that’s because it kind of is, but its messages are not.  Be who you want to be, love who you want to love, ‘Give yourself over to absolute pleasure’ and do it all to a soundtrack that ignites every fibre of your being into an irresistible frenzy of indulgence, where you will feel the feels like you’ve never felt them before!  If you’ve never seen Rocky Horror before, your eyes will be opened to a unique form of theatre, where the audience play just as much a part of the show as the hard-working cast, and for the rest of you Rocky loving pleasure seekers – welcome home.



This set design is slick, quick and satisfying (a bit like Frank-N-Furter!)  Designed by Hugh Durrant, it involves revolving panels that with a simple flip turn the mansions main living room into a science lab and back again.  A film reel wraps itself around the set above the casts heads, drawing your attention to the fantastically talented band, who keep the audience revved up all night.  The lights (Nick Richings) are mesmerising, flashing rainbow disco lights, lasers that beam directly into the audience and penetrate into your Rocky loving heart.  Director Christopher Luscombe takes Richard O’Brien’s script to new heights in this 50th celebratory tour, allowing the cast the freedom to breathe and work with the emitting heckles and “script additions” from the enthusiastic audience.  The cast take it all in their stride and as each of them took to the stage for the first time, they received a round of applause for just being a part of this fan favourite production.  Stephen Webb (Titanic, Wonderland, Jersey Boys) played Frank-N-Furter when I last saw the show in August 2021, and he has somehow upped his presence even further, which I didn’t think possible.  He is so at ease and relaxed with this role that all you have to do is enjoy his performance (I think that’s what Brad and Janet did too!)  He more than commands the stage, the audience and walks better in high heels than I do!  His voice is sublime, and I think he will be a Rocky fan favourite for years to come.  Haley Flaherty (The Mousetrap, Matilda, Love Never Dies) was also in the last production I saw as Janet and again just seems so at ease with the entire show.  She is sweet, innocent, raunchy, naive, and belts out her numbers with a voice so powerful, yet equally gentle when needed.  Amazing vocal skills.  Her Brad is performed by Richard Meek (Hairspray, Annie, The Producers) who is the perfect blustering partner.  He’s created Brad so that we don’t laugh at him, but instead we laugh with him, gaining his laughter from his gorgeous portrayal of this kind-hearted, innocent and nerdy young thing.  Reece Boudin (Matilda, La Cage Aux Follies) takes on the audience as the Narrator and has everyone belly laughing at his cool and collected come backs, where he even pokes fun at himself and has us falling in love with his cheeky charm.  Suzie McAdam (Local Hero, Kinky Boots, Legally Blonde) as Magenta also starts the whole show as the Usherette and belts out Science Fiction with a passion reciprocated by the audience.  She is strong and full of sass.  With well over 2000 performances, Kristian Lavercombe (Jersey Boys, Jesus Christ Superstar, Urinetown) who was tonight’s Riff Raff, has performed in Rocky Horror more than anyone else in its 50 year history and it shows because he is flawless and the second his head popped onto stage through a circular window, it was clear he was loved by this huge Rocky fan base.  His voice is crystal clear and the range is out of this world!  Ben Westhead as Rocky is an advert for body confidence, for he spends the entire show in nothing but a pair of underpants!  He never looks uncomfortable and bursts to life with an energy and a refreshing purity that suited the role wonderfully.  I have to say, this was one of my favourite Rocky interpretations ever.  Darcy Finden as Columbia and Joe Allen as Eddie and Dr. Scott complete the main cast like the missing pieces in a jigsaw puzzle, because this cast is a unit and seem so relaxed and in tune with each other that a certain, intangible vibe permeates the theatre.



As the entire audience stood up to dance to The Time Warp, a dance that even if it were their first Rocky experience, everybody already knew the moves to, I got to thinking what a unique element of the show this was.  Off the top of my head, I can’t think of any other show where the audience know the moves to a musical number before they have even entered the theatre and are then invited to join in!  I just love it!  The audience is as much a part of a Rocky Horror show as the cast themselves, and this is mainly down to one person – Sal Piro, who sadly passed away last month.  Sal was a Rocky Horror legend and started its fan club in 1977, eventually growing its popularity so much to become the voice of the Rocky Horror community.  He was in the original Rocky audience and is credited with the development of the audience participation and cult status we now know and love today.  I’m sure Sal would have loved tonight’s performance and was leading the audience yells in declaring Janet a slut and Brad an a-hole!!  Rocky is, and forever will be a hot patootie of a show!  It is a show that has no boundaries, makes no apologies and makes audiences return time and time again, because Rocky Horror is a “light in the darkness, of everybody’s life.”   

 

WE SCORE ROCKY HORROR SHOW...





Spring and Port Wine

Spring and Port Wine - The Octagon Theatre, Bolton - Tuesday 7th February 2023

SPRING AND PORT WINE IS FUNNY AND CHARMING WITH A CAST SO SKILLED AND QUICK WITTED, IT'S A BELTER OF A PLAY!

Old fashioned, authoritative, harmless but bullish, Rafe Crompton believes in discipline, order and routine.  He goes to work, he comes home, expects his family to be waiting around the dinner table, and collects the wages of family members at the end of the week, handing it over to his wife to manage the household budget.  So when his daughter Hilda refuses to eat the herring that is put in front of her, Rafe is dismayed at what he perceives to be a lack of respect and gratitude, and resolves to serve her nothing else until his will be met.  This battle turns out to be more than a red herring though, as it escalates into Rafe’s brutish nature causing his son to faint under pressure as the offending herring disappears off the table, supposedly taken by the cat, a theory to which Rafe does not subscribe.  This proves to be a catalyst (no pun intended) and his two daughters, unable to contend with his strict regime of rules any longer, move out of the family home.  As his wife Daisy strives to financially help Hilda, balance the housekeeping, and keep track of who she has lent and borrowed money to and from, she learns a thing or two from Mrs. Duckworth, the neighbour who is seemingly always on the take.  All these actions spark a domino effect upon the whole Crompton family, presenting them with, and Rafe in particular, a crossroads moment.  Will their family be forever swimming upstream against the current, or can they learn to tread water, go with the flow, and see where the river takes them? 

 

 

Spring And Port Wine uses love, humour, and a little of our famous Northern sass to introduce us to a family struggling to make ends meet and to navigate a generational divide in the ever-changing world they are facing.  Though this play is set in the 1960’s, the poignancy of economic change, hunger, strikes and generational division are ironically and sadly timeless.  There are moments where the situation is so parallel to our current lives that it could have been written yesterday!   Originally written as a radio play in 1957, adapted for the stage in 1959 and turned into a film in 1970, Spring And Port Wine has not only stood the test of time, but enticed theatre goers new and old into fascinating debates and opened up many a much needed conversation.  Due to its universal themes, this play will always find a relevance. 

 

 

The theatre is utilised in the round and greets audience members with a visible set upon entry into the auditorium.  Dressed as a 1960’s home, I was pleased to be in my seat with enough time to absorb and take in every detail, for detail there was.  From the squishy foot stool with arms, legs and a head that sparked a memory of me having something similar as a child that had been passed down from my grandparents, to the ‘45’ record player or the specific porcelain collectable ornaments on top of the piano, it could have been a home that my grandparents brought their families up in.  What I particularly loved was that the entrance walks on and off the stage were just as much a part of the set, with one being kitted out as the kitchen with action taking place in it, one was the hall, complete with shoes built into a shoe rack in the wall, and the third, led to the stairs.  Black and white pictures hung from above and we felt like the nosey neighbours peering in through the window of this utterly complex and bonkers, yet completely normal and typical family.

 

 

The language and it’s delivery is a key component of this play for it is so colloquial that it has to be right else it would sound fake, false and stilted.  It is not only right, it is so spot on that it takes an effort not to join in what seems like a spontaneous conversation happening right in front of you.  The 1960’s language and references were fascinating too, with money being referred to in shillings, guineas and halfpennies and the flashing of pound notes!  It’s hard to grasp that my mum sat next to me had used this currency as a child for it sounded as made up as a Harry Potter galleon!  Particularly when today we rarely use cash at all and pay for everything with the flick of a card or even a phone!  The cast are so skilled and quick witted that the humour really shone through in a play that can misleadingly sound quite dark and heavy in its synopsis.

 

 

Les Dennis (Hairspray, Chicago, Family Fortunes, Coronation Street) plays Rafe Crompton and his performance is an absolute treat.  He captures this complex character effortlessly, taking him on one heck of a turnpike from someone who at first seems nothing more than a jobsworth, old fashioned, grumpy soul, we can have a bit of a giggle at, to someone we can champion for his family values, even if he goes about them in a questionable way.  He is able to delve into Rafes, as of yet, untold story, to make him flip on a knife edge over something as seemingly simple as herring and create a palpable tension in an uncomfortable stand off with his daughter.  And just when you think he has brought this character to his outdated and bitter climax, he surprises us with a heartfelt reflection of his past, revealing why Rafe is the way he is, producing a touching sincerity we never saw coming, and finishes with an almost euphoric lightness that makes you want to chuckle, and not just at his brilliant comic timing that we know and love, but at the hallelujah moment he has convincingly brought to Rafe. Dennis is so beautifully subtle with his performance, that Rafe is someone you feel you know and want to shake some sense into, but at the same time you won’t have anyone but family say a word against him.

 

 

Mina Anwar (Shirley Valentine, Life Of Pi, Everybody’s Talking About Jamie, The A Word) is jaw-droppingly fantastic as Rafe’s wife Daisy.  Her facial expressions alone deserve a show of their own for she spoke a thousand words with one look, one reaction, and provided so much humour and also emotion in these moments.  Her timing was impeccable, and she not only brought Daisy to life as Rafe’s dutiful wife but didn’t allow her to be so downtrodden and fearful of him that we found it hard to like him later on. Despite Daisy’s scripted submissive nature towards Rafe, Anwar still managed to make Daisy a spirited and strong character whose secrets didn’t seem out of genuine fear but out of a desire to try and balance the generational gap between her husband and her children. 

 

Gabriel Clark (Hollyoaks, Fright Night, Mixtape) is outstanding as son Wilfred, bringing brilliant new choices to the character and a loveable charm that makes your heart break for him in one scene, and rejoice at his innocence in others.  It is hard to believe that Natalie Blair is making her Professional theatre debut as Hilda for she is entirely at home in this production and brings a wonderful touch of dryness to her humour and to her subtle looks and glances when others are acting around her.  Monica Sagar (Romeo & Juliet, Waterloo Road, Rogue Comet(s) ) portrays her inner turmoil as eldest daughter Florence with ease, perfectly showing the tension between wanting to be independent yet wanting to please her father.  I think this is one of the more difficult characters in the play and handled wrong, can be difficult to like or connect with, but under the directorship of Wakeham, Sagar smashes it out of the part and allows Florence to show her more vulnerable side.  Charlie Ryan (Beryl, Beauty & The Beast, Hollyoaks) is cheeky, fast paced and spirited as Harold.  He has mastered that man child period we all go through where we are too grown up to still be living at home, yet not quite mature enough to handle life by ourselves despite what we think.  His performance is recognisable, humourous and relatable.  Completing this outstanding cast are Adam Fenton (The Solid Life of Sugar Water, Rogue Comet(s) ) as Arthur – Florences’ fiancé, and Isabel Ford (Martha, Gangsta Granny, Nativity 2) as Betsy-Jane – the gossipy and freeloading neighbour.  Fenton and Ford both create memorable characters, Fenton with a cool and laid back nature that contrasts gloriously to the chaotic Crompton family, and Ford with her insanely talented physical, vocal, and slapstick performance, creating some of the funniest moments in the play, particularly when she shimmied right underneath the sideboard and shot out the other side!   

 

 

The Bolton Octagon has always been a wonderful and fascinating venue, but since its re-opening after covid, it has produced hit after hit.  They are really making a name for themselves with incredible productions, and this one just reconfirms their knowledge and thirst of local theatre goers.  A play set in Bolton, written by Bolton local Bill Naughton, and starring, amongst others, Bolton born and bred Gabriel Clark, is bound to be a hit for a theatre in Bolton.  Another Octagon show directed by Artistic Director Lotte Wakeham, with a spectacular cast and creative team, Spring And Port Wine just goes to show that The Octagon really have their heads screwed on when it comes to succeeding.  Shortlisted for The Stage Awards as Theatre Of The Year and winning the Unsung Hero award for Front Of House staff with their own ‘Jim’ Whaite, the Octagon is definitely the place to be right now.

 

 

This production of Spring And Port Wine is Bolton through and through.  It’s full of Northern actors, it’s set in Bolton, and it’s written by a Boltonian.  It’s a show to sit up and pay attention to and often felt like watching those brilliant Jack and Vera years of our beloved Corrie.  Making use of the Octagons’ fantastic versatile space, Spring And Port Wine is performed in the round, immersing audiences into this complex and chaotic family as if we’d been invited over for dinner.  It’s funny, charming, full of Northern family dynamics, sibling banter, neighbours popping in and out, and has a cracking sense of humour that truly had the audience laughing along in recognition and creasing up at some of the brilliant one liners, all delivered with a mixture of deadpan sass and innocent hilarity.  So put on your best overcoat (if it hasn’t been pawned), BYOB (port wine of course), and settle down with the Crompton’s for the evening.  Just a word of warning – you’d best like herring!

 

WE SCORE SPRING AND PORT WINE...



 




Photo credits - Pamela Raith

 

Mamma Mia!

Mamma Mia! at the Manchester Opera House - Wednesday 1st February 2023

IF YOU'VE GOT A TICKET TO SEE MAMMA MIA! YOU'LL LOVE EVERY SECOND OF THIS SOLD-OUT PRODUCTION!

It’s a cold, icy, grey Manchester February day and yet I woke up with the excitement of someone going on holiday to a hot, dreamy island – because I knew that later that evening I was being transported, with my hand luggage of happiness, to a Greek Island.  Mamma Mia!  It’s here again!  And I have been bubbling over with excitement all day.  The music of ABBA has formed a huge part to the soundtrack of my own life, has forged (mainly bad) family jokes and routines (saying “Mam I’m ‘ere” when arriving at the parentals, jokingly turning the song off after ‘I’m nothing special, in fact, I’m a bit of a bore,’ because “We don’t want to listen if she’s boring,” or my dads staple Indian food order being renamed ‘Chiquitita’The point is, ABBA music is threaded into my bloodline, my heart.  It is home.

 

 

And upon arrival, listening to the chatter of an eager audience to be, whether it was in the  foyer, the queue for the merchandise stand (which was so bustling I didn’t manage to make the purchase I had my eye on god dang it), the bar – heck even the toilets – I wasn’t the only one who had white lycra, sequins, and platforms on my mind!  It somehow felt like a reunion of old friends, all there to celebrate the music that means something to us, the music that may be a wedding dance, remind us of our friends, our guaranteed dance floor filler, or our favourite karaoke classic.

 

 

Mamma Mia is technically a jukebox musical as its songs are all pre-existing ones, and whilst this terminology is sometimes seen as a slight, a swear word if you will, Mamma Mia has transcended such gumf, and indeed has arguably encouraged others to try and follow suit.  It has had international success, a film made out of the musical, a second follow up film made (which I pray one day will be turned into a stage show), has a core fan club and people who follow it all across the globe.  Creator and Producer Judy Craymer is inspiring.  Surrounding herself not only with the best people, she ensured that Benny & Bjorn were included in the creative process from the start, giving the whole show authenticity, class and kudos.         

 

 

If you have somehow escaped the phenomenon that is Mamma Mia, I want you to know that the rest of us aren’t angry, we’re not disappointed, we are just excited to introduce you to this feel good, serotonin sun drenched musical.  Set on a Greek Island, Donna lives with her daughter Sophie and runs a hotel – what’s left of it anyway, for it has seen better days.  But Sophie is getting married to Sky, and so of course the hotel needs a bit of a makeover.  That’s not Sophies biggest wedding headache though.  She wants her dad to walk her down the aisle, sounds simple enough.  Except Sophie has no idea who her dad is, and when she pours through her mums old diaries with her two best friends, she discovers not one, but three possible candidates!  So she sensibly goes to talk it all over with her mum……..as if!! 

 

 

Sophie invites all three of them to the wedding, hoping they’ll intuit the undertone that she wants her dad there, and so the real slim shady will turn up.  The thing is, none of them know Sophie existed and so have no idea if they’re her dad, and certainly don’t pick up on her subtle subliminal message, so they all turn up – desperate to rekindle with the one and only Donna.  Donna freaks out and tries to avoid them all, which when they’re staying at your hotel on a small island is not the best plan, and so comedy, friendship, and love ensues.  There are lots of twists and turns along the way, we watch as Donna’s best friends get jiggy with surprise guests, are pursued by infatuated youngsters, and we celebrate with a wedding – but whose?

 

Mamma Mia blissfully starts with an overture!  Thank you!  These seem to be a dying breed but I love me a good overture, and when your music is ABBA – even better!  We are treated to a smorgasbord of hits as blue light dapples upon the curtain in ripples, instantly creating the sea vibe.  Curtain up, and Sophie is there, straight into ‘I Believe in Angels,’ sat in front of a typically white Greek style building.  This set proves to be as versatile as the wonderful cast.  Made of two pieces, it twists and turns itself into a variety of positions to create various parts of the hotel, the church, a beach bar and just about everything else that is needed.  The set is simplistic but so full of attention to detail, such as rust around the letter box, gorgeous blue doors set against the white to reflect the colours of the Greek flag, trees and fairy lights dropped from above to help dictate a location, vibe, or mood of a scene.  It certainly captures that laid back ambiance throughout and for those willing to suspend their disbelief, really does transport you to an idyllic Greek Island.  The stunning lighting plays a huge part in this too.  From an island disco / club scene, to a moonlit beach, the lights blend so subtly that it’s magic just happens and takes you to exactly where you need to be.  It is beautiful.

 

 

I’m genuinely not sure how to begin describing the performance given by Sara Poyzer (Assassins, Rutherford & Son) as Donna without sounding like a fangirl of the highest degree.  Poyzer is funny, funky, fierce and flippin’ brilliant!  Her interactions with every cast member are unique, creating a fully rounded character, making it utterly believable that three men who haven’t seen her in 20 years immediately returned to the island when beckoned.  And I need to stop and take a moment here to give a standing ovation for her rendition of ‘The Winner Takes It All,’ because I wanted to during the show, but the show is so fast paced I couldn’t.  What a masterclass in story telling!  That’s how it’s done.  The emotive response of the audience said it all.  Poyzer let us into Donna’s heart and soul with her struggle to explain to Sam how he broke her heart and why she now must protect it.  But as I said, her interactions with the cast come across so real and genuine, none more so than with Sarah Earnshaw (Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em, April In Paris) as Tanya and Nicky Swift (Shirley Valentine, Les Mis) as Rosie.  These three together are so much fun and had the audience laughing time and time again.

 

 

 They have a freedom, a liberation about them and in songs such as ‘Chiquitita,’and ‘Dancing Queen,’ the camaraderie, strong female friendships, empowerment, and hilarious use of props shines through as the beating heart of this musical with a carefree abandonment.  The subtle expressions, nuances and moves performed by Earnshaw and Swift during these numbers whilst trying to coax a fraught Donna, are so brilliant, they can’t be underestimated in the value they bring to the performance.  Earnshaw’s Tanya is not only everything I wanted it to be, it was also what I never knew I needed it to be.  Strong, sophisticated, sassy and confident.  Capable of breaking you with a glance, yet saving you with a swinging hair dryer.  Her rendition of ‘Does Your Mother Know,’ got one of the biggest reactions from the audience, for she was in control the entire time with a power to be respected, instead of intimidated by, as is often seen when women are given any kind of power in theatre.  Swift gave a riotous performance of ‘Take A Chance On Me,’ and again was just so funny.  Her comic timing is spot on and she uses pause as a tool to entice you with anticipation.  Swift is such a generous performer that likeability radiates off her and makes you feel like Rosie is your own pal up there on stage.

 

 

The three potential dads are performed outstandingly by Richard Standing (Macbeth, Coronation Street) as Sam, Neal Craig (Jekyll & Hyde, founder member of 1623 Theatre Company) as Harry, and Phil Corbitt (Tempest, A Street Car Named Desire) as Bill.  Each has a clear cut character and they define them through what cannot be ignored as brilliant acting.  Acting can often be overlooked in a musical by the singing, dancing and general jazz handiness, but all must play an equal part and Standing, Craig, and Corbitt remind us of this.  Standing packs a punch with some really emotional scenes with both Donna and Sophie, Craig has us belly laughing at his escapades with Rosie, and Corbitt has a beautifully reminiscent and touching moment with Donna in ‘Our Last Summer.’

 

 

Jess Michaelmore (BBC Proms, Magic At The Musicals) and Christopher Foley (Hairspray, 42nd Street) as Sky have a wonderful chemistry and both really bring a youthful and care free island vibe to the stage with a combination of charm, enthusiasm and energy.  Michaelmore flourishes more and more as the show goes on, developing Sophie from someone who is a little lost, to knowing exactly who they are.  Jaden Oshenye (From Here To Eternity, The Bodyguard) is so energetic and exuberant as the love struck Pepper.  He box jumps his way into everyone’s hearts, and along with the likes of Tanisha Butterfield as Ali, Freya Humberstone as Lisa and Archie Flynn as Eddie, the younger half of the cast bring numbers like ‘Voulez-Vous’ to life with such a building tension of explosive energy that it penetrates into every audience member, allowing us to clap along, tap our toes and happily succumb to the luxury of an ABBA song.

 

 

With whopping hit after whopping hit, it is impossible to pick out highlights, and each song is so divine that you really have to take a moment just to appreciate the quality of music, the heart breaking honesty and storytelling of the lyrics and captivating hooks and beats woven into its melodies.  The crowd pleasing, ‘Mamma Mia’ allows this incredible cast to come together in perfect harmony, and it’s brilliantly timed beats see heads pop out of unexpected places to join it.  The sophisticated and stylised ‘Money, Money, Money,’ was fantastic at holding back and showing restraint in order to build itself up into choreographed heaven.  This was a personal favourite of mine with its Fosse style influences and intricate, staccato timings.  The nostalgically tear jerking ‘Slipping Through My Fingers,’ had me fighting back tears at its honest beauty and simplicity.  All the big hits are there, and just incase once isn’t enough, we are treated at the end to a mini concert of hits by Donna And The Dynamos which had the entire theatre on its feet, completely swept up in the music and partying like we didn’t have a care in the world, because in that moment, we didn’t.  Looking round, I saw every generation possible, smiling, singing, happy, all brought together by the music of ABBA and this sensational cast of Mamma Mia.  It was a moment of beauty and one I shall never forget.

 

 

Mamma Mia is also famous for having a trio of women lead the creatives, with producer Judy Craymer, book by Catherine Johnson and directed by Phyllida Lloyd.  The empowerment of women shines throughout the entire show, embracing our strengths, our abilities, our individualities.  It is stunning to watch cross generational friendships and relationships between these women standing strong and centre too, for though on the surface it may seem that the show is focused on romantic love between male and female, the real strength of love demonstrated is that between mother and daughter.  Second is the love between female friendships.  Then and only then does romantic love take its place.

 

 

I cannot recommend Mamma Mia enough because it just has something special, that je ne sais quoi (I did try to find the Greek translation here, but I’m sadly not that clever with languages).  When the film came out in 2008, I was training in Bristol with a bunch of drama folk and we descended on the cinema.  One member of our group was Cypriot and so we had a running commentary on the actual island they used to film as it was known to her.  Before we knew it, she had got everyone up in the cinema and we were literally dancing in the aisles.  Not one person complained, everyone united and we probably all had the most memorable cinema trip we’ve ever had.  Whilst I’m still in touch with the people from my training, I have no idea who those other folk were in the cinema that day, but for that moment in time, the music of ABBA united us all as one, and that sentiment is played out whenever Mamma Mia is performed on stage.  It unifies its audience, connects them for that moment in time, and that it is a beautiful thing.  So, treat yourself to a bit of musical theatre therapy.  Allow yourself to feel free, to daydream, to belt out some irresistible tunes with Donna And The Dynamo’s and remind yourself that friendship, family and love are the things that keep us wealthy and healthy.  I guess the ultimate question to capture how good this show is, and how much it feels like a warm hug, is, if given the chance, would I say yes to going again?  My answer?  “I do, I do, I do, I do, I do!”    

 

WE SCORE MAMMA MIA!..



 

An Inspector Calls - The Lowry, Salford - Tuesday 10th January 2023

Poignant, funny, thought provoking and hopeful, An Inspector Calls is a must-see classic!


J.B. Priestley’s An Inspector Calls
commandeered months of my life during my university days, and cemented some of the strongest friendships I still hold dear to me now. I therefore feel a strong personal connection to this celebrated, award-winning play, and so my expectations of tonight’s production were teetering on the verge of an impossibly high pedestal.  Of course, this is a Stephen Daldry production (The Reader, Billy Elliot, The Crown), so I never really had anything to worry about, and I have to say that my anticipation was welcomed with open arms and sent away with a goodie bag of fresh interpretation and appreciation of this Tony Award, Olivier Award and just about every other award-winning play.  University wasn’t the first time I’d come across An Inspector Calls, but it was the first time I truly began to understand it’s themes of inequality, class division, capitalism, a lack of accountability, unchecked hierarchy, privilege and nepotism, leading to a sense of those with power or money believing their own hype and importance over others.  It was the first time I’d experienced and witnessed these themes in the real world, and as they are still sadly relevant today, it doesn’t take any effort to understand the lasting popularity of this relatable play.  Injustice ripples throughout the entire story and leaves the audience with an uncomfortable realisation that An Inspector Calls has been echoing around us for a long time, from politics to social media, to celebrity and to the press.  This is why it has played to well over 4 million people worldwide and why it will continue to do so.

 

An Inspector Calls is a different kind of whodunnit with a traumatic and mystical twist that challenges our hearts and our conscience with the untimely arrival of the mysterious Inspector Goole.  Arriving unannounced in the middle of a celebratory dinner party, the wealthy Birling family are dismissive, rude, and disengaged, seeing Goole as nothing more than an annoyance.  A young woman has been found dead, but the Birlings have no real interest, for the death of a young unknown, working class woman, doesn’t impact their lives at all.  Or so they believe.  Yet as Goole asks more and more questions about the deceased woman, it appears that every family member has something to hide, something to fear, and something threatening to destroy their way of life.  Every avenue investigated by Goole leads to another secret, another scandal, another revelation.  The question is, just how much unravelling can one family take before the cracks begin to show?  And just how much personal responsibility are they prepared to own before they start to throw each other under the metaphorical bus?  As they are forced to stare their own conscience square in the face, can they cope with what is reflected back?  The Birlings have many deep-rooted questions to ask themselves, but will they grasp the opportunity to change, or will they deny a young woman respect even in her death?  It leaves a clanger of a question hanging in the air – what is more important, commerce and class or community and compassion?

 

 

With a play that threatens to be locationally stagnant, with much of the story unfolding in the Birling's dining room, this production has incorporated the design and set into the heart of the storytelling to ensure that this never happens.  Ian MacNeil has gone beyond what is on the page and has stepped outside the front door to invite the audience into the world inhabited by not only the Birlings, but the people whose lives their every decision impacts.  I absolutely adore it!  It opens up the story, the characters, and the themes to a much bigger picture, and excites the child in me who would always want to know more than was on the page.  Where did this character go to school?  Where do they buy their coffee?  What do their neighbours look like?  Due to this design, the play is so immersive, with the rainy northern streets being just another accurate reflection of the world we find ourselves in – particularly on this Salford January day where the heavens haven’t let up all day.  Bold, inventive, yet routed in utter realism, traditional theatre conventions are seamlessly blended with the breaking of many ‘rules’, creating a dizzying atmosphere which expertly equals the spiralling lives of the Birlings.  I don’t want to give too much away but the only way I can describe the impact is that it is like you are in the story, maybe a curtain twitcher from across the road listening to the posh neighbours having some sort of family bust up!  Brace yourself for walls of smoke, blasts of cold air, directional sound appearing from behind you, and for the cast to address you directly.  The play opens with an almost cinematic scene, dripping with atmosphere, anticipation and drama.  It is emphasised by incredibly emotive music written by Oscar-winning composer Stephen Warbeck.  You feel the presence of his music.  It speaks to you, announcing that something incredible is about to happen.  Add in sound by Sebastian Frost that had me twirling in my seat to figure out where it was coming from, and incredible lighting by Rick Fisher that literally brought the outdoors inside, and this opening sequence will take your breath away, way before the dry ice does.

Liam Brennan is an exceptional Inspector Goole, with his naturalistic approach offering the perfect contrast to the dramatic and larger than life Birlings.  His controlled delivery is beautifully teasing, allowing Goole’s own brand of judgment, reserved for the likes of the oblivious Birlings, to be drip fed throughout.  Brennan does this with such a practised ease that it is wonderful to have an unwavering belief that Goole can get you to reveal almost anything.  His performance is persuasively powerful, particularly his last speech:

 

“We don’t live alone. We are members of one body. We are responsible for each other. And I tell you that the time will soon come when, if men will not learn that lesson, then they will be taught it in fire and blood and anguish.” 

 

This was acted with such a raw honesty by Brennan that you could have heard a pin drop in this otherwise vocally responsive audience.  A real goosebump moment.    

 

 

Jeffrey Harmer sets and leads the tone of the Birling family’s self-importance and larger than life antics as Arthur Birling.  He demands attention, controls and dominates his family, and finds every available opportunity to keep building his character into someone we have all encountered and probably all wanted to bring down a peg or two ourselves.  Harmer fills every nuance of his character with entitlement, whether it’s the way he carelessly spits his tea out, walks around chest first, or switches from smug laughter to defensive anger.  The mere fact that it becomes increasingly harder to find anything redeemable about him speaks volumes as to how well Harmer plays this role.

 

Chloe Orrock is a brilliant Shelia Birling.  From her entrance as the socialite ‘It girl’, she is instantly recognisable as a certain ‘Insta influencer’ type, and engages the numerous youth and school groups in the audience to maximum effect.  Her energy really drives the play and she somehow manages to deliver contrasting elements of her personality in an entirely believable way, highlighting the true complexity of human behaviour.  She is entitled and oblivious yet capable of personal growth.  She is defiant yet innocent, silly yet smart and Orrock expertly performs every element. She is cheered on when she stands up to her fiancé with whoops from the audience.

 

Christine Kavanagh is delightfully pompous as Sybil Birling, stepping up the self-righteousness a notch further and at just the right time.  Her timing is impeccable and her dismissive nature of those she deems below her is superbly created by clever gestures and the way that she doesn’t even acknowledge them with eye contact.  She carries the character with such an aura that you can vividly picture the story we are told regarding her dismissal of the deceased girl.  Simon Cotton plays Gerald Croft, Shelia’s cad fiancé.  He takes his character on an impressive journey, allowing us to see multiple facets of human nature, from the privileged and imposing businessman to the condescending fiancé who thinks he knows what is best for his little woman, to a glimpse of compassion, to it feeding his own desires, to a man desperate to excuse his behaviour rather than own up to responsibilities.  In contrast to this is George Rowlands as Eric Birling, who starts out with the same under currents but does learns something along the way and struggles with the consequences of his actions.  We slowly see Eric lose control and Rowlands portray this with a chaotic and wild freedom that is so juicy and contrasting to the other characters, it stands out, particularly the fight scene with his dad.   

 

I wish any drama student who has ever sat counting how many lines they have and determined the importance of their role from this, could watch Frances Campbell as Edna.  Her non-verbal role is essential and done with such clarity and skill that you are never in any doubt that this is an actress who knows how to act. Words are not needed.

 

 

An Inspector Calls is one of the most popular plays ever written with both audiences and critics alike.  It is studied, debated, performed, and enjoyed.  It never gets old, never ages, and never fails to provoke important discussions, ensuring it is a play for all age groups, as was reflected in tonight’s audience.  I was not surprised to discover that this productions run under the direction of Stephen Daldry and associate director Charlotte Peters at The Lowry is almost sold out, a testament to its brilliance, so I advise you to secure one of those remaining tickets before someone else does. 

It will give your January some much needed umph and make you ask important questions at the start of your year that will serve you better than any half intended New Years resolutions.  It is hard to ignore the fact that An Inspector Calls questions if the likes of the Birlings are really the type of people we want to look up to, the type of people we want to work for and give power to.  We only have to switch on the news, flick through social media feeds, or listen to a conversation in a pub or coffee shop to know that the same debate is currently taking place in our real lives.  Inspector Goole provokes the need for change, the need to hold irresponsible people in charge accountable for their decisions.  Life reflecting art was never a truer statement.  A brilliant production of an utter classic, that with its modern vibe and current flavours, feels like a new piece of theatre written specifically for today's audience.  Poignant, funny, thought provoking and hopeful, An Inspector Calls rivals any television drama or box set and for many, will leave a fire in their belly and a desire to inspect the world they live in and call it out to make us all a little bit more responsible for our actions.

 

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The Ocean at the End of the Lane

The Ocean at the End of the Lane - The Lowry, Salford - Tuesday 20th December 2022

IT WILL LEAVE YOU SPEECHLESS - A SPECTACLE TO EXPERIENCE, TO BEHOLD AND TO BE BEWILDERED BY

I don’t even know where to begin!  The Ocean At The End Of The Lane is beyond!  It is beyond words, beyond imagination, beyond needing any kind of review from the likes of a mere mortal like me.  I have never seen anything like it, and I’ve seen a lot of theatre, but this? I knew to expect something special because the second you bibbi de bobbi boo The National Theatre and a Neil Gaiman story together, then the expectation is set high, but never in my wildest imagination did I foresee this level of other worldly wonder.  I guess the only thing I really need to say is that you absolutely MUST see this show! 

 

 

Like any Neil Gaiman story, The Ocean At The End Of The Lane blurs the lines of where reality and imagination begin and end.  Things may start out in a world that we, the audience, recognise, but as time shifts, mundane objects ignite impossible memories, and magic meanders its way into every breath, every pulse, every fibre of your being.  It is glorious.  A man finds himself at an old farm.  He has a chat with the old lady living there.  It all seems fairly normal.  But a simple glass of milk bends the facets of time and we are taken on a journey of remembering, a journey back to the man's childhood where surely nothing can be as it seems?  Are these memories real, or are they the product of a lonely boy who read a lot of fantasy books, whose heart was broken, and whose preference was to lose himself in a made-up world rather than face the reality of his own?

 

 

The boy befriends Lettie Hempstock, a girl living on the farm, but Lettie seems to know things that she has no way of knowing, and as the boy is drawn deeper and deeper into a world he doesn’t fully understand, Lettie is there to guide him through the dangerous twists, turns and revelations that are hiding in plain sight.  When he accidentally lets go of Lettie’s hand in the woods, he has no idea that in doing so he has invited a creature in from the edge, created a worm hole and ripped his already broken heart into shreds.  As the monster from the edge manipulates her way into the boys family and causes dark ructions between him and his dad, we are invited to question which one of them is the monster after all, for the boy must face extreme choices if he ever wants his world to return to normal.  

 

 

The Ocean At The End Of The Lane refuses to stick to the signposted path of one genre and forages through multiple elements of the supernatural, magic, and fantasy, but it is paradoxically also very rooted in deeply human complex emotions.  It is equally witty, heart wrenching, and freakishly scary in places too.  The element of surprise and the fluidity of inventiveness guarantee that you never have any clue what is coming.  For a modern-day audience to be so malleable is testament to the power of this production.

 

 

I am someone who still reads my favourite childhood books all the time for comfort and escapism, so to be indulged with references and direct dialogue from such books throughout this story, hooked me and locked me into the notion of becoming lost in a world other than the one facing you, one where the impossible is perfectly possible and waiting to be explored.  After all, isn’t that what stories are meant to do?  It is a genius approach and as a child and adult whose head was and is always stuck in a book, it makes me feel better about falling down the rabbit hole, walking through wardrobe doors, and only eating porridge that is just right.

 

 

The production of this show is out of this world- literally!  The use of psychological illusion, slight of hand, magic, and the manipulation of our instinctual primal fears all combine to redefine theatre.  There is a creature in the story called the Flea, and my goodness, it is unbelievable.  I don’t even know what to call the creation of this character.  To say it is puppetry would give you a preconception that is so far removed from the reality presented.  It is puppetry on steroids that has morphed and blurred the lines of truth and fiction.  You know it’s not real, except you blindly believe it is.  The way the ensemble manipulates this creature is phenomenal and its design is such that you never know where its head will emerge from, or which part of the creature will take dominance next.

 

 

 Equally, the magical elements also leave you baffled as you watch one character appear from nowhere and yet from everywhere all at the same time in a scene where the boy is terrorised by the now human form of the flea.  As the audience are repeatedly plunged into darkness, and cast members appear from everywhere, you feel your adrenalin kick in and it is more than the brilliance of the show that leaves you pinned to the edge of your seat.  You watch in awe as people fly, are bewitched and dragged across the stage by invisible forces, and gasp with awe as you suddenly find yourself in the middle of the ocean as it literally washes over your head!  Trees move, lights blind, and stomachs churn as a sequence depicts the brutal shredding of one of the characters in such a gruesomely perfect way, you feel both impressed and traumatised at the same time.  And as much as I could gush about this production forever – and I will – I can’t bring myself to reveal anymore spoilers here.  You need to discover the fear, the thrill and the fantasy for yourself.

 

 

Neil Gaiman is a much-loved writer, creating over 45 books, novels and short stories.  They have been adapted for film, television and theatre, and are known and loved worldwide.  With whopping hits such as Stardust, Coraline, and The Sandman, it is difficult to find anyone who hasn’t been entertained in one form or another by the brilliance of his unique and individual imagination.  He inspires people (and possibly creatures from another world) with his ability to look at life through new eyes time and time again, encouraging life forms of all ages to question the boundaries between the world we know and the ones we have yet to discover.  The Ocean At The End Of The Lane has been adapted for stage by Joel Horwood, and directed by Katy Rudd.  The result is astounding. 

 

 

The Ensemble (capital E because they deserve status) of this cast are unbelievable.  Not only do they change set and scenery whilst making each movement of a chair or a dolls head another intricate moment of storytelling, they are the force behind much of the magic, from the evolution of the ‘flea’ to the birth of the ocean, to the most believable forest I’ve ever seen, where hands stick to faces the same way we would become entangled in the overgrown and unkempt fairy tale woods.  Their sublime movement allows them to creep up and appear, well – as if by magic, and the balletic meets contemporary style with which they glide effortlessly yet powerfully throughout the performance both enhance and guide the entire show.  The outstanding creative team of costume and puppet designer Samuel Wyer, puppetry director Finn Caldwell, movement director Steven Hoggett, magic and illusions director & designer Jamie Harrison, composer Jherek Bischoff, set designer Fly Davis, lighting designer Paule Constable and sound designer Ian Dickinson are the Holy Grail.  I’m just putting it out there that I would love for them to combine forces again and produce a breakout show because I have already put the money aside for my ticket should this ever happen!

 

 

Keir Ogilvy (Restless Natives, No Future) as Boy and Millie Hikasa (Another F***ing Play About Race, Macbeth) as Lettie are at the heart of the story, beautifully allowing the worlds of reality and imagination to be questioned and redesigned.  A glorious partnership, where innocence meets the unexplained and simply accepts it as truth without question.  Their performances are so naturally real that you are able to believe in the unbelievable.  Ogilvy will carry your heart in his hand for the whole show as he takes us on his emotive journey, and even though it will be handed back to you at the end, it will have been reshaped and altered, carving out a space for a little childlike illusion in our own adult world.

 

 

Charlie Brooks (Eastenders, Streetcar Named Desire, Lie With Me) is devilishly brilliant as the ‘flea’ witch Ursula / Skarthach.  She masters the fine balance of overt kindness foreboding into sinister, and commands such an air of unhinged danger that the hairs standing to attention on your arms, your elevated heart rate and the cold slither of anticipation wracking your body solidify the power and strength of her performance.  Finty Williams (The Key Workers Cycle, Twelfth Night, The A List) as Old Mrs. Hempstock is not only everything you want the wise all-knowing mystical character to be, but her humour and delivery is so cleverly routed in our world that her performance is entirely relatable for even the most cynical of adults who refuse to believe in anything other than what they see in front of them.  She has some of the most beautifully written, thoughtful and purposeful lines in the whole play and they are spoken with such regard that your ears stretch a little to ensure you take in everything she says.  A sublime performance. 

 

 

Trevor Fox (Curious Incident Of The Dog In The Night-Time, The Pitman Painters) as Dad not only switches accents, ages, and personality throughout his performance, he does it all with crystal clear clarity so that at no point are you left confused or disorientated.  He has a brilliant manner of delivering his lines with all the qualms and qualities of natural speech, making it feel like he is someone you could know, entwining you further still into the story.  Kemi-Bo Jacobs as Ginnie Hempstock and Laurie Ogden as Sis complete the main cast with outstanding, and quite opposite performances, from the worldly wise, to the innocent and naive.

 

 

The Ocean At The End Of The Lane not only takes you to the edge of reality but it free falls you into an unparalleled world of storytelling and theatre where the only limit is your own imagination.  It has thrown down the gauntlet of what is achievable not just in stagecraft, but in how far you can take your audience.  Most theatre relies on the audience suspending some level of disbelief, but Ocean fully submerges you into believing and accepting what is in front of you, with the same enthusiastic and untouched vigour that allowed you to believe whole heartedly in rabbit holes, Narnia, and magic.  Simply put, it is ground-breaking and as I said at the start, I have never seen anything like it.  It is an experience worth sharing with those you love because you know you have just shared something special, something you will remember for ever.  What a perfect Christmas gift and a truly magical way to top a year of theatre.  The Ocean At The End Of The Lane deserves all the stars in our universe and beyond.

 

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Claus - The Musical

Claus The Musical - The Lowry, Salford - Friday 16th December 2022

You can’t help but form ideas about things you don’t know.  It’s the way our brain tries to make sense of the world.  We do it when we speak to someone on the phone that we’ve never met by imagining what they look like, we do it when we pass judgement on the child who appears to be having a tantrum in the middle of a supermarket when we have no background to the truth of the situation, and most of the audience did it tonight with Claus The Musical.  We thought had a vague idea of what we were coming to watch this evening, and were intrigued, fascinated and surprised to be presented with something totally unexpected that makes you view Christmas in a whole new way.  This inventive and imaginative take on everyone’s childhood hero puts love and selflessness right at the heart of the show and is the driving force throughout, empowering the legend that is Claus to be born.

 

 

Claus is engaging and immersive from the second you walk into the theatre.  Make sure to get to your seat in plenty of time as the cast work their way through the theatre, interacting with the audience, encouraging children to help with the numerous ribbon style buntings that are being draped across the auditorium, and watching in awe as sheets, props and even a pretend baby are lowered from the higher tiers.  The cast happily chat away with you, and this is a wonderfully exciting and welcoming way to enter the theatre and create the presence of warmth, love, acceptance, inclusion and family – all themes that run beautifully throughout the show.

 

 

As Claus officially begins, a narrator leads us into the story of ‘how the boy became a Man and how the Man became a legend’, and it all starts deep within the magical Forest of Burzee.  We are quickly introduced to the concept that the forest is inhabited by nymphs, fairies, knooks and Ryls, each of whom have their own unique skillset and cohabit to keep their world safe.  Mystical character names of the Kings, Queens and leaders are introduced and there is a lot of information to wrap your head around in a short space of time, trying to remember and follow which character belongs to which forest community, what their names are, and what their powers are, so I felt a little bewildered.  It transpires that a baby has been abandoned in the forest and Necile, assistant to the Queen (I think) wants to keep it and raise it as her own.  No human has ever been allowed to live in the forest of Burzee before so this is voted on by all the communities and it is agreed he can stay so long as he stays away from the dark side of the forest.

 

 

But as Claus grows into a young and curious boy, his natural desire to explore a forbidden area takes over and he encounters King Awgwa, enemy to everyone and everything Claus has been raised with.  King Awgwa repeatedly tries to kidnap Claus and raise him as his own, but Claus wants to visit the human world with his own King Ak.  It is during these visits that Claus learns the power of kindness and generosity, particularly with children and starts making toys to bring them pleasure.  In return, they are happier and behave better, else they simply won’t get a toy!  But King Awgwa cannot leave things be and so in his shape shifting form, and ability to stay hidden from humans, he finally kidnaps Claus and manipulates children everywhere into being naughty.  Beside herself, Necile sets off to find her missing son, and offers herself in his place.  But kindness always wins and as Claus discovers the reasons behind King Awgwa’s behaviour and offers him redemption, we are transfixed as we watch the enchanting tale of how Claus becomes the Santa Claus we all know and love today.  Based on ‘The Life And Adventures Of Santa Claus’ by L. Frank Baum (The Wonderful Wizard Of Oz) Claus is a heartening prequel to the legend we all grew up with, providing an enchanting backstory to the man who spreads the miracle of Christmas across our skies and into our hearts.

 

 

The set and staging of Claus are glorious.  It is like a magical playground, with balconies to climb, poles to slide down, cubby holes to hide in, and ledges to jump off and over.  It really does provide a playful vibe and combined with the lighting and intricate costumes, it is so easy to believe you are indeed in the enchanting forest of Burzee.  Stewart J. Charlesworth (set & costume designer) and Aaron J. Dootson (lighting designer) have collaborated so beautifully to create a seamless and believable setting that allow the entire show to come to life.  The ingenious use of otherwise bland props throughout this production is brilliant.  In particular, the use of a ladder is transformative throughout, permitting the nooks and crannies of the forest, a bed, and even Claus’ sleigh!  Characters are able to climb it when it is supported only via other actors, and I became engaged simply by wanting to see how it would be utilised next. 

 

 

Shadow puppetry is also used to help guide the story onwards, and the blending of storytelling techniques only add to the folk tale essence.  Small coloured flashlights create moments of serenity and beauty, ribbons define boundaries and areas of danger, swathes of white material engulf the stage in winter snow, and simple but effective costume changes allow this talented cast to play more than one role throughout, culminating in a true ensemble piece.  There was a lot of detailed work with the extended tail of Shiegra the lion, with other cast members controlling it independently and whilst it was fascinating to watch, and I’m sure it had meaning in the original story, I didn’t understand what that meaning was as I don’t think it was mentioned.  Apologies if it was and I missed it.  I only mention it as I wanted to know and follow every element of this magical story.  

 

 

New musicals create new songs and Andy Collyer has provided the musical theatre world with a whole host of new and mesmerising melodies.  As in any musical, you can’t help but have a few favourites and for me they were the heart melting A Mother’s Love, the fun and rebellious Only If You’re Good, and the spine tingling A Star On A Christmas Night.  What I particularly loved about the music was the intricate and beautiful harmonies and Christmas choir feel they provided, convincing me that this music will stand the test of time.  Georgie Buckland as Necile had the privilege of singing A Mother’s Love, and we had the privilege of hearing her.  Her voice is crystal clear and despite playing a mythical wood nymph, her acting was completely natural, and she set the perfect tone to take us on this wonderful journey.  Harry Winchester was so likeable as Claus and embodied the different stages of his life with ease.  He seemed so natural and relaxed on stage that it was a pleasure to watch.

 

 

Jazz Evans was a fantastic baddie that we love to hate, then love again as King Awgwa.  The physicality, voice, energy and delivery of dry humour provided a perfect contrast to all the love from the other characters and created the ideal balance to stop the show from being too sickly sweet, without it equally pulling away from the strong message of love and kindness.  This is actually quite a heavy demand for just one character but with a Rik Mayall style delivery, it was brilliantly achieved, and the most interesting character for me.  Alwyne Taylor guided us warmly as the Narrator and felt like our safe pair of hands in this magical forest.  Always there, always smiling, always exuding warmth, she played a pivotal role throughout the entire production.  Junior Delius commanded the stage as Ak and was entirely believable as the King of the forest.  Chris Draper as Will Knook provided comedy with the amusing grumpy character and fun responses.  Jessica Lim was agile as Shiegra, with charming movement and a lovely partnership with Claus.  Michael Kholwadia as Ryl Prince, Mari McGinlay as Zurline and Corrine Priest as The Fairy Queen completed the main cast and exuded talent, whilst Nic Cain, Emily George, Simon Oskarssonand, and Emily Tang completed the ensemble with strength and each with an individual flair.  Every cast member brought something unique to this production, and their ability to consistently switch roles without any confusion to the audience is a credit to both their talent and the direction of Kate Golledge.

 

 

The first half of Claus is full of folk tale style imagination, creating a fantasy world that is reminiscent of A Midsummer Night’s Dream, where magic, fairies and mythical creatures are alive with a spirit of wonder and goodness.  It is very dreamy, very calming, very fabled.  The second half feels much more about Christmas, with a different kind of magic filling the air, an anticipation, and a beautiful spirit and joy that we all want to feel at this time of year.  Just when you think the story has come to its natural conclusion, there is a wonderful surprise right at the end that even the most earnest audience member didn’t foresee, and it leaves you overflowing with that squishy warm sigh of love and joy, and for me with a little bit of unexpected emotion.  Claus is a very different take on the story of Christmas, and even though I started out a little overwhelmed, I was completely won over by the end.  I would advise it is for children no younger than 6 for there is a lot of story to absorb, and it takes until the end to reach the Claus they know and love, but for anyone older, it is worth going on the journey and truly getting to know the man, the myth, and the legend that is Claus.  

WE SCORE CLAUS THE MUSICAL...



 

 

The Pantomime Adventures of Peter Pan - Opera House, Manchester - Tuesday 13th December 2022

THE PANTOMIME ADVENTURES OF PETER PAN IS THE PERFECT TONIC TO WHISK YOU INTO AN UNTOUCHABLE BUBBLE OF HAPPINESS, JOY AND ESCAPISM!

It’s finally here!  The pantomime to knock all other pantomimes out of the park!  I may not have secured the elusive Peter Kay tickets, but I am beside myself that I did get panto tickets starring two other Northern legends of comedy – Jason Manford and Ben Nickless!  Throw in a West End standard cast, epic tunes, insane production values, the best of our British panto traditions, and a magical Christmas vibe that has left me grinning like the train strikes got cancelled and sighing the contented sigh of mini me receiving not only Rainbow Bright and Twink Sprite but a pair of rainbow roller skates for Christmas too, and the result is one heck of a night that you will be talking about for a very long time!  I am lucky enough to be returning to this show later in its run and bringing 110 members of my drama academy, and I cannot wait!   I feel like I’m sharing the elixir of life because The Pantomime Adventures Of Peter Pan is the perfect tonic to whisk you into an untouchable bubble of happiness, joy, and escapism.  So, take ‘the second star on the right and straight on till morning’ until you reach the place that you are absolutely meant to be this Christmas.  




The Pantomime Adventures Of Peter Pan
continues a few years after the story we think we know finishes.  Peter has sent Tink to ask for Wendy’s help as Neverland seems to be running out of magic.  He can no longer fly, pixie dust is disappearing, and Mermaid Lagoons waterfall is drying up quicker than the turkey leftovers on Boxing Day.  As Wendy returns to Neverland, we discover that things aren’t as we left them, and may never even have been as we thought we knew them at all!




Smee (Ben Nickless) is no longer on team Hook (Jason Manford) but is now Peter's best friend instead.  Hook, who we thought was eaten by the crocodile, actually escaped and in an Eastenders type ‘dun dun dun dun’ plot twist moment, we learn that once upon a pirate, he actually used to be a lost boy himself!  As we hear Hooks version of events, which involves accusations of Peter gaslighting him (it was Peter after all who did the bad deeds of feeding Hook to a crocodile and chopping his hand off, yet Hook was painted as the bad guy) Hook wants revenge and recalls members of his old crew to help him.  With Smee working as a double agent, will Peter, Wendy and Tink stop Hook from dominating Neverland?  Will they figure out why the magic is disappearing?  And will the audience ever get the hang of booing the baddie when all you want to do is cheer because it’s Jason Manford?!   





Jason Manford of course needs no introductions but I’m going to give them anyway because it’s my review and I want to!  Whether you know him as a multi-award-winning stand-up comedian, a musical theatre star, from television shows such as Starstruck and Scarborough, as a writer, a presenter on TV and radio, or even as a Hedgehog, know him you will, for he has to be one of the hardest working and nicest people in showbiz!  The man never stops, and he thoroughly deserves the love bouncing around the theatre for him this evening.  The Pantomime Adventures Of Peter Pan is his panto debut and what an absolutely, blinking brilliant debut it is!  On paper, it’s an obvious pairing for such an all-round, seasoned performer, and the reality not only met the incredibly high expectations, but had the audience eating out of the palm of his hand…..sorry – his Hook!





No matter which version of Jason Manford you champion, you will get it in this show.  He effortlessly switches between Hook and Jason so that we can reap the benefits of both his musical theatre training, whilst simultaneously feeling like you’ve bagged a free ticket to one of his stand-up tours.  His natural rapport with an audience sparkles more than his glittery costume and his observational, family friendly humour is inclusive for the whole audience, with any innuendo being pitched so perfectly that the adults can enjoy the show on a different level, whilst the kids are blissfully unaware and are innocently wrapped up in the sheer joy that laughter brings.  For such a huge star, he never once makes it feel like ‘The Jason Show’ and is a respectful and respected cast member like any other throughout the entire performance. 




And for anyone who follows Mr. Manford, you’ll be thrilled to know that his current charitable project ‘Assembly Bangers’ makes an appearance and will have you humming all the way home.  His rendition of ‘Cry Me A River’ was stunning and gave me sprout bumps (like goosebumps, but more Christmassy) and his partner work with Ben Nickless is genius!  They compliment each other so much, it’s an utter joy to watch them and you feel like you’re watching two of your own mates just having a giggle and you are welcome to join in.  All I’m going to say is that Ball & Boe teamed up to do a tour, so I don’t see why we can’t have the comedy version with Manford & Nickless!  I guarantee it would be a sell out and if I haven’t convinced you already, wait till you see them both dressed as mermaids wearing talking coconut bras! 

 



Ben Nickless
needs no introductions round these parts either.  A Manchester Opera House Panto regular and BGT finalist, I know many people who book their panto tickets every year solely on the strength that he is in it, and with good reason because he is hilarious.  A natural rapport with kids of every age, a brilliant comedian, an incredible impersonator, a wonderful singer, and a natural leader, Ben guides us through panto land with funny bones and a warmth that makes him instantly likeable.  He has even added magic tricks to talents and there isn’t a second he is on stage that you won’t be left in awe at just how talented he is.  He makes everything seem so natural and his ‘topical rap’ is so up to date and current that he makes it ok to laugh at the rubbish stuff as well as the fun stuff. 




We are treated to one of his brilliant singing impersonation acts, which he also performed on BGT, and audience members of every age find themselves wiping tears away at not only his ability to morph into so many different people at the switch of a picture, but also the humour that he brings to each character.  Where else could you find Boris Johnson singing alongside Scooby Doo, Homer Simpson and Gary Barlow?  Well actually, the way things are going – never say never I guess!  His energy is infectious and the entire theatre was his for the taking, and take it he did.  This audience were thrilled to be taken on a Ben Nickless journey and I hope there is never a Manchester panto that doesn’t star his phenomenal talent.   

 



The other characters are played by Jessica Croll (Grease, Hairspray) as Wendy, Samara Casteallo (Tina Turner The Musical, Matilda, Dreamgirls) as Tink and Ross Carpenter (Book Of Mormon, Kinky Boots In Concert, Saturday Night Fever) as Peter Pan.  Each sing and dance with such youthful energy and exude such pure joy that they make their mark and stand out in their own right amidst two powerful stars.  Samara Casteallo has an angelically beautiful voice and such a warm smile that she is perfectly cast to bring a little bit of magic and belief to the children, and her flying is so elegant I actually heard a young girl sat near me say with pride “I want to be like her!”  I think that is the best compliment I can give.  Jessica Croll duets with Samara throughout, creating lovely moments of friendship.  It is great to see her leading the troops in their plight against Hook, and even though this is pantomime, Jessica somehow manages to keep the strength of a female leader without turning it into a ’bit of fun’.  Ross Carpenter bounds across the stage like a duracell bunny, and his dance turns and spins are incredible!  Again, he never stopped smiling and his dance breaks were brilliant.  His fight scene with Hook was really fun to watch and the timing was spot on.




A huge shout out also goes to The Acromaniacs (Sam Brimicombe, Richard Cadle, Thomas Judge-Kynock, Chris Rait), a comedic tumbling, flipping and jaw dropping team of acrobatics who astounded us with their genius routines.  Their agility, timing, skill and stage presence is outstanding and was such a treat for the audience.  I think it’s the first time I’ve ever seen a troupe such as this included in a pantomime and now I have, I ask myself why haven’t I seen it before, because it brought a whole new dynamic to the show and thoroughly entertained us.  A trampette, box and crash mat are used to create routines that rely on split second timing and will leaving you rubbing your eyes in disbelief at what they achieve.  They even get Ben Nickless in on the action and really use their unique skills to not only mesmerise, but to continue the laughter and the joy.  You have to see these guys in action to believe it!




The Pantomime Adventures Of Peter Pan
is so much more than a pantomime.  I’ll be honest, it was like a mini variety show for it had everything.  From the Disney style opening original number, complete with neon costumes and masks, to a Ben Nickless stand -up comedy routine, we are led into an Elvis number by Jason Manford.  This transcends directly into a Jason Manford stand-up piece, before we are sprinkled with magic tricks, acrobats, exuberant choreographed numbers, sword fighting, impressions, and audience interaction.  This show could even come with a warning of ‘those in the first few rows may get wet!’  The first half finishes with an absolute showstopper moment, where dancers fill the aisles and we meet the crocodile up close and personal!  I won’t give anything away here but it is a very special moment and left the audience buzzing.  The second half continues to dazzle with every style of entertainment imaginable, and some you would never have been able to dream up in a million years, before we are treated to the epic panto version of ‘The Twelve Days Of Christmas’.  What a corker!  This is why Britain loves pantomime!  Where else can you fling toilet rolls around and call it entertainment?!  But entertainment it is, of that there is never any doubt. 




With costumes that dazzle, sets that transport to numerous magical locations including a lagoon, and a pirate ship, technical aspects that not only allow characters to fly but provide a showstopping crocodile, lighting that literally illuminates the entire theatre with starlight, an incredible cast, a sensational creative team led by director Guy Unsworth, all brought together by the world’s biggest pantomime producers Crossroads Pantomimes, the only thing you are left wanting is to watch it all over again!  Luckily for me I get to do that on 29th December!  Heck, they even make it snow without you having to freeze your Christmas baubles off!




In a week where I got whacked by an elderly lady’s walking stick in M&S because ‘Margaret was getting on her nerves’, got shouted at by a stranger in Poundland for standing too close to him (no it wasn’t Sting), was forced to cancel some drama classes because my Crohns Disease wanted to say ‘Merry Christmas ya filthly animal’, and had an incident with a hairdryer that gave me a mild concussion, The Pantomime Adventures Of Peter Pan has not only picked me back up and restored my fizz for life, but it has reinvigorated me and reminded me of everything that I love and everything that I am.  How can you ask for more than that?  It really is a tonic.  This show is full of the most joyous kind of love and laughter there is.




Through all the festive fun, it also has a genuine message regarding the power of laughter for emotional health and reminds us that if we all think good thoughts then maybe just maybe, we can change things for the better.  So, I cannot stress this enough – don’t think you know what this panto is like because you went to panto as a kid.  This is not in the same league.  It’s not even in the same universe!  It’s like when you’re fobbed off with oven chips instead of chippy chips - they may be called the same thing, but they’re nothing like each other and we all know it.  There is absolutely nothing to dislike about this show in my humble opinion.  You will laugh till a little bit of wee comes out, join in with an enthusiasm you thought had been lost during the covid years, and leave full of spirit, not just Christmas spirit, but the spirit of being alive, being with family and friends, and of the possibility that if we wish hard enough, a little bit of magic might just happen.

 

WE SCORE THE PANTOMIME ADVENTURES OF PETER PAN...







Matthew Bourne's Sleeping Beauty

Matthew Bourne's Sleeping Beauty - The Lowry, Salford - Wednesday 23rd November 2022

MATTHEW BOURNE'S SLEEPING BEAUTY HAS EVERYTHING A FAIRY TALE SHOULD HAVE, WITH A GENEROUS AND GLORIOUS GOTHIC EXTENSION!


Whilst I am all about the fairy tales in my life, I have to say that for me, this evening’s pull wasn’t the story Sleeping Beauty, but the choreographer Matthew Bourne.  To watch a Matthew Bourne show is to tick a major life goal off my bucket list, and as cheesy as it sounds, my life now feels richer for doing so.  As an eclectic mix of audience gathered in the warmth of the theatre, I felt the magic begin to wash over me and knew from the animated chatter that Matthew Bourne doesn’t just deliver ballet, he delivers an experience.
  



This is the 10th Anniversary production of Matthew Bourne’s Sleeping Beauty, and as it continues its tour of the UK, the phenomenal presence this show creates gives credence to its equally impressive touring history.  With previous performances in New York, Charlotte, Washington, Des Moines, Cleveland and LA in the United States, Seoul in South Korea, Singapore, Shanghai and Beijing in China and Tokyo in Japan, I simply don’t foresee an end to its brilliance.  Known as the Gothic Romance, an amalgamation of the various versions of the fairy tale of Sleeping Beauty are brought to life in true Bourne style.  New perspectives, twists, darkness, heightened tension, and a blend of dance styles interlock beautifully against the traditional Tchaikovsky music, ensuring power, excitement and adrenaline are a plenty.


A creative prodigy, multi award winning and OBE recipient Bourne is his own triple threat, encompassing the roles of creator, director and choreographer to sublime heights.  Conceived for his New Adventure’s dance-theatre company’s 25th anniversary, Sleeping Beauty completed his trinity of Tchaikovsky ballets alongside Nutcracker and Swan Lake.  With such re-imaginings, it is no wonder he is acknowledged as one of the UK’s most successful and popular choreographers and directors, and it is no wonder that even on a wet, cold, dark and miserable Manchester evening, he can still bring warmth, joy and happiness and entirely fill the Lyric Theatre.


Matthew Bourne’s
version of Sleeping Beauty transcends time, transporting us from the Edwardians, to the Victorians, to modern day.  As the dark fairy Carabosse provides the King & Queen with the baby they longed for, a dangerous resentment and anger seeps into her heart for she perceives she does not get the recognition she deserves.  In a fit of jealous rage, she places a sleeping curse upon Aurora.  The King and Queen, not wanting to risk any further influence from Carabosse, assign a nanny and some good fairies to watch over Aurora to try and prevent the curse from materialising.  As we then do our first time-hop, we pass over many years to where Carabosse is dead, but her son Caradoc is very alive and very determined to continue his mother’s evil plan.  Aurora’s coming-of-age is celebrated, and we discover her heart is not with noble suitors, but with the Gamekeeper Leo.  Enter Caradoc who ensures that Aurora pricks her finger on a cursed rose and falls into a sleeping curse lasting 100 years, before she can ever marry her love.  So, what does one do in such circumstances?  The fairy King turns Leo into an immortal fairy vampire of course, guaranteeing that he will still be alive in 100 years to provide true loves kiss which will break the spell.  This takes us into our last time-hop where the Aurora and Leo are finally reunited.  But Bourne’s Sleeping Beauty does not end as you might expect.  It is not a case of true loves kiss ends the story.  Far from it.  This production has so much more story to tell, and it is full of gripping twists and turns, leaving you teetering on the edge of your seat.



The introduction of Cardoc into this version of the story is absolutely brilliant for it provides a sustained battle of good versus evil with the added valour of testosteronal pride at stake.  It also allows for a sneaky surprise towards the end just when you think everyone is about to get their happily ever after, and it even provoked an audible gasp from the audience.  I just love it!  I’ll say no more but instead do a little time travel of my own and go back to the beginning of the story to mention the puppetry, which I wasn’t expecting and was a welcomed surprise.  Baby Aurora is indeed a puppet and controlled in such a magical way by the performers that you don’t even notice or see them.  It is dramatic, funny, and outstanding work that will have you enraptured and guarantee you not only laugh out loud but find the ironic humour in the fact that a puppet is demanding all eyes be on her!
 


The individual dances of all the fairies are outstanding as they deliver their virtues and personalities with vigour.  This allows for a melting pot of dance styles and is an exemplary way to highlight how dance is indeed a universal language.  The detail and thought put into every single second of this production mean that you could watch it time and time again and still be noticing things.  Dancers look through records in time to the beat, waltz with picnic blankets whilst stood at the side of the stage, even the stage lights are decorated with fairy wings!  Dream like sequences battle with magical ones.  Love scenes clash with violent attacks, and heartache is blinded by perseverance.  Whether the dancing be solo, partnered or ensemble, the strength, power, dedication, and trust shines through like a shooting star.


The staging is everything you could want from both a fairy tale and a dramatic gothic tale.  Castles, dark forests, and seedy nightclubs also guarantee that the different eras are wonderfully represented in a production that dazzles with detail and feeds the senses more deeply than the bite of any poisoned apple.  Ok, I know that is a different fairy tale, but you get my point.  The use of clever perspective within the set creates a larger world beyond the stage, and we glide from scene to scene with the use of conveyors which the dancers utilise with impressive effects.  Elements of story book moments are projected onto the scenery too, guiding you through the fairy tale in a humourous and concise way.


The costumes are, in a word, stunning.  They are quite possibly the ultimate fantasy of anyone who ever dreamed of fairies, magic, sparkly things and enchanted worlds.  If the costumes were alive, which they very may well be for they move with mesmerising clarity, they would tinkle, laugh rainbows and breath glitter.   From the shredded gothic fairy costumes, to the high brow societal, to the casual modern day, to the sleek and sophisticated club style, each costume theme has it’s own colour palette which perfectly flavoured its own atmosphere.  Beautiful.  Thank you Lez Brotherston for conceiving both the staging and the costumes.


The ultimate best bit though has to be the Bourne identity which is stamped all over this production.  An igniting and invigorating arrangement of classical, modern, inventive, and unique choreography, which has the power to make your heart drum along to every move, every pause, and every nuance.  There are many respectful nods to the original Petipa ballet moves in this piece, but the element of surprise is never far away with Bourne allowing the human body to speak in delicious and hypnotic ways.  Bourne’s dancers glide effortlessly, but for such light and graceful movers, they equally bring power, strength and an enigmatic style all of their own.  I almost don’t even want to try and describe it.  I simply want you to feel it. 


Ashley Shaw
has the expertise and glorious ability to take us on wonderful journey as we follow Aurora through her different stages, from rebellious and mischievous, to love struck, to enchanted.  Even when she is asleep, her control at being uncontrolled and completely floppy so to speak, is incredible.  Shaw is so expressive with her dance that she demands you understand everything her body is speaking.  Andrew Monaghan as Leo partners Shaw as if they were one.  An utterly believable couple on stage, they compliment each other and are so playful, delicate, and joyous together that your heart and soul are completely sucked into the fairy tale promise of loves young dream.  His solo upon entering the forest is a highlight as he seems to float on air through time and love.


Paris Fitzpatrick
brings a very different kind of presence to the stage, but an equally impressive one as both Carabosse and Caradoc.  His darkness penetrates the stage and he moves with a menacing fervour that commands attention. Dominic North, a long-standing member of the company, is phenomenal as King of the Fairies and effortlessly switches from gothic to regal, to vampire, to powerful avenger.  Even more impressive is that each transition is so natural, it’s only as I’m writing now that I am kind of going ‘Wooahhhh!  He literally did everything!’  The entire cast – including the elusive puppeteer(s) – are outstanding.  They are beyond dancers; they are masters of their art and profound story tellers.  With a fantastic mix of original cast members and a new, younger generation coming up through the ranks, a wealth of knowledge, experience, and youthful wisdom guarantee that this production will still be around to celebrate in another 10 years!


If you love your fairy stories, then you will love this re-imagined Sleeping Beauty.  It has everything a fairy tale should have, with a generous and glorious gothic extension courtesy of Bourne’s irrepressible imagination.  It is beautiful.  It sounds too simple to say that, but it really is.  I don’t know how to effectively put into the words the ‘ahhhh’ feeling I had in my heart throughout, but the nearest I can get is utter contentment.  I was completely swept away and bought into the entire experience from beginning to end.  Bourne’s re-imagining is enchanting and spellbinding and the most beautiful fairy tale for grownups you are ever likely to see.   

 

WE SCORE MATTHEW BOURNE'S SLEEPING BEAUTY...



 




Shakespeare’s Othello

Frantic Assembley's Othello at The Lowry, Salford - Tuesday 15th November 2022

FRANTIC ASSEMBLEY'S OTHELLO IS STRIKING, POWERFUL AND ONE OF THE BEST MODERN-DAY DRAMA PRODUCTIONS YOU'LL SEE!


Jealousy, justice, deception, treachery, race, isolation and incompatibility are just a few well known themes of Othello, one of Shakespeare’s ‘cooler’ plays with the younger generation. Mix in a tale of betrayal, manipulation and an awful lot of fighting with the equally cool and modern Frantic Assembly, then it’s fair to say I knew this wasn’t going to be any old production of our intelligent yet insecure military main man, but even with that in mind, I wasn’t prepared for just how much my mind was about to be blown. Othello is already bursting with relatable relationship messiness and action, so Frantic Assembly tapping into this timeless and enduring human reality with a 21st century make over may be the one relationship in Othello that has a future together. Set in a dark, dangerous and dated pub inhabited by a gang, with walls symbolically painted red, we immediately get the sense of a world that is of our time, making the characters, their decisions, and their lives a little more real.

 

 


Frantic Assembly
were formed with one thought; “Can you be terrified and fearless at the same time?”. Twenty-five years later and they have become one of the UK’s most successful and loved theatre company’s. Known for a commitment to creating brave and bold theatre, through an ethos of collaboration and empowerment, their resulting work is outstanding. They thrive on telling stories through new voices, achieving remarkable and inventive ways of doing so, and ensuring that creativity, particularly through physical movement has reshaped theatre in a positive and invigorating way. They are even studied on British and international educational syllabuses so if you have any young thespians in your house, chances are – they will be able to tell you all about Frantic Assembly.

 

This dedication to approaching storytelling from a fresh perspective has made this production of Othello engaging, powerful and one that will stay with you long after you have left the theatre. It doesn’t matter if you struggle to understand Shakespeare’s language because Frantic have brought it to life in a way that you will not only understand, but that you will feel and experience from deep within. It is so clever. At the same time, they stay dutifully and respectfully true the text, ensuring an understanding on a guttural level that you cannot forget or ignore.

 

 


This was evident in the eclectic mix of audience members for tonight’s performance. From those who were there because they loved Shakespeare, to those who were there because they loved Frantic Assembly, right down to those who were there because they were clearly studying it and had been made to attend. However, it is this last category that enthralled me the most because their excitement was palpable, their energy at being a part of live theatre was infectious, and as a drama tutor myself, I am thrilled to see our younger generation alive with expectation and appreciation of the arts.

 

 


In a nutshell,
Othello is the victim of Iago’s uncontrolled rage and jealousy as he discovers that he is overlooked for promotion. Iago knows that Othello secretly married Desdemona. He also knows that his friend Roderigo is in love with Desdemona himself, and lastly, he knows that Desdemona’s father would not approve of Othello. Iago uses his knowledge to stir up trouble for Othello as payback for keeping him in a low-ranking military position (or in this version, his right hand man in the gang). He tells Roderigo to keep chasing Desdemona, and he also tells her father about the secret marriage. Her father disowns her. Roderigo confesses to Iago that he doesn’t think he can woo Desdemona but Iago reassures him that he can. He then gaslights a fight between Roderigo and Cassio in which another soldier Montano is stabbed. Unaware of the full facts and Iago’s involvement, Othello blames Cassio and strips him of his officer status. Next, Iago gaslights Cassio, convincing him to enlist Desdemona’s help in convincing Othello to reinstate his status. But this is a ploy so that he can further gaslight Othello by dropping clonking hints that something is going on between Cassio and Desdemona because they are clearly plotting and have sweet secrets together. With doubts of jealously dropped into Othello’s mind, Iago becomes a mischief maker, ensuring there are many more moments where Othello can doubt his beloved wife. Fun fact – this is where our well-known phrase “the green-eyed monster” comes from when we refer to someone who is jealous. Lots of other stabbing later, Othello is consumed by Iago’s lies until they torture his mind so deeply that he murders Desdemona. Iago’s wife has a light bulb moment where she realises everything that Iago has been doing and so spills the beans. Iago doesn’t take that too well and so kills her too. Othello then kills himself as he can’t live with his mistakes. Sorry – no spoilers intended there, but it is Shakespeare – of course they all end up dead! If it helps, Cassio survives!



 


Michael Akinsulire
(Foundation, Trigger Point, Stephen) is magnificent at portraying every single one of Othello’s steely undercurrents. He encapsulates an incredible range of not only emotions, but states of being, from rage, jealously, lover, loner, violent, and remorseful to name just a few. His physicality is mesmerising, moving and masterful. Capable of instilling fear, capable of delivering love, his multifaceted performance brings the paradox of Othello to life in a way that allows you to understand this complex character more than ever before. He enables you to understand that Iago’s psychological abuse and the injustice he faces, bruise deeper than any of the attacks that take place.

 

Joe Layton (Marvels Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D, Tatau, Casualty) is beautifully vile as Iago, so convincingly so that a few audience members around me were talking about him as if he were a real person at the interval. This is the true mark of an actor. His ability to switch from sincerity to sneer is captivating, and his abundance of monologues were a highlight of the show.



 


Chanel Waddock
(Rock, Paper, Scissors, Hamlet, This Is Going To Hurt) is fantastically innocent as Desdemona, freeing her to be loving, flirtatious and heighten all the deceit around her. She has some excellent moments, and makes you pay attention to her early on, with one particular scene on top of a pool table. Some of the teenagers didn’t know where to look! Desire, loyalty, passion, confusion, trust, and pure devotion are her strengths, and sadly become her downfall. She is able to deliver chemistry with both the Othello and Cassio actors, but in completely different ways and it is stunning to watch.

 

Tom Gill (The New Tomorrow, Growing Pains, Dunsinane) as Cassio is excellent at playing a hot head, physically showing his unpredictability and ability to boil over at any given second. This makes everything he does exciting to watch for you know to expect the unexpected.

 

Oliver Baines as Montano, Felipe Pacheco as Roderigo, Hannah Sinclair Robinson as Bianca, Kirsty Stuart as Emilia, and Matthew Trevannion as Brabantion / Lodvico complete the cast and as Frantic Assembly work as a living breathing collaborative, it is fair to say that this is amplified by their cohesive work. They create and establish the scenes, ignite the set with all its possibilities, and ensure that physical theatre is ever present in this production. They are energetic, enigmatic, and create endless mind-blowing opportunities from the most ordinary of situations and objects. I promised I would give a special shout out to Oliver Baines who apparently is friends with and studied at college with two of my graduate drama students, which also means he studied at the same college as all of us at Manchester Theatres, so whoop whoop! Thrilled to see a local lad achieving remarkable work.



 


Scott Graham
and Steven Hoggett have adapted Othello into a thrilling and fearsome tale of the 21st century, enrapturing an entire new audience and eliciting fresh appreciation for our beloved Shakespeare. Once upon a time, it was only Shakespeare himself who could have managed such a task, so full kudos to our modern masters of storytelling. Pulsate this captivating re-telling with rejuvenating and funky music by Gareth Fry and Hybrid, let Natasha Chivers and Andy Purves loose with intoxicating lighting that subtly and psychologically sets the mood long before you are even aware of what is going on, give Laura Hopkins licence to design a fabulous set that keeps pace and almost dances along with the cast, and Frantic Assembly have done it again.

 

From moving with snooker canes, leaping on and off tables, sofas and tables, back flipping, front flipping, side flipping – you name it, they flip it – this cast are relentless with their physical ability. I can’t say it’s dance, because it is also gymnastics, and I can’t say it is gymnastics because it is also parkour, ariel and a little bit of magic. How Frantic Assembly do what they do is beyond me, and how they then have the breathing capacity to deliver Shakespeare with such control should surely be impossible. The trust involved is exemplary to us all and this element of teamwork alone is worth teaching on any National Curriculum. Every single nuance and second of this performance must be planned and rehearsed until it becomes as natural as breathing for otherwise, there would be several broken limbs. I am not exaggerating the superhuman powers involved I promise. Someone literally steps backwards off a table trusting that the others will be there in time to catch them!






Another brilliant choice was allowing all the actors to speak in their own reginal accents, many of which were Northern. This choice immediately broke down barriers of Shakespeare’s language as the sounds were familiar to us, and again were of this world in the here and now. In short, it made Shakespeare accessible. The final scene is the real showstopper in this production with some disturbing and graphic special effects during the fight scenes. The young audience were enraptured, audibly shocked and completely locked into the moment. I was also caught unawares and so am taking this opportunity to class myself as a young member of the audience! However, the update of the fighting to the use of baseball bats and people being glassed was clearly something that was believable and in the stratosphere of a modern audience, so this very clever update got the message across and truly ensured every set of eyes were glued to the stage. It was shocking, it was upsetting, it was brilliant.

 

This production of Othello is striking, powerful, and right up there with the best of any modern-day drama. I could genuinely go and watch it again tomorrow, and that’s a huge statement because even the biggest of Shakespeare lovers would be hard pushed to watch his demanding work two consecutive nights, yet Frantic Assembly somehow manage to respect Shakespeare whilst making it entirely their own. It is the perfect way to enjoy, understand and marvel at arguably one of the greatest writers that ever lived, as his work is rejoiced by the uber talented Frantic Assembly.

 

WE SCORE FRANTIC ASSEMBLY - OTHELLO...



 




Bugsy Malone

Bugsy Malone - Opera House, Manchester - Tuesday 8th November 2022

ENTER THE WORLD OF BUGSY MALONE - IT'S EVERYTHING THAT WE WANTED IT TO BE!

The splurge guns are in town, fully loaded and with a delicious back up of a cream pie for your face! What child of the 80’s didn’t dream of settling an argument with a little splurging? Heck, what adult doesn’t? Fast forward to 2022 and a whole new generation are getting ready to learn the joys of the best kind of innocent and messy fun ever invented! Add to that some crackin’ top tunes that even your musical theatre hater will know, weave in some youthful and naïve gangsters, and sprinkle a rose-tinted tale of a bygone era where prohibition ruled, and rules were made to be broken! Then, my friend, you have Bugsy Malone!


 

The speakeasy bar reigns supreme in New York during prohibition and is the perfect cover for anyone who may have a few side-lines in racketeering. So rival bar owners Fat Sam and Dandy Dan must make it clear to each other and everyone else, which one of them runs this town, and which bar will succeed. Each has its loyal customers, showgirls, and workers, and woe betide anyone who dares to cross over – they’ll face the splurging of a lifetime! These bars house gangsters, and gangsters ain’t afraid of getting their hands dirty after all. As we meet all the brilliant characters, a whole new world unfolds, but be careful who you talk to else you may just find yourself being pulled further and further into a dark and dangerous underworld. Bugsy Malone is just a driver after all, but with his Italian connections, charm, and aspirations to be a boxing promoter, it becomes increasingly difficult to stay out of trouble. As he falls for hopeful Hollywood actress Blousey during a visit to the bar, he does everything he can to ensure Fat Sam hires her, but as he becomes distracted by surprise attacks, and unwanted attention from Fat Sam’s girlfriend Tallulah, it’s fair to say that his path to true love certainly does not run smoothly. As Dandy Dans attacks increase, Bugsy helps Fat Sam to end this turf war once and for all. As a riotous cast of characters emerge, New York reveals the best and the worst of its mobsters, down and outs, showgirls, and boxers. But be in no doubt, for even though these gangsters are mini, they’re marvellously musical and mighty.


 

You can’t help but be drawn into the world of Bugsy Malone because Jon Bauser’s design ignites every spark, flame, and flurry of your imagination until you surrender and accept that you are now in downtown New York. Fat Sam’s speakeasy is a pulsing, living, breathing club, made even more believable by its realistic dingy outward surroundings of fire escapes, and alleyways. Inside, however, colour, vibrance, sequins and a rainbow glow bar welcome you with wilful abandonment of the rules. Props appear so flamboyantly yet with an equal subtlety, so intrinsically magical yet natural, that you feel alive with adrenalin. The clever use of contrast makes everything of importance pop right off the stage, with colourful scenery set against dark backdrops. It becomes a guessing game as to where the next piece of scenery or prop may appear from, because it is interwoven so seamlessly into the heart of the play and even the choreography itself, that it can quite literally appear from anywhere, including tables appearing from the sky! Add in dazzling costumes that shimmer yet also provide comedy as kids are dressed in pinstriped gangster suits, and you begin to realise that Bauser has cemented the design into the very heart of this show.


 

Bugsy Malone is famous for having a full cast of young actors playing grown-ups. That’s the whole point of the story – taking a very adult world and poking fun at it through the eyes of youth. We all remember certain performances from the film, and it’s a little like marmite – you either loved the concept or hated it. The idea of kids dressed up as adults and pretending to be in an adult world freaks the bejesus out of some people, but I think that this production has found a very simple and genius fix to this potential problem – cast both children and adults! The children are there to keep the story idea firmly in its routes by filling the main roles, but for the more adult moments, such as sexy showgirl dancing – adults take over. As a certain meercat would say, “It’s simples!” That is not to say that choreographer Drew McOnie has slunk away from difficulty – on the contrary! These are challenging routines that the children more than meet, just the appropriateness has been handled with care. There are those who would also argue that children cannot carry a production of this size. These people need to be splurged! These children are professionals, end of. The infamous music by Paul Williams is brought to life by a stella cast of all ages and they will charm you, warm your wintery heart, and give you the feel good factor.


 

Bugsy is brought to life in a charming and persuasive manner by Gabriel Payne. He is funny, loveable and cheeky, and leads a fantastic dance routine with ‘Down & Outs’. Payne is not only incredibly talented and knows how to play with his voice for comic effect, but he just has the ‘it’ factor too. Albie Snelson steals the show as Fat Sam. It is an absolutely stella performance by any standard, let alone from a young actor. Everything he does is spot on, with impeccable comedic timing, the ability to ad-lib hilariously and hold an entire theatre audience in the palm of his hand. Snelson is a star! Blousy is played by Delilah Bennett-Cardy and has a stunning voice. Her solo ‘I’m Feeling Fine’ makes it hard to believe that she is still a youngster for it is not only beautifully sung, but so emotive that you may find you leak a tear or two. Fayth Ifil opens the show as Tallulah and immediately lets the audience know that these kids aren’t messing around and that we need to take them seriously as she is commanding, elegant and full of sass. Dandy Dan is brought to us courtesy of Desmond Cole and he is brilliant at portraying the laid back, dangerous mobster. He provides Dan with a subtle air of arrogance that allows all to know just who is in charge of this town. Aidan Oti and Cherry Mitra play Fizzy and Lena / Babyface and whilst they both bring the cute factor by being the smallest members of the cast, they equally prove they are both more than capable of holding the stage on their own and create gorgeously memorable moments. Every member of this young cast has the most outstanding and convincing New York accents, and not once is a single word or sound dropped. It’s remarkable.


 

Director Sean Holmes has done a wonderful job of blending a cast of two halves, ensuring a cohesive team and performance throughout. The comedy asides and timing are just brilliant and for children to have mastered this skill is credit to his leadership. Before watching this production, I kept hearing on the musical grapevine that an impressive car chase scene takes place. This scene is not the typical smash ‘em up style piece I was envisaging though, but a rather ingenious method of storytelling that will leave you buzzing as it draws a close to the first half. Strobe lighting, stop motion, choreography, humour, mime, and physicality fuel the chase, guaranteeing you cannot wait for the second half to begin. Another wow moment is ‘So you wanna be a boxer?’. All I will say is that it’s an absolute “What the?!? How are they keeping that going?!” piece. Ensemble pieces are always showstoppers if done well but saying this was ’done well’ is like saying Lowry liked to scribble a bit! I’ll be honest, I’m exhausted just remembering the high impact energy of this number and feel I need a sit down and a bar of chocolate just to continue writing! Punchbags, sparring in canon, acrobatic flips, skipping routines, formations spiralling around the whole stage, and creative lighting casting means there is most definitely power in numbers. Mohamed Bangura leads the routine as Leroy and is not only funny, but entirely convincing as a light footed, quick thinking boxer who wants to be anything but a boxer!


 

‘Bad Guys’ is literally everything I love about musical theatre and the audience couldn’t wait to join in clapping. The build up of the canon song is tingling with anticipation and comedy brilliance until you have a full blown showstopping number on your hands. Lights, dance, detailed facial expressions, pizazz, and sheer xdcjksdhfuvhnsvcchdcao – because I just can’t find the words to relay the joy, so I made one up! There are wonderful moments throughout the whole production, and one that kept me on my toes and jumping like a baby was every time knuckles cracked his knuckles! Eeek! That sound will haunt me, but it did make me laugh, and made a few people around me laugh too as I freaked out. It’s my nails down a blackboard sound unfortunately for me, but brilliant for comedy.


 

Bugsy Malone has been done before and it will be done again, but right here, right now, this cast and production fills the theatre with fun, energy, and a cool vibe that is fitting for all ages. I am taking 40 of my drama students to watch the show tomorrow night and I was a little ‘eehhh’ about watching it two nights on the run, but I can honestly say that I am now raring to go and do it all again. The finale alone will ensure that your toes are a tapping, your head is a bopping, and your hands are a clapping, and give you an uncontrollable urge to be a part of the fun on stage. It will make you feel ten years younger just by being there and leave any young audience members feeling they can conquer the world. So, grab your spats, your pinstriped suits, your trilbys and feather boas and mosey on down to The Opera House. Expect a revival of water pistols or soak blasters this week though but stay out of range for you may just find they aren’t filled with water! To splurge or not to splurge – that is the question!

 

WE SCORE BUGSY MALONE...



 

Disney's The Lion King - Palace Theatre, Manchester - Tuesday 1st November 2022


MANCHESTER IS FEELING THE LOVE OF THE LION KING - LONG LIVE THE KING!


“Nannnnnsss igonnnniyaaaa! Baggabitinaaahhhh, sita ummmmm benya bahhh”

 

 

If those garbled bunch of letters above, which I can assure you bear no actual resemblance to the real lyrics, mean anything to you at all, then right now you will be picturing a glorious sun rise, deers tilting their heads in the morning glow and birds soaring across a flame lit horizon. That is the power of The Lion King! That is what will give you goosebumps on your goosebumps within the first few seconds of the show starting, and that is why you simply have to be a part of the Disney magic. I go to the theatre A LOT, for both work and pleasure, and I cannot think of another show where just one song in I have tears rolling down my cheeks at the sheer abundance of joy, and the overwhelming nature of my emotions at the spectacular experience I have just encountered. It is incomparable and as you reconnect with that excited inner child as your imagination is ignited, you simply will not know where to look or fathom how to take in everything presented before you. It is the most joyous encounter where nature meets theatre magic, and it is right here in Manchester! No wonder it was announced earlier this week that The Lion King has extended its already epic run till the 11th March 2023, making Manchester it’s home for a whopping 19 weeks! I don’t need to eat right? Or heat my house? I can just keep returning to watch it time and time again!

 

 

So, unless you have been living under Pride Rock then you will know the story of The Lion King, and if you’re anything like my family, will have re-enacted its scenes with the younger members countless times. Mufasa is King of the Pride Lands and as he announces the birth of his son and future King Simba at a ceremony, the animals rejoice. Mufasa rules with a respectful command and adheres to the balance of nature and the circle of life, ensuring he is admired by all. All except his brother Scar that is, who has suppressed his bitter jealousy for years in the hope that one day he will take over as King, but now Simba has been born, that day will never come. As Simba playfully practises his hunting with friend Nala, Scar is plotting his death. Time after time Scar tries and fails to make Simba disappear, so when Mufasa runs to rescue Simba from a stampede created by Scar, he grasps the opportunity to kill Mufasa. A traumatised Simba believes Scar when he is told it’s his fault the King is dead and he must run. Run and never return. Enter Timone and Pumba who unknowingly raise the future King, until one day Nala shows up looking for help as Scar has over hunted and decimated the Pride Lands. As they fall in love, this loyal and quirky army head back to claim what is rightfully Simba’s. Lots of roaring later, Simba wins, has a son of his own, and the circle of life continues. It’s all a bit Hamlet and it’s all a bit brilliant.

 

 

The stage production of The Lion King was ground breaking when it was first staged and there is still little that can touch its genius today. With exemplary design by Julie Taymour, animals are brought to life in a unique and credible way, ensuring that we believe completely in the character and accept their stories, rather than being reluctant to cheer on a cutesy fluffy lion cub. The brilliance is that nothing is hidden. The mechanics of the puppets, the masks, the set and the movement of the animals is unashamedly on view for all to witness, adding a brilliant new element for audiences everywhere and engaging even those who are reluctant to admit that they love this Disney classic. But we all know that Disney is genuinely for any age and the production and message (and some of the adult only jokes) behind this show prove that tenfold. I know I gained a whole new perspective watching it this evening than when I first watched it in my early twenties. It is a show that grows old with you, presenting new messages and meaning depending on where you find yourself in life. I have never wiped away so many sneaky tears as I did tonight for example in the beautifully bonding father and son song by Mufasa of “He Lives In You.”


 

There are endless moments to gush about in The Lion King, from the mesmerising “I Just Can’t Wait To Be King,” where an impressive curtain drops down and provides plenty of reveals, including moving floats and giraffes that bow down into the audience, to the mesmerising “He Lives In You Reprise,” where lights are used to truly create beautiful art and collect together in waves to produce Mufasa’s reflection in the water. I was in awe at the sheer brilliance of how this was put together, and it’s really hard trying to review something when you want to talk incessantly about every detail but equally want to allow others to savour the moment and the magic for themselves. Just when you think you’ve seen it all, inflatables are introduced, shadow puppets astound, cast members continually surprise you with their entrances. There’s flying, dazzling colour, and the intrinsically genius use of size and perspective to create a stampede and show the wildebeest getting closer. Heck, even Bury market gets a mention - I kid you not! This show is a spectacle, and each number brings a new level of magic, excitement and wonder to the stage. It will blow your winter socks off. “Be Prepared” by Scar is one of my favourites for it is such a pivotal moment and you feel this deep in your core from the shivers down your spine, to the hairs on your arms standing to attention. It’s difficult to explain as the whole show ignites all of your senses, and then a few more you didn’t even know you had!


 

Jean-Luc Guizonne (international Lion King tours, Chicago, Moana) is thoroughly stunning, commanding, and regal as Mufasa. His rich deep voice grasps you by the heart and his stage presence is definitely fit for a King. Its hard to take your eyes off him. Richard Hurst (The Bodyguard, Sunny Afternoon, Eastenders) is outstanding as Scar and his dry, dark cynicism drips deliciously from his every word and move. He embodies the character with every nuance of his being. They make for a thrilling combination during their scenes together, complimenting each other through their contrasting character qualities. Thandazile Soni (international Lion King tours) is incredible as Rafiki. The click language used (Xhosa - a Nguni Bantu language and one of the official languages of South Africa) is hypnotic in quality and I could have listened to far more. Loveable, wise, funny and with an air of something that quite frankly transcends words, you can’t take your eyes off her either. Matthew Forbes (War Horse, The Good Life, The Wizard Of Oz) blew my mind with his utterly convincing puppetry as Zazu and his relentless energy throughout. His voice alone draws you in, and a British humour shone through. Alan McHale (The Clockmakers Daughter, Oliver With A Twist, Macbeth) and Carl Sanderson (Sweet Charity, That Day We Sang, 42nd Street) are comedy gold as Timon and Pumbaa. Again, their puppetry was phenomenal. They know exactly how to work an audience and gained the most giggles from the children in the audience. Stephenson Ardern-Sodjet (Hamilton, As You Like It, Macbeth) is enchanting as Simba and Nokwanda Khuzwayo (The Lion King international, How Long Musical) is mesmerising and powerful as Nala. The duo are playful and powerful, gentle and fierce, and their cat like moves are purrfect (sorry!). Their duets are sublime, their solos stunning. They leap across the stage with such ease, making it look so easy you start to believe you can do it yourself – until reality kicks in and you trip over your merchandise bag just standing up to applaud! Rebecca Omogbehin, Simon Trinder, and Owain Rhys Davies blend brilliantly to create the hilarious hyenas and will have you belly laughing at their escapades. This costume, more than any other, had me transfixed and their agility in making it so believable should be applauded. The young Simba and Nala matched the professional standard of every adult on the stage and it was a pleasure to witness our future West end leads in the making. The entire ensemble is out of this world, and if you ever needed proof – their acapella opening of the second act will leave you in no doubt.

 

 

And even with all of that - I’m still not finished! Throw in acrobatics, stilt walking, incredible costumes - each entirely unique and a work of art in itself, African drums played within the theatre itself creating a surround sound feel, humour, heartache, pathos, acceptance, and you’ll come out feeling inspired, invigorated and like you’ve had the best free therapy ever because the show is jam packed with so much awe, so much life that it not only entertains to the highest standards, but it offers a gentle and safe way to deal with some of lifes biggest heartaches such as grief, self-doubt, betrayal, responsibility, values and strength during adversity. The Lion King encourages you to find strength and belief in yourself and your abilities. What a gift of a show.

 

 

I am thrilled and honoured that I have been lucky enough to watch The Lion King this evening and am beside myself that I am coming again with my family in December. But with an extended run till 11th March 2023, I make absolutely no promise that this will be my last visit to the African pride lands, and feel a rebirth of my nephews favourite game returning as we recreate the numerous scenes! I am certainly feeling the love tonight, so Long live the King!


WE SCORE DISNEY'S THE LION KING...


 


A big thank you to @kimptonclocktower, @thelionkinguk and @palaceandopera for making the evening so special.



The Lion King

Disney's The Lion King - Palace Theatre, Manchester - Tuesday 1st November 2022

MANCHESTER IS FEELING THE LOVE OF THE LION KING - LONG LIVE THE KING!


“Nannnnnsss igonnnniyaaaa! Baggabitinaaahhhh, sita ummmmm benya bahhh”

 

 

If those garbled bunch of letters above, which I can assure you bear no actual resemblance to the real lyrics, mean anything to you at all, then right now you will be picturing a glorious sun rise, deers tilting their heads in the morning glow and birds soaring across a flame lit horizon. That is the power of The Lion King! That is what will give you goosebumps on your goosebumps within the first few seconds of the show starting, and that is why you simply have to be a part of the Disney magic. I go to the theatre A LOT, for both work and pleasure, and I cannot think of another show where just one song in I have tears rolling down my cheeks at the sheer abundance of joy, and the overwhelming nature of my emotions at the spectacular experience I have just encountered. It is incomparable and as you reconnect with that excited inner child as your imagination is ignited, you simply will not know where to look or fathom how to take in everything presented before you. It is the most joyous encounter where nature meets theatre magic, and it is right here in Manchester! No wonder it was announced earlier this week that The Lion King has extended its already epic run till the 11th March 2023, making Manchester it’s home for a whopping 19 weeks! I don’t need to eat right? Or heat my house? I can just keep returning to watch it time and time again!

 

 

So, unless you have been living under Pride Rock then you will know the story of The Lion King, and if you’re anything like my family, will have re-enacted its scenes with the younger members countless times. Mufasa is King of the Pride Lands and as he announces the birth of his son and future King Simba at a ceremony, the animals rejoice. Mufasa rules with a respectful command and adheres to the balance of nature and the circle of life, ensuring he is admired by all. All except his brother Scar that is, who has suppressed his bitter jealousy for years in the hope that one day he will take over as King, but now Simba has been born, that day will never come. As Simba playfully practises his hunting with friend Nala, Scar is plotting his death. Time after time Scar tries and fails to make Simba disappear, so when Mufasa runs to rescue Simba from a stampede created by Scar, he grasps the opportunity to kill Mufasa. A traumatised Simba believes Scar when he is told it’s his fault the King is dead and he must run. Run and never return. Enter Timone and Pumba who unknowingly raise the future King, until one day Nala shows up looking for help as Scar has over hunted and decimated the Pride Lands. As they fall in love, this loyal and quirky army head back to claim what is rightfully Simba’s. Lots of roaring later, Simba wins, has a son of his own, and the circle of life continues. It’s all a bit Hamlet and it’s all a bit brilliant.

 

 

The stage production of The Lion King was ground breaking when it was first staged and there is still little that can touch its genius today. With exemplary design by Julie Taymour, animals are brought to life in a unique and credible way, ensuring that we believe completely in the character and accept their stories, rather than being reluctant to cheer on a cutesy fluffy lion cub. The brilliance is that nothing is hidden. The mechanics of the puppets, the masks, the set and the movement of the animals is unashamedly on view for all to witness, adding a brilliant new element for audiences everywhere and engaging even those who are reluctant to admit that they love this Disney classic. But we all know that Disney is genuinely for any age and the production and message (and some of the adult only jokes) behind this show prove that tenfold. I know I gained a whole new perspective watching it this evening than when I first watched it in my early twenties. It is a show that grows old with you, presenting new messages and meaning depending on where you find yourself in life. I have never wiped away so many sneaky tears as I did tonight for example in the beautifully bonding father and son song by Mufasa of “He Lives In You.”


 

There are endless moments to gush about in The Lion King, from the mesmerising “I Just Can’t Wait To Be King,” where an impressive curtain drops down and provides plenty of reveals, including moving floats and giraffes that bow down into the audience, to the mesmerising “He Lives In You Reprise,” where lights are used to truly create beautiful art and collect together in waves to produce Mufasa’s reflection in the water. I was in awe at the sheer brilliance of how this was put together, and it’s really hard trying to review something when you want to talk incessantly about every detail but equally want to allow others to savour the moment and the magic for themselves. Just when you think you’ve seen it all, inflatables are introduced, shadow puppets astound, cast members continually surprise you with their entrances. There’s flying, dazzling colour, and the intrinsically genius use of size and perspective to create a stampede and show the wildebeest getting closer. Heck, even Bury market gets a mention - I kid you not! This show is a spectacle, and each number brings a new level of magic, excitement and wonder to the stage. It will blow your winter socks off. “Be Prepared” by Scar is one of my favourites for it is such a pivotal moment and you feel this deep in your core from the shivers down your spine, to the hairs on your arms standing to attention. It’s difficult to explain as the whole show ignites all of your senses, and then a few more you didn’t even know you had!


 

Jean-Luc Guizonne (international Lion King tours, Chicago, Moana) is thoroughly stunning, commanding, and regal as Mufasa. His rich deep voice grasps you by the heart and his stage presence is definitely fit for a King. Its hard to take your eyes off him. Richard Hurst (The Bodyguard, Sunny Afternoon, Eastenders) is outstanding as Scar and his dry, dark cynicism drips deliciously from his every word and move. He embodies the character with every nuance of his being. They make for a thrilling combination during their scenes together, complimenting each other through their contrasting character qualities. Thandazile Soni (international Lion King tours) is incredible as Rafiki. The click language used (Xhosa - a Nguni Bantu language and one of the official languages of South Africa) is hypnotic in quality and I could have listened to far more. Loveable, wise, funny and with an air of something that quite frankly transcends words, you can’t take your eyes off her either. Matthew Forbes (War Horse, The Good Life, The Wizard Of Oz) blew my mind with his utterly convincing puppetry as Zazu and his relentless energy throughout. His voice alone draws you in, and a British humour shone through. Alan McHale (The Clockmakers Daughter, Oliver With A Twist, Macbeth) and Carl Sanderson (Sweet Charity, That Day We Sang, 42nd Street) are comedy gold as Timon and Pumbaa. Again, their puppetry was phenomenal. They know exactly how to work an audience and gained the most giggles from the children in the audience. Stephenson Ardern-Sodjet (Hamilton, As You Like It, Macbeth) is enchanting as Simba and Nokwanda Khuzwayo (The Lion King international, How Long Musical) is mesmerising and powerful as Nala. The duo are playful and powerful, gentle and fierce, and their cat like moves are purrfect (sorry!). Their duets are sublime, their solos stunning. They leap across the stage with such ease, making it look so easy you start to believe you can do it yourself – until reality kicks in and you trip over your merchandise bag just standing up to applaud! Rebecca Omogbehin, Simon Trinder, and Owain Rhys Davies blend brilliantly to create the hilarious hyenas and will have you belly laughing at their escapades. This costume, more than any other, had me transfixed and their agility in making it so believable should be applauded. The young Simba and Nala matched the professional standard of every adult on the stage and it was a pleasure to witness our future West end leads in the making. The entire ensemble is out of this world, and if you ever needed proof – their acapella opening of the second act will leave you in no doubt.

 

 

And even with all of that - I’m still not finished! Throw in acrobatics, stilt walking, incredible costumes - each entirely unique and a work of art in itself, African drums played within the theatre itself creating a surround sound feel, humour, heartache, pathos, acceptance, and you’ll come out feeling inspired, invigorated and like you’ve had the best free therapy ever because the show is jam packed with so much awe, so much life that it not only entertains to the highest standards, but it offers a gentle and safe way to deal with some of lifes biggest heartaches such as grief, self-doubt, betrayal, responsibility, values and strength during adversity. The Lion King encourages you to find strength and belief in yourself and your abilities. What a gift of a show.

 

 

I am thrilled and honoured that I have been lucky enough to watch The Lion King this evening and am beside myself that I am coming again with my family in December. But with an extended run till 11th March 2023, I make absolutely no promise that this will be my last visit to the African pride lands, and feel a rebirth of my nephews favourite game returning as we recreate the numerous scenes! I am certainly feeling the love tonight, so Long live the King!


WE SCORE DISNEY'S THE LION KING...


The Shawshank Redemption

The Shawshank Redemption - The Lowry, Salford - Monday 31st October 2022

GET BUSY LIVIN' AND SEE THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION!

 

The Shawshank Redemption may initially appear to be a story just about convicts, deceiving you into believing that you have nothing in common with its characters and no way to relate to them, but anyone who has seen the film or read the Stephen King novella will strongly disagree. For this is a story about the human spirit, what can and cannot be taken from us, and how different ways of responding to the same situation will lead to very different outcomes.

“I guess it comes down to a simple choice, really: Get busy living, or get busy dying.”

 




The story follows a group of convicts inside Shawshank prison, with a particular focus on two men – one guilty, one innocent. They form a strong friendship during their life imprisonment and grow to respect each other for the person they are, not the crime they did or did not commit. They pit the ideas of hope against resignment, free will against institutionalisation, and the belief in change versus acceptance. Andy is quiet, reserved, and takes his beatings from the prison bullies with dignity in order to maintain a low profile which inevitably serves his end game. Red is the man you go to when you need something and has a respect and authority from the other inmates that serves him well. Andy, an ex-banker, is brainy, ballsy and looks out for his friends, so when the opportunity to help the brutal prison guard with a financial issue presents itself, despite warnings from his pals, he takes it – not to gain favour with the guards but in order to get his buddies some beers in return and allow them to feel human again. More than anything, this is the change we see Andy bring to Shawshank – that the prisoners still be recognised as living breathing humans who can believe in hope. He writes letters every week for years to get funding to build a library, and it finally pays off. He starts to use this to educate other prisoners, his financial expertise is extended to other prison workers and eventually he becomes the corrupt accountant for the prison warden. After a disagreement with the warden leaves him in solitary confinement, it appears Andy is a broken man, but little does everyone else realise that Andy has been planning his escape since his first day inside. He does not want to end up like Brooksie – the lifer who has no idea how to adjust to the outside world when he is released and so commits suicide. Andy escapes in a legendary manner, ensuring that the prison warden’s illegal activities are bust wide open, and that upon his release, Red has a friend and a place to go. The story highlights that even though life tends to split us into the good guys and the bad guys, that this is a generalisation and the good guys can have bad people in them and the bad guys can have good people. Hope, loss, unconditional friendship, revenge, humour, sadness, and the complexity of humanity are all here in abundance. It is understandable why it is held up as one of the best stories ever told.

 

 

The show starts with Red introducing us to his world as he stands inside Shawshank, and we witness the arrival of the new prisoners, naked, deloused, and vulnerable. One of them is Andy Dufresne. The prison set is cleverly constructed, with the cells running along the side of the stage, arches along the back, and a walkway above, with lighting setting the dark and dingy atmosphere. Tables, beds, and bookshelves are brought on to depict the minimal scene changes needed. An eerie and effective notion of the oppressing prison is captured through background noise and sound effects, such as the chilling clanking shut of prison cells, the screams of a beaten inmate, and distant sirens warning of who knows what. Music is played at intervals throughout the play, with songs matching the year of the story - a simple yet brilliant way to show the passing of time. Tonight’s production seemed to adopt a more gentle re-enactment of the violent elements of the story than the film, such as the brutal beatings, weapon attacks and gang rape. Don’t get me wrong, they are there, but are handled with more sensitivity. At first I was surprised by this (not that I’m a twisted individual who wanted to watch these things in more gruesome detail) but as time passed, I soon realised that this approach worked as it allowed you to focus on the way the inmates dealt with these attacks rather than focusing on the attack itself, hence once again engaging you with Andy’s possibility of hope and life even through the darkest situations. There is surprising humour to be found throughout the play, whether it be dark, cynical, sarcastic, or an out and out joke. It brings great light and shade and helps once again to paint the inmates as more than stereotypical criminals who are only the sum of their crime. It is remarkable how you end up liking these characters, even as you are listening to each of them admit their guilt to murder, you find it hard to match their crime with the character you have been watching.

 

 

I always wonder if it must be intimidating or exciting to take on a role that is so huge, so well known, and played by a Hollywood legend. Well, that is exactly what Ben Onwukwe (The Lion, The Witch & The Wardrobe, The 47th, London’s Burning) has done in recreating Morgan Freemans Red, and what a fantastic job he has done. Onwukwe has an incredible presence on stage and you can’t help but watch him, and follow his every move. This is exactly what his character needs to be. He is able to elicit humour, empathy, kindness and respect. This is never more present than when he forms his friendship with Andy and shows us that even after all he has lived, witnessed and become during his time in Shawshank, he is still capable of learning, still capable of human growth in a way that even the prison guards aren’t.

 

 

The minute I heard that BAFTA nominated Joe Absolom (A Confession, The Bay, Doc Martin, Eastenders) was taking on the role of Andy, I could already see it! What fantastic casting! Absolom portrays Andy’s aloofness and awkwardness brilliantly, whilst still managing to be the only prisoner to elicit a true friendship. With his educational background setting him aside as a quiet but assertive leader who persists in his goals for change, Absolom provides us with a gentle humour and gives the prisoners a reason for hope. He tackles Andy’s quietly superior role with subtlety and creates his own character rather than just producing a carbon copy of Tim Robbins in the film, which pays off in bucketfuls.

Mark Heenehan (Evita, Of Mice & Men, Jersey Boys) plays the warden Stammas with a skin crawling excellence. He is brutally convincing at playing the creepy disciplinarian who is all kinds of evil. Exploitation, manipulation, violence, and fear permeate everything he does through his calm and controlling manner, and it is deliciously delightful to watch such acting up close and personal – not too close and personal though as Heenehan is really good at it and I scare too easy.

 

 

The most loveable inmate has to be Kenneth Jay (Witness For The Prosecution, The Woman In Black, Doctor Who) as Brooksie. He truly packs a punch with the emotional heart of the show and brought about a few tears from those around us, really bringing home the question of what rehabilitation really is, or more importantly, what it isn’t. His final scenes are a case of “I’m not crying – you’re crying!”

Joe Reisig, Owen Oldroyd, Jay Marsh, Leigh Jones, Jules Brown, Kieran Garland, Coulter Dittman and Samarge Hamilton complete the cast as a mixture of inmates and prison officers, each with a completely individual and believable character. Whether it be a fixed stare, a distinct laugh, a particular walk, a flex of a muscle, a nervous nature, or an authoritative stance, this cast are strong and it is clear that they are all equally important as each other in order to create a slice of anything that resembles the dark truth about prison life. Directed by David Esbjornson and Tim Welton, Shawshank is brought alive within the safety of The Lyric Theatre, and it is a comfort to know that we all get to go home tonight.

 


It doesn’t matter if you haven’t seen the film for this production has its own adaptation to work off anyway (Owen O’Neill & Dave Johns) and brings the Stephen King story to life through its plentiful and colourful characters. The ending is emotional and the visual contrast provided through colour with a stunning beach backdrop that appears to be bathed in a warm sunshine glow lit from both behind and in front, certainly has the desired impact on the audience. The Shawshank Redemption does its job in reminding us that, as Andy says, “Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.” This production of The Shawshank Redemption dutifully ensures that no good thing ever dies, as it captures one of the best stories ever told for a new generation.

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Let The Right One In - Royal Exchange Theatre - Thursday 27th October 2022

LET THE RIGHT ON IN - EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE!

Arriving at The Royal Exchange involved a walk past the numerous buildings taking part in the Manchester Monster trail – a collection of large inflatable monsters adorning our skyline. St. Annes Square was alive with pumpkins hanging from its trees and The Royal Exchange welcomed us with green inflatable monster legs spewing out of its roof, immediately setting the scene for the Halloween spooky vibes before we’d even set foot in the theatre for this vampire themed play. Anticipation and excitement at the thought of being spooked flooded the theatre and as we took our seats, we were warned – there was going to be a lot of blood!

 

 

I have somehow been oblivious to the phenomenon of Let The Right One In. A fairly modern novel written by John Ajvide Lindqvist, it has already seen multiple adaptations to screen, with more in the making. It has been adapted for stage by the irrepressible Jack Thorne (Harry Potter & The Cursed Child) and has flown into Manchester under the cover of darkness with sublime timing, ready to pack a powerful bite out of its Halloween audiences.

 

 

Oskar is alone. Bullied at school, a mum who drinks, a dad who isn’t really present, no friends, and a teacher who is aware, but who ignores all of this, it is no wonder that his vulnerable world is turned upside down when he meets the intriguing Eli, his new next-door neighbour. Despite Oskar’s challenges in life, he has beautifully kept hold of the honest and accepting innocence of childhood, so the fact that his new friend Eli smells like damp dead dog, or infected bandages hold no significance to him. He likes Eli because Eli is kind and accepting of him. But around this blossoming friendship is a world of darkness. Murder seems to be around every corner, and the trail of victims seem to be getting ever closer to Oskar. As he asks questions of Eli, their friendship is tested, until Oskar witnesses something he can’t escape. Putting the pieces of the puzzle together, he realises that Eli is not entirely who he believed her to be, yet he can’t escape that she is still the same person he became friends with. Through Eli, Oskar learns to stand up for himself, but the disastrous consequences pummel a path of no return, cementing a precarious future for the moonlit crossed couple. We are left wondering is this the happy ending Oskar deserves or does his future happiness with Eli have a sell by date like his predecessor?

 

 

Let The Right One In is so much more than another vampire story. I’m not a huge fan of vampire stories to be honest, but I LOVED this production because its heart is actually in its multiple human themes that we all connect with, from isolation, vulnerability, friendship, love, family, acceptance and identity. There is a truly tender and innocent love in the dark depths of this story, instead of the usual predictably passionate and sexual other vampire stories, so much so that you could argue the vampire part becomes secondary to the lesson of acceptance.

 

 

This story is quite a complex one to stage with many potential problems. Vampires fly, jump, and bound around for a start, and this has to be achieved without any film magic. On top of that, the story demands the weather plays a large part in the story, depicting an icy cold Sweden. Numerous locations have to be created, including a swimming pool, the woods, a hospital, sweet shop, bedroom and even a train carriage, and it also has to encompass the brutality of the murders alongside the beauty of Oskar and Eli’s friendship. Designer Amelia Jane Hankin somehow managed to crack the code and solve every single puzzle, creating a believable urban world that juxtaposes darkness and light. The cast seamlessly transition us from one location to the next by transporting the various set pieces, such as boxes, climbing frames, beds, and even the woods. Lighting, dry ice, impeccable acting, and a team who know exactly how to elicit a psychological response of fear, anxiety and trepidation in an audience, complete the impressive world in which we are submerged.

 

 

The jump factor is present from the off. There is no gentle build up, you are thrown into murder in a way I have never seen in a theatre before. Then, you are lulled into a more relaxed state – making the shock surprises along the way a fantastic reminder of the power of live performance. The Royal Exchange is a brilliant theatre to house this play. As a ‘theatre in the round’ it means actors appear from anywhere and everywhere, and this sense of suspense only adds to the adrenalin. Even in the serene parts of the play, you always have the sense that something is coming, and you won’t be disappointed. From the shock of the opening make up at the start of the second act, to the penultimate scene in the swimming pool, where the audience is plunged into darkness, making you a prime target for the wrath of Eli. Flashes of light allow us to see what she is doing to protect Oskar from the darkest kind of bullying that would have led to his death, and it is equally brilliant and terrifying at the same time.

 

 

Every detail of Let The Right One In is mesmerising. The special effects and make up, the fight scenes, the direction, costumes, scenery, lighting, sound – all of it harmonise so well that it is only afterwards you kind of think – I’ve just watched something that was so realistic I recoiled, jumped, hid behind my programme, but it was done right in front of me – how was it not real? I’ve never seen stage fighting like it! One scene in particular shows a teacher getting headbutted and beaten up. Right down to the crack sound, it was utterly believable. It's impossible to understand how they didn’t actually make contact, and the sounds of discomfort from the audience at this moment showed I wasn’t alone in this thought. A similar moment occurred when Hakin has his neck broken and his first victim is hung upside down from a wire to drain his blood. But despite my ramblings, don’t be fooled into thinking this production is all about the gore – I’m a wuss who would have left the theatre if that were the case! It is also sweet, quirky, funny and provided just as many giggles as gasps. The heart of this is the relationship between Oskar and Eli which has been directed so beautifully by Bryony Shanahan. Well thought out details such as Eli climbing and jumping so effortlessly around the set, is contrasted with the awkward, clumsy and funny demounting of Oskar from a simple climbing frame, leaving the audience giggling and falling in love with this sweet boy in equal measures. It’s also wonderful to see Eli with a shy, gentle, and curious side, showing that none of us are just one thing. She is this other worldly vampire who has lived for a thousand or so years, yet she is still able to learn so much from the lonely boy next door. Lessons in acceptance are also hinted towards with Eli telling Oskar they are not a girl, neither young or old, boy or girl, human or vampire – they are just Eli. Oskar accepts this for it doesn’t change the foundations of their friendship and what connects them in any way.

 

 

Rhian Blundell is fantastic as Eli. Capable of warming your heart or ripping it out to feed upon, there is such a fully rounded character that every nuance is etched in every detail. Whether it be the grappling with emotions on her face, the character quirks such a wiping her mouth and nose to ensure there is no blood, her defensive position or her more vulnerable ones, Blundell clearly knows her character inside out and therefore we are fully able to believe in whatever she does. Remarkable. Pete MacHale is heart melting as Oskar and has again created such a well-rounded character that his twitchy moves, simple and honest delivery of lines, and his character hesitations ensure you are completely on his side. You feel his vulnerability, and many left the theatre hoping he would be ok, such was the power of his performance that it stayed with you even when the show was over. Darren Kuppan played numerous roles and each with utter conviction. The range of accents, personalities and physicality from one actor was impressive to say the least. Stefan Race as Jonny was so realistic as the bully that as he exited past me at one point, I found I wanted to grab him and have a quiet word about his behaviour!! I of course didn’t, but my point is he gave a completely convincing performance, and brilliantly switched to fear and shame at the end with the introduction of his brother, showing us in a heartbeat why he was the way he was. Anthony Aje, Daon Broni, Mercé Ribot, Kyle Rowe, Andrew Sheridan were all remarkable too, creating an unbreakable cast that have all clearly mastered their craft. Everyone, including The Royal Exchanges Young Company, brought light and shade to this production and made it something I wasn’t expecting but equally delighted I found.

Let The Right One In is a play that shocks on many levels, from its blood soaked moments that will have you grappling for protection off the stranger sat next to you, to its unexpected tender, sweet and loving side, and just for good measure will provide you with many surprising giggles along the way. Expect the unexpected in more ways than one, and remember to close your windows and sleep with the light on!


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REVIEW - Brief Encounter - Octagon Theatre, Bolton - Friday 21st October 2022

THIS GLORIOUS CLASSIC HAS BEEN GIVEN THE ATTENTION, UNDERSTANDING AND ADMIRATION IT DESERVES


Whoever thought that a railway station could cause so much drama, passion, and intrigue?!  One day, you’re just waiting for your train, minding your own business, the next – you meet someone who impacts your world with such force, you know that it will never be the same again.  Brief Encounter is not just a classic, it’s a piece of art, put on a pedestal for good reason.  Written by Noel Coward, nominated for three Oscars, winner of the Palme D’Or, and with a stella cast of stars, the film embraced its adoring audience, and set itself up in history as one of those untouchable, perfect examples of cinematic gold.

 

 

The creative team behind this adaptation to stage have therefore got to be some of the bravest individuals out there.  Adapted by Emma Rice for stage, the introduction of songs by Simon Slater, directed by Paul Robinson and produced via the collaboration of Bolton Octagon, Theatre By The Lake, and Stephen Joseph Theatre, this glorious classic has been given the attention, understanding and admiration it deserves.  The story has not been changed, the production of theatre verses film has simply enhanced the storytelling through new and exciting methods, resulting in a stunning and tender new lease of life.  This production holds Brief Encounter with a comparable amount of loving respect as you would use modern technology to touch up an old but adored family photograph, ensuring new generations can still enjoy its story for years to come.  

 

 

Laura and Alec are both respectable members of their community, both married, and both with children.  Laura’s routine sees her taking a train every Thursday to the local town for a bit of ‘me’ time, whilst Alec, a doctor, travels to work in the local hospital.  So, who better to help you out when you have a piece of grit stuck in your eye than a doctor right?  It seems after this chance meeting, their paths are destined to cross for they accidentally bump into each other again, and from there it expands into a lunch, a matinee, a relationship.  What started out as innocent quickly develops into something more, shocking them both but seemingly powerless to resist.  A mirror is held up to their truth when they bump into friends and instead of being able to offer a truthful explanation of innocent friendship, they find themselves lying about their connection.  This lie implodes their values, their essence of wrong and right, and the invisible line that they believe is uncrossable, until Laura and Alec find themselves alone with purpose in Stephens flat – a doctor friend of Alec’s.  Stephen returns home earlier than expected though and provides Alec with a diagnosis of judgment resulting in symptoms of shame and humiliation in Laura.  She flees the apartment and finds herself back in the café where she met Alec, working out her inner turmoil.  Both Laura and Alec conclude that a life together, either through affair or honesty, is impossible and agree to never meet again as their temptation for each other is one they aren’t sure they can resist.  Their final meeting place is the railway café – the same place they met, and whilst they had planned a heartfelt and poignant goodbye, life intervenes once again as a friend of Laura’s casually joins them.  Oblivious to the fact she is stealing their final goodbye, Dolly chatters on.  As Alec leaves Laura life forever, they are unable to express the ache this causes them and cannot even hug because Dolly won’t leave.  As the train steals Alec away from Laura forever, she is bereft.  She briefly contemplates ending it all by throwing herself on the tracks, but her conscience wins out and she takes herself home to her husband and children, where her husband Fred thanks her for coming home to him.      

 

 

Anne-Marie Piazza (Christmas Carol, Prince & The Pauper, Swallows & Amazons) takes us on the most honest and human emotional journey.  Whether you identify with her situation or not becomes irrelevant as her strength lies in her ability to draw you in to such a wide range of emotions to which we all can identify, from feeling trapped to exhilarated, love and passion to despair and hopelessness, anger to joy and promise to loss.  Piazza must be completely drained after performing because she leaves everything on the stage with her generous performance and will leave you reaching for your sleeve when you realise you’ve used up all your tissues.  Pete Ashmore (Zorro, Jungle Book, Christmas Carol) is open, honest, and persuasive as Alec.  He too works his way through his feelings, surprised by the speed and overwhelming nature in which they arrive, with words tumbling out quicker than a runaway train.  He drives the relationship forward, and expresses his love beautifully with every emotion etched onto his face. 

 

 

Lara Lewis, Joey Hickman, Natasha Lewis, Robert Jackson and Rishi Manuel create a delightful and hugely valued cast of characters between them, supporting, strengthening and spurring the story on, giving us chance to catch our breath, digest and understand.  This is particularly true of the other romances that are seamlessly threaded throughout the story, but which provide light relief and comfort against the harrowing tale of Laura and Alec.  There may be two main roles in this story, but this cast beautifully provide the foundations to support and allow them to flourish with such solidarity.  Jackson is able to portray opposing characters in love with utter clarity and believability, Lara Lewis gives us a more tender and carefree youthful love, making your heart sigh with content. Natasha Lewis is comedy gold as Mrs. Bagot and her timing ensured she was quite capable of creating moments in the spotlight for herself.  Hickman convincingly switched from young love, to imposing bully with such impressive ease and Manuel seemed to be every all at once, and convincingly played a child so well that even I wanted to hug him when he wasn’t well.  Oh, and add in to their amazing acting the fact that this cast all sing and all play instruments too, from the trombone to the accordion!  So much talent in one small cast.

 

 

Now can we just stop to take a moment and appreciate the music please.  Firstly, I am pleased to say that there are nods to Rachmaninov’s Piano Concerto No. 2 provided in this production, arguably one of the most well-known classical concertos there is thanks to the film, but also there is the brilliant addition of further songs arranged by (Mad About The Boy) or music written to Cowards lyrics by Simon Slater (No Good At Love).  The use of such timely Coward songs is a clever and welcome additionMusic is known to drive emotion, so it is a brilliant way to heighten our already tender emotions even further and push focus in the intended direction.  

 

The staging somehow manages to fully immerse you in the various locations, from a railway café to a park, an apartment, a living room, a dance floor and of course the train station itself – each with infinite details such as steam coming out of a stairwell to represent an approaching train, scones in the café as well as crumbs on the table, an aga, milk for the missing cat, boats, and record players.  You are drawn into the performance from the second you set foot in the theatre, with actors dressed as old cinema ushers, guiding you to your seats, and the introduction of Beryl and Mrs. Bagot as they open their cafe to us all, welcoming us into their world.  A pianist nestles in the corner, tinkling out some well-known songs for which the audience join in, truly making you a part of the story in a way that will be subtly unknown to you until you are breaking your heart at the end.  Beyond the story itself are little nuggets sprinkled throughout the performance that remind you of the joy of live performance.  For instance, when Laura and Alec first meet and he is trying to get the grit out of her eye.  As Alec gives her instructions such as look up, hold still and so on, the other actors on the stage are so engrossed in watching a doctor at work, they instinctively join in his instructions, providing the audience with a giggle as we have fallen prey to such moments ourselves.  Or the moment when Beryl and Mrs. Bagot settle down for their tea break on the theatre steps next to audience members and share their scones with the unsuspecting guests.  Then there is the serene dance between Laura and Alec that allows rose petals to gently float down from above as lights simultaneously drop into position, and the unexpected live music that floods our senses.

 

 

This is a sublime production of Brief Encounter and observes the impact of love from many different vantage points.  It shares its passion, its comfort, its unconditional nature, its ability to break you, to heal you and to make you lose sight of everything that you thought you believed in.  Love is fundamental to all of us.  It continually surprises with its shapeshifting ability and can wrap you up in safety, expose you, and trip you up at its whim.  It is to be admired, embraced, respected and explored.  So whenever love surprises you, acknowledge it, even if you don’t act on it, because to know love, even if it’s just for a Brief Encounter, is to be alive.

 

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Blood Brothers

Blood Brothers - The Lowry, Salford - Tuesday 18th October 2022

NO MATTER WHAT YOUR BLOOD TYPE, DONATE TO THE CAUSE AND WATCH BLOOD BROTHERS - IT'S INCREDIBLE!


It isn’t even a year since Blood Brothers was last in Manchester, breaking hearts and entertaining audiences all at the same time.  Yet I find that everyone I speak to has rebooked to go and watch it again, this time in Salford, because they simply cannot get enough of this deeply moving story with its heartfelt music, funny bones, and Northern humour.  So, I’ve asked before and I’ll ask again;

 

“Did you ever hear the story of the Johnstone twins?”

 

It seems everyone has a personal connection or story to share regarding Blood Brothers, whether they’ve read it at school like the many school groups in tonight, know the music, know parts of the script, or have gone to watch it for the star turn who happened to be performing.  People will recall and share with delight the first time they saw it and how they are still moved by it now.  So why all the fuss?  Because this is one of the most popular and accessible musicals out there.  People who proclaim they hate musical theatre will happily sell their own kidney to get a ticket to see this show (well, ok, maybe not – but you get what I mean.  NB – Other organs are available!)  It is a musical that represents different walks of life, allows us to engage in the same story but from different characters viewpoints and different ages, and shows us just how fragile life can be depending on the choices we make.  It has humanity at its very core, exploring class division, love, life, friendship, and family.

 

 

Blood Brothers takes place in 1960’s Liverpool.  Life is tough, jobs are scarce, and community is everything.  When Mrs. Johnstone falls pregnant again, and her husband leaves her for a Marilyn Monroe lookalike, she knows that she simply cannot make ends meet.  As she is cleaning for wealthy homeowner Mrs. Lyons, she listens to her grief at not being able to have children.  The answer seems obvious when you are desperate.  Mrs. Johnstone has too many children to feed, Mrs. Lyons has none.  In a contemporary tale of nature versus nurture, we watch as twin brothers Mickey and Eddie are separated at birth, one brought up with wealth, the other without.  When they meet as children, an instant bond is formed, though they have little idea of who they truly are to each other.  Sealing their friendship with a blood pact, they become blood brothers and set in motion a series of events that intertwines their lives forever.  As Mrs. Johnstone discovers who Mickey’s new friend really is, she is torn between keeping them apart and welcoming her long lost son with open arms.  But Mrs. Lyons has no such issue and does everything she can to destroy any chance of the happiness they may bring each other.  Guilt, anger, loss, and love form a dangerous cocktail of emotions and one bad choice, or one bad lie can set you on a path of self-destruction.  We watch helplessly as Mickey is ground down into a deep depression, whilst Eddie seems to thrive.  Does fate rule our lives, or are we the epitome of our own choices?  The young Mickey and Eddie that we meet, so full of life and joy, have no idea that their past will determine their future and end in tragedy.  It is heart-breaking.

 

 

The show dramatically opens drenched in red light, symbolic of the blood pact, the blood spilt, and the looming danger.  Echoes of the songs to come whisper and crescendo throughout the theatre, building momentum via a spine tingling orchestra.  Electric drums match your own heartbeat as the actors solemnly make their way on stage to ‘begin at the end’.  We are forewarned that this show will end in tragedy, but it does nothing to ease its impact when it occurs.  Mickey and Eddie are lain out, respectfully covered by a sheet, whilst Mrs. Johnstone and the Narrator guide us through the opening of the show, setting the scene of her circumstances and edging ever closer to the moment that seven-year-old Mickey bursts onto the stage playing Cowboys and Indians.  This sudden gear change gives you a false sense of security that the show won’t really go there.  Surely it can’t take away this young boy fizzing with imagination, energy and the pure innocence of youth?  Surely it can’t allow anything bad to happen to these children?  But they are not children when it happens and the fact that we see their story from them being youngsters is an interesting psychological insight into why is breaks you so much.  If we had merely picked the story up from Mickey and Eddie being adults, would we feel as distraught?  Would we offer judgement instead of empathy?  Would we blame them instead of routing for them?

  

There is so much to love about Blood Brothers that it’s hard to pick out best bits, because that implies that there are bits that aren’t as good, and every second of this musical has been cleverly planned out so that none of it is wasted, secondary, or worthy of being called anything less than a best bit.  There are moments which always seem to stick in my mind though, moments of detail, such as Mickey hiding under his oversized and over stretched sweater vest, crying at the cruelty of his older brother humiliating him in front of their friends.  A washing line strung across the stage with several baby grows to represent Mrs. Johnstone’s expanding family, or Mickey feeding his pretend horse to make sure he doesn’t go hungry before he is dragged by his ear for a telling off.  Hilarious and unexpected one liners delivered by Mickey and Eddie as children, key moments of letting the audience in on the joke such as when the milkman doubles up to play the doctor and references this fact with a joke, and the energy provided in numbers such as ‘Kids Game’ that all ages can relate to as we follow the bizarre but serious rules that kids make up for their street games, and the eerie parallels that seem to have followed through into our adult lives.  The ‘Our Sammy’ monologue, which was performed superbly, and again drew the audience in as Mickey came and sat right on the edge of the stage, and the emotion inducing moments such as ‘Easy Terms’ and ‘Tell Me It’s Not True’.  Blood Brothers doesn’t politely try to invite you into its story, it grabs you by the scruff of the neck and shouts in your face.  It delivers humanity at its best and worst and holds a mirror up to all of us.  You will laugh, you will cry, you will jump, you may even scream, but you will not forget the night you went to watch Blood Brothers.

 

 

After seeing Niki Colwell Evans (X Factor, Kinky Boots, previous Blood Brothers production, Legally Blonde) perform as Mrs. Johnstone early this year, and still not being over the experience, I was thrilled to see her in the role again this evening.  I honestly didn’t think it possible, but she has got even better!  Her portrayal of grief broke me.  It truly broke me.  I felt everything I was supposed to feel through her performance, and it was so realistic the girl next to me turned to her partner and asked him, “Is she actually ok?”  A raw and moving portrayal of a mum who loves her kids so desperately that the worst answer seems like the only answer to make sure they are all provided for.    

 

Richard Munday (Mamma Mia, The Mikado, Phantom) is a strong presence as the Narrator.  Intimidating, threatening, and brutally honest, this is one of the best portrayals I have seen.  Audiences often giggle at the Narrator as they try and work out the purpose of the role, but tonight Munday kept us all well within his grasp and guided us throughout, ensuring the darkness of what had happened was never to be lost in the fun and frivolity.  He holds a mirror up to Mrs. Johnstone and Mrs. Lyons, ensuring they can never escape their actions, and therefore ensuring that we never forget.  He commands with a look, a sneer, a hand held out, a body block.  It is an impressive performance.

 

 

Mickey was performed by the amazing Sean Jones (The Turnip Field, Macbeth, resident comic at The Floral Pavilion New Brighton).  It truly struck me tonight what a demanding part Mickey really is. From an impish seven-year-old boy full of enthusiasm and verve, right through to the chronically depressed, drug dependent adult he becomes, Jones makes Mickey accessible and understandable every step of the way.  You can’t help but fall in love with the cheeky rogue that bursts onto the stage on the back of an invisible horse, and through his carefully crafted and detailed storytelling, Jones keeps our loyalty with Mickey throughout his whole harrowing journey.  His is such a talent that you can be forgiven for forgetting that the tragic figure by the end is the same actor who started out spitting in the air then rolling it around in his jumper.  Fantastically believable.

 

Eddie was brought to adorable life by Jay Worley (Jack & The Beanstalk, The Santa Trap, Casualty).  He was endearing, charming, and full of youthful innocence.  He was able to flip from humour, to tears, to compassion, and your heart broke for him just as much as it did for Mickey.  Worley found the ying to Jones’ yang and their creative partnership underpinned the entire show.  Carly Burns (Hairspray, Tommy, Cinderella) completed the complicated love triangle as Linda.  Funny, light-hearted, serious, and sassy, Burns was a strong female presence who distinguished her different relationships with Mickey and Eddie beautifully.  Paula Tappenden as Mrs. Lyons bravely showed us an honest descent into the loss of her mind, while Tim Churchill as Mr. Lyons juxtaposed this with a detached and dismissive nature.  They made a great team.  Timothy Lucas as Sammy was wild, untamed and a little scary – even as a youngster, which is exactly what Sammy is supposed to be, and this had to be believable to allow us to buy into how Mickey ended up in the position he did.  Lucas certainly made this believable from the get-go.

 

 

The set is a piece of art, truly placing you in those Liverpool streets, with terraced houses lining the side of the stage, the warm glow of lights beaming out from an extremely busy working family home.  The contrast to detail given to the Lyons home is brilliant – even the space it is afforded on stage, captures the difference in class and helps guide our thought process.  Backdrops are layered in through the opening sequence, with graffitied walls, wrought iron bridges, over a Liverpool skyline that slowly wakes up.  Blue flashing lights depict a police presence.  The empty and derelict area highlights the life that Mrs. Johnstone and Mickey have.  Multiple levels are used as balconies, drawing our eyes in every direction and as the timeline unfolds, sets are dropped in which take us to the fair, the country, prison and the council.  It is quick, effective and helps guide the story.

 

I have seen Blood Brothers four times now, and every time it has been to a busy and enthusiastic audience.  I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – it is a British institution.  I implore you to watch Blood Brothers because if nothing else, it will highlight that even if life throws a pile of doo dah at you, it is the choice that you make in response to the doo dah that seals your fate, not the doo dah itself.  Had Mickey have made a different choice regarding helping Sammy, the story would have ended differently.  Had Mrs. Johnstone made a different choice regarding her circumstances, or Mrs. Lyons chosen not to voice her maternal needs, we may not all be left sat in the audience ugly crying at the ending.  Sometimes, life sucks, there is no escaping that.  Blood Brothers allows you to question how our response to that suckiness can alter our path and impact our lives.  The injustice involved leaves you reeling so much that it is impossible to overlook the questions running round your head, and the various alternative ways your mind is probably screaming out that things could have been handled.  I’ve never viewed the show this way before which just goes to show that Blood Brothers always has something to say, always has something to teach you, and will always provide you with a different experience depending on your own current circumstances or mind set at the time of watching.  I’d say that is why audiences return time and time again to watch this beautifully penned show by the incomparable Willy Russell.  It never fails to deliver, it never fails to entertain and it never fails to make you appreciate everything you have in life.

 

WE SCORE BLOOD BROTHERS...

 

 

The Color Purple

The Color Purple - The Lowry, Salford - Tuesday 11th October 2022

THE COLOR PURPLE IS A LIFE-AFFIRMING PRODUCTION THAT WILL HOLD YOUR HEART IN ITS HANDS!

From the Alice Walker novel to the 1985 Whoopi Goldberg movie, to now; The Color Purple is a story that keeps being retold because, quite frankly, it can’t be told enough.  The long awaited arrival of the UK tour has created a palpable buzz for some time and to be invited along to watch such a pivotal musical has resulted in a whirlwind of emotions that have left me in awe at the strength of the human spirit, the importance of self-worth, and the power behind rewriting your own story.

 

 

Celie, our protagonist, goes on one hell of a transformative journey in The Color Purple.  From an early age, her world is one of abuse, lies, fear, silence and oppression.  Abused by her so call stepfather, him marrying her off to a stranger when he becomes bored, abused by the new husband, reduced to a slave, children torn away from her, and diminished to a nonexistence which results in her not even knowing the name of her husband.  Set in the deep South of America during the first half of the 20th century, Celie faces external prejudice, internal mistreatment, and somehow still finds the inner strength to face it all down and finally live a life of contentment and joy.  As her sister is ripped away from her, the one person who she feels upon whom she can rely, she fears Nettie dead, but it turns out to be just another result of her husbands abuse and control.  The day he moves in his mistress Shug Avery, is another attempted means of humiliation and empowerment over Celie, but Mister underestimates the solidarity of sisterhood, of empathy, and of the capabilities of the human spirit.  As a beautiful bond blossoms between Shug and Celie, the truth of her past is set free.  No longer a prisoner of the mysteries which have engulfed her life, Celie is given the gift of enlightenment.  Shug enables her to see that her story can change.  She can be her own author, and she still has the future of her own story to write, but make no mistake, it is now very much Celie’s story to write, and no one else’s.  As Celie’s eyes are opened to a world beyond the one her circumstances have so far trapped her in, exciting new ideas, possibilities and mindsets manifest themselves in a gloriously empowering ownership, enlightening Celie to the strength of her own voice.  A beautiful independence emerges, ensuring Celie can choose to be successful, happy, expressive, and content and highlights that love, in all its forms, can be found in the most surprising of places.

 

 

Me’sha Bryan (Romantics Anonymous, Caroline, or Change, The Lion King) is phenomenal as Celie.  Her performance is from the heart, reaching into your soul and speaking directly to you as if no one else were even in the audience.  As I say, phenomenal.  She takes you on the difficult journey of her character, all the while holding your hand, and reassuring you that everything will somehow be ok.  In the hands of the wrong person, this role could elicit only sympathy, yet Bryan propels beyond expectations, ensuring we have hope even in the darkest of times.  I know this essence was felt in the other audience members for she is quite literally cheered on throughout, and with showstopping moments such as ‘What About Love’, ‘I’m Here’ and ‘The Colour Purple’, it would take a robot to respond in any other way.  If Me’sha Bryan doesn’t receive an Olivier, I shall………well I don’t quite know what I shall do, but I shall do it!

 

 

Bree Smith (The Wiz, Coming To England, West Side Story) is sensational as Shug Avery and makes it crystal clear that everyone should have a Shug in their life.  Her performance of ‘Push Da Button’ (no not the Sugababes song) alone will leave you in no doubt that Smith is a force to be reckoned with.  Her ability to fill the theatre with individuality, compassion, and inner strength, whilst reducing you to lip wobbling emotions, is a true skill.  Unafraid to show her vulnerable side, she is sassy, sensual and sensitive, reminding us we can be all of these paradoxical states and do not ever have to pigeonhole ourselves to a one dimensional role that society expects of us.

 

 

Ako Mitchell has the ability to dominate with a ferocity that is so believable, you find yourself either recoiling or wanting to jump up and fight him whenever he is on the stage.  That is meant as a compliment for he is so believable with his performance that you forget that is IS a performance.  We are also given insight into why his character behaves as he does and this revelation is delivered so strikingly by Mitchell that it allows the edges of distaste for him soften, confusing the bejesus out of you, leading to a lot of internal questions about where the lines of acceptance, forgiveness, and understanding lay.  An exceptionally powerful performer, with a heightened sense of attention to detail ensure Ako Mitchell is a name you will google and won’t forget.

 

 

Ahmed Hamad (The Addams Family, Rumi) and Anelisa Lamola (The Wiz, Sunset Boulevard) provide a touching partnership as Harpo and Sofia, defying stereotypes, and providing us with a contrast to Celie and Misters relationship.  Their connection is feisty yet gentle, passionate yet calming, highlighting their talents with crystal clear clarity.  Sofia was one of my favourite characters, and Lamola’s performance of ‘Hell No!’ brought the house down.  The attitude was insane and I think many of us probably left making a promise to ourselves to channel our inner Sofia when the world tries to extract the urine!

 

 

The entire cast are undoubtedly brilliant, and I wish I could simply sit here and name check every single one of them, but instead I urge you to go and see for yourself, for you will not be disappointed.  And every exceptional cast always have an equally exceptional creative team behind the scenes, providing the magic which whisks us away into another world.  The Colour Purple is directed by Tinuke Craig and Lakesha Arie Angelo, choreographed by Mark Smith, designed by Alex Lowde, and lit and visualised by Joshua Pharo.  The immense Lyric Theatre stage becomes the host for wonderful theatre illusions, whether it be secret reveals from the stupendously brilliant set, luminating backdrops, transformative video production, or the subtle background sound effects subconsciously dripping into your brain.  But let’s just go back to the set for a second.  Huge walls host sliding openings that are like the door Mr. Ben found himself walking through, for you never knew where they could lead.  As they opened up, almost like an advent calendar, new sets within the set were revealed, meaning with no visible fuss, you could be taken from a shop front, to church, to a bar, to a prison.  It was brilliant and I was in awe of the sprinkling of magic theatre dust once again.

 

 

The book by Marsha Norman truly makes use of its theatre artform, thrusting the storytelling right into the palm of our hands via it’s complex and contradictory characters, giving us more insight into why people are the way they are and highlighting important themes, such as community, trauma and abuse as an inherited and learnt behaviour, and love in every adaption possible, from romantic, to platonic, to parental, sibling, community, and most importantly, self-love.  Music and lyrics stand equal in driving this production.  Written by Brenda Russell, Allee Willis and Stephen Bray, the songs blend into the familiar story with such honesty and emotion that it almost becomes impossible to imagine the The Color Purple without them.  They are used in an exemplary manner for musical theatre in that they take you places words cannot always express, allowing you to understand by feeling the emotion.  Musically, they are genius.  Inspired by flavours of the South, you will have your taste buds ignited by hints of jazz, ragtime, blues, R&B, gospel, African, and even a little bit of rock n’ roll.  The impact is mesmerising.  And when a show is opened up with such joyous gospel music, it’s all you can do to remain seated and let the professionals do their job, such is the inspirational power of music.

 

 

A stroke of storytelling genius were the three ‘gossips’ who fill us in on what is going on, share their opinions, and generally keep us informed.  The gossip style is delivered through brilliant singing canons, that are so quick, articulate, and hilarious, that the trio built up their own fan club as the show went on.  This element ensured that the shows dark and heart wrenching themes didn’t pull down the mood to such a level that it became difficult to enjoy the recovery and the survival.

 

 

The Color Purple is a stunning story, and despite it sounding potentially depressing with such hard hitting themes, instead, you are actually left with an overwhelming feeling of joy.  It is inspirational, and even though you may or may not directly identify with the themes of the play, I guarantee you will find yourself reflecting on elements of your own life because it connects with everyone on their own personal level in a way that will inspire, hearten and enlighten you to have courage, have hope, and have an unshakeable belief that you do matter and you can absolutely take ownership of your own story.  Whatever life you are living, The Color Purple, if nothing else, reminds us that it is YOUR life.

 

WE SCORE THE COLOR PURPLE...




 

 

 

 

 



English National Ballet - Swan Lake

English National Ballet's Swan Lake - Palace Theatre, Manchester - Wednesday 5th October 2022

The words ‘Swan Lake’ immediately evokes the senses, from its infamous visual routines to its gloriously soaring music by Tchaikovsky.  It has been performed all around the globe, parodied, re-imagined, and even been performed on ice.  It is quite simply a stunning piece of art, and I feel privileged to have been invited along to watch The English National Ballet breathe life into this iconic and stunning dance phenomenon.

 

 

Prince Siegfried is celebrating his birthday, and what a lavish celebration it is.  Gifted with a crossbow, he decides to go hunting alongside the lake, where he happens upon a flock of swans.  It transcends that these swans are in fact enchanted Princesses who have been kidnapped by the evil half man, half bird sorcerer Rothbart and transformed into swans.  Princess Odette leads the flock and as Siegfried’s eyes fall upon her, he becomes enraptured by her beauty.  Siegfried is charmed and captivated by Odette, and proclaims his undying love for her, pledging himself to her for the rest of his life.  Siegfried returns to his palace, full of love, and ready to fulfil his promise, starting by informing his mother.  She, however, already has a perfectly pretty parade of women lined up for Siegfried to choose from for his future bride.  One of these women is none other than Rothbart’s daughter Odile, but he has disguised her as Odette, knowing that it is she who Siegfried will choose.  He does so, failing to spot the real Odette outside begging him to remain faithful, instead pledging himself to Odile, who he believes is Odette.  Odette is heartbroken and returns to the lake.  Odile and Rothbart reveal themselves, leaving Siegfried painfully aware of Rothbart’s manipulation.  He runs to Odette by the lake, explains the situation and begs her forgiveness, which is granted, leading to a showdown between himself and the dark and dangerous Rothbart.  I won’t give away the ending just in case you don’t know the story, but it’s emotional.

 

 

I’m just going to jump straight into the most iconic routines of Swan Lake, including the swans' entrance, the dance of the little swans, the black swan and the finale.  But first, my theatre tingles began before the show had even started when I saw the layout in the orchestra pit and realised this was a full orchestra, ready to fill the air with rich and emotive music.  As a violin and oboe ring out, Odette introduces herself and everything is sublime.  Then Rothbart appears in a swathe of magnificence, dominating the stage with his powerful wings, and a magical transformation takes place, replacing Princess Odette with the infamous swan right before your very eyes.  It is impressive.

 

 

The swans' entrance made everyone in the audience sit up a little straighter, made their pupils dilate a little more and made you grasp just how lucky you were to be at this stunning and spectacular classic ballet.  It’s quite impossible to describe the impact of this moment as numerous dancers dressed as beautiful, elegant and graceful swans cascade onto the stage.  As their arms gently ripple, whilst extended on full pointe in sous-sus, the effect is hypnotic.  The power, strength, grace and beauty of so many ballerinas moving as one, is everything I hoped it would be.  Set against a dark lake, their pristine white costumes thrive, and the escapism provided is priceless.  The dance of the little swans is possibly one of the most iconic numbers associated with Swan Lake, which was evident in the ripple of recognition that filtered through the audience.  Seeing this routine live in its full intended glory was akin to seeing one of your idols perform live.  You’ve seen it before in part, recognise it, are familiar with its work, but to see it up close and personal takes you to a whole new level of appreciation.  The unison, strength, discipline and coordination required is exceptional.  These stunning four dancers must dance as one, in a line, whilst holding hands, and dance technical and impressive ballet moves.  Like many others, I have seen this routine parodied many times before, most famously by Morecombe & Wise, and somehow this only added to the enjoyment.

 

 

The appearance of the black swan was also a moment to behold, producing the first cries of ‘brava’ from the audience.  It is known as one of the most technically challenging dances for a ballerina, and I’m not surprised!  I lost count of the amount of turns on pointe (apparently there are 32!).  Can we just pause to catch our breath here though.  32 turns – on one leg - whilst whipping yourself around with the other – all on pointe!!  All without travelling, losing balance, or losing focus for even a millisecond.  I add my own Manchester version of ‘brava’ here - ‘Top banana our kid!’

 

 

The finale between Odette, Siefgried and Rothbart is dramatic, emotive and will have you on the edge of your seat, torn halfway between biting your nails and breaking your heart.  To see the trust between these dancers as Odette is ripped between two dance partners is sensational.    

 

 

Add glorious sets to the immaculate dancing, costumes and music and the effect is complete.  The show is in four acts, allowing scene changes to be substantial and fitting.  The lake is dark and gloomy, yet bewitching, and opens the third act bathed in mist, providing a protective and beguiling camouflage for the swans.  It is stunning.  A little detail I loved was when the swans stood up to dance, the mist came with them, whispering out from their tutus like a cry for help.  Siegfried’s lavish home was given two sets, both portraying opulence, and making use of the full depth of the large stage for fantastic ensemble routines, such as his party when different national dances were performed.

 

 

Derek Deane’s Swan Lake utilises not only his own creative genius, but that of his dancers, and in particular his principals.  Lead Principal, Fernanda Oliveira (Nutcracker, Sleeping Beauty, Romeo & Juliet) is a sight to behold as Odette and Odile.  She floated as if on air as Odette, then seduced with a fiery passion as Odile, appealing to every essence of the human psyche.  First soloist Ken Saruhashi (Giselle, Nutcracker, Romeo & Juliet) is relentlessly energetic and flawless as Prince Siegfield.  He bounded across the stage with such ease, he created the impression of defying gravity itself.  First soloist Junor Souza (Romeo & Juliet, Nutcracker, Giselle) is a powerful force to be reckoned with as the mysterious Rothbart.  Commanding, and in complete control, with delicious acting accompanying his every move.

 

 

Along with Derek Deane, additional choreography by Frederick Ashton, design by Peter Farmer, lighting by Howard Harrison and The English National Ballet Philharmonic led by Musical Director and Conductor Gavin Sutherland, this creative team have ensured that their production of Swan Lake stands the test of time and fills the theatre with magic and beauty, both of which are needed in our outwardly grey world right now.    

 

 

There is nothing that screams ballet more than the stunning sight of numerous ballerinas, all dressed in delicate white tutus, moving as one in utter unison.  Swan Lake has beauty, drama, tension, heartache, and music that will make your soul take flight, moving you and connecting you to some internal need you didn’t know needed fulfilling.  It is without a doubt one of the highlights of my life seeing this ballet – something I have been waiting to see since I first donned my own first black and white tutu as a mere cygnet.  That’s a lot of expectation and not only did it fly through, but it also surpassed, leaving me with streams of tears and gulping sobs.  No wonder it is the worlds most popular ballet.  It has already been performed for over 140 years, and I am certain it will still be being performed in another 140!  It’s fairy tale style story, immaculate costumes, magically emotive music, and exceptional dance ensure that Swan Lake is easily one of the most accessible ballets for dance experts, dance lovers, newbies, and everyone in between.  It is powerful yet graceful, innocent yet dark, passionate yet polite.  It is a perfectly split personality of a show, a true reflection of the white and black swan in all of us.  We all resonate with swans, gliding through life outwardly to the world, yet paddling like hell in private beneath the surface just to survive, so paddle those exhausted legs to the theatre and give yourself a well-deserved treat in the form of the mesmerising Swan Lake.    

 

WE SCORE SWAN LAKE – 9/10

 

Saturday Night Fever

Saturday Night Fever - Palace Theatre, Manchester - Tuesday 27th September 2022

Saturday Night Fever on a Tuesday night was just the tonic needed for that start of week dip we are all prone to feeling. I’m equally invigorated and exhausted from watching this electrifying cast boogie their flares off, and I know that those iconic Bee Gees tunes will be happily bouncing through my mind for the foreseeable. For a show that has delinquent darkness, illuminating light, and a sprinkling of the everyday in between, Saturday Night Fever favours the feel-good factor as the takeaway treat, because the outstanding dancing and legendary music hustle their way into the spotlight and claim the leading roles as their own.

 

 

Meet Tony Manero, a young New Yorker who lives for the weekend where he can come alive through his dancing. Trapped in a mundane existence with a family who instead of offering understanding and support, provide a few fists and a blind eye, Tony’s true home is at the nightclub. His gang of friends often provide more trouble than he can handle, throwing him further into his rhythmical escape. Tony may be worshipped as King of the dance floor, ensuring he can strut his stuff, get the girls and be admired by all who inhabit clubland, but his private turmoil never truly leaves him. Upon entering a dance competition, his desperation to prove his worth and be told he is good at something in life leads to true friendship, honesty, and ends with a night that turns everything upside down.  In a world fuelled by aggression, abuse, gangs, suicide, and drugs, can dance be the answer? Well, if you listen to our very own Manchester brothers Barry, Robin and Maurice, they will happily answer. It’s quite simple - you should be dancing, yeah!

 

 

Disco fever explodes across the stage through its rainbow lighting, thematic costumes and glitter balls to end all glitter balls.  Wow!  Situated not only across the stage but through the audience, the entire theatre is dazzled with the ultimate disco vibe and a beauty that made me want to readdress my lighting situation at home!  The main staple set is a trio of pieces that represent fire escapes, creating that New York feel, and also cleverly double as everything else you may need.  With a projected backdrop moving us from a street to a bridge, and beyond, flat sets that are manoeuvred on stage or slip on from above, the speed at which these changes occur, sometimes for the sake of a few minutes, is pretty impressive to say the least.  As the curtain rises to a familiar frozen Saturday Night Fever dance formation, a note rings out, the audience go wild, and the dancing begins.  And what dancing it is!  It was all anyone in the audience could talk about.  This cast is relentless and never seem to tire out.  From iconic moves built into ensemble sequences that are repeated or rippled through dance canons, to utterly emotive partner work and solo magic, we are privy to disco, Latin, ballet, contemporary and pure class.    

 

 

Jack Wilcox (Anything Goes, White Christmas, Joseph) is a beacon of dance as Tony Manero.  I think he is literally unstoppable and has mastered the strut to perfection.  He takes Tony on a believable journey through both acting and dance and connects with the audience immediately.  Oh, and cue lots of whooping when he whips his top and pants off to change into the iconic white suit  - which of course is what people were so happy to see!  His solo dance to Immortality was so stunning, his partner work so tender yet strong, and he led the disco ensemble moments with exemplary style, it was clear to all that Tony Manero may have been born to dance, but so was Jack Wilcox

 

 

Rebekah Bryant (9-5, The Brits, Carnival Cruises) as the fiery Stephanie Mangano was a beautifully sleek, effortless dancer.  She had a gorgeous solo, created an amazing mixture of sass, sexy, and sensitive, as she portrayed a girl who was just trying to make a better life for herself.  Bryant made everything look so easy, a true sign of talent and years of dedication.  Billie Hardy (Chicago, Bat Out Of Hell, Cilla) played the underdog Annette and she took us from a fun loved up girl who made you giggle, to a broken, beaten shell with amazing acting.  In the scene where she took drugs, even when the focus wasn’t on her character, she never stopped, and I kept looking over just waiting for her to collapse or pass out it was so real.  Faizal Jaye (Bad Girls, Seussical, Made In Dagenham) deserves a mention as DJ Monty for the commitment, energy and party vibes.  Most of his part was isolated on top of one of the fire escapes, but he matched the ensemble dancers move for move and just did not stop for breath!  Then he sang – epic!!  More of the Jaye singing needed for sure!  He was amazing.

 

 

Harry Goodson-Bevan, Dominic Gore, Liam Morris and James Brice are a strong force as Tony’s pals, and their dance numbers, particularly a choreographed fight scene, are powerful, exciting and mesmerising.  Each has their own distinctive character, which is great to see, and Goodson-Bevan has a heart-breaking moment with his solo Tragedy, ensuring we all just wanted to give him a hug.  

 

 

Melody E Jones plays the devout Flo Manero – Tony’s mum, Phillip Aiden as Frank – Tony’s abusive dad, Marios Nicolaides as Tony’s brother Frank Junior, and Emily Bolland as his sister Linda, and together they create great dramatic scenes which capture why Tony ends where he ends.  There are some touching scenes between Wilcox and Nicolaides that actually left me wanting more of Frank Jnr’s story too.

 

 

AJ Jenks, Drew Ferry, and Oliver Thomson as Barry, Maurice, and Robin Gibb loom high above the action and sing the majority of the shows numbers, leaving the cast to dance to with the highest energy, fearless of belting out a breathless note.  It allows the songs to be used in numerous ways too, and not just shoehorned in to feed an emotion of a particular character at a poignant moment, meaning they can just be enjoyed in their purest disco form as a soundtrack to swig those hips to. The trio are impeccable and their falsetto harmonies are just so alluring that I really hope Barry Gibb has heard them sing for they emulate the spirit of the Bee Gees with a goosebumpy clarity.

 

 

Saturday Night Fever captures the spirit of disco in all its glory, right down to the disco chequered floor reflected in the mirror for all to behold.  The dancing is most definitely the star of this show, and given centre stage time and time again, and deservedly so.  The nightclub atmosphere created is so contagious that it creates my only dilemma with the production as a whole – that you couldn’t jump up on stage and join in the party!  The string of hit songs from the Bee Gees provide the perfect playlist and it’s a humble reminder not only of just how many songs they recorded, but how many songs they wrote for others which were also chart-topping hits.  What a privilege it must be to dance every night to such a phenomenal back catalogue of songs that form such a huge part of people’s lives, memories, and hearts.  So, unless you have been living under a rock, you will most definitely know the music from Saturday Night Fever and unless your funky bones are broken, you’ll be hard pushed to sit still throughout the show. Whether it be a cheeky foot tapping along to the beat, or a subtle shoulder shimmy gathering momentum to the disco inferno, you’ll find yourself master of the chair dancing until you can take it no more and your own escape through dance just has to be let loose! Grab those flares, flex those muscles, shake what your mamma gave you, and hustle your way down to The Palace Theatre with the absolute knowledge that no matter what night of the week it is, a little bit of Saturday Night Fever will be waiting for you.  And as they say, now – we strut!

 

WE SCORE SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER – 10/10


 

Girl from the North Country

Girl From The North Country - The Lowry, Salford - Tuesday 20th September 2022

From first seeing Girl From The North Country advertised at The Lowry pre covid, and hearing some its songs being given a musical make over on Magic At The Musicals, I have been anticipating the arrival of this show with a growing excitement for quite some time.  A story written around the already emotive and storytelling music of Bob Dylan holds a kind of promise to do it justice, for Dylan’s music as we know was always written with far more than a catchy tune in mind.  Political, thought provoking, philosophical, and continually trying to establish social change, these songs have stood the test of time, with modern power houses like Adele covering them, so even if you think you’re not aux fait with Bob Dylan’s music, you will know and enjoy it more than you realise for it has been threaded through our culture and has been blowing through our subconscious minds, just like the answers have been blowing in the wind.

 

 

Set in 1934 Minnesota America, during their Great Depression, Girl From The North Country takes a powerful and poignant look at love, life and family.  Nick Laine runs a guesthouse on the edge of Lake Superior which has seen better days, much like its current guests have, all of whom seem to be drawn to the comfort of shared living with other tortured souls.  Nicks own family are too struggling, with his wife Elizabeth living with an illness of the mind, son Gene in the grips of addiction and heartbreak, and adoptive daughter Marianne pregnant and unmarried (more of a big deal then than it is now).  His once grand guest house is on the verge of collapse and foreclosure, with the suffocation of the bank always hanging over him.  Nick tries to find solace himself by becoming entangled in a love affair with the recently widowed guest Mrs. Neilson, but far from helping his addled mind, complicates things further.  The Burke family are equally trapped in their own turmoil, losing their business in the financial crash and trying to adjust to their new living arrangements, whilst the arrival of Joe, a boxer come convict freshly released from prison, and Marlowe, a preacher come crook, throw the guest house dynamics, lives and futures into a fresh kind of hurricane, ensuring Dylan’s own words were never truer – The Times, They Are A-Changin’.       

 

 


The show opens with instruments placed sparsely across the stage, an actor comes out, takes a microphone and a song rings out. Other cast members emerge onto the stage and through the audience, wrapping us in the centre of their glorious harmonies as the band join in. It is a magnificent opening. The story begins to unfold immediately, and it becomes clear that Conor McPherson is an exceptional playwright, captivating us with the array of intriguing, brutal and dark backgrounds of the characters. There is always a hint of more to come, something being held back and as the play continues, these elements hit with perfect timing, creating ripples of shock throughout the theatre yet delighting us in the reveal at the same time. There are live musicians onstage throughout, forming an incredible band rather than a full-blown orchestra, giving a more intimate feel to the whole thing. The actors are multi-talented and share their skills in the piano, drums and harmonica. It seems everyone does everything in this cast and it really does provide you with a unique sense of intimacy and unity. There is superb and humourous attention to detail via the use of props where a mattress is thrown onto the floor as a guest bed for the night and a wave of dust bellows out of it before Joe is asked to pay up for the privilege.  Despite the emotional stories of the characters, there is clever and dry humour throughout, with corkers in the middle of an argument such as “Don’t ambush me with my own double standards,” and Elizabeth telling the Reverend during his preaching to f@&* off!  On that note, Girl From The North Country does have its fair share of swearing in it, so bear that in mind when booking as it may not be for the ears of younger audience members.

 

 

The set is simple in design, which only adds to its ability to create a wraparound feel, that the audience are just as much a part of the guest house as the characters are.  This is embodied further by the use of lighting, which is something I have never seen before.  The audience were bathed in the same light as the stage.  If it went dark on stage, it went dark in the audience, if lights were brought up on stage, so too were they brought up in the audience.  I have to say I was fascinated by this feature and it created a vibe that I have never experienced.  The whole thing felt comfortable somehow, which sounds weird considering some of the heart-breaking stories, but it did.  I felt welcomed into the guest house.

 

 

This is a different kind of musical, as it is not led by song, but guided by it.  Most musicals use their songs to tell part of the story and so would be lost without them.  Girl From The North Country uses song in a very different way.  Firstly, they are often sung through a stand alone microphone that has been brought on, so the singer become an observer, narrators, or storytellers as the ensemble continue to act out the narrative, rather than always singing about themselves as is usually the case.  The songs set a tone, a vibe, an essence, rather than being literal, and they are not always sung in full, but snippets of Dylan’s works are blended to exemplary use.  This again is a new way of working, ensuring that this is definitely not a juke box musical, and it took me a while to get used to it, but once I had, I cannot say how much it impressed me.  The interesting thing is that this show works so well yet could equally be split into two shows – the play and a concert, and both would work perfectly well independently.  Dylan’s songs have been given a new flavour and I have to say were performed to perfection by this outstanding cast.  My favourite moments were the ensemble numbers such as Like A Rolling Stone, Hurricane, and Forever Young because this cast singing together was like a hug I didn’t know I needed.  It was glorious.  They were glorious.  

 

 

Colin Connor (War Horse, Our Country’s Good, To Kill A Mocking Bird) played the overwhelmed Nick Laine.  Torn between love, duty, heart and head, Connor portrayed his internal conflicts beautifully, so the audience could feel both anger and sympathy towards him.  It takes a skilled actor to portray a man having an affair right under his wife’s nose and still be likeable.  Frances McNamee (A Lady Of Little Sense, The Last Ship, Royal Shakespeare Company) is wonderful as Elizabeth Laine.  She simply didn’t stop, ensuring every nuance of her characters illness was portrayed at all times.  Her singing grabbed my soul and took it on a journey, particularly in Forever YoungMcNamee played Elizabeth so touchingly that even though she had an illness of the mind, she often made more sense than most other characters around her, and her ability to deliver killer lines was diva worthy. 

 

 

Gregor Milne (professional debut – wow!) as Gene Laine is brilliant.  He has a scene that is so uncomfortable in his treatment of Joe, yet he has such tender scenes with Katherine or his mother that again you can’t help but see the good as well as the bad.  He swaggers around with a believable arrogance and drunkenness, equally portraying an underlying vulnerability.  Brilliant.  Justina Kehinde (Best Of Enemies, Hot In Here, Around The World in 80 Days) as Marianne is immediately likeable, warm, approachable, but tough and strong.  Her voice is liquid gold and she has such a natural stage presence that you find yourself continually pulled into her performance.  Understudy Nichola MacEvilly (The Odd Couple, The Wake, Constance, Snapshot) is a powerhouse as Mrs. Neilson.  With some stunning vocals, tender acting, and comedic moments.  I am thrilled we were treated to her performance this evening and long may the light continue to shine on her.  Understudy Neil Stewart (Mrs. Henderson Presents, Spring Awakening, Jersey Boys) as Mr. Burke was so believable as the over the top salesman that I immediately brought a few real life characters I may know to mind.  His brashness made the tender moments with his son all the more moving, and honest.

 

 

Rebecca Thornhill (Matilda, Hairspray, Gypsy) as Mrs. Burke was so versatile, switching from her heart wrenching reaction to her sons tragedy, to singing with such grace, to playing the drums!  You name it, she did it.  What a talent.  Ross Carswell (another professional debut – incredible!) as Elias Burke was touchingly tender and terrifying in equal measures, taking his moment in the spotlight to lead a cracking musical number and commanding the stage.  Joshua C Jackson (Caliban, Showstoppers the improvised musical, Black Mirror) as Joe Scott was powerful, gentle, subtle, and kept you guessing right up to the end as to the true nature of his character.  Again, another outstanding singer, performer and demander of your attention.  Understudy Owen Lloyd (Another professional debut – impressive!) as Rev, Marlowe was controlled, calm and gave an air of danger and mistrust, all of which were completely intriguing and engaging.  Teddy Kempner as Mr. Perry, Frankie Hart as Katherine Draper (understudy) and Chris McHallem as Dr. Walker completed the main named cast.  Each were simply outstanding.  I know I keep saying this, but this cast was something special, each playing an integral part and shared their extraordinary talent.

 

 

Girl From The North Country is an exemplary piece of theatre, challenging the realms of musical theatre, and creating a play within it that feels like one of the classics!  I started out a little unsure but I have to say it completely won me over and I would watch it again in a heartbeat.  Emotive, witty, engaging and thematic, it likes to lean on your discomfort levels by making you face some harsh truths of social injustice, mental illness, prejudice, love, family, and grief, but it handles you with care, making sure you arrive back to your modern life a little wiser and with a little more patience and understanding for those we love.


WE SCORE THE GIRL FROM THE NORTH COUNTRY – 9/10

 

 

 

 

Dreamgirls

Dreamgirls - Palace Theatre, Manchester - Wednesday 14th September 2022

Dreamgirls immediately evokes images of glamour, glitz, and gorgeous vocals.  I was lucky enough to see Amber Riley play Effie White in London a few years ago and was so fundamentally moved by her performance that even now I find it difficult to express the sheer power of that big showstopping moment “And I am Telling You.”  It quite literally transcends lexicon.  My emotive experience with Dreamgirls left me thrilled to see it again this evening, but equally nervous as hell that I wouldn’t be able to provide enough descriptive justice to the primal, instinctual, gut exposing emotion it pulls out of you.  Be prepared to go from thinking life couldn’t get any better, to streaming with snot and having a stomach ache from crying so much – all at the speed of glittering lights.  It is a remarkable show that provides an emotional work out and leaves you speechless.

 

 

Dreamgirls is a musical tale as old as time of a young talented act starting out and taking on the world, gaining phenomenal success, only to be plagued by rifts in the band due to ego, favouritism, evil showbiz managers, and meddling from those who are supposed to have their best interests at heart.  It is the sad tale of too many real bands to mention, and is brought to life in glorious technicoloured, shimmering, soulful magnificence through the sensational highs and excruciating lows of our Dreamgirls.

 

 

Effie, Deena and Lorrell have stardust in their eyes.  An incredibly talented powerhouse trio, they enter a singing competition in 1962 Harlem, which there is no doubt they should win, enabling them to start their journey to success.  However, other forces are at play, and as crazed singer Jimmy Early loses his backing singers due to his outlandish behaviour, chancer Curtis sees an opportunity and rigs the competition ensuring The Dreamgirls don’t win, conveniently leaving them available to take up his offer of becoming Jimmy’s new backing singers.  With time, they find their own spotlight, Effie and Curtis fall in love, Effie’s brother C.C writes hit song after hit song and life is sweet.  That is until, Curtis strays – but not far enough – falling in love with Effie’s friend and band member Deena.  Lorrell is trapped in an endless cycle of love and despair with Jimmy, and Effie is completely estranged from everything and everyone she ever knew, leaving her alone and vulnerable at a time when she needs her girls more than ever.  As life moves on, Curtis uses every influence he has to not control only Deena but ensure that Effie’s light may never shine again.  But Curtis underestimates the shared love and history of the sisterhood.  Be utterly dazzled as the Dreamgirls rekindle their bond one last time in the comeback to end all comebacks – all you’ve got to do is dream.


 

 

Themes such as racism, coercive abuse, parenthood, friendship, the power of celebrity, the pitfalls of success, betrayal, beauty, feminism, and the darker side of showbiz, all lie on top of a stoic determination to ultimately remain true to who you are and the freedom and power that can bring.  Dreamgirls has a lot going on and has been created to tickle every single emotion possible, leaving you enraged, engrossed, enlightened and entirely at the whim of the incredible and perfectly formed dream team of cast and creatives.      

Dreamgirls tops the charts when it comes to ‘best bits,’ but I won’t divulge too much as I need to leave something for you to get excited about, because judging by tonight’s vocally involved audience, and friends telling me they are struggling to get a seat, I’m guessing if you’re reading this review, then you’re already halfway to booking those sparkling tickets!  ‘Steppin’ To The Bad Side,’ provides an incredible dance routine, with a red and black backlit stage reminiscent of Chicago meets Jailhouse Rock, meets West Side Story.

 

The choreography team of Casey Nicholaw (also director) and Sean Parkins set this scene aside as something special.  Dancers slowly, seductively and stealthily appear on stage, creating stunning silhouettes.  They effortlessly leap and fly off blocks, somersault, dance in unison, dance in canon, and present a strong, stylish routine that oozes a kind of cool rebellion, making you want to step into the bad side for sure!  In contrast, there is the beautifully empowering scene where Deena stands up to the abusive and coercive Curtis. 

 

 

The acting here is outstanding, and so real that as we see Deena struggling to follow through with what she knows must be done, the audience start shouting out, willing her on, supporting her!  And it’s a genuine response, there is no panto style audience participation here but an absolute desire to see Deena get to where she needs and wants to be.  Lorrell wins over the audience’s respect when she gets her sass on and gives Jimmy the dressing down of a lifetime, making everyone fall in love with this hilarious and loveable character even more.  Then of course there is THE moment.  I’d say prepare yourself, but it wouldn’t do you any good, because ‘And I Am Telling You,’ surely created the term ‘showstopper’.  This is why music is so important because it quite literally rendered everyone in the audience powerless.  Honestly, I can tell you how things went down, that it was affecting people so much they were unable to stop applause, cheers and cries in the many climatic pauses, that mouths were agog, that people were on their feet before it had ended, that many were crying, many were visibly shaking, and quite literally speechless, but you’ll think I’m exaggerating, think I’m a little OTT.  If anything, I’m UTT – under the top – I promise you’ll agree when you have lived it for yourself, because living every single word is precisely what happens.

 

 

So, I have to move straight on to the award-winning Nicole Raquel Dennis (Dear Evan Hansen, Waitress, Book Of Mormon, The Voice) who delivered this other worldly performance as Effie White.  It’s an utter privilege to have experienced such talent.  Just when you think that we have had all there is to give, out comes ‘I Am Changing’ and ‘One Night Only’.  My lungs want to pop just thinking about the power in those songs, yet Nicole Raquel Dennis just kept going.  Raw, moving, truthful, and heartfelt, every nuance was felt, leaving us in no doubt that she gave absolutely everything to the performance, and to us.  Wow.  Thank you Vienna!  Goodnight!    

 

 

Natalie Kassanga (Motown The Musical, Dear Evan Hansen, Oliver) is stunning as Deena Jones.  Another powerhouse, with licks and riffs as smooth and effortless as Mariah herself, she takes her character on an incredible transformation.  Kassanga layers the inner conflicts of self-belief so subtly throughout her performance, from her overprotective mother, to submitting to Effie’s talent, to Curtis’ controlling her, that the audience find themselves walking in her shoes too, wondering – how did we get here?  With achingly difficult moments juxtaposed against the beauty of her reunion with Effie, it was a performance that hooked the audience.

 

 

Paige Peddie (The Lion King, Fantastically Great Women Who Changed The World) as Lorrell Robinson was outstanding with her comic timing, non-verbal acting, and impeccable voice that just seemed to get stronger as the show went on.  Peddie never switched off and it was difficult to take your eyes off her, for her facial expressions were second to none.  Starting out as an innocent lovestruck fan of Jimmy Early’s, her journey into womanhood (her words), and her developing diva status, reclaiming her self-worth as she tells Jimmy they’re through, enabled every moment to be etched on her face with both hilarious and touching clarity.  Possibly my favourite character.

 

 

Matt Mills (Tina The Musical, Motown The Musical, Beautiful) as Curtis Taylor Jr. was domineering, convincing and full of humility as he took his pantomime style boo’s during curtain calls with the detached meaning in which they were intended.  This character had to be believable as a tyrannous, yet charismatic charmer for the show to work.  And there was no doubt that he was.  Another exceptional piece of acting, with a voice that could melt butter, and a dark streak that initially appears innocent enough to be intriguing, there is never any question of his command on stage.  Brandon Lee Sears (Be More Chill, Come From Away, Heathers) as Jimmy Early ignites the show!  Frenzied, untamed and wild, his moves shouldn’t even be possible!  They surely defy the laws of gravity, as he effortlessly slides into the splits, then just as effortlessly slides back up again as if the rewind button has just been hit.  Meanwhile, the majority of us mere mortals are creaking as we push ourselves out of our seats, willingly accepting the arm of our companions for that last haul.  I have no idea how he does what he does but it was mesmerising, and he undoubtedly sets the energy levels for the show, making it impossible not be drawn into his infectious personality.

 

 

Shem Omari James (Vanara, Songs For A New World, On The Town) as C.C.White, Jo Servi (The Colour Purple, The Lion King, Chess) as Marty, and Brianna Ogunbawo (The Book Of Mormon, Hairspray, Motown The Musical) as Michelle Morris are the most generous of supporting cast, and sing their socks off throughout.  They each shine as individuals and again bring a touch of class to this exciting and truly talented ensemble.   

Music, book, and lyrics are the brainchild of Henry Krieger and Tom Eyen.  The success of Dreamgirls was cemented in 2006 with the feature film version starring Jennifer Hudson and Beyonce Knowles, ensuring many of its songs took on a life force of their own.  With hits such as ‘And I Am Telling You’, ‘I Am Changing,’ ‘One Night Only,’ and ‘Listen,’ it is fair to say that those mystical creatures I’ve heard of who don’t like musicals, like Dreamgirls because its music cleverly bridges the two worlds of popular music and theatre music, creating a show for the masses.

 

 

If you hate crying or having your emotions exposed in public spaces, avoid Dreamgirls because it floors you.  However, I strongly suggest you face this fear and go with it because it also picks you back up too, lifting you to places higher than you ever dreamed possible.  Dreamgirls has an aura, an unseen addition to the show which gives you permission to believe in yourself, to trust your own authenticity, and to know that you can break free from the negative energy trying to dim your light.  It is entertaining, inspirational, and igniting.  I cannot recommend enough, nor feel that words can enlighten you enough.  This show is an experience, something that needs to be felt, so allow yourself some sparkle, allow yourself to rediscover your own spotlight and never be afraid to shine.
 

WE SCORE DREAMGIRLS – 10/10



Photo credits: Matt Crockett

The Glass Menagerie - Royal Exchange Theatre, Manchester - Saturday 10th September 2022

Stepping into The Royal Exchange Theatre Manchester is an experience to behold before you have even had the privilege of watching one of their productions.  An impressive theatre in the round, with stunning architecture and beautiful glass domes, it is the perfect home for The Glass Menagerie and the perfect way to spend a Saturday afternoon.  This production has waited in the wings long enough though.  Another theatrical covid casualty, it has finally been given its well deserved moment in the spotlight, and delivers with a fresh interpretation which is witty, wonderful, and capable of making your bottom lip wobble too.

 

 

The play starts with the character Tom, a lighter, a huge neon sign ironically stating ‘Paradise’, and a sense that we are about to be taken on a unique journey.  He talks to the audience directly, informing us we are about to watch a play, a play that is based on Tom’s memories of his suffocating upbringing.  As he takes us back in time, the neon sign obeys and spins in an anti-clockwork direction, with other characters slowly manoeuvring themselves around the performance space in a backwards direction too.  This technique is used throughout the production allowing time hops, and false memory recall to be played back with accuracy instead of the way individual characters may wish to remember events.

 

 

Siblings Tom and Laura are stifled by their mother Amanda, who tries to control every aspect of their past, present, and future.  Constantly comparing her own memories to her children’s present, she always seems to find them lacking, and whilst she believes her desires for them are in their best interests, she is blindly oblivious of the unhappiness and unease this causes.  Tom finds escape through poetry, cigarettes and all nighters at the movies, facts his mother refuses to accept as the truth. Laura’s haven is found through her music and collection of glass animals, and as Laura’s absence from her business school is discovered by her overbearing mother, we begin to understand why such escape is necessary.  Laura suffers with illness and an overwhelming shyness, a trait her mother seems to have no concept of, resulting in stomach churning social situations for Laura that make her physically sick with anxiety.  These are escalated when Amanda insists that Tom bring home a friend from work to ensure Laura starts to receive gentlemen callers (just as she did when she was young even when she was ill with malaria fever – the implication being, “If I can do it darling daughter, then so can you.”)

 

 

Amanda’s reasons may have the best intentions, but she fails to listen to what her children tell her, and Laura is left in the most cringe worthy of situations when the friend Tom brings home is her old crush.  As they get along beautifully, with Jim showing her an understanding and new level of kind acceptance that is lacking in her life, she believes they have a future.  But this story does not have a happy ending for anyone involved, and as Tom fights just to dream of his ambitions, Amanda is equally as forceful about keeping them from him, deeming him selfish for daring to dream.  There is a lot going on with this story, with deeper, more untold truths than I can lay out in a simple synopsis.

 

 

The cast is four strong with Geraldine Somerville as Amanda, Rhiannon Clements as Laura, Joshua James as Tom, and Eloka Ivo as Jim.  This Tennessee Williams play introduces four strongly contrasting characters, and each actor portrays these distinctions with stunning ease and clarity.  Somerville gives us an Amanda that we love to hate.  She is unbearable, manipulative, yet utterly captivating and you can’t get enough of her sweet tone and sing song memories, as they bleed into utter venomous outbursts at her perception of Tom’s selfish tendencies.  Her emotional range and class are available at the flick of a switch and are quite remarkable to watch.  Clements is endearing, and delightful as Laura.  Completely believable as someone who is crippled with shyness, there were genuine moments in the play where I wanted to rush on stage and give her a much-needed comforting hug because her vulnerability was so real.  There was a section when she was facing me head on, utterly distraught by Jim’s announcement, and she did not break character for a second, her face and body physically hurting with emotion.  Extraordinary.

 

 

James was commanding as Tom and had a wickedly dry sense of humour and style of delivery that hit the mark every time.  Again, he was able to portray his anguish through heart wrenching emotional outbursts, then reign everything back in to deliver a killer one liner.  Remarkable.  Ivo was utterly charming as Jim.  He truly came to life in the second act and had the audience eating out of the palm of his hand with his energy, his swagger and completely natural approach to his role.  The audience seemed to physically lean into his performance and his gentle approach to kindness left your heart smiling.  This cast flows.  Their characters were so defined and strong that you could go away and imagine how any conversation between any combination might play out.    

 

 

Director Atri Banjerjee is no stranger to The Royal Exchange, holding the position of Associate Director since 2017.  The Glass Menagerie is his directorial debut, and it is exciting to witness such a fresh perspective on a classic play.  The use of time, memory, and a soundtrack worthy of any diva, frame this 1944 play in a new light that will no doubt attract both loyal theatre goers and new ones alike.

 

 

Set design and lighting are provided by Rosanna Vize and Lee Curran. Aesthetically streamlined, clean and simple, with the upmost thought to detail, they combine to provide intrinsically clever features such as the floor lit to give the impression it is made of glass, the paradise sign not only capable of spinning at different speeds and in different directions to align with the frenzied grasp of memories, but its structure being used by the cast in numerous ways.  Candles and bright flowers grace the stage to give a calm serene atmosphere for the scenes of acceptance between Laura and Jim.

 

 

This production is not afraid to take its time, enlisting the first half to a feeling of drifting on by with nowhere in particular to go.  This sense of drifting is echoed in the physical space between characters during pivotal moments, which match the growing fractures of their relationships.  It is metaphor heaven, but sadly, overhearing a few conversations during the interval, some it was lost in translation, instead simply leaving a feeling the story could have been told much quicker. 

 

 

The Glass Menagerie is a classic, and as such, audiences who know the play will always come to it with strong opinions and views of what its themes are and how it should be presented. But it is quite simple; glass reflects, and the clear reflection I saw this afternoon was a virtually full Royal Exchange, an engaged audience, and a standing ovation.  What more can you ask for?


WE SCORE THE GLASS MENAGERIE - 8/10




Photo credits: Mark Brenner

 

 

Wayne Steven Jackson: And Here I Find Myself

And Here I Find Myself - The Lowry, Salford - Friday 9th September 2022

By their very nature, smaller studio shows do not always attract the same amount of attention as the larger, all singing, dancing, glittering big budget productions, but I desperately urge you to never be fooled into thinking that makes them any less of an experience.  Some of the most emotive work I have ever had the pleasure of crying buckets at, being educated at, and learning a little more about myself at, all the while being thoroughly entertained, have been in the Lowry’s Studio Theatre, so with that in mind, I cheekily invited myself along to tonight’s showing of Wayne Steven Jacksons latest venture – And Here I Find Myself. 

The show is immediately captivating, with Wayne entering the performance space, speechless, but following a series of instructions that appear on a luminated piece of paper hanging from above.  He has to hide.  But where?  He cautiously breaks into our audience space, but the instructions and messages tell him this isn’t good enough.  We can see him.  He must do better.  He tries again, fails again.  Now he must jump.  But how high?  He is told.  Higher.  He must jump higher.  And so, the scene is set, instructions on a piece of paper simulating a society full of rules that we unquestioningly follow with no real understanding as to why, other than that’s just what you do.  As the demands become more obscure and unfathomable, from instructions to perform pelvic thrusts or handstands, and as Wayne’s discomfort grows, the responsive giggles from the audience to this almost Derren Brown style psychological opening die down as we start to realise that this is all a metaphor of how trying to follow societal rules, laws and expectations can leave you lost, stuck, or on a never-ending loop to nowhere. 


As the show unfolds, a rhythm emerges.  Flashbacks through time to Wayne’s childhood home, where every year everything has changed, yet nothing has changed but the matching duvet, lampshade, and matching curtains.  Rules that Wayne must follow, boxes he must tick, that somehow stay unticked, portrayed through the inventive use of a step ladder.  The monologues pushing on through his history, memories, half forgotten, half remembered, his touching and moving truth of trying to become a parent.  Questions are dropped in, questions that I doubt anyone had an answer to, creating spellbinding and thought-provoking moments.  Do we really want the things we aim for, or are we just programmed from a young age to think we want them?  What happens if things don’t work out the way we’d planned?  How did we all end up here in this theatre together tonight?  What led each of us here?  Different outcomes of different paths, plans or choices may well have meant that I wasn’t experiencing this show tonight.  But I am, and I’m glad, so how can I regret the circumstances that made it happen?  Even if those circumstances mean things haven’t worked out the way that I’d planned either?

All this brilliant, philosophical, internal debate is divulged through exceptional new and innovative modes of storytelling, combining digital media, original music, physical theatre and performance.  There are truly wonderful moments, such as black and white moving images brought to colourful life with a sweep of a hand, and the paper slatted scenery being shredded before your eyes.    
     

And Here I Find Myself is funny, poignant, intriguing and delivered by an instantly likeable performer.  You want to listen, and even when Wayne is not speaking, you want to hear.  He shares his story of trying to become a father as a single gay man, and even when the world catches up and Laws are amended to make this possible, somehow, it is still out of reach.  Things don’t always work out the way we planned.  It’s a harsh but honest truth and one that each of us can relate to in our own way. 

Wayne Steven Jackson has multiple strings to his professional bow.  As well as being a captivating performer, he is innovative in his work as an artist, lecturer, workshop facilitator, writer, and collaborator.  Starting out as a co-founder of Escape, he has since produced critically acclaimed show Now/Then, become a published academic, Head of TaP at Manchester’s own Arden School Of Theatre, and is collaborative founder and senior lecturer for performance practice at Sheffield Hallam University.  He is known for his innovative work regarding memory, developing exciting explorations through performance of its vulnerabilities, reliability and its power to hinder or elicit change, both personal and social.  Much of his work, and certainly tonight’s performance, comes from a personal and truthful place, evoking genuine emotion in both performer and audience alike.    

There are some beautiful, poetic, heartfelt sentiments in the play, such as, “True love is not wanting to fall asleep because your reality is better than ever dream could ever be,” and I admire any performance that can equally make my heart melt, engage my brain, make me ponder some of the big stuff, and simultaneously make me giggle like a naughty kid at the back of the class.  And Here I Find Myself is entertaining and intriguing, and at just an hour long, it’s a show that holds your hand as it takes you to the metaphorical funfair, then leaves you on your own to figure out what ride you want to go on.  Whichever one you choose; you might just find it leads you to exactly where you’re meant to be. 

 

 

Unfortunate - The Lowry, Salford - Wednesday 7th September 2022

Unfortunate has been creating a lot of buzz in the theatre world, and many have been eager to see this rebellious take on The Little Mermaid.  Take the Disney out of Disney, tell the story from a different character’s point of view and you have yourselves a fresh, fierce, and fabulous show that has more pulling power than Ursula’s sea witchy octopus tentacles.  Make no mistake, this is Ursula’s story and Ariel is merely bait.

 

 

Unfortunate is the new offering from Fat Rascal Theatre, a company set up by graduates of East 15 and run entirely by women.  They have produced 7 brand new musicals to date, winning numerous awards, and pride themselves on challenging the constraints and stereotypes of being a woman in the biz we call show.  Their aim is to create theatre that not only entertains but evokes a sense of empowerment, inspiration and liberation.  So, have they achieved this, and what is their show all about?  Ursula has always been seen as a villain, but really, she ain’t so bad – she’s just misunderstood.  She has had her heart broken, and honestly – we’ve all been there and done some crazy things ourselves in that position.  She just needs a little understanding and then maybe even she can have her own happily ever after, right?  Ariel is so last year, so let’s find out what really happened under the sea all those years ago through the filthy, smutty mind of a delicious diva.

 

 

We follow Ursula from when Atlantica banished her after she was framed for murdering Kirsty the sea cucumber, to her years living in the corpse of a sea creature with her two gay best friends, to the deal she makes with King Triton in which she is to prepare Ariel for the throne.  As her story unfolds through catchy new music written by Tim Galvin, cleverly interspersed with musical phrases from The Little Mermaid and nods towards other musical favourites such Wicked and numerous other Disney films such as The Lion King, we are treated to some brilliant one liners which divulge more information (sometimes more filth than we needed to know) about Ursula’s lifestyle, love life and aspirations.  Interestingly, her story arc is about falling in love, losing love then finding it again, and whilst this may seem at odds with the objectives Fat Rascal have of empowering women, it is enlightening to see things happen on HER terms, right down to making her man give birth instead of her!

 

 

Think Book Of Mormon, meets Wicked, meets Drag Race, meets Disney and you’ll still only have an inkling of what to expect in this unique smutty, slutty, shake your coconutty kind of show.  The audience were wild!  Unfortunate has clearly already accrued a fan base who had turned up in full force tonight, helping Triton and Ursula whisk up a frenzied storm in the aptly named Quays theatre.  The jokes, one liners and innuendo are so thick and fast (ooh err missus) that you hardly dare breathe for fear of missing a gag or ten, and the references to popular culture are dripping throughout, with a ‘Free Shamu’ campaign even being shoehorned in.

 

 

Song lyrics are sharp, sarcastic yet with genuine messages, and aren’t afraid to sick two fingers up to outdated Disney messages.  A strong example of this is when the song ‘Kiss The Girl’ from The Little Mermaid is parodied into ‘Ask For Consent Before You Kiss The Girl.’  The great thing about new musicals is new songs, and Unfortunate has a varied, fun collection, with title track Unfortunate being my personal favourite.  Coupled with satirical, tongue in cheek lyrics that poke fun, they don’t hold back on language, so don’t assume that a show about Ursula is one for your younger children, with songs such as “I Wanna Be Where The Boys With Dicks Are,” parodying the infamous Disney song “Part Of Your World.”  “We Didn’t Make It To Disney”, is another brilliant number that allows for more fun poking, showing all the characters that fall outside of their perfect world and gives endless scope for imagination.

 

 

Due to cast illness, Allie Dart stepped in at the last minute to play Ursula – what a phenomenal performance!  Commanding, engaging, and down right fabulous from the tip of her bouffant wig, to the last scale on her tentacle!  Her timing and gift for a filthy one liner had the audience eating out of the palm of her hand and I’m sure her fan base multiplied with every nuance.  Danni Payne also stepped in to play a different role, Sebastian, amongst many others.  The energy, the switching of accents, switching of roles, from crabs to puppetry, was non stop and portrayed a huge range of talent.  Miracle Chance gave us Ariel as you’ve never seen her before – a TOWIE, meets Love Island, meets X Factor wannabe, whose head is so filled with salt water that she doesn’t know her backside from her elbow. 

 

 

The voice is hilarious, the facial expressions even more so, which are just sublime when Ariel has lost her voice and so has to communicate in a whole different way.  It’s brilliant.  Jack Gray, Jamie Mawson, and George Whitty play every other character between them and work tirelessly and beyond the expectations of anyone.  I literally don’t know how they kept it up without collapsing.  Each character was completely different from their last, whether that be through style, puppetry, dance, or how much they sent themselves up.  George Whitty in particular had a cracking voice as Triton.  In short, they are all brilliant, and possible one of the tightest casts I have ever seen.  They are relentless with their performing and it pays off in tidal waves.  

 

 

As mentioned, puppetry is used throughout Unfortunate and is a fantastic addition to the show, creating endless opportunities for hilarity, creativity, and uniqueness.  Hugh Purves has designed these perfectly for the style of the show and each one has its own way of being operated which is equally interesting to witness.  The lighting synchronises nicely with music and also sets the scene and mood changes throughout.  Costumes are comically brilliant, ensuring there is a clear nod to their Disney characters, but still with a new and fabulous twist.  Ursula’s tentacles protrude and penetrate all she encounters with such authority that you often find yourself mesmerised as they seem to have a life force of their own, particularly in the second act when Wicked is parodied as Elphaba sings ‘Defying Gravity.’  It would be very much at home on a RuPaul runway that’s for sure! 

 

 

Unfortunate is brash and crass, with musical theatre class.  It is an immersive experience, using everything in sight to its advantage and beguiling its audience into the heart of the show.  It is empowering, with strong messages of ‘love yourself’ and speaks to anyone who has ever felt powerless, unheard, judged, marginalised or insignificant because of who they are.  This is a new breed of musical theatre which some will love, some will hate, and some won’t have a clue what’s going on, but whichever camp you fall into, there is no denying the energy in the theatre tonight, the catchy songs and the sprinkling of individual positivity we all left with.  If you want to try something different, have a good old giggle, and learn more about octopus sex than you ever needed to know – this is the show for you!  Don’t be the Unfortunate soul who misses out because this show is destined to go down in cult history. 

 

WE SCORE UNFORTUNATE – 9/10

 

 

 

 

We Will Rock You

We Will Rock You - Palace Theatre, Manchester - Monday 5th September 2022

Let’s start by saying “Happy Birthday” on what would have been Freddie’s 76th birthday, and what a way to celebrate!  We Will Rock You pulsates through every fibre of your being, leaving the hairs on your arms standing to attention and adrenaline flooding flirtatiously through your veins.  Queen's music is epic to listen to in its recorded form, but LIVE?!  Insane!  Tie your mother down because We Will Rock You will have you dancing the fandango with Figaro and Scaramouche will make your rockin’ world go round!


 

Queen are undoubtedly one of the best rock band to have ever graced our planet – hell – any planet! – and Ben Elton has created a quirky, camp and over the top story which utilises their music to perfection and embodies everything that Queen were, and are known for.    Instruments and real music have been banned in our future world (iplanet – formally known as Earth), and the only music available is pre-programmed mulch from the giant corporation Globalsoft.  It is a world where all must conform, all must live their life through technology and the internet, and all must obey the tyrant leader Killer Queen.  Enter Galileo Figaro, a rebellious bohemian who refuses to conform to a world that makes no sense to him.  Galileo hears voices, dreams profound sentiments and is plighted by questions in desperate need of answers which randomly pop into his head.  Dubbed The Dreamer, he finds himself on the run from the Killer Queen with another free spirit who he names Scaramouche (or Scary Bush).  Their cause truly begins when they discover there are still some rebels left - The Bohemians- who fight for truth, friendship, and rock n’ roll.  Galileo must guide them to follow the star and take them to the place of living legends in order to preserve real music and free will.  With razor sharp humour, word play, and characters named after some of the biggest / popular music legends ever, the intellectual trademark of Ben Elton’s writing is unleashed in full force.  Ironically, the story was dubbed as weak, untruthful and unbelievable by those harsh critics when it first came out (not – me – I get pulled for being too positive and nice!)  yet today we live in a world obsessed with social media, who do everything via their phones, and are also in a position of loss and fear from greedy corporations – oh the irony!  Elton has composed a story dripping with music nostalgia, lyrics, song titles, and legacy.  Those of us old enough will remember recording TOTP’s on VHS, then playing it back over and over to watch your favourite band or artist.  But what if technology has advanced so much that not only are VHS tapes obsolete, but a whole generation don’t even know how to pronounce it?!  What if you have been so brainwashed that you can no longer match your heart to a musical beat?  And what if you had never heard of Queen? 

Don’t!  I can’t even go there!


 

The opening chord of Innuendo reverberates through the entire theatre, your entire body and your entire being.  Drums, lights, special effects and Freddie.  The show could have ended after that first few minutes and it would still have scored a perfect ten.  The hits just keep coming one after the other, and with a live band smashing it, it’s impossible to stop yourself from clapping along, tapping your foot and cheering like a banshee.  This is a different production to the last tour.  Everything is a little more understated, but this fact is humourously written into the script as, for instance, Sir Cliff pokes fun at the motorbike of previous shows being reduced to just handle bars claiming it is the only part that passed the clean air emissions thing-I-ma-jig-I-bob.  Some songs have been cut such as Play The Game, but others have been added such as The Show Must Go On and best news ever is that Don’t Stop Me Now (which was irritatingly always cut short in previous shows just as it was getting going) is now given it’s deserved and unapologetic full moment in the spotlight.  The second half opens with “One Vision” and a reprise of Freddie’s voice.  It’s so cool to see nods to the band throughout, especially the “Day Oh” sing back section.  The audience all knew exactly what to do, bang on cue.  Lit to a back drop of Wembley, it’s the closest many of us will ever get to that historical time.

 

 

The set (Tim Blazdell) is simple, unpretentious and works succinctly for a show wired in technology.  Moving imagery, amazing lighting, and an archway of scaffolding form the continual set, with smaller elements brought on as and when they are needed.  This is enough to transport you through this futuristic world.  Mashed together with the raw and basic elements of the bohemian’s hideout, it does a great job of allowing the cast to shine.  The rock concert vibe is met head on, throwing flashing lights and strobes across a pumped up audience who are well and truly ready to rock.


 

As we are informed from the very start by a Ben Elton voice over, this is a cast of impressive professionals, and WWRY never fail to amaze me with the talent they bring to the stage.  Galileo was the alternative - Damien Walsh (MYTH, Sunny Afternoon, Dreamcoats & Petticoats) and ripped the stage to shreds.  A powerful, igniting performance full of charm and rebellion.  Elena Skye (Les Mis, Kinky Boots) as Scaramouche is the kind of laid back cool, sarcastic and in control kind of character I’m sure we all wish we could sometimes be.  A calm and collected wit that had the audience in stitches.  Michael McKell (10cc, Doctors, Kavanagh QC, Tonight’s The Night) is brilliantly zany as Sir Cliff, with cracking physical acting honed to perfection, truly making you belly laugh.  Jenny O’Leary (Heathers, Rent, Groundhog Day) as Killer Queen has killer pipes!  What a powerhouse performance and duets brilliantly with Adam Strong (Jesus Christ Superstar, Joseph, The Barricade Boys) as Khashoggi, who is able to switch from playing quiet and intense, to rock god faster than Flash Gordon can save the earth!  Martina Ciabatti Mennell (Pretty Woman, TriOperas, The Voice) pulls at your heartstrings with her raw and honest rendition of No One But You then flings herself across the stage with an untamed rock energy and Edward Leigh (Blues Brothers, Clockwork Orange) stepped into the role of Brit tonight, providing a strong, believable rebel with a very real cause.  


 

We Will Rock You continues to work it’s kind of magic throughout, building its audience of fans, new and loyal, to a Wembley like frenzie.  It accelerates from allegro to prestissimo, whilst still allowing moving moments of reflection, emotion and serenity.  The show crescendos to its climax collaboration from the Bohemians – their rhapsody.  If ever you wanted to feel the beating heart of the arts – this is it.  Theatre, rock n’ roll, lighting, design, costume, you name it, it all explodes together at just the right time in perfect harmony to create a living legacy of Queen.  Cast and audience become one as the theatre pulses and throbs with an eclectic, electric energy of thunderbolts and lightening – except they are far from very very frightening!  So ask yourself – is this the real life?  Is this just fantasy?  Who the hell knows, but I do know that Freddie would have had a blast at this birthday celebration tonight and be proud that his light hasn’t dimmed, not even a little.  Happy Birthday Freddie – Manchester salutes you. 

WE SCORE WE WILL ROCK YOU – 10/10

 

 

 

 

Identical

Identical - The Lowry, Salford - Tuesday 23rd August 2022

For anyone who is a twin, ever wanted to be a twin, or pairs up with a mate to pretend you ARE a twin - twin fever is in the Salford air and has found its home at the LowryIdentical is a brand new musical based on Erich Kästner’s original novel that was subsequently turned into the film -  The Parent Trap – known to multiple generations thanks to its Disney remake.  It prepares to dazzle us with brand new songs, twinsicle mischief, and with legendary director Trevor Nunn (Les Misérables, Starlight Express, Cats and Sunset Boulevard) at the helm, I for one can’t wait!  Identical is a beautifully faithful version to its original story, and with the addition of fantastic new songs by George Stiles and Anthony Drewe, it will win itself into the hearts of yet another generation of children and adults alike. 

 

 

We follow ten-year-old twins Lottie and Lisa in 1950’s Vienna and Munich, twins who were separated at birth and brought up not knowing about each other.  A chance meeting at their summer camp ensures questions galore and that the unique bond of twins is finally ignited.  Curious as to the life ‘they could have had’ and both wanting to get to know their other parent, Lottie and Lisa come up with a plan to swap lives with each other.  These girls may be completely different in many ways, both due to personality and upbringing, but they also share many traits, especially their hope of reuniting their parent in order to make them one big happy family.  With a few bumps along the road, including school bullies, witches, and illness, Lottie and Lisa find their plan isn’t necessarily as simple as they first imagined.  However, there really is no doubt from start to finish that the show promises the happy ending everyone expects.

 

 

Identical has a fairy tale charm to it, luxuriating in a light and fluffy world, where wrongs are righted, witches are overcome and happy ever afters are par for the course.  The opening ensemble number from the compelling kids cast was phenomenal and set the bar, the energy and the expectation high.  I could immediately see this number being added to performing arts schools summer shows up and down the country!  It instantly became clear that comedy, quick witted one liners and sassiness would play a huge part in this show, and with corkers such as, “Your father needs an equal,” “He’s been married before – you’re the sequel!” tripping off the tongue as a battle of wills between adults and kids, the show most definitely has huge appeal to all ages.  The children in this cast are not belittled or patronised in any way, and their talent is given an even and respectful billing, and quite rightly too.  They are outstanding and professional throughout.  The show is well thought out, and the insertion of the darker Hansel & Gretel Ballet in the middle of the first half helps to break up the sweet sentimentality just enough that you don’t barf unicorns, but equally not too much that you lose any of the heart the show has built up.  The same can be said for the nightmare sequence, which visually looks like a Tim Burton film and is absolutely fantastic.   

 

 

The design of Identical is a modern masterpiece.  Created by Robert Jones, video designer Douglas O'Connell and lighting designer Johanna Town, this tremendous trinity are undeniably at the visual heart of the show.  It is unique, clever, stunning and mesmerising.  The attention to realistic detail is unparalleled and offers gorgeous touches such as leaves actually rustling on trees, butterflies, smoke coming out of chimneys, steam from a train, moving cars, rain and so much more.  Set, digital technology, and panoramic video screens which move, contract and expand, flawlessly combine to create an experience that washes over you, leaving you utterly convinced you have travelled to several locations in the space of one show.  You are seamlessly taken from the countryside to the opera, Vienna to Munich, and a train station to a hotel.  The projected images expertly fade in and out of each other, as small additions are added to complete the mirage.  It is possibly the most spectacular and unique scenery I have ever seen.  It felt so immersive that I didn’t know if I was watching theatre, a film, or if we had somehow been transported by moonbeams and pixie dust!

 

 

Trevor Nunn has succeeded yet again with his artistry and creative brilliance.  The whole show is slick, smooth and professional throughout.  It is hopeful to see such a big deal of a director working in regional and touring theatre, and long may it continue.  Choreography by Matt Cole extends from sassy kids commercial dance to a glorious ballet and everything inbetween.

 

Kyla and Nicole Fox were the outstanding real life twins playing Lottie and Lisa tonight, and wow – I am at a loss for words.  They were exceptional, talented, likeable - no loveable, and will have provided inspiration for so many children in the audience who now want to do what they do.  They truly held their own against the adult cast and were believable every step of the way, clearly bring their twin power and magic onto stage with them.  In the previous film versions, it was obviously possible to use one actress through filming and editing techniques, but somewhat more difficult in live theatre.  So finding real life twins that are identical, of the right age, who can sing, act, dance, and to such a high standard must have been a hard find, but find them they have.  I have no doubt that the other two sets of twins Eden & Emme Patrick and Savannah & Sienna Robinson are just as good and provide enough reason for people to come and watch the show more than once!

 

 

Emily Tierney (Club Tropicana, Eugenius, Ghost) has that wonderful mum aura as Lisalotte.  She is a warm and safe place, but also offers just a hint of fun rebellion, which comes to life in the scene where she is defending her daughter to the teacher, and when she rejoices in her breaking out of her shell by doing something unexpected.  Her emotion upon discovering her long lost daughter Lisa is moving and gives the moment genuine credibility.

James Darch (Rocky Horror, Mamma Mia, Wicked) as Johan portrays a cool, engaging and loving father, who may get lost in his work but not so much that he forgets what is important to him.  He switches from his passion with music to a tenderness with his daughter with ease.

Gabrielle Lewis-Dodson (Pippin, The Boyfriend, 42nd Street) as Miss Gerlach hits the stage as a powerful and incredible ballet dancer, then reveals she has a singing voice to match!  Her duet with Lottie (pretending to be Lisa) “What he doesn’t need,” is brilliantly fun, and she has some great facial expressions to express her lack of enthusiasm at becoming a stepmum.

 

 

Louise Gold (Mary Poppins, Mamma Mia, and puppeteer on Dark Crystal & The Muppets) as Rosa / Miss Muthesius and Michael Smith – Stewart (The Lion King, Holby, Hollyoaks) as Dr. Strobl make a brilliant team, each bringing a subtle humour, which is displayed brilliantly in their duet, “It’s not for me to say”.  They provide the outside eyes to this segregated family of four and when they eventually join forces, it is with a hilarious practicality and simplicity – “Will you marry me?”  “Yes.  You have a nice dog!”

 

Identical is a feel good show that brings out the schmaltz in the most cynical of viewers.  It may have some moments wrapped in a perfect bow a little too tightly, leading to a couple of groans from audience members, but on the other side of the coin were many more people who were happy to sit back, enjoy and take such moments for the simple offering that they were – the aww factor.  It would have been interesting to learn a little more as to why, when the parents decided to take a child each because they ‘couldn’t cope’, that this also meant the decision was to remain a secret and that each parent would have no contact with their other child ever.  The twins never questioned this either, and instead were just happy to discover a parent and a sister they never knew they had.  This element left me a little unsettled and wanting some offering of comfort or justice for the twins, but I guess that just goes to show how much I actually bought into the show, the cast, and this fabulous family show.  Give your heart some happy, some hope and some hilarity by twinning it with Identical.  Double vision has never been more on trend!

WE SCORE IDENTICAL – 9/10

 

Sarah and Duck

Sarah and Duck - The Lowry, Salford - Tuesday 23rd August 2022

Sarah and Duck may be a show on CBeebies for younger children, but judging by online reviews and todays audience, it has truly captured the hearts of us big kids and developed its own adult following too!  Many parents deem it the only show they will allow their children to watch on repeat, so what is it about this animated series that has captured the hearts of a new generation?

 

Co-created by Tim O’ Sullivan and Sarah Gomes Harris, Creative Director and designer / writer from Karrot Entertainment, it is a sweet and gentle programme that explores friendships, social skills and encourages imagination.  Whilst there are academic educational elements to it, its success lies in the more social education it provides, proudly celebrating that children can just be children and learn through human (or animal) interaction.  It doesn’t preach, it just flows and there is something infinitely touching in the pure and innocent friendship between Sarah and Duck.  It is no wonder therefore that it has a big-kids grown up following too, for it takes us back to a time when life was all about being in the moment and our hearts were unburdened enough that we could glean immense pleasure from the smallest things in life, such as planting seeds, fun with scarves, shopping, rainbows, bouncy balls or baking!  It is a pin up poster to remind us that all children really need is our time, our imaginations and our care-free abandonment.  The beautiful bond between Sarah and Duck has been created with such genuine affection, that your adult brain doesn’t allow you to stop and think – “hang, on, a duck and a kid are best mates?  Are you for real?” – you just willingly accept that it is so, because it is so.  Duck is adorable, with a wide-eyed innocence that makes his funny and daft actions pull on your heart strings, and Sarah is so kind, caring and patient that her soft voice washes over you, almost like a cartoon form of mindfulness!  

 

 

Sarah and Duck has been brought to life by the team behind The Very Hungry Caterpillar Show and Twirlywoos Live, for a tour that proves to be popular for all ages.  Its first stop is the Lowry in a 55 minute magical experience, where we are all invited to The Big Top Soiree Birthday!  It is Scarf Lady’s birthday and all of Sarah and Ducks friends will be there, including The Ribbon Sisters, The Shallots, Flamingo, John, Umbrella, plus a few more.  As plans get underway to have the best circus party ever, everyone keeps a beady eye on the weather, hoping that poor umbrella won’t have to face the rain, or that the whole thing isn’t a wash out.  Then again, so long as you have your friends around you, you can always have fun!  As the whole gang get in on the action and pull together to create a splendid circus for Scarf Lady’s birthday, we are treated to acrobating shallots, a tight rope walking Flamingo, the magical disappearing buns from Umbrella (with a little help from Duck), jokes from Sarah, street dancing from John, Duck is shot out of a cannon and even Moon makes an appearance!  But as the windy weather threatens to blow the whole birthday apart, will the party be able to continue?  With such a great team of friends – of course it can!  And it even finishes in style with its very own firework party, which delights the audience no end.

Puppetry is used for the main characters, with some costumes too, and this is a great way to ensure that the characters are instantly recognisable for the children, and that the adults don’t cringe at adult actors trying to play kids and ducks.  This also opens up the perfect avenue to use the actual voices from the show, pre-recorded, so that everything is completely authentic.  With a cast of five actors working hard with puppets, props, dress setting, scene changing, and continuing with an undeniable calmness through a lively and noisy audience, they do an incredible job of holding attention throughout.  Songs are sprinkled throughout the show and a highlight is when the theatre is filled with bubbles – making every kid – young and old- unable to fight the urge to jump up and pop them! 

This show is one of the purest things I have seen or felt in a while.  My mini guest took ill at the last minute (as mini guests are prone to do) and so I found myself as a solo adult at a kids show, which could have felt odd and a little weird, but it didn’t.  Maybe it’s because I work with children of all ages so was already in a familiar comfort zone.  Maybe it was because my inner mini me was alive and kicking, or maybe it’s because there was a fizz of something intangible was in the air and as the entire audience breathed it in, Sarah and Duck just became a safe space, free from judgment, free from woes and full of possibility.  

Sarah and Duck will leave you with a squishy, squashy soft spot in your adult hardened heart, as this BAFTA award-winning CBeebies show squirms its way into your affections.  Don’t take my word for it though, go along with your little ones, your ducks and your ribbons to see for yourself, and let them show you how good it is.  Kids are the biggest critic anyone can ever face, for they have no filter.  They say it how it is and have no interest in politely sitting through something that doesn’t engage or interest them.  This audience was completely captivated from beginning to end and I just know that their day will have ended with Sarah and Duck on loop, and many innocent sweet dreams about friendships and ducks.  So ladies, lentilmen and Umbrella’s, quack your way along to the Lowry for the swimmingly sweet Sarah and Duck. 

 

WE SCORE SARAH AND DUCK - 8/10

 

The Osmonds - A New Musical

The Osmonds - A New Musical - Palace Theatre, Manchester - Tuesday 9th August 2022

A standing ovation in the middle of the show is not something you often see, but that’s the Osmonds for you!

Back in the day, when all my friends were singing along to NKOTB, I wasn’t.  I had my own boyband, handed down from endless tunes played in the car by my mum.  I was an Osmond girl, trapped in the wrong generation, but happy to be there.  Fast forward a few years and I remember feeling more than a little smug as peers, who had mocked me for liking The Osmonds, fawned over the ‘new song’ (snigger) - Love Me For A Reason - by the freshly formed Boyzone.  Cassette tapes, CD’s, rewinding my VHS video tape of Joseph and the technicolour doo dah coat and pausing on Donny in a loin cloth, to literally losing my mind in Blackpool one summer when watching a musical starring Jimmy Osmond, when out of nowhere, Donny jumps on the stage and joins him! 

 

 

I am of course a more refined version of myself now I am older and wiser (hmmfff!!) so have only rocked out to Crazy Horses once today in preparation for tonight’s show – much to the delight of my neighbours.  A little bit of digging around whilst humming to One Bad Apple informed me that this musical was Jay Osmond’s story.  Would it be twee?  Would it be an all American apple pie with a cherry on top retelling of their days on the Andy Williams show, with sparkling eyes and shiny teeth aglow?  Or would we see another side to The Book Of Mormon with their devout religious upbringing? 

 

 

Narrated by the character Jay, the Osmond’s rise to fame is presented through those larger than life moments experienced before even reaching adulthood, such as meeting Walt Disney, selling 100’s of millions of records, and their residency on The Andy Williams show.  Here we are introduced to the most charismatic and talented children ever, whose harmonies and synchronicity challenge and rival the real OsmondsOsian Salter, Jack Jones, Alfie Jones, Harrison Skinner, Tom Walsh and Fraser Fowkes are phenomenal and were a true highlight of tonights show.  I hope and pray that there is a serendipity for these young actors portraying the fresh young talent who started out on The Andy Williams Show and going on to have a sensational career.  Hopefully The Osmonds Musical is paying it forward for them in a beautiful reflective repeated history.  But behind those famous harmonies was a childhood different to any that you or I may know.

 

 

With an Army trained father waking them up at 4.30am to drill their routines, and a mother who stood by his side, military discipline was a way of life.  With mantra’s such as “Don’t be sorry, be better than last night”, and “It doesn’t matter who is in front, as long as it’s an Osmond,” it was only a matter of time before this unsustainable lifestyle started to show its cracks, its resentments and its rebellion.  Things get a little edgier music wise, The Donny & Marie show feeds a nation with entertainment but a family with tension, marrying is forbidden to ensure fans still have the illusion of hope and to stop a few million hearts from breaking, business overtakes music with the development of their own studios, bankruptcy looms and the group pull further and further away from their father and each other.  But in true Osmond style, the musical deals with any resentments swiftly, allowing us to move on to happier times and feed our souls with back to back hits in a tantalising taste of an Osmond’s concert.

 

 

It is safe to say that Osmond Mania was out in full force once again this evening, and I even found myself chatting along to some lovely folk on the walk from the carpark to the theatre.  Inside, the colour and life of the 70’s sing to you, with the rainbow themed Osmond colour scheme everywhere, and a glorious theatre curtain in the auditorium, inspiring many selfies.  It is framed to look like an old-fashioned television set, and this is carried through to the set design itself (designed by Lucy Osborne), with an interchangeable staircase, 60’s style TV camera’s whizzed on and off, and even the occasional Christmas tree.  The design and flow are everything you’d want them to be and are simple enough to easily transform from television studio, to recording studio, to Madison Square Gardens.  The lights, colours and costumes are just sublime, energising and delightful all at the same time, creating a happy buzz and exactly the right vibe for this excited audience.

 

 

The show starts with the infamous chant of “Bring on the Osmond’s,” with which the audience quickly and happily join in, before the stage bursts into life and the cheers start.  There were many stand out moments in this evening's performance, but with recent events, an incredibly touching one was when Olivia Newton John was mentioned in the script as an artist the band had worked with and the whole show came to a halt as the audience applauded with genuine heart and respect.  Mini Donny also stole as many hearts tonight as the real Donny did when he first appeared on The Andy Williams Show, aged just five years old.  Osian Slater emulated this appearance to perfection and had us all oohing and ahhing at his cuteness, and grinning in disbelief at his talent.  The applause was so strong that it actually overpowered the continuation of his duet with Andy Williams!  Of course, when we saw a more grown-up Donny singing ‘Puppy Love’ – the audience went wild.  It was insane and I can only begin to imagine what it must have actually been like back in the day!  Don’t get me wrong, the audience loved playing along, screaming in all the right places and waving their scarves in the air, but the atmosphere was palpable and even had security dealing with a few more excitable audience members!

 

 

A standing ovation in the middle of the show is not something you often see, but that’s the Osmonds for you!  There was also one at the end of the first half and two at the end of the show (fake finish – so don’t leave too early!)  A concert vibe can be felt throughout the entire show, with many moments taking this format, but the real treat is the megamix concert at the end, especially for tonight’s audience as THE REAL LIFE JAY OSMOND, who had been happily watching the show all night and grinning from ear to ear, jumped up on stage and rocked out with the cast to Crazy Horses!  What a brilliant moment!  It just goes to show, there are so many Osmonds, you simply never know where or when one of them might pop up!

 

 

The darker scenes, such as the family meeting that exposed their financial ruin, were brilliantly acted and could have easily been expanded and built upon, for these were gripping scenes, however, with the show already running at almost three hours and a story to tell spanning 6 decades and numerous family members, it becomes impossible to give enough airtime to every element of their lives.  The story makes it clear that there were problems, but chooses to focus more on their solutions, which ultimately always comes down to family first.

 

 

This cast were beyond energetic and would make the Duracell bunny look like a wet tea towel.  I hadn’t really thought it through, but I guess if you’re playing the part of the “one take Osmonds” who can do anything and everything, then you have to be incredible, but still – I wouldn’t have expected this much energy in one room.  Now if it could somehow be converted, we may just have found the solution to the current energy crisis!  Seriously though, I don’t know how this cast breathe, particularly the Osmond troupe.  They don’t just sing and dance – they sing and bounce around like Tigger!  They are a pretty special bunch.  Alex Lodge (tick, tick…BOOM!, Bat Out Of Hell, Saturday Night Fever) is the anchor as Jay and is rarely off stage.  Kudos to Lodge as it must have been intimidating, or weird at the very least to play Jay Osmond with Jay Osmond sat watching you, but he was natural, charming and exuberant., ensuring it was clear to see why he was the glue who held everyone together.  Jamie Chatterton (Professional debut – whaaaattt???!!!!) is commanding as eldest brother Alan and does an excellent job of showing the internal struggle between doing what is wanted and what is needed, whilst trying to lead his siblings.

 

 

Ryan Anderson (Pippin, West Side Story, Grease) plays Merrill and has some cracking solo’s, showcasing his rockier side, whilst delicately portraying the personal struggles he faced.  Danny Nattrass (Pantoland, Joseph, Mamma Mia) provides perfect harmony as Wayne, and depicts the weight of carrying his family’s legacy to dust with a gentle and touching humility.  He also has a stunning solo.  Joseph Peacock (Bat Out Of Hell, Joseph, Grease) come into his own as Donny whilst singing Puppy Love and whilst he looks in genuine shock at the audience reaction, he also knows how to play them and keeping upping the stakes.  Georgia Lennon (Lady Chatterley’s Lover, Beauty & The Beast, Jack & The Beanstalk) has a stunning voice and plays Marie with a cheeky charm and strength that is to be applauded amongst all those brothers!  Charlie Allen (Eastenders, Home I’m Darling, Taming Of The Shrew) has a potentially difficult role to play as their father George, but does so convincingly well.  He is completely believable as this looming authoritative figure with whom you would simply not argue, yet he still manages to display the compassion he had for his family, as did Nicola Bryan (Me & The Girls, Sweet Charity, Dreamcoats & Petticoats) as mum Olive.  Alex Cardall (The Wind In The Willows, Evita, Putting It Together) played numerous roles, but his Andy Williams is worth a mention as his mannerisms were eerily spot on.  An audience favourite was Sophie Hirst (Cabaret, We Will Rock You, Cinderella) as Wendy, or to use her full title ‘Wendy from Manchester – your number one fan’ (obviously I don’t mean YOUR number one fan dear reader, but Jay’s) for she brought a little bit of home to this worldwide phenomenon.

 

 

Even if you think The Osmonds aren’t your cup of tea – remember they sold over 100 million records worldwide and have won an insane amount of awards, so there will be plenty of tunes that you recognise and possibly even have on your guilty pleasures playlist!  A touchingly true story, written by middle sibling Jay Osmond and co-written by Shaun Kerrison, it favours the squeakier cleaner image they spent many years perfecting, and paints a few rainbows and sparkles over some of the grittier, harsher elements of their upbringing, but I understand why.  Whilst it would no doubt make for a grittier story, and offer more truth and connection, do their life long, die hard fans, who let’s face it this musical is aimed at, want their illusions of perfection shattered, or do they want to drown in nostalgia?  Reminisce as they boogie down memory lane and playfully cheer on their favourite brother?  After all, you hear Osmonds and you think floppy wigs, flares, sparkles, rainbows and lots and lots of smiling. 

 

 

About half an hour in, I started to try and find reasons to give this show anything but a 10/10 score because I have awarded this an awful lot recently and I don’t want to throw these 10s around for fun, but I just couldn’t do it.  There is simply no denying the hysteria, the love and happiness in the theatre tonight and the energy and hard work that was clearly visible.  There was only positivity and a sense of elevated kindness.  How can a show that literally alters the mental state of its audience and connects them all to each other with the purest of joys be awarded anything less than a 10?  Tonight I learnt that even though I class myself as a fan, I am simply not in the same league as the majority of tonight’s dedicated followers, but then again, I didn’t grow up with the Osmonds – I wasn’t even born, so I guess this speaks testimony to their pulling power (that, and I was already googling the merchandise prior to tonight’s show) that someone from the wrong decade, who also grew up listening to Queen and Meatloaf, can also fall in love with (to quote Jay) The Mormon Von Trapps!  Bring on the Osmonds!


WE SCORE THE OSMONDS – THE NEW MUSICAL – 10/10

 

 

SIX The Musical - The Lowry, Salford - Tuesday 2nd August 2022

This has got to be the hottest ticket in town!  I’ve waited years to see SIX – though not through choice or lack of trying!  It has always sold out faster than ‘five, four, three, two, one more minute’, but it’s finally my turn and it’s pointless saying ‘Don’t lose your head’ because the excitement levels are several years in the making!  With a jam-packed theatre, a mix of newbies and hard core fans, the Lyric theatre was alive and I’m “Sorry, not sorry” for being one of the lucky ones invited along to this evening's performance.   

 

Six is the sensational, multiple award winning, ground-breaking creation of Toby Marlow and Lucy Moss and with well over 100 million streams of its music alone, it is safe to say that the popularity of this homegrown musical is going nowhere fast.  Children who have little experience of musical theatre can sing every lyric of every SIX song for you and adults who normally cringe at musical theatre will happily throw you under the bus to secure their own ticket.  Why?  Because its brilliance captures the imagination of every generation through mixing history with modern culture in an outstanding and transitional way.  It takes something we all learnt at school and ignites it, shoving a rocket up its you know what, to create exciting, empowering, and ebullient explosions of energy.  Yes, Henry VIII is important to our history, and yes, he established the Church Of England and The Royal Navy, but if recent events have taught us anything (Come on you Lionesses!) it’s that we should never whitewash the part women have played in a seemingly male story.      

 

Catherine of Aragon, Anne Boleyn, Jane Seymour, Anne of Cleves, Catherine Howard, and Katherine ParrSIX wives with SIX stories of their own to tell.  Each Queen had a rough ride being married to Henry, but who had it worse?  They take it in turns to present their version of events through rip roaring, top tunes with the goal of winning the role of lead singer in their band, resulting in a music concert come festival that blows away a few thousand years’ worth of cobwebs.  It expertly balances references to historical Tudor facts and culture, with modern-day twists, embodying a blend of female power houses for each of the Queens.  Catherine Of Aragon represents an era of modern divas such as Beyonce and Jennifer Lopez, Anne Boleyn features elements of Avril Lavigne and Lily Allen, Jane Seymour symbolises the big ballad beauties such as Adele and Sia, Anne Of Cleves clocks up the cool rankings via her inner Nicki Minaj, whilst Katherine Howard personifies the pop princesses such as Ariana Grande and Brittney Spears, and Catherine Parr is influenced by the stunning Alicia Keys and Emeli Sandé.  The blending of so many influential musical styles, equally interwoven with Tudor motifs such as Greensleeves, is testament to the popularity and brilliance of SIX.  Each Queen performs a solo, pleading their case as to why they suffered most by being married to Henry.  These are woven together with interactions between the characters, creating moments of comedy, tension, sarcasm and sympathy.  As we soar towards the shows finale, the Queens continue to fight over who has the worst Henry story, until sole survivor Catherine Parr imparts us with the brilliant ka-bam moment and message of empowerment for all females, everywhere, ensuring they are defined as individuals and not through their relationships.  She sings of her own independent accomplishments, resulting in a mic drop moment of sisterly solidarity from the other Queens.  I just love it!

 

 

 

Chlöe Hart (Hairspray, Kinky Boots, Girlfriends) is incredible as Catherine of Aragon.  She is fun, feisty and fierce and smashes the neck ruffles off those high notes.  After her solo, I turned to my plus one and shouted over the roar of the audience – “I love her!” convinced I had just found my favourite Queen.  Then Jennifer Caldwell (American Idiot, Shrek, Mamma Mia) steps up as Anne Boleyn and the inner teenage turmoil of having to pick a favourite in a band begins, because she is sassy, scrappy and sensational, with a bad ass attitude to die for.  How am I supposed to pick my favourite when they are equally brilliant?!  It didn’t get any easier.  Casey Al-Shaqsy (Prince Of Egypt, Joseph, Newsies) is epic as Jane Seymour, delivering the first ballad of the evening, with the ultimate diva star power bright enough to control a pumped up audience and have us all in the palm of her heartbroken hand.  Jessica Niles (Madagascar The Musical, Our House, Cinderella) knocks it out of the park as Anna Of Cleves and brings a cool, current edginess to the stage and leads a brilliant and funky dance routine that younger members all around the theatre were trying to emulate. Leesa Tully is captivating as Katherine Howard and has a gut-wrenching solo that took me completely unawares.  Her acting ability shone through, and I felt genuine emotion as we watched her determination of a better life ebb away through a brutal betrayal.  This was a bittersweet, beautifully directed number by Lucy Moss & Jamie Armitage.  Last but by no means least was another favourite (because I refuse to pick any one over another – teenage me will just have to deal with that).  Alana M Robinson (professional debut – again, if this is the start of her journey - wow) is sizzling as Catherine Parr.  She is moving, motivational and marvellous, leading our sensational SIX to their rightful conclusion with her fantastic speech and solo.  

 

The triumphantly talented band (Ladies In Waiting – best name ever!) are onstage throughout and consist of Musical Director/Keys: Jenny Deacon, Guitar: Laura Browne, Bass: Ashley Young, Drums: Migdalia Van Der Hoven and Phij Adams provides music technology.  They truly create a concert vibe, and with the accompaniment of lighting by Tim Deiling, you will be wowed till you can be wowed no more.  Lazers, flashing colours, bulbs lighting up sections of a backdrop to create scenery, such as the hilarious swipe left and right dating app phone element for Anna Of Cleves, not to mention the shows opening which literally set the agenda for the whole evening.  A shimmer of light breaks through the stage, SIX Queens enter silhouetted by the back light, the audience erupts with anticipation, which is heightened by a blackout before our divas are spotlighted one by one.  I mean, come on!  It’s superstar status!  Brilliant! 

 

Gabriella Slade has created the coolest costumes ever.  Not only are they stunning to look at (and provided us with lots of conversation about which one we liked best, and which one had the most bling), but impressively capture both the Tudor style and the modern-day diva their character is influence by – right down to the long high ponytail of Ariana GrandeAnne Boleyn and Katherine Howard even had chokers, presumably representing the loss of their noggin’.


 


Famously imagined and written during their final year of university for The Edinburgh Fringe, Toby Marlow and Lucy Moss have gone on to deservedly win pretty much every award worth winning, culminating in their recent and colossal Tony Award for Best Original Score Written for the Theatre.  Toby Marlow even made history at the 75th annual awards by becoming the first non-binary Tony-winner.  SIX has an extensive showcase around the world; UK tours, West End residency, North American tours, residencies in New Zealand, Sydney and Broadway, and is literally making its way around the world onboard NCL cruises!  Even with all of these showings, the tickets can still be like gold dust because this production has a life force of its own that is consistently pulling in audiences of all ages, genders, races, cultures and everything in between.  It is serotonin in a show and its crowning glory is that, not only is SIX brilliantly entertaining, but its lyrics are so witty and clever, they pull you in and beguile you into listening to every single word with a heady anticipation.

Is the historical content of this 80 minute show 100% accurate?  Well of course not, unless you choose to believe that Henry’s wives were all in a girl group together, wearing rock inspired, glitter and rhinestone studded costumes and had harmonies tighter than Henrys codpiece!  I do actually choose to believe this as it’s so much better!  And even though the aim of the show was never to convey history with 100% accuracy, it does an excellent job of delving more deeply into the individual stories of the six wives, making them real historical figures in their own rights and not just a reduction to a name in that infamous rhyme.  So do whatever you have to do to get a ticket.  No one will judge, they’ll only applaud your efforts, and as they’re giving you a congratulatory hug – will steal your ticket with the stealth of a SIX fan who refuses to miss out on this award winning, historemix helluvah show.  It’s safe to say that SIX has gone viral, so mark my words – this is one virus you’ll be happy to come down with!  Queens unite!!  We’re SIX!             

 

WE SCORE SIX – 10/10

Derren Brown

Derren Brown - The Lowry, Salford Quays - Tuesday 5th July 2022

One of the best shows you'll see in your lifetime, and maybe the next!

 

The word ‘genius’ should be sparingly used to describe the likes of Einstein, Aristotle and Mozart. However, the X Factor generation has used and abused its true meaning, often leading to the judges rising to their feet after an incredibly average audition and announcing to the masses, “That was utterly genius!”  But surely a modern-day genius list would be more along the lines of Stephen Fry, a dash of Bob Dylan, a sprinkle of Willard Wigan (Google him!), and even a spray of Banksy. And let’s not leave one of the greatest showmen ever to grace this earth off that list – drum roll please… no, not Hugh Jackman… We present to you... Mr Derren Brown.

 

 

The anticipation that fills the air at a Derren Brown show is palpable even from outside the theatre.  An eclectic mix of faithful fans permeate fascination, fear and favour towards this fastidious performer.  Whether you’ve attended a live show before or not, you will hear snippets of conversations from those who have, flooding your body with adrenalin.  I’d like to say that whether you choose to use that adrenalin as fight or flight is up to you, but the truth is, it probably isn’t.  Nothing at a Derren Brown show is ever really up to you, for he is a genius of mind manipulation, misdirection, illusion and psychology.  You can be sceptical all you like but there will be a moment when you realise that he is in charge and always will be.  The harder you try to fight it, the easier it becomes for him, so my advice is just sit back, and allow yourself to be marvelled by the master. 

 

 

Since Derren’s first TV series Mind Control, he has won Olivier’s (Something Wicked This Way Comes – 2006, and Svengali - 2012) and has received more awards and Olivier nominations than any other one-man show in theatre history.  He has had the nation stuck to their chairs, manipulated a member of the public to assassinate Stephen Fry and created a zombie apocalypse!  And this is just the tip of the iceberg into the varied CV of his work.  He is also an established and reputable painter, an author, photographer and goodness knows what else.  A truly talented man who is the real deal.  He doesn’t claim to have psychic powers – infact, he emphatically denies it.  He doesn’t use stooges, he doesn’t need to – he is that good.  The one thing he always says which makes me smile and speaks volumes as to the paradox you will find yourself in, is “I’m always honest about my dishonesty.” 

 

 

All of the ManchesterTheatres team are true Derren fans.  From the moment we watched the controversial Russian Roulette episode back on our TV screens nearly two decades ago, right up to tonight’s incredible show, Derren Brown is one of our heroes.  Between us, we’ve probably got everything he’s ever done on DVD, read his books, we’ve seen him live a number of times and some of us have even been tempted to purchase his artwork. He would definitely grab pride of place at our “Five celebs you’d invite to dinner” game.

 

Showman is a perfect name for this tour, as that’s exactly what Derren Brown is.  His suave sophistication, charisma and charm could have anyone eating out of the palm of his hand regardless of his trickery for he has an aura, and a hypnotic presence about him.  He is endearing with just a hint of danger.  It’s kind of irresistible.  Add into this a razor sharp wit, insane intelligence, and a humility that resonates with everyone, it’s no wonder he has complete control.  There’s a reassurance and a terror in that, and that’s the absolute joy of Derren Brown – he can make you feel opposing emotions in equal measures at exactly the same time, and you never know which one to trust.  He composes his art form with a beautiful flare, we are simply the notes he uses to complete his symphony.

 

 

What to tell you about Showman in this review?  Are you kidding me?  I’m telling you absolutely nothing!  When Mr. Brown asks you to keep schtum – you do exactly what he says! Just like J K Rowling’s Harry Potter in the West End, Derren has asked us to keep the secret so that future audiences can love his work as much. No spoilers, no forewarning and no heads up will be given here my friends.  I can however reveal that Showman will wow you, make you laugh, make you cry and make you appreciate life and love in a lip wobbling kind of way.  One thing that runs strong through any of Derren’s productions, whether it be his live shows, TV specials, or his television series, is an overriding positive life lesson or affirmation, and Showman is no exception.  He is known for sometimes teaching these in drastic and questionable ways, such as compassion in Sacrifice, or self-belief in Hero at 30’000 Feet, but the outcome is always an overwhelming emotionally charged education on humanity.  To date, my personal favourite is the stage show Miracle.  It’s so life affirming that a quick dose of that when I’m feeling blue, and my endorphins are off on a jolly, flooding my entire body with a blissful blend of ‘ahhhhhhhhhhhhs’ and ‘whoop whoops!’  However, Showman may now just have taken pride of place as the number one Derren Brown feel good experience.

 

 

It's a very personal show, for both Derren and the audience, with a huge emphasis on emotional wellbeing.  At a time when the world is living through experiences that we may not be mentally or emotionally equipped to deal with, Derren provides an incredible tonic, brings everyone together, and encourages you to connect with yourself in a way you never knew you could.  It is the most euphoric experience and one I urge you to be a part of.  Showman has heart.  It is that simple.  Yes, it will leave you baffled, leave you questioning yourself, your memory and your sanity, but the overriding feeling you will leave with is hope.  What a beautiful, and unexpected offering.  It has made me want to live my tomorrows with more kindness, more belief and more worth.  Showman is a night you’ll never forget and entertainment of the highest order.  It’s right up there with Cirque du Soleil for its wow factor and undeniable and unique skill set. This is a genuine thank you to Derren Brown for such an incredible gift and for giving me so much more than a night of brilliant entertainment. If you are lucky enough to have a ticket, we promise you, it will not just be your favourite show of the year, it’ll be one of the best things you have ever witnessed live.



WE SCORE DERREN BROWN – 10/10 (obviously!)

 

Sister Act

Sister Act - Palace Theatre, Manchester - Monday 4th July 2022

If we ever needed a sign that on the 6th day God created Manchester, then here it is!


The Palace Theatre Manchester is the only venue on the Sister Act tour to see the addition of Jennifer Saunders and Keala Settle to an already angelic cast!  Hallelu and glory be to the musical theatre Gods!  Having seen Sister Act in London many years ago at The Palladium, I still remember how it generously fed my soul with a blissful euphoria and left me smiling for days.  The music is joyous, the harmonies heavenly, and the story triumphant.  Add to that a cast that can rock the rafters and Sister Act is heaven sent!

 

Fabulous nightclub singer Deloris has a not so fabulous boyfriend, and when this leads to her witnessing a murder, the safest option is for her to go into police protection and take on a new identity.  So where is safer to hide out than in a convent right?  As Deloris takes on a new persona as Sister Mary Clarence, her daily life becomes less about hiding out and more about helping the convents failing choir.  She takes the nuns into her heart and fills theirs with a love of music and a newfound self-belief.  As we get to know these beautiful characters souls, a paradox of evil is closing in on the purity of the convent as Curtis and his gang uncover Deloris’ hiding place.  But with a dream come true opportunity to perform for The Pope at risk, Deloris refuses to hide away, leaving the nuns to defend their sister in ways they never knew possible!

 

 

Sister Act is hilarious!  From the one liners, the lyrics, the actors movements and facial expressions – it has comedy running through each and every one of its rosary beads.  The audience are laughing from the get-go when the nuns appear on stage, singing so out of tune with each other, that your funny bone is immediately tickled, and it doesn’t ever get a rest.  A blue fur coat is presented, followed by the line – “You killed a smurf!”  Mother Superior is told, “You took a vow of charity.”  She replies deadpan, “I give it back!”  Song lyrics see our disco dancing nuns singing about shaking their booties, a love song from gangster Curtis proposes disembowelling your girlfriend, whilst his gang dance along to the death threats with the perfectly cheesy 1970’s boy band groove moves.  This number is superbly performed by Jeremy Secomb, Bradley Judge, Damian Buhagiar, and Tom Hopcroft.  These kinds of juxtapositions can be found throughout and are brilliantly clever and never fail to have the audience in stitches.  I can guarantee you will laugh from beginning to end and find your jaw is genuinely aching from smiling and laughing so much.  Nightclub singers, nuns, police, gangsters and drag queens fill the stage with glitz, glamour, and godliness, making Sister Act a hard Act to follow.   

 

 

The set is magnificent in its apparent simplicity, but this eloquence has clearly been well thought out.  It doesn’t over complicate but enhances and completely encompasses every scene, whether it be the sanctity of the Church, a shimmering disco ball nightclub, a police station, or an apartment with many secret hiding places for nuns who you can’t shake from your mind.  It switches to each location with a slick speed and ease, enhancing everything and everyone on stage.  Morgan Large not only designed an engaging set but brilliant costumes, particularly for the finale, which will take you breath away.

 

Throughout the show I kept thinking “Ooh – this is my favourite song……no…..this is my favourite song!”  There are just so many to chose from that elevate your endorphins that it’s a little bit like being a kid in a sweet shop.  Do I pick the grand choral opener Take Me To Heaven, the fierce and fabulous, Fabulous Baby, the hilarious How I Got The Calling, or the sensational Raise Your Voice? Many audience members were wise enough to go and grab the CD at the interval so they can listen again and again to help them decide.  The music is brand new and is not the music you will have heard in the 1992 film starring Whoopi Goldberg, but I beg of you, don’t let this put you off or feel disappointed because I promise you will not feel that way by the end.  You’re more likely to feel disappointed that it’s taken you till now to discover such a wonderful new score!

 

 

Multiple award winner Jennifer Saunders plays Mother Superior.  Saunders (Absolutely Fabulous, French & Saunders, Shrek & BAFTA Fellowship) literally left me crying with laughter.  It is the first time I have seen her live, but I swear it was worth the wait.  She is pure comedy gold and it is clear why she is a national treasure.  From the moment she came on stage, the whooping and cheering told of the respect and love the audience had for her and not for a nano second did she falter.  Every nuance, every breath she takes has purpose.  She has truly made this part her own, and her comic timing, ad libs and details make for a comedy masterclass.  She shushes herself, it’s funny.  She pulls her habit away from her ears, it’s funny.  She looks shocked – yes it’s funny.  I’ve never seen anything quite like it.  From her opening monologue, where she addresses the audience directly, to her musical solos, to her self-deprecation at the end where she claims the other singer is “a little pitchy”, this was a very special performance I shall never forget.

 

Olivier award nominated Lesley Joseph (Birds Of A Feather, Young Frankenstein, Annie) is possibly the other funniest nun I have ever seen, as Sister Mary Lazarus.  Hearing her rap (in Latin!), and watching her street dance dressed as a nun, in a posh voice, has made my life!  She is quite capable of stealing this whole show, yet she allows herself to blend into the ensemble of sisters with a humble generosity that makes me love her even more.  Her stamina is beyond words, her facial expressions crease you with laughter one moment, then make you want to hug her the next.  Joseph is an absolute legend and I can’t believe I got to watch two strong, empowering female comedians in one show!

 

 

Keala Settle (The Greatest Showman, Les Mis, & Juliet) is sensational as Sister Mary Patrick.  I wasn’t the only one to feel I was in the presence of greatness, and the moment she lets rip with that incredible voice, I wanted to cry happy tears.  Her acting was just gorgeous as the excitable Sister Mary Patrick and it became harder and harder to tear your eyes away from her as she embodied the character throughout, meaning that even when she wasn’t singing or speaking, she was still always doing something and so was engaging to watch.  The start of act two proved to be a fan girl moment when she walked right past our seats!  Eeeekk!  I’ve just watched Keala Settle sing live people!!!  Sister Act truly is the show that keeps on giving! 

 

Sandra Marvin (Waitress, Emmerdale, City Of Angels) rocks the Palace Theatre to its rafters as Deloris Van Cartier.  She has some huge shoes to fill playing the role that Whoopi created, but she not only fills them, she’ll make you go out and buy them in every colour!  What an absolute star!  Marvin commands the stage with her high energy, her soulful voice, and I think the best compliment I can give and what hopefully sums up the outrageous talent of Marvin is that after her performance, and in no disrespectful terms, you’ll forget all about Whoopi, because it will seem that the part was created entirely for Marvin.

 

Manchester welcomes back Lizzie Bea (Heathers, Hairspray, Kinky Boots) as Sister Mary Roberts.  Boy can this girl sing.  Still the best Tracy Turnblad I have ever seen, Bea once again created a moment for herself in her solo The Life I Never Led, wowing Manchester for the second time.  I just love her and her magical singing pipes.  To carve a standout moment for yourself in such a huge cast is testament to her talent.  The audience went wild for her solo, and her comedy moments too and I can’t wait to follow her career.

 

 

Olivier Award winning Clive Rowe (Guys & Dolls, Sweet Charity, Carousel) is endearing as Eddie Souther.  He starts out as a quiet character, but explodes into this Barry White-esque love god, with his luxurious deep, soulful voice and his triple costume reveal that any drag queen would be proud of.  You find yourself routing for him throughout and he has a brilliant solo I Could Be That Guy, where he certainly knows how to win over a crowd.  Graham Macduff (Singing In The Rain, Anything Goes, Phantom) as Monsignor O’ Hara goes from serious to silly with great comedic progression, and other cast members such as Tricia Deighton and Lori Haley Fox create the brilliance of ensemble that makes the show so illuminating.

 

Sister Act is a celebration of the joy that music brings!  Whether you have any form of faith or not, this music by Alan Menken (The Little Mermaid, Beauty & The Beast, Aladdin, Little Shop Of Horrors) and fantastic lyrics by Glenn Slater, will make your soul soar with serotonin, and dopamine will disco through your entire body.  A celestial blend of gospel, soul, and disco, I would seriously get yourself to the doctors if your spirits aren’t raised by this glorious music.  There is just something inexplicably and inherently funny about disco dancing nuns.  Maybe it’s the joy of the unexpected, maybe it’s the habits highlighting their faces for comedic magnificence, or maybe it’s just that we are all a little weird, but tonight, Manchester certainly loved a divine disco diva named Deloris.  Leave your confessions at the door, worship at the Palace Theatre, and bask in the higher power that is Sister Act!

 

WE SCORE SISTER ACT – 10/10
 

 

 

Cluedo - The Lowry, Salford - Monday 27th June 2022

Cluedo is a wonderful world of innocent family friendly fun that left the audience giggling with glee!


So which Cluedo character are you?  Anyone who ever played will have a player preference, maybe chosen because of the name, or maybe simply because of the colour.  After seeing each familiar suspect brought to life tonight, you may now also choose based on their personality, because the joy of watching these memorable names ignite on stage as walking, talking, and hilariously flawed real-life people is a game changer!

You know you are in for a night of delightful daftness when Mischief Theatre director Mark Bell is in charge of rolling the dice and his comedy genius is stamped all over this production.  Mishaps, jokes, slapstick, humour, farce, and spoof all jigsaw together into an ensemble piece of theatre that had the audience giggling throughout.  We are treated to Bell’s brilliant inclusion of the set almost as an additional character, and always with the potential to steal the show.  Created by David Farley, this set is outstanding.  You are never in any doubt that you are exploring the full extent of the Cluedo mansion.  Rooms appear from nowhere, the walls slickly open to reveal different rooms, doors connect, secret passageways emerge, and every nook and cranny is explored by the doomed dinner guests.  The set becomes a vital part of delivering good old fashioned comedy theatre techniques.   Whether the characters are on their constant near miss chases of in one door, out of another, reacting in slow motion, grappling with chandeliers or being smacked in the face with doors, the set is just as demanding of your attention as they are, and put to use with brilliant skill.

 

 

Cluedo is based on the film Clue (with much of the dialogue lifted directly from it), which in turn is based on the original 1949 boardgame.  In a nice nod to this, the play is set in 1949, but unlike the film, is set in England.  As a group of seemingly unconnected guests arrive via invitation to a dinner party at Boddy Manor, the mystery and intrigue begin.  They are provided with an alias for the evening and strict instructions not to reveal who they truly are.  Their alias’ of course are the infamous boardgame characters - Miss Scarlett, Professor Plum, Mrs. Peacock, Reverend Green, Mrs. White and Colonel Mustard.  As well as a new identity, they are handed a box.  Each box contains a potential murder weapon raising the intrigue, mystery, and audience glee as the familiar weapons are revealed.  It doesn’t take long to discover that each guest has deep dark secrets they would rather stay that way, but when murder is on the menu, it is only a matter of time before your secrets are served up as motive.  After all, a single death could be explained away as an accident, but multiple deaths in a manor full of secrets, blackmail, and weapons?  Then, my friend, you have an intriguing murder mystery to solve, for if you don’t – you could be next!  As the evening progresses, the guests reveal clues, secrets, motives and hints to their real lives behind their alias.  Miss Scarlett is actually the owner of an escort agency, Professor Plum is a psychologist for you know who, (sorry – that’s U.N.O.W.H.O – United Nations Organisation for World Health Organisation), Mrs. Peacock is a politicians wife who likes a tipple or ten, Reverend Green is an accident prone member of the Conservative Party, Mrs. White is a socialite, and Colonel Mustard works for the War Office.  But that’s all you’re getting!  I’ll leave you to figure the rest out yourself and guess who dunnit.  You’ll keep changing your mind.  You may even discuss it at the interval, but as with all farces, never say never because the plot twists and potential different outcomes are played out right till the very end.  It’s a lovely nod to the fact that this is based on a boardgame, which by its very nature provides a different outcome each time you play.

 

 

The play scores high in the silliness stakes, and this element makes for a family friendly kind of murder mystery.  It means the acting style is over the top, and whilst I initially wondered what on earth was going on, I quickly cottoned on and settled into the obviously chosen farcical, over acting approach and appreciated it for what it was.  There can be a fine line between funny and annoying when it comes to actors over acting for comedy purposes, and I found the balance fell on the funny side, as did the majority of the audience due to the constant sound of laughter which filled the theatre.  This allowed for the cast to have moments of asides with the audience, not vocally, but a subtle raised eyebrow here or there let us in on the joke.     

 

 

Emmy award winning Michelle Collins (Coronation Street, Eastenders, Calendar Girls) plays sultry Miss Scarlett and makes her characters presence known with commanding moments of stillness when all around her is chaotic.  She is striking on stage and carries through the subtle hints we learn of her characters true persona by making it clear she can make men bend to her will.  Daniel Casey (Midsummer Murders, Eastenders, The Curious Incident Of The Dog In The Night-Time) plays Professor Plum with a beautiful ego and arrogance, who ultimately ends up with more on his mind than murder! He flings himself around the stage with pizazz and great timing. 

Wadsworth is arguably the audience favourite.  Played by Jean-Luke Worrell (The Comedy About A Bank Robbery, Cinderella).  Worrell is responsible for the majority of the scenery changes and makes this a fun and engaging part of the show with his marvellous movements, funny facial expressions and elongated walks.  He has a great monologue in the second half and his pacing is perfection.  Laura Kirman (The Play That Goes Wrong, 39 Steps, Peter an Goes Wrong) plays the maid Yvette with the best worst French accent since ‘Allo ‘Allo.  A great vocal actor, sliding from a Northern accent into French and back again, all within one sentence.  She is funny to listen to.  

Mrs. White is portrayed by Etisyai Philip (Member of the Windmill Players, Book Of Mormon) and has some strange moments to deal with, such as repeating “Mrs. Peacock” many, many, times in a row, but she does this so well that she not only keeps the audience with her, but has them laughing over and over again and just two words!  Wesley Griffith (Romeo & Juliet, The Importance Of Being Ernest) brings Colonel Mustard to life and is full of brilliant British pomp and circumstance.  His character quirk of taking everything that is said quite literally is acted with such a genuine innocence that he was the cause of many of tonight’s jokes and played the humour beautifully.  

 

 

Mrs. Peacock is created by Judith Amsenga (Mixed Up North, Soup & Salad) and is really strong as her character, from her slightly hunched walk, to some of the best and flexible fainting I have ever seen.  She takes her character from stuffy to, well…. being stuffed to put it bluntly!  And watch out for her hilarious attempts to steal a little tipple at every opportunity.  She never switches off and I love that.  Tom Babbage (The Play That Goes Wrong, Peter Pan Goes Wrong) is the misfortunate, calamity prone Reverend Green and provides most of the slapstick, physical comedy.  Whether he is being smacked in the face by a door, squashed by a corpse, or striving to survive a chandelier incident that ALW would be proud of, you can guarantee he is just one more murder away from raising the roof with his comic timing.    

Meg Travers and Harry Bradley complete the ensemble on stage, playing multiple roles from a cook to a cop, a driver to a doorman, and having fun with this every step of the way.  It becomes a part of the amusement waiting to see who they’ll turn up as next, and they blend into the controlled chaos so well that I could have happily seen more of them.

Each character had their own quirk, and each quirk had its own moment to shine.  The second half ran at a faster pace and had more stand out moments in it, such as the raucous parties involving the corpse’s in order to hide them in plain sight, and the whole show ran with great comedic language such as malapropisms, silly jokes, rhetorical questions that are mistakenly answered and the literal interpretation of phrases and sayings.  Another nice touch was the transitions between scenes, where the actors would dance the chairs, props and coat stand off stage.  

There were a few moments in the show where I didn’t quite follow its purpose, but it truly didn’t matter for I enjoyed myself and thoroughly appreciated sitting in a theatre filled with so much carefree laughter.  Cluedo may not be the deepest of plots.  It may not be the most challenging or provide the fanciest of arcs, but neither is it meant to and so this becomes its strength.  I enjoyed that it didn’t take itself too seriously, that there wasn’t a deep dark message hidden within it, and that it wasn’t trying to change the world, just entertain it for a couple of hours.  After a long day, I appreciated that.  So, I invite you all to attend Boddy Manor and submerge yourself via the brilliance of theatre in nostalgia, wit, and a little bit of murder.  Test your noggin’ as you try to answer those infamous Cluedo questions, who dunnit?  Where? And with what weapon?  Was it Colonel Mustard in the kitchen with the lead pipe?  I’m not telling!  You’ll have to come and discover that for yourself!


WE SCORE CLUEDO - 8/10

 

 

Anything Goes - Palace Theatre, Manchester - Thursday 9th June 2022

ANYTHING GOES HAS EVERYTHING - THE BEST THAT MUSICAL THEATRE HAS TO OFFER - YOU SIMPLY HAVE TO SEE IT!

Now that’s how you put on a show!  I mean, come on!  If Carlsberg made musicals………!  Anything Goes absolutely smashed it tonight and I will be living off this high for many months to come.  It is fair to say that as one of my all time favourite shows with some of my all time favourite performers, I may have been a little loco with excitement these past few months and I am so happy that my expectations were not only met, but were sailed past at the speed of knots courtesy of the SS America!  Cole Porter’s score delivers hit after epic hit, so even if you think you’re going into this show blind, I promise you will know many of its tunes and find yourself singing along, clapping those infectious rhythms, and ready to take up tap dancing, even attempting a few hop-step shuffles on the way for your interval drinks!!

 

 

Not only is Anything Goes so full of life, love, joy, fun, energy and happiness, it also impresses with its vulnerability, its emotion and its sensationally talented cast.  This madcap story follows the antics of some larger than life characters onboard the SS America as it sails from New York to London.  Billy Crocker is supposed to stay on dry land to manage stocks for his boss Elisha Whitney who is onboard the cruise ship.  But just as Billy is bidding Elisha farewell, he spots Hope Harcourt who he has fallen madly in love with.  Of course, just to make things a little trickier, Hope is there with her mother Evangeline and fiancé Lord Evelyn Oakleigh.  Billy simply has no other choice but to stow away, try to break up her relationship and win her hand in marriage, whilst simultaneously trying to avoid his boss Elisha and convince the Captain that he is a genuine passenger.  Enter his nightclub singer pal Reno Sweeney, Moonface Martin the number thirteen gangster in all of New York (or number two, depending on who you listen to - though what his actual crimes are we never find out, and you get the hilarious impression that even Moonface isn’t too sure either!)  and his assistant Erma. 

 

 

Moonface maybe a debatable gangster but is definitely a number one conman and quickly gets to work on disguising Billy, first as a sailor, then a pastor, Lord Evelyn himself and finally as the number one gangster Snake Eyes!  Reno works on seducing Evelyn away from Hope, whilst Erma works on seducing everyone just for fun!  Old friendships are rekindled between Reno and Moonface, who provide a refreshingly brilliant leading couple who are not romantically involved but are simply the best of friends who have loyalty, love and respect for each other.  As the plans to help Billy get his girl reach dizzying heights, a stint in the ships prison, evangelism, seductive tangos, threesomes and Evangeline’s dog being shaved, thrown overboard and worn as a beard begin to seem like perfectly normal everyday occurrences.  After all, in the pursuit of love – anything goes!   

An impressive set dominates the stage throughout most of the show, welcoming us onboard the SS America.  The stature of the cruise ship is impressive to say the least and used to maximum effect with its large and talented all singing all dancing cast.  Combined with stunning lighting that creates mesmerising effects such as the reflection of water rippling across the ship, and romantic moonlight, this creative team have left nothing to chance. 

 

 

This is an all star cast and multiple Award winning musical theatre royalty Kerry Ellis (Wicked, We Will Rock You, Les Mis) was born to play Reno Sweeney.  Wowing us from the off, she sings hit after hit, each of which is delivered with her undeniable voice, reducing the audience to whoops, hollers and whistles time and time again.  How she belts out those notes after such frantic dance routines is other worldly and thoroughly deserving of the standing ovations she obtained.  Ellis leads some of the shows biggest numbers, such as Anything Goes and Blow Gabriel Blow with a heavenly authority and it's hard to take your eyes off her, making it clear how and why she earned her place as one of musical theatres leading ladies.  She is commanding, warm, comical and everything inbetween - a performance I shall never forget.

 

 

Olivier Award winner Denis Lawson (Star Wars, Bleak House, Mr. Cinders) is the best worst gangster as Moonface.  He continually makes the audience laugh and develops some brilliant catchphrases and quirks with his character, ensuring that half the time we were laughing with anticipation before he had even delivered his lines!  That is a skill only an accomplished actor such as Lawson could achieve.  His timing is so spot on that you really feel you are watching a master at work.  Lawson’s solo ‘Be Like The Bluebird’ shows off his amazing singing voice and again his brilliance is able to engage the audience with the fact that he is ultimately singing to a blue spotlight.  Yet the number is so full of charm and whim that you just roll with it, allowing yourself to be guided by him and follow the spotlight as if it really were the bluebird! 

 

 

Olivier Award winning Simon Callow (Four Weddings And A Funeral, The Mystery Of Charles Dickens, The Woman In White) is wonderful as Elisha Whitney.  He is full of fun and again knows exactly how to engage the audience and have us laughing at his misdemeanours.  His physical comedy is an honour to watch, from him blindly trying to find his way across the ship without his glasses, to trying to bend down (and more importantly get up again), to his Yale bulldog moves.  Callow is the perfect companion, no matter who is partnering on stage.  All it needs is one look from him, one raised eyebrow, and you are hooked by a master.

 


Multiple award winner Bonnie Langford (Eastenders, Cats, 42nd Street) does not age!  I swear, she is better than ever, and still high kicking across that stage right until the bitter end!  Her character acting is just phenomenal.  She is able to switch from her crocodile tears to ecstatically happy and back again quicker than you can blink.  She makes her gold digging, mother controlling character so funny that you just want more and more of her outrageous behaviour.  Langford is a showbiz legend and so was born for this production.  She has a brilliant moment where she bursts onto stage in a life jacket dripping with jewels, and its clear that her movement is enhanced by her impressive and famous dance talent.  At this point I just need to take a moment to recap – Kerry Ellis, Denis Lawson, Simon Callow and Bonnie Langford!  Whoever cast this show – THANK YOU!!

 

 

Samuel Edwards (Les Mis, On The Town, Ghost) oozes a cheeky charm as Billy Crocker, and he flits between his characters different friendships and relationships with smooth waters.  He has great repartee with Ellis as Reno, fantastic comedy with both Lawson & Callow as Moonface and Elisha, and a more tender and loving side with Baisden as Hope.  Edwards again has so many wonderful moments, it’s hard to not gush!  He is phenomenal and showbiz perfection in the previously mentioned ‘You’re The Top,’ with Ellis, yet shows a contrasting more delicate side in ‘De-lovely’ with Baisden, where he is equally able to show off his amazing dance skills.  An absolute all rounder and leading man who makes the show so much richer.

Whatsonstage award winner Carly Mercedes Dyer (A Chorus Line, The Colour Purple, West Side Story) is fantastically fun, fabulous and flirty as Erma.  She is so stylish, subtle and in control on stage that Erma becomes a character of female empowerment!  Her timing is flawless and her delivery of detail is impeccable, making each word, gesture and movement count.  I just love her.  Dyer’s solo ‘Buddie, Beware’ gives her the opportunity to shine and share her god given talent with everyone, mastering a perplexing combination of comedy and sensuality.  Add into that incredible singing and dancing and it’s no wonder why Dyer is winning awards and being nominated for Olivier’s!

 

 

Haydn Oakley (The Book Of Mormon, An American In Paris, Sunset Boulevard) is an unequivocal genius as Lord Evelyn Oakleigh.  He plays the role of the posh cad with such a loveable approach that you can’t help but embrace all his pomp and circumstance and celebrate his enthusiasm for life.  Oakley’s smile, charisma and talent are captivating and he has seriously funny bones, none more so than when he is doing his hilarious tango or is reacting with such glee at the Americanisms he learns from Reno.  He is brilliant at portraying such innocence, yet equally conveying that he most definitely has a colourful past with his gypsy connections.  You can’t help but smile every time he comes onto the stage. 

 


Hope Harcourt is brought to life by the delightful Nicole-Lily Baisden (The Book Of Mormon, Newsies, Let’s Face The Music).  Baisden is brilliant at showing us the multitude of sides to Hope, from the unapproachable debutant, the cautious girl trying to protect her heart, to the carefree and totally in love abandonment she experiences.  Hope may not be as ‘out there’ as the other female characters, but Baisden makes sure that she doesn’t fade into the background.  With some beautifully tender moments, gorgeous singing and touching partner work, Baisden shines bright in a strong cast and plays Hope to such a standard that it is abundantly clear why Billy has upended half a cruise ship for her.

 

 

Cole Porter has written hit after hit, and waves of familiar, brilliant and irresistible melodies lap and crash their way throughout the entire performance.  Friendship sang by Ellis and Lawson created an immense ripple of appreciation, love and warmth, with their performance spilling over into elements of natural joy, improvisation and giggles galore.  It’s fabulous when you see the cast having so much fun as it engages an audience on a much more personal level somehow, breaking down any showbiz barriers or fourth walls.  You feel a part of the gang, a part of the joke and its very clever.  There are glorious ensemble moments (and this is an impressively sized cast, making these numbers spectacular beyond belief) such as Bon Voyage, Blow Gabriel Blow and the showstopper to end all showstoppers Anything Goes!  Wow!  At about nine minutes long, this all encompassing tap number is worth going to watch the show for alone!  It fills you with an intoxicating euphoria and personally left me so pumped with endorphins and adrenaline that my eyes sprung a leak of sheer joy at its brilliance.  It makes use of a three-tiered set and relies on nothing but talent.  It really is one of those moments you’ll never forget, and quite rightly provoked a standing ovation!  What a way to end act one!

 

 

Anything Goes has everything!  Humour, beautiful and unique relationships, vulnerabilities, farce, tenderness, intriguing and brilliant characters and the best that musical theatre has to offer.  Buoy oh Buoy is it good (sorry – couldn’t resist!)  With a family friendly plotline, dazzling costumes, thrilling songs, indulgent dancing, shimmering sets and quirky, contagious characters, you’d be hard pushed to find a more exuberant and exhilarating show!  To quote its own song, It’s delightful, it’s delicious, it’s de-lovely.   It is intellectually goofy and silly and try as I might, I feel my review cannot do Anything Goes justice for there don’t seem to be enough ways I can express the joy it brings.  It really is a case of actions speaking louder than words – a show you simply have to see!  Anything Goes has sailed into town and it’s a sure hit of a show so grab your tickets before it’s bon voyage and anchors away!  I know I’ll be going again!    


WE SCORE ANYTHING GOES – 10/10

The Rise and Fall of Little Voice - The Lowry, Salford - Monday 6th June 2022

THE RISE AND FALL OF LITTLE VOICE IS TENDER AND TOUCHING - TRULY TREMENDOUS THEATRE!

It’s award winning, comedic, dramatic, showbiz, and Northern!  What’s not to love?  The Rise And Fall Of Little Voice is back in its cultural home, with many a Northern cast member and a few adopted ones along the way.  This show has been creating a bit of a buzz amongst many of my family, friends, and colleagues - and for good reason!  We have all seen the Olivier award winning film by Bolton born Jim Cartwright, starring Rawtenstall actress Jane Horrocks and legendary film star Michael Caine.  It blew our minds when it came out, for it gave a Cinderella-eqsue story new life, modern and more adult themes and an absolutely cracking musical soundtrack from some of the all-time greats.  With a dream cast touring Little Voice across the country, the anticipation surrounding this production has been real and a topic of conversation for quite some time.

 

 

Little Voice is a shy, unassuming kind of girl who is happiest when she goes unnoticed, and it is abundantly clear why when you meet her overbearing mother - Mari Hoff.  Mari is never going to win any mother of the year awards for she is far happier indulging in her favourite past times of dodgy men, booze and partying than paying any attention to her daughter.  She is verbally abusive to LV, her only friend and neighbour Sadie, and people in general.  However, Mari thinks all her dreams have come true at once when she meets club owner Ray Say and starts dating him.  But Ray is far more interested in Mari’s daughter LV to cultivate some fame, fortune and finances for himself!  When he discovers LV’s talent for impersonating the great singers such as Shirley Bassey, Marilyn Monroe and Judy Garland, he immediately insists that LV performs in his club. He has big plans for her, whether she likes it or not. 

 

 

But LV has not spent years locked away practising her skills for anyone but herself and as a terrified and timid talent, the thought of being thrust into the spotlight fills her with a fear beyond her worst nightmares.  LV finds solace and companionship in her musical idols, her impersonations are merely an extension of this and were never meant for anyone outside of her bedroom.  As Ray pushes both mother and daughter into new unchartered and unwanted paths, LV is left traumatised and Mari is left with the harsh reality that neglect can lead to disastrous consequences.  Often described as a Northern fairy-tale, The Rise And Fall Of Little Voice delves into the highs and lows of small town life, self-esteem, family resentments and rivalries.  It illustrates how a little voice can very often make the most noise.  It will pull on your heartstrings, ensuring you leave with a sense of strength to stay true to who you are and follow your own voice.  After all, a little voice is still a voice.

 

 

So, who on earth do you get to play such an iconic character, especially when the role was specifically written for Jane Horrocks and she set the bar so incredibly high?  It has to be someone who can act, who can also sing to soul soaring levels, and also convincingly impersonate a million different singing icons without risking immediate judgement from the audience of “Ooh she doesn’t sound much like Judy now does she?”  When I saw that Christina Bianco had secured the role, I leapt with joy because just as this role was worked around the unique talents of Horrocks, it 100% could have been created for Bianco!  Having witnessed Bianco first hand in her one woman show at The Lowry a few years back, I have followed her insane talent on socials ever since and she has most definitely continued the success and legitimacy of this show.  Bianco (Funny Girl, Joseph, Rent) plays LV beautifully.

 

 

She has the most subtle moves, gestures and nuances to communicate without words which are so delicately fragile, her character is instantly believable.  A simple tilt of her head, a half-smile or a gentle nod speaks volumes about LV’s inner frozen fear and her inability to always articulate her feelings.  She initially teases us with small snippets of impersonations of Judy, Lulu and Shirley, setting the scene for what is to come, and when it comes it is so worth the wait.  Bianco finds freedom in her voice, just like LV, and her performance sections are out of this world.  It was like we had just been transported to a different show – an evening with showbiz legends!  Her voice and impersonations are simply outstanding and I found myself wanting more, but then the spoken play continued and I found myself wanting more of that, and so this loop continued.  I guess I just didn’t want any of it to end!  

 

 

Anything that Shobna Gulati is in, gives the show immediate credibility as far as I’m concerned.  Gulati (Coronation Street, Everyone’s Talking About Jamie, Dinnerladies) is perfectly atrocious and hilarious as Mari Hoff.  I adore how much she throws herself into this part and her comedic ability is just incredible.  Victoria Wood is my idol and watching Gulati last night, I felt her spirit live on with the details she delivered into everything she did and her dedication to putting the comedy and character first and foremost, abandoning any care for how she looked.  This was always at the heart of Woods performances too and Gulati took this show to the next level.  She bellowed onto the stage screaming, eye make up running down her face, holes in her leggings, ripped lace on her dressing gown, with a drunken stance and stagger as she battled to stay up right.  Her delivery of this brilliantly northern script was so delicious, the audience laughter and appreciation rang throughout the entire theatre.  She had everyone in the palm of her hand and commanded attention.  Gulati had her own way of speaking as Mari, with the misuse of words, made up words, extending words and the most theatrically funny use of swear words I have ever heard.  She blended Northern slang with her telephone voice and just made my inner geek fall in love with the genius of language and of Cartwright's brilliant script.      

 

 

Gulati’s scenes with Fiona Mulvaney (The Ferryman, Keeping Up Appearances, Silent Witness) as Sadie were brilliant.  Their partnership created so many detailed moments that just made the entire play burst into believable life, such as the mistiming of Sadie passing a drink every time Mari moved her hand out of the way, their scenes dancing to The Jacksons, and the bittersweet moments of Sadie being so happy to have a friend, only for it to be dashed in moments by a cutting insult from Mari.  Mulvaney had few actual lines to speak, most of which consisted of the repetition of the word “Okay,” and this was the genius of her part.  She created an entire quirky character through physical acting and had some of the best moments in the play.  I didn’t want to take my eyes off her because I knew I’d be missing some little gem of a nugget she was performing, and this was exactly the case.  Her face alone acted its socks off and whether she be eating green cornflakes, slowly throwing up some foamy white liquid, drinking tea with her sugar, or wondering around the stage with just one shoe, she was brilliantly barmy and bemusing!

 

 

Ian Kelsey (Emmerdale, Coronation Street, Chicago) is the seedy Ray Say and shows us many sides to his shady character.  He is a sleezy boyfriend, a compassionate listener (or so we are led to believe), a light hearted jack the lad, an excitable agent, an abusive, dangerous and selfish bully, a vile and degrading tormentor, manipulative, and a broken and beaten shell.  Yet Kelsey threads all these elements convincingly into one person and not once does it feel fractured or stilted as we go from one aspect to the next.  He believably brings Cartwrights brilliant character writing to life, showing humans with all their complex personalities and flaws.  He also likes to goof around in character and has many a funny moment such as using his shoe as his ding dong!   

 

 

The cast is complete with wonderful supporting cast members, with Billy tenderly played by Akshay Gulati (The Family Way, East Is East, My Version Of Events).  He provides us with beautiful shade in comparison to the crazy characters surrounding him.  His performance is like an oasis of calm.  William Ilkley as Mr. Boo is great at portraying the typical brash and crass Northern night club owner and even has his “wayhey’s” in all the right places and James Robert Moore as the poor unsuspecting phone man gives some hilarious reactions to Mari’s unwanted advances.

 


Walking into the theatre, the house of Little Voice is immediately visible, and I enjoyed taking time soaking in all the details, from the pictures on the walls in LV’s bedroom, to the unwashed dishes in the kitchen and the basket of dirty laundry.  I can’t stress enough the attention to detail this play has, so huge congratulations to all the creative team.  From the moment Gulati entered the stage howling like a banshee, it became clear that this cast were microphone free and using the power and strength of their training to deliver tonight’s performance – so impressive!  The noise and chaos of the plays stronger characters is contrasted with a simple beauty against the gentle and honest blossoming friendship between LV and Billy, as they both learn to find their voice because they are actually being listened to for the first time ever.  Setting this at a window with a set of stairs outside gave it a Romeo & Juliet feel, making them the star-crossed lovers who just wanted to be free from their overbearing families.  I felt this was a nice touch.  There is a scene where the house catches fire from the reoccurring fusing lights, and as special effects work their magic through a combination of lights, sounds, smoke and atmosphere, the scene becomes quite intense and realistic.  This is heartbreakingly set against LV trapped in her room, blocking out the fear by rapidly singing different snippets of icons.  It is a moving scene.  The second half of the show is more dramatic, with venomous hate pouring out of Mari towards LV, from Ray towards Mari, and finally from LV towards Mari as her inner turmoil explodes as she discovers her voice upon realising her mother has destroyed her beloved records through spite and jealousy.  Moments later, LV is with Billy and singing “Over The Rainbow” in the most refined and delicate manner, creating a real moment.  

 

 

The Rise And Fall Of Little Voice is a truly endearing piece of theatre.  There are so many brilliant lines, I wish I could share them, but they were so plentiful and forthcoming that as I was trying to remember one, another one was already queuing up for my attention, so I decided to just be in the moment and appreciate the play in its entirety.   We are treated to some pure showbiz moments, utter heart wrenching and uncomfortable scenes where you seriously want to jump up and intervene, and the most tender and touching moments in sublime contrast.  This fusion of life provokes a genuine response from its audience because it reflects the tumultuous rollercoaster of emotions of our truth.  We may not have faced these particular situations presented in tonight’s show, but we instantly recognise the feelings they provoke and are able to mirror them against our own, very real stories.  As the play gifts us a life-affirming and uplifting message of over coming and rising above those who try to pull you down, use you, or provide you with anything less than the support and belief you have earned, it is no wonder that the audience seemed to be propelled into their standing ovation by a force bigger than choice.  It was a desire to support the underdog, because we have all felt that way in life.  It was a desire to acknowledge that bullies can be stood up to and it was a desire to celebrate the abundance of hard work, talent and joy that the cast and creatives of The Rise And Fall Of Little Voice brought to The Lowry stage this evening.  This show has reaffirmed that kindness, encouragement and belief can make a person soar.


WE SCORE THE RISE AND FALL OF LITTLE VOICE – 10/10

       

One Man Two Guvnors

One Man, Two Guvnors - The Octagon, Bolton - Tuesday 31st May 2022

WITH LARGER THAN LIFE CHARACTERS, QUICK WIT, FANTASTIC MUSIC AND SLAPSTICK COMEDY, ONE MAN TWO GUVNORS IS A BRILLIANT NIGHT OUT!

Anyone got a cheese sandwich?  If so, can you get yourself down to the Bolton Octagon and deliver it to Francis Henshall please before he starts eating floor food!  Francis is broke.  He has been fired from his skittle band and is willing to feed himself by any means possible.  He’s not eaten since lunchtime after all!  So, when two paid opportunities present themselves at the same time, what’s a man to do?  Francis grabs them both by their meat and two veg meaning he not only works for local criminal Roscoe Crabbe but also for Stanley Stubbers who is currently hiding from the police.  Sound simple?  Well, what if I tell you that Roscoe Crabbe is dead and is actually being impersonated by his sister Rachel Crabbe so she can collect the £6k he is due?  Add to that the fact that Roscoe was killed by Rachel’s boyfriend, who - yep! You guessed it - is none other than Stanley Stubbers!  Enter Francis Henshall who finds himself in the middle of the criminal underworld, a family feud, an engagement, and an exhausting existence of keeping his two Guvnors apart so they don’t attempt to kill him too as he plays them off against each other!  And all of this because he fancies an extra helping of haddock, chips, and mushy peas!

 

 

I first saw One Man Two Guvnors courtesy of The National Theatre during lockdown.  It was the perfect play to keep spirits high, for its farcical and fun comedic plotline provides the perfect tonic to cheer anyone up.  As soon as I heard it was coming to The Bolton Octagon, I secured my ticket, and prepared myself for an evening of fraudulent characters, police pursuits, and one man trying to ensure that his two demanding bosses never meet!  Walking into the theatre was so much fun as the audience were greeted with a live skittle band playing under a multi bulb lit sky, creating the perfect holiday vibe.  I already felt like I was on a night out, with everyone clapping along and enjoying the atmosphere – and the play hadn’t even begun.  This fantastic band are used to maximum effect throughout the performance, providing entertainment for set changes, and even sharing its members to double up as characters in the play.  It also offers ample opportunity for remaining cast members to each have a solo spot too, whether that be singing, playing the body as an instrument or playing the kazoo!  Tony Award Nominee and Drama Desk Award winning composer and lyricist Grant Olding has created an amazing array of tunes that uplift your spirits, allowing you to join in the performance by singing and clapping along to his breezy songs.  They are very reminiscent of Lonnie Donegan and the audience absolutely lapped it up.

 

 

Award winning writer Richard Bean has penned an incredible play with One Man Two Guvnors.  It’s quick wit, multiple one liners, and constant split use of internal verses external fourth wall breaking dialogue ensures this play keeps the audience on its toes throughout.  We are constantly treated to asides from the characters as they talk to us directly, explaining what they’re actually thinking as opposed to what they’re saying, or sometimes simply asking us for advice – like where is a good place to take someone on a first date!  It also makes use of the fact it is set in the past by characters predicting things they think will happen in the future, such as phones you can carry around with you, or a female Prime Minister!  It is able to mock the downfalls of its own predictions too so as an audience in know of the future, this becomes an ingenious method of ridicule and poking fun.  There are repetition jokes throughout which create the essence of you being in on the shared jokes and very cleverly engulf you as part of the group.  It’s that feeling of a shared history with your pals as you laugh time and time again over certain stories.  It is such a simple but effective skill that truly submerges the audience even further into the evening.  We become part of the existence of what happens at Dartmoor, learn time and time again that Alans knife is from Woolies, and laugh with expectation at the reoccurring dilemma from Francis, “I’ve gotta be very careful what I say here.”  The one liners are delivered in abundance, and hit the mark every time.  Some are fun and silly such as “I’m dangerous and unpredictable, like a bee trapped in a shop window,” and some are groaningly grosse and great, extracting nonstop laughter such as, “Cor blimey, I smell like a doctor’s finger!”    

 

 

However, the best script only works with the best team and the best actors to do it justice.  There is such strength in this cast and such a relaxed ease within their performance, that they honestly made you feel like you were hanging out with your mates.  Jordan Pearson (This Is The Winter, Ladhood, Coronation Street) knocks it out of the park as Francis Henshall.  He is cheeky, loveable, energetic and you are routing for him throughout.  He is great with improvisation as he heads into the audience looking for food, comfortable with pulling poor unsuspecting members of the audience up onto the stage, and brilliant during his inner turmoil when he argues with, and even has a fight with himself.  Siobhan Athwal (& Juliet, Wasted, Eastenders) slides with a smooth ease between playing Roscoe and Rachel Crabbe.  From almost street dance popping moves as Roscoe to flailing and emotive as Rachel, Athwal maintains two strong physicality’s throughout and matches this with her vocal ability to glissando from the deep, dark and gruff Roscoe to the feminine Rachel at the drop of her trilby hat.  Qasim Mahmood (Aladdin, Trojan Horse, Doctors) is the perfect portrayal of Alan the wanna be actor darhling!  He spoofs up his role to an excitable extreme and has the audience roaring with laughter time and time again.  His physicality is used to maximum effect as he bounces and takes flight across the stage.  Laurie Jamieson (Romeo & Juliet, Thor & Loki, Call The Midwife) is hilarious as the obnoxiously pampered Stanley Stubbers.  He plays the boarding schoolboy graduate with frivolous pomp and plenty of circumstance, delivering his own brand of inappropriate language and observations unapologetically.  He seems to be having the time of his life in this fabulous role and the audience loved him.  Rodney Matthew (The Pillowman, The Tempest, The Seagull) embodies the perfect East End rogue.  He is Sean Bean meets Mr. Bean and it is just wonderful.  This talented individual continually switches from character to playing in the band throughout the evening and with his del boy like moves and guarantee of tears at the mention of his wife, he is a joy to watch.

 

 

Alexander Bean (Summer Holiday, The Wizard Of Oz, The Crucible), Lauren Sturgess (An Enemy Of The People, Wuthering heights, Heart To Heart), and Matthew Ganley (The Wizard Of Oz, Oliver Twist, Waterloo Road) complete the fantastic skittle band and also play their roles with excellent ease.  Bean is the master of the short aside, so much so, that his last one in the play just becomes a look – no words are needed.  Sturgess is wonderful and charming as the confused Pauline and a beautiful singer, and Ganley seems to be everywhere all at once.  One minute he is wowing us with his vocals, the next he is a policeman, or a waiter.  Incredible.  Karl Seth (Annie Get Your Gun, The kite Runner, East Is East) does the same, and though his main role is Harry Dangle, in which he is so swarve, the next moment he is stood beside you in the audience dressed as a policeman looking for his hat!  Polly Lister (The Hound Of The Baskervilles, Abigails Party, The Murder Of Stephen Lawrence) is full of fun throughout, and not afraid to let loose as she uses her leg to air guitar riff her way across the stage.  She shares her dating life with you so dryly that she instantly makes you her best mate.  That leaves the brilliant Javier Marzan (Peepolykus, Benidorm, Paddington 1&2 – where he was also the physical comedy creator).  I mean, come on!  Marzan is someone I think we all could have watched on loop all night.  He is a master of his physical comedy craft, free falling off the stage, bumping downstairs, knocking himself out with doors or cricket bats, and diving off railings!  He makes everything funny whether he be stepping off a step or eating a banana – Marzan just has brilliantly funny bones.

 

 

The audience love One Man Two Guvnors, not only because it is simply brilliant, but because they become a part of the show.  Hide your snacks, don’t show off your muscles and stay alert else you might jut find yourself on stage like Joe and Simon, moving a trunk and being banned from The Cricketers Arms pub!  This play is a master of the farce and a fantastic highlight of this is none more so than the scene where Francis has to serve a meal to each of his respective Guvnors at the same time, who are in opposing rooms, without letting each of them find out about the other, and whilst trying to include his own belly in the distribution of food as it appears.  Add in an 86-year-old waiter with a pacemaker who is at his first day of work and it is farcical, slapstick heaven. It is a lengthy play that held the attention of its audience throughout and I thoroughly recommend.


WE SCORE ONE MAN TWO GUVNORS – 9/10

 

The Play That Goes Wrong

The Play That Goes Wrong - Opera House, Manchester - Monday 30th May 2022

THE PLAY THAT GOES WRONG - PURE COMEDY GOLD!!!

Mic drop!  Boom!  That’s how you put on a play!  (Mischief that is and NOT Cornley Polytechnic Drama Society).  What an evening of absolute chaos, mania and brilliance.  The name of the company says it all – Mischief! – meaning that even if I didn’t know anything about them, I would immediately love them.  Luckily for me, I do know a little and they have become my go to indulgence on days when you just need a good giggle and a pick me up.  I first became aware of Mischief and The Play That Goes Wrong in 2015 when they made an appearance on The Royal Variety Performance.  I have never howled and ugly laughed so hard in my life!  I knew that I just had to see the play in its entirety and so I jumped at the opportunity a few years later to watch it in London.  I was hooked, and as their popularity quite rightly grew, television shows appeared, and I tuned in to every single one.  Peter Pan Goes Wrong, A Christmas Carol Goes Wrong and their television series The Goes Wrong Show. 


So, who are Mischief? Well, they’re a group of actors who upon graduating LAMDA in 2008, created an improvisational group and started performing across the UK. They started developing scripted work and have since created numerous shows which are performed all over the world including The Comedy About A Bank Robbery, Groan-Up’s and Magic Goes Wrong.  Their winning formula of being serious about silliness ensures their plight of providing everyone with the opportunity to break free from their everyday shackles of life are not only met, but are smashed, cracked and tripped over along the way! Mischief is essential escapism (or ridiculous escapism as they like to call it) through humour, mishaps and that innate and questionable instinct we all have to laugh at others accidental misfortunes.

 


The Play That Goes Wrong
is a beautifully constructed play within a play that immediately gives free license to break the fourth wall, allowing the cast to brilliantly present two characters- their amateur dramatic persona who is a member of the Cornley Polytechnic Drama Society, and the part that this character is playing within the murder mystery ‘Murder At Haversham Manor’.  But the Cornley Drama Society are ill prepared, accident prone, and dealing with internal thespian problems, relationships and a director who insists the show must go on - even when it is quite literally falling down around them!


If I can give you any advice for this show it’s to arrive early because even though the show formally begins at 19.30, the entertainment begins way before that at around 19.00.  The Cornley members make appearances on the stage trying to dress the set, mingle with the audience looking for vital personal items such as a missing Duran Duran CD and involve the audience with brilliant improvisational moments that will have you rejoicing before the show has officially begun.  The actual start of the show is just about the most pumped up I have seen an audience and when Henry Shields arrived on stage and delivered his now famous catch phrase – “I’m the Directoooorrrrr” – the theatre erupted with electric applause.  This respect was rightly repeated every time a much-loved cast member appeared for the first time, making it abundantly clear that Manchester loves Mischief!  I don’t think any of us could quite believe we were lucky enough to be watching the original cast, and the television cast who are now all so instantly recognisable. 

 


The training, time, skill and effort that Mischief members must invest into their performances blows my mind every time I watch their work and tonight was no exception. These are stunt, slapstick and comedy geniuses. How they batter themselves each night without getting hurt is incredible.  I love that they turn a disaster into the most positive form of entertainment and reduce their audience to streaming tears of laughter every night. You will laugh so hard it will make you question if you ever really knew what real laughter was before!  Everything is a gag from doors that won’t close and won’t open, props being mixed up and misused, set that won’t stay still, and everything breaking such as the head of a hammer flying off.  The Cornley Drama Society strongly believe that the show must go on, mostly to their own detriment!  The one thing you can guarantee that they will get right is getting it wrong and this knowledge puts the audience in a constant state of heightened and eager anticipation.  You will see masters of slapstick, physical theatre, stage fighting, stunt artists, and witness improvisational legends.  Actors are literally dragged through open windows by a single arm and leg, walk into and are consistently smashed by doors, fall through and off gurneys, drop off platforms and even balance a bureau, a drinks cabinet, a chair and a pot plant all at the same time!  The script is sublime, succulent, and silly and is so sure of its own brilliance that undermining it with further comedic chaos takes it to the next level.  The cast are joyfully able to take the script out of sync so questions are answered before they’ve been asked, allow it to be stuck in a loop, read stage directions as important and dramatic lines, and mispronounce words with such hilarity that they will replace the originals in your everyday language for the are so much better!  I mean, why on earth would you every say cyanide again when you can pronounce it Kai-a-niddi!  Simple, surreal and spot on!  The Play That Goes Wrong is like a beautiful jigsaw.  It’s not just one piece that makes it a masterpiece, but so many individual and equally important bits all joining together to create the complete package.  Each character has its own ‘bit’, from exiting with their arms crossed over their chest, to forgetting they’re in the play and joining in clapping with the audience.  There are playful ‘digs’ at some of the less fortunate am dram societies out there too in the form of overacting, including a child like action to every word spoken, waving to the audience, and cast members fighting over who gets the part.  Place all of this alongside flashes of brilliance that are in a world of their own virtuoso imagination.  I mean, I never thought I’d be able to say that I have seen a Grandfather clock faint, but there you go!

 


The Play That Goes Wrong
is the perfect family show, engaging and entertaining every possible age.  The Opera House was streaming tears of laughter and with experts in improvisation before us, it was only a matter of time before this keen audience got the opportunity to join in.  Cue a pantomime style back and forth between this enthusiastic crowd and Henry Shields, who egged us all on with a practiced ease.  This was a great moment for his character to lose that fiery temper of his as Chris Bean and we all just revelled in the joy and the palpable energy he created through his immense and impressive improvisation.  Henry Lewis has the vocal ability to bring any audience to its roaring knees.  His delivery of words is gymnastic, and his physical comedy and strength during a scene on a ledge was brilliant.  Dave Hearn is chortle-tastic as his loveable, childlike and endearing character.  His ability to act so daft, so free and without any inhibition wins the hearts of audience time and time again.  Rob Falconer plays the technically rubbish technician with such authenticity that you sometimes genuinely forget he is actually a part of the play.  He amusingly switches things up throughout and finds himself in many a compromising position!  Charlie Russell and Nancy Zamit deserve such respect for their partner work and how much they batter the potatoes out of each other!  It is superbly timed, and they never miss a beat.  Jonathan Sayer had us all chuckling at his ability to act like he can’t act, can’t remember lines and can’t understand the basics of reading a script.  His daft approach is brilliant throughout.  Greg Tannahill is the funniest corpse I have ever seen.  He doesn’t speak any lines for a long time, yet his stage presence and acting are so good that he makes everyone wait for delivery of his physical gags time and time again.  This truly is the dream team cast and I know for certain that, like many others in the audience, my Christmas wish this year is to become a member of Mischief.  The timing of The Play That Goes Wrong is everything, and this cast are leading experts in comedic timing, delivery and merging every element of stagecraft together as one.  I have to say, it’s so wrong, it’s right!  I’m begging you, for your own good, go and watch this show!  I know I’m saying this about a great deal of productions lately, but I promise that you will not regret it.  Don’t miss out and make it The Decision That Goes Wrong.


WE SCORE THE PLAY THAT GOES WRONG - 10/10

 

Rambert - Dance - The Lowry, Salford - Wednesday 25th May 2022

Rambert Dance Company have been on my wish list for a while so tonight I was thrilled to be getting three performances for the price of one. The evening is divided into a trio of dances; Eye candy, Cerberus and Following The Subtle Current Upstream.  Each programme has its own choreographer and its own definitive style and story, ensuring not only is there something for everyone, but that the company of dancers are challenged and we see the full extent of their incredible repertoire.  Why have I been longing to see Rambert for so long? Because Rambert are a company that push boundaries, explore life through dance and tackle tricky and taboo subjects through a powerful and emotive art form.  They are renowned for their approach to storytelling, diversity and the igniting blend of different styles of dance.


 

The first of the three pieces Eye Candy explores the human body and what it may mean to inhabit one.  It can be a wonderful experience, full of love, joy and possibility.  But for others, it can be torture, cruelty, abuse and an impossible feat to manage.  The ever-increasing pressure of perfection looms at the heart of this challenging dance and questions the pedestal that it becomes harder and harder to achieve.  Choreographed by Imre Van Opstal and Marne Van Opstal, the piece opens with a single dancer lying strewn across the stage.  As others enter, we see them trying to mould one human into perfection, but each has a different view on what that should be, so every touch brings change.  Eye Candy reflects the worlds broken view of body image through broken, jerky and glitching movements throughout, creating awkward angles and refracted lines.  There is incredible partner work, with four couples turning their bodies inside out, balancing on their heads and redefining the human body in more ways than one.  There are powerful moments when the dancers come together against the backdrop of a grey rough wall, accompanied by percussion and dripping water.  The piece becomes primeval, instinctive, as the characters discover their bodies.  It is a conceptual piece and during the interval encouraged a lot of discussion and interpretation.  Amos Ben-Tal has scored abstract music to create atmosphere, encourage the senses and challenge the dancers.  This is a compelling dance confronting body image.  It is enhanced by the dancers wearing nude body suits, complete with drawn on muscles and breast moulds portraying the impression of a naked body as a canvas.

 

 

Cerberus, the second dance, is wonderfully choreographed by Ben Duke who has engaged dance, acting, music, song, comedy and tragedy into one short and impressive piece.  A collection of spoken word, voice recordings, live percussion, live strings and singing, recorded dance music and echoed poetry all combine to create an impressive and popular segment of Rambert's collection.  Cerberus is the Greek mythological guard dog at the gates of the underworld, preventing the dead from trying to leave or escape.  It explores mortality through contemporary dance, and uses humour to deliver the unspoken thoughts surrounding death, the afterlife and humanity.  The use of humour is an intrinsic tool used by Duke and is executed with brilliant darkness, such as the couture funeral scene which is interrupted by the arrival of a theatre technician who refuses to accept his friend has passed on and thinks this is some elaborate joke.  Breaking the fourth wall by speaking to the audience directly, albeit it in Italian, a translator is on hand to ensure that we understand the show isn’t real, his friend isn’t dead, and she’s just hanging out in the dressing room.  This segment is mortally funny but is also the heart of the story, highlighting how death is just as much about the living who are left behind and refuse to let go, than it is about those who have travelled to the underworld.  It is about acceptance.  The piece opens with a dancer travelling from one side of the stage to the other, attached to a rope, that may be symbolic of the umbilical chord as we are told that entering from one side of the stage means birth and exiting the at other side represents death.  This rope is a feature throughout and is cleverly executed in unique ways time and time again, such as when the ensemble are all attached to the rope at equal distances, travelling to their death, each using dance to represent how their journey ended.  One dancer is seen swimming across the stage, gulping for air as he is drowning.  Another highlight is the conveyor belt of dancers walking across the stage to the underworld, which speeds up, getting more and more frantic, with dancers breaking out of the line with incredible solos, all trying to avoid death.  There was so much going on in Cerberus that the excitement and energy became palpable.  The costumes were the perfect gothic match to the story and the inclusion of live musicians added an undeniable atmosphere.  As the piece ended, there was an audible gasp of emotion from the audience, which I don’t think any of us were expecting to feel after such humour.  I love being caught out so this was a powerful end to an incredible piece.

 

 

Lastly is Following The Subtle Current Upstream choreographed by Alonzo King.  King has created an interesting tale upon the thought that “Everything that exists in nature is seeking to return to its source.  The child runs to it parents and the river seeks the ocean.”  This bleeds into the notion that the human race is always searching for happiness, for the ultimate state of joy and euphoria and that we do everything possible to avoid pain and suffering in order to sustain and fulfil the goal of joy.  A mix of dance styles compose this finale performance, with lyrical featuring heavily.  However, it is juxtaposed against eclectic flashes of traditional ballet, African dance, and contemporary.  Following The Subtle Current Upstream focuses on featuring the tremendous and diverse talent of Rambert through solos, partner work and small group work.  Ensemble work is rare in this piece, so when it does come, its presence is felt with stunning beauty.  This piece is not afraid of stillness and it speaks volumes.  It is not afraid of silence, and some of the most powerful moments occur in these moments, where dancers move in perfect unison with no sound but their hearts, their breathing and the whisk of air as their bodies extend and perform.  They move as individuals, as one, in canon and with fluidity through rainstorms.  It is a tranquil piece that feels like it has its roots in nature, with costumes in earth tones.  King has created a beautiful piece showing how we can all return to our own joy and live the life we want.

 

 

My personal favourite tonight was Cerberus.  I enjoyed the unique storytelling, the blending of the different art forms and the quirky use of rope as an intrinsic member of the ensemble.  But please take genuine note when I say this is nothing to do with it being any better than the others. It is simply an insight into what makes me tick, (who would have thought it was humour surrounding death?!) and if anyone is able to ever figure out what that says about me then please feel free to let me know!


I am so glad I have finally been able to enjoy the brilliance that is Rambert Dance Company.  It was incredible to see these athletes create such different styles within one evening and I cannot wait for their Peaky Blinders dance tour next year.  Rambert have a strong following, with a standing ovation, numerous curtain calls and lots of screaming fans, and it is abundantly clear why.  I don’t think I have ever seen such gentle lifts and transitions between dancers, and such a showcase of dance in one evening. The three separate shows are not connected to each other, and with each approximating 25 minutes, it does not feel overwhelming either, so the perfect introduction to any newbies out there.  As the audience left the theatre, it was encouraging to hear the next generation of dancers full of adrenalin, enthusiasm and motivation.  As I left the building, one particular line has stayed with me, “When I grow up, all I want is for my arabesques to look like that!”  So - to all involved with Rambert - congratulations for inspiring and reinforcing the future of dance.    


WE SCORE RAMBERT - 8/10

 

*Rambert Dancers - Adél Bálint, Archie White, Dylan Tedaldi, Jacob O’Connell, Jonathan Wade, Joseph Kudra, Max Day, Naya Lovell, Aishwarya Raut, Alex Soulliere, Antonello Sangiradi, Caití Carpenter, Cali Hollister, Comfort Kondehson, Daniel Davidson, Seren Williams, Simone Damberg Würtz*

 

Chicago - Opera House, Manchester - Monday 23rd May 2022

The first time I saw Chicago, my mind was blown, altering my perception of the role women could play in a musical forever.  Strong, powerful, villainous, sexy, uncouth, controlling and domineering.  Chicago offered a form of female empowerment light years away from the old school Hollywood MGM roles, and I fell in love with the gritty nature of characters available.  Match this with some of the best musical songs ever written and throw in Bob Fosse as choreographer (I’m such a fan I’ve even named my car Fosse) and you quite literally have a stage show that will never go out of style, for it has a unique and eclectic style all of its own.  The silhouettes, the lines, the skidoo, hotcha and whoopie (yes Chicago even has its own language that makes perfect sense in the middle of its musical jazz numbers) create a dark and delicious dynamic that is so particular, every isolation of the body is mesmerising and musical theatre heaven.  

 

 

This Fred Ebb and John Kander masterpiece focuses on our flawed protagonist Roxie Hart, who after murdering her lover, finds that in this town, murder guarantees you fame and fortune.  Roxie dreams of being a celebrity vaudeville act and with the help of prison warden Matron Mama Morton and her newly appointed sweet-talking lawyer Billy Flynn, it looks like her dreams may come true.  But first she has to convince the jury that she is not guilty.  Roxie quickly learns from Billy the best way to do just that is to play fast and loose with the truth.  The court system is just a circus after all, another means of entertaining the crowds, and those with the best stories come out on top.  So what if she has to blame her long suffering husband Amos? So what if she has to make up a sob story about her past?  It’s all part of the game right?  With the best people on her side, what could go wrong?  Enter cell mate Velma Kelly, an existing and jealous diva client of Billy’s, who wants her rightful place back as the centre of attention.  Everything was going to plan for Velma - that was until Roxie turned up and stole her limelight.  With both ladies prepared to do whatever it takes to be the biggest celebrity in a 1920’s gangster heavy Chicago, can there ever be a happy ending?  After all, no matter what lengths they are willing to achieve to outshine the other, the next murder is only ever one aggrieved woman away.  And that folks, is Chicago.   

 

 

Walking into the theatre, the stage is set with a solitary chair, framed in spotlight and dressed with the infamous Fosse bowler hat.  Already I am awed at the style and sophistication of this show and judging by the number of pictures being taken of a simple chair, so are the rest of the audience.  The show continues with minimal set and is designed around the central staging area which plays home to the orchestra.  With jazz musicals, ballads and showstopping tunes unashamedly ringing through the theatre one after the other, it is quite right that this ostentatious orchestra takes centre stage.  The musical director Andrew Hilton was clearly living his best life and played his own part in the show throughout.  This joyous orchestra, lead by a superstar, literally had the audience bouncing, clapping and joining in even after the show had finished and the cast had left the stage.  This orchestra were showstopping all by themselves, so makes sure you pay attention and wait till the very end because the applause spoke volumes as to how much they make Chicago such a huge success.

 

 

Back to the set.  The cast use the orchestra stand to make dramatic entrances and exits, including sliding down its long edge from quite a height with glamour and ease.  Other than that, this is a show that relies on its talented cast.  The only other set or props are chairs, ladders that are swung onto the side of the stage, bowler hats and large ostrich feathers.  In a show which portrays a court room full of smoke and mirrors, it relies on none whatsoever itself to create this epic tale of murder, greed, corruption, violence, exploitation, adultery and treachery.  Impressively, the cast never really leave the stage.  Instead, they sit lined up on chairs along the sides, always just one jazz hand away from creating their numerous roles and sublime dance routines.  It highlights that the true success of this show always lies in the ensemble as a whole team.  There are obviously lead roles, but no role leads for this cast are clearly a strong and united team.  Roxie Hart was brought to delicious life by Faye Brookes (Coronation Street, Shrek, That Day We Sang, Grease, DOI).  Brookes played Roxie with a quirky, endearing comedic and mischievous lilt, showing us exactly why any jury would find her innocent of a murder she actually admitted to carrying out!  She was poised, classy and drew you in with her charm, wit, and talent.  A loveable rogue, Brookes enchanted the audience with her numerous song and dance routines throughout, with We Both Reached For The Gun being a showstopping highlight.  Michelle Andrews (Annie, Joseph, Cats, Trapped) was the vivacious Velma Kelly and knocked everyone’s socks off (or should that be rolled their stockings down?!)  Chicago and anything Fosse related is notorious for being hard core musical theatre, with its intricate isolations and synchronised and syncopated moves, but Michelle Andrew's talent is so polished that she made it look easy.  She was cool, calm and collected throughout, whether she was kicking her legs repeatedly over chairs, cartwheeling, belting out lung busting numbers or balancing on a chair six foot in the air!  She miraculously did not seem to ever even consider being out of breath.

 

 

Another star name in the cast is Shelia Ferguson (The Three Degrees, numerous UK and USA television shows, Fame, Thoroughly Modern Millie).  Ferguson immediately makes her presence known with her first solo When You’re Good To Mama as Matron Mama Morton, making the song her own, with some soul soaring runs.  She brings a cool, realistic vibe to the role and has a brilliant way of delivering her lines with a no nonsense mix of attitude and credibility.  Ferguson was given a round of applause before she had even done anything, just for stepping on to the stage.  Now that’s what you call a showbiz legend!  Jamie Baughan (The Wind In The Willows, Kinky Boots, King John, Breeders) was anything but invisible as the long suffering Amos.  He played the downtrodden, belittled and ignored character with a heart melting charm that aroused plenty of audible notes of sympathy from the audience.  His Mr. Cellophane was pitched to perfection, gaining the backing of the entire Opera House in his plight to simply be noticed.  Great acting, great singing and great jazz hands.

 

 

B E Wong (The Pleasure Garden, The King & I, Measure for Measure, Into The Woods) hit all the impeccable high notes as Mary Sunshine, both literally and metaphorically.  This performance was mesmerising, and for anyone who is seeing Chicago for the first time, holds wonderful surprises too.  You will not be disappointed for Wong most definitely brings the sunshine.  Understudy Liam Marcellino (Les Mis, Strictly Ballroom, Cabaret, Miss Saigon) played tonight’s Billy Flynn with a cheeky, chipper charm that oozed proficient persuasion.  His vocals were like smooth, warm chocolate, insisting you indulge and enjoy.  Marcellino was every bit the flashy, fast talking, razzle dazzling, lawyer who absolutely threw sequins in our eyes and was splendiferous!

 

 

Every song in Chicago is a hit, but special mention has to go to All That Jazz and Cell Block Tango, for not only do they epitomise the essence of the show, but they come with their own fan clubs!  Yes!  The songs themselves seem to have their own following, for they both received authentic and abundant applause from the off.  And rightly so.  The power of ensemble Fosse moves, sleek, sexy, sparse shimmery costumes, spotlights, isolations, shapes, angular poses, strong and sultry singing, chairs, bowler hats, clicks, sighs, rippling muscles, energised empowerment and grace all happily hypnotise the audience, bending us to their will.      

 

 

Any musical that starts its second act with a cast member wolf whistling the audience as a signal to stop talking, settle down and let the show begin, gets my vote!  This production has plenty of mischievous quirks such as this throughout, and it loves breaking that fourth wall, or more to the point, smashing it down with purpose and invigorating intention.  Chicago just has something special about it, that je ne sais quoi, that va va voom.  It will make you shimmy till your garters break, make you demand your own exit music, and make you paint the town and all that jazz.  So 5,6,7,8 your way down to The Manchester Opera House because tonight they were queuing out of the door for tickets, and nobody wants to be a Mr. Cellophane and miss out!  After being lucky enough to review one of my all time favourite shows, I can legitimately sign off with “Oh I love my life, and all…..that…..jazz!”

 

WE SCORE CHICAGO -  10/10


 

Northern Ballet - Casanova

Northern Ballet's Casanova - The Lowry, Salford - Wednesday 18th May 2022

You hear the name Casanova, and you immediately think love, seduction and a bit of the other!  Tonight, the Northern Ballet definitely lived up to the name for they made their audience fall in love with and be seduced by dance as a storytelling art form (and gave us a bit of the other through beautifully stylised ballet).  I’ve always been moved by dance, right from my first ‘Good toes, naughty toes’ ballet classes, and tonight’s performance made me relish in the body’s ability with a new respect.  I was advised to have a little look ahead at the plot of Casanova, provided on The Northern Ballet’s website, so that I could follow the performance with greater ease and enjoyment.  This does help you appreciate the luminous expression that the dancers must deliver to tell a complex and lengthy narrative.  Casanova has multiple plotlines that do not always intertwine with each other.  It makes the story perfect for film, where scenes can visually show various storylines without confusion, so for a ballet to try and achieve this is phenomenal - and achieve it they do.

 



The story opens with a mass honouring the new Ambassador Barnis.  Casanova is one of the clerics in attendance, though he arrives late after tutoring his pupils, the Savorgnan sisters.  Whilst there, he is asked by Father Balbi to look after a book forbidden by the church.  After mass, Casanova is found in a compromising position with the Savorgnan sisters, so he is immediately released from the church and leaves with nothing but his violin and the book given to him by Father Balbi.  To make ends meet, Casanova joins an orchestra formed for Senator Bragadin’s Masquerade Ball.  The Senator takes a shine to Casanova, who is more intrigued by Balletti – the cellist in the orchestra - and they leave together.  However, the pair are attacked by thieves and whilst Balletti escapes, Casanova does not.  He is robbed and badly beaten, but they do not take the book.  The Senator finds Casanova and takes him home to look after him, and well, to try and seduce him.  But his plans are cut short when he instead suffers a stroke!  Bad timing or what!

 

 

Casanova uses the forbidden to book to help save the Senators life, who is so grateful, he names him his heir.  But there are people looking for this book, and this news does not go unnoticed by them.  Things are made worse when Father Balbi admits, under torture, that it is Casanova who now has the forbidden book, so the Inquisition start to hunt him down.  Casanova is handed a secret note advising him to go into hiding at Cardinals apartments.  Once there, he discovers that this is actually nothing to do with the book and instead finds himself in some weird sexual game of voyeuristic seduction.  Just as he’s getting his jollies, the Senator turns up to warn him that the Inquisition are on their way.  He tries to escape but fails and ends up in prison. 

 

 

Act two sees Casanova working in a casino, where he boasts of his escape from prison.  The wealthy Madame de Pompadour is intrigued by him and whisks him away to become his benefactor, (or sugar mummy- whichever term you prefer!)  Rich, free and impetuous, Casanova sets about Paris to share the love!  He throws a huge party where he reacquaints with a few blasts from the past and becomes intrigued by new friends and opportunities.  As Casanova longs to be appreciated by the upper crust as more than sex on legs, he starts to write, but to much avail.  He finds himself falling in love twice, first with Bellino and then with Henriette, a woman abused by her husband, who he tries to help.  Through circumstance, he loses both women.  Casanova is at a loss.  He falls into a deep despair.  All his past demons come back to haunt him and he questions his existence.  Just as he is on the verge of no return, we see a single page flutter onto the stage, representing the moment when he is saved by his notion to write and share his story rather than be ashamed of it.  As happier memories dance through his mind, we see the creation of his novel; History Of My Life. 

 

 

The Northern Ballet are luckily known for being somewhat of a specialist when it comes to narrative dance, so you are in safe hands.  They make this rather complicated and complex story flow, jump and leap right off the page.  Even if you do struggle to follow the story, the performance is so breath takingly stunning that you are able to simply sit back and enjoy the dance for what it is.  Principal dancer Joseph Taylor is athletic, elegant, and a more than convincing seducer as Casanova.  It is utterly mesmerising to watch him bound endlessly around the stage with such grace, commitment, strength and stunning physique.  He rarely leaves the stage and is captivating throughout.  If he ever gives up dancing, I’m sure he could have a career change to long jumping or the hurdles because he just flew!  His partner’s work was equally remarkable.  No matter who he partnered, his ease was palpable as he moved them around, lifted them and ran around the stage suspending them in air with such fluent poise and beauty.  The energy of all the dancers is insane and their fitness level is incomparable.  This ensemble is so delicate and stealthy, they barely make a sound upon landing their incredible leaps and jumps. Their synchronicity, flexibility and use of skidding across the stage with controlled perfection is astounding.  Elsewhere, in the real world, I had to stop and catch my breath just by running from the carpark to the theatre and the only skidding I did was on the trail of water left by the open water swimmers of Salford Quays!      

 

 

Ashley Dixon as Father Balbi was powerful in his torture scene, creating some incredible images and gut wrenching acting.  Sean Bates was our lustful Senator Bragadin, and moved around the stage with perfect pomp and circumstance, insisting his will be met.  This was matched by Heather Lehan as Madame de Pompadour.  Sena Kitano is quick, light and playful as Manon Balletti, truly bringing a playful nature to dance. Saeka Shirai is incredibly moving and tragically beautifully as Henriette. 


This was certainly an emotive and moving performance, and specific moments will stay with me.  The scene where Father Balbi is being tortured packed a powerful punch.  The ceiling was lowered, (a ceiling whose design created an incredible optical illusion), lights were cast from its edges to create the impression of walls.  These were lit from behind and filled with dry ice.  Dancers then appeared as atmospheric faces and hands grasping into the prison cell before they could be fully seen.  They emerged from the mist and began their abstract torture.  The duet between Casanova and Bellino (performed by Minju Kang) in the second half surpassed storytelling and simply took my heart.  Sometimes we have no explanation as to why a particular sequence may move us so, but I didn’t need an explanation.  I simply enjoyed the moment for what it was – pure, exhilarating dance.  The finale was outstanding and again I felt my heart bursting to explode with unadulterated emotion.

 

 

As Casanova struggles with his own tortured mind, flashes of his dark past hurl across the stage as he becomes undone.  This is where you realise the importance and brilliance of the costume designs (Christopher Oram), for each character is so distinctly dressed, it is easy to follow the story re-enacted in Casanova's mind by their mere presence on stage.  As he is inspired to write his life story, both good and bad, again the ghosts of his past are easily represented across the stage by their costumes.  As the entire cast connect on stage, a blaze of dance, colour, costume, music, scenery and lights concludes this epic performance, and as pages from Casanova's book symbolically shower the stage, you are left with a feeling of hope, joy and amazement.  A standing ovation and many curtain calls later, Casanova was complete.   

 

 

Kerry Muzzey has created an incredibly emotive score for The Northern Ballet’s Casanova which is brought to life by the harmonious talent of conductor Daniel Parkinson and The Northern Sinfonia Orchestra.  The rousing, anthemic music enhanced and enlightened, with timpani echoing each tortured soul, tubular bells creating atmosphere and French horns encouraging your heart to sing.  Christopher Oram (Frozen) has designed this show to be visually impressive, opulent and stunning.  His inspiring use of basic columns, whose versatility compliment the story rather than further complicating it with continuous lavish set changes, allow the audience to understand the story rather than being overloaded.  This means that the columns can take us from a church to a casino with a simple and efficient change of prop or set dressing.  They continually surprise you with their secrets too and are decorated beautifully.  They are capable of change, supporting powerful lighting designs and moving.  Yes, I am still just talking about columns, but just wait till you see them!  All I’m saying is, if Oram ever wants to decorate my house then he would be more than welcome!  

 

 

The succulent and saucy choreography will have your heart pounding, your pulse racing and your temperature climbing throughout. But Kenneth Tindall provides so much more than the raunchy expectations with his choreography.  He treats the seduction scenes with taste, class and expectation, whilst still maintaining heat and passion.  Every dancer is clearly respected and allowed to shine, with every step having a purpose. They even dance the props and sets on and off stage with choreographed delight!  Tables, chairs, violin bows and costumes are all a mere extension of the dance.  Tindall’s vision and construction is classical yet modern and the result is a beguiling and intriguingly genius piece of work.  I’m thrilled he came on stage for his thoroughly deserved applause at the end.  The creatives, complete with lighting design by Alastair West and wigs and make up by Richard Mawbey, combine to excel in their portrayal of this timely tale of sex and politics from the 18th century.  Maybe this is because they expertly collaborated with Ian Kelly, Casanova's biographer.

I can’t applaud dance enough.  I despair and grunt at anyone who is willing to dismiss it as something light and fluffy.  Are you kidding me?!  It takes years of discipline, dedication, willpower, inner and physical strength, sacrifice, teamwork, rehearsals, missed social lives, injuries, shredded feet, aches, pains, blood, sweat and tears – and that’s before you’ve even become a teenager!     

 

 

This production is the perfect way to relax, be entertained, moved and astounded.  The very name Casanova holds a multitude of expectation. The audience's expectations were not only met, but surpassed.  It was a wonderful evening at The Lowry and though I now fancy myself as the next Darcey Bussell, and had every intention of making my way back to the car with a series of cabrioles’, chassé’s and ciseaux’s, instead I tripped over my water bottle exiting my seat!  I guess I’ll stick to the YMCA and leave the beauty and grace to the wonderful Northern Ballet!

 

WE SCORE NORTHERN BALLET'S CASANOVA - 10/10

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The Cher Show

The Cher Show - Manchester Opera House - Tuesday 17th May 2022

With over 80 singles, almost 30 featured songs, endless movies, TV shows and goodness knows what else spanning seven decades, if you don’t know the name Cher – then you need to “Snap Out Of It!”  Cher is a true superstar and her iconic looks have cemented her as a hero in the hearts of many fans across the globe.  Whether your era is ‘Bang Bang (my baby shot me down)’, Gypsies, Tramps And Thieves’, ‘Dead Ringer For Love’, ‘If I could Turn Back Time’, ‘Shoop Shoop Song’, ‘Believe’, or ‘Fernando’ from Mamma Mia 2, Cher will demand your attention at some point in your life.  So in true Cher style, why settle for one actor to play you in a musical when you can have three?!  I love this idea for it allows us to grasp the different stages of Cher’s life from teenage wannabe, to new rising star, and idol extraordinaire, highlighting the distinct versions of herself with an intrinsic and unique insight into her true self.  These various stages each bring their own nuances and inner saboteurs to Cher’s life and are delivered through a beautifully moving and uplifting story that doesn’t shy away from what is on occasion, the savage truth.

 

 

Cher’s story and rise to success is no secret.  It has been explored in film, documentaries and books numerous times over the years and remains one of fascination to us all.  It is a true-life rags to riches tale, with many plot twists, set backs, heartaches, and controversies along the way, all matched in equal strength with endless awards, accolades and inspirational survival instincts that prove exactly why Cher is to be admired and indeed have her very own musical.  She has overcome impossible situations with a steely determination that marks her success as a human far more than any award could ever do.  We follow the young Cherilyn Sarkisian from southern California, and see the inner struggles of talent versus confidence, love versus loathing and control versus truth that all need to be conquered for our superstar Cher to emerge.  The show is dripping with other famous names such as controlling boyfriend Sonny Bono, costume designer and friend Bob Mackie, and husband number two Greg Allman, each playing a vital role in moulding Cher into the icon we know and love.  Throw in a few extra quirky characters, such as her fabulous mother, and the stage is set for wonderful one liners from Rick Elice’s book, fabulous costumes from Gabriella Slade, and an eclectic mix of sequins, songs, sass and spectacular showbiz salutations.

 

 

Teenage Cher (named Babe in the show) is played by Millie O’ Connell (Rent, Hair, Be More Chill, Six) and she nails the Cher-ism’s to a T.  She is magnetic and enigmatic, making it quite clear why this young Cher was destined to be a star.  The same can be said for O’ Connell.  Her performance is incredible and she immediately won over the audience full of die hard Cher fans within seconds.

 

Rising star Cher (named Lady in the show) is played by Danielle Steers (Six, Bat Out Of Hell, Sweet Charity, Beautiful).  Steers has some difficult and emotional elements to portray, from the break up of her marriage, and the struggle of family life and self doubt.  Her performance is emotive and her vocals moved many to tears on more than one occasion.  Steers was an expert at driving home Cher’s dry sense of humour with ease.

 

 

Lastly, our revival icon Cher (named Star in the show) was played by Debbie Kurup (Bonnie & Clyde, Sweet Charity, The Prince Of Egypt, Anything Goes, The Bodyguard) who dazzled us in the role.  Kurup is mesmerising and indicative as the superstar.  She raises the roof off the theatre with her performance and there is the definite feeling that this is what the fans came for.

 

Lucas Rush (Evita, Rock Of Ages, Ameican Idiot) is the love to hate to love Sonny Bono.  They take us on an intense journey from loveable rogue to hard and bitter Manager, as we see Sonny’s soul being stolen by the devil that is showbiz.  Rush’s vocals are insanely good and their portrayal of Sonny was spot on – even down to the way they holds their physique.  They matched all three Cher’s with quick wit and banter, and together recreated that unique relationship known worldwide.  Another great support is Sam Ferriday (Heathers, The Wedding Singer, Rock Of Ages) who multi roles throughout, each as convincing as the last, but none more so than his portrayal of Cher’s second husband. 

 

 

Jake Mitchell (Snow White & The Happy Ever After Beauty Salon, The Tailor Of Gloucester, Alice In Wonderland) was every bit as fabulous as you’d expect Bob Mackie to be, and was instantly likeable.  His dance routine was simply gorgeous and again his characterisation was impeccable.  Tori Scott (Edinburgh Fringe, Better Nate Than Never, Sesame Street) was brilliant casting as Cher’s mum Georgia, for she was able to blend the love, banter, and support with each version of Cher in equal measures and belt out some cracking vocals too.

 

I was particularly keen to feast my eyes on the dance numbers as there has been a lot of publicity around the outstanding Oti Mabuse choreographing the show and Dame Arlene Phillips directing.  I have to say, it was a feast!  I picked up on a buffet of dance styles from Fosse, to Latin, to street, to jazz, to ballroom and musical.  The styles flowed into one with a gorgeous ease and the overall impact was the pure class that is Mabuse.       

 

 

What stands out for me in this show is how Cher’s infamous dry sense of humour, banter and quick wit have been captured so perfectly.  She is the Queen of the comebacks – not just with her never ending Farewell Tours - but with her sense of humour too.  The story is funny, playful and hosts not only new and unique jokes, but all the best lines that Cher has ever spoken – either as quotes from films or just her own little nuggets of advice on this thing we call life.  “I think that the longer I look good, the better gay men feel.”  “I called my dog six miles so I can say I walk six miles every day.”  If you know and love Cher (which tonight’s audience clearly did) then you will not be disappointed by the amount they throw in.  Another fun moment is during the song, “All I Ever Need Is You,” where Sonny and Cher are having a life changing, divorce making argument, and at the same time are on live television.  They argue like cat and dog and the second the cameras roll, they switch into their happy, showbiz song, then switch back to arguing again.  Creative storytelling moments such as these are scattered throughout the show and it really adds to its overall impact.  In contrast, the show also knows how to pull on your heartstrings with powerful and empowering vocal performances such as “Song For The Lonely,” and “Strong Enough.”  The show isn’t afraid to have moments where it strips back either and relies solely on the undeniable talent of its three Cher’s, leaving the audience with nothing but an empty stage, a spotlight and their voice.  These moments are spine-tinglingly incredible. 

 

 

 

Tom Rogers’ set is a clever way of supporting the story by inviting us to explore the real Cher rather than the celebrity and public persona.  This is achieved by creating a backstage set where Cher is herself and not performing, with the main backdrop being rows and rows of floor to ceiling Cher wigs and zipped up costumes.   Dressing tables, mirrors and wonderfully selected props are alternated to represent each year and decade of her impressive career.  They even guide you to the exact year, by a New York subway having the current year the story is set in emblazed on it, or the back of dancers costumes, or a bed.  This is all enhanced with creative and often spectacular lighting from Ben Cracknell, particularly so in the Bob Mackie fashion parade and the dazzling finale where the lighting illuminates everyone from the inside out. Slade’s costumes are possibly one of the features most anticipated in a show about Cher, and they do not disappoint.  Respectfully saluting some of the most iconic costumes of our time, Slade delights the audience with an eclectic mix of rhinestones, glitter, leather, chains, fringing, high heeled boots, and beauty.  The result is eye popping!   

 

The finale is an epic hit parade sing-a-long designed to satisfy and to celebrate Cher in an illuminating and invigorating way.  What a great party and acknowledgment of a back catalogue that has brought all of us together here tonight.  The audience are encouraged to jump up, join in, film, take pictures and generally create a concert vibe, which is exactly what we did.  Music is most definitely a gift, and Cher has chered (sorry – I had to at least once) that gift with the world.  So, throw your head back, laugh, sing, dance, shimmy and simply give in to the party vibe.  Dress up, don’t dress up but do turn up, and turn up with abandonment, for as the wise lady herself once said, “Until you’re ready to look foolish, you’ll never have the possibility of being great.”


WE SCORE THE CHER SHOW - 9/10

 

Snatched

Snatched - The Lowry, Salford - Friday 13th May 2022

Melissa Johns (Coronation Street, Life, Granchester, Celebrity Masterchef, Henry V) takes us on an incredibly personal journey of her life, with humour, heartache and dignity.  Snatched came about after Melissa’s icloud account was hacked and explicit photos of her were released online in 2018.  As a young disabled woman with a history of body dysmorphia, Melissa now had to come to terms with the fact that her body had been made public property without her say so.  The strength of heart, mind, soul and character it must take to turn such an experience into a positive, uplifting and empowering play is nothing short of remarkable.  It makes no apologies for championing female sexuality, tearing down body shaming, or for throwing the spotlight on the ridiculous taboo that ‘shock horror’ – people with disabilities have sex too!  Snatched is a fast paced, witty, wry and wonderful piece of theatre, with a very real human story at its heart.  I had no idea what to expect of tonight’s show or if it was going to be my cup of tea, but instead I found myself connecting on a deep personal level with elements of Melissa’s journey, found myself laughing out loud, and found the biggest admiration for the wonderful human that is Melissa Johns.

 

 

Performed in the Lowry’s intimate Studio theatre, Snatched welcomes us with musician Imogen Halsey, who guides us through the play with a multitude of songs that form the playlist to Melissa’s life.  Songs from the 90’s and 00’s are reimagined throughout and enhance the storytelling with poignancy, pathos and perfect dark humour.  The music is all played and sung live by the incredibly talented Imogen Halsey on a multitude of instruments and the song choices are sometimes so subtle, it’s only when you stop and listen completely that you realise even these are clearly and intentionally thought out to maximise humour, such as “He’s got the whole world in his hands,” or to pull at the heart strings such as the melancholy version of “Dirtbag.”

 

 

Melissa tells her story with the aid of numerous characters along the way, such as the irrepressible Mia Sporgan on Good Morning TV, whose interviewing technique and language is patronising and belittling to anyone with a disability (Brave, brave, brave, brave, brave, brave poor little Melissa).  These segments hilariously highlight the marginalised and often condescending way that disabilities are portrayed in the media and in life, such as ‘poor brave Melissa’ being on the front page of the news for learning to ride a bike at six years old, or for getting a job, or dare we say a boyfriend ‘even though she only has one arm’.  Her portrayal of the interview when she landed the job on Coronation Street was brilliant, with Mia asking if she was surprised she was on such a show, to which Melissa’s response was along the lines of, “Yeah, people thought I’d only play shark attack victims, or any role in medical drama where there’s been a horrific accident really!”  The dry humour is a tonic throughout and possibly the only way to survive in a world which is sometimes so ridiculously lacking with its understanding of both visible and invisible disabilities, and the thoughtless manner in which many people speak.

 

 

There are also the ‘Humanitarian Over Achiever Awards’ sprinkled throughout the show – a genius and comical salute to the self-appreciation of those who claim they are raising awareness and doing good but are actually belittling because they are more interested in self praise than the cause they are supposedly fighting for.  Honestly, Snatched is so clever and highlights the insane prejudices that many do not even realise they present on a daily basis.

 

 

As we are taken through each milestone in Melissa’s life, with stories from primary school, to boyfriends, to prom, to first job, it is interspersed with snippets of the harrowing period in her life when the photos were leaked.  These two elements smash and clash into each other with a mix of the hilarious to the horrific heartache.  Every story becomes more and more humbling as our eyes are opened wide into what it means to live with a missing limb, or Wiggy as her Grandad named it.  Primary school – Melissa’s voice is not heard when she says she knows how to recharge the battery on her prosthetic arm.  Instead, she is separated from the whole class so she can be ‘plugged into the wall’, whilst they all enjoy story time together on the carpet.  Boyfriends – how she learnt to hide her missing limb so that boys would even look at her, and the cutting phone message from a date when he did find out that stated freaks like her shouldn’t be allowed out.  Jobs – where she isn’t trusted to carry plates whilst waiting on and instead is continually put at the back with just a serving jug of gravy or custard.  The bullying, the hate, the exclusion, the harassment, the abuse, the incomprehension and yet Melissa has found a way to deal with it all and make the negative of her narrative into the most positive and proud elements of who she is.  And so she should, for she is clearly a extraordinary woman.  When the photos were leaked, Melissa learnt very quickly who stood with her and who ran away.  Melissa had worked in education between acting jobs and they were one of the systems who ran a mile.  In the Q&A after the show, Melissa highlighted that explicit photos being taken or shared without consent is not reserved just for those in the public eye.  It is happening in every walk of life, and is increasingly apparent in schools, particularly upskirting.  And there in lies the irony because far from being removed from education – Melissa Johns is EXACTLY the kind of positive role model that is in perfect position to give talks and educate students!  She has lived life in a way that is unique and has a wealth of experience and insight to share from living with a disability, body dysmorphia and has lived through explicit pictures being shared without permission.  Her mind set, her uplifting humour, her strength and her choice of where the power lies and how to take control of who she is, is a story that every student should hear.  Infact, everyone should hear it.

 

 

Melissa’s story telling, devised alongside amazing director and friend Lily Levin is motivating, moving and marvellous.  This one woman show is interjected with family photos, family videos and voice interviews with her parents, recording their thoughts on the leaked photos.  As the show comes to a head, we are plunged into darkness and reminded that yes we have laughed throughout tonight’s show, but this is someone’s life, a very real life of a normal girl that could be your friend, sister, daughter or partner.  We see a reel of home videos and photos rewinding back to the beginning when Melissa was born, and as the show finishes, she defies all the hate by standing up for exactly who she is.  Her final message left me so choked that as I joined in the standing ovation, I could not cheer or whoop or whistle.  I desperately wanted to, but my throat was so constricted with emotion I found it impossible.  As I said at the start, I didn’t know what to expect from tonight’s show, but I can tell you all now that this is so much more than a piece of theatre.  It is possibly the best life affirming and motivational speech I have ever heard.

 

WE SCORE SNATCHED - 10/10

Passion

Passion - Hope Mill Theatre, Manchester - Wednesday 11th May 2022

You only have to say the name Stephen Sondheim and I’m there faster than the wit and intricacy of his lyrics!  Add Ruthie Henshall into the mix as the leading lady and this show promises to be the stuff of musical theatre legends for years to come, and with the beautifully intimate Hope Mill Theatre as its home, I feel genuinely honoured to be up close and personal to such theatre royalty.

 


Set in Italy, Passion is inspired by the novel Fosca and the 1981 film Passione d’Amore.  Fosca, played by Henshall, is an obsessive, emotive and sometimes questionable woman in love with soldier Giorgio.  She is driven by deep desires and we bare witness to how unconditional her love is.   The question has to be asked though, where does love end and obsession begin?  Giorgio  - performed by Dean John-Wilson – is already in love with Clara, who he bids farewell to as he sets off to join his new regiment.  Clara, it seems, is already married to someone else but they agree to keep in touch via letters.  As the secluded Fosca and Giorgio meet when he lends her some books for companionship, Fosca develops an unhealthy attachment and dependency on Giorgio, and many dangerous warning signs start to appear.  As Giorgio continues to write to Clara, he speaks of Fosca, and Clara warns him of the potential dangers that such an unstable relationship may hold.  But is seems it is too late, for Fosca’s fixation with Giorgio is stronger than ever.  Unsure of what to do, Giorigo asks for leave to put some distance between them but is persuaded to write to Fosca in his absence.  She learns of his companionship with the married Clara and if affects her so deeply, many fear for her wellbeing and sanity.  Her doctor is concerned that the only thing to ease her suffering is the return of Giorgio.  He obliges and discovers the cause of her ailing state of mind – a cruel and humiliating failed marriage to a fraudulent Count.  Following a mix up over a love letter written by Fosca but assumed to be written by Giorgio to Fosca, things come to a head as her cousin tries to protect her honour.  Giorgio and her cousin duel as Fosca struggles to cling to life itself.  Can Giorgio get to Fosca in time to declare the discovery of his love for her?  Is his mind strong enough to take on the strength and passion of such a love?  Fosca, Giorgio and Clare weave us into their tumultuous love triangle of obsession, power, manipulation, and of course, passion.  Heralded as one of the few projects Sondheim personally conceived, and with the book by regular collaborator James Lapine, Passion certainly lives up to its name.

 


Upon walking into the theatre at Hope Mill Theatre, a translucent white sheet disguises two actors whose intimate movements are captured through their shadows and silhouettes.  This build up is ever present long before the show begins and engages the audience into immediately asking questions.  The show officially starts when the sheet drops to reveal Giorgio and Clara entwined in an impassioned embrace and we instantly grasp the physical intensity of their relationship.  Swift and simple movements from both actors and moving stage slats allow the passing of time in a clear and fathomable manner and pave way for an uncomplicated and efficient journey from a battlefield to a bedroom.  The lighting subtly plays its part too, delicately enhancing the scenes with a mixture of naturalism and symbolic moods.  Lastly there is the use of a drum and trumpet played on stage by the actors, which mark the passing of time with a notable rhythmic beat. 

 


In addition to our three main characters, we also have a small cast of soldiers, Colonels, Sergeants and Doctors completing the military company.  Ray Shell (Starlight Express, The Bodyguard, Miss Saigon), Tim Walton (Matilda, Mamma Mia, Love Never Dies), Juan Jackson (Cats, HMS Pinafore, West Side Story), Steve Watts (As You Like It, The Pleasure Garden, classical / choral experience), Charlie Waddell (Half a sixpence, Cats, South Pacific), Danny Whitehead (Wicked, Phantom, South Pacific), Adam Robert Lewis (Phantom, Guys & Dolls, Witches Of Eastwick) are possibly the best supporting cast I have ever heard!  Their harmonies were testimony to the level of these performers – all leading roles in their own rightsTheir solo elements only offered further proof to the quality of their vocal abilities.  It was like having the lead of every West End show up there all at once.  Their scenes offered a sprinkling of light humour and a clever carefree contrast to the intense emotive nature of our love triangle.  These scenes are not only vital in delivering important segments of the story, but in allowing the audience time to digest the powerful and sometimes uncomfortable themes of love throughout.  They break the tension for the audience but just enough to allow you to breathe and catch your breath without ever pulling you out of the passion.  

 


This ensemble also provide creative and exciting roles when we learn of Fosca’s harrowing past, with gender neutral casting.  It was moving and inspiring to see these strong male identifying soldiers suddenly switching to playing the young female Fosca, or her mother, and for the audience to utterly accept that these two male soldiers are now in love with each other as a Count and a young Fosca.  This was a modern and welcome piece of direction from Sondheim specialist Michael Strassen.


In a typical Sondheim manner, his glorious melodies and lyrics are echoed by different characters at different times throughout the performance, permitting an ebb and flow to the production but equally providing new interpretations of the same song by character circumstance and perspective.  After all, that’s what Passion is ultimately about – different perspectives on love.  Depending on who you are, your values, your past, your present, your appearance, your will and desire, you will view love and all it encapsulates with a unique and sometimes biased view.  The psychology of what it is to love becomes intoxicating, it completely messes with your mind, manipulating your thoughts, questioning what you believe to be right and condemning you to the realisation that ultimately, love is intangible.  It is not a fixed form that you can easily explain because love is different with everyone, for everyone and because of everyone you will ever meet.  These things subconsciously shape your view of love, have the power to alter its very existence, and this is what we see Fosca do to Giorgio.  Is hers a true unconditional love or pure manipulation?  Is it freely given or does it come with a hefty price?  I don’t know!  I can’t answer!  It has infiltrated my own mind, so everything feels a little upside down and what I thought I knew I realise is only a part of the full story that is love.

 


What I am 100% sure of though is that the theatre gods have delivered in abundance with the casting of this show.  Ruthie Henshall (Olivier winner and 5 times nominee, She Loves Me, Crazy For You, Chicago, Cats, Woman In White and mainstream is known for her time on I’m A Celebrity) is just outstanding as Fosca.  I know I am privileged to have watched a class act in such close quarters and this is why I love Hope Mill.  I sincerely felt a shimmer and a warm glow run through me when she appeared, and her first notes rang out.  Henshall’s ability is unfathomable, with the skill and technique to caress you with the most tender and heartfelt whisper, to scorching your soul through her powerhouse capabilities within one musical phrase.  The animalistic haunting howls she dug from the depths of her soul were so terrifically torturous that her pain reverberated throughout the audience, leaving some genuinely worried as to whether Henshall was indeed acting or not.  She blows my mind and I am officially at a loss for words! 

 


Dean John-Wilson
(Originating the role of Aladdin in Disney’s Aladdin, The King & I and more recently appeared on The Voice) is charismatic as Giorgio and so skilful that is easy to understand how he finds himself the object of so much attention.  He is a beautifully controlled and generous performer, allowing everyone he shares the stage with to shine.  He instinctively knows when to step back and when to step up.  This is a rare humble and moving value.  John-Wilson’s final scene was so bravely raw that it broke the few remaining members of the audience who were just about managing to stay in control of their emotions.  He was unbelievable and it was even more moving to see him wipe away his own very real tears from performing this scene, as the audience were addressed at the end of the show regarding the Hope Mill’s wonderful charity.

 

Kelly Price (Olivier nominee, What’s New Pussycat, Peter Pan, Othello, Aspects Of Love) is a force to be reckoned with as Clara.  Strong yet delicate, her complicated entanglement with Giorgio was played with a rousing and engaging energy that was infectious.  An incredible actress, she was unafraid to make eye contact with the audience and pulled us willingly along on her journey and version of love.  As Giorgio started to question what he wanted and needed rather than just giving way to Clara’s needs, we saw a brilliant transformation by Price which personally left me questioning whether to feel sorry for Clara or whether I had been hoodwinked by her.  It takes a remarkable actress to take you on such a journey and her vocals were capable of seducing you or shredding you.  Incredible.

 


Passion
is an intense blend of those deep, visceral and instinctual feelings that drive our truth.  Everyone is driven by passion, by magnetic values and unavoidable thoughts that flow through our very cores.  This is what it is to be human after all.  But Passion exposes the very fine crossroads between what is deemed a respectable and admirable pursuit of all that matters to you, and an unhinged, dark and obsessive slight in your heart and soul.  When does Passion become poison?  When does virtue become venomous and morality merge into malicious?  Prepare to feel exhausted as this exemplary cast expose your nerves to their raw hearts, and their passions in this outstanding piece of theatre. Passion celebrates the sophistication and spectacular work of Sondheim with abundance and it is an evening I will remember for a long time.  What an honour Mr. Sondheim.  Thank you, and goodnight. x    

 

WE SCORE PASSION – 10/10

 

Singin' In The Rain

Singin' In The Rain - Opera House, Manchester - Tuesday 10th May 2022

To say I’ve been excited about watching Singin’ In The Rain this evening is somewhat of an understatement.  The smash hit 1952 film is one of my all-time favourites, Gene Kelly is one of my idols, and when I saw the stage version around thirty odd years ago with Tommy Steele I was blown away.  Then discovering that dancer and choreographer extraordinaire Adam Cooper was part of the cast, and the anticipation of seeing such classics as “Singin’ in the rain”, “Make ‘em laugh”, “Good morning”, “Broadway melody ballet” – I knew that this production would shower us with the best of the best, and that for once, we would all be happy to welcome the rain in Manchester!


Set in 1920’s Hollywood, Singin’ In The Rain introduces us to silent movie star Don Lockwood.  Lockwood is a Hollywood legend and happily makes hit movie after hit movie with his on-screen romantic partner Lina Lamont.  Together they are cinema gold, celebrated by all.  But nothing lasts forever, and as technology moves on, films start to introduce sound.  As a new era of Hollywood is born with the introduction of the ‘Talkies’, can Lockwood and Lamont retain their Hollywood glamour status as the golden couple?  Well, it appears maybe not, for Lina may look like a goddess but it turns out she sounds like a strangled cat!  As Producers transition their silent film into a musical, it is decided that Lina must be dubbed for the good of the film.  Lockwood takes control and introduces aspiring chorus girl Kathy for the job, who he ultimately falls in love with.  This brings its own brand of feisty friction from Lina as jealousy and envy rampage through her blood.  It also seems that no one at the studio actually knows anything about this new technology or indeed music, so Lockwood gets his best friend and musician Cosmo hired.  With the perfect trio of Don, Cosmo and Kathy now complete, momentum takes over, talent shines through, and movie magic is made.    

 

 

So where to start?  Because this production transcends words!  Talent, magic, euphoria, and jubilation wash over an awe-struck audience with the sophistication of a by-gone era and the celebration of a tangible Hollywood Glamour.  Visually the show is simple but stunning, with Hollywood style bright lights, spotlights and the famous streetlight.  A basic set of a soundstage is openly transformed to meet the requirements of each scene, with a subtle touch of fresh lighting and furniture, such as red lights and street signs for outside the Hollywood Chinese theatre, a park bench and dimmed lights, or the fall of a curtain accompanied by a flurry of naked bulb lights to represent a stage.  The sets are clear, and clutter free, allowing all the necessary space needed for the epic dance routines.  The show starts as any Hollywood musical should with an opulent overture, teasing our tastebuds for what is to come.  The overture is partnered with the ensemble dancing their way through the different musical snippets, with exquisite attention to storytelling.  Watch each dancer closely as they portray movie crew staff members, such as the cleaner or the costume girl using every opportunity to try and audition for the big wigs.  This opening is sharp and clever, forming a feel for the fame hungry Hollywood way of life.

 

 

The whole production is so slick, joyous and oozing with perfection that all I can do is briefly mention the different numbers and moments, because given half a chance I would recreate the show in its entirety and quote lyrics, jokes and choreo combinations to my hearts content.  The Moses Supposes number was phenomenal.  Not only were the audience blown away by the comic timing and speed of the impressive tongue twisters that led into the number, but the tap routine that followed was toe tappin’ heaven!   Alastair Crosswell joined Adam Cooper and Ross McLaren for this number and he was so phenomenal he was hard to keep your eyes off.  I’m sure this could be an alternative meaning to a triple threat because these three tore up that floor and tapped their way into my top treats of the entire show!


Good morning
was obviously one of those numbers that myself and the audience had been waiting for and it didn’t disappoint.  I have to say, the rapport and camaraderie between Cooper, McLaren and Gooch as Don, Cosmo and Kathy was palpable and it added to the experience, making you extra happy to see them so happy.  Their timing, trust and humour shines through every step, every nuance and every note sung, culminating in the famous walk over the sofa (or in this case a park bench).  I can’t express enough how much joy these numbers bring.  It should honestly be prescribed on the NHS!

 

 

The Broadway Melody Ballet number was everything I wanted it to be and then some.  I initially wondered if the scale of this number from the film would be lost on stage, but then I quickly became embarrassed at my own stupidity because what unfolded was nothing short of amazing.  It had everything recognisable from the epic film number, right down to the colourful costumes, the geeky glasses, hat and suitcase of Lockwood’s Broadway character.  There were neon lights a plenty, tap, ballet, swing, sass and the glorious seduction of what was Cyd Charisse’s sensational dance, this time performed with a wickedly lavish ease by Harriet Samuel-Gray, who delivered a performance to behold.


An old fashioned cinema screen was lowered for moments in the story when Monumental Pictures were assessing their film making of ‘The Dancing Cavalier’.   This was a sublime method of allowing us to laugh at the technical sound issues such as a huge time lag - meaning the wrong words ended up syncing to the wrong actor, or when the rustling of jewellery overtook the performance, or the microphones picking up Lina’s heartbeat and indeed when Lina only spoke every other word into the microphone!


There were other favourite moments from the film that were honoured such as Lina’s “I cayn’t Staynd eet” line, famous dance moves and silhouettes, and beautiful nods to the costumes by head of wardrobe Abigail Morgan.  Anyone who holds the film close to their heart will not be disappointed.

 

 

Neither will any Gene Kelly fans be disappointed with tonight’s counterpart Don Lockwood – Olivier and Tony Award nominated Adam Cooper (Royal Ballet, The Red Shoes, choreographer for Sunny Afternoon which won 4 Olivier Awards, and director).  Coopers Lockwood is simply sensational.  I feel privileged to have witnessed his performance this evening and in no way shape or form ever felt the need to compare him to either Gene Kelly or Tommy Steele, for he is Adam Cooper and believe me, that name holds the same kudos and talent, and I do not say that lightly.  Cooper floats on air when he dances.  He transfixes you whether it be tap, ballet, modern, solo, partner work, trio work, ensemble work – he just has that intrinsic “it factor.”  He was born to dance and seemingly belongs in this era of movie romance.  His performance makes you swoon, and I have never used the word swoon in any review, or in any part of my life before really, but there you go!  I swooned!  Cooper is never more alive when he performs the shows title number of Singin’ In The Rain, and seems to take great personal joy in the number, particularly engaging the first few rows with his splashing and kicking of water.  It’s brilliant!  He’s brilliant!


Ross McLaren
(Sleepless, Guys and Dolls, Big, Elf, Top Hat, Luca McIntyre in Doctors) is the perfect Cosmo Brown.  His natural stage presence and congeniality allow him to be an instant audience hit from the moment he steps onto the stage.  He always appears to be on the verge of laughing, corpsing or winding up his cast members, and his clear comradeship immediately confirms you are in a safe pair of hands.  McLaren proves his talent time and time again, but never more so than in the classic Make ‘Em Laugh.  What a performance!  There is so much going on!  Slapstick, tumbles, tricks, dancing, singing, physical theatre, comedy – it’s never ending!  McLaren delivers his parting shot to the number with the famous ‘walking the wall’ moment, which deservedly receives a spontaneous applause from a flabbergasted and impressed audience.     


Kathy Selden is given life by the outstanding Charlotte Gooch (Flashdance, Strictly Ballroom, Top Hat, Dirty Dancing, Legally Blonde).  Gooch is a natural and it’s impossible not to be swept away by her stunning voice, delightful dancing and feisty acting.  The perfect partner for Cooper, Gooch is his equal and holds court on more than one occasion, with mesmerising performances such as Lucky Star and Would You.  She seems genuinely at home in this role and I kept forgetting I was watching three performers, and not three friends goofing around for real, particularly in Good Morning.  An incredibly believable and genuine performance.  Her rival Lina Lemont is played by the irrepressible Jenny Gayner.  Gayner was a clear audience favourite.  Her skill at sounding so dreadful and acting so badly was simply so good!  As one audience member said, “You’ve got to be so good to play someone that bad!”  She was hilarious and consistently provided the biggest laughs of the night with her high pitched nasal voice, mispronunciation of words, narcissistic self-belief and own brand of style and sophistication.  Gayner took a pie in the face with class and walked away from it with sass.  Her solo “What’s Wrong With Me?”  was purposefully sung out of tune and yet a song has never sounded better.  Her talent for comedy is abundantly clear and she justly received one of the most rapturous audience applauses.

 

 

It was a wonderful surprise to see Sandra Dickinson (extensive tv, film & teatre work including Ready Player One, Superman 3, Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy, Casualty, Holby, A Streetcar Named Desire, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, The Wedding Singer) as part of the cast as I didn’t know she was in the show.  Dickinson created a couple of different roles, so we were treated to the breadth of her mighty character work.  It’s incredible to watch her live.  What a joy!  With such a strong cast and ensemble, which also includes the incomparable Michael Matus and Dale Rapley, it’s no wonder that Singin’ In The Rain is continually wowing audiences up and down the country and receiving top rating reviews.  This particular rain cloud shows no sign of stopping or slowing down either, and thank goodness because on this occasion, to quote (or slightly misquote) Peter Kay “It’s spitting!  Everybody into the theatre!”  Trust me!  You don’t want to be the one to miss out.


However, the star turn of this production has to be the rain!  I challenge anyone to ignore the child in their hearts that is simply dying to jump up and splash, kick and frolic in the puddles along with the cast in this phenomenal piece of theatre.  The anticipation that comes with this number is not in vain and you will roar with sheer laughter and disbelief as the number unfolds.  Even if you think you know what’s coming – you have no idea!!


To use the name of film company in the show, this revamp of the 2012 Chichester Festival and West End production of Singin’ In The Rain is ‘Monumental!’  This is a happy, feel good sensational splash of a show that will leave you soaked with joy, dripping with happiness and wanting to dance in the rain!  Throw caution to the wind, leave your umbrella at home and beware – those in the first few rows may get wet!!  So, ‘Come on with the rain’ because I’ve definitely been left with ‘a smile on my face!’

 

WE SCORE SINGIN’ IN THE RAIN – 10/10

 

Wuthering Heights

Wuthering Heights - The Lowry, Salford - Tuesday 3rd May 2022

“It’s me, I’m Cathy, I’ve come home now!”

I’m sure that the high-pitched infamous line from the Kate Bush song would not have been what Emily Bronte intended to run through our minds whenever Wuthering Heights was mentioned, but it does go to show how the power of her exceptional novel has transcended into a more modern popular culture, and I have to confess, it has been swimming around my head since I was invited along to tonight’s show.  I think I may be in the right frame of mind for this particular production though, for director Emma Rice is not known for simply recreating traditional portrayals of novels.  On the contrary, Rice threads every artistic form possible into her productions, and Wuthering Heights is no exception.  Expect this epic and wild love story of revenge and redemption to encounter dance, music, special effects, technology, puppetry and an unexpected humour.  Expect the unexpected and allow yourself to be swept away to the Yorkshire Moors for this wildly supernatural experience.

 

 

 

Wuthering Heights is a dark love story, with tumultuous themes throughout such as love and passion, ghosts and spirits, revenge and redemption, obsession, class, gender, and upbringing.  Heathcliff is alone in the world, that is until he is rescued and adopted by the wealthy Earnshaw family.  He is taken to live with them at Wuthering Heights where he quickly finds a kindred spirit in Earnshaw’s daughter Catherine.  But a straightforward love story would have ended this novel rather quickly.  Instead, their love is torn and ripped apart by forces from both within and without, with the same brutality as the gorging weather that rampages those eery Yorkshire moors.  A dangerous power is unleashed within Heathcliff and his obsessive love grows and his desire for revenge on those who took it away from him engulfs his heart.  His twisted torment becomes deadly and transcends into the next generation.  Can peace ever be found in the wild hearts of all who inhabit Wuthering Heights?     

 

 

 

This is Wuthering Heights as it has never been seen before.  This truly theatrical experience untwists and unfurls the trickier elements of the novel, keeping it true to the story but making it equally accessible for anyone who has wanted to read it but has been put off by the ‘heaviness’ and length of the literature.   Emma Rice (Romantics Anonymous, Wise Children, Brief Encounter) has created a modern masterpiece from a classic and her unique, creative and daring choices wowed me from beginning to end. 

One of the first things to stand out was arguably the lead character in the story – the Yorkshire Moors themselves.  Magnificently created by the actors as a chorus, their frantic movement quite literally brought the moors to life, allowing everything they represent to be personified.  The cast vocally emerges you into the wild weather that rampages the landscape with a chilling soundscape of screams, screeches and shrieks.  It raises goosebumps as if you were wrapped in the turbulent scene for real.  Nandi Bhebhe (Bagdad Café, A Monster Calls, A Midsummer Nights Dream) leads this wonderfully wild chorus of Moors actors with a raw and relishing authority.  She is strong, funny, captivating and has a beautiful singing voice.  Minimal sets are used to maximum effect and create everything that is needed.  The sparse stage is the perfect echo of the sparse moors, uncluttered, baron and with nowhere to hide.

 

 

 

This production of Wuthering Heights, which is co-produced by The National Theatre, Bristol Old Vic and York Theatre Royal, begins at the end.  We are treated to a comedic breakdown of the complicated and entwined characters in the story, with an intimate approach by simply breaking the fourth wall.  The cast makes themselves “one of us” by relating their own confusion, asking, “Why is it so difficult to follow?” and “Why do all the characters have to have the same name?”  This is in no way a slight on the brilliance of Bronte’s work, but a clever choice to assure the audience that we will be guided throughout the performance, and they thankfully stay faithful to their word, allowing for break out moments where the plot is recapped, the cast ask the questions we are all thinking so that we may receive and answer, and the numerous deaths are tallied and continuously made obvious by a chosen method of chalking them up on a board.  Once this has been established and Lockwood has visited Cathy Linton and Hareton Earnshaw, we travel back in time to see how we got to this point.

 

 

 

The young Heathcliff, Catherine and Hindley Earnshaw are all portrayed by puppets, but with their counterpart older actor self, providing the voice besides them.  This beautifully allows the same actor to play the character from children to adults.  We immediately see the crackling relationship between Heathcliff and Catherine, and how this leads to Hindley feeling pushed out.  The untamed nature of these children is quickly established through superb acting and teases us of the storm that is brewing.

 

 

 

These open sequences are complemented with the rest of the cast reading books around the edge of the stage, as words and sentences of the novel are projected onto the back screen in exquisite scroll.  These books are duplicated throughout the production on sticks that flap and fly as the birds on the moors.  Nothing in this production is by chance, every single detail has clearly been thought out, reworked, then planned a thousand more times until the genius that is this show was born.

 

 

 

The show is sleek and satisfying with its ability to mix Bronte’s literature with new script, so we have a true Wuthering Heights but one that is interjected with modern asides to keep the audience engaged and enlightened.  It is a remarkable achievement as the two scripts flow into each other without a single crack or crumble.  This allows for such honourable nods to Yorkshire such as their hospitality, their love of tea, and even a Christmas song sung to the tune of “On Ilkla Moor Baht 'at (where the ducks play football).”  This this leads me into my next point, because whilst this may have been a small and fun song, the singing and music in this production is insanely good!  It is on the verge of being a musical as the use of song is present throughout.  However, it doesn’t rely on the songs to tell the story as a musical would.  Instead, they enhance it and create atmosphere, and the live band throughout submerge us into the Yorkshire moors and the lives of these mixed up characters with an anthemic score usually found in big block buster films.  The effect is incredible.

 

 

 

Lucy McCormick (Triple Threat, Post Popular, Life: LIVE!, Artist in resident at the Soho Theatre) powerfully leads the cast as Catherine and is made for this production.  Her performance is feral, fierce and feisty as she twitches, growls and laughs with untamed abandonment throughout.  McCormick is given flight to be at her best when she breaks into her rebellious rock song and dance routine “I Am The Earth”, accompanied by a band that unleash prayer to all the rock gods!  She recreates the electric intensity she is known for in her solo shows, injecting it into Catherine with all the untamed savagery needed for this tormented character.  Her passion is so penetrating that you feel helpless watching the demise of Catherine.  When McCormick spurges those famous words from the core of her being, “He’s more myself than I am,” I can honestly say that for the first time ever, I felt and understood the true depth of what they mean.  She was incredible.

 

 

 

Liam Tamne (The Prince Of Egypt, Bonnie & Clyde, Spamilton, The Rocky Horror Show, Phantom, Les Mis) is brilliantly brooding as the wilful Heathcliff.  His performance resonates as he meshes together the relevance of his hatred towards polite society, with issues of exclusion and prejudice that are still relevant today.  Watching the transformation that Tamne takes Heathcliff on was so believable, it was terrifying.  He took it so slowly, so subtly, that you suddenly found yourself watching a version of Heathcliff in the second act and wondered when did brooding become brutish?  When did uncontrolled become uncontrollable?  Tamne really drove home the dark and dangerous side of Heathcliff and between him and McCormick, their relationship was palpable. 

 

 

 

Sam Archer (Bagdad Café, Wise Children, An Ideal Husband, La Boheme, numerous Matthew Bourne productions) springs onto the stage as both Lockwood and Edgar Linton.  His Linton, particularly when first introduced and paired with Katy Owen as Isabella Linton was absolute comedy gold.  The audience were belly laughing at his prancing, dancing and attempts at romancing.  He was the posh, clueless, cad who had no idea of the world beyond wealth and servants and honestly had us all roaring.  Equally, when things became ever more difficult and real for him upon marrying Catherine, you realised what a remarkable and well-rounded actor Archer is.  As mentioned, Katy Owen (Wise Children, The Little Matchgirl and Other Happier Tales, A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Rebecca) was Isabella and also young Linton.  I have to say, Owen was on the verge of stealing the whole show and was an absolute audience favourite!  Her physical comedy was in one word outstanding.  She held the audience in the palm of her hand and one twirl across the stage, one attempt at standing up but being too weak to do so, one look, and one word with her hilariously upper class accent had us all appreciating her performance more and more.  I cannot praise Owen enough.  She knows her own strengths as a performer and uses them to maximum effect time and time again.

 

 

 

Tama Phethean (Grow Up, Be A Good Parent, Macbeth, Night Of The Living Dead Live! Manmuck) Hindley and Hareton Earnshaw and Stephanie Hockley (Malory Towers, Robin Hood, The Show Must Go On, Return To The Forbidden Planet) as Frances Earnshaw and Catherine Linton are wonderful at creating different roles and making their presence known on stage with their engaging and strong performances.  They work together with an exciting energy as Hareton and Cathy and again have simply gorgeous singing voices.

Completing the ensemble are T J Holmes, Craig Johnson, Jordan Laviniere who set the cast alight by working none stop in numerous different roles, all as perfectly created as the last.  Each of them stand out in their own rights and for their own reasons, whether it be as a multi-tasking musician, a wonderful comic, or a sublime dancer.  They are by no means secondary members or characters of this production and their performance speaks volumes to this testimony.

 

 

 

Ian Ross has created an epic and atmospheric new score for this production and the combination of percussion, screeching strings and heavy rock capture the immense sense of foreboding rolling over the moors and into the lives of everyone entangled in Wuthering Heights.

 

If you are still reading this review, thank you.  I know it’s a long one, but it is a long show and it is all worthy of a mention.  The first act alone is 95 minutes so if your bladder is of a weak disposition then it’s advisable to tinkle before you ticket so to speak.  Go and watch this production without expectation but with an open mind and heart.  It is wonderful to see how a classic can be interpreted and delivered into a new world and live, thrive and survive within that world comfortably.  The story has not been tampered with but it has been re-imagined and given a bold and audacious revamp, making many of its themes seem entirely relatable for todays audience.  The injection of satire and humour into an otherwise dark and gothic story is one that is risqué and one that I applaud.  Unique interpretation is key to this production of Wuthering Heights and tears down the old-fashioned class barriers associated with traditional and classic literature and theatre audiences, welcoming a new wave into the fold.  There is still a place for such traditional pieces of course, but what this production does is recognise a much wider audience and encourages theatre for all.  It cleverly pulls on themes from the book and mocks the silent hierarchy of those who still believe that classic literature and theatre are to be exclusively enjoyed by certain classes.  So instead of saying “Bravo!”  I will say “A Woo Hoo!” “Whoop Whoop!” and “It was reyt good kid!”

WE SCORE WUTHERING HEIGHTS - 9/10

 

Habibti Driver

Habibti Driver - Octagon Theatre, Bolton - Monday 25th April 2022

Born from a desire to create roles that writer Shamia Chalabi could identify with, Habibti Driver emerged in all its Northern glory!  It follows the story of Shazia, a young woman who is of mixed heritage – half Egyptian, half Wigan – as she tries to break the news of her upcoming nuptials with white British boyfriend Chris, to her Muslim dad who encourages a more traditional outlook for her life.  But Shazia has to find him first!  After going AWOL, her dad Ashraf returns from Egypt a married man and with the impending arrival of new wife Yasmin, Shazia is encouraged to become more respectfully Muslim by covering her hair, dressing more appropriately, to stop swearing, stop drinking and stop being so embarrassingly Northern!  This doesn’t exactly work out the way Ashraf intended as Shazia airs her own views on what is ultimately HER life.  It also doesn’t go quite as intended when she eventually introduces her fiancé Chris to her dad.  Chris is so nervous and desperate to connect that his banter and jokes unintentionally slide into racist slurs about bacon butties and Christmas hams!  Shazia ends up torn between two worlds, and as her mum points out that her ex-husbands views are not entirely his own and may be influenced by his brother, we begin to realise the complicated web of family pressure, community, honour and loyalty.  But there is now new life in this tangle of traditions and Yasmin is not only a breath of fresh air that surprises everyone, but a beautiful example of how to stay true to who you are whilst embracing and accepting the beliefs and traditions of all around you.  Her strength, determination, love and support during times of need shine strong, and she is able to clear away everyone’s cobwebs to reveal the importance of what lies beneath all of the mess – family.

 

 

Habibti Driver deals with tradition, cultures, mixed heritage, racism, love, hate and family.  It navigates such heavy topics through a wonderful form of objective and observational humour, making everything accessible and palatable.  The messages are there loud and clear, but where this play is so clever is its delivery.  Shazia’s family and friends are every day, likable, warm, loving, funny, flawed, quirky, and genuine people.  We know them, we may even be them, and race, religion and culture are not the first thing you identify or label these characters with.  You identify with the goat videos, the Aldi super buys, the times you go into Asda for a pint of milk and come out with an inflatable hot tub!  You identify with the ridiculously random and riotous references of Mr. Blobby, the taxi to Aspull, having a chippy tea, collecting pogs, singing along with the wrong words to the car radio.  It is brilliantly normal, instantly recognisable and if we recognise the fun bits of ourselves on stage, then we kind of have to recognise the bits that could do with more of an open mind and understanding too.

 

 

The play gently teases the traditions of both White British and Muslim cultures in order to educate, but it brilliantly also mocks those shared inbetween faux pas’ that makes us all part of the same race – the human race.  This is hilariously highlighted when Yasmin arrives in England with little English, so Shazia who doesn’t speak much Arabic, instead continues to talk to her in English but very slowly and loudly – as if this will suddenly help with the translation!  There is the British boy trying to learn Arabic who can’t even get an every day greeting correct (As-salamu alaykum comes out as Ala-ka-zam!), pitted against Yasmin who learns to speak English, how to drive and passes her Citizenship test respectively.  Chris’ attempts to embrace his fiancé’s culture see him outing Lawrence of Arabi and watching The Mummy!  A firm favourite throughout the play was the gorgeous use of language and malapropisms as British phrases were constantly given an Arabic uplift, such as those famous dunking biscuits (or bisquits) being rebranded as hob-i-knobs and “Keeping the calm and carry it on.”

 

 

With every word I write, I think of another moment worthy of a mention such as the stylised and delicate moment that Ashraf is racial attacked in his taxi, the creation of fake-on (facon?!) butties instead of bacon butties, the random fancy dress costumes including a poo emoji, an alien and a gorilla, or the exuberant wedding party with its intoxicating dancing.  If I am speaking of worthy moments then I have to mention this hard working, aimable and talented cast.  Shamia Chalabi (Force Majeure, Burkas And Bacon Butties, Coronation Street, Doctors and also co-wrote Habibti Driver) shares Shazia’s world with us and is feisty, honest and relatable.  Chalabi has a natural rapport with all other cast members and with the audience.  She is incredibly relaxed and natural on stage so it is easy to engage in her struggle to keep her independence whilst absorbing both of her cultures.  Oh yeah, and she also happened to write this incredibly quick witted and intelligent play with her friend Sarah Henley.

 

 

Dana Haqjoo (The Boy With Two Hearts, The Ipcress Files, Coronation Street, Emmerdale, United We Fall) is heart-warmingly hilarious as Ashraf.  Haqjoo is simply loveable and an instant hit with the audience from the moment he steps into the performance space.  He makes you laugh, makes you question yourself, and delves into difficult emotional topics with such truth and realness that you listen and take note.  Haqjoo takes his character on a sensitive journey and has challenging situations to face, but he performs in such an accessible way that we are able to learn something and gain a deeper understanding of the choices people can be faced with that we know nothing about. 

 

 

Timothy O’ Hara (The Shark Is Broken, Little Mermaid, Burkas And Bacon Butties, The Mousetrap, Shakespeare In Love, Casualty) is comedy gold as good hearted Chris.  His physical expression is outstanding and had me belly laughing on more than one occasion.  His face alone spoke a thousand words as he reacted to everything being said around him, and his portrayal as the nervous boyfriend meeting his future father-in-law for the first time was sublime.  O’ Hara, like the rest of the cast, had such a raw truth about his performance that it worked wonders in making the audience listen and pay attention, highlighting how one persons ‘joke’ is another person’s casual racism. 

 

 

Helen Sheals (Shirley Valentine,Brassed Off, The Wonderful Wizard Of Oz, Judy & Liza, The Rise & Fall Of Little Voice, Coronation Street, Last Tango In Halifax) doesn’t hold back as bingo fanatic Jean – Shazia’s mum.  She is bold, brassy and brilliant.  Sheals demands your attention, and you willingly give it for you wouldn’t want to miss a second of her performance.  Sheals flips from begrudging to best friend in one beautiful scene with Echouafni as Yasmin – her ex husbands new wife, and has such control that her ever changing roles from mum, to ex wife, to defender, to party girl, flow with a natural and rapidly believable ease.

Houda Echouafni (A Museum In Baghdad, King John, The Things I Would Tell You, Doctors, Green Wing, Hotel Babylon) hoodwinks us all as the delightful Yasmin.  We are set up to believe that Yasmin will be a seen but not heard, stay at home, and devout religious wife.  But she proves to be the spark that was needed in everyone’s life to unite a family being torn apart by religion, tradition, culture and expectation.  Echouafni is so charismatic, intriguing and comical that you can understand how she is able to work her magic.

 

 

Hemi Yeroham (Berberian Sound Studio, Arabian Nights, Romeo & Juliet, The Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes, Benidorm) is a wonderful catalyst as Ashraf’s brother Yusuf.  A devout traditionalist, he manipulates his brother to his own beliefs time and time again.  Yeroham cleverly plays Yusuf with a charm and likeability though, meaning we listen to his views and gain insight and a new perspective.  He is funny, strong and his energy in his fight scene with Haqjoo is brilliant.

 


Habibti Driver
is a great night out and will leave you wanting more, and you’ll never see car seats being used in so many ways anywhere else!  The brilliantly upbeat and rhythmic ending was a fantastic finale, but I found I wasn’t ready for any kind of an ending.  I had truly bought into these characters, liked them and found I wasn’t ready to say goodbye – a bit like when you finish reading a really good book and you feel sad that you have to say goodbye to the characters (please say this isn’t just me?!)  Well, I’m just putting it out there that I’d love to see a Habibti Driver 2!  I want to know if Ashraf ever gets to sell his sauce on Wigan market, if Yasmin becomes the fully fledged entrepreneur she was born to be.  Do Shazia and Chris honeymoon in Egypt and have a cup of tea with Auntie Nadia?  Does Jean ever win at the bingo and does Yusuf ever get fed up of goat videos?!  Seriously, the characters are so beautifully written, that I am hooked into wanting to know more.  As the saying goes, “always leave them wanting more” – and I certainly do!  So, get yourself down the Bolton Octagon and if you get a taxi – if you’re offered some secret sauce or catch the faint aroma of Joop, then tell Ashraf I said “As-salamu alaykum.”

WE SCORE HABIBTI DRIVER - 9/10

 

The Addams Family

The Addams Family - Opera House, Manchester - Tuesday 19th April 2022

Du du du dun ‘click click!’  What an amazing round off to a wonderful Easter break – an instantly recognisable theme tune, all the nostalgia of happy childhood family memories, and iconic characters that everyone knows and loves, wrapped up in a stonkingly eery fangtastic new story that thrills, thrives and enthrals.  I am still agog that I’ve been able to see our favourite frightful family brought to life right before my eyes.  Let’s face it, we all know an Uncle Fester, have a friend who looks like Lurch and occasionally wish we could get away with the antics of the dark and delightful Wednesday when someone has pushed our buttons one too many times.


Your inner Addams geek is quenched right from the off, with a magnificent set dominating the stage, welcoming you to The Addams Family home.  A gloriously goth grandeur grips the stage with its opulent pillared balconies and imposing gate, entwined with the family logo.  Dripping with atmosphere, the theatre is lit to twilight perfection, with delightfully devilish technics throughout such as creaking floorboards, spattered screams and secret shadows lurking around every corner. 

 


So please, come along and meet The Addams Family.  They are just like any other family really, well that’s if your family poisons family members just to get a ride in the ambulance, kills animals at the petting zoo with a bow and arrow for dinner or sets Jehovah’s witnesses on fire for fun!  But this is why we know and love The Addams Family – their kooky quirks have cranked their way into our crazy hearts, and because they’re Addams, they will absolutely not rest there in peace.

 


You know the show has started when that infectious and infamous Addams Family melody starts, Thing appears as a solitary hand through a letter box ready to take on the leading role of the ‘clicks’ and the whole audience, without prompt or pre-arrangement join in.  It’s quite a statement to the popularity of this fictional family.  But don’t get too lost in nostalgia or else you’ll miss your date with darkness for Wednesday is in love!  She wants to marry Lucas, the son of a normal family, which as you can imagine throws quite the curve ball when the two families meet and try to find common ground.  It’s kooky verses quaint, terrifying verses twee and this forms the basis of many a humorous moment in the show.  The whole episode questions “what is normal?” a revealing question as you find yourself identifying more and more with The Addams Family’s values above and beyond the so called picture perfect family.  Gomez is just a dad after all, like any other dad, who is overprotective of his only daughter, and when you look past their unique tastes, you find a family that’s heart and soul is love, loyalty and longevity – after all, ‘When You’re An Addams’ you’re an Addams through and through.  This sentiment is held dear when we see them celebrating their ancestors at the start of the show (for family is family whether alive or dead) and of course a little resurrection every now and then is the key to any successful party right?!  Fester won’t allow the dead ancestors to return to their afterlife until they have helped him guide Wednesday to her happy ever after though, or as happy as an Addams knows how to be at least.  But as Wednesday wants to keep her impending marriage to Lucas a secret from her mother, the secret slowly devours her family from the inside out, resulting in Morticia leaving Gomez, Lucas leaving Wednesday and Fester singing love songs to the moon!  Will the two families learn from each other and discover common ground?  Will they accept, as Morticia so eloquently puts it, that “normal is an illusion.  What is normal for the spider is devastating for the fly,” and will they ever discover just whose mum Granny truly is?!   

 


Joanne Clifton
(Strictly Come Dancing, The Rocky Horror Show, Flashdance, Thoroughly Modern Millie) is spellbinding as Morticia.  She has absolutely nailed Morticia’s hip wiggling walk and embodies the fascinating combination of dark gothic goddess and nurturing mumsie mum.  She has an incredible set of pipes on her and I was thrilled to witness her dance skills in her tango / paso dance duet with Gomez – it was like a two for one night out!  Gomez was indeed portrayed by Cameron Blakely (Les Mis, Rock of Ages, Into The Woods, Oliver) and was the perfect blend of charm, schmooze, humour and danger.  I imagine he is how every father feels inside when his first born child brings a partner home!  Clifton and Blakely pay homage to their respective characters with dutiful respect, love and brilliance.

 


Scott Paige
(Cinderella, Nativity, The Wedding Singer, Eugenius) is insanely talented and born to play Uncle Fester.  His quirks are plentiful, he has the audience eating out of the palm of his hand and just when you think he is the ultimate class clown, he breaks open this incredibly moving, and equally gentle and thunderous singing voice that wowed everyone.  I will be searching for YouTube clips of Paige as soon as I have finished this review because I want to hear more of his voice.  It was beautiful.  His character work as Fester is second to none and he was definitely one of the audience favourites.

Wednesday Addams was created by Kingsley Morton (Freaky Friday, Nice Work If You Can Get It, Jerry Springer The Opera) and her husband to be Lucas by understudy Matthew Ives (The Boyfriend, Joseph And The Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat, La Cage Aux Folles).  The duo were magnificent together and Morton had some amazing solo’s where her voice was really able to shine.  Her long suffering brother Pugsley is played by Grant McIntyre (We are Here, Bugsy Malone, Click & Collect) who is able to be both sinister and adorable at the same time – quite the acting achievement.  Acting legend Carol Ball (National Theatre, 42nd Street, Chicago, Hello Dolly, The Muppets Most Wanted) plays Grandma, and is always ready with her pet dragon to bite your hand off and make sure you are paying attention.  She has delicious attentive detail to her performance, and no move or breath is wasted.  A joy to watch.  

 

 

Sean Kingsley (Les Mis, Billy Elliot, Scrooge, We Will Rock You – it’s easier to say what he hasn’t done!) and Kara Lane (classically trained, Phantom Of The Opera, The Sound Of Music, Mary Poppins, Home & Away) play the in-laws- to be Mal and Alice Beineke.  Their character transformation throughout the show is brilliant, funny, and reminiscent of watching Brad and Janet finally letting their true selves show in Rocky HorrorLane’s voice is outstanding and is another I shall be searching for further music of.  There were many none spooky, and utterly pleasurable goosebumps during her vocal performances.  Last but by no means least (and his Lurch character traits of being so amazingly slow at everything means it’s fitting that we put him last) is Ryan Bennett (The Importance Of Being Ernest, Cinderella, Comedy Of Errors, Jersey Boys).  Bennett is another audience favourite as Lurch and is a performance I wish many a young drama student who counts the amount of lines they have in any given performance, could watch.  Bennett truly demonstrates how you can steal the show with no words at all.  He is controlled, makes the audience wait for him time and time again, and not only do they wait, they love it!  His language of grunts and groans, along with his precise and hilarious movements convey everything he needs to.  So be prepared for an incredible surprise towards the end of the show, that will leave you knowing what a true showstopper Bennett really is.

All of the cast are dressed to impress, with a wardrobe to die for.  The ensemble have the most eclectic costumes with a shredded historical wardrobe metamorphosized into zombie figures and Halloween heaven for all to enjoy.  I LOVED them!  The main cast have instantly recognisable clothing which is exactly what you would want, with a shock or two along the way, particularly from Wednesday! 

There are amazing original songs throughout the show, but the two I have left humming and are imprinted on my brain are Full Disclosure – an epic musical theatre full company number - and Crazier Than You – a beautifully blended upbeat duo that transcends into a catchy quartet.  All of the music is great and it was musical theatre heaven to be indulged and immerged into a whole new soundtrack and see audience members being swept along.  And boy was this audience swept along!  The laughter simply did not stop from every age and the humour was pitched just right to appeal to both young and old.  The Addams Family really do have family at the heart of everything they do!  It is spooky without being too spooky, dark without being too dark and most importantly, full of love, heart and a hair-raising home life that we can all relate to no matter if you’re goth, full of glitter or somewhere inbetween.  Everything in The Addams Family is a paradox.  We can be happy and sad, we can be evil and good, we can love and hate all at the same time.  We can be two equal things, seemingly pulling us in opposite directions, but actually the absolute best of us is accepting that we aren’t just one thing, we don’t have to be labelled, and that the perfect version of ourselves can be that very parody hiding inside pandoras box.  So celebrate your quirky, embrace your spooky and kooky, be mysterious and spooky and go and watch The Addams Family ‘click click!’

WE SCORE THE ADDAMS FAMILY – 9/10

 

Fantastically Great Women Who Changed The World

Fantastically Great Women Who Changed The World - The Lowry, Salford - Thursday 4th April 2022

Who rules the world?  Girls!!  What a fantastical, feisty show of female flourishment!  The thrilling and aspiring new musical, Fantastically Great Women Who Changed The World is an exhilarating blend of rip-roaring poptastic fun, and incredible historical women who positively influenced our world through hard work, hardship and adversity.  This show is destined to whisper in the ears of all who watch it, encouraging future generations to reach for the stars and reject limitations.

I had no idea what to expect from this musical and was equally intrigued and apprehensive.  It is beyond a shadow of a doubt a superb idea, as the award-winning picture book it is based on proves.  Written by suffragette descendent Kate Pankhurst, the concept has immediate kudos, but would staging it and mixing that with original pop songs diminish its authority?  The answer is a resounding no.  Quite the opposite.  It brings history to life in a modern and engaging way, making the stories of our wonder women such as Amelia Earhart, Marie Curie, Emmeline Pankhurst, Rosa Parks and Jane Austen easily accessible and memorable. 

Female empowerment is felt before the show has even started with an array of female music stars being piped through the auditorium as we sit and wait with anticipation. 

Fantastically Great Women Who Changed The World follows our eleven year old heroine Jade who fears she has been forgotten and left behind on a school trip to a local gallery.  As she hides out in the Gallery of Greatness, Jade is propelled into a series of exciting escapades, led by some of the most prominent women in history.  These women empower Jade, allowing her to make sense of her own home life, where she is struggling to deal with her parent’s divorce.  Jade learns about choice, control, influence and mind set – an incredibly strong combination – which enables her to make her own way in the world and be proud of who she is.      

But this show is about so much more than historical figures, or indeed the equality of women.  It reaches out to everyone and challenges the inner saboteur hiding in all of us.  Its core message is empowerment, self-belief and self-worth.  With an audience full of children, many of whom may have been affected with wellbeing issues following the pandemic, I urge anyone struggling to go and watch Fantastically Great Women Who Changed The World.

The show opens with the cast of four female performers running through the audience as teachers, trying to round up their flock so they can get back to school safely and on time.  We are immediately treated to a belting number that tells us how teachers truly feel about their students, which is funny, fast and jam packed with girl group attitude.  This opening most definitely has SIX vibes about it, which becomes clear when you discover that it is produced by Kenny Wax (producer of the original girl power show Six).

As Jade starts to meet the great women who have influenced the world, we are treated to song after song, each with its own flavour.  Stand outs are Deeds Not Words by Emmeline Pankhurst, which could easily be a Little Mix Song, The Four Mary’s song, Frida Kahlo’s colourful song which has a brilliant break out percussion section, and Rosa Parks emotional and brilliant lullaby that delivers the most beautiful of messages.  The songs are energetic, moving and modern, captivating audiences young and old.

The all female cast do not relent for a second, and are rarely off stage.  These women are a credit to their art form, as they switch seamlessly between roles, encapsulating the fantastic women.  They have endless energy and should be applauded for their own message of hard work and dedication.  They blend historical facts with humour, song, dance, and so much fun.  Jade Kennedy (The Snow Queen, Billy Elliott), Christina Modestou (Carousel, The Boy In The Dress, Little Shop Of Horrors), Renee Lamb (original cast of Six, Little Shop Of Horrors, Ain’t Misbehavin’) and Kirstie Skivington (& Juliet, Everybody’s Talking About Jamie, Jesus Christ Superstar) most definitely have this show safely in their back pocket and their combined talent, charm, energy and amiability will ensure it continues to go from strength to strength.  I am genuinely in awe at what they have just achieved and how they maintained the pace and the numerous different roles they created.

Of course, the absolute smash of the show is Kudzai Mangombe as Jade.  What an absolute natural superstar.  Her acting was outstanding, and she literally did not leave the stage from beginning to end.  She had many monologues, all performed with such a raw truth, beauty and charm all of her own, that I simply know I just witnessed a young lady who will change the world herself one day.  In fact, I’m sure she already has because I can guarantee that her performance will have ignited a spark in other young performers who will have been given the encouragement to follow their dream.

The female band are small but mighty and occasionally join in the action themselves, creating a truly team effort of a show.  One of the productions strong messages is that nobody changes the world alone, and this sentiment can be seen throughout the success of this show for it truly is a huge team effort. 

The production is colourful in every way, from its characters, to is performers, costumes, set and lighting design.  A bright tapestry a colour floods the stage in an eye catching array of wonder, particularly during Frida Kahlo’s song where neon day of the dead masks illuminate, floral head pieces dominate and whisking skirts and wings take flight.  It is clear that a lot of thought has gone towards captivating a younger audience just as much as an adult one and I was thrilled to see an older gentleman on the front row bopping his head along to a rap number, full of neon sweats and swag.  Equally there are hilariously quirky lines such as “Does a Wednesday ever smell like feet and disappointment?” to the more poignant “No one can see the world in the way that you do.”  It is a show that seems masterfully aware of its cross over audience and caters for all. 

With a show that is only approximately 80-90 minutes long with no interval, it becomes a fete to include so many fantastic women and give a rounded explanation as to who they are and what they achieved.  However, if you are learning about them for the first time, be encouraged to do some googling when you get home, for there is so much inspiration to be found.  The show does a remarkable job of sharing short and sweet synopsis’ of each great woman we encounter, wetting the appetite of many younger audience members, who were clearly keen to know and learn more about these wonderous figures.

Fantastically Great Women Who Changed The World has given rise to a female dominated show in a time when diversity and equality are being examined and championed more than ever before.  With original music from   Miranda Cooper (Girls Aloud, Kylie Minogue) and and Jennifer Decilveo (Miley Cyrus, Beth Ditto), direction by Amy Hodge (Mr. Gum and the dancing bear – National Theatre) and of course written by Kate Pankhurst, it is no surprise that Wax comments, "What a thrill to have assembled our own team of fantastically great women to create this incredible show.”

I champion any show that uses performing arts to engage and educate students.  It is a brilliant platform to provide equality in learning styles and truly make a topic come to life, making it relevant, accessible and successful.  This is a show that educational leaders should sit up and take notice of.  Performing arts are not to be dismissed, we should not retrain.  Fantastically Great Women Who Changed The World makes me so proud to stand up to such outdated views and prove what we knew all along!  The world would be lost without a drama queen!   

Fantastically Great Women Who Changed The World - The Lowry, Salford - Thursday 7th April 2022

Who rules the world?  Girls!!  What a fantastical, feisty show of female flourishment!  The thrilling and aspiring new musical, Fantastically Great Women Who Changed The World is an exhilarating blend of rip-roaring poptastic fun, and incredible historical women who positively influenced our world through hard work, hardship and adversity.  This show is destined to whisper in the ears of all who watch it, encouraging future generations to reach for the stars and reject limitations.

I had no idea what to expect from this musical and was equally intrigued and apprehensive.  It is beyond a shadow of a doubt a superb idea, as the award-winning picture book it is based on proves.  Written by suffragette descendent Kate Pankhurst, the concept has immediate kudos, but would staging it and mixing that with original pop songs diminish its authority?  The answer is a resounding no.  Quite the opposite.  It brings history to life in a modern and engaging way, making the stories of our wonder women such as Amelia Earhart, Marie Curie, Emmeline Pankhurst, Rosa Parks and Jane Austen easily accessible and memorable. 

 

 

Female empowerment is felt before the show has even started with an array of female music stars being piped through the auditorium as we sit and wait with anticipation. 

Fantastically Great Women Who Changed The World follows our eleven year old heroine Jade who fears she has been forgotten and left behind on a school trip to a local gallery.  As she hides out in the Gallery of Greatness, Jade is propelled into a series of exciting escapades, led by some of the most prominent women in history.  These women empower Jade, allowing her to make sense of her own home life, where she is struggling to deal with her parent’s divorce.  Jade learns about choice, control, influence and mind set – an incredibly strong combination – which enables her to make her own way in the world and be proud of who she is.      

But this show is about so much more than historical figures, or indeed the equality of women.  It reaches out to everyone and challenges the inner saboteur hiding in all of us.  Its core message is empowerment, self-belief and self-worth.  With an audience full of children, many of whom may have been affected with wellbeing issues following the pandemic, I urge anyone struggling to go and watch Fantastically Great Women Who Changed The World.

 

The show opens with the cast of four female performers running through the audience as teachers, trying to round up their flock so they can get back to school safely and on time.  We are immediately treated to a belting number that tells us how teachers truly feel about their students, which is funny, fast and jam packed with girl group attitude.  This opening most definitely has SIX vibes about it, which becomes clear when you discover that it is produced by Kenny Wax (producer of the original girl power show Six).

As Jade starts to meet the great women who have influenced the world, we are treated to song after song, each with its own flavour.  Stand outs are Deeds Not Words by Emmeline Pankhurst, which could easily be a Little Mix Song, The Four Mary’s song, Frida Kahlo’s colourful song which has a brilliant break out percussion section, and Rosa Parks emotional and brilliant lullaby that delivers the most beautiful of messages.  The songs are energetic, moving and modern, captivating audiences young and old.

 

 

The all female cast do not relent for a second, and are rarely off stage.  These women are a credit to their art form, as they switch seamlessly between roles, encapsulating the fantastic women.  They have endless energy and should be applauded for their own message of hard work and dedication.  They blend historical facts with humour, song, dance, and so much fun.  Jade Kennedy (The Snow Queen, Billy Elliott), Christina Modestou (Carousel, The Boy In The Dress, Little Shop Of Horrors), Renee Lamb (original cast of Six, Little Shop Of Horrors, Ain’t Misbehavin’) and Kirstie Skivington (& Juliet, Everybody’s Talking About Jamie, Jesus Christ Superstar) most definitely have this show safely in their back pocket and their combined talent, charm, energy and amiability will ensure it continues to go from strength to strength.  I am genuinely in awe at what they have just achieved and how they maintained the pace and the numerous different roles they created.

Of course, the absolute smash of the show is Kudzai Mangombe as Jade.  What an absolute natural superstar.  Her acting was outstanding, and she literally did not leave the stage from beginning to end.  She had many monologues, all performed with such a raw truth, beauty and charm all of her own, that I simply know I just witnessed a young lady who will change the world herself one day.  In fact, I’m sure she already has because I can guarantee that her performance will have ignited a spark in other young performers who will have been given the encouragement to follow their dream.

 


The female band are small but mighty and occasionally join in the action themselves, creating a truly team effort of a show. One of the productions strong messages is that nobody changes the world alone, and this sentiment can be seen throughout the success of this show for it truly is a huge team effort. 

The production is colourful in every way, from its characters, to is performers, costumes, set and lighting design.  A bright tapestry a colour floods the stage in an eye catching array of wonder, particularly during Frida Kahlo’s song where neon day of the dead masks illuminate, floral head pieces dominate and whisking skirts and wings take flight.  It is clear that a lot of thought has gone towards captivating a younger audience just as much as an adult one and I was thrilled to see an older gentleman on the front row bopping his head along to a rap number, full of neon sweats and swag.  Equally there are hilariously quirky lines such as “Does a Wednesday ever smell like feet and disappointment?” to the more poignant “No one can see the world in the way that you do.”  It is a show that seems masterfully aware of its cross over audience and caters for all. 


With a show that is only approximately 80-90 minutes long with no interval, it becomes a fete to include so many fantastic women and give a rounded explanation as to who they are and what they achieved.  However, if you are learning about them for the first time, be encouraged to do some googling when you get home, for there is so much inspiration to be found.  The show does a remarkable job of sharing short and sweet synopsis’ of each great woman we encounter, wetting the appetite of many younger audience members, who were clearly keen to know and learn more about these wonderous figures.

Fantastically Great Women Who Changed The World has given rise to a female dominated show in a time when diversity and equality are being examined and championed more than ever before.  With original music from   Miranda Cooper (Girls Aloud, Kylie Minogue) and and Jennifer Decilveo (Miley Cyrus, Beth Ditto), direction by Amy Hodge (Mr. Gum and the dancing bear – National Theatre) and of course written by Kate Pankhurst, it is no surprise that Wax comments, "What a thrill to have assembled our own team of fantastically great women to create this incredible show.”

 

 

I champion any show that uses performing arts to engage and educate students.  It is a brilliant platform to provide equality in learning styles and truly make a topic come to life, making it relevant, accessible and successful.  This is a show that educational leaders should sit up and take notice of.  Performing arts are not to be dismissed, we should not retrain.  Fantastically Great Women Who Changed The World makes me so proud to stand up to such outdated views and prove what we knew all along!  The world would be lost without a drama queen!   


WE SCORE FANTASTICALLY GREAT WOMEN WHO CHANGED THE WORLD – 9/10




Disney's Beauty and the Beast

Disney's Beauty and the Beast - Palace Theatre, Manchester - Wednesday 6th April 2022

When Disney invited me to the Palace to be their guest to see the magical Beauty And The Beast, I lit up as if I’d been sprinkled with pixie dust!  The RSVP was returned quicker than I could ‘tie a napkin 'round my neck Cherie!’  Oui!  Absolument!  I would love to ‘Relax and pull up a chair’.  I couldn’t wait to feast my eyes on one of Disney’s finest musicals as it is brought back live on stage.  So ‘it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight’ to The Palace Theatre Manchester.

The theatre was buzzing with anticipation from the entrance of the Palace, right through to the main stage itself.  Whether positioned on the front row in the stalls, or sat at the back of the gallery, it appeared that everyone attending felt something special was about to happen – after all, Disney always reaches for the stars and goes that extra mile.  Having seen The Lion King, Frozen, Mary Poppins, Aladdin and Bedknobs and Broomsticks on previous theatre trips, I was confident Belle and friends would maintain Disney’s high standards.  How could I even question a company whose priority it is to make dreams come true?  And I can tell you right now that dreams, wishes and magic did come true in the theatre tonight.  What an incredible dish of a show!

 

 

This Olivier and Tony award winning Disney musical serves up a two-and-a-half-hour spectacle of dazzling costumes, shimmering scenery, heart-warming, sensational songs and a powerful message of hope, love and acceptance.  Even if you think you know and love Beauty And The Beast, from the animated film, live action film or the previous live stage musical, this production has been re-imagined and re-designed into a completely new experience.  Staged by members of the original award-winning creative team, the result is c'est magnifique!

Based on the 1991 animated film (the first animated feature ever nominated for an Oscar for Best Picture), Beauty And The Beast follows the story of a village girl named Belle, who wants more than her current future seems to hold for her.  She dreams big, wants adventure, and wishes to escape the pursuit of Gaston, a brutish bully who the other villagers seem to swoon for and look up to, but not Belle.  She is independent, has her own mind, and will not be Gaston’s “little woman”.  When her father does not return home from a trip, Belle sets off to find him, only to discover he has been imprisoned by a beast in a mysterious, magical and spellbound castle.  Nothing is what is seems in this castle, and as Belle strikes a deal to be imprisoned in her father place, she soon learns not to judge a book by its cover – a strong message for a bookworm like Belle.  As Belle’s father rushes back to the village to raise help, Belle starts out on a rocky and tempestuous relationship with the Beast, but when he sees her concern over her father, he gives Belle her freedom.  Belle immediately runs into trouble in the forest and the Beast saves her.  Belle starts to realise that there is more to the Beast than his intimidating appearance and foul temper.  But can she save him and all who reside in the castle in time?  Can Belle break the spell?  For who could learn to love a Beast?

 

 

Seriously, where do I start to do justice to the epic proportions and majestic ambience of this show?  We are treated to Disney magic right from the start as rose petals appear to float and flourish across the stage – and this is before the show has officially begun!  The use of illusion, magic, lighting and innovative technology are apparent throughout.  Spellbinding effects make this production utterly immersive, making it sound like the Beast is right behind you, creating 3D style scenery on stage, using silhouettes and shadows of wolves rather than actors in the forest, shooting stars appear, proscenium arches dazzle and forge part of the scenery, Chip is a floating head with no body and I have no idea even now how that was achieved – combine this with most outstanding cast of actors, singers and dancers and the impact is jaw droppingly mesmerising, demanding the audiences lavish and eager applause.

To talk in too much detail about tonight’s show would be to rob you of what could arguably be described as one of the most memorable moments of your theatre going life.  There are highlights and best bits sprinkled throughout.  In fact, it would be a lot quicker to talk about what didn’t work – which is NOTHING!  Beauty And The Beast encapsulates the best of Disney, the best of musical theatre, and the best of everything that is pure magic.  What sets this production apart from its previous show is the incredible new design, which excitingly blends innovative technology with a tale as old as time and classic storytelling

 

 

Whilst Belle's solo Home and The Beast's solo If I Can’t Love Her are utterly heart wrenching, with some of the best emotive singing ever, it is impossible to compare them to the huge ensemble numbers such as Gaston and Be Our Guest and that is the absolute joy of this show.  You don’t need to compare because it covers every element, every type of number, and every number is outstanding in its own right. 

However, I absolutely cannot and will not write a review without talking at least a little about Be Our Guest.  Tonight’s audience would never forgive me, for the anticipation around this showstopping number was palpable and Lumiere plays on this beautifully.  As the song is about to start, a pink glittery curtain falls down to cover the stage and the audience go wild, bursting with spontaneous applause.  It is just a curtain at this stage, but we all know it is symbolic of what is about to come.  The irony was, we actually had no idea what was about to come, because even in your wildest creative imagination, (which believe me is an ongoing feature in my head), nothing could have prepared you for the sensational, scintillating, and stupendous shimmering stimulation that unfolded before our eyes.  I thought I knew Disney’s highest standards but believe me when I say this smashes its own bar, leaving you with nothing but a wobbly smile, because the overwhelming emotions this stunning piece of theatre evokes spill out in tears of complete and utter joy.  Archways light up, champagne bottles fizz, plates dance, feathered props seduce, a mirrored turn table creates synchronised dancing that strike stunning shapes and poses, lights flare and are accented in time to the music, and the dancing!  It is like a world showcase of dance with everything from ballet, to the can can, to the most outstanding tap routine led by Lumiere.  I want to go on and on because my excitement demands it, but I must stop because you simply have to see it for yourself.  Believe me when I say that the ticket price is worth it for Be our Guest alone!   The audience response at the end was so electric that it could have lit up all of Manchester!

 

 

And so, to the cast.  Belle is played by the exceptionally talented Courtney Stapleton (Dear Evan Hansen, Six, Les Mise?rables and Bat Out of Hell).  She is genuinely perfect casting – enchanting, gentle yet powerful, and as mentioned her rendition of Home was true goosebumps dancing on the end of the tingly hairs raising, in awe of her out pouring.  Incredible.

Shaq Taylor (Girl from the North Country, Hadestown and Hex) is the perfect blend of brute, brawn and beauty as The Beast.  He depicts The Beasts journey from a spoilt Prince to a gentleman with a humble humour and powerful presence.  His voice is sublime and delicious (don’t believe me?  Ask the dishes!)  His characterisation is impeccable.

Tom Senior (The Pirates of Penzance, School Of Rock, Eugenius!) – born in Manchester, is the narcissistic Gaston.  He is the villain we all love to hate, and Senior accomplishes this to great effect.  He is hilariously chauvinistic, played in such a comedic over the top parody way, that you actually find yourself willing him to be more and more vile, because he comes alive with every look, every muscle flex and every raised eyebrow or pose he strikes.     

Sam Bailey (The X-Factor winner 2013, Blood Brothers, Fat Friends, Chicago) plays the legendary role of Mrs Potts, and is a warm and homely presence throughout.  I couldn’t wait for her to sing the title song of Beauty And The Beast, and she didn’t disappoint, with a stunning and moving version of our song as old as time.

Lumiere is charmingly portrayed by Gavin Lee (Mary Poppins, SpongeBob SquarePants, the Broadway Musical, Les Mise?rables) and Nigel Richards (The Phantom of the Opera, Les Mise?rables) is the long suffering, grumpy but loveable Cogsworth.  Together they were comedy gold and helped to elevate this production to new levels.  Lee was just perfect and I found my eyes were constantly drawn to him whenever he was on stage because he didn’t stop performing ever.  He was always doing some fantastic little character nugget and he just had natural likeability, talent and instinct.  I believe that the tap routine in Be Our Guest was actually created especially for Lee as he is recognised as one of the greatest tappers on either side of the Atlantic.  After seeing it, I can whole heartedly agree.

Completing the main cast are Martin Ball (Les Mise?rables, Wicked, Top Hat) who takes the role of Maurice, Samantha Bingley (Martha In The Secret Garden) as Madame, Emma Caffrey (Curtains, 42nd Street, Funny Girl) is Babette and Louis Stockil (Miss Saigon, Mamma Mia!) plays Le Fou (a physical comedy superstar with the way he flings himself around the stage as Gaston constantly whacks him about).  The ensemble are the essence of every superlative you could think of, completing this exceptional cast.  They create moments of glee throughout, none more so than in Gaston when they bounce off hidden trampolines to land on the bar, create percussion type dancing with their beer mugs and literally do not stop for breath.

 

 

It is no wonder that Beauty and the Beast remains amongst the top ten longest running shows in Broadway history and has won award after award.  It will forever be a family favourite and continue to touch the hearts of everyone.  The ooh’s, ahh’s and aww’s from tonight’s audience gave rise to a swell in my heart.  It was a reminder of the magical gift of hope.  Children were swept away and captivated, and my heart melted at the little girl behind whose breath was literally taken away when Belle came out in her famous gold ball gown.  Tonight I have been reminded of the true beauty of humanity through a singing teapot, a randy candlestick and a Beast who can learn to love and be loved in return.  Yes I’m a sucker for a Disney happy ending, but I’m not sure I could fully trust someone who isn’t! 

With Disney’s Beauty and The Beast making the Palace Theatre its home for the next two months, there are plenty of sittings for you to choose from. However, if you want seats at the top table, reserve your place today as you may end up missing out on the best fine dining experience dished up in 2022. It’s simply stunning and I encourage everyone to embrace this feel-good family musical. It’s time to begin your fairy tale story, be pampered, be their guest, and let Disney do the rest! 

WE SCORE DISNEY’S BEAUTY AND THE BEAST – 10/10

 

Les Miserables

Les Miserables - The Lowry, Salford - Friday 1st April 2022

Cameron Mackintosh’s acclaimed production of Boublil and Schönberg’s musical Les Misérables

Where on earth do you even start reviewing what is possibly one of the greatest musicals ever written?  “We’re not worthy” springs to mind because surely by now it goes without saying that you are simply not going to see a bad production of what is arguably one of the worlds biggest musicals?  It’s insane to think that when the show opened in 1985, it was to notoriously bad reviews.  But the audience disagreed and argued back, with the show selling out, and it has continued to do so ever since with its numerous productions right across the globe.  This audience revolution against those early critics echoes the students in Les Mis who stand up for what they believe in, and the rest of the world will be forever grateful.

Now if you’ve never seen the show, giving you a synopsis of the story is a tricky one because on paper it sounds pretty grim yet it is possibly the best thing you will ever see.  Based on the epic novel by Victor Hugo, convict Jean Valjean breaks parole and goes on the run.  Through honest work and his new found faith, he works his way up to be Mayor and pledges his life to raising the daughter of a dying factory girl he allowed to be dismissed without good reason.  But his arch enemy Police Officer Javert is hunting him down, and as their paths constantly cross throughout the years, it is a battle of strength, will and sheer determination that seals the fate for both of their futures.  As we see the years pass, his child Cosette grows up and falls in love with student Marius, who is part of a group of young students leading a revolution.  Valjean learns of their love through Marius’ friend Éponine, and heads to the barricades to help the students fight and keep an eye on Marius.  Following a tragic defeat, Valjean pulls Marius to safety through the sewers, with Javert close on his trail.  As time heals Marius’ wounds, age catches up with Valjean.  He finally confesses his true identity to Marius, swearing he must never tell Cosette.  On their wedding day, Marius learns it was Valjean who saved his life that night and they rush to his side, just in time to be with him as he passes away.  As Cosette reads her fathers last confession, we see Valjean being welcomed to his afterlife by all the people who have passed away during the show (which is pretty much the entire cast).  It sounds dark, grim, sad and heartbreaking and it is but, oh it is also incredible.  People flock back to this show year after year because at its heart, it is about people, true emotion, life, death and humanity.  Every character is shown with flaws and every character is shown with good.  The archetypical villains Javert, Thénardier and Madame Thénardier are given the opportunities for the audience to understand an insight into their actions, permitting them to portray kindness.  The heroes are equally shown to carry demons that are very capable of unleashing themselves.  Add into that an outstanding score, songs that blow not only your mind but your heart, and it becomes clear why those early audiences fought back.  This is definitely a show about people and for the people.

 

 

This version of the production was actually conceived in 2009 to celebrate the 25th Anniversary, and it’s no surprise it smashed box office records in the UK and globally!  It has been dusted off and now has set the country alight yet again with its current tour.  It is a much grittier, epic and overwhelming production than previous versions I have seen, with an almost cinematic feel to it.  The scenery is so large, so impressive that it takes your breath away.  The streets of France are created with imposing three storey town houses, with characters performing in the top balconies, meaning for the first time ever, I saw a production that has actors simultaneously engaging their audience from the stage right to the rafters!  But let me go back to the opening which is reminiscent of the film and true to the novel.  Different to previous productions, we see the convict chain gang as they are on a boat and we get our first demonstration of the use of projections to enhance the scenery as waves splash all around them.  It is a strong and powerful opening, accompanied with those infamous deep and delicious notes which belt out to the world that Les Mis has arrived.   

As we see Valjean trying to make an honest life for himself as a branded convict, the character is allowed to be flawed as previously mentioned.  He doesn’t accept his fate as easily as he does in previous productions, and we see the mental anguish of nineteen years of brutality in prison for stealing a loaf of bread to feed his sisters dying child, take their toll.  Valjean is on edge, unpredictable and violent.  He doesn’t steal from the Bishop with a heavy heart, he does it with glee.  It is really refreshing to see the Hero not painted as a perfect man, but a real man lashing out at the world for the wrong doings he perceives he has faced.  To me, these choices make an already perfect musical more believable and it made me invest more than ever in the heart of the characters.  The same can be said of the treatment of Fantine.  She is brutally beaten and abused, with acting so incredibly realistic, it is difficult not to jump out of your seat and help her.

 

 

The whole production also felt more intimate, possibly because we get to know the characters truth more than ever but also because there are many beautiful moments where the actors engage directly with the audience, make eye contact, reach out for help, sympathy, and understanding.  These subtle changes to previous productions make a world of difference and I simply loved it.  It is also funnier in places than before, for example the hand over scene of Cosette from the Thénardiers to Valjean.  This is in essence a vile scene with its content, and the elevated level of humour makes it palatable without taking away the seriousness of what is unfolding.  It is quite remarkable how the balance has been struck.  

Dean Chisnall (Les Mis West End Concert, Blood Brothers, Mamma Mia, Shrek) is simply perfection as Valjean.  He portrays the character with a blind truth and such strength yet such vulnerability that every human element can be reflected in his performance.  His powerful voice rings out through the theatre with the respect it deserves and he has the ability to bend the audiences emotions at will.  Bring Him Home was an obvious show stopping moment for him but his talent in switching from his aggression with Javert to a beautiful tenderness with Fantine or Cosette is pure class.  Outstanding.

Nic Greenshields (Les Mis The Staged Concert, Young Frankenstein, Guys and Dolls, Billy Elliot, Phantom) as Javert is incredible.  He is strong, intimidating and powerful, but yet again he has the capacity to flip all of that and actually make your heart go out to him as we see his utter confusion as everything he thought he knew about order and law, right and wrong is brought into question by Valjean saving his life, and in this particular production, Greenshields reaction to Gavroche being killed allowed us to see a new layer to the seemingly emotionless character.  His rendition of both Stars and his Soliloquy were stunning and tragic.  A brilliant performance that has stayed with me.  It was beautifully haunting.

Katie Hall (Oklahoma, Fiddler On The Roof, Sweeney Todd, West Side Story, Phantom) as Fantine was a fantastic actress.  Her believability, as mentioned, when being beaten and abused was frighteningly good.  She quite literally threw herself into this part and this take on her character allowed her story to be even more tragic so by the time we reached I Dreamed A Dream she had already managed to make me feel the emotions that it usually takes the song itself to bring out of me.  By the time she had poured her very soul into the song, I was a dithering wreck!

Ian Hughes (Award winning actor, Twelfth Night, Romeo & Juliet, A Midsummer Nights Dream, The Lion The Witch And The Wardrobe, The Lion King) was hilarious as Thénardier.  He brought an entirely fresh approach to the character, with every comedy choice being new.  His subtle moves, winks, nods, and jaunty dance moves were comedy gold and his relationship with Helen Walsh (The Wedding Singer, Man Of La Mancha, Wicked, The Wizard Of Oz) as Madame Thénardier was second to none.  Walsh was equally as quirky and unique and their synchronicity as a couple was just sublime.  These characters are foul.  We should hate them, but in such a dark show a little bit of comedy relief is needed and is provided by the vilest of the characters – an opportunist couple who are always on the make with no morals whatsoever.  Hughes and Walsh are the perfect pairing and absolutely own the audience favourite number Master Of The House.  Their comic timing and intricacy during this number is remarkable.

 

 

The love triangle of Marius, Cosette and Éponine is played by Will Callan (Les Mis marks his professional debut) as Marius, Paige Blankson (Les Mis marks her professional debut) as Cosette and Nathania Ong (Be More Chill) as Éponine.  It’s incredible to believe that these three are new and almost new to the professional stage.  What a trio!  Charming, delightful, engaging and undeniably talented, they blend into a seasoned cast of professionals with the respect they deserve.  Each brings something new to their performance from previous productions and their vocals blow your mind.  Samuel Wyn-Morris (Wyn-Morris has worked extensively in various Les Mis roles since 2019) as Enjolras has clearly found his musical home in Les Mis and it is understandable because he plays his role with conviction.  He is a robust leader of the revolution, and commands the stage when he appears.

The biggest transformation with this production is the utterly incredible creative team.  James Powell and Laurence Connor direct, Matt Kinley is set and image design with Finn Ross as projections realisation, Paule Constable is lighting design, Mick Potter sound design and Andreane Neofitou and Christine Rowland costume design.  The reimagined scenery is dazzling, innovative and spectacular.  As well as the incredible impact of the set, the scenery is just as magnificent.  Movingly taking inspiration from Victor Hugo’s own paintings, the backdrops create a romantic impression of France and its ever-changing ambiguity between figure and form.  The effect is mesmerising and magnetic, as is the entire show.  The staging was a wonderment in itself.  A trinity of lighting, set and scenery created a magical illusion of theatre before our very eyes.  The lighting design is something I do not always notice, but this was so exquisite that it was impossible not to.  The gradual diminishing of light to blackness upstage whilst actors performed downstage, allowed entire scenes to be alternated as if by magic.  Light would slowly be reintroduced and hey presto – an entirely new scene had emerged without you noticing it had happened.   Javerts suicide was a remarkable combination of lights, imagery and staging.  I have never seen it done this way before and the element of surprise to a show I have seen possible over ten times before, is testament to the labour of love that has clearly gone into this production to keep audiences returning time and time again.    The same can be said for the scenes in the sewers where Valjean rescues Marius.  With its use of moving imagery, this is an ideal illustration of this production carrying Les Mis safely towards future audiences.  All of these elements combine to spectacular effect in the barricades during the fighting.  Add in the sound, which quite literally surrounds you so it sounds like bullets are whizzing past your head in every direction, you feel the tragedy not only in your heart but also in the vibrations its presence creates.  It felt eerily real and given the current world situation with war, was a poignant moment that left many audience members like me, silently crying at the unnecessary tragedy and feeling that uneasy lack of control which breaks into sheer helplessness.

Les Misérables is one of the best musicals in the world for a reason and this production reminds everyone why.  Alain Boublil and Claude-Michel Schönberg are beyond doubt musical theatre geniuses and thank goodness they had faith, belief and conviction in their work.  It unites musical theatre with an opera style approach, blends a tragic story with humour, hope and heart, and touches its audience time and time again with its genuine love, passion and desire to connect with us in a story about the spirit, strength and possibilities of humanity.  It is no wonder that the entire audience were on their feet applauding before the final note had ended.  It was an instinctive response to something that moves you beyond words.  The audience were crying regardless of age, gender or anything else that tries to differentiate us, because that is the power of Les Misérables.  Make this show your first visit, your tenth visit or your hundredth visit, but wherever you score on the Les Mis visiting scale, I can assure you that it won’t be your last.

 

WE SCORE LES MIS - 10/10

  

Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat

Joseph - Opera House, Manchester - Tuesday 29th March 2022

In a week that celebrates National Theatre Week I think it is a fitting time to welcome Jason Donovan, Alexandra Burke, Jac Yarrow and the cast of Joseph and The Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat back to Manchester!

In my theatre bubble I imagine everyone must have grown up singing the tunes from this epic musical.  For many youngsters, it is their pathway into musical theatre, and for good reason.  Originally written by Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber and Sir Tim Rice at the request of a family friend for a school chorus, the creation met with such huge success that it was consequently expanded and eventually took on a life force of its own, growing into the production we know and love today.  I have so many happy memories of singing the shows songs at primary school, at friends houses and even trying (and failing) to create our own playground version of it!  Yes, the story may originate from The Book Of Genesis in the Bible, but you don’t need to be religious to follow or enjoy the story.  The over riding success of the show comes from its familiar, catchy and colourful songs.

 

 

If you know the music but not the story, basically it follows Joseph who lives in Canaan with his eleven brothers and dad Jacob.  Joseph is by far Jacob’s favourite son and all the other brothers, as you can imagine, aren’t exactly thrilled by this.  Sibling rivalry means they may accidentally (or not) sell him into slavery.  Things deteriorate, and whilst the family Joseph has been separated from struggle to make ends meet, Joseph himself ensures that he makes good of every opportunity and uses his gifts of hard work and interpreting dreams to climb to the very top of Egyptian society.  Once there, his family, who are now starving and desperate, come to visit the Pharoah to beg for food and help.  They do not recognise their brother Joseph who is stood by the Pharoah’s side, so he decides to play a trick on them.  He plants a golden cup in his youngest brother’s sack to accuse him of stealing.  When Joseph witnesses how the other brothers leap to Benjamin’s defence, his heart melts and he comes clean and forgives them all.  We just love a happy family reunion at Manchester Theatres!
   


Now onto this sensational, revived production.  Go Go Go Joseph! Come on!  It’s brimming with everything that British music is often categorised for – an array of musical sounds and influences from pop to gospel, to rock n’ roll and even in this case – calypso!  Mix that with musical theatre, combine the model with Joann M Hunter’s incredibly varied choreography from street dance, jazz, line-dancing, tap, pop, classic musical theatre, and even a glimpse of the can-can and your endorphins are elevated, your serotonin is shimmying, your dopamine is dancing!  I had goosebumps three times in the first ten minutes from the sheer power of the music from the incredible orchestra and cast.  I literally felt each note as it reverberated through my entire body.  The children burst onto the stage with Alexandra Burke (Aladdin, The Bodyguard, Sister Act, Chess, Chicago, winner of The X Factor, sold over five million records in the UK) as their teacher and set a scene recognisable to any primary teacher.  It was busy, alive, vibrant and full of sass as the “students” mimicked Burkes vocal runs by channelling their inner Mariah Carey-isms.  It quickly became clear that the revival of this show opened opportunities for The Narrator to play multiple roles, including Jacob, Potiphar’s wife, jailbirds and many more quirky and quintessential Joseph characters.  Burke achieved this with ease and it was great to see her embrace the humour and playfulness required of this newly amalgamated role.  She sashayed from character to character with subtle moves, looks, accents, and costumes, never once dropping the elevated standard of her outstanding performance.  Burke seemed to be totally at home in this role, performing with an engaging and relaxed ease of someone who has found their safe space and it was a delight to watch just how funny she truly is.


The cast of eight incredible children also played multiple roles, including Joseph’s brothers, Potiphar, and the goat sacrificed to stain Joseph’s coat with blood, though this fantastic actress – fresh from being held in the splits mid-air – stopped the show to announce she wasn’t up for being sacrificed!  She’d been told it was only a bit of dress up!  There are many fast and furious quips such as this sprinkled throughout the entire production and it has permitted Joseph to pull on any lose threads where the old coat may have been a tad twee and upcycle to a coat worthy of a 2022 audience.

The Joseph’s Coat number unleashed the power of the rainbow into the theatre.  Its colours blazed so brightly that I’m sure half of Manchester wouldn’t be surprised to find a pot of gold.  It was incredible!  Every time a colour was sung in the song, it was echoed in lighting and with swathes of matching materials expanding across the stage.  Add the fantastical costumes into this too and the overall effect was mesmerising.  I didn’t know colour could make you so happy.


The first half was just bam! Bam! Bam! with joyous song after joyous song, making the arrival of the more heartfelt Close Every Door even more poignant – not that Jac Yarrow (Glow & Darkness, In My Skin, Pantoland At The Palladium, Olivier award nominated for his debut theatre role in Joseph & The Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat) needed any assistance whatsoever.  His rendition of this famous song was spectacular, with vocal choices I have never heard before.  He made it entirely his own.  Starting out a cappella with a spine-tingling echo to his voice, he created a stunning and moving piece of theatre.  He raised the roof with his stella performance and most definitely earned his place in the Joseph Hall Of Fame (if such a thing existed).  He was strong, natural, energetic and captivating throughout.  

The second act opened with the entr’acte in which the MD John Rigby deserves an applaudable mention.  It was fantastic to see a conductor with such enthusiasm who entertained us, encouraged us to join in with the music and led the audience as much as he did his orchestra.  He included us and it was brilliant!  Then my thirty-six-year wait was finally over!  Years of posters on walls, buying tape cassettes, LP’s, recording the top ten and pausing it to scribble down the words to songs yet STILL I never got to see my childhood pin up live………until now!!!!  I can solidly say it has absolutely been worth the wait!  Jason Donovan (Neighbours, pop star, Rocky Horror Show, Chitty Bang Bang, Priscilla Queen Of The Desert, Sweeney Todd, Jeff Wayne’s War Of The Worlds) had entered the building people!!  And as his Pharoah was akin to Elvis meets Frank-N-Furter, meets Felicia from Priscilla, it felt very apt so say “Thank you very much uh huh.”  I could write a review just on this Pharoah section alone because there was so much going on.  The stage transformed into a glittering golden oasis of shimmer, complete with singing statues of Egyptian Gods whom all acquired rock n roll guitars for the Pharoah’s Story, and a backwall full of hieroglyphics!  But look closely for even these are hilariously mischievous.  Mixed into these familiar symbols were hamburgers, musical notes and even the cheeky touch of a Phantom Of The Opera mask!  Donovan’s performance was incorrigible, irresistible and self-depreciating, making light of his pop star age when he struggled to stand up.  He played Pharoah as a lover not a hater and he didn’t care who he loved!  Again, there was such a freedom with his performance that he just oozed personality, wit and charm.

 

 

The set design is courtesy of Morgan Large and is as dazzling as the dreamcoat itself!  Ethnic prints, a glorious sun and a stage with a kaleidoscope of changing colours, mirroring the multiple colours of the infamous coat (lighting by Ben Cracknell) reflect the thought and follow through detail this production encapsulates.  When we leave Canaan behind and transport ourselves into Egypt, a transformation of glittery wealth unfolds before our eyes, allowing your heart to shimmer along with the sensational set.  Camels appear as amusing and cleverly designed floats, constructed with a bicycle base, supporting freedom of movement and a distinctive blend of puppetry and engineering.    

 

Laurence Connor has directed an unapologetic updated revival of Joseph And The Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat.  The sense of occasion at tonight’s performance was without a shadow of a doubt, unrivalled.  It was like the first night of theatre’s reopening after lockdown, Christmas and New Year all rolled into one.  Every song received an unprecedented rapture of applause, wolf whistles, cheers and genuine love.  It was a very special evening for a very special show and the love we clearly have for Joseph in our hearts shone through as a matter of pride.   It is still most definitely a family favourite, but an equally jubilant show for groups of friends, celebrations and for revisiting your childhood.  No matter what your reason for attending, find one!  Go and watch simply because it’s a Tuesday, it doesn’t matter, but go and watch because I promise this production will be the talk of the playground, the office, and the pub for many weeks to come, and if you don’t hear such talk, I can guarantee you will hear its many tunes hummed somewhere on your travels.  Come on, you know you can’t resist joining in……. “I closed my eyes, drew back the curtain….AHH AHHAAAAA.”  As the song “Any dream will do,” instructs, “Pull back the curtain and see for certain, what I thought I knew.”  The Opera House did indeed pull back the curtain to reveal what we all knew – possibly the most nostalgic and loved show Britain has to offer. 

WE SCORE JOSEPH - 10/10

Bedknobs and Broomsticks

Disney's Bedknobs and Broomsticks - The Lowry, Salford - Wednesday 16th March 2022

I was lucky enough to see Bedknobs and Broomsticks when it visited Manchester not so long ago, so why am I going back again so soon?  Because it’s just that good!  No flying bed or evil lions could keep me away if they tried!  Bedknobs and Broomsticks truly is a show for the whole family.  It transcends age and allows you to revel in the sheer joy, hope and magic that Disney create.  Allow your inner child to lead you with the characters on their journey, from the reality of living in their war-torn country, to the impossible land of Nopeepo, where you can swim with and talk to the animals under water, duel with a Lion, and dance with a watery world of ballroom champions!  Believe in the impossible, hold your family tight, and embrace the message of love, hope and family.



Charlie, Carrie and Paul have been evacuated to the country and are not happy about it.  They are missing their parents who were tragically caught up in the action, missing their friends and missing the bright lights of the city.  How can the country possibly compare to all they know and love?  But things are never as they seem, and the three children are about to learn a very important lesson that you should never judge a book by its cover.  Upon meeting their Guardian Miss Price, the children think she is dull and gloomy.  Little do they know that Miss Price has more tricks up her sleeve than they ever dreamed possible.  When they see her flying through the night, they begin on a journey that will change the way in which they think, feel and believe forever.  The children take on the brave task of helping Miss Price fight the ever ascending army, and with a little bit of magic on their side, they set off to find the missing pages of the spell book to make the impossible, well – possible!  Some of the children find it easier than others to believe unflinchingly, whilst others immediately accept that Miss Price is a witch, they are flying to magical lands on a bed, and Mr. Browne who they thought was Miss Prices magic teacher actually needs to be taught a thing or two from Miss Price herself!  But they soon learn that they all have unique and impressive skills, that when combined, can achieve anything!

 


The musical stage show is based on Disney’s 1971 film.  It was a huge success in its day, and once again included their ground-breaking thrill of crossing live action with animation.  Starring Angela Lansbury and David Tomlinson, and songs penned by the famous Sherman brothers, it won five academy awards and wowed audiences for many years to come.  The stage musical includes the wonderful songs by The Sherman Brothers and includes some brilliant new ones by Neil Bartram, who has done an incredible job of making them blend beautifully so there is no obvious join between composers.    

How to explain the impact of this show?  To quote Tinkerbell “All you need is faith and trust and a little bit of pixie dust.”  Disney often leaves me lost for words, because they blow your mind, they leave you awestruck and they make you alive with feelings.  Watching Bedknobs and Broomsticks absorbs your power of speech as you are left with part finished sentences and thoughts all blazing into one enchanting aura.  “What the?……did you see?…….this is……..how did they?……is that?………I can’t even…..”.  It is the type of show that builds an overwhelming bubble of energy inside you and leaves you crying tears of wonderment and happiness because you simply have no other way to express what you are feeling.

 



The show opens to a stylised and heart wrenching flee from London as we watch it being bombed, with the set literally being blown apart.  Moving scenery, lights, and music all combine to unleash the danger facing the children.  Their little faces are etched with fear, worry and loss as they make their way through the rubble to the train station and are torn apart from their parents, left scared and alone in the world.  It was a poignant opening more than ever right now and broke my heart.

The songs are glorious.  A Step In The Right Direction is the first time we get to indulge in Miss Price’s magic and it is fantastic!  For a few seconds the inquisitive and rational adult in me wanted to know how they achieved it but I soon escaped these confines to embrace the joy and wonder the illusions delivered.  I just felt so content to be surrounded by the happiness that Disney was bringing to all ages in the audience.  The Age Of Disbelieving is a gentle and lulling song which pulls on the heart strings.  For anyone who has visited Disney world, it also has a ring of “There’s A Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow” about it from The Carousel Of progress, which gave me even more Disney vibes.

 


Last time I saw the show, Portobello Road was one of my favourite pieces for it was classic ensemble musical theatre at it’s best.  I have to say, my memory (for once) has done me justice, for it was every bit as theatrical as I remembered it.  There is so much going on that I noticed details and nuance this time that escaped me previously, such as the scenery continually building up and over lapping at the back of the stage, performers climbing up onto the moving stalls, and the intricacy of the timing from the ensemble.  One step in the wrong direction or a beat out of time could have brought the whole thing crashing down, so their ability to know each and every nuance around them was impressive to say the least.

I was so happy to revisit Nopeepo Lagoon (not No Poo poo).  My childhood is forever entwined with the Bedknobs and Broomsticks film, and Nopeepo is its crowning glory.  Last time I saw the show, I wondered how on earth they were going to recreate animation V live action on stage, whilst maintaining the juxtaposed elements between them, allowing the two worlds to combine.  This time, I was beside myself with anticipation to see if what I remembered actually happened!  I can’t express enough how magical the whole thing is, and when we are finally treated to the infamous Bobbin’ Along song, I was grinning from ear to ear.


Diane Pilkington
(Young Frankenstein, Mamma Mia, 39 Steps, Wicked) is the lucky actress stepping into Angela Lansbury’s shoes to play Miss Price.  I loved her the first time I her and I still loved her tonight.  Pilkington is multi-faceted in the role, and a character to be reckoned with.  She is strong, commanding, engaging, quirky, funny and tender.  She is a vocal genius, not just with her incredible singing voice, but her understanding and knowledge of how to use her voice to create comical subtleties such as slides, volumes, pitches and play around with vowel sounds to instil humour wherever she wants.

Charles Brunton (Oliver, Scrooge, Beauty & The Beast, Chess) plays Mr. Browne (and don’t forget the E!).  Last time I saw the show, it drove me mad who he reminded me of and tonight it came to me.  It is like watching old footage of Bruce Forsythe back in the day when he was master of absolutely everything.  He can do it all, sing, dance, comedy, magic, and is a true all round entertainer.  He is outstanding in Emelius The Great and his energy throughout is not only impressive – it should be impossible!  But this is a show all about believing in the impossible so I really should slap my own wrists.

 



Conor O’ Hara (debut professional performance) plays Charlie and has grown into this part fantastically.  He plays the eldest child, but is not a child in real life, and has been cast to perfection for he emulates that inbetween world of child and adult.  As an actor he is so accessible that you can’t help but love him.  He is charming, talented and one to watch for the future.  What a debut!

Paul was played by Aidan Oli and Carrie by Evie Lightman.  These children are so talented and professional, but as Bedknobs and Broomsticks teaches us, never under estimate the ability of a child, never forget their possibilities and never write them off as just children. 

The ensemble cast epitomises the Disney Dream. They are magical, believable, engaging, enticing, and I’m sure their hard work is making everyone’s dreams come true because they, without a shadow of a doubt, complete the show. They not only act as a chorus in the showbiz sense, but in the original sense too and provide some spine-tingling moments when they collaborate to prepare us for the magic that is about to take place.  They are soothing dream whisperers who provide the core of the show.



In a production where scenery appears from nowhere, illusions are around every corner and puppetry is so realistic and immersive that even the fish manage to have facial expressions and reactions, it is impossible to leave without a smile on your face and hope in your heart. So, as Charlie would say, “Let’s look at the facts.”  The fact is, everyone should be Bobbin’ Along to Bedknobs and Broomsticks for it is a true Disney Delight that will be wowing audiences for many years to come.  Treat yourself to the purest form of escapism and be whisked away to a fantastical fantasy world where dreams really can come true. 

We score Bedknobs and Broomsticks - 10/10

A Tale of Two Cities

A Tale Of Two Cities - The Lowry, Salford - Tuesday 15th March 2022

A Tale Of Two Cities isn’t a stand-off between Salford and Manchester, it isn’t written by Shakespeare no I didn’t get to choose which two cities I was going to visit and neither is it a grown up version of the children’s classic City Mouse Country Mouse.  These were my “hilarious” (coughs) family and friend’s comments and queries before visiting the theatre for tonight’s show.  I must admit, I didn’t read all the small print of tonight’s show.  What I thought I was getting was a stage adaptation of the book and was a little wary as to how long that may take and how heavy it would be.  What I actually got was an incredibly clever and engaging synopsis of the story retold in a dynamic, modern and refreshing way.


 

Charles Dicken’s novel is set against the French revolution and deals with extreme gestures of love, the possibility of resurrection, duality, sacrifice, violence, oppression, class and justice but to name a few.  So, it’s not really your cheery toe tapping escapism kind of show.  However, this production uses the focal characters daughter (also named Lucie) to retell us the story as she is trying to find out her family history.  Think of the television show “Who Do You Think You Are?” meets Dickens characters and this is the approach used for the re-telling of a heavy novel.  This method of direction allows for humour as we see a modern day family with petty squabbles that are quite frankly hilarious as we see ourselves in them, as they try and recall parts of their past for Lucie, but remember the same story slightly differently.  We’ve all been there, and its funny to watch the character of Darney as he learns that his wife doesn’t remember him from the first time they met!

 

 

Regardless of whether you’ve read the novel or not, this show has a strong message to deliver and achieves it through a fascinating blend of techniques and styles, all blended together as one. 

Those who know the novel well may question the information that has been left out but Director Ben Duke –(Juliet & Romeo, Paradise Lost and extensive work with Lost Dog) has been smart in opting for a brief family history approach.  It would take us till next week to include the book in its entirety, so the question of what to leave out becomes one that is impossible to appease.  However, Dickens himself left details out of his own book, particularly with the central female character Lucie.  Her psychological complexity is one that can be studied to much better effect in todays world with the understanding we now have based around mental health and this is where tonight’s show unleashed its creative collaboration with the original work.  This allows those familiar with the novel to re-experience the characters psyche from a new perspective.  Placing A Tale Of Two Cities in the 21st Century supports this new outlook and permits us to embrace Lucie and Darney through new and enlightened eyes.    

 

 

In a nutshell, A Tale Of Two Cities tells the story of Doctor Manette who was assumed dead but had actually been in the Bastille for the past eighteen years.  His daughter Lucie, assumed to be an orphan and living in London, is brought to meet her Father as he is discovered alive in France.  Father and daughter are reunited.  A few years later, Lucie meets Darney who has just been acquitted of treason.  They form a bond, and Darney renounces his French aristocracy heritage but keep his identity a secret from Lucies dad.  When Darney propose he promises to reveal his true identity, but someone else is after Lucies hand in marriage.  With the start of the revolution, Darney, Manette and Lucie have some impossible decisions and sacrifices to make in the name of love, honour and justice.   

 

 

This re-staging of A Tale Of Two Cities is a fusion of dance, theatre, documentary and film.  It uses the novel as a leaping board, giving the themes and characters the wings to fly into unchartered territories.  It is beyond a re-imagining, it is a re-awakening of elements we know understand far more than when the novel was born.  The play opens with Lucie and Darney’s daughter, also called Lucie, talking directly to the audience, explaining that she is making a documentary of her family tree and that we might want to write things down as it will get complicated.  With this format, she is able to talk directly to the audience throughout and keep recapping, ensuring we are fully aware of what is going on at all times, which is a nice touch.  The staging is a dilapidated house that we actually can’t see into, so they use the documentary making process to send a live feed onto two screens for us to watch.  This means that half the show feels like a tv drama, even though you know the action is literally happening at the same time.  Its effective and the cameras in the room sometimes give the feel of a police interview room, creating a whole new dimension.  It also allows them to mix the live feed with super imposed CGI, generating moments of unbelievable theatre, allowing the ghosts of characters to appear on the screen at the same time as the live actors, until the memories blend into one and the live actors actually embody the ghosts.  It’s so cool and really hard to explain but simply brilliant.  This effect of imposed CGI on the live feed is also used to include fire to show the house being burnt down. 

 

 

The dance elements are phenomenal.  They are beautifully stylised and mix dance and physical theatre into the most sublime story telling.  The trust that these performers must have in each other is insane for the moves they make, the way they fall, use each others body weight and twist together is just incredible.  Dance is used to express many pivotal moments, such as the riots during the revolution.  This is done through a slow motion movement sequence and the control each dancer has over their body is mesmerising.  Another significant piece is the hanging,  A countdown is projected onto the screens and we watch as we know how long it will take him to die with a fantastically choreographed / free style piece as the panic hits when his life is ebbing away.  A dance showing Sydney drugging Darney was my favourite.  I couldn’t steal my eyes away.  This creative piece between two strong men was brutal yet tender, lyrical yet athletic.  I loved it.  The partner work was flawless.  The production was naturalistic one minute, like you were watching the family next door, then completely stylised the next.  The manipulation of mind this creates means as an audience member you never know what is coming next, and what an exciting and alluring possibility that is!

 

 

The cast is 6 strong (five performers and an interpreter - Hannes Langolf - collaboration with world class artists and companies such as William Forsythe, Angelin Preljocaj, Akram Khan and DV8,  John Kendall - Edge, balletLORENT, Café Fuerte, Joan Cleville Dance), Nina Madelaine - La Parenthese / Christophe Garcia, Erika Tremblay-Roy, Ze Crumpettes, Temitope Ajose-Cutting - staged and created works for The Royal Opera House and ROH2, Ekckhard Thiemann - Punchdrunk, Protein Dance Company, Valentina Formenti - Requardt& Rosenberg, New Adventures,, H2 Dance, Simon Vincenzi, Vincent Dance Theatre.  This cast were outstanding.  Each had a central role they portrayed but also represented the numerous other characters in the story.  They were all clearly dance trained and have worked as a collective within Lost Dog Dance to create this innovative production.  They were all outstanding actors too, and their combination of other qualifications such as street dance and yoga shone through effortlessly.  It was a true gem of a show.  Clare Edwards interpreted the entire show with BSL and was a fantastic storyteller too.  I was mesmerised. 

 

 

This production of A Tale Of Two Cities was not the best of times and the worst of times, it was simply the best of times.  Period.  I love discovering new ways of storytelling and Lost Dog have not only broken the mould, they have taken all the different possible moulds, melted them down, and mixed them together to create something entirely new.  I thoroughly recommend.  NB – The show is 90 minutes with no interval so take that toilet trip before the show starts as you won’t want to miss a beat.


WE SCORE A TALE OF TWO CITIES - 9/10

 

Dreamboats & Petticoats

Dreamboats & Petticoats - Palace Theatre, Manchester - Monday 14th March 2022

A few days ago, I was asked if I could travel back in time, where would I go?  I said I would like to go to the sixties for the music and after what has just gone down in The Palace Theatre with Dreamboats and Petticoats tonight, I know I gave the right answer!  What a corker of a show! As it says on the front of the programme, Dreamboats & Petticoats is bringing on back the good times!”

Dreamcoats & Petticoats Bringing On Back The Good Times is the follow on musical inspired by the million selling albums.  It doesn’t matter if you haven’t seen the previous two musicals or indeed heard any of the albums, for the show stands on its own two feet.  The plot is (as I expected) a fairly straight forward simple narrative which follows the story of young couple Bobby and Laura.  Laura starts to see success in her music career just as Bobby finds himself held back by his own nerves.  As his band The Conquests are packing out audiences at their local youth club, Laura is appearing as a regular on The Mark and Bernie Wynter’s Show!  When Laura persuades her manager Larry to give The Conquests a summer season at Butlins, she is miles away performing with Frankie Howard in Torquay.  But love always finds a way and Bobby and Laura find themselves representing the UK in the Eurovision and winning!  (The UK getting anything other than nil poi in Eurovision reminds us that this is of course a fictional story!)  As Bobby, Laura and friends find true happiness, sixties music charts their story, taking us to a swinging sixties finale and providing us with a jewel of a jukebox musical.

 

 

I have to say, the script took me surprise and in the best way possible.  It was quick, witty, packed with one liners and had just the right amount of innuendo and smut to make you belly laugh without the risk of offense.  It is of course cheesy at times, but for me, that is part of its charm, and it makes full use of this knowledge, setting up cues for songs that are so beautifully obvious, it becomes a fun and quirky element of the show that allows the audience to be in on the joke.  Some of the gags may be old school but it’s a show set in the sixties so anything else would have felt out of place.  And I have to say their delivery by the cast was always sublime, such as when Sue was explaining to the Butlins Manager that Norman was her husband.  She tells Norman, “Norman, show him your ring,” to which he replies after a comedic pause, “I really don’t know him that well.”  The script is inundated with real life references such as Butlins (which is actually where the two writers Laurence Marks and Maurice Gran truly became friends), Frankie Howard, Mark and Bernie Wynters, the BBC, Eurovision and Kenneth Williams (but more on him later).  This gives the make-believe, feel-good fun some roots of realness and allows some breathing space for anyone who finds themselves allergic to cheesiness.   

 

 

The set is a homage to popular culture from the sixties, with floor to ceiling slats collaged in everything from Tony Tigers breakfast Ricicles, to the Carry On Films, to Johnny Kidd & The Pirates.  The band is set up at the back of the stage but equally move around throughout joining the cast.  Locations are changed by neon red signs announcing we are in Butlins, St. Mungo’s Youth Club, the BBC studios or a hotel in Torquay.  It is simple, effective and catchy, instantly setting the vibe and vigour.

It was obvious from the first song that this show was an instant hit with the audience, for everyone – including myself – immediately cast themselves in the role of back up singer, wobbling their heads, tapping their toes and curling their lips to “C’mon everybody.”   With hit after brilliant bopping hit peeling out, such as Lipstick On Your Collar, Happy Together, Save The Last Dance For Me, and You Don’t Own Me, it would have been some kind of impossible torture not to join in!  The number one in the hit parade for the first half (yes all these songs and we haven’t even reached the interval yet) was Blue Moon.  Now as many people know, in Manchester Blue Moon = Manchester City, so as a Red, when I heard that first “Bom-ba-ba-bom bu dang a dang dang” start up I thought of blocking it out with an internal “We’ll drink a drink a drink to Eric The King…”  But thank Ferguson I didn’t because it was by far the breakout moment of the first half.  Sung by the full cast, including all the musicians entirely a cappella, it was goosebump good, jaw dropping genius, and Tony The Tiger Terrrifffficccc!  Honestly, it was a moment to behold and quite rightfully received the ultimate round of applause.    

 

 

The second half whipped up even more sizzling sixties songs such as Pretty Woman, Take It Easy On Yourself, and a couple of my favourites – Mony Mony and To Sir With Love.  With every hit that came our way, the audience response got bigger and better and it became more and more difficult to stay seated and not just burst into a little bit of a twist or a mashed potato!  The second half, as brilliant as it was in its entirety, was defined by three elements, one of which stole the entire show.  First was the finale megamix – the perfect tribute to a trailblazing musical era.  Next was the Mark Wynter Medley - because yes!  It was THE Mark Wynter!! (As well as being a sixties pop star, he has also been in 38 play and 23 musicals including the lead role in Phantom).  In addition to playing himself, Wynter also played Larry – Laura’s Manager.  Not only was his voice as polished, lush and strong as ever, his energy was insane!  Bounding about the stage like a snippet of a kid, he was incredible.  Last but not least was the Eurovision section when David Benson (Goodnight Sweetheart playing Noel Coward, One Man Two Guvnors, Dad’s Army Radio Show) came out as the host Kenneth Williams!  Not only was it instantly recognisable who he was playing by his voice, movement and mannerisms, but he transcended Williams in the most incredible way, because let’s face it - Kenneth Williams was a one off.  Yet here he was on stage in front of us.  But it wasn’t just Benson’s uncanny impersonation that stole the show, it was his entire act.  He was offbeat, quirky, funny, and always one step ahead, just like Williams.  His song, filled with random French words and phrases was side splittingly daft and deliriously delicious.  It is no wonder to discover that Benson actually has a one-man Kenneth Williams show for he has certainly studied his muse, and of course – ‘ere, he’s not messing about.

 

 

The entire cast and musicians (which were one and the same) were fizzing with energy, ease and charm that it is no wonder this popular show played to a full theatre.  Elizabeth Carter (Rain Man UK Tour, Save The Last Dance For Me, The Wizard Of Oz) was so sweet and likeable as Laura and had a smile that lit up the entire theatre.  She was bubbly and brilliant with belting pipes.  David Ribi (Presenter on kids TV show Milkshake, Mamma Mia, Rocky Horror, Hairspray) is her perfect match as Bobby.  Again, he was sweet, shy and sang like an angel.  He took his character on a lovely journey and you couldn’t help but cheer him on.  Alastair Hill (Saturday Night Fever, Around The World In 80Days and he has now been in all three Dreamboats & Petticoats shows) is Norman.  Norm is on the charm offensive from the off, wooing the ladies with his rock n’ roll moves, forgetting he is married occasionally and realising his flaws before it is all too late.  Hill plays the part to perfection for he does it all with such a light heartedness, rather than making the character too heavy, ensuring an ideal fit for the feel of the show.  Lauren Anderson-Oakley (Follies, The Addams Family, Friday Night Is Music Night) is Sue, Normans wife.  She is sassy and strong, full of life and a powerful force on stage.  Samara Clarke (How To Succeed In Business, Les Mis) plays Donna and David Luke (all three Dreamboats & Petticoats shows, Peter Pan, and is backing vocalist and lead guitarist for Sir Cliff Richard) plays her other half Ray.  Together they are a strong partnership, apart they are entertaining and vivacious.  Luke’s style of humour is wonderful.  Mike Lloyd (This Is Elvis, Saturday Night Fever, Buddy, Jailhouse Rock) doubles as Frank and Percy.  He is agile, likeable and effortless.

Dreamboats and Petticoats has captured the free spirit of a feel-good decade, providing a night of escapism.  It made me nostalgic for a time I wasn’t even alive in and extremely lucky and grateful to have had an excellent musical education from my parents, with many a childhood car journey immersed in the sound of the sixties, guaranteeing I knew nearly every lyric to every song in tonight’s show.  What a gift I have been given!  So, thank you to my parents and thank you to all involved in Dreamboats and Petticoats for ensuring the music of their generation lives on!  

We score Dreamboats and Petticoats – 10/10

 

 

Billionaire Boy

Billionaire Boy - Palace Theatre, Manchester - Wednesday 9th March 2022

David Walliams has done it again!  After being lucky enough to watch Gangsta Granny late last year, I knew I was in for an entertaining, fun and fabulous night out, with a few belly laughs along the way.  As someone who teaches children, I know that Walliams is a legend in their story telling lives, a little like Roald Dahl was (and still is) to my generation.  He has succeeded in engaging a nation in reading, sharing books and delving into the literary world and for that I applaud him with all the enthusiasm that a self-confessed book worm can give.  The theatre was alive with excitement and the chatter of the mini Walliams experts, all eager to ensure their grown ups were prepped and prepared for the story before it unfolded.  Kids don’t care about spoilers, they want you to know that they know and that they understand.  Their eagerness is infectious and provided the theatre with a youthful energy making it impossible to do anything but sit back, relax and enjoy the show.

 

 

Billionaire Boy introduces us to Joe Spud – the richest twelve-year-old in the country!  It seems Joe has everything – his own sports car, exotic pets and a mere million pounds for his birthday.  But Joe doesn’t have the thing that all twelve-year-olds truly want and need – a friend to call his own.  Joe thinks the answer to this lies in leaving his expensive fee-paying school for the local comp, but there are many things Joe, in his haste, hasn’t thought through.  Joe is about to learn a life lesson that money isn’t everything, can’t buy everything and doesn’t solve everything.  Sometimes, there are more important things in life, and like money, those things need investment in order to receive the biggest return.  Joe’s dad Len has made his money by creating BumFresh – toilet roll that is moist on one side and dry on the other.  He throws his money around like he is TP-ing and even though Joe hates the embarrassment this causes him, it seems that he has picked up a bad lesson or two from his dad along the way.  Both Joe and Len need to learn about the things that can’t be bought before it is too late.

 

 

The cast is nine strong and work relentlessly, playing multiple roles to create an ensemble of many more memorable characters such as the mean bullies The Grubbs (who visually reminded me of The Krankies), the school cook Mrs. Trafe, Sapphire the gold-digging girlfriend of Len, school children, teachers, factory workers and not forgetting Raj – the loveable and reoccurring shop keeper in Walliam’s novels.  The characterisation is strong, enabling each role to be distinctive from it’s last, and though it sometimes relies on the more obvious symbolic choices to do so, with so many roles for the actors to constantly create, it is an understandable and logical choice, allowing the audience, particularly its younger members, to accept rather than question why Joe’s dad is also Joe’s bully.  One of the funnier songs that both the teachers in the audience and the children all related to, was the teacher’s song, consisting of all those well-known teacher phrases we all know and love such as “The bell is there for me, not you.”  “Walk!  Don’t run!”  “Would you do that at home?”  I actually used this last one three days ago in a drama class.  I won’t tell you why I used it because it wasn’t pretty but needless to say the child in question didn’t do that at home and will never do it in my class again either!

 

 

Matthew Gordon (Doctors, Tom Gates Live On Stage, Macbeth) is Joe Spud and is instantly likeable.  He owns the part and the entire audience find themselves completely engaged in his plight, even when he steers off course, you can’t help but cheer him on.  Matthew Mellalieu (Holby, The Rise and Fall Of The Krays, Suspicion) is primarily Joes dad Len but equally knuckles down to support the ensemble by playing other roles, including one of the Grubb bullies.  He flits from one to the other with a joyus ease and impresses us all when he arrives on stage in a helicopter!  He pumps up the audience here a little like a pantomime, encouraging us to shout out and cheer that we too would like a private helicopter.  The children lap it up, and to be honest, the adults enter into the spirit of things and lap it up too.  Jake Lomas (Seussical, The Dreaming, Cabaret) plays Bob – Joes best friend, then not best friend, then best friend again.  He was a very natural actor and brought the emotional heart to the show in many ways.  Rosie Cole (Dick Whittington, Nell Gwynn, The Wind In The Willows) had an absolutely cracking set of pipes (yes Billionaire Boy is a musical!  Who knew?!)  She pinged from role to role like a ball in a pinball machine, hitting the target every time and wowing us all.  Her voice was incredible and I’m glad she got a solo so she had the chance to show it off.   Emma Matthews (The Bay, Billionaire Boy West End, Gangsta Granny) made me do a double take when she came out as Mrs. Trafe – the school cook, for she was the epitome of a Vic Wood character in Dinnerladies!  It was like watching Victoria Wood play one of her fantastic characters and actually made me quite emotional as Vic Wood is my idol, so I really am giving the gold star of praise here.  She was just so visually and vocally funny, it really wouldn’t have mattered if she was just reciting the alphabet, she still would have got the rapturous applause she deserved.  Her Food Glorious Food solo had the audience, particularly the children ewwing and fake vomiting at her concoctions with glee, and it was all topped off with a showbiz finish………but when you don’t have a top hat and cane to hand then you do the only thing a cook can possibly do and grab your colander and big spoon instead!

 

 

I had told my friend that I was excited to see the set as the one for Gangsta Granny was an Aladdins cave, meets Pandoras box, meets rubik’s cube, with the entire thing opening up to reveal something new and surprises hidden in every nook and cranny.  Billionaire Boys set matched it in equal measures and the creative thought that went into every detail was impressive to say the least.  Joes’ house – The BumFresh Manors Mansion, is built from toilet rolls, but each section opens up to evolve into a new set, the school toilets have toilet rolls built into the walls, Raj’s shop advertises BumFresh, Chandeliers are hidden inside walls you didn’t even know opened up, you could have hours of fun just discovering all the hidden secrets of this set alone, so huge praise for set designer Jacqueline Trousdale.

 

 

Billionaire Boy was a surprisingly good night out, and only surprising because I am obviously not the age range of the target audience, though clearly I am with my humour!  I found it highly entertaining, endearing and left me wishing I lived near Raj’s shop because he sold Joe a huge bar of a popular chocolate for £1.50!!!!!  With them selling for £3.99 in most supermarket chains, no wonder that Raj has not made his fortune yet, but that he lives in hope of one day becoming the Billionaire Boy!  As the play ended, the audience burst into spontaneous and raucous applause, whooping and hollering to show their appreciation of a billionaire of a show.  The musical encore had everyone clapping along and losing themselves to the sheer escapism enveloping us all.  I felt quite emotional at the end because with all that has gone on in the last two years and the current monstrosities, children have had to live in a very adult world.  Tonight, they did not.  Us adults were invited into their world, and it was a wonderful place to be.    

We score Billionaire Boy - 9/10

 

The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time

The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time - Opera House, Manchester - Tuesday 8th March 2022

Celebrating its tenth anniversary, the Olivier and Tony Award winning The Curious Incident Of The Dog In The Night-Time is back by popular demand and with its life affirming, compassionate and gripping story, it is plain to see why.  Mark Haddon’s novel is the story every writer wishes they had written for it encompasses a diverse and infinite audience.  It may have started life as a book for children and teenagers, but it has long surpassed this limitation, transcending its age barrier to become one of the bestselling, and most loved books out there.

Christopher doesn’t like to be touched.  He doesn’t like strangers and he doesn’t like it when he is accused of killing Mrs. Shears dog.  All Christopher wants to do is solve the mystery as to who did brutally spear Wellington with a garden fork.  Christopher has been taking notes, recording everything he sees to help him make sense of the world.  But can these notes help him solve the murder mystery or will they lead to more questions than answers?  Whilst he certainly has an extraordinary brain with such things as maths and the universe, everyday life and social niceties present Christopher with obstacles which often constrain his world.  Christopher must stare his challenges in the face as his ordered life is turned upside down.  The Curious Incident Of The Dog In The Night-Time takes us on an emotional journey and delicately allows us to see the world from a very different, very real perspective.  It is enlightening, educational and epic.   

 

 

 

The production itself is like nothing I have ever seen and was breath taking.  As Christopher is challenged in the story, this show too challenges the rules of theatre to conceive a brilliantly stylised, artful and mind-blowing result.  It seems to beautifully mirror Christopher's alternate way of seeing things and welcomes us into his world, all the time staying loyally true to the narrative of the book.  The set multiverses projections, drawings, and scenery, skilfully blending a box from one object into another.  Bunny Christie (set), Paule Constable (lighting), Finn Ross (video) and Scott Graham and Steven Hoggett (movement) join forces to ignite our senses and imaginations in a unique and exciting way.  This was achieved superbly when Christopher was distressed for example.  Flashes of confusing lights, echoes of sound whispering prime numbers and the screens flooded with the never-ending swirling array of said numbers depicted Christopher's anxiety through their synchronicity.  Movement was equally vital to the production, excelling in many moments throughout the play, with the astronaut sequence defying acting by crossing over into something that would look just as at home in a Matthew Bourne piece.  Another moment in the second half seemed to transcend gravity itself as Christopher walks across the full length of the walls of the set horizontally!  It has to be seen to be believed!  These elements are just as important to the production as the amazing actors and incredible award winning director Marianne Elliott.    

The play unapologetically opens with a bang and expletives as we get our first glimpse of Wellington, the dead dog.  It is immediately clear that this production is different and that, as we learn throughout the play, different can be a pathway to the extraordinary brilliance and bravery of any individual.  As the story unfolds, we recognise that we are watching a play within a play – a performance of Christopher's book, detailing his journey since that fateful night of discovering Wellington.  Rebecca Root (Sex Education, Finding Alice, Trans Scripts, The Proposal), skilfully guides us as both the narrator and Siobhan, Christopher's teacher.  She provides a direct link between Christopher and the audience, inviting us into his world.  Root beautifully demonstrates through her acting the understanding and patience she has for Christopher who is living with neurodiversity and is categorically believable.  I genuinely expected to open up the programme and discover she wasn’t actually an actor but a real life SEND trained educationalist.  I have to say the entire cast create magic.  They played multiple roles with such slick, speedy and sensational transitions that I wouldn’t have questioned anyone who told me there were twenty cast members.  They continually changed roles, even altering themselves into props and becoming beds, turnstiles and doors.  They created an acting illusion Derren Brown would be proud of. 

 

 

David Breeds (Dear Evan Hansen, The Girls, Thunderdome) is stunning as Christopher.  He is intriguing, sensitive, complex, and endearing.  His emotional range is multi-faceted and despite the exhausting journey he has to take his character on both mentally and physically, not for one second does he wane.  The stylised approach of this production puts some pretty heavy demands on Breeds physically, including being flipped over forwards and backwards, using core strength to balance in a plank position on a continually changing arrangement of boxes and he does it all with the utter grace of a seasoned professional dancer.  At one point he is running around the stage opening different cupboards to take out props and it is done with such speed, I have no idea how he remembered which cupboard to go at any given point.  I can’t even remember why I walked into the kitchen most days, let alone what he achieved in this segment.  It was mind bogglingly impressive.  His last question to Siobhan at the end of the play is heart breaking and I could have wept for his unobtainable hopefulness.  Who am I kidding “could have wept” - I did weep!  With the Olivier nominations being decided today, I hope Breeds is one of them.     

Tom Peters (Harry Potter And The Cursed Child, Girl From The North Country, The Crucible), partnered Breeds wonderfully as his dad Ed.  There were such contrasting moments between them throughout the play, illustrating their complex relationship.  There were tender moments as we saw Peters portray a father desperately trying to find the best way to communicate with his son, challenging moments as we struggled to understand some of Ed's choices and perfect partner work between Peters and Breeds when Ed hits his son – brilliant because it was shockingly believable even though the two actors were stood at least a couple of metres apart when it happened, yet their react and response partnership along with the sound of the slap made you believe Christopher had just been struck with complete faith.

The second half was even stronger than the first and as the actors, sound, light, set, and movement all collaborated again, the utter chaos and over stimulation of a train station was realised with a claustrophobic quality, allowing us to understand just a little of what Christopher has to navigate every single day.  The impact was felt and made me respect Christopher even more.  His whole journey to London was theatre brilliance for it breathed new and exciting life into storytelling, creating moment after moment. 

 

 

Kate Kordel (Perspectives, Northern Lights, A Midsummer Nights Dream) plays Judy, Christopher's mum and has to deliver some of her dialogue whilst balancing on the shoulders of her cast members, yet she looks as relaxed as if she were having a duvet day.  Kordel is strong throughout, taking us through her own emotional narrative and delicately exploring the idea that her choices do not negate the love she feels for her son.  The other cast member I have to mention (largely because they got the biggest reaction by far) is the adorable puppy played by either Oreo or Biscoff.  This puppy proved that once again we are a nation whose heart is ruled by dogs, for this pup stole the scene and fair play to the actors who allowed this gorgeous fluff ball to have their moment.       

The Curious Incident Of The Dog In The Night-Time is a beautiful piece of theatre and is literally the gift that keeps on giving.  Don’t leave too early because just like a Marvel film, even when you think it is over, it isn’t.  You will learn so much about yourself, about the human spirit, and even about maths!  I implore you to watch this show, practise kindness and show compassion because the ease with which one person may take something for granted, could very well be someone else’s Everest.   

WE SCORE THIS AMAZING PRODUCTION – 10/10

Footloose - Opera House, Manchester - Wednesday 2nd March 2022

“Tonight I gotta cut loose, footloose, kick off my Sunday shoes.”  Ok so I don’t own Sunday shoes whatever they may be, but I absolutely did kick up my heels and have an absolute blast of an evening at Footloose!  What a show!  I’m pumped with adrenaline, high on endorphins and buzzing with excitement.  Footloose is a fantastical, flippin’ feel good excuse to just let go with your besties, boof up your 80’s perm, pull on those leg warmers and indulge in the right to fight for your dancing shoes!

Footloose invites us into the world of teenager Ren – a vibrant city boy whose unwelcomed move to the middle of rural nowhere leaves him frustrated and missing his former life.  Just when he thinks things can’t get any worse, he discovers that rock n’ roll and dancing are actually banned!!  Angered and rebellious, Ren refuses to accept the limitations his new home town are imposing and sets about showing the powers that be exactly how things SHOULD be.  A rebel with a cause and armed with the best 80’s soundtrack and dance moves, it isn’t long before Ren has everyone Holding Out For A Hero – he just doesn’t realise that he is their hero!    

 


Footloose is based on the 1980’s film of the same name and it absolutely captures the spirit, fun and nostalgia to a tee. Jam packed with familiar songs, characters, costumes and references, only the boring Mayor of backwater Bomont himself could object to such a toe tappin’ top night out!  Footloose provides the audience with what they want right from the off, kicking that famous Kevin Bacon quirky kick onto the stage with the title track.  The audience responded immediately, and the party began.  The following scene where Ren and Willard meet is so slick and funny with its perfectly timed choreographed moves, it sets the tone for the clear comradery between the cast and puts you at ease.

 

The scenery is changed frequently to take us to numerous locations, all identifiable from the film, and is done with such speed and welcomed distraction from the musicians that you don’t always notice it happening.  I particularly loved the set up for the burger joint, with car seats, neon signs and roller-skating waiting staff taking me right back to my childhood.  I wanted that diner food, I wanted those roller skates and I wanted to dance!!  My head was swimming with all things 80’s and this was indulged further with the choreography in Heaven Help Me that screamed 80’s dance moves.  The detail was spot on and everything just took me back with a heartfelt sigh of contentment.  There were so many audience appreciation moments it’s hard to choose which ones to mention, but I think the biggest cheer went out to Quickenden during Holding Out For A Hero when he is stripped down to nothing but a pair of gold hot pants!  That pulled me out of my childhood daydream I can tell you! 

 


Jake Quickenden
 (Dancing on Ice WinnerHollyoaksDreamboysHairPeter Pan – A Musical Adventure) is an instant hit with the audience as loveable cowboy Willard and I have to say he is an absolute star.  Pure soulful vocals, an impressive accent, incorrigible dance moves and a cheeky charm that is hard to resist, I truly think that Quickenden was made for musical theatre leading man material.  He clearly has a huge fan base – most of whom I think were in the audience tonight judging by the response his every move got, but it is plain to see why.  One of my favourite parts of the whole show was his solo Mama Says – and it was so good it even came with its own built in encore! 

 


Darren Day
 (TV personality and star of numerous West End and National tours including MameJoseph and the Amazing Technicolour DreamcoatPriscilla Queen of the DesertGrease and Summer Holiday) is moving as the Rev. Shaw Moore.  We know that we are in safe musical hands with Day but I have to say it was his acting that really impressed me tonight.  Towards the end of the second act, his scenes with Ren were so raw, open and honest that I was genuinely swallowing my emotions amid an otherwise pumped up show, so to create this moment speaks volumes.

Joshua Hawkins (Jesus Christ Superstar Regent’s Park Open Air and Barbican, Twelfth Night, Choir of Man (Norwegian Cruise Line) is outstanding as Ren.  Hawkins is relentless and doesn’t pause for breath, ensuring everything you could possibly want is delivered tenfold.  He is charismatic, engaging and a live wire. 

Unbelievably, this is the professional debut of Lucy Munden (Return To The Forbidden Planet, Tipping The Velvet whilst training).  Munden plays Ariel and takes us on a rollercoaster of a journey.  From rebellion to heart ache to defiance and loss, she brings a complex depth to the character, making her more than just the girl next door who is trying to stand up to her dad.  


Oonagh Cox (Cinderella, The Holiday, Matilda) plays Rusty and is vivacious throughout.  Her passion for what she does shines through her and makes her a joy to watch.  She belts out some of the more popular songs, including Let’s Hear It For The Boy and is a true driving force of the whole show.

The second half brings some snazzy ensemble line dancing and some fabulous break out moments for Quickenden.  When we see his character failing in the dance department, he refuses to quit until practice makes perfect and we are treated to some cool moves and shapes, including a beat boxing rap section.

The entire cast are amazing and literally do everything.  I’ve heard of a triple threat before, but the Footloose cast challenge this concept and redefine it into a platinum threat of a show!  They sing, act, dance, change scenery, oh yes – and they are also the band!!  They switch from one discipline to another with the ease of breathing and literally become one with their instruments.  I mean it!  At one point one cast member was even doing press ups with his guitar balanced on his back!

 


Just when you think you’ve had all the fun one show can deliver – the finale starts!  It’s what I imagine everyone envisaged when buying a Footloose ticket – the school disco to end all school discos!  But this is more than a finale……….all I’ll say is “If Carling did finales………..”  It doesn’t end!  I mean, come on – this is the 80’s so it wouldn’t be complete without a megamix right?!  There is encore after encore and it becomes harder to see where the cast ends and the audience begins.  What an absolute buzz!  I’ve definitely embraced the mini me child of the 80’s because my mind kept racing with “This is my favourite bit of the show……….no this is my favourite bit………..oooh no it’s this bit!”  But I have to conclude that my final call of favourite bits is seeing how much the cast absolutely loved what they were doing.  Right up until the end, they were still on stage, whooping the audience up into a frenzy and it seemed they didn’t want to leave.  Well, what they did they did so well, it makes me wanna yell – let’s hear it for Footloose!  

 

WE SCORE FOOTLOOSE – 10/10

9 to 5 the Musical

9 to 5 The Musical - Palace Theatre, Manchester - Tuesday 1st March 2022

Kidnapping, colluding, and a kiss ass soundtrack!  What’s not to love?  Dolly is the Queen of Country and tonight Matthew, she will be honoured by a devoted audience whether they are fully signed up to Dollywood or dipping their toes into her world for the first time.  Age, ability, gender – none of it matters because a tale as old as time about a group of workers dealing with a boss who treats them unfairly is something that everyone can relate to.  Even those appalling bosses started as someone’s minion right?!  You think it would make them know better but as 9 -5 The Musical shows us, this isn’t always the case.  

 


Everything about this show works.  It’s relatable, rebellious, riotous, and leaves your heart racing, begging for more.  As we engage with work friends Violet, Judy, and Doralee, you can’t help but identify yourself a little bit in each of them.  They do what we could only dream about and form an anarchy army of absolute hilarity to stick it to the man.  Quite literally! 

Add in a crazy brilliant soundtrack, one of the most famous songs ever being it’s title song and it’s no wonder why this audience couldn’t wait to tumble out of bed today and head to the theatre.  Even the lyrics of the songs are genius in their subliminal empowerment.  “Pour myself a cup of ambition” is a fantastic one line lyric that could be a mantra for any one of us out there struggling with self belief or who feels weary after a day of being unappreciated.

 


Of course, 9 – 5 The Musical is based around the cult 1980’s film in which Dolly Parton stars.  There are delightful Dollyisms sprinkled throughout the musical and brilliant surprise appearances from the gal herself through the delights of technology so fear not – your country gal is never far from your mind.  It is a simple yet excellent choice to include Dolly in the show, giving it genuine credibility and a big thumbs up of approval.

The show starts with the title song sung by the cast (and Dolly!!) who unapologetically burst onto the stage with the energy of a Duracell bunny.  Immediately there are laughs as we are introduced to the characters and witness their early morning routine and, erm………bodies in all their morning glory!  When our three main characters Violet, Doralee and Judy sing together as a trio it is sublime, intoxicating and goosebumpy good, preparing us for their powerful journey throughout the show.

 


The Heart to Hart number sung by Roz (played by Julia J Nagle) is a real audience favourite, showing a contrasting female presence in the workforce to Violet, Doralee and Judy.  It is witty, showbiz and highlights that women can sometimes be just as objectifying as men.

9 - 5 may be a shift full of fun but it also raises important issues about the equality of women in the workforce.  When 9 – 5 the film was first released in 1980, it highlighted sexism, sexual harassment, and inequality in pay between genders.  You think that over forty years later therefore that some of the lines in the show would have become obsolete, so it is a disgrace that when talking about the pay gap between men and women the line “This won’t even be a discussion in ten years,” is still as discussed today in America as it was then.  America have not passed the ERA (Equal Rights Amendment) meaning that, whilst the pay gap may have closed a little, this is still as true forty years later as it was when the film was written!  Crazy!  

 


For every serious point raised, there is a corker of a line to ensure that this is no preaching political show.  One that stuck in mind is the sweet, innocent Judy as she pronounces Marijuana  “Mara-joo-wanah!”, or Roz as she randomly shouts “I’m Roz – I’m in a bush”, or Judy again as she confuses S&M with M&M’s.  But just to make sure the casual sexism from the leery letchy boss Hart isn’t ignored, the audience make their feelings 100% clear when he tries to shut down a female complaint by stating “What’s wrong?  You got your period?”

The first half finishes with a mini parody of Phantom Of The Opera with the famous overture accompanying a falling chandelier, and one cast member left stuck swinging across the stage behind the impressive 9 – 5 glittery signage.  It’s moments like these that make 9 – 5 stand out as a slick, simple, and satisfying creative.

 


Claire Sweeney
(Crazy For You, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Chicago, Hairspray, Benidorm, Holby, Brookside) plays Violet and does what she does best in the second half in her solo number “One Of The Boys”.  This Fosse inspired number allows Sweeney to shine, sing and sparkle those jazz hands, shoulder lifts and high kicks for all to see.  It’s reminiscent of Roxy from Chicago and is a fabulous moment for her.    

Stephanie Chandos (9- 5, Hairspray, We Will Rock You) plays Doralee and is perfect casting.  She can belt the tunes out in a way that Dolly herself would be proud of and portrays the character with such subtly it is a joy to watch.  She truly gets to the heart of her story in her solo Backwood Barbie, and is so likeable that it is easy to become and instant fan.

Vivian Panka (With numerous musical theatre roles in the Netherlands, 9 - 5 is Panka’s UK debut) plays Judy with ease.  She is innocent, funny and has an amazing voice, which she uses to full effect in Get Out And Stay Out – her defining moment.

Julia J Nagle (An American In Paris, Dirty Dancing, Chicago, 42nd Street) plays Roz and is an audience favourite from the off.  We have all known this “hates every female because she is secretly in love with the boss” character and Nagle captures her with such hilarity that she is not a character you hate even though you probably should.  Her comic timing, characterisations and facial expressions make her performance one to behold.

 


Sean Needham
(Kinky Boots, Mamma Mia, Buddy) plays Franklin Hart Jnr – the villain of the piece that we all love to hate.  He doesn’t hold back at all, allowing us to put every female injustice that ever occurred firmly on his cigar smoking, golf playing, boys club shoulders.  Again, his natural comedic ability allowed us laugh with him, at him and for him.  It really is very clever.  The truth of it is, the whole writing is extremely clever because it’s relatable.  Anyone who ever worked in an office, or with other people for that matter, can instantly recognise the people, the power struggles and the dynamics.  The production is delivered in a straight forward, clean, and uncomplicated way which is a huge strength.


The second Act opens with a reprise of 9 – 5 from Dolly and the cast, and the melody is beautifully woven through the production as a whole.  The brilliant cast ensemble number Change It (and this ensemble really are brilliant) makes sure, if you ever had any doubt, that the show is set in the 80’s and fills your senses with neon, lighting up the computers that frame the entire stage.  The impact impresses that a giant rubix cube has exploded across the stage and splashed fragments of itself everywhere, even onto the costumes with the retro colours and shapes it bestows, solidifying a vibrant and vivacious 1980’s vibe.

9 – 5 The Musical is the show I never knew I had been missing out on.  I’m a little jealous that I’m new to the party but I know it’s one I’ll never leave.  So as Dolly instructs at the end “If you liked it – spread the word”.  Well, I LOVED it Dolly so this is me spreading the word!  And as she brilliantly puts it, “If you didn’t like it – Shut your mouth!”

WE SCORE 9 TO 5 - 10/10


Fatal Attraction

Fatal Attraction - Opera House, Manchester - Wednesday 22nd February 2022

I find it can be a little tricky reviewing a play that started life on the television or on film because I’m always conflicted.  Do I view it as a stand alone performance and ignore that the original exists?  Do I compare it to the original and scrutinise it for which bits are the same, different or completely white washed?  I’ve only seen the film of Fatal Attraction once and that was probably about 15 years or so ago, so I don’t have total recall on it anyway.  I was going to watch the film again before I saw tonight’s show but decided against it as that would simply encourage me to draw comparisons, and I love going to the theatre for enjoyment and pure escapism, not to subconsciously be looking for where it does or doesn’t live up to the original.  So, I decided against it because let’s be fair who in their right mind would dare attempt to compare Glenn Close and Michael Douglas to anyone?!

 

 

Fatal Attraction by James Dearden follows Alex Forrest (Kym MarshCoronation Street, Hear’say, The Syndicate, Morning Live) as she becomes somewhat obsessed with Dan Gallagher (Oliver Farnworth – The Girl On The Train UK Tour, Coronation Street, Hollyoaks, Mr. Selfridge) following a one night stand.  As married family man Dan instantly regrets his night of infidelity but Alex makes it abundantly clear that she intends to forget nothing and refuses to simply be a mistake that Dan can wish away.  All she wants is for Dan to play fair and so long as he does, he has nothing to worry about.  But who decides what is fair?  Who decides the rules?  And how can you play to win if you don’t even know you’re trapped in a game with the highest stakes possible?   

 


The show started before everyone had actually taken to their seats – probably a last minute scramble for selfies with what proved to be a star studded audience.  This was definitely a huge turn out for the local corrie actors and added a real buzz to the evening.

The set was simple yet imposing, a series of flats that covered multiple levels and allowed moving, life like images to be projected onto them, enabling swift location changes from a bar, to an apartment, Manhattan skyline, and even a car chase.  It also helped bring the story from the 1980’s into modern day with the use of video calls being projected, along with text and voice messages.  The furniture was delicately changed, and the whole effect was very slick and worked well.  Background noise often enhanced the surroundings, bringing the low rumble of a New York evening into a Manchester theatre.  On occasion, the sound did seem a little confusing or too loud, so you couldn’t actually hear the actors or understand what the impact or relevance was supposed to be, but both Marsh and Farnworth worked their socks off (and…..well…..all of their clothes off too come to that….) to truly sell their story to the audience.  The only other distraction was what I can only call the “extras” – a small group of hard working actors, with excellent miming skills, who frequently appeared in scenes in the background – just as they would in a film or television show.  They portrayed waiters just walking behind the action in the bar, a doctor passing through at the hospital, colleagues at Dans Law firm having a muted gossip in the background.  I couldn’t decide if this was a really fabulous addition or one that the show didn’t need. 

 


Marsh
had some brilliant moments as Alex, and the detail she put into her performance did not go unnoticed.  As we witnessed her first emotional struggle upon slitting her wrists, she beautifully depicted the raw emotion physically.  We observed her tremble and shake continuously right down to her fingers even when trying to embrace Dan, allowing us for a split second to see her flawed desperation and possibly even feel a nano second of compassion.  It was the delicate tapestry of moments like these, woven into a seemingly otherwise straightforward story of “the bunny boiler” being the only one at fault, that actually left the audience with a variety of conclusions.  Is Alex just an evil temptress?  Or does Dan take advantage of her?  Which one is therefore the victim?  The ending of the stage version playing out differently to the film pushes you into asking these questions further.  If only Dan hadn’t said yes………..if only Dan hadn’t stayed………if only Dan hadn’t gone back……..if only………..Today’s audience is not of the same mind set as the 1980’s audience so it truly provoked some interesting conversations that I nosed in on during the walk back to the car.

 


Farnworth
didn’t stop through the entire show.  I lost count of the amount of times he took his clothes off and then put them on again!  He was pretty much on stage the whole show and as well as maintaining his characters mounting pressure, he was also given the task of breaking out of it to narrate directly to the audience before jumping back into dialogue.  This didn’t stop him from keeping fully focused and engaged with Marsh, or Susie Amy (Footballers Wives, Hollyoaks, Echo Beach, Wright Stuff) as his wife Beth, John Macaulay (Waterloo Road, M.I High, Comedy Of Errors) as best friend Jimmy, or Anita Booth (Intergalactic, Vanity Fair, Mamma Mia) as his mother in law Joan.

 


Interestingly, the play received more laughs than I had anticipated.  I think it is such a well known, almost cult film, that certain bits which appeared full of suspense and scary in the film, were rejoiced and longed for in the play, so when delivered or even just referenced – it was a warm chuckle of familiarity that came forth, not the nail biting tension it possibly intended.  The most obvious of these was the first time a bunny rabbit was even mentioned.  Everyone sniggered!  And by the time we met the poor bunny in the second half, it was like an in joke that everyone wanted to happen!  Poor Casey.

 


Fatal Attraction
gave us an enjoyable night at the theatre.  The passionate sex scenes from the film weren’t so over the top they made you cringe, the tension and terror climaxed in the second half giving it more urgency, and ultimately – the oddly twisted audience all got to see the one thing they demanded of this story – a bunny being boiled!

(*no bunnies were harmed in the making of this play – it’s a puppet!!*)  

WE SCORE FATAL ATTRACTION - 7/10

 

Private Lives

Private Lives - The Lowry, Salford - Wednesday 16th February 2022

Patricia Hodge, Nigel Havers, Noel Coward and The Lowry – what could possibly go wrong with this combination?  The answer is absolutely nothing!  What a joyous, relaxed, utterly fabulous evening.

I had been looking forward to seeing Private Lives for quite a while, and it was definitely worth the wait.  We walked into a theatre displaying a visible set – the serene exterior of a hotel complete with lush balconies.  The first act takes place entirely on this set, but the attention to complimenting details given from all theatrical elements made sure that the confines of a whole act taking place on two balconies did not limit the play in anyway.  I’d say quite the opposite.  The actors exploded onto the stage with their feisty, lightening lexicon, delivered with such precise effect I was desperately trying to remember every line.  Cowards brilliantly witty and devilish script was able to breathe in all it’s glory.  Every element came together just so, to honour Noel Coward’s work in all its shining glory.  Even the staging drew me in.  The combination of the balcony set, the seductive lighting of a summers day, to sunset, to moonlight, the gentle sounds of waves lapping the shore of the imagined beach just beyond our view, the soft squark of the seagulls, the romantic music to coincide with the moonlight – I found myself sighing thinking “God I need a holiday!”  Its very rare that I want to wish myself inside the staging, but I was there!  Cocktail in one hand, book in the other, pausing to listen to the hilarious and riotous banter of Mandy and Elyot as they turned arguing into a perfectly choreographed art form.

 


Private Lives
has a cast of five.  British acting royalty Patricia Hodge and Nigel Havers play the divorced feuding forces of nature Mandy and Elyot, Dugald Bruce-Lockhart plays the conventional, old fashioned Englishman Victor – Mandys new husband (though I wish it was the other way round because Dugald Bruce-Lockhart is such a fabulous name).  Natalie Walter plays Elyot’s needy and insecure wife Sibyl, whose favourite past time is to verbally pummel Elyot’s ex wife Mandy and make sure she herself soars where Mandy did not.  Come on, we’ve all been there, digging for info on the ex to see how much better we are in comparison!  Aicha Kossoko plays the French maid, with brilliant timing and the resigned edge of someone who has seen it all before.

The basic plot of the play is quickly established.  Elyot is on honeymoon in France with his new wife Sibyl, who he is clearly bored of already for she has no umpf and is no match for his insults or putdowns (the audience reaction to Elyot’s acid tongue is hilarious by the way!)  He is looking for an opponent to give him the WWF version of language, someone he can rough and tumble with one minute, then chit chat with and romance the next, and Sibyl is not it.  As they both storm off the balcony, Mandy and Victor storm out onto the one next door and duplicate the scenario we have just seen.  Mandy loves to tease, is confident, self-assured, flippant and sassy – everything Sibyl is not, and everything that Victor is attracted to yet equally thinks a woman shouldn’t be.  It quickly becomes clear who everyone is and that we are going to see Mandy and Elyot reunite, leaving Sibyl and Victor free to pair up as a much more suitable couple.  In a nutshell, that is the plot – a romance about unromantic and utterly unsuitable couples who reform to create perfectly imperfect couples, but it doesn’t need any more than that because it is the fantastically, fascinating, flippant and feisty use of language that makes a Noel Coward play, and this is delivered to perfection.

 


“I don’t have the heart of a silly girl, I’m jagged with sophistication.” (Mandy)

“I can’t love you more than I do now,”         
“Damn!  I was hoping for a honeymoon with progression!”
(Victor and Mandy)

“I want to chop your head off with a meat cleaver!” (Elyot’s response to his wife on honeymoon when she asks him if he loves her)

I’m paraphrasing, not quoting as the one liners are so plentiful my head is fizzing with snippets of them, and they are all so brilliant.  I was also completely in love with Coward’s juxtaposition of witty yet venomous words of abuse married alongside the terribly old fashioned British societal ‘toffness’.  On the one hand vicious insults are flying left, right and centre from Elyot, whilst on the other Victors idea of an insult is calling someone a cad or referring to fighting as fisticuffs.  It’s another brilliant use of language.  Coward was truly a master.  

 


The second act sees a change of scene as Mandy and Elyot have run off together and locked themselves away from the world in her Parisian apartment.  This is when we truly see the couple at their best and how their whispered sweet nothings quickly turn into wrecking balls, so much so that they have to invent a code word which will stop the argument dead for a five minute time out until they have calmed down (although Elyot brings this down to two minutes with an option to renegotiate!)  They are the couple who love to hate, who live to fight, who battle for fun and it is hilarious because the source of their arguments are always so ridiculously pointless.  They know each other inside out, know which buttons to press and like heat seeking missiles, they strike with explosive results.  We see a brilliant dance piece between Hodge and Havers, are treated to some lulling and beautiful singing from Hodge and some gorgeous piano playing from Havers (at least it’s supposed to be him – I may have been hoodwinked, but who cares if I have).  We are made to wait in pure silence as the code word “Sollocks!” is shouted and Mandy and Elyot have their two-minute time out.  The silence is filled with such energy and anticipation you could be forgiven to realise that you are actually holding your breath!  Of course it is not long before the war of words is so huge that it cannot be contained by words alone, and so not only does it burst out of their mouths, it bursts out of their bodies into the physical, a literal slapstick fight that sees slaps, punches, records smashed over heads, and pillows whacked across the back of a head which of course is when Victor and Sibyl make their entrance as a newly formed couple determined to divorce their respective partners so they can be together, but instead find themselves taking sides in their aforementioned fight and defending their spouse.  This leads to a hilarious fight between Victor and Sibyl, where Mandy and Elyot are still the stars of the scene, for their silent reactions to this fight are simple genius.  As their heads go back and forth with fantastic expressions on their faces, you are left with the impression of how arguing can be a game of tennis.  But like tennis, you have amateurs and world class players.  The style of arguments from both couples make it clear which category they both fall into and why things have worked out the way they have.

Private Lives played to a packed out theatre – no surprise with such huge names attached to it – and it was a privilege to watch the acting masterclass of Hodge and Havers.  Perfect comic timing, pauses, silences, facial expressions, reactions, and most importantly a clear love and respect for the devilishly delightful masterpiece that is Noel Coward’s Private Lives.  I’m sure you won’t come across a bad review of this production, but if you do I would simply advice you shout “Sollocks!” and let those critics go and take a time out to give their head a wobble!

WE SCORE PRIVATE LIVES - 10/10

Blood Brothers

Blood Brothers - Palace Theatre, Manchester - Tuesday 15th February 2022

“Did you ever hear the story of the Johnstone twins?”

When I was young, I saw “Tell me it’s not true” performed at the Royal Variety on television.  This was my first taste of the Johnstone twins story and as well as blubbing uncontrollably, I was also instantly hooked by the trumpet accompaniment, as I was learning the instrument at the time.  So of course, my next brass lesson, I fancied myself as a bit of an expert and was all over that melody, convinced I was ready to step in should their trumpet player fall ill.  Of course, it probably sounded more like a fog horn / strangled cat duet but a little thing like reality wasn’t going to deter me.  Fast forward nine or so years and I got the chance to play it correctly whilst at university in a musicals revue.  My inner mini me was beaming.  In more recent years, I have guided many a GCSE drama student through the play, and only two days ago I was tutoring a student for a graded exam with his chosen piece from Blood Brothers“Our Sammy.”  Why am I telling you all this?  I did forget my point halfway through my trip down memory lane to be honest (it’s been that kind of day) but basically it’s to show just how big the appeal of this show is, from young children, to teenagers, to adults and beyond.  I’ve loved this show at every age – possibly because every stage of life is represented in the show.  Its humourous to heart wrenching storyline, unbelievably catchy songs, solid Northern humour, and it’s unique approach of storytelling, all blend into a brilliantly bittersweet bloomin’ great show.

 


Blood Brothers
is one of the most successful musicals of its time, consistently pulling in audiences whether they’re seeing the show for the tenth time or being wowed for the first time.  It is a show with humanity at its very core, exploring class division, love, life, friendship, family, and how fragile it can all be.  Just one lie can shatter all that you hold dear.  Set in 1960’s Liverpool, twin brothers Mickey and Eddie are separated at birth, one brought up with wealth, the other without.  Through chance, or fate, they meet as children and become the best of friends, sealing their bond with blood.  Little do they know it is shared blood that runs through their veins.  As they grow older they lose touch, but fate intervenes and once again they are drawn together as adults and as blood brothers.  They have no idea that their past will determine their future and end in tragedy.

 


The show opens with a pure drama.  The stage is flood lit in symbolic red to the slowly building echo of “Tell me It’s not true.”  Characters solemnly make their way on stage to ‘begin at the end’, giving us a glimpse of what is to become of our blood brothers Mickey and Eddie. Mrs. Johnstone and the Narrator guide us through the opening of the show, setting the scene of her circumstances and edging ever closer to the moment that seven-year-old Mickey bursts onto the stage playing Cowboys and Indians, with the fizzing imagination, energy and pure innocence of youth. 

 


Mickey was played by understudy Josh Capper (Hound Of The Baskervilles, Dreamboats and Petticoats, High School Musical).  He was incredible!  Capper transformed the character of Mickey at every stage of his life, from a seven-year-old (even though he’s nearly eight!) to a twenty-something year old.  He was funny, loveable, innocent and charming as a child, cheeky, witty and playful as a teenager, and heartbreakingly, beaten and broken as an adult - a victim of class, circumstance and desperation.  

 


Eddie was portrayed by Joel Benedict (previous Blood Brothers tour, Spamalot, Hearts) and juxtaposed Mickey to perfection. Again, he endeared us to his character as we watched him grow up and discover fun and freedom through his friendship with Mickey.  Benedict made you love Eddie just as much as Mickey through his ability to see beyond class and see the person, unlike his mum and dad.  Finishing off the tragic trio was Carly Burns (Tommy, Cinderella) as Linda.  She was a beautiful blend of silly to sassy as she grew up and supported Capper and Benedict in their roles with respect yet she was never over shadowed.

Niki Evans (X Factor, Kinky Boots, previous Blood Brothers production, Legally Blonde) was outstanding as Mrs. Johnstone.  It became clear at the interval that I was sat amongst many die-hard Blood Brothers fans and their statement was “Best Mrs. Johnstone ever!”  Her emotional range was never ending and she didn’t half take us on a roller coaster of a journey, leaving virtually everyone gulping for air through their sobs as she started off the finale. Incredible.

 


Robbie Scotcher
(Mamma Mia, Chess, Guys and Dolls) was the Narrator, a tricky part that does exactly what is says on the tin, but it is so much more.  Some audience members didn’t seem to know how to take this part and giggled as he seemingly randomly appeared on stage at any given moment, but I didn’t see it as random at all.  He was always there because he was holding up a mirror to Mrs. Johnstone and Mrs. Lyons, ensuring they could never escape their own conscience, their own guilt, and though they may hide their secret from the world, the Narrator reminded them and us that they could never hide it from themselves.  He was both a welcome and intimidating presence.

Blood Brothers will bleed you dry of every imaginable emotion.  There are moments of pure simple honesty, such as Mickey hiding under his oversized and over stretched sweater vest, crying at the cruelty of his older brother humiliating him infront of their friends.  There are blasts of hilarity with the unexpected but spot on one liners delivered as only kids can.  There are some of the most intricate human songs you will ever hear, moments you can hear a pin drop, finished off with shocks, tears, laughter and nostalgia.  It reaches out and touches you because it’s writer, Willy Russell, is a genius.

 


Blood Brothers
is a British institution and its no shock that the theatre was utterly packed.  Tonight's performance was loved and appreciated so much that the cast were only able to leave the stage after about ten curtain calls to a full house of standing ovations from the audience.  I feel wrung out, but more appreciative of my lot in life, because if I’ve learnt anything tonight it’s that split decisions can change your life beyond recognition. We should never take anything for granted because any one of us could find ourselves, by chance, fate, or circumstance, as tomorrows cautionary tale.   

“Did you ever hear the story of the Johnstone twins?”

Whether the answer to that is yes or no, you should definitely go and hear it regardless because it is one story that certainly won’t become tomorrow's chip paper!

WE SCORE BLOOD BROTHERS - 10/10

Looking Good Dead

Looking Good Dead at The Lowry, Salford - Tuesday 18th January 2022

How have I never read this book?  How have I never read any of the Detective Roy Grace books?  And how have I never seen the television series Grace, based around these books?  As a book worm I have no answer other than a baffled “fhwrofhcnfpfifwnc?”  A quick pit stop on Amazon before writing this review has ensured my book shelf will soon be equipped to put this right and a quick google search to find Grace was shown on ITV means I can hopefully find it on the hub for a binge watch tomorrow night.  I apologise Mr. Peter James that it has taken me so long to sort this out.

Looking Good Dead is a thrilling, fascinating flicker into the lives of ordinary people thrust into extraordinary situations.  It juxtaposes simple questions, twisting them into warped realities such as “Can a good dead go unpunished?”  It is clever, funny, moving, dangerous and nail biting.  Walking into the theatre, you are lulled into a sense of false security by the homely set visible on stage, and the mindfully relaxing echo of waves gently lapping the shore.  Sat waiting for the show to start with a warm cuppa, my body started relaxing from the awful roadworks outside, cocooning me in the belief that Brighton beach really was just outside instead of Salford’s entire population of traffic cones!

 


But the theatre was suddenly plunged into darkness, the peaceful water transcended into something altogether more sinister and my body instinctively alert made me straighten up and pay attention.  A girl.  She is alone.  It doesn’t look safe.  She is in some kind of warehouse, empty apart from the murky looking chains hanging from the walls and you know, just know that this girl isn’t the first and certainly isn’t going to be the last to end up in this place – whatever this place may be.

The scene ends abruptly and through the amazing set design of Michael Holt and clever lighting from Jason Taylor, we are immediately placed in the flashy home of Tom and Kellie Bryce without the need for any time consuming scene changes.  Their combined approach works wonders to sustain the energy and fast pace of the play, creating three clear scenes between the Bryce house, the warehouse and the police station.  The inclusion of atmospheric sound created by Max Pappenheim ensures that anticipation and fear are played to maximum effect.

Through Tom and Kellie’s opening conversation we quickly learn that she has a problem with both alcohol and spending money she doesn’t have, and that she tries to avoid both problems through cleaning and nagging her teenage son Max.  We learn that Tom’s business is in real trouble and he is in debt to the grand sum of £150’000, and we learn that the only way Max can cope with his parent’s constant bickering is to bury his head in his Ipad and wear noise cancelling headphones.  It is a typical scene in many a house, and as Tom comes home complaining about the man on the train who clearly thought he was so important that everyone else on the train should hear his telephone conversation too, we can all relate and know exactly the kind of person he is talking about!  But this typical day is about to spiral from mundane to murder.  Tom explains that the talking train man left his USB memory stick behind.  Tom’s made what appears to be a simple decision - to bring it home and see if he can locate its owner by looking what is on it.  He could have handed it in to lost property.  He could have left it on the train.  He could have let someone else deal with it, but he didn’t.  He chose to show kindness by going the extra mile to reunite the USB with its owner.  In doing so, he unwittingly chose to put his entire family’s lives in grave danger, for what Tom found on that USB stick will alter the course of their lives…………what may be left of their lives that is.

 


Adam Woodyatt
(Ian Beale in Eastenders) plays Tom Bryce and is perfect as a stressed out, agitated, family and business man.  After playing one character on television for so long, it is absolutely to his acting credit that Ian Beale doesn’t even cross your mind when watching him.  He is Tom Bryce.  End of.  Gaynor Faye (Corra, Emmerdale, Fat Friends) plays Kellie Bryce and again doesn’t show the hint of any soap ghosts clinging onto the role.  Together they create a brilliant and natural relationship onstage.  Infact it was so natural, I remember thinking during one of their arguments that it couldn’t be scripted and that they must be just improvising on the spot because it was just so real and believable.  Luke Ward-Wilkinson (Wild At Heart, Beautiful People, Luther) plays their son Max and brings humour to the play with his instantly recognisable teenage antics.  My friend and I were laughing in the scene where he refused to give his mum a hug before she went out, a scene I had literally just watched my friend play out for real at home with her sons as we left for the theatre!  Harry Long (The Crucible, Blithe Spirit, To Kill A Mocking Bird) is Roy Grace.  As I previously said, I haven’t read the books so had no preconception of this popular character, but I thought Long played the character beautifully as it was clear from his skilful subtle reactions that there was a history with this character that went beyond the story of tonight’s play.  Ian Houghton (War Horse, Yes Prime Minister) was fantastically equal parts suave and psycho, and Leon Stewart (The House On Cold Hill, Nell Gwynn, Endeavour) was wonderfully supportive as Glenn Branson, bringing a dry humour to lighten police talk, including comparing dung beetles dung balls to the meatballs in ikea!  Bella Moy, Mylo McDonald and Natalie Boakye complete this very well put together cast, who provided an incredibly polished performance.  As my friend said, “It felt like I was watching a big budget tv drama”.  It was the rare kind of theatre where it never felt over rehearsed, and even though this has been on tour for quite some time, it felt like they were performing it for the first time.  There’s no need for any fancy way to say this.  It felt real and I believed it.  The only thing on my wish list is for the scenes in the warehouse to be a bit more audible as I found I was sometimes straining to hear these scenes.

 


The second half is bursting with plot twists, questions, jumps and surprises.  It has you guessing literally right to the end, and even when you think you’ve figured it all out, something else is thrown at you to leave you stumped, stunned and startled.  Looking Good Dead has definitely got inside my head and left me wondering about how an ordinary act of kindness can quickly become sinister, for as I left the theatre I was paranoid about the person holding the door open for me and shifty about the woman in the carpark who let me out.  I even found I was untrusting of our neighbourhood cat when I got home, screeching like a human having its neck wrung.  I mean, I know this cat, it’s made this same noise every night for the past year……………..at least I think it’s a cat……….it is…………..right? 

Looking Good Dead is a must see for any crime fiction fan and any theatre fan.  It is a perfectly plotted persuasion that ‘no good deed goes unpunished’.

WE SCORE LOOKING GOOD DEAD - 9/10

 

School of Rock

School Of Rock - Palace Theatre, Manchester - Tuesday 4th January 2022

What a way to rock in the New Year!  School Of Rock recruited a fresh bunch of groupies at their gig last night and I am definitely one of them.  Rock is injected into your veins right from the off with the band No Vacancy hitting the stage and introducing us to Dewey Finn (Alex Tomkins) – the rocker whose head is in the clouds and whose philosophy is to simply riff his life from one day to the next.  His unique style and carefree approach get him kicked out of No Vacancy and through some energetic rhythmic vocals and moves, Dewey invites us into his life, setting the scene for the backbone of the play. 

He is a broke, jobless, bandless, soon to be homeless nobody who has nothing but a dream and a six string in his heart.  He has some questionable habits, such as sniffing and eating his own belly button gunk and hasn’t paid rent on his room in forever.  When his best friends girlfriend gives him the ultimatum of payment or the gutter, he can’t believe his luck when he intercepts a call meant for his friend Schneebly, to work as a supply teacher at the poshest school in town.  Seeing nothing but dollar signs, Dewey accepts and turns up to teach at Horace Green, albeit it an hour late, as Mr. Schneebly.


The mash up of Dewey and children is not an instant hit and it seems they will never make the rock n roll hall of fame, especially as his first attempts to be in charge see him stealing the students food, money and education.  He makes up rock reference names for them, such as Freddie Mercury and ignores their fear and frustrations of a familiar school day structure.  He is not a fan…………until he hears them in a music lesson and discovers their talent.  Music allows him to connect, allows him to understand them and speak their language.  Fuelled by his desire to play at The Battle of The Bands competition, he makes it his mission to turn these kids into the ultimate rock band – into the School Of Rock. 

 


There are a few amps in the road along the way, such as hiding their mission from the rest of the school staff and the parents and keeping up the pretence of actually being a qualified teacher, but nothing that can’t be fixed with quick wit, a beer and Stevie Nicks.  This is rock n roll after all.  But of course, real life has a rhythm of its own and always catches up with you in the end.  When Dewey’s cover is blown at parents evening, chaos ensues and his heart is broken – not for himself as you may imagine, but because he has blown the kids chances of playing at The Battle Of The Bands.  For the first time, we see Dewey’s vulnerability and realise that his passion for music has modulated into a passion for the wellbeing of his students.  There is a wonderfully touching moment as the students turn up to make sure he knows his own worth through a reprise of the beautiful If Only You Would Listen.  Job done, they set off to The Battle Of The Bands…………….and the rest is just rock n roll.

 


School Of Rock
is a fun, light-hearted and insanely talented piece of theatre.  There are brilliant one liners that self-mock the genius who wrote its music Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber.  For instance, when one student auditions for the band by singing Memory from Cats, Dewey screams out that he never wants to hear that song again or to ever see the disaster of its film!  Dewey provides much of the humour and is an instant hit with the audience, particularly the younger members who find him hilarious.  At times, their laughter at Dewey was so contagious, adults ended up laughing at the kids laughing!  And School Of Rock is all about the kids.  I mean, what?!  The kids in the cast seriously have to be witnessed to be believed.  The performance starts with a message from ALW stating that yes, the children in the show do play all their own instruments throughout the show and are indeed playing live.  I would be singing the praises of the musicians if these were seasoned professional adults but lets just stop and take in the fact that these are kids!  Mini rock legends who kill it, slice it, dice it and serve you rock n roll raw, live and loving it! 


I cannot stress enough that these kids make the show.  They ARE the show!  From the moment they appear on stage, the show gained a whole new energy for this was the moment the show truly began with everything previous being their warm up act.  This talent is given its due respect through You’re In The Band where each student receives their moment in the spotlight as they audition for Dewey.  It allows the audience to see for the first time that these kids are not playing at being musicians with a half remembered version of Frere Jacques on the recorder, but they are fully fledged living breathing musicians who leave you gobsmacked and bewildered with awe.  It also highlights their singing and acting abilities for each student character is clearly defined and recognisable in many cases from your own school days.  I can’t even imagine the casting brief that went out for these roles because the kids are all professional musicians, singers, actors, and dancers!  They aren’t a triple threat, they’re a quadruple threat!


If Only You Would Listen
brought a tear to my eye.  Firstly, the harmonies created by the children were heavenly, but the lyrics (provided by Glenn Slater) genuinely touched me.  I’m always a sucker for anything to do with kids as I work with them in the arts and in wellbeing, and this song perfectly encapsulated both.  Far too often as adults we speak FOR children and do not listen to what they are trying to tell us.  We think we know best and so from a place of love we try to protect them from the worst of the world whilst giving them opportunities for the best of the world, without ever stopping to truly listen to what the child wants.  Just because they are young does not mean they don’t have their own valid thoughts, feelings and opinions and this song portrays this message perfectly.

 


Stick It To The Man
was an audience favourite and at the interval, where ever you turned, someone was humming it, as I also found myself doing so on the way home.  Yep – and now I’ve just mentioned it, it’s going round my head again!  It is a brilliant blend of rebellion, rock n roll and rousing rhythms that pulsate in your mind again and again.

 


The second half brought us the most magical moment with the student character Tomika (Souparnika Nair) singing Amazing Grace a cappella.  You could have heard a pin drop as her stunning voice echoed through the theatre and through my heart.  Nair is a star who I now have to list as one of my all-time favourite singers.  She led the reprise of If Only You Would Listen and had me blubbing like a baby all over again.  Simply stunning.   

 

All of this led to the shows climatic finale – The Battle Of The Bands – a mini rock concert where we were encouraged to take photos, film, rock, jump up and generally treat it as a fully fledged concert, which is exactly what it was.  If you had been left in any doubt as to the talent of these children as singers and musicians, then they wiped the floor with those thoughts in this concert!  It was incredible!  A nice touch was for the actors playing their parents to come and join us in the audience as if they were watching the concert too.  You felt like you were truly jamming with the band and the lighting and smoke effects enhanced everything to the next level.

 


We were treated to the understudy playing Dewey (Alex Tomkins  - Cinderella, School Of Rock) and he was brilliant!  He was adored by the children in the audience and onstage alike and had a true connection with them, for he was able to be a big kid at heart himself.  From his icky quirks, to his comedic delivery, brilliant vocals and Duracell bunny type energy, he delivered (in my opinion) above and beyond what Jack Black did in the 2003 film original.  Matthew Rowland (Waitress, Joseph, Cats, Matilda) as Ned Schneebly was a brilliant comedic chameleon, from the big kid best friend to Dewey, to the down trodden boyfriend, to the rocker, he was able to switch his personality traits back and forth with the ease of a slick guitar glissando. 

 


Rebecca Lock (Curtains, Heathers, Mary Poppins) was a masterclass in singing.  Her vocals were incredible and she played the Headmistress Ms. Mullins with a wonderful stick up her posterior that we saw fall out (metaphorically of course) as she relaxed and remembered her love for rock n roll and that even though she was an authority figure, she too could Stick It To The Man.  Nadia Violet Johnson (Nice Work If You Can Get It, The Wild Party, Jerry Springer The Opera) played the back breaking girlfriend of Ned’s, Patty.  She was high energy, believable to the point she got booed (tongue in cheek style) and was a brilliant presence whenever she was on stage, demanding your attention.

 

The whole ensemble of children and other adults were brilliantly cast, and it’s no wonder why every single one of them made ‘the band’.  This is a true team and a joy to witness the fun and friendship created by theatre.  I am sure this tour of School Of Rock will go Triple Platinum and one thing is sure, Manchester pledges its allegiance to the band because these kids rock!

WE SCORE SCHOOL OF ROCK - 10/10!!!

Aladdin - Opera House, Manchester - Tuesday 14th December 2021

And just like that, Christmas is officially here!  I can’t tell you how much I’ve missed this!  I’ve been bringing approximately 200 students to Manchester’s Opera House every year for the past ten years (apart from last year when the evil pantomime villain covid ruined that!  Boo!  Hiss!!)  But it is back bigger and better than ever and I can’t stop smiling!  What a night!  Thank you, Aladdin!  Thank you, Opera House!  Panto perfection!     

 


The show quite literally starts with a bang as Alexandra Burke magically arises onto the stage in a glittering red costume as Scherezade, the protector of the ring.  She immediately treats us to her belting vocals and ignites the electric concert and party vibe we have all been building up to before the show even began thanks to the sensationally shimmering stage screen, the smoke, the lasers and the dance music.  Burke’s solo leads straight into a showbiz number from Aladdin played by Matthew Croke that could easily be found on any Disney World theme park stage.  It is pure magic, with melodies, costumes, dancers and fairy dust to make every part of your inner child explode with anticipation.  This melts into Ceri Dupree’s introduction as Widow Twankey, who is the most faaaaaabbbbbulouusss (you’ll be at one with that reference when you’ve seen the show) drag dame diva.  As she sings “It’s Raining Men” with a head piece of washing and underwear, you’d be forgiven for getting Priscilla Queen Of The Desert vibes.  The opening opulence is rounded off with us welcoming back Manchester’s favourite pantomime superstar Ben Nickless as Wishee Washee, where he launches full force into what could easily be his own stand-up show.  We had only been going about ten minutes and everyone was absolutely hooked.  What an opening!

 


It wasn’t long before the pandemic references and jokes were juggernauted our way in a fresh, funny and incredibly up to date Lockdown Rap performed through a fit of giggles by Wishee Washee.  To ignore the pandemic would simply turn it into the elephant in the room but get it out of the way quickly in a hilarious manner and we can bond and laugh about it, then simply get on with our beloved panto.  Yet again, panto perfection.  Wishee Washee then introduced us to The Trunk Of Doom, where every time he told a lie, he lost an item of clothing.  Whilst the adults lapped up his comic timing, the children were howling with glee and embarrassment as he lied his way down to nothing but a fig leaf!

 


We were also treated to impressive illusion and magic with the Blades Of Death!  As Aladdin is captured by The Supreme Leader Of Mancunia for daring to date her daughter Princess Jasmine, guards force him into a small triangular prison.  The Blades Of Death are released, and just as we think Aladdin is about to be recast due to a close shave, he appears in a completely unexpected place, creating a surprising and exciting moment. 

Alexandra Burke sprinkled us with goosebumps as she sang her famous rendition of Hallelujah.  It was beautiful.  Simply beautiful.  I didn’t know just how much I needed to hear her sing that live until tonight.  I found myself welling up a little bit as the meaning of the song took a hold, and allowed me to feel celebration, mourning and love.

 


When we finally got to meet the Genie, believe me when I say he is a Genie live no other, for this Genie was a Manc!  He only spoke Mancunian (Nice One!  Top one!  Sorted!  Mint!)  and even though he was a blue Genie, I’m sure it was no reference to his Mancunian football loyalties!  Oh yes, and if Disney Vibes, a huge pop star, stand-up comedy, drag divas, pyrotechnics, lasers and Illusions weren’t enough to wake you up and wet your appetite, this Genie was a huge floating puppet!  Incredible!  And I’m still not done!  And yes, I am still only in the first half of the show!  Just before the curtain brings the interval, we are dazzled by Aladdin and Wishee Washee’s escape from the cave on the magic carpet.  As Alexandra Burke sings, Aladdin flies high above us and comes right out over the audience!  The impact is huge, adults and kids alike gape in wonderment and yet again, you can’t help feeling like you’re at Disney!  I can honestly say there is nothing that Aladdin doesn’t have (I mean, there is even a snippet of Tom Chambers recorded singing voice at one point too!  I swear, it is like someone climbed in my head and created my perfect panto!)

 


The interval is always a good time to chat about the cast as well as having a wee and an ice cream, though as Wshee Washee says, not at the same time as that’s just rank!  So let’s start with him –

Ben Nickless (Let Me Entertain You, comedian, 17 years of every pantomime possible) is Wishee Washee.  What an absolute legend!  These pantomimes would not be the same without him and Nickless is arguably the true star of the show.  His energy, presence and comedic timing is endless and effortless, and his impressions!  Wow!  His Alan Carr and Keith Lemon were spot on, and when challenged to do 15 impressions in 60 seconds, he ups the ante himself and performs 20!  His brand of comedy is timeless, tremendous and scores Aladdin ten out of ten on his own.   
 


Alexandra Burke
(Joseph & His Technicolour Dreamcoat, The Bodyguard, Chess, Chicago, winner of The X Factor, sold over five million records in the UK) plays Scherezade and there is no denying that the girl can sing, the girl can dance and the girl has some die hard fans, all of whom were bouncing off the walls with excitement at hearing a mix of her big hits and original tunes for the show.  She is so at ease with a live audience and not afraid to interact, laugh and be silly.  It was truly a joy to hear her, and I’m pushing for the next album release please!

 


Ceri Dupree
(Hello Dolly, Hot Stuff, The Wizard Of Oz, Rocky Horror, his own touring shows and television series – Ceri Dupree Unfrocked) is divine as Widow Twankey.  Her costumes were so creative, blingtastic and over the top that she would surely win any season of Drag Race.  I LOVED that we had an eloquent, posh dame, who rolled her R’s, pronounced her T’s and sounded her H’s.  Dupree is clearly an incredibly experienced professional and relished every opportunity to grab a giggle, change a wig and take centre stage where she belongs.

Matthew Croke (Disney’s Aladdin, West Side Story, Wicked, Funny Girl, The Voice) is very much at home as Aladdin.  He bounds onto the stage from the off, with the charisma, charm, and talent worthy of any West End role, which is probably why he has already played many of them.  

John McLarnon (My Left Right Foot, Sunshine On Leith, The Commitments, We Will Rock You, Matilda – Netflix) is gloriously evil as Abanazar and a wonderful villain we all love to hate.  He encourages the audience in their role to boo him, is powerful and commanding when on stage, yet switches with ease to slick comic timing in his sketch with Wishee and Twankey about long and short sleeved shirts.  He makes slips ups which are more than likely planned, yet rehearsed to seem convincing and side splitting – oh yes he schertainly does!   

 


Nicola Sanderson
(Romeo & Juliet, Tis’ Pity She’s A Whore, Coronation Street, Law & Order UK) is evil and witty as The Supreme Leader Of Mancunia, with her own brand of language and accent a firm favourite.  Rumi Sutton (Spring Awakening, Hamlet Sweeny Todd whilst training -Grad 2021 and Heathers professionally) is engaging as Princess Jasmine and certainly (or schertainly!) knows how to swing a sword, creating a pretty epic scene with a huge snake that fills the stage!

The second act opens with Twankey getting her groove on in the washroom to ‘Bang Bang’ as the auditorium is filled with bubbles and gasps of delights from audience members young and old.  There is a brilliant dance off scene between Nickless and Burke that combines both of their comedy and dance skills to the great amusement of a raptured audience.  We get to reminisce snippets of Burke’s Strictly Come Dancing routines, and join in (or give that happy groan of recognition) to the more popular Tik Tok dances.  If you’re a bit more old school, never fear because the birdie dance is also here, as it Gangnam, flossing and a back breaking (literally) finale of THE dirty dancing lift, where Burke changes her mind last minute about catching Nickless and he leaps off the stage into the orchestra pit! 

 


We have a Nickless panto favourite of telling a story through DVD titles, which provides hilarious tongue and cheek innuendo for the adults ad the kids just get excited about recognising film titles, bless their innocence.  Burke then treats us with another of her hits ‘Bad Boys’, and we have yet again seamlessly switched from comedy to concert.  The last big sketch to finish off any Opera House pantomime is always special and this years tops them all!  It is that barmy favourite, “If I were not a…….something else I’d rather be”.  The rapport, trust and hilarity between Nickless, Croke, Dupree and Sanderson for this set piece is something else.  Water pistols, truncheons, frying pans, boxing gloves and goodness knows what else are timed to within an inch of their life, with Nickless taking the brunt end of all the physical comedy, which sees him punched, smacked, poked and whacked with very realistic effect to the point you wonder if you should be calling 999.  We all had tears rolling down our faces and you could just feel the utter joy and love in the theatre.  I absolutely loved everything about tonight and would genuinely go and watch this again in a heartbeat.  It gave me my happy theatre feeling and there is not a single thing I would change.  Aladdin is genie-us!  Panto perfection!    


WE SCORE ALADDIN - 10/10!!!

 

The Book of Mormon

The Book Of Mormon - Palace Theatre, Manchester - Thursday 9th December 2021

If I ever doubted where I would end up when my time comes, I think tonight’s show fire bolted me below to meet my toasty warm maker under an archway of pitch forks.  Why?  Because I didn’t stop laughing at Book Of Mormon’s outrageous humour and unpolitical correctness.  This is not a show for the woke generation unless they are able to grasp the fact that Book Of Mormon ridicules everything and everyone without discrimination.  Every religion, race, ability, illness and sexuality is mocked, poked fun at and shredded with the kind of humour that makes you laugh but then ask the question, “Should I really be laughing at that?” Yet two seconds later, you are laughing at it again! 

 


So how do you describe Book Of Mormon to someone who has not seen it?  Well, it follows the story of two newly qualified Latter-day Saints missionaries as they travel to Uganda to preach their faith and convert the villagers.  Sounds a little heavy right?  I promise you it isn’t!  For one of these Mormons is an egocentric and pretty ticked off he didn’t get a mission to Orlando Florida, whilst the other just wants to be his best friend and be accepted at any cost – even if that means he has to tell a few lies and throw the starship enterprise or a few Avengers into the story of the Latter-Day Saints.  Sprinkle campness over the other Mormons, add in a drug lord tribal leader in Uganda and a village who have the strangest beliefs on how to cure their current AIDS pandemic (I don’t think I can type what they are here, but they involve babies and frogs!), the devil getting jiggy with Hitler, and a parody of a play within a play as the Ugandans present the Book Of Mormon to visiting dignitaries through high kicks and jazz hands, it becomes clear that this production is anything BUT heavy.  It is risqué, controversial, potentially offensive and I’m not sure what all that says about me, but I loved it!     

 


Book Of Mormon
is written by Trey Parker and Matt Stone, who co-created South Park (now do you get an understanding of the level of humour in this musical?!), with music by Robert Lopez (Avenue Q , Frozen).  All three have produced a clever, witty, strong musical that despite its dark humour, does have a message running through it that no matter what your beliefs, we are all people and we need to be more accepting of that.  We don’t all need to believe in the same thing to get along and we can actually learn a lot by accepting why different people believe in different things.  After all, a privileged white Mormon from Utah is always going to have a different outlook on life from an African gang leader in Uganda but that doesn’t mean there has to be hate.  Parker, Stone and Lopez use a tried and tested musical theatre format to maximum effect.  It opens with the big rousing number, has the ‘hero’s journey desire’ song, the classic love song, the eleven o’ clock number and the big finish.  There were even parodies and jibes in there from other musicals, such as The Lion King, Wicked and a hint of Uncle Toms Cabin from The King and I.  The overall impact is huge and leaves you feeling full of endorphins and glitter!      

 


The true humour of this musical for me lies in its characterisation and choreography for it displays the cream of cheesiness at atomic levels.  It is genius!  Let’s talk about pressure from the church to deny your sexuality, or that you grew up in an abusive household, but let’s do it juxtaposed against a song and dance routine that the purest of pure Disney Mouseketeers would be jealous of.  It is a smorgasbord of fromage fondue and makes it point whilst leaving you howling.  Very effective.

There are witty lines, jokes and running themes right from Jesus’ game show voice at the beginning, to the O.M Gosh, to Elder Cunningham constantly changing the name of his Ugandan sweetheart Nabulungi from Bon Jovi, to Neutrogena, to Nutella, to Nicki Minaj!  For those who haven’t seen the show before, this is a standing joke in each production and audience members eagerly await to see what the name changes will be as they are often not the same twice!  

The musical numbers are fantastic and this hard-working cast create memorable moments in literally every song.  “Hasa Diga Eebowai” has you joining in the catchy African rhythm – and then you learn what it means and pause for a second to check if everyone else was dancing along too!  “Turn It Off” makes great use of blackouts for maximum showbiz effect.  “Man Up” feeds every 1980’s rock ballad lovers appetite, and every Stars Wars, Star Trek and Lord Of The Rings fans appetites too come to that, with appearances by some Hobbits, a Trekker, Darth Vader and Yoda himself!  “Spooky Mormon Hell Dream” is…….erm……well lets just say Hitler gets his jollies from the devil and OJ Simpsons Lawyer parties with skeletons clutching glazed donuts.  “I Believe” is hilarious as poor innocent Elder Price takes the Warlords hand and waves arms with him in time to the music.  He doesn’t stay innocent for long though when he is shown a really good place to keep his Mormon book!  

 


This cast, without exception, is fantastic.  Robert Colvin (Legally Blonde, Dirty Dancing, Grease) is utterly charming as the loveable but egocentric Elder Price.  Just like Andrew Reynolds in the original role, even though his character is somewhat selfish, you can’t help but love him.  He plays the adorable factor to perfection and his facial expressions and quick timing of all things showbiz make him born to play this role.  He also has the buttery vocals to melt anyone’s judgemental soul.

Connor Peirson (Book Of Mormon Broadway, Little Shop Of Horrors) rocks as Elder Cunningham.  He is as witty, natural, quirky and as downright brilliant as his original role maker Josh Gad.  He knows how to truly use his voice, not only to belt out some cracking songs, but for the best comic effect, and his energy is infectious.

Aviva Tulley (Brit School Graduate, Once On This Island) plays Nabulungi and is equally fierce, sweet, innocent and a leader.  She has a beautiful voice and is able to make you laugh and cry within one song.  She is very skilled in her craft.

 


And the award to the actor playing the most roles in a musical goes to……Jordan Lee Davies (Chicago, Sweet Charity, Joseph, Bat Out Of Hell).  Davies was outstanding in Book Of Mormon, playing Elder McKinley, Moroni, a devilish man whore, and multiple other parts, each with it’s own unique flare.  He quickly became an audience favourite every time he came on stage, and no wonder because he is incredibly talented.  Again, he played every part so that you just liked him and warmed to his charm.  His singing was fabulous and he led many a number throughout the entire show.

This is a large cast and there is not a weak link amongst them.  They all sing, dance, act, tap dance, shimmy and ring doorbells non stop from start to finish, and they all truly appear to be having so much fun, which is so relaxing for an audience and allows you to have fun with them.  There are a couple of edgier moments in the show, including when a villager is shot through the head.  I have seen this show before, but usually in seats quite far back so had never been close enough to actually see this up close and personal.  It stopped me in my tracks for a moment.  The effects were fantastically realistic – so realistic I was a little worried for a split second.  I don’t know how they did it but it really looked like a bullet had gone through his head as bits of it were blown off.  Quite grim really but intriguing at the same time.

 


I was clearly not the only one in tonight who had seen this show before as the audience were sometimes laughing before a joke had landed, and at one point, one lady even started shouting out advice to one of the characters – a bit of a cringe moment but I’m guessing she was a few bottles of wine in by that point.  Book Of Mormon is obviously building up a cult following and with so many catchy tunes, one liners, and “in jokes”, it’s easy to see why.  It may not be everybody’s cup of tea as it does sail close to the proverbial line on many occasions…..ok on almost every occasion - and the language is not exactly family friendly but it is also this recipe that is able to draw in those who would not be seen dead anywhere near a jazz hand under any other circumstances.  So when I do eventually meet my maker, they may be wearing red, but if Spooky Mormon Hell Dream is correct then they have a Starbucks down there, and sparkly top hats and jazz hands!  I mean, was I ever going to end up anywhere else?!


WE SCORE THE BOOK OF MORMON - 10/10    
 

 

The Wiz

The Wiz - Hope Mill Theatre, Manchester - Saturday 4th December 2021

On a worse than typical rainy Saturday afternoon in Manchester, outside the rain was flooding the roads.  Inside the Hope Mill Theatre, the talent was flooding my heart and soul.  What a show!  I mean seriously, what a show!  Sorry, but like New York New York, it was so good I had to say it twice!

The Wiz is an African-American inspired retelling of L. Frank Baum’s The Wonderful Wizard Of Oz.  Hope Mill’s version is an updated funky version of the original Wiz, modernised to include funk, hip hop, reggae, street, afro-Brazillian and voguing but to name a few.  Many may have seen the 1978 film version starring Michael Jackson and Diana Ross (myself included) but dare I say this production makes it pale in comparison.  It’s not that the story has changed, just the context and it is so fresh that you’d be forgiven for thinking this was a brand new musical.


It starts with a bland grey, black and white set, with nothing but a clothes maiden, a small model of the apartment block Dorothy lives in and a monitor showing Black Lives Matter protests and footage, including Marcus Rashford’s mural (football alliances aside – though I am a proud red – what an incredible young man).  Dorothy tries to explain to her Aunt Em that she is restless, struggling with the world she finds herself trapped in and hungers for more.  Aunt Em sings to Dorothy that she is not alone and that she understands her struggle.  I actually think this is a clever opening because it helps solidify that this is not the coming of age / needing more from life on an individual level / figuring out who you are story of The Wizard Of Oz’s Dorothy, but a story about Dorothy trying to make sense of the world she finds herself in, not make sense of herself.  Aunt Em’s song seemed to be paying homage to the injustices and struggles of previous generations and reassuring her she understood.  That was my interpretation anyway and I liked it.

Then the famous tornado hit and it literally blew me away (well metaphorically anyway).  Dancers metamorphosised into the twister, using their bodies to swirl, curl, twist and dissect anything in their path.  There were flips, one handed freezes, splits, box jumps – everything was thrown at it and I quickly realised that this was the start of what would prove to be one of the best choreographed shows ever.  Coupled with the dancing were lighting effects that echoed the movement and filled every wall in the place, sucking you into the eye of the storm.  Before you knew it, the black walls and backdrop to the stage were being stripped bare to reveal neon, festival feel graffiti in its place and a blaze of colourful lights and quirky costumes replaced the blandness.  Dorothy had arrived in Oz.  


This entire cast did not stop for breath, so much so that I have no idea how the ensemble cast not only managed their numerous quick changes but re-entered the stage as completely new and rounded characters each time!  They were munchkins, monkey gangs members, voguing citizens of the Emerald City, brow beat employees of Evillene – the list goes on.  It seems unfair to simply name them the ensemble because they worked just as hard as the main cast of four and the other named roles.

Cherelle Williams (The Lion King, Motown The Musical) is a beautiful Dorothy.  She is engaging, likeable, powerful and infectious.  She plays the part with ease, never seems out of breath whilst busting her moves and belting out some tunes simultaneously and leads the production with grace, modesty and brilliance.

When Dorothy meets the scarecrow, played by Tarik Frimpong (Mary Poppins Returns, Aladdin Live!, Aladdin West End, Bring it On) I was enthralled.  Frimpong seems to do the impossible with his body and bends in ways that baffle me.  I swear his legs are elastic for not only have I never seen a kick that high or flexible, but to quote Chandler from Friends, “His legs flail about as if independent of his body!”  If you happen to have any ridiculous doubt about coming to watch this incredible show, I would say you need to watch it for Frimpong’s dancing alone.  If he ever did a solo dance show – I’d be there!  And if he wasn’t enough, Llewellyn Graham (debut professional performance – what?!  How has he not been snapped up before now?!) then joins the gang as The Tin Man.  Again, he is beyond belief with his dance skills and his isolations and charm will have you hooked.  Completing the famous four is Jonathan Andre (The Lion King, DisneyLand Paris show cast member, Undreamed Shores).  He is quick, funny, and edgy, playing The Lion akin to Captain Jack Sparrow or Mick Jagger.  These four complement each other on stage, and more than that, they are so respectful of each other.  Not one of them tries to steal limelight or focus, and their strength and impact lies in this united approach.


As a production, it is the perfect venue too.  The intimacy of the venue really allows you to be a part of the flow, so much so that the performers engage with you, and always catch you by surprise by entering the stage from just about every entrance possible.  This is exciting as they extend their stage by doing so, inviting you in, involving you. 

The creative team were carefully chosen for this project and I MUST applaud this decision because it is evident that these early choices of forming a core Black or Global Majority cast and creative has been the exact fusion needed to produce a statement of blended influences that is open and accessible to all.  It was new, it was old, it was current it was retro and I have to say, I felt so much cooler just by being there!  Director Matthew Xia has somehow managed to breathe new life into a story that is known from ages 3 – 103!  Like I said earlier, it’s not that he has tried to change the story (and that in itself is a classy move), he has just given it a current context in which we can celebrate the richness of Black joy.  

 

 

Leah Hill is the phenomenal choreographer for The Wiz.  How she managed to blend so many dance styles into one show without it ever feeling clunky or a forced statement is beyond me.  She has created an entirely new dance fusion I’m sure.  People in years to come will be dancing Hill style.  I absolutely LOVED the dancing.  For me it was the star of the show and it made every performer on stage a star – what a gift to give to people.  Strictly need to sign her up as one of their choreographers for sure – the group numbers would be like no other.  The routines just brought utter joy to the stage and “Everybody Rejoice” literally did what it said on the tin.  I wanted to jump up and join in.

By the time it came to the finale bows I found myself unexpectedly emotional.  I can’t explain why, but it was a powerful feeling.  A standing ovation was inevitable and after a short informative talk from Williams about the worthwhile projects at The Hope Mill Theatre, we were all invited to jump up, join in and dance (well I didn’t need telling twice!)  Everyone at The Hope Mill Theatre joined as one and Eased On Down The Road together. 


WE SCORE THE WIZ - 10/10

 

Gangsta Granny

Gangsta Granny - Opera House, Manchester - Wednesday 24th November 2021

I am usually the one who is bursting with excitement when it comes to the theatre, but I think it is safe to say that my guest for the evening won by a mile tonight!  My eight year old nephew talked non stop in the car, making sure I knew the story, asking if David Walliams would be there, and wondered how would they get The Tower Of London into the Opera House.  We hadn’t even arrived and I was already having the best time, watching him feel so alive at the prospect of a night at the theatre.  This is why live performance is so brilliant.  It feeds our soul, our imaginations, and allows us to come together with families and friends.  Unfortunately the theatre wasn’t at it’s fullest, however, the small but mighty Manchester (or should that be Granchester) audience certainly didn’t disappoint when it came to joining in and letting the cast know just how much we appreciated their hard and brilliant work.

Gangsta Granny may be a book written for children but trust me when I say that doesn’t mean adults can’t enjoy it – you just have to give yourself permission to.  Judging by the reactions, this audience certainly loved it and I would happily recommend Gangsta Granny anyone who wants a good night and a giggle.

 


Gangsta Granny
follows the story of Ben, a lonely child who more often than not gets turfed out of his own home to go and stay with his Granny because his disinterested parents are off to compete in their latest ballroom competition.  The trouble is, Ben hates going to his Granny’s because nothing exciting ever happens and he is fed nothing but cabbage soup, cabbage chocolate – anything with cabbages really.  The TV doesn’t even work at Granny’s and Ben is forced to endure board games that literally leave him bored to tears.  When Granny overhears Ben on the phone begging his parents to come and pick him up, she is understandably upset thinking Ben doesn’t love her.  The next day, after refusing more cabbage based food, Ben goes in search of some biscuits to feed his hunger but finds more than he bargained for.  The biscuit tin is stuffed with jewels instead of hob knobs.  It seems boring cabbage soup Granny is actually The Black Cat - an international jewel thief!  Ben is suddenly interested in all things Granny and so they set out on an adventure together to “borrow” the crown jewels.  As they break into The Tower Of London, Ben realises his Granny is far more capable than he ever realised.  He just hopes he hasn’t left it too late to tell her.

Isabel Ford (Emmerdale, Coronation Street, Nativity 2) is comedy gold as Gangsta Granny.  She truly portrays that tricky line between happy and heartache.  We are able to laugh with her, at her, and because of her, yet equally break our hearts for her low moments.  She walks with humour, farts with humour and she has some brilliantly ridiculous moments such as naked yoga and rapping.  Her scenes with Ben really work and the duo make a pretty unstoppable pair.  My favourite scenes with Ford are where she is telling Ben about how she stole each of the jewels in her biscuit tin.  The scenes use a mix of sound, creative direction and brilliant acting from Ford and ensemble to truly take us on a journey with each story.  And when the elephants come on stage, it’s just the icing on the cabbage cake!

 

 

Justin Davies (Stella, Miss Peregrine’s home for peculiar children) plays Ben.  He does remarkably well as an adult playing a child role and doesn’t make it cringy at all as can often be seen.  He is incredibly believable and you are able to just go with it and accept he is a school boy.  The role is so demanding that it makes perfect sense for an adult to have to do it.  Davies is funny, engaging and keeps the interlocking parts of the story and all the different characters fitting together as fantastically as the set itself (but more on this genius piece of work later).  He is brilliant in his nightmare about cabbages scene and his dance competition scene, using physical drama and comedy to great effect.  Infact the nightmare scene was done so well that just as I was leaning over to explain to my nephew that Ben was now having a nightmare, he explained it to me before I got a look in!

Jason Furnival (Emmerdale, Billionaire Boy, War Horse, Holby) plays Ben’s dad and Mr. Parker – Granny’s nosey Parker neighbour.  It is as Mr. Parker that he became a real audience favourite, from his too short trousers, his shuffling feet and his “watching you” routine when stalking Granny as she lay in hospital.  This scene was my nephews favourite as it cleverly used an easily duplicated action and catchphrase which every time you thought was finished, returned in an even more bizarre location, including a shadow through the hospital window.  I had the joy of hearing “watching you” with the actions all the way home!!! (well almost all the way home, stopping only when my nephew fell asleep).

 


Jess Nesling
(Richard III, Blithe Spirit, The Winters Tale) doubled up as Ben’s mum and The Queen.  In the first half she had the difficult job of dancing through all the scene changes as “a filler”.  The character of the mum is not supposed to be the best dancer so it was a tricky task to undertake but she continued with a smile and humerous moments such as pulling her back or twinging her leg.  As The Queen, Nesling was witty yet still respectful, not an easy balance but she certainly achieved it (Ok, so she may have farted as The Queen but we all do it right!  And even that was done with grace!)  If you’ve ever wondered how to fart with grace, just watch Jess Nesling as The Queen!  Again, this moment was a favourite with the younger members of the audience for sure.  She finishes the show as The Queen with a lovely message about not disregarding the older members of our society and making sure we listen because they all have an interesting story to tell.  I wondered if this message would be lost amongst the humour of the show, so I asked my nephew if he had learnt anything.  He said he’d learnt that cabbages make you fart, that the Crown Jewels are a crown, sceptre and orb and that old people have the best stories to tell. 

I have to mention Irfan Damani (Eastenders, Breeders) who played Raj and Flavio.  In the second half we see him come into his own as he interacts directly with the audience as Flavio – the famous, past his sell by date Strictly Stars Dancing professional dancer.  He truly rallied the audience and was absolutely not interested that it may not have been a full house.  He got everyone whooping and cheering as if it packed to the rafters, jokingly mock insulted audience members on the front row and got everyone worked up into a frenzy by asking if we were better than a Liverpool audience.  He made us laugh with his fake Italian accent, using words such as “gentlemenze”, giggle at his ongoing battle of trying to fluff his long wig out of his mouth and belly laugh at his dance moves, or lack of them.  He really included the audience and even encouraged us all to stand up, let loose and dance along with him!

 

 

Now to that incredible set design by Jackie Trousdale.  I need this person to come and give my home a make over because what she doesn’t know about maximum use of space isn’t worth knowing.  The set was incredible – so incredible that at the interval a complete stranger struck up a conversation with me about it!  It consisted of three main pieces, each of which rotated.  Every inch of every piece was used.  They were like pandoras box and the tardis all rolled into one.  Not only did they have a different exterior on each side of the box, which was rotated accordingly, but each side of the box also had it’s own secret.  It either opened up to create a new area, had a secret bed tucked into a wall that pulled out like those spice racks in posh peoples homes, or a sofa nestled into a wall that popped out like a drawer.  It was incredible and I was dying to jump up and explore.  There were ladders that Granny climbed down from a hospital roof but were equally used as the ladder for Bens bunk bed (which had been hidden inside the wall).  Honestly – an amazing set.

Gangsta Granny is a fun night out and definitely worth a bit of a late night for your children because it will truly ignite their imagination and their love of books.  So grab your granny for a great night of gratifying giggles.  Just remember, a Black Cat has nine lives…………..



WE SCORE GANGSTA GRANNY - 8/10


White Christmas

White Christmas - Palace Theatre, Manchester - Monday 22nd November 2021

It’s Chriiiiissssstmassssss!!  Ok so I’m not that person who is prepared with all the presents bought, wrapped and hidden – I don’t even have a list!  My tree isn’t up and there isn’t a mince pie in sight but hold on to your holly and your ivy because all of that is about to change!  White Christmas has totally given me a kick in the baubles (if I had any) to get myself into the Christmas spirit, mood and festivities.  I had the best night out I didn’t even realise I needed.

With music by Irving Berlin, this production is already on to a winner as we follow the storyline of two army pals Phil Davis and Bob Wallace.  Wallace and Davis have entertainment in their genes and after keeping up the spirits of their troops, they intend to do the same for the nation by resuming their infamous double act when the war ends.  They tour the country with a song and a dance, appearing on the likes of the Ed Sullivan show.  The army and their comrades are never far from their mind though so when they receive a letter from Freckled Faced Frankie suggesting they check out the Haynes sisters act, off they trot.  There are immediate sparks between Phil and Judy and Bob and Betty, though Bob and Betty have a harder time admitting it.  Through Frankie and the sisters, Wallace and Davis learn that their old army Commander General Waverly’s country retreat is in real financial trouble.  Of course, there is only one thing for it – a musical extravaganza to bring the customers in and to keep the spirit of love, friendship and Christmas alive.  White Christmas is like a Christmas stocking bursting with every gift you could possibly want from a festive musical.  It may even have brought a sentimental tear or two to my eyes.


Many of you will know and love the film White Christmas in which we see Bing Crosby and Danny Kaye croon their way through the wonderful numbers and whilst it will always be a Christmas favourite (you can’t knock the Bing) there is something magical about witnessing the energy, talent and passion of this cast as it happens live right before you.  It was truly a magical evening and the show makes sure that everyone in attendance will indeed have a White Christmas of their own.

Dan Burton (Mousetrap, Top Hat, 42nd Street, Gypsy – for which he won an Olivier award, Singin’ In The Rain…the list goes on) plays Phil Davis.  Not only can he belt out a number but his dancing is as smooth and sophisticated as Fred Astaire himself.  He is truly mesmerising to watch for he makes exhausting dance routines look as effortless as if he’s just gone to make a brew!


Matthew Jeans
(Funny Girl, Joseph, Singin’ in the rain, Les Mis) has some beautiful songs to sing, such as Count your blessings instead of sheep in which his voice envelops you as if you’re wrapped in a cosy blanket infront of a crackling fire.  His performance of Bob Wallace as a man who has an inner struggle of wanting a family and love but who finds it hard to open his heart is touching to watch, and not rushed at all.  His little nuances such as his fake stop dead laugh to portray his barriers against love, contrasting against his tenderness with the general’s granddaughter are really moving.  I think I may even subscribe to the Bob Wallace method of falling asleep.

“When you’re worried and you can’t sleep, count your blessings instead of sheep.”

Judy Haynes is brought to life by Emily Langham (Carousel, Oklahoma, West Side Story – and Judy was awarded the Andrew Lloyd Webber scholarship for her training).  She plays the era of this musical to perfection, her style, her charisma and her smile are engaging throughout, with enough feistiness to stand up to the ever roaming Phil.  Fantastic all round performer.



Playing her delightful sister Betty Haynes is Jessica Daley (Evita, An Officer & A Gentleman, Grease, Mamma Mia, Finalist in Over The Rainbow for the BBC) and wow what a voice!  We are treated to a showcase of her sultry tones in act two when she has left Bob heartbroken to do a solo gig and sings from the pit of her emotional soul “Love, you didn’t do right by me.”  It was a powerful and honest moment delivered against a generally lighter storyline and really drew me in.  I thought Daley and Jeans truly played well against each other and to me they felt like the core of the whole show.

Duncan Smith (Fame, Sweeny Todd, The Sound Of Music, Phantom Of The Opera, Anything Goes – but to name a few) is strong as Commander Waverly, with emotional speeches, strong army discipline and a beautifully portrayed struggle that many face when leaving a life in the army for civilian life.  He felt like a very safe pair of hands and I mean that as a compliment.  I truly believed he was a retired Commander, and when his troops spoke of the things he did for them and the lives he saved, I thought – yeah – I can see that, then had to shake my head and remember he was an actor.


Sally Ann Triplett (Anything Goes, Guys and Dolls, Chicago, Mamma Mia, and basically everything else, but HUGE kudos and respect for playing Miss Berta in Acorn Antiques by the phenomenal Victoria Wood).  When Triplett is first seen on stage as Martha Watson (the Commanders hotel manager) I thought the part had been shrunk down from the film.  I am pleased to say it absolutely has not and they were just teasing us before they unleashed the genius talent that is Sally Ann Triplett It is no wonder her credits are never ending for I can truly see her in just about every role going.  She is strong, sensitive, showbiz, gentle, jazz handy and tender.  Her rendition of “I’m Happy” made me happy and took me down many a memorable memory lane with a little shimmy along the way.

I was excited to recognise Philip Bertioli in the cast as Ralph Sheldrake.  I had the pleasure of watching Bertioli in 4nd Street as Billy Lawlor in the West End and again when it was shown during lockdown via The Show Must Go On platform.  This is one talented young actor and boy can he dance.  It was a shame his role in White Christmas didn’t allow him to showcase this more as he always seemed to be near the back of the formations.


This cast is strong with 26 members so unfortunately I can’t list them all else we’d be here till next Christmas, but I will say that is no reflection on their ability because this cast is a true ensemble and I’m sure you could put them all in Santa’s sack, mix them up, and pick them out in any order to play any part and you would still have an absolutely fantastic show.

The cast are of course backed up by an outstanding creative team, with director Ian Talbot, Choreographer Stephen Mear, MD Neil Macdonald, set Michael Taylor, lights Mark Henderson,  sound Tom Marshall and costume Naomi Ford (who I need to hunt down when I get married because I found my bridesmaid dresses during the number “The best things happen while you’re dancing.”)


White Christmas
had so many songs I knew – right from the off they opened with “Happy Holidays,” which made me think of Andy Williams and his Christmas show I watch every year on reruns, putting me in the ultimate festive mood.  The whole feel of the show is wonderfully reminiscent of a by gone era, the dancing cementing the atmosphere with its gorgeous lines, sophistication and a huge dollop of the old USA model way of perfection, seen in the wide smiles, winks and clicks of all who perform.  Yes it is a little cheesy, but it’s spot on for this era and after all, everyone loves a good cheese market at Christmas!!

White Christmas is the perfect way to get yourself into the Christmas spirit, spend time with family and friends and escape all the worries and woes real life presents to us.  It makes you feel as warm and fuzzy as a hot chocolate with Baileys, a mulled wine, an eggnog (not that I know what this actually is but I know it’s a boozey Christmas tipple).  It will leave your heart bursting with nostalgia and sprinkle you with the snowy sentiment that the things which truly matter are still there and indeed have never left us.  So, should you go and see it?  Well as the character in the show Ezekiel would say………….”YUP!”


WE SCORE WHITE CHRISTMAS - 10/10

Dial M For Murder - The Lowry, Salford - Monday 15th November 2021

I woke up as giddy as a kipper this morning in anticipation of tonight’s show - Dial M For Murder.  It had finally arrived!  Like many others I was due to see this show pre lockdown, but it was postponed due to that annoying thing called covid.  I’d love to sound intellectually artistic and say my giddiness was down to watching a play by English playwright Frederick Knott, or the infamous film maker Alfred Hitchcock (whose film gave the manuscript the fame it deserves) but my reason is far more shallow.  Tom Chambers!!!  Ok so yes, he may be easy on the eye, but I am a genuine fan of his work too and as well as loving his acting in Holby as the mean and moody Sam Strachan and as Max Tyler - the brutal headteacher in Waterloo Road, I have also seen him live in a couple of musicals (Top Hat and Crazy For You) not to mention Strictly Come Dancing and he has never disappointed.

 

 

This production is an exciting tour as it brings big names and insane West End talent to local theatres.  The small cast (Tom Chambers as professional tennis player Tony Wendice, Diana Vickers as his wife Margot, Michael Salami as crime writer Max Halliday and Christopher Harper as Captain Lesgate and Inspector Hubbard) are incredibly in sync and work beautifully together as a team.  Their relationships on stage are completely believable and convincing, ensuring you stay engaged throughout for you don’t want to miss a single nuance in the mystery that is murder.

Tony Wendice is a devilishly dark champion tennis player who basically wants to bump his wife Margot off because she is having an affair with the crime writer Max Halliday.  At least that’s what he tells himself to make it seem less evil, but really he is flat broke and simply wants to get his hands on her money.  So it’s less a crime of passion and more a crime of greed.  However, tortured Tony is too clever to do the deed himself and so blackmails his old pal Charles Swann / Captain Lesgate (the man has his own dodgy past and many identities to boot) to do it for him.  Tony has a plan, he has an alibi, so what could go wrong?  Well of course, it wouldn’t be much of a story to say man has plan to execute wife and he does so with no problem, the end.  Enter Inspector Hubbard who sniffs out some dodgy deeds and so the hunt for the truth begins.

 

 

This production was fast paced, energetic and captivating throughout.  I haven’t seen the film so I don’t know how Tony is portrayed in it, but I was expecting a mean, thuggish, oppressive murdering profile.  Oh how wrong I was.  Tom Chambers played Tony as a thoroughly charming, engaging and somewhat clearly unhinged and deranged character who on the surface, it became increasingly hard to dislike – though you did fear him and his unpredictability.  This made for the perfect criminal mind.  He would converse about his murderous plans as if he were talking about adopting puppies, show his charismatic smile to his wife and police officer, then turn his back and have the look of the devil.  His movements across the stage were almost balletic as he would leap with grace or place gloves on the sofa in a very fosse like way.  All of this elegance juxtaposed hugely against the thoughts and intentions racing through his mind.  It was very cleverly performed (and directed) to keep you on the edge of your seat, because what you saw with this character absolutely represented no truth to what was truly going on in his mind.  I was genuinely mesmerised by his performance.

Diana Vickers (X Factor, I Wish My Life Were A Musical, Rocky Horror, The Rise & Fall Of Little Voice) gave an incredibly naturalistic performance and was entirely believable throughout – so much so that in her opening smoochy scene with Michael Salami, the 11/12 year child sat next to me started squirming in his seat with embarrassment then asked his mum “That’s her real life boyfriend right?”  Diana held her own against a strong male cast and never once came across as the meek, weak female.  She used her breathing to good effect to really pull us into her emotions and went from lover to being betrayed, to fearful, to attacker with the ease of a seasoned professional.  Having only known her from the X Factor, I was thrilled to witness her career as an actress.

 

 

Christopher Harper (Coronation Street, Holby, Life On Mars, Strangers On A Train, Much Ado About Nothing) was a genius choice of casting for the dual role of Captain Lesgate and Inspector Hubbard. Christopher showed what an actor truly is and what we are sometimes all guilty of forgetting because he created two completely different characters right infront of our eyes. They were as individual as if two actors had played them, achieved through his brilliant skills and unique choices with posture, movement, mannerisms, accent, voice nuances and technique. It was amazing to watch him. I particularly loved his Inspector Hubbard which was played with the dry wit and annoyance of a 1970s old school police officer, with hints of Gene Hunt from Life On Mars, but far more theatre friendly language! Honestly, he was amazing and is one of the best actors I’ve ever seen live.

Michael Salami (Two Trains Running, A Night Before Christmas, Glengarry Glen Ross, Hollyoaks) as Max Halliday was very believable as the lover to Margot (again I refer back to the embarrassment of the child sat next to me). However, he was so much more than that. He was able to flit between his different relationships with the other characters with ease and conviction. He allowed his character to come alive when talking passionately about his crime novels, allowed him to show his unease when asked to be pally with his lovers husband and showed his hesitation around the Inspector, who justified his hesitation by refusing to shake his outstretched hand.

So much of the acting brilliance in this play was about the reacting. The actors never switched off or stopped for a moment when they weren’t speaking and all were always completely in the moment. These small reactions, facial expressions and nuances took this performance to the next level - these guys truly know their craft and it was an utter joy to watch. I’ll be honest, as a creative myself I can sometimes be guilty of my mind wandering during a performance as I ponder their choice or think how I can adapt what I’ve seen in my theatre classes or “Ooh that line just gave me a million off shoot ideas,” or any other of the creatives that whizz round my brain. However, I did not lose focus for even one second during Dial M For Murder. For those who know me and my mind - this is huge. I wasn’t given an option BUT to watch. It was demanded of me and so all the bubbling mind thoughts had to wait until the journey home.

The creative team deserve their mention too for you can clearly see that the slickness and tightness of this production is a team effort. Director Anthony Banks made choices about things such of movement as mentioned that helped cement the characters state of mind. He also allowed for comedic moments such as when Tony was polishing his trophy (ooh err missus) and a synchronised drinking session that must have taken hours to perfect without the actors corpsing.  The set by David Woodhead was brilliant, creating a full apartment and every inch of it was relevant and used to great effect. Sound and light by Lizzie Powell and Ben & Max Ringham helped subtly move the performance along and create a timeline.  It also echoed the overall feeling of the play such as the intense red flashing lights sequence in the second act.

 

Dial M for Murder (and yes they really do dial with the old style “stick your finger in the correct numbered hole and turn it round” phone - not a smartphone in sight.  Let’s face it, “FaceTime for Murder” or “Call Siri for Murder” simply do not have the same ring to it - no pun intended) is gripping, plot twisting, charming, charismatic, unhinged and I loved it.  I’m not sure what that says about my state of mind but there you go!  So Dial M for “My Lord you have to watch this show!”  Don’t be the one to miss out.  Go!  Be gone!  And when you’re there, say hi to Tom for me.

WE SCORE DIAL M FOR MURDER - 10/10

Opera North - Carmen

Opera North's Carmen - The Lowry, Salford - Wednesday 10th November 2021

Whether you realise it or not, you will know plenty of the music from Carmen, one of the most famous operas by Bizet.  I was thoroughly looking forward to my first trip to the opera and this was heightened when I walked into the theatre to see that numerous rows of seats had been taken out to accommodate the full-size live orchestra.  The conductor walked into the pit, the audience applauded, the most fantastic overture ever began and the curtain went up.

 


We were greeted by an incredibly modern set, depicting a small border town cigarette themed nightclub and as the first note rang out, it was clear these opera stars were relying on vocal power alone, with not a microphone in sight.  So impressive and spine chilling (in a good way, not a creepy way).  Immediately, subtitles popped up on two screens either side of the stage, making it possible to follow the Spanish story, sung in French with English subtitles.  With the scenery, the setting, the subtitles, the costumes – it became very clear that Opera North were trying to make opera accessible to all, and why not.  Traditionalists may not appreciate this, or they may equally love a brand new take on a popular classic – who knows, after all art is completely objective, but I truly appreciated the olive branch into the world of opera.


As the show began, men in the bar scene hungered for entertainment, and Carmen entered the stage in a unique way with an impressive flourish of both costume and vocals.  It becomes clear that this production was not a story told about Carmen but it is Carmen’s story told BY Carmen – a different twist to previous versions.


Carmen
falls in love with a soldier Don Jose in the bar, but after a fight breaks out, which she started, she persuades Don Jose to allow her to escape, which he does and consequently lands himself in jail instead.  Whilst Don Jose is in prison, Carmen falls in love with a Matador which doesn’t go down too well when Don Jose is released from prison, expecting to pick things up where he left off – conveniently forgetting that he is already committed to a pregnant Micaela.  Carmen tells Don Jose she still loves him too but becomes furious when he refuses to flee with her, instead choosing his regime and duty over her.  Things quickly change however when Don Jose becomes embroiled in the gang that Carmen is mixed up with and is party to the death of his superior.  He now has no choice but to flee with them.  Don Jose is not really cut out for this life though, which involves smuggling (and with the modern twist includes drug smuggling).  He is ill at ease and tipped over the edge when the Matador comes looking for Carmen and taunts him that she no longer loves him.  As they fight, Micaela appears again to inform Don Jose that his mother is dying and to convince him to leave with her.  He does but promises Carmen that this is not the end of the matter.


Carmen
makes her life with the Matador and as everyone celebrates his fighting victory, Don Jose makes his return.  He says Carmen must confess her love or else she cannot live.  Carmen repeatedly tells him she will not lie to him and would rather die with the freedom of truth in her heart than live trapped by a lie.  I’m sure you can guess how well that turns out for her.


The first half of the show (the first two acts) welcomes many well-known songs, absolutely compelling music and singing from the cast and orchestra and some wonderfully visual set pieces.  Parts are a little confusing (not because of the language – subtitles remember) but because the modernisation of the setting makes me wonder if we are still in Spain (bullfights / Matadors etc) or if we are in a small American cowboy type town.  That aside, audience reactions at the interval were positive and keen to return.


The second half of the production (act 3 & 4) becomes harder to explain and even though I will try, please believe me when I say I didn’t touch a drop of alcohol at the interval!  The Matador lit his costume up with twinkly lights, the cast dressed up in cowboy outfits and line danced whilst having a balloon fight to the Toreador song and streamers were set off.  Someone came on dressed in leather chaps, black sparkly hot pants and not much else to represent a bull, even though it appeared it was a rodeo, not a bull fight due to the line dancing.  However, there was still a Matador so it may have been a Spanish story because of the Matador, so it may possibly have been a Spanish story set in America, sung in French with English subtitles!  I mean, this was my first opera so maybe this is normal right?  The utter confusion of the show after the interval is what let to my lower marks out of ten and has nothing to do with the talented artists or indeed that this was opera.


I genuinely cannot fault the talent of the cast or the orchestra at all, it was a privilege to hear them sing and play such breath-taking music and for that I am so glad I got to attend this production.  I applaud the concept of opera accessibility for the masses that this production seems to be aiming for.  As a member of those masses, I am grateful.  Did the concept of the second half confuse me?  Yes – but is it something we will be talking about for some time to come?  Absolutely.

WE SCORE CARMEN - 6/10

Waitress

Waitress - Opera House, Manchester - Tuesday 9th November 2021

I know a couple of people who are crazy mad about Waitress so I was excited grab a slice of the action for myself.  I watched the film that the musical is based on a few weeks ago and enjoyed it.  I’d heard a few bits of the songs here and there and I have eaten lots and lots of cookies and cupcakes in preparation – purely to be a “method audience member” of course.  I had all the ingredients, I just needed to put them altogether in a preheated theatre.

Of course, my friends were right and it was only a batter of time before I realised what a pie opening show Waitress truly is.  It is light and fluffy, sweet and sugary, with moments that will move you to tiers.

 

We follow the story of Jenna (played by Lucie Jones), a waitress working in a South America diner.  She doesn’t want much from life, happiness, friends, to bake pies and one day own her own shop, oh and to escape her brutal, battering bully of a husband.  When Jenna falls pregnant and visits her new gynaecologist Dr. Pomatter (Matt Willis), little does she know that her own bun in the oven will be the best thing she has ever made.  Jenna and Dr. Pomater fall in love and you can’t help but feel that even though it’s inappropriate what with him being her doctor and all, and that poor Mrs. Pomatter did nothing to deserve this, they belong together.  You want their love to succeed and for Jenna and Dr. Pomatter to be a match made in heaven, after all he is a doctor - you can trust him!

Becky and Dawn (Sandra Marvin & Evelyn Hoskins) complete the trio of waitresses in Joe’s Diner and we also follow their pursuit for happiness too.  When Dawn meets Ogie (George Crawford) on a five minute date, we see him woo her through his “impromptu poetry” and shared love for war re-enactments.  They make a hilarious and adorable couple who really help bring a whole new serving of comedy to this production.  Becky has her own little secret love affair baking away too and we learn that even though she is married and still loves her husband, things aren’t always that straight forward and simple.  Becky was my favourite character as her quick wit and sarcasm was matched by her huge heart.

 

Jenna has some tough decisions to make, and as we see her make the toughest one of all, she receives a great big whoop whoop from the audience, showing just how involved everyone had become in the lives of these characters.  Jenna’s story is a legend in the baking and the cherry on her cake is a beautiful gift from Joe and the arrival of the true love of her life, Lulu.

Waitress feels different to other musicals.  It’s acting style in places is so intimate, you truly believe you are eaves dropping on real people in a real diner.   The set is realistic and dynamic, making use of the full size of the stage.  The digital imagery truly transports you to a small town in Southern America and has an exciting cinematic vibe about it.  The production incorporates the band into the action too so they feel like the house band at Joe’s Diner and equally double up as customers when they aren’t playing.  They take us from big comedy show stopping numbers such as “Never ever getting rid of me,” to beautifully haunting acoustic solos.  Waitress has all the familiar ingredients of a musical and yet it feels as brand new as Jenna’s special pie of the day.

 

So what about the cast?  Lucie Jones (X Factor, Les Mis, A Christmas Carol, Rent, Legally Blonde) is so natural and believable as Jenna, I kept forgetting she was playing a part, and her vocals are just stunning.  Her rendition of “She Used to be mine,” was sung with such emotion you’d be hard as nails not to feel her pain.  She really was born to play the role of Jenna. 

Matt Willis (Busted, Wicked, A Christmas Carol, Footloose) is as beautifully awkward as Dr. Pomatter should be, providing touching and comedic moments throughout.  He has a great stage chemistry with Lucie Jones and is extremely agile with his physicality – a future Strictly contestant maybe?

Sandra Marvin (Jessie Grant in Emmerdale, Call the Midwife, Stepping out, Chicago, Hairspray) is just stage gold as Becky.  I LOVED her.  Her solo “I didn’t plan it,” showed her vocals more than matched her brilliant acting.  She had such comedic detail and natural stage presence that you felt safe, comfortable and content watching her perform.

 

Evelyn Hoskins (Cruel Intentions, Sound Of Music Live TV special, Spring Awakening) was delightfully quirky as Dawn and tiny as she may be, she packed an almighty punch with her performance, especially alongside George Crawford (Book of Mormon, Newsies, George in the Park).  Like a chocolate pie with whipped cream, separate they were wonderful but together they were complete.

It was a fantastic surprise to discover Michael Starke (Brookside, Coronation Street, Benidorm, Sister Act, Rocky Horror, Hairspray) was in the cast as the grumpy and pedantic diner owner Joe.  Starke was a fantastic example of the productions intimate and personal style of acting that really pulled you into the story and gave this musical a hybrid feel of television, stage and musical.

Christopher D. Hunt (We will Rock You, To Kill A Mocking Bird, Addams Family) and understudy Nathanael Landskroner (Back To The Future, An Officer & A Gentleman, Scrooge) completed the main cast as Cal – the diners manager and Earl – Jenna’s abusive husband.  They played totally opposing roles and both executed them so well.  The ensemble created subtle believability throughout, subtle because you didn’t always realise they were there, doing the most enhancing choreography, yet without them, the show would not be what it is.

 

Waitress is a tale that shows life is what you bake it, and it clearly has a huge following.  The audience jumped up into a standing ovation without a moments hesitation before I had even realised the show was over and I couldn’t help but join them.  Waitress was really a refreshing musical, which stays very true to the original film, so for a wonderful slice of theatre, head down to the Manchester Opera House because Waitress is all you knead.  

 

WE SCORE WAITRESS – 9/10

 

 

The Good Life

The Good Life - The Lowry, Salford - Tuesday 26th October 2021

“Mum! Can we watch the show that has the lady with the wellies?”

That is mini me back in the day, wanting to watch re-runs of the 1970’s sitcom The Good Life. So when the opportunity came to watch tonight’s show I grabbed it with the enthusiasm of Tom and Barbara watching their first seedling grow. As we walked into the theatre we were greeted by the sitcoms theme tune, immediately filling us with a homely feel and plenty of happy nostalgia. But on the drive to the theatre I had so many questions – How would they stage a show that took place between two houses and a front and back garden? How would the story work? Would it be a brand new story that simply used the characters of the show? Would it be a few episodes running back to back? Would it be a montage of best bits? What would they do about all the live animals? How on earth would they recreate Margo?

 

 

Well I now have the answers to all those questions, and despite of seeing some early reviews from the start of the tour that suggested fans of the show would be bitterly disappointed – I absolutely was not! So nerr! (Yes, childish and unnecessary I know, but I also find it unnecessary to knock a perfectly good production because it isn’t an exact replica of its name sake). After all, why would it do that? Theatre and television are two different mediums for a reason, but that’s a whole different topic and I’m getting off the point.

 

 

The Good Life, originally written by Bob Larbey and John Esmonde has been adapted for stage by Jeremy Sam. Both versions tell the story of Tom and Barbara Good as they decide to break the cycle of the rat race to become self-sufficient. Tom quits his job as a designer of plastic cereal toys on his 40th birthday and their new life begins, much to the disgust of their friends and neighbours Jerry and Margo Leadbeatter. The story follows their hilarious journey of mishaps, disappointments, achievements and celebrations as they learn to live off the land and cope without mod cons such as electricity. So to answer one of my earlier questions, the stage adaptation has storylines from both the television series and new ones for the stage. To me, that is the best of both worlds. Jeremy Sam has selected some of the most memorable bits across the television series along with his original work and cleverly woven them altogether to form a new yet instantly recognisable tapestry.

 

 

Rufus Hound (comedian, Trollied, Never Mind The Buzzcocks, regular panellist on Celebrity Juice and Argumental, Let’s dance for Comic Relief to name a few) plays Tom Good and doesn’t try to caricature the part by imitating the original role, but makes it his own.  He is funny, charming and has a natural rapport with both cast and audience.  This was highlighted when he minimally slipped up on a line and Sally Tatum (Episodes, Pennyworth, My Mad Fat Diary) who plays Barbara Good, made the perfect joke at the perfect time to make light of the situation and the whole thing became funny because the audience were made a part of it - so much so that they cheered along when he got the line right, prompting Rufus to take a comedic bow!  Sally Tatum is great in the role of excitable yet exhausted Barbara and her and Rufus Hound create a very believable partnership on stage.  Dominic Rowan (The Crown, Law & Order UK, numerous Shakespeare and National Theatre plays) plays Jerry Leadbetter with conviction, portraying him as a self-assured man at work and with friends, yet at the same time completely under the thumb of his demanding wife Margo at home.  Again, he has a great partnership with his stage wife Margo, played by Preeya Kalidas (best known for playing Amira in Eastenders, Mistresses, Bombay Dreams, Bend It Like Beckham) Preeya arguably had the hardest challenge of recreating Margo, for literally every time I told someone I was coming to watch The Good Life, they all said “Oooh, there had better be a good Margo" so the expectation was high.  This is because without the character of Margo looking down her nose at everything the Goods do, yet somehow still loving them, there would be no comedy, no humour.  So, how was she?  Fantastic!  Again, not a carbon copy of the tv version but the essence of the character was still there exactly as you’d want it to be.  I’m personally glad the characters were not carbon copies because that can only ever lead to biased comparison and disappointment.  And lets face it, that version of the show would become about how good an impersonator someone was and not about the acting, the characters or the story.  These four actors formed a perfect team of putting their own mark on it, yet keeping true to the parts an audience would want to see.  The cast would absolutely not be complete without Nigel Betts (Ridley Road, All Creatures Great And Small, The A Word, Eastenders, Boy Meets Girl) and Tessa Churchard (Eastenders, Dixi)  Nigel and Tessa played every other role the show required, such as milkman, policeman, doctor, doctors receptionist, Jerrys boss and his wife and many more.  They were so funny, fast and farcical that the audience would giggle and clap every time they came on stage in a new role.  It became an in joke of the play “who would they appear as next?”  Every character they played was unique – what a great part as an actor and what great actors to do it justice.

 

The scenery was always a quick and efficient turn around between the Good’s humble house and the Leadbetters “keeping up with the Jones’” house. Both lay on opposite sides of a revolving set piece which worked really well. No scenes were set in the garden, which whilst I understand the staging logistics of this, I would have loved to have seen as the story is about being self-sufficient and living off the land, yet we didn’t get to see that (or any wellies!!!! Mini me is devastated at the missing wellies but that’s just a personal memory thing). Instead the outside was brought inside with mechanical goats (and thank god it was mechanical as it pooped everywhere) and piglets (a fantastic and moving section where everyone bonds and works together to help save a dying piglet). There were great jokes placing the show in the 70’s such as Margo convincing everyone her cooking is extravagant because her chicken is Russian (chicken Kiev) and her dessert is German from the Black Forest (that fabulous classic of Black Forest Gateau cake). There were continuing gags such as Sir never remembering Tom’s name (Tom Who?) and stand out scenes such as the dancing and the scene where they all get stoned on spiked cake (seeing Margo stoned is something to behold and a treat we were never able to witness in the television show). There is humour to be found in the tiniest of details such as “Margo corner” and of course the jokes and one liners we all know and love from the television show too. As these were being set up, those familiar with the show would start laughing way before the cast had got to the punch line or joke because they knew what was coming, such as Margo discovering Tom had clothed his scarecrow in her dress!

 

 

I have to say, what was massively impressive was that the cast did not seem to use microphones at all and yet every word, line, joke and forgotten line could be heard with clarity and volume. Now that takes a truly special actor and all six were just brilliant. As the show finished, the theme tune played the audience out and I immediately heard whispers from the row behind me, “Can you really use goats milk to make butter? I’d like to try that!” and yes! Apparently, you can! Lord G of Oogle says “It’s every bit as good as the same spread made from cow's milk”. So there you go! An evening of love, laughter and life lessons. What else can we ask for after such a rubbish 18 months? With live theatre back such as this, it really is The Good Life.

 

WE SCORE THE GOOD LIFE – 8/10

 

Hairspray The Musical

Hairspray - Palace Theatre, Manchester - Monday 25th October 2021

You can’t stop the beat belting hit show that is Hairspray!  I swear this show has a life force of its own, for just like Tracy Turnblad’s hairdo, it seems to get bigger, stronger and accumulate more dedicated fans with each production that spritzes into town.   

Hairspray covers some pretty heavy topics such as racism, sexism, body image, self-belief and peer pressure so it’s a testament to the productions songs, costumes and book that it never feels like that famous beehive hairdo is weighing down too heavy on your head.


Right from the start with the brilliant opener of Good Morning Baltimore, we follow Tracy Turnblad as she tries to make sense of the world she lives in.  All she wants to do is dance with her friends on The Corny Collins Show (and bag heartthrob Link Larking along the way of course) but she is told she can’t be on TV because of her size and she can’t dance with all of her friends because this is the 1960’s in Baltimore and racism prevents it.  It all seems so stupid to Tracy who has such a beautiful and simplistic view of the world – after all, dance is just dance and people are just people.  How does size and skin colour alter the dance routines in any way, shape or form?  With the support of her best friend Penny Pingleton, her new friend Seaweed and family, her new boyfriend Link (yes she did bag him – is that still even a phrase or am I showing my age?) her devoted dad and her fabulous mum, Tracy fights and stands up for what she believes in – equality.  Yes - it lands her in prison and yes it gives her arch enemy Amber more ammunition to taunt her with, but it also breaks barriers, causes revolutionary change and makes for the riotously rockin’ tunes any Hairspray fan will quote at you till they can’t quote no more!


Hairspray
is a hair-raising heck of a happy show that still manages to educate – and not just about those hard hitting topics either!  You’ll learn that you’re not the only one out there to have imagined a whole wedding scenario just because someone cute brushed past you.  You’ll learn you’re not the only one who ever thought their own mum could NEVER have possibly been a teenager and as the show reaches its show stopping finale, you’ll learn that “You can try to stop your dancing feet, but you just cannot sit still!”  And neither should you!  Jump up!  Boogie with Baltimore’s brand new stars!  Enjoy the moment, because as Motormouth Maybelle says, “You’d better brace yourselves for a whole lotta ugly comin' at you from a never-ending parade of stupid,” when you enter the real world again because we all know that there is still so much more change that needs to come (and because sometimes people are just rude – yes lady in the carpark queue who repeatedly accused us of pushing in when we were just trying to get to the lift – I am talking to you!  Hint here, get the NCP app on your phone and you don’t have to queue for the machine!)


Anyhoo, back to Hairspray.  My reviews seem to have been mostly getting 10/10 since theatre started back so I truly went tonight with a more critical eye to make sure I wasn’t just getting swept up at being “back home.”  But there was nothing to fault.  The only thing I could come up with was that the second half felt more alive than the first, but that’s not to say that there was anything wrong with the first (and it may also have had to do more with my ice cream sugar rush at the interval kicking in!  Well it wasn’t my fault I gave in to the craving – I mean if they’re going to place a song just before the interval called “Big Blonde And Beautiful” that basically encourages me to “Scoop me up a mess of that chocolate swirlDon't be stingy, I'm a growing girl,” then it would be almost rude NOT to buy the ice cream!


Katie Brace
opens the show (to applause before she has even sang a note) as Tracy Turnblad.  This is Katie’s professional debut and wow!  I have seen Hairspray one or ten times before and she is possibly my favourite.  Tracy is a likeable and funny character anyway, but Katie brought a new level of comedy that I haven’t seen before and mastered the almost impossible task of singing and dancing like mad at the same time, without ever sounding out of breath.   Alex Bourne (Daddy Warbucks in Annie, Buddy, Danny Zuko in Grease, Frank N’ Furter in Rocky Horror) plays Edna Turnblad - Tracy’s mum - and has a show stopping moment alongside Norman Pace (one half of comedy duo Hale & Pace – Tree!  Treee!  Lulu!  Black Pepper – sorry I can’t not quote them!) as Wilbur in their duo “Timeless To Me.”  I definitely felt the Hairspray fan club was in tonight as the majority of the audience knew this was one of the shows moments, and it did not disappoint. 


Bourne & Pace
create the perfect partnership and it was clear from the laughter, cheers, giggles and singing that everyone agreed.  Brenda Edwards (X Factor, Killer Queen in WWRY, Mama Moreton in Chicago and a regular on Loose Women) plays Maybelle Motormouth and was sensational.  When she sang “I know Where I’ve been,” I was agog.  I watched and listened in wide eyed awe, mouth open like a cod fish, stunned by her crazy talented, moving and uplifting performance.  I mean, blimey she’s got pipes like the Tower Ballroom Wurlitzer!  The songs message was echoed by the records on the backdrop changing to inspirational and heroic figures who have made a difference in the world.  People were on their feet at the end of her song and as I needed a moment to digest the sheer brilliance I had just witnessed, the show had already moved on to the next scene and I was brought back down to earth by my mum giggling like a school girl at the creatively shaped hairdo’s that were now entering the stage! 


This is a new production of Hairspray that ‘Hair’s to be different’ (sorry I love a good pun) so there is minimal scenery, different dance routines, and a smaller band on stage rather than an orchestra.  To say it had been stripped back to basics would give a false impression, but the bells and whistles are truly provided by the actors and musicians sharing their talents in their most honest form.  And I have to say, the highest box jump I have ever seen in the history of box jumps was performed right at the end by one of the dancers (pretty certain it was Joshua Nkemdilim).  Holy kamoley!  The boy can jump! 


The best testimony I can give to how the audience felt about tonight’s performance is that usually when a show has finished and the orchestra is playing its exit music, I am usually one of only a handful of people who don’t exit but wait until the bitter end to clap the orchestra.  Tonight, everybody stayed.  The audience wanted to soak up every possible moment of Hairspray because it truly was a breath of fresh Hairspray, a Hairspray to heaven and I would watch it Anytime any place any Hairspray.  So boof up your bouffant, don your he-hives, and swing back to the 60’s with this Hairpraise of a show.

WE SCORE HAIRSPRAY – 10/10

Bedknobs and Broomsticks

Disney's Bedknobs and Broomsticks - Palace Theatre, Manchester - Wednesday 20th October 2021

I can’t even begin to express how excited I was about tonight’s show! The choice of my guest was obvious – my mum!  Why?  Because this was my go-to childhood film when I was poorly as it never failed to cheer me up and my mum would always snuggle up with me.  This was the film that made me splash around a little too enthusiastically at bathtime singing “Bobbin’ along,” and this was the film that fed my hungry imagination, so I would spend endless hours sticking tennis balls on cardboard tubes and propping them up at the end of my bed to create my bedknobs.  Once complete, my mum would be summoned and she would play Miss Price whilst I was Carrie, and my teddy bears played Charlie and Paul.  This film holds a lot of happy and content nostalgia for me, and I am also in big need of a Disney fix because a little thing called covid meant I missed out on my holiday to Disney World.  So to say I was excited is possibly an understatement of gigantic proportions!

The big question then is, was I let down?  As if!!!  This is Disney people!  They know how to do epic.  They know how to do illusion and they know how to create magic in all of us, regardless of age.

 


Bedknobs and Broomsticks
is a story about magic, imagination, believing in the impossible, self-belief and family.  We follow Charlie, Carrie and Paul on their journey from war torn London to the seemingly safe and dull countryside.  However, with a little Step In The Right Direction and Negotiality, we soon learn that the children are in for a stay they will never forget.  Upon meeting their new Guardian Miss Price, it doesn’t take long for them to discover she is actually a witch (in training) but a witch with an important plan.  When part of her spell is missing, she takes the children back to London in order to find her teacher Mr. Browne in the misguided hope that he can help.  It turns out Mr. Browne is no magic teacher but a mere street entertainer and he ends up learning a thing or two from Miss Price instead.  Still, between them all they discover that they make quite the team.  They go to Mr. Browne’s to find the missing spell book, but half the book is missing!  This sets their journey in motion to The Land Of Nopeepo to obtain a necklace worn by their King – who just happens to be a lion!  This necklace contains the missing magic words to complete Miss Prices magic and save England from defeat in the war.  We meet numerous characters and challenges along the way, including talking fish, flying clothes, a dance competition and many many rabbits!  And if all that isn’t enough – they all travel onboard a flying bed!  And yes!  It really does fly!


Disney create literal and utter magic on stage.  The opening sequence of the children’s home being bombed and their subsequent journey is fantastically achieved.  Moving scenery, lights, incredible music and impeccable acting from the children immediately set the level of this show with Disney Imagineering at its best.  The opening song from the children instantly secures their believability, professionalism and downright utter talent.  A Step In The Right Direction sprinkles our first glimpse of magic and illusion with humour, gasps and wide eyed children and adults in equal delight.  As if this isn’t enough, the bed takes flight.  I got Disney fairy dust sprinkled all over me and shivered from head to toe with spine tingling awe.  Every goose got bumped and every hair stood on end.  I was in my happy place for sure. 

Portobello Road was the best kind of cast ensemble work you could wish to see.  There was so much going on, you could watch it time and time again and still find something new I’m sure.  It was a real crowd pleaser too.  And then we reached Nopeepo Lagoon.  I have been waiting my entire life to visit here and a small part of me worried how on earth they were going to recreate animation V live action on stage and keep that special conflicting brilliance that allowed us to be Bobbin’ along.  I was immediately kicking myself for ever daring to show concern.  As if!  I should have known better, for this is Disney!  I’m not actually going to say how they achieve it because I don’t want to take away the joy of discovering some magic for yourself. 
  


I’ve just realised I’m assuming everyone knows that this stage show is based on Disney’s 1971 musical film of the same name, where they crossed over live action with animation, just like they did in Mary Poppins.  Well if you didn’t know, you do now.  Apologies, I get carried away sometimes and forget that people can’t see into the swirling glitter pool that is my mind.  The original film had songs penned by the famous Sherman Brothers, which thankfully cross over into the stage production, but we are also treated to additional songs, music and lyrics by Neil Bartram which blend as wonderfully as the creation of new words in the play when the children mix words together to create new ones (or if you want to get fancy –create Portmanteau’s).

The role of Miss Price was played by Angela Lansbury in the film, but today was brought to life beautifully by Dianne Pilkington (Young Frankenstein, Mamma Mia, 39 Steps, Wicked).  I’m still trying to get over how good she was.  Who on earth puts Angela Lansbury in her place?  Dianne Pilkington – that’s who!  She is quirky, homely, engaging, genteel and fierce with the singing voice of an angel and an acting voice that is able to use subtle slides and pitches to create instant humour and likeability. 

Charles Brunton plays Mr. Browne (with an E).  Charles has played against some big names such as Jonathan Price in Oliver, and Tommy Steele in Scrooge. Credits also include Beauty And The Beast, Chess, Love Never Dies, and Matilda. Charles Brunton’s big opening number Emelius The Great is outstanding. I have no idea how he performed it without collapsing tonight let alone eight shows a week!  He sings, dances, performs magic and interacts with an entire ensemble cast and makes it look effortless.  This energy is kept up throughout the show, dropped only when we see a more sensitive side to his character.  I definitely want some of what he is on please!

 

Conor O’ Hara (debut professional performance) plays Charlie and he has a natural presence about him.  He is excellent at providing the cross over between the adults and the children.  He fits into both worlds with conviction and you somehow feel you know him.  He is simply lovely to watch.  I’m not 100% sure which two wonderful young actors played Carrie and Paul as there is obviously a small group of children that rotate but they were incredible and I can only imagine how much their family and friends must be beaming with pride.

The ensemble cast are flawless and whilst this production has leads in the form of Miss Price, Mr. Browne and the three children, the show would literally fall to pieces without the ensemble.  They are the life blood of this show, providing everything from traditional ensemble work such as singing, acting, dancing, to playing multiple roles which include choir, sound effects, stage hands, magicians assistants and creators of magic and illusion. 

Bedknobs and Broomsticks is magnificently magical, creating memories to hold on to.  Well done Disney! What a wonderful gift.  To quote the shows on lyrics, “There’s pure inspiration in every creation.”  You simply must zoom to this land of make believe where dreams really can come true.

WE SCORE DISNEY'S BEDKNOBS AND BROOMSTICKS - 10/10

 

Tell Me on a Sunday

Tell Me On A Sunday - The Lowry, Salford - Tuesday 19th October 2021

One of our trusted reviewers, Karen Ryder, headed over to The Lowry on Tuesday to see the wonderful Jodie Prenger on centre stage in Tell Me On A Sunday. The musical runs until Saturday and we have an offer for Wednesday and Thursday shows. Book your ticket today...


I’m going to ignore the productions instruction and tell you about Tell Me On A Sunday on a TuesdayOh “Take That Look Off Your Face,” blame my Dad for a lifetime of bad dad jokes (sorry dad!)

I have never seen Tell Me On A Sunday and had no preconception of what it was about (well until I heard on the radio that the first act consisted of the show itself and the second act was a Q&A) but it turns out I did know many of the songs from my musically well spent youth, much to the annoyance of my friend as I found myself humming snippets throughout the interval.  And as she frequently likes to tell me, I sound like a strangled cat!


Tell Me On A Sunday
portrays the story of Emma and her rather rocky love life.  Set against a beautiful New York skyline, the set design creates a wonderful intimacy, so we feel connected to Emma in her apartment.  I must admit, it made me look up holidays to NYC when I got home, only to be stopped by the need to write this review.

With music written by Andrew Lloyd Webber, lyrics by Don Black and direction by Paul Foster, this production of Tell Me On A Sunday certainly has a winning team.  This one woman show (and incredible live band) may be a revival meaning it’s leading lady Jodie Prenger (winner of ALW “I’d Do Anything”, Nancy in Oliver, Miss Hannigan in Annie, Madame Thenardier in Les Mis, Shirley Valentine tour but to name a mere few from her extensive career) is walking in the footsteps of musical theatre legends such as Bernadette Peters and Marti Webb, but fear not because Jodi is simply spectacular.


The first act follows Emma’s bumpy search for a Green Card and for love.  It takes her from England to New York, to California and back to New York again. She does find the green card but not the man.  Fear not though because all ends on a positive note of resilience, strength and gritty determination that things can and will change for Emma.  As this is a one woman show, it takes a lot of convincing acting from Jodie Prenger to make us believe she is having conversations with her love rat boyfriends and questionable friends, but convince us she does.  It’s quite incredible that the combination of her talent, sound effects, song lyrics, and musical repetitions allow the story to move along so easily and without the need of anything big or flashy.  The sound effects help move the story along and help place the scene, such as a doorbell, a door slam, a plane taking off at an airport and a telephone ring.  The musical repetitions allow us to follow the pattern of Emma’s life, with letters to her mum wittily and touchingly informing us of her latest break up or of a new fella and see her trying to put a brave face on, whilst “Let Me Finish” allows us into her inner turmoil of the beginning of the end with her latest flame.  The lyrics to the songs are touching, poignant and funny in equal measure.  Lyrics from “Capped Teeth And Caeser Salad” stood out and tickled me as Emma shares her views on life in LA.

“When her bosoms droop, fifty surgeons swoop”


Tell Me On A Sunday
and Jodie Prenger really takes us on a personal journey and it does so with humour, despair and brutal truth.  It isn’t overly sentimental and isn’t too theatrical.  It is just right.  I would love to see this again in a smaller theatre as I think the level of intimacy the show tries to create would be even more appreciated.

The second half was essentially advertised as a simple Q&A session so I know a few people left, however it was so much more.  It was actually kind of like of a mini concert, with more ALW songs from Jodie and her amazingly talented understudy Jodie Beth Meyer who is definitely one to watch out for.  Yes there was a Q&A (which was brilliant by the way and we got to see the full bubbly, showbiz personality of Jodie Prenger) but it was matched with familiar songs and even a bit of “Oom pah pah” and clapping from the audience, all overseen by the ridiculously talented musical director Francis Goodhand who accompanied on the piano.  I loved the Q&A’s of “When did you first get into drama?”  “The minute I was born darling!” and “What is Andrew Lloyd Webber really like?” “Well he can write a good tune so I think he’ll do alright.”


Jodie Prenger
is truly engaging in this role.  She is dynamic, delicate and delightful in the face of her downright disastrous love life.  Jodie is able to portray Emma as a woman who is dedicated to finding true love and the subtly with which she achieves this is a beautiful tribute to the lesson of “Less is More.” 

Tell Me On A Sunday is a unique musical theatre show and it works in its favour so I shall be telling people about it every day of the week, but especially on a Sunday.

We score Tell Me On A Sunday - 8/10

We have an offer for performances on Wednesday & Thursday. The show ends on Saturday.

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Death Drop - The Lowry, Salford - Wednesday 13th October 2021

And the category is………………Death Drop realness!

I was gagging to get my first real life glimpse at legit RuPaul alumni and I was not disappointed.  Each and every Queen (and King) entered the stage to rapturous applause from their eager audience and continued to demand it throughout their performance.

Vinegar Strokes (RuPaul’s Drag Race UK S1) is the first Queen to enter the stage, and literally arrives with a bang (behave yourself – no pun intended this early on!)   Vinegar plays Lady Von Fistenburg, the host of a strange manor house on Tuck Island where guests are invited to celebrate Charles and Diana’s 10th wedding anniversary.  Vinegar starts by belting out a song that makes sure we know this play is set in 1991, with numerous witty, nostalgic and funny references to trends, celebrities and politics of the time.  It’s a great tool to use hindsight as comedic gold, and use it they do.

As the play unfolds we see the guests and hired help start to arrive, all of whom offer their own unique brand of fabulousness.  Holly Stars (comedian and writer of Death Drop) plays the Bottomley sisters trio of Blue, Brie and Spread (but only because Claudia Schiffer and friends couldn’t make it!)  Blue, Brie and Spread are triplets – identical just like peas in a pod (three little peas, named after cheese!)  They remain identical until the second act when things, well - kind of have to change!  Murder will do that after all.   

 


Willam
(RuPaul’s Drag Race  S4, Nip / Tuck) plays Shazza  - a sassy fading popstar who no one (well almost no one) wants to hear sing.  She has a recent past with Phil Maker – a sleezy sex crazed television executive played by Georgia Frost.  Shazza and Phil are papped on a date by the loathsome Morgan Pierce, Editor of The World Of News.  Morgan is played by Karen From Finance (RuPaul’s Drag Race Down Under S1) and little does she know that publishing her picture of Shazza and Phil will lead to murder.

Ra’Jah O’Hara (RuPaul’s Drag Race S11, RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars S6) plays Summer Raines – a famous weather girl………sorry……..meteorologist, who as you would expect from Ra’Jah, wears a lot of purple and reverbs “Oh My God” a lot.  The cast is completed with Richard Energy (All The Kings Men, stand up) playing Rich Whiteman – a pompous, woman hating political figure who has many secrets of his own.

 


Once the guests have all arrived at Shantay house, it begins to dawn on them that nobody actually knows Lady Von Fistenburg, nobody is actually going to get to meet Princess Diana and nobody can actually leave Tuck Island due to a storm closing off their only exit route.  The power is dodgy, the phone lines are down and things are about to start getting very real very fast.  After all, there’s nothing like a little murder to give you perspective.

Death Drop isn’t like your average murder mystery.  It is a mix between a farce, an adult pantomime and every colour of the rainbow inbetween.  It makes great use of physical comedy, slapstick and toilet humour.  Yes it has a cast of drag Queens and Kings but it does not rely on this.  Holly Stars is clearly a writer who knows her theatre styles and celebrates its rich history of drag on the stage.  So Holly, you can tell your friend Wendy from next-door-but-one that yes, we are sure you’re going to be just as famous as Shakespeare is!

 


The costumes and make up in Death Drop are pure Drag Queen extravaganza.  The Drag King costumes are comedic gold.  The songs are original, funny, shady and catchy with a few T bombs thrown in for good measure.  Shazza’s “Oh go on then, I’ll sing my big hit song if I have to” number “Oopsie Whoopsie” is reassuringly catchy and the whole audience ends up joining in, though I’m sure we all secretly wanted to and loved the cheese of it all.  And if you don’t like cheese, fear not because there’s also artic roll on the menu and you WILL love that because it’s from M&S!!

All in all, Death Drop is a strong, professional and very British show.  It is nothing like the chaotic Drag Race acting challenges. The only reason the show didn’t score 10/10 is because I was dying to see an actual death drop and there weren’t any in tonight’s performance, though never say never for future performances. 

If you were around in the 1990’s you’ll love Death Drop for all its references – good and bad - and I promise you’ll never look at a crispy pancake the same way again!  So book your tickets and please do everyone a favour – when you do go – take some cocktail sticks for goodness sakes because they could really use some!

We score Death Drop - 9/10!!!

 

Grease - Opera House, Manchester - Tuesday 12th October 2021

“Rama lama lama ka dinga da dinga dong
Shoo-bop sha wadda wadda yippity boom de boom
Chang chang changitty chang sha-bop
Dip da-dip da-dip doo-wop da doo-bee doo
Boogedy boogedy boogedy boogedy
Shoo-be doo-wop she-bop
Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na yippity dip de doom
A Wop ba-ba lu-mop and wop bam boom!”

If any of that made any sense to you whatsoever then grab your comb, your hair gel, and your 1950’s attitude because you’ll understand that Grease is back in town!  And make no mistake, those Rydell high kids mean business.   

Have I seen the film before?  Errr – only about a squillion times!  Have I seen the stage musical before?  Why yes, just a few times…………am I bored of it?  Absolutely not!  Would I go again tomorrow night!  You bet your Summer Nights I would because not only is this a brand new production to the ones I’ve seen before, I’m also Hopelessly Devoted to Grease!  It’s The One That I Want!  Grease Is The Word!  And, We Go Together! OK, OK I know that was cheesy but don’t judge me.  After all, There Are Worse Things I Could Do!  Sorry.  I promise I’m done!

 

 

For those of you that are totally unaware (does this person even exist?), Grease tells the classic story of high school boy meets high school girl.  Set in 1950’s America, we get all the fabulous rock n’ roll settings, fashion and references you could want.  Danny and Sandy have a rocky road to love.  Fuelled by their different backgrounds, Danny’s over riding desire to be cool, their friends interference and the crazy ups and downs of the Pink Ladies and the Burger Palace Boys (aka The T-Birds) who “rule the school,” their classic love story is followed in all it’s teenage angst glory.  Of course, it proves too much for their relationship to survive so something has to change………cue the famous black jumpsuit, red shoes (or in this case black converse trainers), back combed hair and the infamous line – “Tell me about it, stud.”

The stage version of Grease is based on the original Broadway script rather than the movie so there are some subtle changes – even if you have seen this stage show before, which I have, it will come as a complete surprise because there are numerous changes.  Songs such as “Mooning,” “Freddy My Love,” and the brilliant “Those Magic Changes,” which take a background seat in the film are given the credit they deserve on stage.  They allow for the insanely talented cast to unleash their triple threat skills for all to see.   I love that the stage version digs deeper into the secondary characters, giving each their moment in the spotlight and making them more memorable than the film, where we have all been guilty of naming the T-Birds as Danny, Kenickie, and the other three (Doody, Sonny and Putzie).  This production of Grease is also home to songs that aren’t in the film or the previous stage revivals, such as “Tattoo Song” and “How Big I’m Gonna Be.”  Even though the story was obviously so familiar, it was also a wonderfully new experience, one I wasn’t expecting, and one I’m glad I gained. 

 


So let’s talk a little about the insanely talented cast.  Of course we have to go straight to the big name in the show – Peter Andre.  He gained a huge audience response from his first moment on stage where he is clearly so at home, so in control of the crowd, so smooth, sleek and cheesy as hell – all of which his character demanded of him and all of which I loved.  He doubled up as Vince Fontaine and the Teen Angel.  As Vince Fontaine, he was able to showcase his dance moves and comic timing whilst as Teen Angel he truly let his vocals rip and was so much more than the teentastic pop star some may have expected.  Sandy was played by the shows understudy Ellie Kingdon and she was amazing.  After that performance, Ellie surely only has leading roles in her future.  Her rendition of Hopelessly Devoted and the Sandra Dee reprise were spine tingling.  Dan Partridge played Danny Zuko and he was everything you’d want Danny to be – charismatic, tough, gentle, funny and engaging.  The entire cast was flawless and was such a huge ensemble, I could write a full review on each of them alone, but I need to leave you time to go and buy tickets for the show - so I won’t.

I have to mention the choreography by Arlene Phillips though, widely known as a judge on Strictly Come Dancing, for it was innovative, modern and made me feel out of breath just watching it.  The routine in Greased Lightening may not have been the classic dance moves I was expecting but I honestly didn’t care, for the percussion inspired dance on the tin barrels was incredible.  The full cast dancing to Hand Jive had me literally bouncing in my seat and the We Go Together Reprise roused the audience to their feet to join in the Megamix, where I literally broke the heel of my boot booging away!  It was the perfect ending for the audience truly became a part of the show and it allowed us all to finally become a Rydell High graduate and cast member.        

 


The creative team were clearly the dream team too for the set was just shewifchkhifwoufhc – and that’s not a typo - I simply can’t find enough positive words!  It made me want to jump on stage because it truly transported me.  For Summer Nights there was somehow a gymnasium, the bleachers, the canteen, and the lockers all on stage at the same time without it being crowded, confusing or unbelievable.    The lighting was genius, with the use of projections enhancing the set and also a pulsating red ring of echo lights to represent a broadcast whenever Vince Fontaine was on air.  So clever.

Grease is everything I wanted it to be and then some more.  It’s no wonder this show has a cult following and that it’s script can be quoted, referenced and understood without even mentioning the word Grease.  Whether it’s the dance moves, the characters, the songs, the one liners or the culture references that attract people year after year to this uplifting, classic show, people will be imitating it for years to come.  We have all tried to bust a move like John Travolta, seen ourselves reflected in one of the characters, wished we were more like a different character, wanted to live in a 1950’s diner eating burgers, fries and sipping our milkshakes.  It’s an idolised dream of a bygone era and you feel so much cooler just by watching it.  Every kid I knew growing up will have said at least once, “That’s my name – don’t wear it out,” or “You’re cruisin’ for a bruisin’.”  They will have curled their lip, bent their knees and shimmied to Grease Lightening at a family party.  They will have spent their entire weekends learning all the lines to the film and screaming at Sandy that she doesn’t have to change just to get a man……………..no??  Only me?  Well, judging by a large number of the audience who not only sang along to every popular lyric but mouthed along to half the script too, I guess I’m not on my own after all.  Grease is the perfect nostalgia for my childhood, my teens, my adulthood and for a time I haven’t even lived in but wish I could have experienced.  So, head on down to Rydell High via the Manchester Opera House and remember, “It doesn’t matter if you win or lose, it’s what you do with your dancin’ shoes!”

WE SCORE GREASE - 10/10!!!

Priscilla Queen Of The Desert The Musical

Priscilla Queen Of The Desert - Palace Theatre, Manchester - Monday 11th October 2021

Grab your glitter, shake your sparkles and fluff up that feather boa for Priscilla Queen Of The Desert is back in town! 

The question on my lips was “How do you make this shimmering sensation of a show even more fabulous than previous tours?”  Well I didn’t think it humanly possible, but you add more glitter, more feathers, more ridiculously riotous rockin’ costumes…….oh and you add Jason Donovan as a producer of course!!  I mean come on!  Boxes ticked in every glorious colour of the rainbow thank you very much.

So, after a stinker of a day where I fought my laptop (and my laptop won), I set off in my glitterball top ready to let the joy of this show wash over my “IP address / VPN / whatever other new technical words I’ve learnt today” brain.  As suspected, all I really needed to fix my stress was, (to quote the show), “A cock in a frock on a rock!”

 

 

Priscilla just keeps getting better and better.  Its continuous catchy dance floor fillers allow your brain to tune out not only your day but the last 18 months or so.  You are swept away by the familiar disco tunes and find yourself shimmying along with the best of them.  “I love the night life”, “Don’t leave me this way”, and everyone’s favourite karaoke belter “I will survive,” are just the tip of the iceberg and my personal favourite, “We belong” sums up the shows underlying genuine message about acceptance.  The show has a strong story which is not to be ignored, but let’s just stop and know it’s also ok to simply bop to the beat and have fun.  Priscilla provides that unashamedly.  This is fast becoming one of my favourite shows and I think the audience agreed as the energy filled the room, the applause started and everyone joined in clapping and cheering from the second the overture started.

 

 

If you have no idea who or what Priscilla is - she is a camper van who makes an epic journey across Australia, carrying three friends to Alice Springs where they are booked to do a drag show extravaganza.  However, the journey across Australia throws up more than the trio bargained for including prejudice, assault, death, acceptance, self-discovery, hope and love.  The destination provides more than their drag show too when we watch the most beautiful love story unfold between father and son.  The simplicity of this scene against the backdrop of a flamboyant drag lifestyle is truly heart-warming and the innocence of love simply being love that shines out of the child, holds a promise for a brighter, more tolerant future.  There are so many moments of poignancy set against a glittery high heeled kick and splits that the show not only has the full fun factor, it also has depth and meaning.  The use of an extended silence following a high-powered dance routine in which the audience are merrily clapping along, makes the prejudiced abuse that immediately follows a powerful kick of a different kind.  A simple line at this point really stopped me in my tracks.

            “I thought they loved us?”

            “Only till sunrise.”

The three friends onboard Priscilla are Bernadette played by Miles Western, Tick / Mitzi played by Edwin Ray and Adam / Felicia played by Nick Hayes.  All three actors portraying these parts are seasoned theatre professionals and it shows.  The chemistry between the three of them is perfect and they switch with ease from throwing shade to care giving as the story demands. Nick Hayes has the biggest emotional rollercoaster playing Felicia and he is truly mesmerising, giving me goosebumps on several occasions.  His rendition of Kylie’s “Confide in me” is striking and shows exactly what he is capable of.  The trio working together provide some cracking harmonies, such as True Colours and We Belong.  Simply stunning.

 

 

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Priscilla is a tonic of the best kind.  I seriously haven’t stopped smiling.  It is a joyous toe tapping, hip swivelling, sparkly sensation and has some of the best one liners ever, so get yourself down to the Cock a Two club, make sure you don’t sit in the splash zone (or do – what ever takes your fancy I suppose) and enjoy yourself…………..every version of yourself……..and just celebrate the brilliance of live theatre!

Thank you Priscilla.  You were exactly what I needed after the not so great a start to my day.  In fact – as of tonight I shall shun all tech language and replace it with my own Priscilla inspired terminology.  So, for all you tech lovers out there, let it be known that if I ask for an IP address, I’m asking for the location of the next tour stop for the Incredible Priscilla and if I reference a VPN, I am clearly talking about the only acronym that makes any sense – VISIT PRISCILLA NOW!!

PS – How on earth do they do their make up so fast?!!!!!

We score Priscilla - 10/10!!!

 

Heathers the Musical

Heathers The Musical - Palace Theatre, Manchester - Tuesday 5th October 2021

“How very!”

If you know Heathers, then you know. 

Well I didn’t know Heathers, but now I do and I’m so glad I do, so “How very”, it is. 

Heathers is affected, unexpected and perfectly perfected.  It was obvious from way before the show even began that it had a strong following as audience members were dressed up like the girls on the poster outside the theatre.  It was even clearer when only one chord was struck and the audience went wild – and just to make sure I was in no doubt, when the Heathers appeared (3 “mean girl” type figures all called Heather) the audience went insane.  It definitely felt like I had arrived late to a party where everyone knew each other but it was a party I absolutely wanted to stay at and have someone buy me a drink – though not a blue one! (again if you know, then you know).

 

 

Heathers is a tricky little paradox of a story.  It is like several teen movies all mixed together, (such as Mean Girls, The Breakfast Club, Clueless) – yet it is nothing like them at all for Heathers serves its punches with a little bit of poison.  Actually, it is based on its own film, which I haven’t seen either but apparently starred Winona Ryder and Christian Slater.  So why is it a paradox?  Well it follows the teen movie rules – girl (Veronica) feels like a geek at high school and wants to be popular (be a Heather), girl finds a way to get in with the populars, girl then meets boy, girl has to ditch old geeky best friend to remain popular, girl eventually sees the light and reverts back to her true self……..you get the picture.

 

 

However, Heathers has a dark edge to it, a little bit of grit and depth that isn’t your typical high school story at all.  It takes its own path through the teen angst so for instance when boy meets girl, we see Veronica meet JD who actually turns out to be…….well a little bit unhinged to be perfectly honest and we see the potential of a future Bonnie and Clyde developing.  Heathers deals with tough subjects throughout (suicide, bullying, assault, sexuality and acceptance to name a few) but it does so with a twist of comedy so it doesn’t feel preachy, icky or twee.  It’s actually very clever and quite hard to describe its special nuances that make it’s delivery stand out so I think you should just go and see for yourself because it really is brilliant.

 

 

It was exciting to realise that the cast are, in the majority, newbies.  Some are even making their professional debut.  It was shocking too because you would rank them up there with the seasoned stars.  They were all insanely talented so watch out for the following names because these guys are stars.  Rebecca Wickes plays Veronica with the perfect blend of geek to Heather to somewhere inbetween, belting out numbers like it’s no effort whatsoever.  Simon Gordon is engaging and scary as J.D.  He is so convincing you actually feel sorry for him despite his, er………hobbies.  Maddison Firth is fierce as Heather Chandler and gives an equally brilliant comic delivery as Veronica’s conscience.  Merryl Ansah is fabulous as Heather Duke, as is Lizzie Parker as Heather McNamara.  Mhairi Angus plays Martha, Veronicas best friend and gives a complex blend of true emotion mixed with humour in her solo number.  Liam Doyle and Rory Phelan are perfectly paired as the jock due Kurt and Ram, with hilarious comedic (and very athletic) delivery.  Georgina Hagen, Andy Brady and Kurt Kansley complete the main cast – each playing multiple roles, each as convincing as the last.


 

The quick one liners are plentiful in Heathers and delivered with perfection, such as “I’d ask you what your problem was but you probably couldn’t pronounce it”.  But the comedy isn’t limited to one liners – the facial expressions used to let us in on what a character is truly feeling are genius and help move the story along.  I particularly loved the attention to detail in a slow mo fight scene when the jocks had been punched.  They somehow even got their lips and cheeks to wobble in slow motion from the after affects of a punch.  Hilarious!

There are truly moving messages disguised with a bit of glitz and glamour, such as the song “Dead gay son”.  The audience reaction to the integration of the Pride flag and statements about acceptance and moving forwards not backwards, make it clear that the shows messages do come across, and are absolutely not lost in the toe tapping, hand clapping way they are delivered.

 

 

Honestly, this show is so clever.  On the one hand I just want to embrace the fun of it and party to the amazing tunes it consistently throws out.  But on the other hand, I work with teenagers, and I can’t escape the topics that Heathers raises, the battles these teenagers face every day and how very real these things are to them.  I’ve heard their fears and their troubles first hand so also applaud the show for handling these things in such a way that doesn’t mock, doesn’t belittle, doesn’t preach and allows you to have fun whilst trying to understand.  Then just as I’m watching and getting emotional, they send out Martha, Veronica’s best friend, on a motorised scooter to break the tension.  Heathers!!  You’re messing with my head!  Do I laugh or cry?  I guess both.  Though the over riding feeling I’m leaving with is one of having an absolute blast (no pun intended – that will make sense when you go and watch it).  It is most definitely a feel good show with a few lessons learnt along the way, and if you don’t learn any lessons then you are definitely a Heather and not a Veronica.

 

WE SCORE HEATHERS THE MUSICAL - 9/10!!!

 

SPOILER ALERT:
Due to Manchester’s recent history some may wish to know in advance that there is a simulation of a bomb explosion in the second half.  It is in keeping with the story and is over very quickly.  The tension is quickly broken with humour (unrelated to the bomb) so the humour is absolutely not in bad taste.  

 

Charlie and Stan - The Lowry, Salford Quays - Monday 13th September 2021

Charlie & Stan!  I love the promise these two names hold.  Two geniuses, two comedy legends, two names that aren’t frequently put together but I’m glad they were tonight.  I’m glad a lady called Irene Cotton had this idea and I’m glad that a gentleman called Paul Hunter wrote it.

Charlie & Stan is loosely based around Charlie Chaplin and Stan Laurel’s boat journey to America in 1910.  The play shows us different stages in both the duo’s lives through flash backs and flash forwards, but it always comes back to the boat, where their manager and music hall empresario Fred Karno keeps a money laden eye on them.

 



The whole concept of this show is brilliant.  Everything is so prepared, polished and perfect, that the slapstick style of performing is believably happening for the first time.  You have to be incredibly talented to look that clumsy, and talented is what this cast are.  Danielle Bird plays a wonderful Charlie.  She is athletic, gentle, charming and laugh out loud funny.  She is engaging from beginning to end without ever saying a word.  Her acrobatics, agility and acting are at the heart of this strong ensemble cast.  Jerone Marsh-Reid plays an endearing Stan.  He manages to portray Stan with an edge of innocence throughout and again shows unbelievable strength and stamina with his physical performance.  He is sweet and strong, funny and heart-warming.  Nick Haverson plays Frank Karno with ease and is ridiculously agile and throws himself around the stage with gusto.  Haverson also doubles up as Oliver Hardy – a real treat to see and hilarious to behold the transformation, but we are still not done with Haverson for he also adds musicality throughout with his superb drum and percussion sets.  He was so good, my dad actually had me google him at the end for he was sure Haverson must belong to some famous rock band!  Sara Alexander is the musical heartbeat of the show, performing the silent movie music live on piano, providing sound effects, comically timed interactions with cast (and audience!) and generally being everything anyone may need at any given time.  She doubles up to play Charlie’s mother in a flash back to his early life as well.

 

 

The play takes place in the style of an old silent movie and you find you really don’t miss or need the spoken word.  The underlying music and the odd art deco subtitle projected onto a curtain keep the story moving and easy to follow.  The lack of words does not mean lack of understanding or communication though – far from it.  This ensemble shows us just how much we can and do communicate through facial expressions and body language – the perfect setting for the art of slapstick comedy.  Each movement is so carefully and cleverly choreographed that you understand the intention as clearly as someone telling you – more so because the physical comedy keeps you engaged and hooked, so you find your mind is in the moment and not drifting off to thoughts of tomorrows workload or if you should stop at the chippy on the way home as it often does when we are supposed to be listening to someone.  A big shout out to Jos Houben (physical comedy consultant) and Nuna Sandy (choreography) for having the ability to create something that stops me thinking about a chip muffin special!

 

 

The play opens with the pianist entering the fantastic set wearing a face mask.  She is instantly funny, slowly antibacing her hands, each finger in turn, before she sets herself down at the piano.  She is joined by a skwarking seagull attack on Haverson who then lets rip on a killer drum solo.  Charlie joins us through a suitcase and the play has begun.  There are so many stand out, belly laugh, and just plain beautifully daft moments.  A “slapstick off” between Charlie and Stan in the audience circle that leaves you holding your breath, the supporting cast (Harris Cain and Frances Knox) getting literally wrapped up in the stage curtain, the involvement of the audience for both music and dancing (because an extra pair of hands is needed and because Charlie falls in love), the magic suitcases, the classic Chaplin-esque moments of always having your own cutlery, the classic Laurel moments of always having a hard boiled egg in your inside pocket, the tap dancing duo, the “never gets old” hit someone on the head with a frying pan act, and to top it all off, I honestly never thought I would leave saying I have just watched Charlie Chaplin and Stan Laurel street dancing!  But I did – and it was genius!

 


I think that’s the best word to sum up this show – genius!  Because it is about two genius comic legends, it is a genius idea and the cast are genius in their performances.  There is a delicately haunting echo of “Smile” at certain moments through the show and  with the last eighteen months lightened by this feel good show (actually – feel BETTER than good show), it feels like the perfect quote to finish on;

“Light up your face with gladness
Hide every trace of sadness
Although a tear may be ever so near
That’s the time you must keep on trying
Smile what’s the use of crying
You’ll find that life is still worthwhile
If you’ll just Smile.”
  

We loved this fine piece of comedy drama. Full marks for Charlie and Stan.
   

WE SCORE CHARLIE AND STAN - 10/10!!!

Everybody's Talking About Jamie

Everybody's Talking About Jamie - The Lowry, Salford - Saturday 4th September 2021

One of our trusted reviewers, Karen Ryder, enjoyed an amazing night at The Lowry as she attended Everybody's Talking About Jamie on Saturday. Another top notch production you have to see...

Everybody’s Talking About Jamie” - and now so am I am because it’s fierce, fabulous and funny.  It is moving, educational and packed with so many cracking one liners that you need to stay alert so you don’t miss the next joke as you’re still laughing at the previous one!

So who is Jamie and why is everybody talking about him?  Well Jamie is actually Jamie Campbell, the real life 16 year old school boy from a small village who dreams of becoming a Drag Queen.  The real Jamie just wanted to go to his prom in a dress - it sounds simple enough, but people being people, he met a fair bit of stupid with a side dish of ignorant along the way as to why he shouldn’t do that.  But Jamie knew who he was and so his journey started.  He wrote to numerous television companies.  One wrote back – just a few weeks before prom!  They made a documentary of his story, “Jamie:  Drag Queen at 16”, and it is from this that the musical was born.

 

The musical leaves out the TV part and follows Jamie’s journey as he battles and shimmy’s his way through life as an emerging drag queen.  We meet a host of supportive and unsupportive characters who reflect society and highlight the ugly language and views that Jamie has to face just to be his true self.  Even through his friends who do support him, it educates by showing there is such a lack of understanding.  Being a drag queen doesn’t necessarily mean you want to be a woman.  It doesn’t have to mean you are transgender.  It doesn’t have to mean anything other than you want to be a drag queen.  It is an art form.  It is a way for those who have been judged and misunderstood to be free.  It is a thing to be celebrated.


So as the show starts, get ready for the huge ca-ching clunks as this cast is full of name drops and not a single one of them disappoints.  There is Layton Williams, a local Greater Manchester lad from Bury (Billy Elliot, Beautiful People, Hairspray, Rent, School For Stars – and look out for him in the new film version of Everybody's Talking About Jamie).  He is born to play this role.  Convincing, loveable, quick witted, you are rooting for his character right from the start.  Shane Richie (Eastenders, Grease) plays Hugo, Jamie’s drag mamma, and is gracious in his performance.  There is no panto dame caricature, but a genuine and moving performance.  Shobna Gulati (Coronation Street, Dinnerladies, Doctor Who) plays Ray – his mum's wise cracking, “got ya back” best friend.  She is just brilliant and I want her to be on my side for sure.  Loved her character and performance.  Amy Ellen Richardson (basically you name a musical or play and she has done it) plays Jamie’s mum.  She gave me goosebumps with the emotional song “He’s My Boy”, where she sings about her pure love for her son following an argument with him.  Stunning. 

George Sampson (Britains Got Talent, Diversity, Waterloo Road) is really convincing at being the mean bully Dean.  He is equally as moving when we see him realise his own limitations and warped views of Jamie.  Lara Denning (again, you name the musical or play and she has most likely done it) plays Miss Hedge – a really important character to show the difficulties the young students often face at school from the very people they are supposed to be able to turn to for support, advice and education.  Miss Hedge offers opinions, not education and it is really brave to highlight that this is something still happening in schools.  Sharan Phull (Bend it Like Beckham, The Importance of being Earnest, Romeo and Juliet) plays Pritti – Jamie's best friend.  She plays her character with a beautiful strength and helps to educate us all along the way.  The entire cast is mesmerising and clearly have full respect for each other because you can feel it.


The musical opens with a lively, energetic classroom scene where we are introduced to Jamie straight away.  We are dropped into the middle of a careers advice class where Jamie learns his supposed ideal job is a truck driver or prison guard! Jamie wants to be a drag queen. The script is quick and current, referencing the dreaded C word (no not your charisma, uniqueness nerve and talent) but covid.  It is always referenced with humour though, so don’t be put off.  For instance, one student tried to convince the teacher his dad is a key worker but it turns out he’s actually a locksmith!

This script really has too many laugh out loud moments to mention but each live is delivered with the ease and skill of seasoned performers.   The humour is used skilfully and makes the poignant moments stand out all the more for it.

The staging works really well with projection used to good effect, including showing the selfies on a screen that the students are taking. The desks used in the opening scene are simply switched round to create a brick wall and transport us to a different location immediately. The hard working cast do all the scene changes themselves often using the opportunity to express their thoughts through a simple look or head shake. This is done superbly by the bulky character of Dean played by George Sampson. It gives the whole show a slick, realistic feel.

The choreography could be a show in itself - from the beautiful contemporary duo during “If I met myself again”, to the amazing voguing, to each cast member having a solo spot in the finale.   

The audience was quite amazing too, wearing every emotion and reaction on their sleeves with gasps, awws and literal insults thrown out to the bigoted ignorance of the uneducated characters. 

One of my favourite lines was “Toto we’re not in Asda anymore”, delivered by Shobna Gulati’s character Ray.  This simple line is not only funny and witty but can be used to show that there are plenty of shops out there, each selling different yet equally wonderful things.  Because one style and one size definitely does not fit all and the worlds a better place for it.


We loved this production. It is simply wonderful and easily scores full marks.
   

WE SCORE EVERYBODY'S TALKING ABOUT JAMIE - 10/10!!!


EVERYBODY'S TALKING ABOUT JAMIE IS ON AT THE LOWRY UNTIL SUNDAY 12TH SEPTEMBER. BOOK YOUR TICKETS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

Rocky Horror Show - Opera House, Manchester - Tuesday 24th August 2021

One of our trusted reviewers, Karen Ryder, was one of the lucky ones who attending Rocky Horror Show at the Opera House on Tuesday. It's what we've all been missing over the last 18 months, but now we're proud to announce that theatre is back with a bang...

“Let’s do the time warp again!”……and again and again because tonight’s show was just sensational.  I’m not sure how to write this review without sounding like an over excited teenager having just seen their favourite boy band because I’m gushing with superlatives, my ears are ringing, my heart is pounding and I’m full of adrenalin.

I was asked by a friend who had somehow lived a Rocky Horror Show free life, “What is it?  And who is Rocky?”  How to answer that question?  How to prepare someone?  My misplaced attempts at describing the show ranged from, “Rocky is a creature built by an alien from Transexual Transylvania who wears gold shorts and body glitter,” to “It’s panto for adults - on steroids!” and “It’s the modern, more randy version of Frankenstein!”  All my answers were met with the look of someone who thought I’d lost the plot, and so I stole my final answer directly from the show and said, “Don’t dream it. Be it.”

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Well tonight’s cast certainly made the dream of live theatre come true.  This show has a huge following and ant…..ic…….ipation was clinging to every ounce of flesh that was on show from the audience before the curtain had even gone up.  A huge cheer and round of applause greeted the audience member who dressed up as Frank N Furter as he entered the auditorium (for those who have yet to witness this, it involves a corset, suspenders, stockings and not much else).  This audience were ready to party and have fun.

As the curtain rose to reveal the Usherette, the audience went wild, a mixture of finally being allowed out to play again and the pure love for all things Rocky Horror.  It was theatre-oke.  If you knew the words – you joined in, loud and proud.  The Opera House was back in action and the audience was going make sure the whole of Manchester knew it.  

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I’ve seen Rocky Horror a few times over the years, but this cast and production was the slickest dream team yet.  From the advertising, I knew that Ore Oduba was to play Brad but had no idea of further casting, so I was thrilled to find out that musical theatre legend Stephen Webb was Frank N Furter and the insanely talented Phillip Franks was to play the Narrator.  Every cast member deserves recognition (Haley Flaherty, Joe Allen, Lauren Ingram, Suzie McAdam, Kristian Lavercombe, Ben Westhead, Darcy Finden, Reece Budin, Jordan Fox, Rachel Grundy, Danny Knott, Stefania Du Toit) for this was truly an ensemble piece.  It was wonderful to read in the programme that some of these performers were being given their professional debut break in this production.  A huge shout out to all the musicians and production team members too.

Ore Oduba has found his true home in musical theatre.  He is engaging, sharp, witty and can sing and dance with the ease of the greats like Gene Kelly. Stephen Webb commands the stage with his mere presence and fits the role as perfectly as his hands fit his pink rubber gloves!  Haley Flaherty is engagingly brilliant as the innocent / bad girl Janet.  Phillip Franks has the audience eating out of the palm of his hands, and whilst it may seem that the audience has control as they shout out the numerous “prepared filthy and friendly heckles” or “script enhancements,” depending on which way you choose to look at it (and believe me, in this show, it’s all about which way you choose to look at it!) Phillip Franks is the one who is in control at all times.  His come backs are current, hilarious, and add that extra special layer that Rocky Horror is known for.  There was even a Boris Johnson impersonation and a playful insult thrown out to Jeremy Clarkson!

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But be in no doubt, there is one more cast member in this production we haven’t yet talked about – the audience.  The audience have always played a vital role in the live Rocky Horror productions.  It is expected, it is encouraged, and the show wouldn’t be the same without it.  As I said, I’ve seen this show a few times before but tonight there was plenty of new “audience additions” that I hadn’t heard before.  It’s great to see an audience evolving with it’s show, keeping it fresh and still loving it so much after all these years.

However, if you’ve never seen The Rocky Horror Show live before, fear not.  This audience are friendly.  They will welcome you as one of their own and get you through it until the sword of Damocles is no longer hanging over your head.  Full disclosure though, it is dripping with innuendo, sexual references and a care free attitude so you may not want to watch it with your dear sweet Aunt Alice, (though never say never!  Who knows what dear sweet Aunt Alice may have hidden away in her wardrobe!)  It does come with a guidance of aged 12 plus and I’d agree this is a wise move.

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Simply put, Rocky Horror show is packed with all the timeless classics we have come to know and love and is a guaranteed party night out, with sequins, feather boa’s and dancing in the aisles.  It’s unapologetic.  It’s fierce.  It’s astounding………time is fleeting……….madness takes it’s toll.  And remember – it’s just a jump to the left, and then a step to the ri..iii..iii…iyyyy.iiight!  Let’s do the time warp again!!!!!  Well??  What are you waiting for?!

WE SCORE ROCKY HORROR SHOW - 10/10!!!


ROCKY HORROR SHOW IS ON AT THE OPERA HOUSE UNTIL SUNDAY 29TH AUGUST. CLICK HERE FOR TICKETS!

The Rocky Horror Show

Rocky Horror Show - Opera House, Manchester - Tuesday 24th August 2021

“Let’s do the time warp again!”……and again and again because tonight’s show was just sensational.  I’m not sure how to write this review without sounding like an over excited teenager having just seen their favourite boy band because I’m gushing with superlatives, my ears are ringing, my heart is pounding and I’m full of adrenalin.

I was asked by a friend who had somehow lived a Rocky Horror Show free life, “What is it?  And who is Rocky?”  How to answer that question?  How to prepare someone?  My misplaced attempts at describing the show ranged from, “Rocky is a creature built by an alien from Transexual Transylvania who wears gold shorts and body glitter,” to “It’s panto for adults - on steroids!” and “It’s the modern, more randy version of Frankenstein!”  All my answers were met with the look of someone who thought I’d lost the plot, and so I stole my final answer directly from the show and said, “Don’t dream it. Be it.”

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Well tonight’s cast certainly made the dream of live theatre come true.  This show has a huge following and ant…..ic…….ipation was clinging to every ounce of flesh that was on show from the audience before the curtain had even gone up.  A huge cheer and round of applause greeted the audience member who dressed up as Frank N Furter as he entered the auditorium (for those who have yet to witness this, it involves a corset, suspenders, stockings and not much else).  This audience were ready to party and have fun.

As the curtain rose to reveal the Usherette, the audience went wild, a mixture of finally being allowed out to play again and the pure love for all things Rocky Horror.  It was theatre-oke.  If you knew the words – you joined in, loud and proud.  The Opera House was back in action and the audience was going make sure the whole of Manchester knew it.  

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I’ve seen Rocky Horror a few times over the years, but this cast and production was the slickest dream team yet.  From the advertising, I knew that Ore Oduba was to play Brad but had no idea of further casting, so I was thrilled to find out that musical theatre legend Stephen Webb was Frank N Furter and the insanely talented Phillip Franks was to play the Narrator.  Every cast member deserves recognition (Haley Flaherty, Joe Allen, Lauren Ingram, Suzie McAdam, Kristian Lavercombe, Ben Westhead, Darcy Finden, Reece Budin, Jordan Fox, Rachel Grundy, Danny Knott, Stefania Du Toit) for this was truly an ensemble piece.  It was wonderful to read in the programme that some of these performers were being given their professional debut break in this production.  A huge shout out to all the musicians and production team members too.

Ore Oduba has found his true home in musical theatre.  He is engaging, sharp, witty and can sing and dance with the ease of the greats like Gene Kelly. Stephen Webb commands the stage with his mere presence and fits the role as perfectly as his hands fit his pink rubber gloves!  Haley Flaherty is engagingly brilliant as the innocent / bad girl Janet.  Phillip Franks has the audience eating out of the palm of his hands, and whilst it may seem that the audience has control as they shout out the numerous “prepared filthy and friendly heckles” or “script enhancements,” depending on which way you choose to look at it (and believe me, in this show, it’s all about which way you choose to look at it!) Phillip Franks is the one who is in control at all times.  His come backs are current, hilarious, and add that extra special layer that Rocky Horror is known for.  There was even a Boris Johnson impersonation and a playful insult thrown out to Jeremy Clarkson!

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But be in no doubt, there is one more cast member in this production we haven’t yet talked about – the audience.  The audience have always played a vital role in the live Rocky Horror productions.  It is expected, it is encouraged, and the show wouldn’t be the same without it.  As I said, I’ve seen this show a few times before but tonight there was plenty of new “audience additions” that I hadn’t heard before.  It’s great to see an audience evolving with it’s show, keeping it fresh and still loving it so much after all these years.

However, if you’ve never seen The Rocky Horror Show live before, fear not.  This audience are friendly.  They will welcome you as one of their own and get you through it until the sword of Damocles is no longer hanging over your head.  Full disclosure though, it is dripping with innuendo, sexual references and a care free attitude so you may not want to watch it with your dear sweet Aunt Alice, (though never say never!  Who knows what dear sweet Aunt Alice may have hidden away in her wardrobe!)  It does come with a guidance of aged 12 plus and I’d agree this is a wise move.

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Simply put, Rocky Horror show is packed with all the timeless classics we have come to know and love and is a guaranteed party night out, with sequins, feather boa’s and dancing in the aisles.  It’s unapologetic.  It’s fierce.  It’s astounding………time is fleeting……….madness takes it’s toll.  And remember – it’s just a jump to the left, and then a step to the ri..iii..iii…iyyyy.iiight!  Let’s do the time warp again!!!!!  Well??  What are you waiting for?!

WE SCORE ROCKY HORROR SHOW - 10/10!!!

The Woman in Black

The Woman In Black - Palace Theatre, Manchester - Monday 23rd August 2021

Theatre is back!  Let’s just take a moment to appreciate that sentence.  THEATRE IS BACK!  It was incredible to walk through the Palace Theatre doors again, and staggered arrival times ensured that the foyer was spacious and pleasant.  This provided the opportunity to chat with staff and really soak up every element of being back in a theatre.  Not that I’m at all dramatic but I was playing “As if we never said goodbye”, from Sunset Boulevard through my head the entire time it took me to be seated. I even enjoyed being squished in the toilets again!

I was excited to be back in an audience, be entertained, be transported to a different world through imagination, actors, scenery, props, lighting, and stage effects.  I wanted the full shebang and I wasn’t disappointed.

The Woman In Black has been on my wish list for such a long time, yet has somehow always been the one that got away.  Maybe I was meant to see this production on this night in this venue, because there is not one thing that I would have changed.  In the meantime, I had seen the film.  I am thrilled to say that the theatre production wins hands down though.  There is nothing like theatre to tease you, create a temporary world that you are sucked into and you want to believe in.  You find yourself willing the scarey moments, the jumps, the screams – and immediately afterwards, you laugh.  You laugh because you are not watching a film where everything is imagined for you, but because you have just been scared by what you know is just a wicker basket, or a shadow or an invisible dog that you fully believe is there. 


The Woman In Black
tells the chilling tale of a ghost like figure that Arthur Kipps bares witness to when he is sent to represent his solicitors firm at the funeral of an elderly client.  He finds the locals unwilling to talk about the estate he must visit and feels the burden of a tale shrouded in mystery.  At first he is able to convince himself that the strange goings on are due to the solitude of the house, but the more time he spends there, the more the house reveals its secrets.  We see an older Arthur Kipps trying to unburden his story in the hope that sharing it with others will lay the ghosts to rest.  But this is the woman in black's story, and she alone when it will end.


Robert Goodale
and Anthony Eden are masters of their art.  They create something out of nothing time and time again.  They have you believing there are waterlogged marshes on stage, that there is a horse and trap, that they are each and everyone of the multiple characters they play.  And what is so clever about this play is that they even tell you they are doing it!  It allows you to share in the secret of how it is done.  When Arthur Kipps queries ‘How will we get an audience believing there is a horse and trap on stage?’, the actor shows him that all you need is acting and imagination.  He shows us quite convincingly that the wicker basket is now a horse and trap through simple movements and sound effects.  The clever twist of telling the story of The Woman In Black by an actor and Arthur Kipps, the gentleman whose story it is, allows theatre magic to sparkle right before your eyes.


The plays opens with Arthur Kipps repeating the same line over and over.  “It was 9.30 on Christmas Eve.”  He is directed by the actor, who desperately tries to get something, anything out of him that would engage an audience, yet every time the line comes out in exactly the same tone of voice.  Myself and my colleague both work with theatre students and were howling at this exact representation of how life with actors can sometimes be.  We were hooked.  The level of humour in the play was a surprise, as the film version is very dark and jumpy, yet the theatre version allowed you to explore every opposing emotion and experimented with how laughter can quickly turn to fear.  For instance, there is a clever section where The Actor has you totally hooked into, what in real terms, is actually nothing.  He sits reading notes, separating papers into piles that should be kept and piles that can be binned.  He doesn’t talk.  Instead, he mumbles as he reads the paper, making out it is of great interest, all the while slowly dropping his arm to place it in the ‘keep’ pile.  Then at the last second, he changes his mind.  The mumbles change to grumbles to show his sudden disinterest and it is thrown into the ‘binned’ pile.  A few seconds after the laughter you are tense as the lighting changes to highlight a sinister door that you just know is the kind of door that should stay locked and you should run from in the opposite direction.  A similar idea is used when Arthur Kipps is playing around with creating a character right infront of us, using a series of gurgles, mumbles, and indescribable noises, pauses and sniffs.  Both scenes are funny.  Both scenes are genius.  Time and time again this play creates something out of nothing, which is exactly what theatre is meant to do.


The use of sound is creative and enticing.  It is often used directionally (is that even a word?) so it sounds like the footsteps that start behind you on the right, slowly make their way round you until you are actually looking over your left shoulder expecting to see someone stood there.  Simple theatre techniques such as silence and darkness are used to optimum effect.  It allows your mind to become engaged, to play the game.  You are waiting. You have no idea what you are waiting for, but you know it is coming and you are waiting.  And when it comes, it is not what you thought it would be, even though you had no idea what you thought it would be, but this isn’t it, it's better, and it makes for edge of your seat, nail marks in your friends arm great theatre. 


Everything is designed to play on your primal fears.  Blackouts with torches, stage smoke fills the stage so you can’t see the actors, casting shadows so it looks like a huge hand is about to grab you. The production creates suspense to perfection and even though you know it’s all theatrics, it’s grip on your heartbeat is stronger because you are complicit in the game of theatre.


I truly believe that everyone studying theatre should come and watch this production as it is a masterclass in all theatre and acting techniques. Even if you aren’t studying theatre, it is an incredible piece of theatre and one that may just leave you sleeping with the light on and holding your children that little bit closer to you.


Thank you to all involved in the production, all the team members at the Palace Theatre. I was delighted to review this brilliant show at the Palace Theatres grand re-opening. Theatre is back and I can’t stop grinning!  
   

WE SCORE THE WOMAN IN BLACK - 10/10!!!


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Crongton Knights - The Lowry, Salford Quays, Manchester - Tuesday 10th March 2020

Calling all teachers of high school / youth students! Take them to see Crongton Knights.  It is a young adults book, which has been turned into a play.  It is based around gangs, social media issues, friendships, and discovering who you are.  The audience was therefore largely made up of teenagers on school trips - so put all this together and I could easily have felt like the old croney of the pack, but I didn’t.  The play is utterly universal with its message, it’s themes and delivery, with some of the best acting I’ve seen.  No, the only thing that left me feeling old was the conversation behind me at the interval;

 “Can I buy anything for £1.00? “.
“I don’t know.  How much are theatre crisps?”.  
“Are theatre crisps different to normal crisps?”
“Yeah, they’re posher”.

You are greeted by a street graffiti set upon entering the theatre, which dominates the stage and the story.  It is cleverly used for many scenes and effects throughout the play, creating unique interpretations, and keeping the hard working cast on their toes.

We follow the Crongton Knights (6 friends) over the course of one very dramatic evening, and witness first hand how such a simple idea of trying to right a wrong can have major ripple effects, especially if you can’t escape your own circumstances.

The play opens with a Capella beat boxing, harmonising, rapping and singing.  It’s unexpected, but very current and becomes a main feature throughout.  The use of movement is a big plus, and I honestly don’t know how the cast kept it up, because it was like watching them act, dance, rap, base jump, sing, and move their own scenery all at the same time.  But they didn’t miss a beat.  They weren’t out of breath, and never skipped a nuance in their rhythmic, street infused language.

The play was funny, poignant, dramatic, tension fuelled, and emotional, with clear strong messages to the young audience about the dangers of gangs, peer pressure, and mental health.

But it never felt preached, or rehearsed.  Infact, it is one of the most natural and realistic relationships between characters I’ve seen in a long time.  It truly seemed the arguments, the friendly banter and quips at each other were happening for real for the first time.  The characters delivered some real corker one liners, that I’m sure will be doing the rounds in numerous schools tomorrow morning.

Crongton Knights is a fantastic example of engaging a new young audience to the theatre,  and a great way to educate and entertain all ages to a reality that many like to ignore.

Insane Animals - HOME, Manchester - Saturday 29th February 2020

Calling all Humansexuals!  Grab you apocolipsticks, your sense of humour, and settle down to listen as aliens try to save us all from, well, ourselves, as we listen to the first story ever written.
 
Insane Animals is the latest offering from cult duo Bourgeois and Maurice.  I’ll be honest, before this show I hadn’t heard of them, but it was clear in the theatre that many had.  They have an amazing following, and I can see why.  They are sharp, quick witted, fun, yet manage to deliver strong messages, mixed in with current social and political observations.
 
This piece of theatre is really unlike any I’ve seen before, so quite tricky to define.  It’s a musical, but doesn’t follow usual musical convention.  It’s an existing story being retold, but doesn’t follow theatre “rules”.  There’s a live band on stage, but they aren’t just confined to musicianship.  The audience too are very much a part of the performance rather than just observers, with a lot of “theatreoake” shouting out and joining in taking part.  The fourth wall is smashed down time and time again by the casts day glow crocs and ABBA-esque heeled boots, drawing the audience further into their unique world.  In short, Insane Animals defies categorisation.  It creates its own rules........and then breaks those too!

Insane Animals is based around the first story ever written.  Aliens Bourgeois and Maurice want to save humanity from humanity, so go back in time to learn how it has been done before (I think - I did get a bit confused with the story, but to be honest I didn’t care as I was just enjoying myself regardless).  They meet Gilgamesh (or Darren), a tyrant style leader who rules through fear.  He must be challenged.  Enter Enkidu- the man raised in the wild.  But he needs to be civilised first - enter the Harlet who teaches him what it is to be human (hmmm if ya get my meaning).  Enkidu is tested time and again about what it is to be human.  Can he love, can he hate, can he fight, can he kill?  
 
The Gods punish Gilgamesh for making Enkidu human.  He dies.  Gilgamesh is heart broken and so goes on a quest to find immortality.  We travel through several time zones, meet Noah (kind of) of the Ark variety, and end up somewhere in the future with a machine that downloads your brain to a tablet.  This is all as crazy as it sounds BUT it is so much fun, and actually very clever, if a little confusing.  We personally delighted in the confusment.  It was like a night out at Funny Girls in Blackpool, where a few club goers from the night club next door kept randomly bursting in.  You weren’t always sure you knew what was going on, but you knew you were having a brilliant time.
 
The show is full of double entendres, adult humour (I don’t advise taking your kids to this at all), and strong messages, which they then take the mickey out of so it doesn’t sound preachy.  The songs are catchy, with sometimes hilarious choreography, where they fully use the “cheese factor” to their own advantage.  Yet in the middle of all the glitter, sequins, and Canal Street vibe, comes the genuinely touching song “Don’t want to get old”.  A moment of genuine feeling, which takes you by surprise and has a bigger impact because of it.
 
The cast is hard working and full of fun.  They literally do everything, act, sing, dance, play in the band, and act again as a different part.  They are everywhere all at once, so no, it isn’t the slickest show I’ve ever seen, but it’s not trying to be.  The set isn’t the most expensive you’ve ever seen, but it doesn’t need to be.  It isn’t a show that needs judging on its production value, but on its merits, and the merit is I was genuinely thinking I wouldn’t enjoy myself, but I had a blast.  Go with an open mind and have fun.  Life’s too short.

Cabaret - Palace Theatre, Manchester - Tuesday 25th February 2020

“Why all the hatred?  It’s exhausting.”

 
I honestly don’t know how to start this review other than stealing the above line from the show.  At the interval, I had several options running through my head - a few play on words about kit kats and clubs, witty comments I’d heard from the audience, a few smutty double entendres - but now, it all seems, wrong.  I’m in shock.  The whole audience were silenced, and - quite rightly, I’m still carrying it with me.
 
Everyone should see this production.  It’s lasting message rings loud and clear.  We must not forget.  We must not let history EVER repeat itself.  It’s chilling.
 
The show is set in 1930’s Berlin, just as the Nazi movement starts. Loyalties and friendships are sickeningly juxtaposed against the frivolity and fabulous fun of The Kit Kat Club, where anything goes and everyone is welcome.
 
The first half is classic musical, brilliant singing and unbelievable choreography.  There’s a breath taking routine like no other I’ve ever seen, based around a moving scaffolding piece, where dancers literally leap and fall off it with such speed, grace, and craziness that it left me gaping in awe more than the nudity (and we’re talking full frontal, wish you weren’t sat next to your Dad nudity).
 
The blend of glitzy costumes, slick movement, music hall, sex, drugs and everything inbetween, provides the perfect Cabaret cocktail.  It is served up in the Kit Kat Club to perfection with its secret ingredients - the cast.  (And by the way, the audience comments was “I can only imagine the waxing bill for this production!")
 
John Partridge (EastEnders, Cats but to name a mere few)is phenomenal as the Emcee.  He communicates through a variety of pitches, grunts, squeaks, looks, and silences.  He has the audience eating out of the palm of his jazz hands.  If he wants you to laugh, you laugh.  If he wants to hear a pin drop, you’re holding your breath.  He has every right to command the way he does, because he takes you on an emotional rollercoaster, from the hilarity of “Two Ladies” which answers how many people it’s humanly possible to fit in a bed, including a random giraffe, to the torture chambers at Auschweitz.  He is outstanding, in every way.
 
Kara Lily Hayworth plays Sally Bowles and thoroughly makes the part her own, in a completely contrasting, yet equally impressive way to Liza Minnelli.  She is cool, controlled, and believable.  Her version of “Maybe This Time” wasn’t your usual musical theatre big rendition, but I appreciated it even more for the inner emotional fight you could she was going through.
 
Anita Harris (Fraulein Schneider) is mesmerising, Charles Hagerstown (Cliff) has a voice to melt butter, honestly the entire cast is a work of art in itself.  The dancers make me want to dance again, so unbelievably athletic, yet light and graceful.  Incredible.
 
The second half takes a darker turn and really pushes boundaries, taking you out of a jolly musical comfort zone, but boy is it worth it.  Sadly, so many of it’s messages are still being learnt today, and this production packs a strong punch.  From “If you could see her through my eyes”, to the choreographed scenes of brutal beatings, portrayed through excellent dance and lighting.  The final scene is hands down the most powerful piece of theatre I’ve ever seen, and took this production straight to a 10/10 * rating.  
We are taken to the gas chambers.  We are right there with them.  We see them symbolically being knocked down one by one.  They are stripped bare, thinking they are going to the showers.  They are not.
 
The curtain comes down to utter silence.  No one knows what to do.  How do you clap what you are witnessing?  It’s wrong.  But it’s a play, the done thing is to clap.  It takes a good few moments of utter shock and silence before anyone knows what to do.  It’s is so, so powerful.  I’m getting chills just remembering it.
 
I urge everyone to go and watch this production.  It will entertain, have you belly laughing, have you crying, feeling sick to the stomach, and hopefully leave you feeling more tolerant of “different “.

Ghost Stories - The Lowry, Salford Quays, Manchester - Tuesday 18th February 2020

So I’m writing the first part of this review in a restaurant before I’ve even stepped foot in the theatre.  Firstly because I may not survive the terror (I’m a wuss, so why am I doing this again?), and secondly because I realised that this show is working it’s spooky magic well before the show even begins.  It comes with a warning, “We strongly advise those of a nervous disposition to think very seriously before attending“.  Think about it before attending?!  Are you mocking me?  I’ve thought of nothing else!  I’m already well and truly psyched out, my heart is racing and I’ve convinced myself the man at the next table is the reincarnation of Jack The Ripper!  That simple warning has already created an expectation, and my imagination is doing the rest.  Really very clever.  
 
As we take our seats in the theatre, there is a genuine buzz, an electric atmosphere I’ve not really experienced before.  It’s nerves, heightened senses, excitement, fear.  Everybody is talking to everyone at super speed, whether you came with them or just met (in my case I wanted to at least know the name of the person I am likely to jump on, and grab for protection - it’s the height of bad manners to dig your petrified finger nails into them otherwise).  
 
The play starts with a question.  “What are you doing here?”  Inwardly I’m screaming “I don’t know!  Tell me where the exit is and I’ll go get the drinks in though”.  They answer the question for you, “You’ve come to play a game with fear, to test your limits”.  Have I?!  I didn’t realise it, but I suppose I have, yes.  Let’s just hope it’s a game I win........
 
Jeremy Dyson and Andy Nyman have created theatre like no other.  It’s thrilling, unexpected, dark, humourous, and incredibly clever.  I don’t want to give anything away about the actual story or what to expect, (and they ask you not to, so no way am I going against what these guys ask), but what ever it is you think you’re going to, you’ll be caught out.
 
The play is 1 hour 40 with no interval, and it flies by.  Partly because it’s like a Vegas casino in the sense that your brain loses all sense of reality, and partly because you are so in the moment that time becomes irrelevant.  You can’t be anything but “in the moment“, because you know, you just know, deep down in your gut, that if you let your mind wander........for just one second..........if you let your guard down.............. BOO!  You lose the game.
 
Go and watch it.  Take a spare pair of underwear, but go and watch.  I survived.....just.  Will you?

Spiritualized

Thriller - Palace Theatre, Manchester - Monday 10th February 2020


Was this to be a Thriller or a Killer of a show?  I had no expectations, no idea what to expect, and no friends who had seen it to give me a cheeky heads up.
 
It is a concert / cabaret style entertainment show.  And I don’t mean that in a Simon Cowell insult kind of way.  The only narrative is the music’s timeline, and the show is led by pure song, dance, costumes and lighting.  We are gently guided through MJ’s musical history, from mowtown, to disco, to pop.
 
The cast is headed by four main vocalists, and a large dance team.  Kieran Alleyne is spotlighted several times in MJ’s most iconic dance roles, including Thriller, Bad, and Bille Jean.  His moon walk earned a whoop from the audience, and was matched onstage by the never ending enthusiasm of the cast as a whole.
 
The costume changes are plentiful, and range from the full sequin sparkle to the blood drenched zombie.
 
The energy from the stage is palpable, and there are moments for the audience to join in and bust a move, wave their arms in the air and sing along.  It was lovely to see a family audience, showing how music can transcend generations.  A few members of the audience were even dressed accordingly, with the infamous one sparkly glove, spats and hats.
 
The second half was my generation of Michael songs, so created nostalgia, and had me drifting down memory lane.
 
The show occasionally leans towards a cheese buffet, with timely placed air fist grabs, angst fuelled ballad faces, and musical theatre style emotion that seemed a little at odds with the pop feel of the show, but hey - if you like a bit of cheese and love Michael Jackson’s song catalogue, then you can’t go wrong.  Just remember though, if you do see it and don’t agree with me, don’t blame it on me, or the sunshine, blame it on the boogie.

We Will Rock You - Palace Theatre, Manchester - Monday 27th January 2020

“I want it all”, and I certainly got it with this show.  It was definitely a “Kind Of Magic”.  Ok, I’m done with my cheesy cliches!
 
Right from the first opening chord of Innuendo, which you feel reverberate through your whole body, I was hooked.  The drums then kick in and I was flooded with goosebumps.  The stage was lit beautifully with stars, Freddie’s voice kicks in, panels open revealing his iconic one arm stance, echoed by an actor on stage.  Simple genius.
 
Ok, so Queen are my favourite band, so yes I’ve seen this show before, BUT- this is the re-imagined version, and it’s epic.  There is literally no weak singer, no weak link, no weak anything.  
 
The story is set way in the future, where Globalsoft have taken over.  Everything is technology based, social media heavy, with only programmed music, and instruments are banned.  But there are still some rebels left - The Bohemians- who fight for real life, real friends, real music and rock and roll.  They just need to find the dreamer to follow the star and take them to the place of living legends.....
 
Where to start with the cast?  They ALL deserve a mention.  I always like listening to others around me when reviewing, and every time a new actor came on stage and belted out an iconic song, to a very heavily Queen fan based audience, the one word I kept hearing was “incredible“.  And they were.  Let’s not under estimate how hard it is to take on Queen to their own fans, and utterly smash it and earn real respect and fans in their own right.
 
Michael McKell (Buddy), of Emmerdale fame amongst many other things, is hilarious with his Mick Jagger-esque character.  Ian McIntosh (Galileo) reminds me of Adam Lambert, with his own unique, amazing voice.  Elena Skye (Scaramouche) has sarcasm and wit down to a tee and smashes her songs.  Amy Di Bartolomeo (Oz - used to be Meat) broke my heart with her rendition of “Only the good die young”.  Her raw emotion ripped me apart, having recently lost two people, but I believed that she felt it too.  Incredible.  Adam Strong (Khashoggi) has an insane voice, as does Jenny O’ Leary as the Killer Queen and David Michael Johnson as Brit.  The ensemble complete the superb team.
 
The play script by Ben Elton is so clever, witty and relevant, with sharp jokes and language play.  Who knew a video tape could ever become so obsolete that people think it’s pronounced “viy-day-oh tap-ay”.  And the use of numerous song lyrics and titles (even the naming of the characters), is nostalgic, funny, and brilliant.  (I’m genuinely starting to run out of superlatives here people)!
 
The set is crazy clever, and works so smoothly with the idea behind the show of a future made up only of technology.  You are transported via moving imagery, amazing lighting, and a whole section where I thought Derren Brown was going to pop out as it was like being hypnotised.  You definitely get a beautiful blend of future technology and old school rock concert.  There is an insane amount of flashing lights and strobes, which I loved, but just be aware if you are light sensitive.
 
The second half opens with “One Vision” and a reprise of Freddie’s voice.  It’s so cool to see nods to the band throughout, especially the “Day Oh” sing back section.  The audience all knew exactly what to do, bang on cue.  Lit to a back drop of Wembley, it’s the closest I’ll ever get to that historical time.  
 
As we get towards the end of the show, the audience join in more and more.  You can’t help it.  These songs are infectious.  It’s electric.  It has all been leading to the big moment- Bohemian Rhapsody - which does not disappoint.  The theatre just pulses and throbs with energy, with happiness, with pure talent and joy.  “Incredible”.
 
The main star of the show for me though is Queen.  Their songs resonate even now.  Timeless classics from the best band ever.  Long Live The Queen

The Bodyguard - Palace Theatre, Manchester - Wednesday 11th December 2019

Well this musical starts with a bang.  Quite literally!  Cue me and my Mum jumping, yelling, and clinging to each other.  Luckily, so did a few people around us so we didn’t look like utter wimps.  It got our attention though - The Bodyguard had started.
 
Within the first few minutes, I was pretty captivated.  I’ve seen A LOT of musicals, but none that start like this.  Clever use of screens and lighting help create iconic imagery, and quickly relays Frank Farmer - The Bodyguard’s (Ben Lewis) past situation.
 
This immediately moves on to the entire breadth and width of the stage transforming into a huge cinema screen, where an X Factor style montage is relayed for Rachel Marron (Alexandra Burke).  This impressive feature launches directly into the first “Rachel Marron concert” - and aside from the setting of the musical, you get a real sense of what Alexandra Burke could be like in her own concert.  Definitely two for the price of one.
 
For those who haven’t seen the film, Rachel Marron is a mega star singer (played by Whitney Houston).  But she attracts a full on frenzied stalker, who seems to be getting closer to her by the day.  Frank Farmer is brought on board (Kevin Costner in the film), and immediately tries to clamp down on the current slack security.  Unfortunately, this means a stop to many of Rachel’s usual activities and engagements, so doesn’t go down too well.  As Rachel is feeling suffocated by Frank, her sister Nicki is craving his attention.  As the stalker gets too close for comfort, Rachel is saved by The Bodyguard, and romance starts to ensue.  But when you are The Bodyguard, love is not a luxury you can afford, especially for the person you are trying to protect.
 
Back to the stage version.  The stalker (Phil Atkinson), is first introduced to the audience through screen, but he has an eerie habit of just appearing on stage, and I did find myself looking over my shoulder a few times, half expecting him to come through the audience.  He certainly put the fear of God into me.  He has a really clever section in the second half, with a laser gun, that targets the audience.  It does freak you out, and is a great way to make you feel what Rachel must be feeling.
 
Another thing that I’ve NEVER seen before is blasts of dry ice / smoke as a projector screen, and it’s used at the perfect time to create a truly outstanding image, and spine tingling moment that just encapsulates The Bodyguard.  It was breath taking.
 
I have to say that I was fully engaged in the believability of this show because of the set and lighting design (Tim Hatley and Mark Henderson).  One minute I was at a Rachel Marron concert, then a police station, then a dance studio, a bar, a mansion, backstage, the Oscars, and not once was the play held up for a scene change.  It just happened, and I believed I was where ever I was supposed to be.  The concerts made use of us as an audience, and I truly think that this musical, beyond any I’ve seen, managed to turn the complexities of multiple film locations to their advantage.
 
Alexandra Burke is outstanding in the role of Rachel, and not only belts out amazing tunes, but puts her Strictly Come Dancing training to use several times, with full on routines, matching the professional dancers with every nuance.
 
Ben Lewis is suitably strong as Frank Farmer, and has a softer edge to his portrayal than that of Kevin Costner, which I think is essential for a theatre setting.  You have to like him, feel he is approachable.  On a personal level, it is a shame this is a non singing role, because despite what you’re led to believe during the karaoke scene, Ben Lewis is an epic singer.
 
Emmy Willow is fantastic as Nicki, Rachel’s sister, with many audience members concluding they would like to see it when she understudies for Alexandra Burke because she would also be phenomenal.
 
The musical concludes with “I will Always Love you”, and I literally just got goosebumps even thinking about that moment again.  The audience rose to their feet part way through the song because you just had to express the wow of it all.
 
And just when you think it’s all over - the encore of Whitney classics begins - our own mini concert.  Here, you truly see Alexandra Burke.  She is utterly natural in this setting and yes, I wanna dance with somebody!  So did the whole audience, so they did, right the way to the carpark, where I can honestly say the party continued, cars blasting Whitney tracks as we queued to get out, peoples windows wound down and a huge carpark karaoke sing along.  Brilliant night.

Snow White - Manchester Opera House - Monday 9th December 2019

It’s FAB-U-LOUS Darling!  With GORRRGEOUS costumes.  A-MA-ZING from beginning to end, and not a darrrnce dis-arrrr-ster in sight.  Definitely a 10 paddle production.  Yes! Craig Revel Horwood is in town people!! And he is everything you want him to be, plus so much more.
 
If you have not been to a Manchester Opera House panto for a good few years - PLEASE don’t think you know what to expect and avoid this because “panto isn’t your thing”.  Noooooooo!   Times have a changed my friend.  These panto’s are more in keeping with full West End Musicals, sprinkled with star quality, with jokes aimed far more at the adults than the kids, hilarious innuendo, one liners, well known songs, new songs, dazzling costumes, well known faces, new faces, pyrotechnics, live orchestra, incredible dancers and singers, and quite literally a partridge in a pear tree...... well in this case it was an angel on a Christmas tree, but my point remains!
 
The whole production is joyous from beginning to end, and whilst there is no weak cast member, for me there were three stand out performances - Ben Nickless, Eric Potts, and Craig Revel Horwood.
 
Ben Nickless was part of the panto in Manchester last year, and it’s absolutely no surprise to see him return.  He is hilarious, an incredible impressionist, full of energy, and the kids adore him.  He is so natural with them when he gets them up on stage in the second act, and he is brilliant at switching from character to being “one of us” and breaking that 4th wall between cast members and the audience.  He is so at ease on stage that you can just relax, and know that even if it goes wrong, he will make the wrong right.  Just be warned, if you sit near the front........
 
Eric Potts also returns, and again it’s no surprise.  He has the stretchy vocal equivalent of Norman Wisdoms face, and is able to make anything sound funny.  The kids will be copying his unique pronunciation of words right up till New Year.  Comic timing, genius costumes and like-a-bility by the bucket load.
 
Craig Revel Horwood is a hit from the off - so much so, that when he first came on stage, quite a few people cheered, before remembering he is the villain who we are supposed to boo.  You hear every well known  Craig catch phrase, and he certainly makes fun of himself and his “mean Strictly judge” image.  He plays up to the audience, giving them what they want BUT he is not simply there as a star name.  I mean, this man is seriously talented.  His singing voice is outstanding, to the point I got genuine goosebumps when he sang his version of “My Way”.  He shows off a few of his own dance moves, and he simply charms his way through the whole show - very charismatic.
 
There are some brilliant comic sets between these three, including the tongue twister scene.  There appears to be genuine fun and friendship on stage, which you feel a part of,  rather than just being an onlooker.  
 
The unique rendition of “The 12 Days Of Christmas”, gives a fresh new twist to the usual “If I we’re not upon the stage” scene in the second half , and had the audience crying with laughter.
 
There are two stand out spectacular moments.  The first one comes in the form of a dragon trying to take flight over the audience.  Dancing dragons simultaneously try to escape into the front few rows.  It’s a magical moment.  Secondly is the transformation of the Queen to the old Lady.  It is very slick and great to hear all the kids questioning how it was achieved.  It’s moments like these that really make you realise pantos have definitely moved on.
 
Snow White is such a clever production.  It appeals to all ages, and has everyone laughing, dancing, booing, clapping, and enjoying a shared experience together.  I am going again on Sunday and taking 150 children and their families.  I should be dreading it - taking that many kids, and to something I’ve only just seen.  I’m not.  I can’t wait because I just know how magical they are going to find it.  To me, that’s pretty special.  

Priscilla Queen Of The Desert - Palace Theatre, Manchester - Monday 25th November 2019

Book a ticket!  Do it now!  Why are you still reading this?!......
 
Ok, so I kind of want you to read this, but only to brag about the AMAZING show I saw last night!  Priscilla Queen Of The Desert.
 
It was fun, fabulous, uplifting, with outrageously timed one liners, leaving the audience in hysterics, dancing in the aisles, and guaranteed digging out their most glittery outfits this morning.
 
I have seen this show before, but this tour is by far the best, with a cast that is glitter glued together perfectly.  Joe McFadden (Strictly Come Dancing winner, and Raf from Holby) plays the role of Tick / Mitzi.  Being a big fan of his, I obviously knew he could dance and sing, but what about his pipes?  Amazing!  Or as the lady behind me said, “Man!  The boy can sing”. Nick Hayes (Hollyoaks, Doctors) plays Adam / Felicia and he absolutely owns the role.  The trio is rounded off with Miles Western playing Bernadette.  He manages to mix sophistication and cutting one liners beautifully, rounded off by an unbelievable voice.
 
The show explodes onto the stage from the off, with a cocktail of well known disco anthems, glitter, rainbows, and wigs higher than Ayres Rock itself.  For me, there was truly no weak moment in this show, so to stop me spewing sparkly comments till Christmas, (only 4 weeks to go eeek), I’ll just mention my highlights (though there’s quite a few).
 
First Act - The Tina Turner ‘tribute’ was hilarious - fantastic actor, the Weather girls song I fell in love with the brilliant way the umbrellas had sparkly rain, the colour, the fun, the one liners (particularly the ginger nut biscuit joke.  I was still randomly giggling at that one till the interval), the ‘makes you stop and think’ moments, the funeral scene.  I now know how I want my funeral to go down, nothing else will do!  
 
Second Act - the ensemble dances as Priscilla makes her way across Australia (Priscilla is the camper van / bus), the beautifully touching moment when Father and son meet for the first time, and a child shows the world how simple and easy it is to be accepting of humans in all their glorious forms, and the follow up bedtime story scene makes your heart literally melt.  
 
The second half is so clever at highlighting the reality of life for LGBTQ.  It goes from the Felicia fabulousness of drag Queens, showgirls and Kylie tributes (wow factor to Nick Hayes singing here), to a very dark scene of the abuse Adam faces for living as Felicia.  Yes the show is uplifting and care free, but it doesn’t shy away from the fact that to live as your true self, there’s still a whole lot of stupid and ugly out there who attack what they don’t understand.  Priscilla shows that people are people, love is love.  End of. 
 
But of course, the show ends with a rip roaring finale, guaranteed to make you shake your groove things in the aisles, bust a few of your trusty dance moves out, sing along to songs you forgot you knew and loved, and whoop and whistle till the confetti cannon pops (no euphemism, there really is a confetti cannon!).
 
Go book your tickets now!  Priscilla is waiting.

Hedda Tesman - The Lowry, Salford Quays, Manchester - Monday 7th October 2019

MAN               "She brought it on herself.  She made her own choices".  
WOMAN          "How dare you!!  She was a victim of her circumstance".

This was the start of a very heated argument between the couple infront of us as we exited the theatre.  The play had clearly left them both with strong opinions on the lead character of Hedda Tesman, played by Haydn Gwynne, and though their extremely animated discussion made me and my friend giggle, it was great to see a production evoke such strong debate.

Hedda Tesman is a 2019 version of Ibsen's Hedda Gabler, with a few minor changes to character by writer Cordelia Lynn.  If you don't know the original play, it will make no difference to you.  If you have, the character of Thea is now Hedda's grown up daughter that she never wanted, and Lynn's version is 30 years down the line for Hedda and George Tesman (Anthony Calf).

When you walk into the theatre, it is dominated by the set designed by Anna Fleischle, and a pianist eerily playing in the background.  It grabs your attention.  

The story is dominated by Hedda; a bored and disturbed lady, who feels invisible in life.  We learn of her troubled childhood with her Father General Gabler (who spookily watches over us throughout the entire performance from a giant portrait that is always illuminated).  We see her estranged relationship with Thea (Natalie Simpson) - the daughter she never wanted, and witness the dangerous impact this has had.  We hear of her secret past with Elijah (Irfan Shamji), and how she almost encourages his alcoholism.  We flinch at the blackmail Brack (Jonathan Hyde) tries to place on her, and laugh at her opening dialogues with the housekeeper Bertha (Rebecca Oldfield) and Aunt Julie (Jacqueline Clarke) who she clearly think are both beneath her.  By the way, I totally wanted to take Aunt Julie home with me.  LOVED this character.

Hedda has some great one liners, sardonic humour, and a few jokes you laugh at and then think "oooooh, did I really just laugh at that?"  I wasn't expecting any laughs in this play, but they are most definitely there - particularly found by the man sat infront of us.  We ended up laughing at him laughing!

The play reaches it's conclusion (won't say it incase some reading this don't know the original play - otherwise it would be a spoiler alert), but it does seem to get there rather suddenly.  It almost felt a bit like I'd nipped out to put the kettle on, and come running back in shouting "What did I miss?".

And my one "Nooooo" moment of the evening was that I couldn't see the big conclusive climax because two actors on stage were sat right infront of me, and blocked the entire "big moment of the play".

Overall I thoroughly enjoyed the play, as did my friend, and even though we exited to an arguing couple - it was an argument that took place because the play had engaged them, and raised some interested, modern issues.  

The Phantom of the Opera - Her Majesty's Theatre, London - Saturday 5th October 2019

Derrrrr der der der der dummmmmmmmmmm ba dum.  I mean, come on.  It's Phantom!!  What's not to love?  Phantom brings drama, passion, love, hate, fear, cracking songs, humour, spectacular effects and the wow factor.

Having seen this musical one or two times before, I tend to hone in on certain elements - how will this actor portray Phantom?  Will Raoul annoy me?  Will the Theatre Managers be played seriously or with humour?  Well, the Phantom was powerful, seductive, tortured, child like at times (all amazing interpretations), Raoul was strong, the theatre Managers quirky.  All in all, a great balance of choices.  I was not disappointed in the least.

But I jump ahead.  Because what if you've never seen this show?  So, it follows the story of Christine, a young ballet dancer in the Paris Opera, who is being voice coached by a secret tutor she believes to be the angel of music, sent by her late Father.  It is of course the Phantom - a disfigured, tortured man who lives in the bowels of The Opera House.  He is a genius, but dangerous, through years of torment, neglect, and humiliation.  All he wants is to feel love.  But having never been shown it, he goes about trying to get the object of his affections (Christine) in some really strange ways.  You want to ask a girl out?  You murder a co-worker or two!  You want to get her attention?  You bring the Opera House Chandelier down on everyone's heads!  You want her to notice you?  You kidnap her, frighten her half to death, and then force her to say she loves you, just to save her boyfriend from being added to his hit list!!  Quite the contender for the First Dates Hotel!

I joke because the show is so strong, it can take it.  It is so slick, powerful, thought provoking (because you actually end up breaking your heart for this man who you have just witnessed kill many people), and provides numerous goosebumps on arms moments with its ridiculously amazing score.  Put it this way, one member of our party is pregnant, and when the overture started, she felt baby's very first movements in her tummy in response!  If that's not a 10/10 musical I don't know what is. 

Harry Potter and The Cursed Child - Palace Theatre, London - Sunday 22nd September 2019

Calling all muggles, witches and wizards!  You are invited back to Hogwarts to watch the next chapter in the Wizarding World of Harry Potter.  The Cursed Child starts where “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows” ends.  We see the gang on Platform 9 3/4 ready to send their own children off to Hogwarts, and......... that’s as much as I’m willing to say about what happens in the story. #keepthesecret

What I can say is that this is absolutely not to be missed for any Potter fans.  The story is amazing, the effects outstanding and the audience are gripped from beginning to end.

I had read the script prior to watching the play, and was beyond excited to see how elements of the story would be achieved, especially the magic.  I was not disappointed and truly felt like a kid again.  My friend had not read the script prior to our visit, but followed the play with ease.  It is such a slick production, it is easy to be totally submerged in the magical world.

This play is in two parts, so in total we spent over 5 hours in the theatre on one day. It absolutely flew by.  We left with the utter most respect for all the actors, sound, lighting - the whole team for the constant energy and professionalism from beginning to end.  There was no energy dip , no stumbled lines, just utter joy. A special shout out to the actor who played Scorpious. He had everyone in stitches with his interpretation of the character.  The total opposite to what I’d imagined when I read the script, but so much better.

If you get the chance, go! Grab your nimbus broom and fly to Hogwarts.  You won’t regret it.

Hannah Wicklund

Big the Musical - Dominion Theatre, London - Saturday 21st September 2019

Chopsticks, zoltar, and Tom Hanks. That’s all I could think about when I headed into the theatre to watch BIG the musical.  Would it work?  Would I feel too attached to one of my all time favourite childhood films and favourite actors? 

The Dominion Theatre set the scene fantastically from the off.  Not only is this theatre simply stunning, they’d kitted it out with actual Zoltar machines!  Cue photo opportunities and nostalgia before we’d even taken our seats. (And by the way, there is literally no bad seat in the design and layout of this theatre).

The show opens with the young Josh character on stage and he wowed us from the off with his fantastic voice.  The child actors are outstanding, and most definitely hold their own against their adult cast members.

Then Jay McGuiness makes his very “hmmm” memorable appearance in the tiniest costume ever, to A LOT of whooping and cheering from the audience.  His strictly come dancing skills are put to brilliant use throughout this musical, with the highlight being the “chopsticks on the piano” scene in the toy store.  Just brilliant.

Wendy Peters is great as Josh’s mum, with some emotional solo pieces, and as always, great story telling.

I have to say, Jay McGuiness was exceptional as Josh, making the part utterly believable.  He was able to play the part with the same innocence as Tom Hanks, without ever leaning towards a cringe adult trying to be a kid.  Not easy, but thoroughly executed.

There are some great numbers in this musical, especially the rip roaring cast number “Cross the line” - a real musical theatre number that pleasantly stuck in my head for days.

If you love nostalgia, feel good musicals, and just want a great night out, then BIG fits the bill.  And remember, be careful what you wish for, because wishes can come true.

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